#use ur noggin!!!!

[communistkenobi]

every criticism of academia on here makes me want to become an institutions defender which I don’t want to be but man you guys don’t know what you’re talking about

#just saw a ‘fandom is revolutionary unlike the academy’ post #can’t you guys just like stuff a normal amount. your hobbies do not need to have a liberatory moral purpose #doing media analysis on tumblr is just for fun it’s not political action #and also. lol. informed media analysis comes from academic theory #like again not to be an institutions defender. but if you’re doing feminist or marxist or etc analysis of your shows. where do you think #those ideas come from. they are durable theories because they’ve been challenged and tested across time #NOT TO MENTION. that digital spaces including fandom reproduce a lot of the problems you are localising to the academy #use ur noggin!!!!

[lem0nademouth]

if i see palestinian baby jesus and mary and joseph buried under rubble in gaza one more time i’m going to go grinch mode and steal christmas

#yall. use ur noggins. #its cut and dry antisemitism #its literal accusations of deicide #first hamas are the new maccabees and now this #can’t wait to see how y’all handle purim #antisemitism #judeophobia #judenhass

[awstenknighttwinkdeath]

you CANNOT go limp or swing your legs around when you are crowdsurfing that is how people end up kicked in the face and with concussions. it also makes it harder for everyone to keep you up; if youre going to crowdsurf make sure you are doing it correctly, observing the crowd to make sure they will be able to keep you up in the first place, and try not to crowdsurf in such quick succession with other people it makes it hard not only on the people in the front but on security as well because they cannot keep up with so many people comming through at once especially if there are surfers on both sides of the crowd!

#i keep noticing younger crowds just straight up do not know show etiquette #yall gotta use ur noggins cmon now #people on twitter getting made at people for being frustrated with bad crowdsurfing etiquette

[spotsupstuff]

wait a damn minute.

"mocinha" does this imply that nish and his city is located in the serotonin take's equivalent to brazil or am i going crazy

TECHNICALLY he should be located in Bolivia according to the map, with Moon, Pebbles and Wind being the proper Brazilians, but i told myself "if only just for the laughs. just for the laughs i'll close my eye a lil so he can be in Brazil with them" so ye! i specifically looked up portuguese for Brazil benefits

enjoy having Nish (n the other three) over there, brazilian

#spot says stuff #rw #the canon groups placement is heavily influenced by the location of the inca ruins n then i wanted the rock siblings to be in the- #-amazon forest specifically n told myself that Nish has to be close by cuz of Hunter. so thats how we got here #n then i thought ''kinda sad that Nish cant be in some meme country'' → florida doesnt exist cuz i tried my best to just delete north- #-america (i have had fucking ENough im a proud US exclusionist) and australia wouldnt work. so my last shot was brazil gjkdsmkclds #if u have affectionate terms for young girls locked n loaded in ur brazilian noggin... -extends hand- hand em over por favor... #ill use them wisely n lovingly whenever the barman shows up i prommy........

[skypiea]

you guys have got to stop reacting to the word “AI” in the exact same way a medieval court adviser would see a time traveler pull out a smartphone and order him beheaded for witchcraft

#kite.txt #I understand theres a lot of nuanced topics in regard to AI at the moment #but a large number of people on this website are just going full Technology is the Devil on it and it’s embarrassing #like the person who automatically assumed an AI real time transcription program was bad. Because word AI was present in the headline #I know tumblr is not renowned for its ability to fully think about all aspects of an issue before making a kneejerk & embarassing response #but pleaaaae nature put a big beautiful brain in ur noggin. use it

[miercolaes]

i've chosen mental health and this is your sign to do the same! if you can take a break from something that isn't urgent, please do it! it's the best thing you can do for yourself. we all go through different things right now as i've noticed and it'll all be okay in the end. but please take care of your mental and physical health! take a break, don't do anything for a day or read your favorite book or watch your favorite movie / tv show. trust me, you earned it. there are better times ahead and even if you think they're not, if you're reading this, i manifest it for you! speaking of which, if anything good happens to you after reading this, feel free to tell me in private or anon. i'd love to hear about what made happy!

#♱ vero stfu. #i take 4 days away from uni shit and it's the equivalent of a two week long trip to the beach in my head #and here's how i think about it in case ur mind tells you you don't have the time for it or any other excuse #if you did everything as you were supposed to until now you earned the treat #do something for yourself and find ways to relax #i promise you deserve it #that special drink of yours? you earned it. #your comfort movie or tv show? you earned it go watch it #i forgot for a moment there how important it is to take care of ur noggin #also rumor has it if you use it too much you might fry it and smoke comes out of your ears and shit #ps i really do manifest all the good things to you #(this is also an experiment bc it worked twice in past month and i want to think i can manifest good things for amazing ppl like u)

[gloopdimension]

hgoo.ii dont have any new thoughts but ummm.Leo & orion ........ smile

:) leo and orion

#let me see if ive got any new thots on em in my noggin...... #I think leo does have some trauma w losing people he cares about. so instead of preventing connections he does allow them to happen. him #being a pretty well known mob boss and a pretty dangerous one at that[hes also got guys ALL over the city] #he can totaly have u watched out for if ur his buddy :) #if it was up to leo he would have orion GONE. he doesnt like 'im. he just tolerates his presence bc hes learned orion is MORE than an equal #match. #theyre only equals in terms of confidence and thats what leo really has going for him. leo is at the very least 3 ft [or more] shorter than #orion but he makes up for that in yeah! his confidence #also strength.this guy packsa punch #a detail i remembered in the sauna image aswell was his knuckles being bandaged up. he enjoys hand-to-hand combat the most:) #also orion can form rifts. any size any shape [primarily wide-ish ovals for him specifically to step thru] #and anywhere leading to anywhere else! #he can form a rift right beneath you that leads to a timeline thats actively falling apart and reality can collapse around ur very eyes. Bu #he enjoys doing that himself and seeing what happens to the folks who are doomed #he'd also use this power to make a rift. tap someones shoulder. pull his hand back. and the person looks around confused like I Know Someon #Tapped My Shoulder. Who Was It #also orion got that biig scar on his face bc his arm blew up! he tried to inspect it himself like years ago but he didnt use his foresight #and paid for it. #he is nearly wholly deaf if not entirely in his left ear #withuot his prosthetics hed be missingggg his entire arm anddd everything below the middle of his left thigh :) #asks #my ocs #ive DEFINITELY got more on em but umm well i want a dink.

[pinkfey]

nope is the most movie of 2022

#nope haters are SO annoying especially the filmbros #they pick and choose which movies they want to devote brain power to #‘here’s why we should all be slobbering over chris evans sweaters in knives out’ and then they’re like um nope was weird confusing and bad #maybe u just don’t use ur noggin ! hope this helps <3 #anyways.txt #delete later

[sammyloomis]

one of gaiges idle lines in glat is about how her old school asked her to come back to judge a science fair and i have so many questions that will never have answers but my main idea from that line is that it was actually a sting operation put into motion by holloway robotics in some desperate attempt to get her on a planet they could arrest her on

#ash.txt #borderlands #gaige the mechromancer #gaige says she didnt go back because 'too many memories' #as if she hasnt been on the run from police for the past 7 years like girly use that big noggin of urs #u KNOW why they asked u back fghjk #maybe holloway just ran out of ideas and was like FUCK IDK ASK HER TO JUDGE A SCIENCE FAIR

[pepsitwist]

adam cole learning he and jay aren’t actually as close as he thought. baby darling sweetheart love of my life, NO ONE is jay white’s friend. we all know this by now. he will use ppl and then he’s done like. come on pretty boy.

#astra liveblogs #use ur brain noggin adam!!!!!

[wastoxiclittlethoughts]

@midnightsaboteur

It took nearly all that she had not to let herself completely panic when she opened the messages that nearly shook her to the bone. Elania hadn’t been the biggest on current events or happenings in the world nor did she ever claim to be, but as it turned out she had quite a few friends that were. Having never been much of a romantic or the type to believe in any sort of fate it had taken her entirely by surprise when she’d found herself with stars in her eyes the moment she’d been approached by Callum. The man commenting on how lost she looked and offering directions while Elania found herself far more caught up in her words than she had before, he was handsome with the warmest charm she’d ever experienced, and without a plan of her own for the day his offer for directions turned into an afternoon together, then an evening, and night together. One after the next of the two unable to get enough of each other that had Elania smitten in way unlike any other, leaving small traces of him on her private instagram stories unable to resist showing off the man who had made her trip one she’d never forget. 

Her last being one that gave a quick view of the two sharing a kiss, and while she expected a few messages questioning her about him, the last she anticipated were ones with comments and jokes about how she would end up making out with the prime minister on her work trip. With her own NDA in her standing contract and history of men not taking her career seriously Elania didn’t hesitate in agreeing when he initially mentioned they leave work out of the conversation to indulge in the freedom of being on vacation, something that seemed all too romantic of an idea at the time. Though now she was questioning how little she actually knew of the man who’d she let spend nearly the entire evening inside her. While also kicking herself for even checking her phone after she’d begged him to get them a snack instead of doing so herself, claiming it was his fault she couldn’t walk to the kitchen and back. 

Elania let her eyes lift from the screen in her hand as Callum reappeared in the doorway, the article from her quick google search that confirmed their comments still brightly lit as her hands dropped into her lap, her arms keeping the sheet snuggly pulled up over her chest. she’d always been someone who had never found a reason to shy away from being upfront about anything and while part of her was terrified of ruining this moment for herself there was no hiding the shift in how she looked him the moment he walked in. “Why didn’t you want to tell me what you do for a living?” The bluntest of words fell from her lips, the question not being how she had wanted to bring it up, but the one that raced out before any others could with a clear change in the lovestruck tone she had when he left, this one sounded far more confused above anything else as she made a sharp effort to hide any sort of hurt in her tone, “Is this like a vacation go-to move for you?”

#midnightsaboteur #thread: elania & callum 01 #/ this was redone so many times i dont even know what made it in and what got cut #but if i re-read it again i dont know how much longer it'll get so we're cutting me off and moving on #use ur giant noggin to make sense of it thaaanks <3 :)

[ihatebnha]

Caitie have you ever been on BookTok? They act like ETL is the only trope that exists on there, and freak out over badly written smut /lh

(sorry legend my mom came to bother me right when i was trying to post this, but...)

!!!BOOKTOK........ i'm on the very edge of. i get some booktoks but mostly just the recommendations!!! i'm actually currently in the middle of Tender is the Flesh if u saw that one LOOOL and i bought another book, Verity, because of it too (which i have yet to read. and it's been months)

but anyway. don't wanna speak on it too hard but i definitely see this. it honestly kinda makes me laugh too bc... ETL is like, soooooo eight years ago, and ofc most booktokkers that ive seen are millennial, so... in a way, it adds up if u know what i mean LOOOL.

i would say the problem is mostly that one subset of popular books on there is YA, and the people actually writing it are not... YA-aged. so it causes a lot of discrepancy between actual readers and viewers + their interest levels when it comes to romance. or something complex like that, idk.

as for the smut part........ who knows, since a lot of smut is poorly written in my opinion. just makes me wish they were all on here.

love u, tho!

#my mom is so irritating lol m trying so hard not to be mad #but anyway #booktok is so funny #and i think... ya/romance is so funny too #a lot going on #like i think ya has dominated so much of reading culture... because of the whole big boom of it #that people trying to write romance that appeals to ya AND adults are struggling #romance is hard in general bc it has a history of being so tacky u know #but this doesnt help #esp since tastes vary so completely #i def think theres a bunch of ppl... me for example... who have aged out of YA but not fully #so people are writing books to appeal to this new subset of readers #but arent actually writing things that are any good #theyre like... KIDS LIKE ETL #no. we liked that when we were 12. you liked that when it was popular #use ur noggins to be creative!!! #tbh this is probably why i just read horror now #idk #what do u think? #id love to hear ur thoughts on this #or anyones really #since im partially spewing nonsense due to the fact that i only get recs #once i got in a mild comment stream because i commented i actually liked the selection series #granted i was like. 13 when i read it #but also i dont remember it being horrid #jkefdhakjsdhfk #ask #anon #caitie chats #fave

[bcneheaded]

everyone one sunday: fuck (sexual) artemis on sunday: fuck (annoyed)

#( ooc ) #( tbd ) #this is my only contribution jFJFJJDS #mans is just a grumpy old man (who cannot fuck) #so! .... fair. honestly. /j #there was nothing else for me to do or say here I just had a thought and (forces it into ur noggins via dashboard) #jk tho cause artemis doesnt say fuck #.... maybe for 2024 he'll grant us an F-bomb for the first time #((artemis in the bg.. not bothering to look over his newspaper)) : haha .... no. #old fashioned mfer

[a-big-chicken-nerd]

i always imagined the way the forbidden scroll works was it like put artificial ideas and thoughts of assurance and self-righteousness in ur noggin that were indistinguishable from ur own regular thoughts. like it doesnt Talk To You it Influences You from the inside out

anyway ice emperor doesnt know what his own scepter is he has noo idea it messes with ur head at all. imagine if it made him think of something upsetting to him and he didnt know those thoughts werent even his haha would that be messed up or what

A pack of hostile wolves had been reported to have grown defensive of their territory surrounding a lake, one that was an important staple to one of the fisher villages. Several villagers had been attacked and injured by the beasts.

“It is my advice to you that you should send a few of your ice samurai to deal with the creatures there before any more harm is done,” Vex stated conclusively. 

It had taken the Emperor’s advisor several minutes to reach the point, among a decently long list of other happenings and concerns from his kingdom. The Emperor hardly minded Vex’s detailed long-windedness, though. The words were something clear, concise, and trustworthy to the cluttered fogginess of his own mind. 

“Send them then,” the Emperor agreed.

“It will be done as you command,” Vex nodded, unrolling the scroll he was reading from a bit further and moving on to the next point.

Vex was an excellent advisor. He could always be trusted to be on top of things regarding the well being of the kingdom. He would stand to the right of the throne and come up with the most efficient solutions to any issues, and the Emperor wouldn’t have to doubt them for a moment. The Emperor should get rid of Vex.

…

What? That last thought caused the Emperor to pause. Where did such an idea come from? He needed Vex.

Disturbed by his own thoughts, the Emperor refocused on Vex, who was still talking; halfway through a discussion about taxes now. There was no issue regarding them, it was simply a report for this period.

Perhaps he needed Vex too much. When was the last time the Emperor had bothered to gather information on his own kingdom? Or command action without blindly following Vex’s judgment?

It was because Vex’s judgment was always solid and his intel always thorough and trustworthy, that’s what made him such a good advisor.

But was he really just an advisor if he was the one truly running the show?

The Emperor closed his eyes. Taxes, taxes. Vex was talking to him, he needed to pay attention. He could trust Vex’s words.

What if Vex was deceptive in his intentions, and really he was just using the Emperor for his power? He should be punished for his deceit.

That wasn’t true, though. He didn’t believe that, he didn’t want to do that. Vex was his trusted advisor and friend.

Was that actually true? Or was that just what was easiest to believe? The advisor could not be trusted. Be rid of him.

The Emperor gripped his scepter, tilting it away from Vex as if it would give in to the impulsive thoughts on its own and do something regrettable. The tighter he held it, the louder the thoughts seemed to grow.

Be rid of him. Be rid of him. Be rid of him.

“My Emperor?”

The Emperor blinked and realized Vex’s concerned eyes were watching him, scroll rolled up and forgotten. In the same moment he noticed liquid pooling on the edge of his mask, and beginning to run down the front. He wiped the stuff away and it stained his glove a darker shade. His tears were strange that way; water would freeze far before it could come anywhere near his palace. Whatever he cried wasn’t water.

He should just kill that liar now and take back your kingdom. He should, even if it would pain him to do so.

“What troubles you?” Vex spoke again, softly.

Freeze him freeze him freeze him

Clutching his scepter as close as he could and doing his best to shrink away deeper into his throne (as unbefitting of an action as it was for a royal), he closed his eyes tight and hid them behind his glove. He growled out a sigh that did nothing to release the tension in his chest.

“Leave me, Vex,” the Emperor finally commanded.

There was a pause.

“Are you sure? I may be of assistance with whatever disturbs you.”

And now he questions your word. He cannot be trusted. Destroy him.

“You heard me,” the Emperor snapped shortly.

Another long pause before Vex finally responded with a simple “as you command, my Lord.” The throneroom sound doors closing behind him as he left echoed around the now empty room.

#ninjago #ice emperor #vex

[hyunsvngs]

heyyyyyyy what abt changbin and piss

no more specifics let’s just see what ur beautiful noggin comes up with

u gave me 2 words and i’ve run with it

“oh bunny, binnie’s bunny, i gotta- i gotta pee,” changbin admits, and his cheeks are blazing crimson. he’s shy, you can tell, but you’ve discussed this before - piss play, and more specifically him pissing inside of you. he’d sported a boner as soon as you’d brought it up, and that had been the end of the conversation.

you grin, wrapping your arms around his neck and bringing him closer. “you gonna fill me up with it, binnie? you wanna piss inside your bunny’s pussy?”

changbin’s nodding, ashamed when he ducks his head into the crook of your neck. his hips haven’t stopped moving, thick cock bullying into your cunt and stretching it beyond belief like he does everytime. you moan when he grabs your hips, picking you up a bit to use you as his fleshlight.

“i’m g’na piss inside,” he says, pulling away with a more determined expression. you nod, keening when his fingers dig into you a little harder. “i’m gonna piss inside my bunny, n’then i’m gonna fill you up with my cum too.”

“oh god, binnie, do it!” you wail, letting him use you as his toy. “piss in me, oh-“

you’re cut off by the unmistakable feeling of warmth inside of you. he’s pissing, you realise, when his hips stop. it feels weirdly comforting, and you moan, reaching down to rub your clit.

“there you are,” he mumbles, stream trickling off until it’s just a few drips left. he starts thrusting again, his pace feverish. “pissed inside of you. dirty, ‘s so dirty.”

“you’re dirty, binnie, for loving it so much,” you coo, breath hitching when he moans out for you. the fingers on your clit are too much, too wet, and you belatedly realise you’re going to cum with him. “‘m gonna cum with you, binnie. i’m g’na cum with your piss in my pussy, i-“

“oh, please,” he whines, pecs flexing with the exertion. you want to sink your teeth into one. “please cum with me, cum with me and then piss on me next time, ‘kay?”

#juno’s asks ♡ #asks: binnie #PISS! #user: cheesetteok

[tinkswordgarden]

My grandma used to tell me that when you braid someone’s hair you braid love and happy thoughts into their head.

If I’ve ever braided ur hair just know I forced a portion of my optimism into you noggin.

#girl blogger #girlblogging #female hysteria #girl blog #girlblogger #this is what makes us girls #female manipulator #girlhood #aesthetic #esoteric #girl interrupted syndrome #diary #digital diary #digital journal #journal #grunge journal #journal entry