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Not that I want it and I know I don't do anything to warrant it (not that im sure anyone else does??? Yk what i mean) but sometimes I'm like 🤔 ...why don't I ever get rude anons?? Smh smh then I remember I literally am hardly ever here and keep my head down like a little creature watching people walk by the bush they're sitting in

#( ooc ) #( tbd ) #bfaobfof im not asking for them but like at the same time im like siGGghhss #😩 am i not interesting enough? /j #fr tho all i want is to be able to tell people to pee their pants withput answering the ask is that so much to ask #im kidding im kidding so much aiwbsijfk #BUT YEA HI im alive is2g #just kinda Floating!! hmu on disco if u want !! #or dms !!

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PROMPTS FOR LAVISH BALLS, PARTIES, AND SECRETS *  adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of action prompts

DIALOGUE PROMPTS

may i have this dance?

you clean up nice.

shall we?

pretend you're talking to me.

have we met?

you've got a strong grip.

my eyes are up here.

i hoped you'd look my way eventually.

you look beautiful.

mind if i cut in?

i should warn you, i'm a horrible dancer.

you help me, i'll help you.

it's a pleasure to meet you.

put your hand on my shoulder.

don't look so stiff.

i wasn't expecting you to be here.

have you tried the punch?

how did you get an invite?

you weren't supposed to find me here.

we shouldn't be seen together.

mind joining me for a walk in the gardens?

this is a masquerade party, after all.

i couldn't find a date in time.

dance with me.

quick, while no one's looking.

i need another drink.

the rumor mill's already started.

at least pretend that you like me!

the pleasure is all mine.

that's good to know.

are your spies in position?

what an unexpected pleasure.

right this way, please.

take my arm.

were you eavesdropping?

we shouldn't keep them waiting.

i wouldn't be caught dead dancing with you.

did you hear the news?

are you the guest of honor?

that's a rather garish color on you.

i've heard the rumors about you.

i need some air.

you stepped on my foot!

i was just going to introduce you.

do you like my dress?

don't waste my time with pleasantries.

a word, when you have a moment.

ACTIONS AND SETTINGS * feel free to substitute "ball" for any fancy event :)

[ crowd ] sender and receiver lock eyes across the crowded room of a lavish ball

[ approach ] sender approaches receiver at a ball and asks to dance with them

[ introduce ] sender's friend introduces them to receiver at a ball

[ avoid ] sender tries to avoid awkward conversation by staying away from receiver at a ball

[ alone ] sender finds receiver alone at a ball and quietly approaches them

[ gardens ] sender and receiver abandon the crowded ball and go for a walk in the nearby gardens

[ stolen ] sender steals a moment alone with receiver at a ball and kisses them

[ wrist ] as receiver tries to return to the ball, sender reaches out and grabs their wrist, begging them to stay

[ danger ] sender realizes receiver is in danger at the ball and tries to warn them in time

[ drink ] sender brings receiver a drink at the ball

[ blend in ] receiver tries to blend in at the ball and remain unseen, but sender notices and approaches them

[ dance ] after a dance out on the ballroom floor, sender and receiver freeze in place and stare into each other's eyes

[ balcony ] sender finds receiver standing out on a balcony alone and joins them

[ stairwell ] sender stumbles upon receiver sitting in the stairwell alone, hiding from the crowded ballroom and all the guests

[ last kiss ] sender and receiver kiss before sender leaves the ball and disappears into the night

[ bedroom ] as the ball comes to a close, sender invites receiver to come home with them

#( memes ) #uhhh WELL HI i didnt mean to dip so hard #artemis sees #lavish balls secrets etc #and is like AHEM ... ehkskyuse me #thats for me #(( fr tho lemme know if u want anyone but artie ofc nodnod))

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#( the keeper // musings )

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darker vibes

❛ i would let you rip me apart if it meant loving you. ❜

❛ this fear you feel? it won’t last. ❜

❛ you are my salvation. ❜

❛ i revolt you, don’t i? ❜

❛ get the hell away from me. ❜

❛ i want to sink my teeth into every inch of you. ❜

❛ i’ll be your dirty little secret, if that’s what you’re into. ❜

❛ worship me. until i tell you to stop. ❜

❛ don’t you know how sick with love i am for you? ❜

❛ fucking hit me already. ❜

❛ i would burn the world for you. ❜

❛ i don’t want to be good, no matter how hard you wish it. ❜

❛ i don’t know how you’ve bewitched me, but it needs to stop. ❜

❛ fix me. ❜

❛ they die for love, you kill for it. ❜

❛ you are mine, whether you agree or not. ❜

❛ do you like it when i bleed for you? ❜

❛ i will keep hurting. i will keep killing. anything to protect you. ❜

❛ i’m starved for you, morning and night. ❜

❛ now i get to ravish you. ❜

❛ i am your god and your executioner. ❜

❛ you are doing so well, my pet. ❜

❛ you’re my sweetest poison. ❜

❛ let’s do something about that mouth of yours. ❜

❛ your fascination with me will be your death. ❜

❛ you’re the monster that’s enticed me into your bed. ❜

❛ all you can say are pretty lies. ❜

❛ the fucked up thing is that it isn’t enough to just love you. ❜

❛ you’ve broken me. all i can think about is you. ❜

❛ you’ll beg for more. ❜

❛ an eternity with you would never satisfy me. ❜

❛ i would gladly let you drag me to hell. ❜

❛ everything i’ve done.. every horrible atrocity, it’s been for you. ❜

❛ you’re a fucking nightmare. kiss me. ❜

❛ feel grateful that i allow you to touch me. ❜

❛ every time your lips touch my skin, you burn me from the inside out. ❜

❛ there’s no black or white, only gray. ❜

❛ no one touches what’s mine. ❜

❛ make me indifferent, make me horrible. ❜

❛ i could never be the one to love you. i can only be the one that kills you. ❜

❛ your lips are poison, your laugh a curse. ❜

#( memes ) #brouuhhhh this the good shittt #as always !! u can reblog directly from me and ill take that as a hint u want some 👁👁 no promises but will try ♡ #but huoughhh maann #if u want anyone but artie pls let me know!!! #the fucked up dynamic OOOFFFff #he will not be happy about ANY of these eeekkk #BUT THATS THE POINT HEHEHE... #its ok if yall aint interacted that wdy b4 uwu doit

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{Quotes:Nitya prakash/Richard siken ,crush}

#not even artemis honestly hes not very gentle jdgdfjgdhd #( azubi ) #LISTEN..... AZUBI... THE NEW GUY.... POINTS... POINTS MORE... #ill scream abt him forever i love this giant sea leopard lookin ass monster man in his stupid sweaters/sweater vests #grandpa lookin pacifist ass.... ex warlord mfer-- #i love him dearly and i need to make SOMETHING for him #he's worse than artemis folks. i say again: HES WORSE THAN ARTEMIS... BUT GENTLER.... #that man is more of a monster than artemis ever has been tbh #azubi is also hilariously more mentally stable and emotionally grounded than artemis ever has been tjjJHYGTHDJSF

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#( artemis ) #me when artemis has been nice to ur muses for far too long GDFGDG

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I died but I came back exactly the same. You though, I came back and you were wrong. Did the fact of my dying really damage you that much? Was bringing me back worth what it cost you? Would it have been better to just leave me?

#jesus christ though #GOOD SHIT... #idk whwt who or why but here.. puts this here...

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u see my problem is that I want to WRITE but i also want to DRAW the shop boys smfh.... i want both..

#( ooc ) #( tbd ) #forcing my ocs on ur dash into ur visual field against ur will 2024 #desperately want to get back into art for the sake of just. Art. you know? i miss liking art #i miss liking making art #but i ALSO miss writing and being creative for the SAKE of being creative and blhblhlblhlhhlh #anyway i wanna draw Father Time Artie. and the new guy Azubi... shahi... w/e his name is mr giant leopard seal based monster #my favourite thing about them is that none look like people but all three of them wear different styles of Old Man attire #father time is the Detective style and Artemis is Victorian gentleman and then Azu is like Sweater Vests and khaki's or w/e kfhfsjs #Old Men !!! #standing around in Artemis' shop lounge area all holding hot beverages but only one of the three is physically capable of drinking it jghdf

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juhgthyHFDJG THE WAY THIS MADE ME GIGGLE LMFAO

#( ooc ) #( Tbd ) #this is cute. thats cute. i like this jufjgdfj

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HOW DO I EVIL BOOP YOU THIS IS A THREAT

HEHEHEH (and by that I mean: you let ur cursor hover over the boop button, let the paw roll three times and then click it! to super boop you let it roll once or twice!)

#( asks ) #KOIJUHYBGVTH #mwa mwa #public answer bc !!! letting others know too HFHFJ

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WAIT but i have a new side muse for this blog..... taps my fingers together....

#( ooc ) #( tbd ) #hes.... a guy...... #tryina think of if i should add him here / if i should do it rn but hgytayhuHFHD #hes yet another 'customer' of artemis' that comes around the shop every now and then #i just think its also fun to introduce The Regulars to u all JHYGHFG #his customer base is....... so diverse bro.... #u got a clock-headed time anomaly entity who wears a detective outfit... u got a vampire lord that hates artemis but likes his stock...... #u got LITERALLY fuckin Hephaestus... a Hag.... a leech monster/maiden of a lake... various fae... undead.... #and now u got an 8ftish tall leopard seal based monster man that wears sweater vests... (the new guy fhfhf).... he was also once a warlord #but like dw hes chill now #gentle giant.... pacifist... looks like he'd never hurt a fly jhfJGJDF

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OH.... I can boop u all MULTIPLE times on different blogs YGHUFGDFG

#( ooc ) #I was gonna ask Why but honestly its cute so juyghdfjg

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Breathes heavily in the pure effort it takes not to pick Mor.gott up as a muse.... IDK HOW.. WHERE... OR. No I know why but hdhsbaj BUT GOD... I love me my Omen boys...

#( ooc ) #( tbd ) #hes so fucking dramatic HIM AND MOHG i love them .... #dramatic and rightfully so perhaps but besides the point hdhajw they have FLAIR and we all know how much i love that shit #are they fucked up? yes next question HDJSJD

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@0fdevotion said: instead of pickpocketing him, thea puts some slime in his pocket.

💬🥀 — He's unaware she's even done it, frankly.... which is ALL the more infuriating when he DOES discover her little... gift, left perfectly deposited inside of his fine cashmere jacket pocket.

If Thea is listening, and surely she is... she could very likely hear the faint scoff of disgust upon his happening upon it-- all the way across the camp. Goodness knows he catches one or two other camp members' attention, though they say nothing, merely glancing sidelong at the demon as he mutters indignantly to himself as he withdraws his now soiled, once pristine white glove from his side pocket. Artemis doesn't have a face, but if he did... yeah, he'd be glaring over at Thea from where she sits like some kind of ornery old man, rather tired of her shenanigans. Never anything too bad, just childish and annoying. Not enough to drive him out of the camp.... yet. The next time he catches her ear or she lingers too close, she would hear a rather calm but lightly threatening sounding (at least to her coinpurse), "... Continue your terrorism.... and all items in stock will henceforth be worth double the gold."

#0fdevotion #( 0fdevotion. amalthea) #kjuyGYHUJFGD THREATENS HER FINANCIALLY LMAO #''your terrorism'' HYFHDUJFS ARTEMIS JJDFJSJF #the Drama(tm) #god knows astarion and/or karlach probably finds it hilarious #( v. bg3 )

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@selunaris said: ❝men mock the gods until they need them.❞

💬🥀 — The demon glances over at the woman, yellow pin-pricks of light fixed upon her; listening as she speaks with a sombreness he is unaccustomed to hearing in her usually bright and gentle voice. What she says, however, makes him scoff inwardly. He keeps that to himself...or tries to. But does offer his own quiet thoughts, laced with underlying distaste. "What good does it ever do to rely on those so fickle?" He murmurs in a low hum, casting his gaze back to his wares. "... when often even their devout need them most..." he begins, quieting for a moment before inquiring, "... where are the gods they worship so?" He busies himself, though idly, with readjusting his items upon his shelf. A faint, bubbling bitterness biting up into his throat at the mere memory thought of the celestial and divine... scorned by them, one too many times himself to hold any fondness in his decrepit heart. "... perhaps they earn their mockery."

#( asks ) #selunaris #luna im so sorry. he's being dramatic again hfgydhdujgfd

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𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 ( 𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐔𝐆𝐎 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

feel free to change the prompts as you see fit! warnings: mentions of death and murder and violence.

❝it’s almost midnight.❞

❝i’m not going to bet on my own death.❞

❝you’re a thief.❞

❝i know it comes easy, but try not to play dumb with me.❞

❝i’m fairly sure you’re threatening me. but i want to be more certain before i decide to what to do about it.❞

❝i can’t wait to wipe that look off your face.❞

❝things aren’t going quite as planned, are they?❞

❝do you really think that secret would die with me?❞

❝shame holds more value than coin ever can.❞

❝always one step ahead, aren’t you?❞

❝i’m a creature of habit.❞

❝when everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.❞

❝men mock the gods until they need them.❞

❝get away from me.❞

❝i need a mug of the darkest, bitterest coffee i can find. or maybe a real punch to the jaw.❞

❝you look exhausted. will you sleep at all tonight?❞

❝if i want to watch men dig holes to fall into, i’ll find myself a cemetery.❞

❝you’re smart, but you need to learn patience.❞

❝are you going to explain any of this?❞

❝brick by brick, i will destroy you.❞

❝fate has plans for us all.❞

❝the brain is just another organ.❞

❝if you’d wanted to help me, you know you could have.❞

❝when have i ever done something for nothing?❞

❝i may die, but i’ll die on my feet with a knife in my hand.❞

❝i can take it.❞

❝you could have come to me on your hands and knees, and my answer would be the same.❞

❝you can keep your money. choke on it.❞

❝don’t i have a say in this? i’m sitting right here.❞

❝i’m not useless.❞

❝you wouldn’t know a good time if it sidled up to you and stuck a lollipop in your mouth.❞

❝the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch.❞

❝it’s hard to keep track of all your wisdom.❞

❝i worry about everything. that’s why i’m still alive.❞

❝there’s a difference between confidence and arrogance.❞

❝the heart is an arrow. it demands aim to land true.❞

❝i’m not sure i have a heart to give any more.❞

❝you at least owe me your best imitation of a human being.❞

❝i can tell you how this one ends, but you’re not going to like it.❞

❝did we win?❞

❝i don’t want to die.❞

❝you came back for me.❞

❝i protect my investments.❞

❝say you’re sorry.❞

❝you’re making me nervous.❞

❝i’m just doing my job. stop glaring at me.❞

❝my ghost won’t associate with your ghost.❞

❝don’t try to move, just rest.❞

❝i’m fine. you’re the one who got stabbed.❞

❝it’s just so much easier to kill people than take care of them.❞

❝don’t make me laugh. that feels awful.❞

❝how long was i out?❞

❝there was enough blood to paint a barn red.❞

❝i’m not a criminal.❞

❝if you aren’t born with every advantage, you learn to take your chances.❞

❝why do you think you know everything about me?❞

❝i want to show you something.❞

❝i’ve been looking for an excuse to talk to you for two days.❞

❝i’ve never heard you admit you’re not good at something.❞

❝i don’t want this.❞

❝unclench your jaw. you’re going to grind your teeth down into nothing.❞

❝shut your eyes.❞

❝you don’t smell like roses any more.❞

❝it’s not normal for someone to be as stupid as they are tall, and yet there you stand.❞

❝i can’t believe your face is going to be the last thing i see before i die.❞

❝i hate the way you talk.❞

❝do you think i care what you like or don’t like?❞

❝there’s always more to lose.❞

❝what’s the first thing you’re going to do when you get home?❞

❝i have been made to protect you. only in death will i be kept from this oath.❞

❝are you afraid of me?❞

❝all right, what do you do for fun?❞

❝what are you so afraid will happen? afraid you might start to like me?❞

❝let me go.❞

❝i will always be a threat to you.❞

❝we’re under attack.❞

❝you did everything but tell the truth.❞

❝what was that?❞

❝just keep talking.❞

❝doesn’t matter how big the gun is if you don’t know where to point it.❞

❝we’re either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breathe air.❞

❝what good is a lockpick without his picks?❞

❝you aren’t going to kill me, and i’m not going to pretend everything is okay.❞

❝stop being dense. you’re cuter when you’re smart.❞

❝have you ever been in a fight?❞

❝i don’t want to kill people, not really.❞

❝you’re obviously dangerous. i’d prefer you never became dangerous to me.❞

❝better terrible truths than kind lies.❞

❝your death belongs to me.❞

❝i want a job.❞

❝i practice the art of ‘pull his shirt over his head and punch till you see blood.‘❞

❝a good magician isn’t much different from a proper thief.❞

❝why didn’t you tell me?❞

❝thank goodness we’re proper thieves.❞

❝if you survive and i don’t, make sure i have an open casket. the world deserves a few more moments with this face.❞

❝if we don’t survive this night, i will die unafraid. can you say the same?❞

❝you don’t have to do this, you know.❞

❝i’ve done worse.❞

❝i’m not sure why i began this, but i know why i have to finish. i know why fate brought me here, why it placed me in the path of this prize.❞

❝you’re very graceful in battle, just not while you’re plummeting.❞

❝you presume a great deal.❞

❝i learned the same way you learn about anything. take it apart.❞

❝who am i now?❞

❝you stink of decency.❞

❝we have a party to go to.❞

❝i’m afraid for you.❞

❝i need a dose of imminent peril to get my head straight.❞

❝you can help by shutting up and staying out of the way.❞

❝i don’t like that sound. what’s wrong?❞

❝i don’t love killing people.❞

❝i don’t have any business criticizing you.❞

❝you gave me the tools for vengeance when i needed them the most.❞

❝if we make it out of here alive, i’m going to kiss you unconscious.❞

❝have you come to kill me?❞

❝you shouldn’t make friends with crows.❞

❝you’ve cheated death too many times.❞

❝you won’t shoot me. you need information.❞

❝i. should. let. you. die.❞

❝don’t touch me.❞

❝you almost drowned. you should have drowned.❞

❝this would be a really good time to say you saw this coming.❞

❝i didn’t see this coming.❞

❝they won’t take me alive.❞

❝we’re all someone’s monster.❞

❝you look radiant.❞

❝it seems you prayed to the right god.❞

❝you know you can’t stop them all.❞

❝what will you do when there’s no more blood to shed or vengeance to take?❞

❝was there never another dream?❞

❝what do you want, then?❞

❝stay. stay here. stay with me.❞

❝i want you to stay. i want you to… i want you.❞

❝i don’t want you to see me like this.❞

❝we all carry our sins. i need you to live so i can atone for mine.❞

❝i want to feel safe again. i want to go home.❞

❝i’d like to say it’s been a pleasure, but i’m not that good a liar.❞

❝maybe i liked your stupid face.❞

❝i’m going to invent a new trick.❞

#( memes ) #waIIITT HI #i want. to be here tonight hhuoughh and this one is good

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@ncmad said: "don't get any ideas."

🔍⏳ — Perhaps it would have taken anyone else by surprise, or perhaps it might have even offended them-- the gall of assumption and all! But for the entity here, 'Father Time', others have come to name him (despite not actually having ever claimed that is what or whom he truly is--) a part of him... knows well enough underneath those eccentricities and playful feigned ignorances that... yes. It was well earned. He remains unbothered, in fact... The entity chuckles good-naturedly. Remaining in his spot atop the sofa seat; one long leg draped over the other, gloved fingers entwined and held politely atop his knee. "Oh..." He practically moans in lighthearted despair. "Some claim I am void of those..." The clock-faced being says playfully, leaning over his lap towards Ellie ever so slightly. "But aside from all that!" He chirps with a tilt of his head, splaying a hand in a sweeping motion; grandiose and theatrical as always. "I shall always be on my best behaviour within Artemis' humble shoppe... Cross my--" He pauses; he doesn't HAVE a heart to cross, actually! O-ho! how foolish of he to forget! how funny, indeed! "Well...! You know what is meant, surely! ha ha!"

#ncmad #( asks ) #( ft. Father Time ) #LVJDFJFS LOVING THE IMPLICATION THAT OUTSIDE OF ARTEMIS' SHOP HE WILL NO LONGER BE ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR #hes....at least respectful in that manner i guESS LMAO #cryptic weird eerie mfer kfjduhsygfhsu WEIRDLY charming in his own way despite.... gestures.... All Of That.