#tortilla chips and guac

[lucasthecoffeshopguy]

haven't been able to cook something rlly good or eat my favorite foods in the way that I like them recently and it's doing horrors for my mental health. I would honestly settle for Kraft mac n cheese and dino nuggies rn (I don't like Kraft brand mac n cheese and much prefer homemade but that's ridiculously expensive and dino nuggies are fine I guess but I prefer something crisper like popcorn chicken or McDonald's nuggets)

#i want spaghetti and homemade meat sauce #i want lovingly made enchiladas #i want thick grilled burgers with crisp and bright lettuce #freshly fried wings in buffalo sauce #pulled pork sandwiches #hashbrowns and chicken fried steak and biscuits and gravy #freshly baked pineapple upside down cake #cheerios with frozen blueberries #bleu cheese and celery sticks #sharp and sweet coke with wet burritos and mexican rice and refried beans #tortilla chips and guac #hot fries that are almost soggy with grease and generously battered and fried fish #mashed potatoes and slowly braised beef with a thick gravy #cheese and carbs and meat and veg #im so. fucking. hungry. #and every time i look in the pantry or the fridge to cook something i can't come up with anything #we have no spices no pasta no cheese no nothing #cuz apparently even pepper is too fucking expensive #im gonna die #im gonna literally die #anyways would like to mention that this is all being caused by a new insurance that has been slowly draining every cent from this family #also my bones hurt im gonna scream and rip someone's face off and fucking eat it #even tho it sounds gross im just rlly mad

[syn0vial]

me, incredibly apathetic towards jedi but always happy when clones get nice things, whenever codywan content crosses my dash:

#obi-wan to me you are but a lightly salted tortilla chip meant to convey the guac of joy and love to cody #so you better be legit wooing that man. you better be making him swoon like a fine lady in a regency romance novel #like your fancy accent implies you ought #(sorry kenobi fans it's nothing personal) #(i changed him in the first tag from a plain tortilla chip to a lightly salted one. for u) #(i should go to bed) #crumb post

[ruthwalton]

Guacamole - Easy Guacamole This easy guacamole recipe is quick to make and delicious to eat! Try it if you're learning how to make guac or simply need to whip up some to share.

#guac #some #guacamole #tortilla chips #topping

[triforce-of-mischief]

work at a grocery store while hungry so you too can crave foods you don't even like

#im off today #but yesterday i started craving guac (i dont care for avocados) #and i just saw some in the fridge #and im alone in the house #so i said YOU KNOW WHAT. FINE #and had 2 scoops of guac with a tortilla chip #lo and behold #i did not care for it #fable at work #technically

[foohgawz]

Easy Guacamole - Appetizers and Snacks - Guacamole This easy guacamole recipe is quick to make and delicious to eat! Try it if you're learning how to make guac or simply need to whip up some to share.

#appetizers and snacks #guacamole recipe #tortilla chips #avocados #some #guac #foods

[dabidagoose]

Get lime blasted idiot

#last week roomie made guac and the recipe had a tad much lime so it was very lime flavored #few days ago i bought tortilla chips for the extra #they're lime flavored #my tongue is. so lime-d rn

[doubleca5t]

Min I keep having visions of math story problems in school but they have pronouns in it and if you don't gender the characters correctly you fail automatically

Rowan, Kai, Dave, Soup and Salad are having dinner at a mexican restaurant. Rowan orders the fajitas, Kai orders a fajitas with chips and guac, Salad orders the soup, Soup ordered a plate of tacos with a side salad, and Dave has what the person using they/them ordered and no side.

Salad loves margaritas and talked the table into splitting a pitcher but the person who uses it/its doesn't like alcohol and someone who uses they/them got their own drink.

The person using she/her split the chips with one of two people who use he/him

Soup agreed to pay for dessert and does not use they/them.

The receipt was as follows

FLAN (4) .... $42.00

MARGARITA PTCH .... $40.50

FAJITAS (2) ..... $38.00

TACOS POLLOS (2) .... $35.00

TORTILLA SOUP .... $12.50

MOJITO .... $10.00

GUACAMOLE .... $9.00

SIDE SALAD .... $7.00

CHIPS .... $2.00

Tax was 7.9%. Rowan put the order on her card and tipped 25%.

If everyone pays back Rowan such that each of them only pays for what they ate or drank aside from what was already agreed upon, how much will everyone end up paying and what are everyone's pronouns? Round to the nearest dollar.

[ssahotchnerr]

what kind of snacks do you think aaron eats? like it’s probably different at the office / in the field / at home / working out don’t you think?

omg i completely agree!!!!!! <3 tw food

in the office, more often than not, it's whatever the bullpen's kitchenette has to offer - granola bars, assorted fruits, things like that. but since they're on the bland side, he mainly relies on snacks he brings from home, or he does have a box of microwave popcorn stored in one of his office cupboards. i also like to think - eventually he does have a drawer solely for snacks, for jack and any other kiddos when they visit 🥹

speaking of, at home: more homemade, healthy snacks. he's big on celery and peanut butter - getting a vegetable in, as well as the nutrients peanut butter provides. aaron's totallyyyyyy guilty of picking through jack's snacks too - goldfish crackers, fruit roll ups, fruit snacks. he's not a fan of chips - either too salty or greasy. but they are in the house because jack likes them/they'll go in his lunch every so often. however, aaron loves tortilla chips and guac/salsa 🫶🏻 big fan of hummus and pita too!!!

in the field, uncrustables. they're easy, he stores them in his briefcase, and it's something that can act as either a quick snack or a small lunch. it's good on the go too - for example, if he needs to go interview a witness or to a crime scene, he'll eat one en route in the car. he doesn't mind the strawberry jelly ones, but prefers grape

as for working out - smoothies (pb and banana, strawberry and banana), greek yogurt with granola, protein shakes, lots of water. he'll drink chocolate milk occasionally too 🫶🏻

and before you - aaron considered coffee a snack 😭 but you were quick to veto that - you were like yeah absolutely not you need something on your stomach and coffee does not cut it 😭

#let's talk aaron <333333 #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #criminal minds imagine #aaron hotchner imagine #tw food

[taylorswiftstylequestions]

Hi Sarah!! Hosting a Super Bowl (Taylor’s Version) party tomorrow and wanted to share the menu, in case anyone was doing the same or had ideas for better puns 🤭

-enchanted to meat(ball) you

-caul(iflower) it what you want w/ seemingly ranch

-loving him was red wine brownies

-Evers’mores

-cheap ass screwtop rosé

-autumn leaves falling down like pizza into place

-loaded Taylor tots

-Nacho homeland anymore

-now that we don’t guac with oh damn never seen that color blue corn tortilla chips

-mini taco talk and go viral

-sweet Cornelia street dip

-Beer out of plastic cups

-Este’s white wine

-rep going down popcorn

-karma is the guy on the chiefs cupcakes

I am deep in the weeds of Super Bowl Patreon recap prep (for publish on Monday) and I cannot describe to you the utter joy and laughter that this message brought me that I so desperately needed.

[doulayogimama]

Pesach Sephardi menu

carrot and sweet potato soup

veggie sushi

almond flour wraps with hummus veggies and potato chips

sweet potato and black bean quesadillas or nachos

salad with black + garbanzo beans

hummus + crackers

tortilla chips + guac

mash + veggies

salad kit

leek + potato soup

quinoa, sweet potato + kale bowl

french fries

#passover #years past have been spent sneaking out to Taco Bell subway or Panera bread lol

[scaryscinny]

new food rules for me<3

i think if i can make a list of foods to allow myself to eat and really avoid everything else, it’ll be a lot easier for me to keep it up so!!

can eat whenever:

-strawberries

-pickles

-water, gum

ALWAYS avoid:

liquid calories of any kind

diet sodas / anything carbonated (low/no cal but cause bloating and still bad for you)

ice cream (i don’t enjoy it very much, but once i have a little it’s hard to stop myself. i especially hate vanilla flavoring and creamy things, i just don’t feel well after)

dairy in general tbh

pasta, mac and cheese, pizza (i really don’t enjoy it very much but i try to enjoy it and overeat because i like the feeling, i always regret it and feel sick. there are just better options tbh)

fine, in limitation:

corn flakes or other low cal cereal (like 300kcal for a whole bowl, but it’s so easy to overeat)

french bread (when it’s fresh it’s very hard to avoid, high calorie so i’d rather just chew and spit a piece until i get grossed out than cut it out completely)

chocolate (hard for me to avoid when it’s in front of me, i just try to take very small pieces at a time and then wrap up the leftovers... even if i come back for it ((let’s be honest, i definitely will)), i can at least space it out a bit)

fast food (examples below) (if i stop myself completely, i’ll just end up giving up and binging/ ordering waaay too much when i finally go back to it tbh. i’m trying to keep it minimal/ maybe once a week or every other week.)

fast food go-to’s:

mcdonalds: 10piece chicken nugget, medium fry: 460 + 350 = 810 kcal

kfc: small popcorn chicken, small fries: 362 + 260 = 622 kcal (i’m uncertain about the sizing and found different results on calories... but i’m going to count this anyway because i NEVER end up finishing the chicken and i throw away like half of it)

starbucks: two bacon gouda sandwiches: 370 + 370 = 740 kcal (trying to avoid liquid calories so no drink)

chipotle: build your own taco/burrito kit (yes, the one for kids haha) with flour tortillas, white rice, shredded cheese, and guac: estimated 1000kcal (i’m unsure because the amounts are difficult.... probably a little less because i can never finish it all but i do also get chips. no drink)

NOTE: if i’m really craving something, the best thing to do is eat some of it along with fresh fruit (i.e. cheetos, bread) or in the case of fast food, to try to order the smallest version of the meal you want (i.e. 4pc nugget and sharing a small fry, or just eating a bite of everything and then throwing it away) so you can’t go back and get seconds afterwards. instead of refusing to eat what you really want to and binging on crap later, i think it’s easier to give in a little and then make up for it later. plus, i’ve noticed that most of the foods i crave taste so much better in my head... when you eat it and are disappointed, it’s less appetizing in the future

#tw ed vent #tw ana stuff #tw ed relapse #tw ana thoughts #anamia #ana #anarekcia #thinsp #safe food #food log #food diary #food rules #ana rules #skinnni #ed ednotsheeran restriction

[fairstival]

new taco bell order review

NEW loaded Beef nachos- 9/10 these we're great. Only 3 dollars too. A bit skimpy on the ingredients however so the last few chips only have a little cheese or sour cream on them. comes with guac tho

NEW double stacked taco: 4/10 feels like im trying to get extra calories in. A nightmare of a soggy crunchy taco, a cold tortilla, and inside is more soggy crunchy taco strips. Also comes with nacho cheese. Just kinda a mess of textures really

Cinnabons- 2/10 oh how you've fallen from grace. Mostly my fault because turns out they fry them at the beginning of the day and they're just left to sit out after that. like most accepted menu items they dont see the same care as when they we're first introduced and these poor bastards took the front of it

Baja Blast- FUCKING BAJA BLASTTTTRT BABAYYYYYYYYYYYDBDJDJDKDJDJDBEFIFBFJFJ

10/10

#taco baco #alright time to go cram the entirety of history from europe through the 15th and 16th centuries

[jellybeanium124]

today I went to the store and bought guac ingredients and then came home and made guac and ate it and it was one of the best things. truly one of live's little pleasures is eating tortilla chips and guac. you should also do this

#nina rambles

[chicago-geniza]

If you really wanted to blow a medieval peasant's mind you would serve them loaded chili fries or tortilla chips with salsa and guac

#Beep beep bitch this is called a tomato and it will blow your socks clean off

[myloveisinthefood]

vegan nachos!

When I’m having a bad chronic pain day but I don’t have any pre-prepped meals in the fridge, vegan nachos are my go-to for something that is filling, nutritious, and doesn’t require much effort. It’s all about that layering! Everything comes from a jar or packet, no chopping required.

My nacho layers are:

“Mexican” rice from a pouch: yes, one of those 90 second rice pouches! I just get whatever’s cheapest. Some of the alleged Mexican flavours have beans in them too — extra protein! Heating the rice up will separate the grains, which will make it easier to spread a thin layer on the bottom of your baking dish.

Tortilla chips: I prefer yellow corn plain/salted/original tortilla strips. Strips layer a bit better than rounds or triangles, I find! Just a single layer will do ✌️

Salsa: a chunky tomato salsa of your preferred heat level is the best! For this one, I dolloped a chunky salsa around and then drizzled a mesquite sauce over it as well.

Vegan cheese: smoked vegan cheese is the best for this! I just go for whatever’s cheapest usually. If you’re particularly struggling, pre-shredded vegan cheese is obviously an option!

Vegan sour cream dip: I’ll usually get whatever sour cream-ish dip I can find that has corn or something added, and just dollop it randomly.

Jalapeños: pickled jalapeños from a jar, as many as I feel like!

And then layer it all again! I’ll put it in the oven at around 190C for 20mins-ish, or until the top is browned. Vegan cheese doesn’t typically melt the same as dairy cheese, so I just look out for crispiness. The sour cream dip is what gives the gooeyness 👏

After it comes out of the oven, I’ll garnish with coriander and chives (or spring onions if I’ve got them and feel up to chopping!) and just dig in with a fork once it has cooled a bit 😂 I usually get two meals out of one dish, and it’s still good when cold!

I try to stay stocked on these ingredients so I’m always ready to go if need be! And because things are in jars and packets, they’ll make a few batches. If I have it, I also dollop some guac over the top when it comes out of the oven.

And obviously, if you’re not vegan, dairy cheese and dip will work just the same! I’d still recommend a smoked cheese though, for extra flavour.

I made these ones when I had my last flare up, served them with a no-alc mojito, and felt a lot emotionally better even though my body was betraying me 🖤

#my cooking #savoury #recipe #vegan #vegetarian #lunch #dinner #i’m reluctant to call this a recipe because it’s just putting stuff in a dish 😂 #but!! hello i’m posting food again!!

[nermal]

tf2 sexiualities:

soldier: burrito. extra white rice. pinto beans. steak and chicken. maybe extra steak, hes got the money. green salsa and corn salsa. a bunch of sour cream. guac. cheese.

heavy: burrito. two tortillas. extra white rice. both beans. carnitas. pico. red salsa. lettuce.

spy: transgender

medic: bowl. brown rice. pinto beans. chicken. pico. lettuce. guac.

demoman: bowl. white rice. black beans. steak and chicken and maybe the pulled beef i dont remember what its called i havent worked there in a year and a half. pico. red salsa. corn salsa. guac and queso. cheese.

sniper: burrito. white rice. black beans. chicken. pico. lettuce

scout: saw a hack on tiktok for nachos. asks for them to put chips in a bowl. then cheese and two scoops of queso. three scoops of chicken. then more cheese. and this holds up the line for an extra ten minutes

pyro: chips and corn salsa. side of tortilla

engineer: bowl. brown rice. chicken. pico. extra corn. cheese

ms pauling: burrito. brown rice. black beans. sofritas. pico. green salsa. sour cream. lettuce