Lucifer: That is not how things work Mc...
Mc: Why not??!!
Lucifer: *sighs* I'm not going to consume your soul for something like this...
Mc: But demons always accept anything in exchange for a soul!!!
Lucifer: At this point Mc? You know us, we don't do those things... How desperate you are?
Mc: Please Luci!!! *almost crying* Let me make a deal with the devil (you).
Lucifer: For the last time Mc, I will not accept your soul in exchange for doing your thesis.
Mc: Luciiiii pleaseeeeee!!!!
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One of my favorite tropes in bkdk plays into the fact that Izuku is, first and foremost, a goddamn otaku.
And this isn't focused on his nerding out over any and all Dynamight merchandise (though that is part of it), but that Izuku is a socially awkward clueless MESS who inwardly cheered the first time he spoke to a girl on the phone.
Izuku has no clue what he's doing when it comes to romance. He's gonna stutter and fumble over everything. He's going to miss so many cues. He's gonna be panicking at 2am to Kaminari and Kirishima, over whether or not Kacchan would appreciate a bouquet of flowers. He's going to end up giving Kacchan a lego bouquet instead. He's gonna feel like a perv anytime his thoughts turn anywhere slightly indecent towards Kacchan. He'll be even more enthralled by Kacchan than ever before. He's going to think a Matrix movie marathon counts as a date (to his luck, with Kacchan, it will.) He's going to inadvertently do the most heart-felt, romantic, suave things when he's not even trying.
Look. Basically he is just going to be like every graceless but well-intentioned nerdy boy in his first relationship. And to his saving grace, he'll be dating a boy just as socially awkward as him - but in a different flavor.
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Dating Hiccup would include...
PAIRING: Hiccup 'Horrendous' Haddock III x fem!reader
WARNINGS: bad grammar
CONTAINS: fluffy fluff
SONG: Only Girl (In The World) - Rihanna
A/N: Y/D/N - means 'your dragon name' (for example Elsa would be the name you give your dragon)
gif is not mine
the sweetest boyfriend you could ever wish to have
he loves everything about you!
he LOVES when you play with his hair
or when you make him little braids
his favourite activity to do with you is exploring and finding new islands/places
at first he was little insecure about his mumbling
he is such a nerd when it comes to dragons so when you didn't interrupt him and let him talk, he was so happy
he's actually very touch starved
like he had a lovely father and now he have lovely mother but Valka wasn't there his whole adolescence and Stoick wasn't very a hug person
and he never felt those kind of feeling to anyone
he hesitate when it comes to cuddling
wasn't he to heavy? doesn't his peg leg bother you? etc..
but when you drag him to bed, snuggle to his neck and put your legs around his waist, he automatically relaxed
your warm make him feel at home
so now he loves when you two cuddle
he is probably the big spoon
he feels like he's protecting you and that makes him feel more like a man
he fall asleep with you in his arms but in the morning he is in your arms, listening your heartbeat, snuggled into your neck
sometimes Toothless and Y/D/N join you when you two cuddle
Toothless is always teasing Hiccup about you
he rase his 'eyebrows' at Hiccup
Toothless loves you too as well
you help Hiccup with his map
Valka loves you too
she never saw her son that happy
Valka secretly thinks that Hiccup is the happiest when he is with you
races with Toothless and Y/D/N
he protect you with his life and trust you more that anyone
if you tell jump, he will jump
he loves deep conversation with you
he is always admiring you
he loves kisses on the cheek
but secretly he loves kisses on your neck
and when he feels extra confident he give you a hickey
but he always blushes after he realized what he did
he is also very jealous but he can hide it very well
he can't lose you because he wouldn't want to live anymore
without you, live isn't worth it
he just loves you very VERY much!
A/N: I'm maybe gonna do part 2
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