#uhh I don’t know what to tag

[druvjelly]

So yeah. I’m posting chapter one of my monster high fanfiction. It’s a ghouls rule rewrite.

Chapter 1: Magazines and Papers

25th Of October, 08:00

He took out his books from his locker, Jackson was waiting for another week at school. That would be the same as always. Pencil case in his left hand as he closed the locker. Looking at his iCoffin, he got a new message from F rankie.

“Hi Jackson. Ready for Halloween this Saturday😸😸😸😸😸😸😸”

Oh yeah. Halloween. Being half normie and half monster, in a literal sense. The memories related to it weren’t the best ones. Stuff like that is something he would rather not think about right now.

“Yeah, a bit” he texted.

He was about to leave for his class as something warm touched his shoulder. He turned his head around to spot his younger cousin right behind him. But thank god Manny wasn’t with him.

Before Jackson knew what was going on, his pencil case was gone. Looking over to his locker, the ground, every place he could imagine. Like the case disappeared into thin air. Did Invisi-billy steal it? No, he’s too nice. He glanced at Heath. Who had the thing in his hand.

“Can I borrow a pen?” He asked.

Jackson sighed and nodded his head. “Sure, but do you promise to give it back to me after class?” He asked, taking back the pencil case and grabbed your typical yellow pencil and handed it to Heath.

Heath put it in his pocket before walking away and giving Jackson a “thanks”.

Straight away after Heath was out of his sight, the bell rang, and he headed to his own class. The room was somewhat about 4 minutes away, so he had nothing to worry about. He was in the same old Monster High corridors. Same students, same spider webs. Nothing ever changes. Except for Mr. Rotter carrying around an old projector that could only handle those old film tapes from the 50s, he was probably going to use it for his Dead Languages class.

Jackson got to his clawculus class and picked up his notebook. It was your regular typical math class. With papers flying left and right throughout the classroom, sounds of phones being typed on, and the typical teen gossip. It was the usual.

He wrote down the questions on the blackboard, he could easily do those in less than 40 minutes or so. As you can see, it’s pretty straightforward. A student approached him.

“Jackson, can you help me with this question?” They asked.

Jackson agreed, if he charged people for helping them with clawculus and mad science, he would be the second richest manster at school.

“So when you…” He started to explain before he detected something hitting his back.

He looked back to see some people in the back, laughing, and a crumpled paper ball was rolling down to his feet. This again? He just picked it up and added that to his backpack. Then he felt another one hit his back. He just tried to ignore what kept happening. Plus, he had none of his friends to go to right now. He didn’t want things to get worse, especially on a Monday. His eyes were on the clock. The lesson was soon over. Just a few more minutes, and the lesson will be soon over. Trying to focus his hearing on the clock ticking instead of the students. Jackson paid more attention to his math problems. The other students had already left for their seat.

A myriad of crumpled papers and a few minutes later, he was out of the classroom. Back to his locker. Where he was ready for his next lesson, monstory. He hoped he wasn’t in the same class as the previous students. He opened his backpack and removed the papers from it. It was better to not think that much about it, that is just what happened being the only normie kid at school. To add, Heath hadn’t returned with his pen. As usual. Y’know, Heath may have some burning flaws, but he's trying his best. He had only burned 14 pencils the past week. Individual pens are better than a pencil case.

He was just about to leave before he heard a familiar voice.

“Dude, who wrote this.”

Jackson turned around to see Deuce standing there, holding one of the papers that was thrown at him. It was him drawn in a trashcan, with “normie trash” written right next to it

“Just some students in clawculus class, don’t worry about them.” Jackson explained, lightly sighing.

“Jackson, dude, if anything like this happens ever again to you. Just tell me. You’re my friend and someone shouldn’t bully you for being different at Monster High of all places” Deuce told him.

Jackson nodded his head, Deuce has told him that several times, it is sad that he needed to repeat it though, but at the same time. It wasn’t surprising. He prefers going to this instead of a human school, monsters can be somewhat bad against normies. Though if you would ask the average normie on their opinion of monsters. It is bound to be negative. At least he was glad to have Deuce as his friend. He could never imagine being friends with someone who was popular at the old place.

His phone vibrates, a new message from Frankie.

“Oh also, i remember how i brought with me some magazines from home, and oh my ghoul the outfits in them are so cute😻😻😻”

It was one of those normie magazines, Jackson zoomed into those photos she sent. It had those typical outfits you would see at a normie halloween party, cat girls, sexy cat girls, the most popular fictional characters at the moment, vampires, more sexy cat girls. Plus some sexy corn. They were all okay, nothing extraordinary.

He had his finger stuck on the A key trying to write a decent response. They were just okay to him, hurting Frankie’s feelings is bad, but so is lying. What if his response came off as tone deaf? It was just a text message though. It couldn’t be THAT bad, right?

“I like them”

Deuce looked over his shoulder wondering what he was doing. Just to see his conversations with Frankie, which gave him an idea.

“You should ask her out on a date.” He said.

Jackson jumped before his face turned rosé pink. “I don't think that's a good idea. It has nothing to do with Holt, but I just don’t feel ready to date someone.” He said.

“Dude, she’s Frankie. They’re one of the nicest ghouls at school. You don’t need to worry. Just ask her out.” Deuce tried to explain.

“Maybe, I will think about it.” Jackson said.

After those words left Jackson’s mouth, the bell rang once more. Luckily enough he was in the same class as Deuce. There were some perks with being friends with one of the popular guys. Together they headed to the classroom.

Jackson saw the same projector from a few hours ago, and Mr Rotter. This wasn’t a Dead Languages, did they go into the wrong classroom? Was there a sudden room change?

But looking at the board it said “The History of Halloween”. So it was probably best to stay safe and just head to his seat. Before he knew it, Frankie and her friends came into the classroom. Then everyone else. Before he knew it the lesson had started.

“Students, as you may now. This week is one of the scariest ones in a monster’s life. I am even surprised you all even survived the first few days of october. Because as we all know.” He said.

“Humans love halloween because that's the best time of the year it is easiest to catch monsters” Most of the students said in an unenthusiastic uneven unison.

Mr Rotter nodded and smiled a little before turning his direction to the projector, everyone noticed the tape standing there. The teacher started the video that showed images of old photos of monsters being tied to stakes, clumped together in small cages with signs saying “freakshow” on it and more horrid imagery, if he was allowed to show the more mature stuff. The class would have been more like a ticket to hell. Once the photos were all shown, his attention was now on the class. Who you could probably guess how utterly excited yet scared they were.

Yeah…. just check all the phones that were being used, the books and magazines being read, and the school supplies being played with. Plus Frankie. Jackson was looking down at his copy of Illustrated Mad Science and taking some notes. Cleo was too busy on her pinscream app making new outfits. Heath was burning up some paper clips. Someone was even taking nice delicate naps.

Clutching his fist and almost pulverizing the chalk in his hand. Mr Rotter slammed his other hand. A few students looked at him with groans that could barely be heard to the students sitting next to them, and now the professor had a small grin on his face. Students. You need to pay attention. What did you learn from these images?” He asked, scanning the room for someone to answer the questions. “Miss De Nile?”

Cleo lowered her phone and looked at the chalkboard.

“That humans are dangerous...” She answered in a lackluster tone as she rolled her eyes.

“Absolutely correct. If you still do not still believe me. I will show you this movie.” He said before he played an old movie showing all of the evil tactics halloween stemmed from. Costumes being used as mockery, trick and treat being used as bait. All that jazz.

Nobody cared, no one was paying attention. Except poor Frankie. She felt betrayed by what those magazines told her. She put them away. It can’t be all real, right? The movie is decades old and things change? Right?

As class was over Jackson headed over to his locker. Head facing down to his feet and checking around if anyone would notice him. Trying to forget what happened. He was glad he stayed hidden, imagine if he got picked to answer a question. All the eyes would be on him, whatever he said would change their perspective on humans, now most people here trust him. But if he said anything, some would think his words were true, and would people still trust him? What would happen if the only place he felt safe was no longer for him? He didn’t want to become a homeschooled freak. Continuing to walk until he bumped into something. He looked up to see a 7ft and a half tall minotaur right in front of him.

“Sorry…” Jackson said before turning the other way.

“Now listen here normie, if you want to pass this hallway, you need to pay!” Manny said.

Now where was Rochelle when you needed her? Jackson reached into his pocket and took out his phone and headphones, went into his Spotify account and played using loud enough to make someone temporarily deaf. A burst of flames surrounded him as he turned into Holt. “Who were you talking to? That normie guy? Now let me pass.” He said, as he walked past Manny like nothing.

Meanwhile, Frankie was at her locker freaking out. That couldn’t all be true. They threw her magazines into their locker as a frown was formed on her face. But Deuce said nothing happens so maybe she shouldn’t worry. But Draculaura told her about why she needed to move. Though wasn’t that a century ago? Maybe she was just overreacting.

She was now walking around the hallway as a bunch of students began to run in the exact opposite direction. Frankie followed everyone else wondering what was going on. They ended up being outside where the whole school was toilet papered and egged. Someone threw a piece of paper at her. She opened it up and their eyes widened as she looked at the horrific drawing of a vampire, it felt uncomfortable to look at. It felt as if they were looking at an insult rather than a piece of “art”. All the features were extremely exaggerated.

“Fuck, we didn't even hit the vampire.” A buff normie with his face covered with a bad Party City mask said before he jumped into the car where another buff normie said.

Frankie threw the drawing away before anyone else could see it and tried to find the rest of the ghouls. That task was impossible due to how every student that had ever walked the hallways of this school was now outside. But seeing an egg fly and a scream so recognizable later. They could guide themselves through the massive crowd. To see Cleos face turn red and her being covered in raw eggs.

“It got in my HAIR, on my CLOTHES, on my FACE!” Cleo hyperventilated.

“Cleo don’t worry, the changing rooms are open. I can get you a bottle of shampo-” Lagoona said before she got interrupted.

“Shampoo isn’t enough to fix this!” Cleo said as she gave the normies a death stare, right before the car drove away from school grounds.b

“Get ready for the worst halloween in your entire life bitches!”

***

School was now over as Holt was at his house, and the first thing he saw when he entered his room was a note made by Jackson.

JJ: Clean our room Holt, cleaned it the last 2 times so it’s your turn now

Well. The room wasn’t that much of a mess. Just some clothes on the floor which he put away. And a trash bin filled with unsolved advanced math problems. Of course he wouldn’t remember doing those boring things. He tied up the trash bag and took it outside. As he threw it into the bigger trash can, his phone rang. It was Frankie.

“Hello Frankie fine” He answered the phone call as he headed back inside.

“Oh hi Holt. Did you see what happened to our school”

Holt walked back to their bedroom and took out some vinyls, David Booie, Red Hot Ghost Peppers, Bowling for Souls, The Scars, The Ghooul Fighters, Spookcesteral Moonovers In The Dark. There was even some R&B in there. Though he didn’t even listen to some of these, it just happens that he just stepped his foot into a record store, then Jackson would question who charged 20$ on their shared bank account. But hey, if Jackson can pay for his nerd stuff, he can pay for his music stuff.

“I was there, I feel so bad for Cleo” he said as he played a random record.

“She refused to talk for the rest of the day. But she did send me a photo of her planning something on her computer.”

“A party?”

“No. She didn’t tell me what, she just told me that she might do it. But she needs more motivation.”

“What motivation?”

“Well, she was already buying new clothes, so she’s already pretty motivated. I hope it’s nothing bad.”

“Anyway, are you planning something tonight Frankie? I’m a bit bored”

“Oh I need to work on my essay.”

“What subject” he said, sounding a bit bored.

“It’s for my music class, we have to write about different music genres”

Holt’s eyes lit up. “Can I help?”

“Sure! I was going to study with Operetta though.”

“Are you visiting her house? I got some old vinyls and I don’t want them to get ruined if I somehow get lost and wake up as Jackson”

“Oh don’t worry. She’s already here.”

“Okay. See you at 7?”

“Yeah! See you at 7.”

“Also. Before we end this convo. What genre are you doing?” Holt asked with a fiery passion burning though his voice

“Waltz”

Now that passion was now gone. That was unexpectedly mean for someone like her.

Frankie laughed over the phone. Then another laughter was heard and that New Goreleans accent was heard.

“Don’t worry Holt we are doing rock.” Operetta said.

“Bye” both of them said in unison before they ended the phone call.

Holt looked at the clock. It was almost time to leave. He packed his bag with the records and some other important stuff before he left a note for Jackson.

HH: I cleaned our room, and I also helped Frankie with her music project ;)

#monster high #fanfiction #tumblr fanfic #fanfic #jackson jekyll #frankie stein #repost from ao3 #uhh I don’t know what to tag

[kangals]

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

#aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA #(i know. I know what you’re trying to say! I understand how you got to this conclusion!) #but please read the things you are writing #you don’t need to say that your dog has pussy eyes. you can just say infection. or ‘eyes have pus’ #pls and thank u #uhh idk how to tag this tell me if something should be added #injury cw #unsanitary cw

[macksartblock]

it's 4 am in a warehouse and i have a plane to catch

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #normal oak swallows garcia #hermie the unworthy #oakworthy #in the sense they're here together bc i knew what i wanted them to look like #dndads tma au #i think thats it #i didn't have enough time to line and colour the others bc of the fucking pre-flight crunch #i was thinking about... the moustache.. and i'm sorry moustache fans that i didn't commit #I also don’t know what to tag warning wise uhh #tw: body horror #tw: eye contact #because of teenie - the entity of my nightmares #my artwork

[medi-bee]

isat pokemon au, my liege?

my rambling in tags

#my art #in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #pokemon #siffrin #mirabelle #isabeau #odile #bonnie #i am not individually tagging pokemon sorry. floragato eevee ursaring scorbunny meowstic <- for anyone who does not know them #im personally a big fan of when artists mold pokemon designs like clay to fit their characters so i tried to channel that #siffrin really does have the perfect mystery dungeon backstory. washes up on a beach with no memories of their past type of deal yknow #i imagine that he was still a sprigatito then? and evolves at some point during their journey? dont ask me for details i dont know them #veryy tempting to make him an absol but ive already seen that done very well!! so i kept most of these to floragato sif #mirabelle being an eevee is suuuch low hanging fruit sorry. i could not resist the evolving pokemon not wanting to evolve trope #i was concerned that sif was no longer shortest party member until i realized they just stand on their back legs all the time to feel talle #when quadruped like mira he is still shortest. sorry siffrin #isa gave me such a hard time. like i never thought i would turn a character into ursaring of all things but it really was the best choice #my other choices were bewear or pawmot if you care. he’s so bear coded #if going purely based on looks i probably would have made odile a sneasler. but i wanted her to be psychic #ill be honest bonnie was purely vibes. they carry the treasure bag :) #never draw bonnie's hat in profile worst mistake of my life #loop is still cat shaped here but i’ve seen the idea of them changing species thrown around. much to think about #i like the idea of the party seeing sif and loop side by side and immediately clocking their entire deal #the change god is mew btw. very important information to no one but myself #eurasie as hisuian zoroark?? lots of hair. and the king can be darkrai #don’t mind the inconsistencies. me and my 2781 ways of drawing the same character #wait what does an eevee look like again. googles it. oh i really crabbed this one up #uhh. looks around. been sitting on this one for a bit too long i think. maybe ill clean up some more sketches later

[lowcallyfruity]

Please tell me no one has done this

I like how a good chunk of us agree he looks high as fuck

#they look 12 but they probably aren’t lmfao #watch as he’s actually like 💀💀 20 or maybe a bit younger #idk I don’t play JP #idk they like zaza #/hj #I’m going insane #anyways Gidel is my SON‼️‼️‼️ I LOVE THEM‼️‼️ HE IS MY POOKIE WOOKIE‼️ #my silly billy #what is bro blabbering about 💀 (me I’m bro) #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst shitpost #twst memes #twst meme #twst gidel #twst spoilers #twst jp #idk if any one is seeing this but uhh let me know if this needs a warning tag? cuz I’m not sure #My creations💛!

[tiny-wyrms]

Basil banging out the tunes :P 🌈🎶🌈🎵🌈🎶🌈🎵🌈

#small doodle cuz i drew a lot today #it’s still the 13th for me yippee #neil banging out the tunes #my art #basil oc #mouse #no idea what to tag this or what blog to post it on but whatever lmao #art #oh yeah for those who don’t know uhh basil is a normal mouse in canon of tllr #not a borrower that’s an au

[ragnarvizsla]

cutest mando family yet

i don’t know i just really wanted to post about them THEY SO CUTE THO ❤️❤️❤️

#don’t actually know if they family #oh well lmao #mandalorian s3 #star wars #the armorer #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #grogu #uhh what do i tag this #the baby is so freakin cute what the hell

[orxcaboxx]

Not really sure what her name is… but her designs really cute so I wanted to draw her!! I love how her hair looks like a bow!

@chickenstab

#Using a different brush than usual #It’s really fun to use though #Hope this drawing looks normal I kind of went crazy trying to fix it😭 #Uhh not really sure what to tag this.. #Chickenstab #colorquest #ig? #it’s not colorquest I just don’t know what else to tag it lol #Fanart #Kinda hate the hands but I don’t feel like fixing them rn💔 #Oh also I drew her because I saw someone else draw her haha #I was actually gonna draw the guy with the skull facepaint.. but decided to draw her instead when I saw someone else draw her #Tmmomr

[kristhekrispy]

I’m very normal about this song, obviously

#tart #pafl #sanya #i don’t know what else I should tag this with #uhh #very good song #👍🏽 #Music

[cecenyss]

Me, liking tumblr posts about a show I’ve watched four episodes of without having the slightest clue what they’re referencing:

#the umbrella academy #I’m mildly concerned of what’s to come #but I mean my online friend/pseudo twin sister watches it so I don’t know what I expected #tumblr #I don’t know how to tag this #uhh #shows #posts about shows #liking posts #um #text post #memes #reaction meme #that’s kind of a reaction yes? right? #god I feel like a grandma on this website

[a-little-unsteddie]

not to like, hop on the fuck tumblr train that’s been going around but choo choo motherfuckers i have an idea for a social media platform that will be completely feral. if you know coding (bc i do not) and you want to actually genuinely help with this let me know!! because i think i have something fun here.

at the beginning of the most recent wave of stupid updates that tumblr has so wonderfully (/s) supplied us, and when twitter became x, i realized that there’s kind of a gap in the market of a genuinely good social media platform and i was split between two options in my head.

Orbital, a “serious” social media platform that would have a lot of themes around space and take itself seriously as a genuine competitor for the virtual black hole that x and instagram and facebook has left over the last few years.

or Foolery, a less serious social media platform that would not take itself seriously and lean into the fuckery that is tumblr and twitter and somehow combine them, with themes around the circus and other performative careers.

can you guess which one i want to do?

(Foolery, it’s Foolery. i am obsessed with this stupid idea.)

so, i have put some thought into this. like, not a lot, but more than none! here is a few of the basics that i have thought about:

The sign-in/sign-up page would have a randomized slogan from a list of however many we come up with. ‘Welcome to the show’, ‘a place for tricks and treats’, ‘a place filled with shenanigans’ etc

Home Icon - a big top circus tent, where you would end up doom scrolling content. this would have two different modes, similar to tumblr, it would default to chronological, but you could also chose to participate in an algorithm.

Profile Icon - a clown nose, on desktop every time you click on it, it honks like a clown nose does. view your account here.

Creating a post would be called ‘Create an Act’ with different forms available—text, picture, video, poll, etc. the icon for this would be a quill.

Followers would be labeled as the Audience, which would be toggle-able, by default this is set to private, which means that only the owner of the account would be able to see the number, but can be turned public. There would also be an option to just list your Troupe, which would be your mutuals.

There are three admin accounts—Tom, Foolery, and Tomfoolery. Foolery is the publicity, Tom is the cryptid user that appears randomly to comment on peoples post, and Tomfoolery is updates, polling, feedback, etc.

Tickets are notifications as a whole—how many interactions with the post there are, whether that’s likes (peanuts), reposts (unnamed, maybe just reposts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯), comments, etc.

Peanuts are likes. It means you enjoyed the Act (post). maybe feeds the algorithm.?

Golden Tickets are similar to blaze—you can use a Golden Ticket to boost an Act, whether it’s your own or another person’s, so it shows up as a recommended Act for more people in the same fandom/side of Foolery.

now onto the even less thought out ideas, but things that have been on my mind:

I want there to be a tagging system similar to tumblr, but a filtering system similar to ao3? idk if that makes sense, but my basic thoughts are: +tags are used to add to a certain tag and can be searched using that tag. -tags are used to exclude that tag, and can be used to avoid the tag itself. (ex. a post tagged with ‘+steddie’ would be able to be searched using the tag, but a post tagged ‘-steddie’ would specifically be excluded from that tag, but still used as a kind of ‘content warning’ type thing, like ‘-tw blood’ or something similar)

Tragedy/Comedy masks? idk what for, but i think they’d be fun.

Jester Hat - used to signify ‘official’ accounts? i doubt companies or celebrities would use Foolery because obviously but like. just in case, we can publicly shame them for using the literal clown app.

porn. nudity. whatever. nsfw SAFE babes. all your porn is welcome.

anti-ai sorry not really lol

and that’s all the thinking i’ve done about it. but like. i think it would be fun to create, i just don’t have the knowledge nor the resources to actually create a website or app. and if you couldn’t tell, it’s definitely slightly inspired by tumblr minus all of the bs that it’s doing lmao.

so. dm me ig? if you wanna do anything with this? i warn you now: idk what i am doing. i don’t have a discord set up or anything. and! nothing will probably come out of this. however!! it might be a fun project to fuck around with. my roommate is trying to learn coding and one of my closest online friends is in college for it, but i know nothing about it whatsoever and i think that we three people cannot do this alone.

#i don’t even know how to tag this post #social media #foolery #unsteddie ramblings #social media app idea #apps #uhh #idk #someone tell me what to tag this as and i will #long post

[fumifooms]

shut up, straight

I dared to say "hey let’s not shit on m/f couples it alienates queer people in the community too" on my blog and didn’t even put it in any tags and here we are ✌️ You are a tar pit.

#Ask #I hope u can do some soul searching. Ik this’ll sound patronizing but I genuinely mean it #Get urself a cleansing at the depollution center maybe it’ll make you less hateful #Idk if making a martyr out of me is what u want but like I won’t shut up prommy. Just don’t harass me <3 #Love that I was right about the ace discourse #I’m gonna tag these uhh discourse for if anyone wants to block out the unfortunate asks #Discourse #Like why put hate into the world like this. Haven’t people hurt u don’t u know how it’s like. Why are you doing this to others #I’ve only ever had a gf as a woman myself and I’m on the aspec but ok sure #If u want to never hear of me again so bad just block me? Easy and free

[drink2dth]

Jamie Reyes week day 1!! Jamie w/ Khaji Da :3

Prompts after “keep reading”!! (Jamie Reyes week prompts were created by @whirltherescuebot)

#jamie reyes #blue beetle #khaji da #Uhh I don’t know what other tags to put-

[quibbs126]

I think more characters should have weird creature children. Especially when they’re biologically theirs, in one way or another

Like Guts and Casca have their demon child, Princess Bubblegum has Chicle and Finn has Stormo, let’s just have more of these, I think it’s funny

#character has a weird fucked up worm thing and is like “this is my daughter she likes mud” #I don’t know I just like when that happens #especially if the “parent” is just accepting of their child creature #I don’t know the image was in my head #what do I tag this? #uhh #berserk #adventure time #character idea #I guess? #random stuff

[copepodkisser5000]

~INTRO TIME~

i go by Synth online. i probably count as a “tumblr old” (been here since 2011, and i’m even older than the source material my f/o comes from). i’m one of these 🏳️‍🌈. i do a lot of arts n crafts, and have commissions open. i’m bad at writing about me.

this is my main selfship sideblog- my main blog and the one i'll follow you from is @leadendeath, mostly furry-oriented but personal too, and if you want more general spunch.b0p-related goodness, i’m over at @1percentevil. if you already know me from those places, you are absolutely fine to follow/interact/whatever. i’m only joking when i call myself cringe or embarrassing :))) i’m unnecessarily self-conscious about every action i’ve ever done ever and i gotta get over it somehow.

This isn’t a faq, more like a “things you might be wondering about”:

“What does your url mean?” -the species plankton are called copepods. yay for having a pre-existing interest in marine bio. the 5000 doesn’t mean anything, i just thought it looks cool. and vaguely technological.

“Plankton is already married…” -anyone who loves Plankton, i also love by extension. That includes Karen! luckily i like computers and robots too very much :)

“So are you okay with sharing him?” -See above. Yes! He needs all the love.

“Anniversary?” -23/7/23. i already knew him from years back, but really reconnected with him when i heard a certain song… it was love at first listen. i’ve had few and far between f/os in the past, and every time it was the same “fall for them hard and fast” situation.

“F/O list?” -just the one guy is all i need. :)

Now here’s where i’ll infodump about my s/i…… eventually lol. When I get round to getting a few sketches I’ve done out of “WIP purgatory”, I’ll post about it under the #🦈 tag. I’m a shark, his best(/only…) customer, then shoulder to cry on, then we progress to more… lil dweeb latches on to the first guy who truly doesn’t consider him a loser. i could be talking about either of them there…

❗i now have a toyhouse page for it! backstory and more here❗

blinkie cred

One little thing which i've started putting on all my "about" pages: i've never stated what i would like people to tag for in all my time on tumblr, but i'm making a change for that now. Please tag #cats and #scars for me, i would appreciate it immensely. i'll tag for anything you'd like too! <3

#i heard the first five tags #are the ones that show up in peoples’ tracked tags #so uhh don’t mind me while i #how you say. make five tags. #so that i can continue to hide a little. #*looks around* …is that it? are they gone?? OKAY GREAT >⨀D #i’m joking #s/i is #🦈 #tag for the two of us is #🦈💚𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘶𝘱 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯💚🦈 #tag for us three is #🦈💚🖥 #i remember to tag unsafe for work a lot but i'm not great at tagging sfw! #regardless i do try to tag sfw in case you want to browse only those type of posts #some things i'm Into which apply to the ship are: #robo #and #gt #if you know what they mean- great! if you don't then don't worry about it :^) #i reply to nice tags by reblogging from prev and replying in the tags... #replies #is where to find those #i won't be brave enough to post my art here; but it'll be under something basic like #my art #ok i think that's about it!

[eructofreak]

Cool post, Dirk.

(PT: “Creating scenarios to feed my ego by reminding me how hot others find me” versus “creating scenarios to feed my ego by reminding me how fucking disgusting I am”)

#dirk.man #kink meme #uhh I don’t know what to tag this but I thought it was worth sharing kek