#we do the weekly shop there

[only-one-brain-cell]

I MISSED SPENCER AND PENELOPE WORKING TOGETHER

Emily: well leave you to it

Spencer: let’s start with E

Pen: are you flirting with me?

Spence: 🤨

Pen: cause E happens to be my favourite vowel

#criminal minds #criminal minds 13x13 #spencer reid #penelope garcia #the writers are like well we aren’t going to give them proper partners so let’s just make them platonical soulmates #I need platatonic fanfiction of these two just doing thing together #like shopping or ACTUALLY GOING TO THE CONVENTION #omg fake dating AU where Pen tried to make Kevin jealous at the convention and ask Spence to be hee fake boyfriend #but they don’t actually fall in love because at this point in the CM timeline Spencer was having weekly phone calls to his girlfriend #oh I’m sorry his ‘doctor’ not that she’s not a doctor she is but they were way passed just doctor and patient

[confinesofmy]

i'm planning next week's picnic like if one thing goes wrong i'll be publicly beheaded. i'm locked in to such an absurd degree.

#also never shopping in my nearest town again maybe #i saw my cousin's ex who lives an hour away and her friend together which is so....... like wow i really thought i'd seen the last of him #very messy situation #started talking to a cashier/stocker i've spoken with on occasion for several years and she showed me some of her art & poetry (???) #got in line in front of one of my former classmate's dads who tried to proposition me right after my mom died #went to the new dollar store which has four self checkouts & one manned‚ tried to use a self checkout and the cashier said #'we don't have self checkouts' i said 'do you mean today or period' she said 'period' and we discussed how badly that's got them fucked up #they're literally running one of the self checkouts as a manned checkout when things get busy like... #and it was JUST built!! like just less than a year ago i think #i always come home from that town wanting to pull my hair out it's sooo strange!! like everything is craaazy #i also got fucking scammed! #i forgot to check until just now but the grocery store likes to run a weekly sale then not update the computers to reflect it #like they've done this for years and years #and i paid $1.99/lb for apples that were marked down to $1.12/lb so i overpaid a damn dollar #during the panini when it was my only source of groceries sometimes the difference would literally be like $50 because of big ticket items #i'd usually walk out‚ unload and read the receipt‚ then walk back in and get my refund. every friday. #and if i didn't i'd be out like $100/month for nothing on top of everything costing double what it did in the city #that place is fucking cursed. like there's just layers and layers of misery covering every surface. #adam yaps

[artificer-dice]

So some speculative projects:

Doing some digging for SEO purposes, I found out that there's general interest in even bigger d20s than what I already make.

The blue is the standard size (mine are 22mm), the glittery one is 30mm, which is a relatively normal large d20, but the white one (made of paper) is 50mm!

(I kept seeing 55mm mentioned, but I had this one on hand back from when I was choosing fonts for the then new masters.)

Like heck! It is big! It still easily fits in my hand, but it's so much bigger!

I'm.. so tempted. It's such a satisfyingly large d20. Getting it printed will be its own adventure.

Speaking of adventures, do y'all need somewhere to keep track of yours? I may have something for that!

Some dicey notebooks (as in the pattern, not the quality)

The top one is the first prototype I got but it wasn't the best quality so I shopped around for a bit and found the nicer, larger one with lined, perforated pages! It has a nice matte hardcover with nice, thick black textured paper as the cover pages

And like I'm not going to show my chaotic notes I took from the commissions I did leading up to Christmas, because those are mostly just the lessons I learned along the way and it's just a chaotic mess..

But I honestly really like how they turned out.

I have these pretty much ready to put up in 10 different colors.

They would be print-on-demand but mine arrived within a week so it's not too bad.

I may also do some other patterns or artwork on the covers if there's interest!

#some speculative shop things #i honesty really love the quality of the larger notebook that i chose #theyre also less expensive to produce which is wild #because the smaller ones dont stay open very well and the text block was very roughly cut #meanwhile the larger ones sit flatter and have a nicer cover and have cleaner cuts on the text block #i actually tried to soft launch the notebooks a while ago on the shop but i dont think the listings were that great #that yellow one is my favorite of the ones i made and the brown is my second favorite #and i am using the yellow one we made stencils so i can use it as a weekly planner #also I'm intrigued by the idea of doing the bigger d20 #i just need a few people to enable me on this one tbh and I'd gladly do it #i even have a plan for how to get hopefully decent prints of it in parts so we can use the fdm printer G has #it would only work at this larger scale because thr way I'm thinking is face-by-face which would take some assembly but I'm fine with that #if it means theyre less likely to end up warped or have a ton of support to deal with #he has an ender 3 pro and i bought filament for him to use for prototypes like this #it's definitely been helpful to have at least some ability to have things 3d printed #I'm lucky i ended up with an engineering nerd who loves to do stuff like this

[harryswinks]

i love my grandad i really do but jesus fucking christ

#so after his appointment we're walking back to the car #and normally he walks really slow #and he was going too fast for me and my mum???? we were like where the fuck has that speed come from #then he said dont put the satnav on i'll give you the directions until you know where you are #and then we get to a roundabout and hes like oh idk where we are #do you know where we are??? #I HAVE BEEN TO THIS HOSPITAL ONCE BEFORE NO I DONT #anyway i managed to get back to the m11 but it added a good 15 minutes on to the journey #and then we're getting in to his town and he's like 'can we stop at tesco and get some milk' #and my mum said okay but i'll run in and do it because we need to get going #and then we get there and he starts getting out the car #and he was trying to do a weekly fucking shop #AT SNAILS PACE WHEN I NOW KNOW HE CAN WALK FASTER LMAO #but my mum was like nah can we just go we need to get home and have dinner #and i've only just got in #because we just went to nandos #unrelated but my car is still making the funny noise so thats not good lol #stacey speaks

[verystressedcollegestudent]

if there's one thing i hate more than slackers in group projects its goddamn hypocrites

#this guy did jack shit for two full weeks when we're building the damn prototype #but STILL brought up the fact that most of our team blew off a report till the last minute in the beginning of march #*prototypes don't work* “sEe tHis iS wHy wE nEedEd tO hAvE a cOnvErsaTioN aBouT MS3” #like hon you lost the rights to the “y'all need to contribute more” argument the moment you left me hanging for 2-3 FUCKING WEEKS #like excuuuuuse me you been prioritizing extra curriculars all week get off your high horse stop lecturing everyone else about contribution #he made maybe 3 contributions? maybe? #first he 3D modeled an adapter and sent it to someone else to print (couldn't even do THAT himself smh) #then he sent the gc a sketch of an idea i roughly proposed literally the NIGHT BEFORE as his own contribution (that I ENDED UP BUILDING #then he...screwed on a few pipe fittings and called it a project :) #would be a LOT less pissed if he didn't show up to One Thing outside weekly team meetings/class #then apologize for slacking off BUT then launch into a FUCKING SPEECH ABOUT HOW HIM BEING HERE PROVES HIS COMMITTMENT #all because he DOESN'T LIKE GETTING UP EARLY. like sir. sir i am rIGHT FUCKING HERE. i was up till 4-5am working on this stfu #we've been building for three weeks and he's come into work on stuff wo me there ONCE for an HOUR #for context id spent about fifteen hours in the shop alone working on the fucking thing that WEEK #like im trying to be understanding ik tech week is hell #but i took “stepping back” as “i only have a few hours here and there to be in the shop and will do the writeups” #NOT “won't show up outside meetings AND we're splitting slides and writeups 80/20” #like id been in the lab all fuckin day and notice we have an assignment due (missed a SINGLE meeting due to exam) #and i ask him if theres anything i can do (and im thinking like look it over maybe add a spec or two) #and this fucker has the AUDACITY to ask me to write the full four paragraph summary cause he #*checks notes* copy-pasted some specs from milestone 3 so of COURSE its only fair that despite the fact I've been in the lab ALL DAY #that i write the four fuckin paragraphs too #course we're troubleshooting and he's like “did you clean the pump? did you disassemble it and rinse it?” like yes??? #i did EVERYTHING i could think of before i even bothered texting you cause i know you're fucking useless #and then he raises fifteen different concerns which while valid would have been NICE TO HEAR WHEN I SENT YOU MY INITIAL DESIGNS #y'know BEFORE i spent over fifteen hours of my free time building this damn thing #with slackers i just pick up the work and move on with my life this idiot is trying to gaslight me into thinking that he contributed fairly #when i heard “i need to step back due to play stuff” i thought we'd be splitting it like 65:35 NOT FUCKING 95:5 #and now hes probably going to give ME a poor peer review because I've been passive aggressive with him in the few meetings he showed up to #like i got shit going on too? how the fuck does he expect me to respond to being abandoned to do this shit myself

[starpros-sunshine]

NOT THE GLOBALIZATION ASSIGNMENT 💀 i just finished an essay on the pros and cons of globalization for a contemporary world class except i had to focus on writing the pros because my groupmate was writing about the cons and man i was fighting for my life

Head in hands I might have to write my Abitur about that I don't want to have to write five hours about politics I thought English class had you do more idk Literature or something "Oh but it's like German but in English" In German we are currently doing movie analysis I don't see how those two things are comparable.

But no genuinely I was sitting there an hour just staring at those two pages of text that were all just documenting the way globalisation under the hand of capitalism turns us all into miserable little creatures and nobody profits except the BIG firms and like. My teacher wants us to give quotes we are always supposed to give quotes I can not quote two pages worth of text. That was one of three parts of the assignment. The other two were to analyse how the author uses metaphors (????? We're there even any?????????? I'm supposed to give six examples I can't even remember one?????) And to comment on, explain and state my opinion on either "America first" or "Take back control" as slogans. This woman is just letting me write an exam at this point what even is this.

#Aurelia🦋 #But yeah there is. not a lot of pros to that isn't it #el problema es el capitalismo I tell you #the problem is always capitalism God how I hate late stage capitalism now my head hurts again wonderful #sick and tired of all of it #when i was in London over the holidays there were some uh. how do you call it when there's a shop for houses? #immobilienbüro idk the english word #and some of the rents there wow #1.600£ for a two room appartment #and they pay rent weekly over there #that's 6.400£ a month hello????????? #I adore London it is such a cool city but not even Berlin is that expensive you just genuinely can't live in the inner part of the city #nobody can afford that #insane it is absolutely insane #London is so expensive in general it is such a shame because it's genuinely one of the coolest cities I've ever been to #it's so so pretty there imagine living in a country where most of the bigger cities weren't bombed to the ground in the world wars #couldn't be me I don't even live in a big city and 2/3 of this place have been bombed away during the second world war #we are not pretty here we used to be but our town management is full of incompetent idiots #we have a river what did they do to the river they put it underground. the town is literally named after the river #but nobody gets to have any river #idiotic absolutely idiotic

[lighteffexor]

Man I just don't want to have to be forced to fire up my oil-powered generator to haul a ton and a half of steel with me whenever I want to participate in society. I don't think anyone else should be forced to do that if they want to participate in society, either.

I want to have the OPTION to be able to just walk or bike somewhere. I want other people to have this option, too.

I want to be able to do this without being at risk of getting run over by someone's steel box. I don't want to be forced to inhale other people's exhaust or nearly go deaf when they honk their horns or have an engine or muffler that needed to be looked at five years ago. I want others to not have to deal with any of this, too.

I want to be ALLOWED this. I want YOU to be allowed this. I DON'T want to take your car away.

There's plenty of reasons to own a car, but having it be your only access point to society is messed up, especially when you consider what all goes into maintaining this. You need to buy it, pay for your tabs every year (or every few years in some cases), pay for insurance, pay to fill it with fuel, pay to get your drivers license, pay to renew drivers license, pay for maintenance (unless you know how to fix any of the problems yourself, but, even then, you'll probably be paying for replacement parts)... It's just so wild to me that we're okay to be essentially forced to pay to participate in society. Why did we go "this if fine" and are now throwing fits when people go "I think this is wrong and we shouldn't be this way."

I just don't get it.

#though I DO want to take your F-250 SUPERRAPTOR away if all you're using it for is your weekly grocery shopping trips #you don't fucking need that shit #like if you need a ladder to get into your personal vehicle then your vehicle's too fucking big #we do a little light screaming into the void

[kentosbabes]

ex-husband Toji who drops Megumi home early so he can say 'I still have 30 minutes with him so you can't kick me out' and he gets to spend time with you. He makes sure to pick him up early as well so you have to invite him in as he waits for your son to get back from school.

ex-husband Toji who still pays for everything whether it's the weekly groceries or funding your shopping trips, his money is still all yours. You don't have a problem with it at all gladly spending whatever you need. He deserved it after fucking up the marriage.

ex-husband Toji who begs you to go on days out with you and Megumi. He can be very persuasive pecking your face all over knowing you'll give in. and you do allowing him to come to the zoo with you and Megumi.

ex-husband Toji who lets himself into the house as you stand in the hallway arguing with Megumi about what shoes he has to wear. 'Hey mama what's going on?' he says walking up to you. 'You son has your stubbornness. you deal with him' you groan out walking into your room, leaving him to deal with the situation.

ex-husband Toji who puts Megumi on his shoulders as you walk through the zoo. You can't help but smile up and link your arm in his as you think about what could be.

ex-husband Toji who comes back to your place to put Megumi to bed. 'is he having a sleepover?' your son says as you brush his teeth as he sits on Tojis lap. You look over to him and he smirks before responding with 'if mama says yes'.

ex-husband Toji who after getting Megumi to sleep, strides towards you as you back up hitting the wall. 'Toji we shouldn't' he only hums in response before bringing your lips to his in a slow but passionate kiss.

ex-husband Toji who pounds into you folding your legs to your chest and still keeping eye contact with you 'God I love you'. You're a moaning mess underneath him, your legs shaking and your nails digging into his shoulders. 'baby girl you better keep it down you dont wanna wake him up'.

ex-husband Toji who ends up staying the night. you wake up to the sound of footsteps running 'what's going on' you say sitting up with Tojis arm still wrapped around you. He only groans as Megumi rushes in and jumps onto the bed.

ex-husband Toji who cooks pancakes for breakfast doing tricks to entertain Megumi as you sip on coffee watching them. He makes sure to give you some extra and a kiss on your cheek. He smirks as he catches onto your staring. 'Dad should stay more often' Megumi says before running off to get ready for school.

ex-husband Toji who drops off Megumi so you can stay in bed a little longer. when he comes back he's back in your room watching you do your make-up. 'He's right you know, you should let me stay more often'.

masterlist

#jjk toji #toji headcanons #toji smut #toji fic #toji fushiguro #toji imagine #dilf toji #toji x reader #jjk smut #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen toji #jujutsu kaisen #kentosbabes

[eternallys]

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#ahh its been snowing heavily all day and its settled #which meant i got to throw snowballs for my dog for the first time ever!!! #its her first proper snow day !! #alas its the evening and dark so i could stay out longer than a minute or two #but she had fun ☺️☺️ #personal #this snow could cause real trouble at work 😩😩 #our system has been down the past 2 days so theres been limited orders #and usually that means the following days will be super busy #but if it continues then the vans may not be able to do deliveries which means we cant do the orders 😩 #which tbh i dont care. they can stick me on the shelves or smth for the few hours im there or smth instead #but im sure there’ll be tons of unhappy customers who havent got their weekly shops delivered 😩 #also my brother is currently at a concert in bham so idk if hes gonna be able to get back on the trains 😭😭

[lilgynt]

my mom when i bring up to her i can’t do a full time job and be a full time care taker

#personal #she’s actually trying not to be mean about the situation i think #but like i brought up doing a half day or calling out on tuesday #since tuesday we have no one to care for my dad so it works out anyway #anyway she was supportive until she got worried i’m gonna get fired and it’s like #i don’t want to be mean bc it’s worse for her but i can’t do this #i can’t mange between work and then just do that with all my free time #and then even if i’m not actively helping my dad i’m on call 24/7 i can’t just #it sounds silly but relax #i can’t let go and i can’t rest #even my weekly trips shopping that i’ve made since this thing isn’t completely free #i just feel guilty about spending money and leaving my mom alone #unironcally crying silently on calls just bc this is my life and it’s a lot and i can’t get out

[whyarethishappen]

getting left on read asking someone you thought you were on good terms with for help with something small and it’s just your last straw. and you don’t even know what you did so you’re just like “guess I know where I stand with you these days”

#it’s a small thing but it feels like the last straw #posted on my priv story asking my friends to send cute pics of their pets bc I’ve had a miserable past few days nobody swiped up #and one of the people who didn’t and who hasn’t texted me in weeks although we’ve never been on bad terms #posted 3 minutes of video of themself in my old spot at a weekly event I introduced them to and never missed back when I lived there #and I was just like. damn. all the late night deep convos meant nothing huh! #all the random shopping trips together and the food we cooked and the songs we sang meant nothing! #I have an emergency and ask for 1 minute of my friends time to send me a meme that will cheer me up and you won’t even do that! damn! #I always get to thinking people want me around for more than like 6 months at a time

[redflagshipwriter]

Mama Bat pt3 progress Post

Part 3 Progress

Batcount: Stephanie, Dick

“Danny Fenton, parents declared him dead and claimed they buried him,” Dick said, spinning around in the batcomputer batchair. Anxious, unhappy, too much energy because there's nothing to fight here. “He has an older sister, I think she knows he's in Gotham and she's covering for him. She'll be coming to Gotham University next semester, despite having accepted a better offer from Harvard last year.” 

Steph let out a low, long whistle. “Whatever's going on at home must be bad,” she commented. “No other contacts?”

Dick pulled up a grainy class photo. “He's part of a small friend group, but neither of them have made any unusual moves. If Sam Manson or Tucker Foley get a plane ticket we'll know, but for now?” He shrugged, eyes distant. “Seems like he ran off alone. But probably for really good reasons.” He switched tabs back to the unhinged Fenton works website. He all but vibrated: wanna go, want to run, look, see.

Steph squinted for a few moments, reading. “...We’re going to go see what crimes against nature they're committing, aren't we?” She sounded resigned to it.

Dick shrugged. “It's not ideal,” he said unhappily. “The town is too small for how we normally do our night work. But face out is a big risk.” 

“Maybe we should lean on a friend?” Stephanie suggested. “Someone who has a public role that wouldn't be a problem?” 

“We’ll have to ask Mama Bat.” 

They both turned to look at Cass, who was sitting on a desk. She arched an eyebrow at them. “We ask Danny,” she said pointedly. “He knows best.” 

Stephanie made a face that said she disagreed. 

Cass huffed. “He knows,” she reiterated. He had lived there. He knew the people. “We could make a mess.” She mimed sweeping the stack of Bruce papers off the desk surface and then an expression of exaggerated batdad horror.

Stephanie untensed enough to laugh. 

Cass considered that good enough. She jumped down and patted Dick as she passed. He let out an exaggerated sigh but he powered down the computer and followed her up. “I'm excited to get to meet the little guy,” he said. The lights turned off. All three of them hit the stairs and jogged up. Dick chattered away, tweet tweet tweet. “It's so sweet that Dami latched onto him like this. When I asked what Danny would like as a welcome home gift, he told me that I was a cretin and should not corrupt the baby.” He laughed, high and joyous. It was contagious. Cass found herself laughing with him.

Stephanie squinted at the back of Dick's head as the oldest brother bounded up the stairs. “Damian… likes him?” She confirmed. 

Cass beamed. Of course he did. Danny was a good baby. He and Damian were out now walking dogs at the animal shelter while Alfie did the big weekly shop. 

Dick shrugged. “He gets to be the mentor,” he pointed out. “He’s not the Babiest Bat anymore.” 

“Danny is older than Damian,” Stephanie protested. Cass glared at her. 

“He's baby,” she said firmly. End of conversation. 

#red mama bat #dp x dc #cass adopts danny

[mclqren]

CAR TALK ★ LS2

PAIRING ✦ logan sargeant x fem!youtuber!reader

SUMMARY ✦ on your youtube channel, you post q&a's in your car, and your most recent guest has people speculating about the two of you. [ SMAU ]

WARNINGS ✦ cursing

NOTES ✦ reader lives in america for the purpose of this fic. i know the car doesn't like the same in all of the pictures but that's the best i could do ahaha. the fc i've used is kiana davis, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)

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yourusername first 'car talk' episode of 2024 is pending...🏎️

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user1 the weekly episodes of car talk have been severely missed this winter vacation.

user2 SO REALLL i've been needing y/n back on my screen

user3 she is actually so perfect it's scary

user4 idc we needdd a car talk x chicken shop date crossover asap

yourusername @/ameliadimz thoughts??

ameliadimz we can look into this 👀

user5 OKAY BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CAPTION?? THE RACECAR??

user6 she HASSS to be interviewing some f1 driver.

emmachamberlain YUMMYYYY

yourusername 😍😍

yourbsf MY BEST FRIENDDD!!

yourusername ALWAYSSS

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yourusername 'car talk' ep 1 of 2024 coming this saturday 👀🏎️

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user8 IT'S DEF A F1 DRIVERRR THE SHIRT IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY

user9 oh ABSOLUTELY

user10 her facecardddd oh my gosh

user11 been missing your videos queen!

user12 okay but like which f1 driver do we think it is??

user13 crazy thing is she has like five or six of them following her/in her likes right now, so it could technically be any of them

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yourusername 'car talk' ft logan sargeant out now!! one of my favorite episodes i've filmed so far ❤️

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user18 WOWWW IT WAS LOGAN THE ENTIRE TIME??

user19 I KNOWWW

user20 yall's chemistry was through the roof. i was sweating just watching the episode

alex_albon 👀

user21 LMAOOO ALEX WHAT DO YOU KNOW

logansargeant Best driver/farm animal expert/youtuber 🙌

yourusername yessirrrr ❤️

user22 HELP NOT ALL OF Y/N'S PROFESSIONS

user23 he had to make sure he got all of them in

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logansargeant Thanks again to the crazy lady who drove me around the city, almost killed me in the process, asked intrusive questions about my life and took me to visit a farm. Had a blast 🏆

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user24 HIM CALLING Y/N OUT FOR HER DRIVING HELPPP

user25 why do i actually kinda ship them...

user26 no ur so real for this.

yourusername you're so welcome!! ( i'm at ur door for mentioning my driving abilities )

logansargeant I'LL TAKE IT BACK SORRY

alex_albon 👀

user27 HIM COMMENTING THE SAME THING ON BOTH THEIR POSTS I'M CREASING

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yourusername brb, currently escaping to dc 👋

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user29 why is she the most perfect girl everrrr

user30 LITERAL MODEL.

user31 logan has now taken his spot as permanent liker of y/n's posts

user32 is it just me who wants to see logan & y/n together again??

user33 NOT JUST YOU!!

logansargeant Maybe you should come down to Florida sometime??🙌

user34 LOGAN SHOOTING HIS SHOTTT

user35 @/user34 or they could just be friends?? 🤷‍♀️

user36 @/user35 let us be delusional please.

yourbsf photography creditsss??

yourusername yes yes all to you!

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yourusername back on the move ✈️

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user40 RIGHT BEFORE THE SEASON STARTS ASW??

user41 i smell a bahrain visit!!

user42 okay but her hair is my most favorite thing everrr

alex_albon 👀

user43 MR ALBON BACK W THE EYESSS

user44 WHAT DOES HE KNOW.

logansargeant 🙌❤️❤️

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logansargeant Bahrain ✔️ Girlfriend ✔️ Mission Accomplished ✔️

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user47 "mission accomplished" THE PLAN HAS BEEN BREWINGG

user48 FINALLY MY FAVSSS

user49 crazy car guy x even crazier car lady is my new favourite trope

user50 SO REAL FOR THISSS

alex_albon already knew this'd happen 🤷‍♂️

logansargeant So you've mentioned!!

user51 he's been trying to help yall out AS HE SHOULD.

yourusername be glad i didn't kill you that time i took you driving, otherwise you never would've gotten to ask me to be your girlfriend. ❤️❤️

logansargeant Thankful every day 🙏

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yourusername new car talk episode incoming this time with my BOYFRIENDDD 🥳🥳

user52 THEY'RE THE CUTESTTT

user53 she looks so happy omg

user54 if you hurt her logan we're all after you. 😁

yourbsf so im a third wheel now??

yourusername nahh he can third wheel us bbg 😉😉

lilymhe ANOTHER FEMALE IN THE WILLIAMS PADDOCK THANK YOU LORD

yourusername i'll make you my latest car talk victim 😍

lilymhe sign me upppp!!

user55 im sensing a double date car talk incoming

user56 'the eyes, chico. they never lie' @ logan in the second picture

yourusername @/logansargeant LOOLLLL WISHING I MADE THIS THE CAPTION

logansargeant My fav ex-farm employee ❤️

yourusername still prefer the sheep to you ❤️❤️

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#f1 imagines #f1 x reader #f1 #f1 imagine #formula 1 #formula one #logan sargeant #logan sargent x reader #f1 fanfic #f1 smau #f1 social media au #logan sargeant x you #logan sargeant x y/n #logan sargeant imagine #formula one x y/n #formula one x reader #formula one x you #f1 x female reader #f1 x you #mclqren

[ash-says]

Mini steps towards being independent:

I know. I know the frustration of not being in charge of your life. Especially when you are financially dependent and for some under 20s. Everyone treats you like a child but expects you to be an adult.

Then we have the group who go on insisting they are adults and capable of taking life decisions but for the love of God can't change their bedsheet responsibly.

Thus, I have come up with some mini tricks that will make you feel just a tiny bit independent:

Anytime anywhere list

1) Learn how to cook.

2) Take responsibility for household chores such as washing clothes, utensils,etc.

3) Do groceries shopping.

4) Keep track of the essentials required at home and make sure to stock them up.

5) Change the bedsheets weekly.

6) Clean your cupboards timely.

7) Plan a trip with your friends and take care of the execution part.

8) Decide what to make for lunch, dinner or breakfast and execute it solely (right from buying the food required to cooking it).

9) Check on your younger siblings studies. Take an update of their life or keep your room organized and clean.

10) Grow plants.

Planned execution list

Live alone. Try to get out of your parental home and start a new life in another city.

Get an internship/job.

Manage your finances on a budget and save money at the same time.

Take major life decisions such as your career field, whom to be friends with, etc solely on your own judgement.

Learn to navigate difficult social situations with ease.

Adopt a pet.

Develop your own ethical system.

Curate your discipline.

Identify your non-negotiable in different aspects of life.

Learn to speak up for yourself.

That's all for today's show on ash-says. Stay tuned for more illegal tricks and explosive opinions.

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[chrisevansonly]

Some Extra Goodies

charles leclerc x female reader

summary: you are the master at sneaking things into the grocery kart, only this time…someone is watching

warnings: none very fluffy and domestic charles

a/n: thank you all for the cute little ideas i’m gonna work through them, i hope you enjoy these little blurbs!!

Grocery shopping was something you and Charles loved to do together, ever since you moved in together, and even when you both still lived in your respective homes; it was a tradition for you two almost.

Another thing you were good at was sneaking extras into the cart, whether it was your favourite candies or a little package of double chocolate chip cookies, luckily enough for you Charles never seemed to notice.

Until today.

“Chérie, what kind of apples do you want this week?”

You hummed for a second, having just sneakily added a package of cookies to the cart, your eyes then moving up to look at your fiancé who narrowed his stare onto you.

“Oh um let’s just get the honey crisp again! Those were really good last time”

Charles didn’t say anything before grabbing a few apples and placing them into your little fabric fruit bag, the bag you’d started to force him to use to avoid all the plastic use.

“Okay, we just need milk and then we are good to go”

Nodding you hooked your arm through Charles’s and walked towards the dairy section, not before subtly grabbing a pack of gummy bears and trying to hide them under the bushel of banana’s that had just been laid down minutes earlier.

It wasn’t until after you’d gotten the milk and some yogurt that Charles stopped by the cash register, a slight smirk on his face.

“So are we forgetting anything?” he asked softly

“Nope, everything is checked off on the list!”

“Really?”

You raised a brow looking at him and shrugged, showing him the crumpled up grocery list

“Yeah, see I checked it all off…is there something we’re forgetting?”

“Well I just noticed something funny…”

Charles kept his eyes on you, a mischievous glint in his eyes as he pulled out the cookies, gummy bears and the little box of truffles you’d slipped into the cart.

“It’s funny because I didn’t see these on the list…”

“What! Oh well how did they get in there! Must have flown off the shelf!”

Charles couldn’t hold his laugh back at your fake shock, it was something he loved about you, how you’d get so animated and pretend as if you didn’t do something: you both knew you most definitely did.

“So I didn’t see you sneakily place these in the cart over our trip here?”

“Charles! I think you’re seeing things, should we go see a doctor?”

Biting back a smile you tried hard not to crack nor laugh, but as Charles pulled you in for a hug and pressed a kiss to your forehead, you sighed, finally breaking.

“Alright…you caught me…i just wanted some sweets…”

“Well you didn’t have to sneak them mon amour..”

You shrugged

“It’s more fun that way! Plus you never notice!”

At the look on thé Monégasque’s face your mouth dropped open

“You’ve known?!”

“Every year since we started dating…”

Now it was your time to laugh, all of this time you’d thought he’d never noticed your additions to the weekly groceries, when in reality he’d known everytime for the past 5 years.

“Let’s just say don’t become a spy…you’re not very good at hiding things”

“Hey!”

Pressing one last kiss to your forehead the two of you made your way to the cash to check out and pack all of your things up to go home. Even if you weren’t a good spy, and Charles did know when you snuck extras in, he’d never say anything, in fact he loved that you did it.

Because half the time, he’d want the same sweets as you, he’d just never admit it….not now at least.

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[scottishstoner]

I’ve been working all week like 7-2 or 8-3 at the Hilton hotel restaurant and I enjoy it but I must’ve been exhausted coz I passed out on my couch at 5pm and woke up at 11pm 💀 lol I have to be awake again tomorrow for my shift at 7-2, my niece has began working with me…shes 16 and her second shift there from a week or 2 ago and she’s nervous again bless. ✨ she’ll be fine I work there all the time lol and she has me, she got nervous coz last breakfast shift (afternoon wasn’t as bad mostly just setting tables for later or polishing cutlery etc) it got very very busy but it’s not always like that so she got flung in the deep end her first shift lol. Anyway I hope I can sleep soon bc I have to leave at 6:15am to get into town for just before 7 to clock in lol it’s now 12:45am 💀

#I am sooo glad the main manger guy is back this other woman while very sweet didn’t have a clue #and loads of other managers there that are woman are amazing but this woman was rlly bad lll she got it done but it was all wrong #all the staff were like tf is she doing loll #I am temp agency but I’ve been working there on and off since may but a lot ikr weekly almost daily since august lol #I get requested a lot I got offered a job there actual but I can’t work for my agency for 3 months before they hire me it’s in the contract #for the agency I work for lol #sometimes I’m the only agency in coz I got requested bc I’m good at my job #waitressing is hard it isn’t just bringing plates out or taking them away this is the Hilton lmao we do a lot #polishing cutlery is my thing I’m so good at it managers always want me to do it for a lunch set up lmao #polishing plates and glasses and cleaning etc. and I weirdly enjoy it #I enjoy floor checks at the hotel they’re fun I go to every floor with a trolley and collect #room service trays and glasses it’s a chill time I can go alone or w someone of alone I vibe w music in my earphones lmao #I go floor to floor lol #anyway- #work #I worked Sunday had Monday off and been working every day since and tomorrow and Sunday too #I’ll have a great wage next week (I get paid every Friday for the week before is how it goes) #last minute Christmas shopping? that’s gonna be me lmao so Sagittarius of me