Me as Warly trying to make every recipe and my friend, Wanda, whose self preservation skills are minimal at best:
500 ping and a dream
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Wickwanda or Wandastaff?
Still sinking in Don’t Starve fandom, still adore Wanda and gosh I don’t know how to not be a Warly main even when I play one of the greatest dd in dst
Help xd
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Disney: So Wanda is the antagonist of MoM. She wants to steal her children from another universe-
Fans: Oh I get it! It’s like a reverse “House of M”, right? Wanda tries to pull Billy and Tommy into her universe, and accidentally brings mutants into the MCU, easily integrating the X-Men franchise you got the rights to from the Fox merger with the Avengers. That explains why Professor X is in the movie.
Disney: Oh. No, that isn’t it…
Fans: Oh. Well, what’s the plot of MoM then?
Disney:
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Wanda's watch has shadow magic in it… What if they suddenly have a stronger effect on Maxwell? So, his age has been rolled back to a child!
And no one knows how to help him
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y'all can I get some help. I found this vhs at a garage sale and i've no idea what it is. I tried to machine translate the cover but it translated as 'eat food' and obviously googling that isnt giving me anything. I think its an isekai or something.
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Stephen: Tequila makes me aggressive.
Wanda: Tequila makes me wanna dance.
You: I, uh, I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still went out and fought crime and shit. It was really weird.
Wong: …Well, let’s not do that tonight.
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Wanda: Give me America.
Stephen: No, you’ll just kill her.
Wanda: What? No. I love kids. Obviously I’m going to adopt her.
Stephen: Wait, what?
Wanda: I’m a childless mother and she’s a motherless child. Furthermore, I’m the only Wanda without kids and she’s the only America in the entire multiverse. Our backstories mirror each other perfectly. I’ll take her under my wing, help her hone her gifts, and then we can traverse the multiverse and work together to find my boys and her moms.
Stephen: Oh. That actually makes a lot more sense than saying that you’re evil now because of a book and going to horrendous, unnecessary lengths to essentially kidnap another version of your sons and presumably murder some other version of yourself to get them.
Wanda: Right???
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