#we walked over obviously

[kedreeva]

We drove across the state today to set up a photo frame device for my aunt, and introduce her to Bug. While we were there, we took her and her bf to dinner across the street from her complex, and my mom texted to ask how we'd gotten my aunt over, since we're in my dad's fuckoff big truck and she's not able to climb into it. My dad texted back that he just tied a tow cable to her wheelchair and drove over, and my mom texted me to find out the truth but

My aunt laughed until she wheezed and told us to stop being so mean to her sister, but when we got back to her apartment:

She helped us get "proof" to send my mom because you gotta have a little fun teasing your siblings

#my family #stories about Ked's life #personal #i wish i could share the photo i took of her absolutely losing it #she could barely tell me to stop it lol #also like #ask a silly question get a silly answer imo #we walked over obviously

[littlespoonevan]

tragic: the song i've been obsessing over for two days straight is actually best represented by buck and abby's relationship and i will never be able to convince someone to have an in depth discussion about it with me and/or make a gifset of it 💔

#911 related #but also the bridge is actually quite ali coded askdjfh #why am i obsessing over his old relationships you ask???? #bc i'm thinking about buck's romantic arc again Obviously #and am actually now even more frustrated and enraged by the s6 finale in light of 7x04 #because everything in his romantic arc since s1 has been so carefully considered and constructed #and the end of s6 was so POINTLESS and completely disrupted it skadjfhas #like imagine if s6 had ended with buck alone sitting on a couch he'd picked out *himself* to mirror 6x01 and signify he was ready to open #himself to love again and THEN we got what we did with 7x04 #imagine how fucking perfect of a transition that would've been!!!!!!!!! #and i know the reasons behind it blah blah blah i know it was walked back immediately in 7x01 #but!!!!!!!!!!! #the trajectory from abby who was his first real love (but who he loved too much) #to ali who was a fresh start but who couldn't love him completely #to taylor who *he* tried to love in the right way but couldn't #to finding a way to be content on his own #to realising his sexuality and kissing tommy?!?!?!? #what a good fucking pipeline y'know!!! #that should've been the pipeline but now the end of s6 will always be a blip and it will always annoy me askjdfha #anyway #someone listen to reckless driving and please let me talk about buck and abby lmao

[istherewifiinhell]

Here look i make a meme for the general vibe here

[ID: The KXCD comic of experts assuming something is general knowledge edited to be about transformers.

The first person says "Transformer names are second nature to us robot fuckers so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows Optimus Prime, Megatron, and one or two decepticons."

The second person says "And Bumblebee, of course."

The first agrees "Of course."

Caption at the bottom reads "Even when they're trying to compensate for it, fans of anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field. END ID]

#some shit #its not called cisformers #ON ONE HAND. that is LITERALLY. what i knew like. 2 weeks ago. so. IT FEELS TAME. to me. low ball. #HOWEVER. i did talk to someone like well hey you know bumblebee. like how they made him in the movies. he doesnt speak and all that #and they were like. literally no i dont know that. 'i thought we watched the bumblebee movie together??' that wasnt me 'oh. nevermind then' #just send this back to at a later date. i'll... o7 hkdfbgjhbgfdfa. ah.. you know. walking into it. #i DIDNT know fucking any auto bots but bumblebee that really is the thing thats funny i think. are they less consitent over iterations?? #ill find out ig. #last day of work is very busy. btw. obviously/sssssss

[robinsteve]

“lucas, i’m scared. i’m so scared. i’m so scared. i don't wanna die. i’m not ready. i don't wanna go! i’m not ready.” if the duffers kill max in s5 after that we will be having words.

#not only would it destroy the message of hope and perseverance in the face of personal struggles- the message that’s been a consistent #thread through all four seasons- it would make max’s first “death” scene incredibly pointless when it could have been #so impactful had it been real #obviously i very much want max alive and healthy and happy but there’s something so cinematic and so awe-inspiring about that #shot of max in lucas’ arms with el by her side and the blue light bouncing off their blood-and-tear-soaked faces #before the camera draws back and begins to spin over them... anyway. my point is: #i will be very angry if they end up killing max via coma when they had OPTIONS. well. one option. but it was a really extraordinary option. #her death in s5 despite /everything/ would cheapen the final season immensely and would come off as almost laughably #desperate- but above all so so CRUEL to max and her friends #if she can't live and she can't just die in the attic don't prolong her and her friends' suffering for a far less impactful departure #and furthermore if she can’t live don’t purposefully degrade the meaning and remove the consequences #of a visually and emotionally stunning moment to string along viewers who want to know if max is going to be okay either!!!! #they're already on thin ice from the whole 'el revives max' thing (which i will expand upon in another post) but i've made my peace with it #because it kept max alive and it would actually tear me in two if she died for real but even so. thin fucking ice. to drag max over to #another season after all of that fragile ice walking- only to pass on resolving her arc in a careful way- would be devastating. #in terms of emotional and visual impact we have ‘max actually dying in the creel attic’ up /here/ #(imagine my hand hovering slightly above my hairline) #‘max pulling through the coma and learning to survive and thrive’ right /here/ (hand at eyeline) #and ‘max dying at the hospital’ allllll the way down /here/ (hand at stomach) #which would really fucking SUCK #to be clear i think she’s going to pull through the coma (thank god) because a) the duffers are cowarddddds and b) narrative reasons that #i don’t have enough time energy or tag space to elaborate on #but i also have trust issues from this season so i can envision a scenario in which they metaphorically pull the rug out from under #us and we all riot at dawn together <3 #max mayfield #stranger things #s4 spoilers #** #millie talks #st 4

[deeisace]

Waugh

Now my gran is texting me to ask for my bank details to transfer me money "to buy skittles" (she came to my auntie's and gave skittles to all the grandkids including me on Saturday)

#????? family??? #context: she has not contacted me for over 2 years before this weekend #also the kids obviously went sugar-mad with the skittles and so she said should we go for a dog walk? kids: yes!! #and then she was like alright i can go home then #and just left?? my auntie to deal with her now-crazy kids? #haha

[batfamhyperfixation]

Tim jokingly sends Bernard:

Basically every night, but one night, he forgets to, and at first Bernard doesn't think much of it, but he still texts Tim anyway because they always talk before bed and say goodnight to one another, but cause Tim silenced his phone during patrol, he doesn't answer so Bernard slowly starts freaking out. After a few hours of spiraling and no replys from Tim, he goes to the manor and sneaks in cause it's past Tim's 'allowed to have people over curfew' and when Tim isn't there (cause Tim is patrolling as Red Robin, hence the curfew), Bernard goes into full panic mode, and he finds Red Robin on the street and Tim, obviously worried about Bernard, asks what is wrong and Tim doesn't know whether to laugh at how funny the situation is (and how paranoid his boyfriend is) or cry over how much Bernard cares for him, and so Tim is like "of course I'll help you, let's not get dramatic, I am sure he is not dead, oh, I'm sure he's okay, probably even closer than you think" and now he can't take out his phone cause Bernard will recognize it, and they won't actually find Tim cause Red Robin is Tim, and so they just go on an adventure all night and by the end of the night, Tim finally tells Bernard, and Bernard doesn't know whether to break up with him because he saw Bernard going through panic attacks and freaking out and he still didn't say anything, or if he should hug him and tell him how he's so glad he's okay, or if he should bombard him with questions about superheros, supervillains, and the like. He settles for a hug, a free pass for something major, and a discussion on a rooftop over 24 hour minimart coffee (that tim had to pay for).

#tim: so you broke into my house without being caught #tim: my house that is protected heavily as we are both super rich and heroes so we have it everything from security alarmed to boobytrapped #bernard: oh it wasnt too hard; i know your family is targeted a lot and i also know if you were taken there would be traps to trip me up #so once you anticipate for it it is a breeze to get it #Tim: i think you will have to show me one night when i actually am home; you know obviously for safety reasons so we know weak spots #when alfred and bruce go to wake up tim one morning and find him cuddling with bernard they do a full interrogation #and when they find out how easy Bernard bypassed everything without help they have him test the new traps and security systems every time #and if he can get through it without trouble then his reward is he gets to sleep over (but the door has to remain open and they will get #checked on by Alfred throughout the night) #but Bernard gets through without trouble every time and they even think its Tim giving him insider information but they find out it is #just because Bernard 'conspiracy theorist' Dowd is prepared for everything #and so they literally get to spend every two weeks watching movies and hanging out all night just cause no security can stop Bernard #bruce had to move it to only weekends so Tim wouldnt be staying up all night on school nights watching movies with Bernard #he usually doesnt even see Bernard bypass security he just walks in 5 minutes later to find Bernard and Tim sitting on the couch together #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber

[r029]

Omg I can't I believe I forgot

#this one time i didnt want to go to school. #and my mom was parked like in the front to drop me off and i obviously didnt get out. and she was sitting there for like 5 minutes and got #angry at me and said “youre embarrassing me. youre an embarrassment” #and then took these hard cover books and fucking threw them at me which hurt.. over?? embarrassing you??? by not getting out of the car?? #and then said “im gonna beat your ass when we get home.” #and when we did. i went out the other side of the car door and started walking towards this park near our house. and she said #“dont come crying to me when you get raped.”

[complete-clownery]

This is a memory

So the lyrics on it kinda just wanted to put something there-- I also posting this for myself mostly

#There is this moment that I thought about #and for some reason its one of my favorite moments that always makes me feel warm and nostalgic #It was this one time I was planing to stay over at one of my friends hous. #It was winter and we needed to leave the dorms early since kids were going to stay in our rooms and they needed to clean them up #It was an extremely cold morning and I had to walk to their house with my luggage that was pretty heavy- #it was really shit- counting in the fact that I was only able to get 2 hours of sleep in for some reason I dont remember- #and I remembered that I got to their house around 8 am and my friend let me in #but she's not really the morning person so they were also really out of it #and I was freezing and inside it was good yes but #then we went back into her room and she suggested we go back to sleep and we did that #and so this friend and I are cuddling a lot #whenever we are together we're really cuddly and affectionate in school too #even some of the people outside of our class thought we were dating- (which we never will) #and obviously this time too #and we actually have the same blanket that is grey and has white stars on it #which let through the outside lights unlike the grey fluffy fabric #And i'm a relatively small person with my 5'2 for height #and they hugged me so that I was snuggled up below their head above their chest and I pulled my legs up to my chest to be even smaller #and she draped the blanket on us in a way that my head was under the blanket #and I could see the white stars letting through the warm cozy sunlight that the shutters on her window above the bed barely let in #and everything smells so nice and warm and my still cold body was starting to feel #this comfortable nice bedsheet warmth along with the other person's body heat and god I fell asleep so quickly #Both of us did and so our other friend couldn't reach us #and had to walk around for (if I remember correctly) half an hour before we woke up and let him in #clowning ∆ #Spotify

[collegeoflore]

god we deserved a high society party quest….. i want to see the upper city so so bad…. let me into duke portyr’s manor i’ll be so normal about it

#obviously i want this for wyll reasons. i think the wyll/xar bonding on this quest would be so much fun #BUT ALSO it would have been soooo much fun for xarrai reasons #bc like. they are pretty cagey about who exactly their sex work clients are and who exactly they have/had influence over in the gate #at least like during the game (i think their relationship with portyr at the very least is an open secret in the upper city lol) #and obvs this comes out after the coronation when everyone is dead bc the ppl gortash chose to kill Just So Happened to be largely ppl in #xar’s pocket #but imagining a party/ball scene before that where they’re trying to walk the line of like #They Know Everyone In This Room Intimately And Their New Friends Are Not Aware #would be so much fun to write #i recognize i could write it myself anyway but we all know im too lazy for that #i’m more of a vignettes that take place during/between canon scenes girlie than an Inventing New Quests girlie #but we can all imagine how silly the dawning realization everyone would have would be #as they start to see how deep those ‘connections’ they’re oh so cagey about run LOL #also i think they would have had to give us some real fucking good outfits for that quest. #漫言 #oc. xarrai

[scionshtola]

shb is such a trying time for cori for many reasons obviously but especially for shtola reasons

#imagine your best friend passes out in front of you and you find out she’s been soul snatched #and you’re like oh this is extra terrifying for me bc i’m in love with her and only just realized #and then you go where her soul is and it’s been three years for her but only two weeks maybe for you #and you’re so happy to see her again but she has people on standby to kill you bc your soul is messed up and makes you look like the enemy #and one of those ppl on standby is a guy who is obviously in love with her #and she’s a lesbian so you’re not worried she returns the feelings but it is so annoying #bc he gets to be obvious and you have to keep it to yourself in case you ruin everything by saying it out loud #but then she almost dies and you’re like i can’t wait any longer i have to tell her #but first she tells you your soul is getting worse #and then you’re like well now i can’t tell her bc what if i do and then i turn into a sineater and she has to kill me #and so you walk to your potential demise knowing you love her and keeping it from her so that if she has to kill you it might be easier #(nvm that it could never be easy) #and this is all over the course of like a month #and this whole time shtola is like. dermot kennedy voice if she was in love she would have said it by now #working on various shb fics rn and feeling unhinged so. here we are #bye ahdhdjsk #shadowbringers spoilers #oc: corisande ymir

[jorgecrespo]

ok who the fuck is uncle j he's clearly with their mom but i think they mentioned him being related to their dad maybe who is he is he just here for the vibes if so i approve

#ok let's recap because we're about to start dinner #we have the siblings and the crazy woman who reminds me a bit too much of some of my family is their mom obviously #sarah paulson is a cousin probably? #mulaney is her husband and pete is sugar's #uncle j is someone #fak and richie are michael's friends who have infiltrated the family #and bob odenkirk is just there to make everyone mad?? #literally who is he nobody seems to like him #and carmy is in copenhagen with the invisible cat and maybe eventually goes to paulson's because i think he said he was in nyc? #and richie and uncle j clearly dislike each other now because of the job thing which probably caused the divorce of cousin and communitygir #and michael is dead #oh yeah no carmy was definitely in nyc #guys this is giving me a headache this episode is at least three hours long #ok dinner time here we go #this is taking me over an hour to watch i can't take this #i'm walking around talking to myself like that fiona apple gif

[madfoxx]

 part I.

#sometimes i really question why peter and bob keep following justus around #i mean i love him and he´s a genius and everything #but he literally gets them into trouble whenever he can and then doesnt tell them shit #is it exciting and fun and cool to solve crime and get abducted by the mafia and almost get killed 365 days of the year? #yes obviously. #but still....pretty stupid as well #zero learn-effect #i mean come on. literally the same thing again and again!? #´´i know we´re on holiday but lets just follow these super shady people into the abandoned warehouse ok guys?´´ #´´listen i think swimming in these shark infested waters is a great idea especially during a storm´´ #´´lets walk into this super obvious trap so i can seize the moment and give a 20 min monologue where i insult the criminal with the gun´´ #and everytime its just ´´ok Justus´´ #like??? #guys at least make him tell you stuff ok #i worry that bob might actually loose his last braincell if he gets hit over the head one more time #and peter is gonna have a heart-attack if justus keeps pushing him in monster-infested lakes and haunted caves and shit #die drei fragezeichen #die drei fragezeichen fanart #die drei leerzeichen #the three investigators #??? #drei fragezeichen #drei ???

[ancient-day]

Thinks about Joker’s awakening and how it’s initiated due to the strong desire to protect someone and how he later has to watch his friend die in front of him, powerless to stop it.

#'He could have walked over and-' yes yes i know we all wish that scene played out differently but for the sake of canon narrative #we're going with the idea that there was nothing he could have done in that moment #whether through his own inability or exhaust or the sheer shock of the moment rendering him motionless #Obviously this all relies on speculation but I definitely think Joker has some of that 'not saving someone right in front of me #is just as bad as killing them myself' mentality which is not good obviously but [cowboy bebop voice] he's gonna carry that weight

[peapod20001]

I like to think that if my tumblr pals came to my house, they’d have a good time

#random post #I don’t mean that as in ‘yea woo let’s party and get fucked up’ like no lol #I just mean. our house is a place where people get along #there’s no expectations here. wanna sit and talk? we can hang out and talk about whatever #wanna play a game? chances are a few other people do to #need to get away for a bit and maybe take a nap? we’ve got plenty of beds take your pick. we’ll make sure no one bothers you #hungry or thirsty? help yourself don’t be shy. we can always get more #like we had ppl over on Saturday and it was so FUN like ppl would talk all together and then different conversations would split off of that #we would go outside then back in. we had food and some ppl had alcohol #we were laughing SO hard about funny shit (like discovering that my sisters bf worked on the gas meter at grandpas but didn’t SAY ANYTHING #ABOUT IT LMFAO) my cousin brought his gf to meet everyone and she just fit in perfectly and so obviously had an obsession for animals #her and my sister were like sudden bffs it was hilarious. my brother and younger cousin ate at 2:40 and slept upstairs till 6:00 #and all we did was turn of the light and put on a fan for em lol. crack up at how comfortable they were #me and my lil sister were walking up and down the driveway talking and looking at the stars. the nap duo were pointing out constellations #when most everyone left it was my household and my sister and her bf. she played uno flip and incoherent with me (usually no one does lol) #and we laughed very hard at all of the adult cards. one of the hints she gave for sidechicks was ‘sad used to have a lot of these’ and #I immediately got it. it was fun. we blasted music from the 2000’s and ate bread #I slept for 11 hours that night lmao and I was tired the next day but I wouldn’t have changed it. I like them lots #it’s days like that that make me think I’m more extroverted than introverted. just because I don’t always know what to say doesn’t mean #I don’t like to talk yn? anyways I’m writing a novel in the tags but I don’t care <3 I just love us and I wish #other people were able to have love and fun times often #I hope this doesn’t sound like me bragging about my home life. trust me I know it’s not some shining light in the darkness or whatever #but it’s something. and I don’t mind sharing my love with other people

[harbingermotel]

#me and char have been dating for a month. we have not said i love you but i do have a key to their apartment. #to be fair the key is mostly so i can walk their roommate's dog while they're at work (which i am getting paid for) but obviously i can... #just use it whenever now... #and i have spent more time at their place than my own over the last week #avi speaks #love #relationships #polls #reblog for a bigger sample size or whatever yknow