#tonight it was toys

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

You know I’m sleepy when I announce I’m going to bed and then spend fifteen minutes talking about some little tiny thing that I deemed worthy of crafting a spur-of-the-moment lecture for

#tonight it was toys #and how kids expect them to ‘do stuff’ themselves #and the glow down of kinder eggs from a toy you would construct and make up a story for #to ‘scan this qr code and watch a video on the app’

[jetsandflowers]

some Blitzwing sketches .v.

#if i don;t stop at sketches i will color and shade and render and keep going on and on forever and forget to eat #THUS no coloring tonight Jet!! >:( TIME TO TAKE CARE OF THE PATHETIC HUMAN BODY!! LETS GO SELF CONTROL!! #jet's art #tfa #tfa blitzwing #saw a Blitzwing toy with a COOL PINK SWORDDDD!!!!!! GIVE HIM THE SWOOORD!!!

[toytulini]

Everyone stop youre drinking the battery acid spaghetti all wrong. the correct receptacle is a

Chalice

#undescribed #toy pic post #gifs #battery acid spaghetti #sue me for not using a real energy drink but they all taste bad anyway so fuck off lol #anyway this is mostly a joke but also i do think the wider cup did improve the vibe #im on my potion shit now #but this is all im having for tonight. i need to go to bed and i would like to avoid Scary Drug Interactions with my nighttime eepy meds #the chalice is from #one eleven pottery #baja blast #anyway. Do Do This👍 #go wild. drink it from a chalice this is the way #this is my vision #clown beverage

[ilonacho]

screw it, kid zeroes

#pzpth #penn zero part time hero #brock zero #vonnie zero #uncle chuck #pzpth uncle chuck #iloart #lots of blank space here but idc have these tonight too #ive been toying w/ the idea of them having like a bandit n chilli moment.. iykyk.. #i didnt know what to do w/ their clothes and forgot to think abt the decade dkfjhgdfj

[gio-cosmo]

We are livin our liiiivvvveeesss abound with so much informatiooonnnn

#LMFAOOOO #I am a shadow the true self— PERSONA 4??? PERSONA 4 REFERENCE???? PERSONA 4 MOMENT????!?! #btw #I love all of Takaya’s sprites he looks so sinister #absolutely devious…isn’t he just so dreamy 💕❤️ #KIDDING #except I am actually not. i am deeply enamored with him. #WOAHHHH WHO SAID THAT!???! 😧😧😧 #so normal abt him!!! so normal!! #also the way Jin is always just standing around #the way he stands is funny to me idk #he’s so #he’s so funny idk #he’s so squishable I wanna chew on him and shake him around like a dog toy #oh okay #sometimes I write things out in the tags and then I read over them like ??? huh #I wanna bake him into a pastry and consume him #hmmmmm #okay! that’s enough tagging for me tonight gn! #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #p3 #persona #persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #persona 4 remake PLEASE ATLUS PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

[goobersplat]

1980s McDonald’s Toy Moon Man's Jeep

#png #transparent #kidcore #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #toycore #toywave #toys #McDonald’s #moon man #mac tonight #1980s #80s #eighties

[queen-mabs-revenge]

If you don't mind me asking, what is this Late Late Toy Show you've been posting about? It looks wild.

how do i begin to explain the late late toy show?

ok as someone who didn't grow up with it, i'll give it my best shot. it's ostensibly a big variety show that's meant to show off the new hit toys of the year and give parents a bit of a hint as to what the kiddos might want, especially when said kiddos are hopped up on chocolate and pointing at the tv when smth their little sugar blitzed hearts desire shows up.

but in reality....it's the host ryan tubridy bedecked in increasingly heinous sweaters (and the occasional fursuit) absolutely unhinged - pupils the size of dinner plates - from minute one at the most manic pace you've ever seen in your life.

either the most heartwarming, the most chaotic, or the most savage kids around alternating between making the audience cry and then ruthlessly bullying ryan with the gleeful malice only a child can wield. children performing talents in clips that will 100% be shown to future prospective partners in 10-15 years. kids meet their celebrity idols, big huge life-changing gifts are given, and there's one for everyone in the audience as well!

50% of the toys don't work, the other 50% are kind of inconsequential to the real star of the show which is the absolute unhinged energy that is fed into by millions of people in ireland and around the world releasing a year's worth of crushing anxiety into sadistically cheering on a grown man absolutely losing his mind over the course of the entire fever dream.

true culture, tbh.

#lolol kind of eurovision energy but like.....more chaotically sinister #late late toy show #the late late toy show #haha stealing one of my own old posts but i genuinely am not able to brain tonight #it is what it is 😅

[sexylittleslutsls]

The taste from sex toys being sweetly dipped inside .. come to bed handsome as I have many naughty intentions for the entire night together …. 😈😈

#sweet dippings #the taste of nectar #sex toys to play with #naughty intentions tonight with you #see how bad a good girl can get

[bringbackgoth]

He’s an educated young man.

#Scoops #scoops troop #cane corso #my pets #he was the class clown tonight that’s for sure #They gave us a free toy and it was shredded within minutes #Little dollar store tug was not made to hold up to 50lbs of yanking puppy #Now he can go out and earn his keep

[satansknitwear]

You wanna see something fun????

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#Best way to spend your sunday: havin a lil peek at my OF #Satans knitwear #Full posts up and unsensored on my OF! i am tired af but had a good time. #Id defo consider letting you guys pick a toy from my collection for my to enjoy myelf with tonight #Or some other night.... Im in no rush. #🍑 is served. #🍑 take a bite. #Pinup girl #Alt pinup #Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now 💕 im running on empty (metaphorically) 😅 #Harness lingerie #Strappy lingerie #Thigh harness #Stockings and suspenders #Seamed stockings

[nighhtwing]

DAMIAN WAYNE & HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FATHER

batman incorporated (2012) #1 / honoree fanonne jeffers, "dreams of my father" / batman: dark knight [ii] #10 / diane wakoski, "the father of my country" / batman and robin (2011) #1 / ruth gilligan, the butchers / detective comics #1032 / julian randall, "icarus imposter syndrome" / super sons #10 / alice munro, face / dark knights: death metal #7 / maya phillips, erou / shadow war: alpha #1 / romeo oriogun, "on the 23rd death anniversary of my father"

#damian wayne #robin #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #bruce & damian #robin v #comics #dc #web weaving #words #photo #tais toi lys #having FeelingsTM about damian tonight guys #image id in alt text #* #*comparatives #dad bruce (derogatory)

[lokiiied]

in my wildest dreams orlando bloom makes a guest appearance in ofmd as will turner in all his flaunting bisexual pirate fucker glory

#please david make it happen 4 me 🙏 #ofmd #will turner #orlando bloom #our flag means death #potc #pirates of the caribbean #idk i feel like him and roach would hook up #he’d join the revenge for supper and ofc it’s soup and he’d say like ‘this is some mighty fine soup’ #and you know roach would blush and say like ‘it’s just a recipe i’ve been toying with’ #they’d just share a glance #later on will would corner him and be like ‘just wanted to give my *proper* compliments to chef for dinner tonight’ #and roach is like ‘i was just about to start on dessert actually…perhaps you could help’ #‘perhaps i could’

[froggirltits]

need someone to make out with me while i’m turning into a pool toy, i think. anyone out there want to kiss me while feeling my tits turn to squeaky plastic under their hands, orrrr

#raine talks #teehee :3 #in quite the pool toy mood tonight #tf #tf kink #transformation kink #transformation #pool toy #pooltoy #pooltoy kink #pool toy kink #pool toy tf #pooltoy tf #pool toy transformation #pooltoy transformation

[dracula-enthusiast]

#i want to bite him like a chew toy and shake him around. violently. #i love him so much #anyway. #.txt #just finished the first saw im abt to watch 2 before the showing of x tonight. #saw #saw posting #adam faulkner stanheight

[s4ndg3m]

would you guys still love me if i became a plushy. not a marketable one but a valuable one nonetheless?

#i like the little bell sounds that are in like babies stuffed toys i think #idk where ive actually seen/heard it before but i think it was a baby toy #babies know whats up #i want to have a cute little bell noise as i move sometimes. or when i am shaken about like a soda bottle. #we fw cuteness tonight fellas? #labyposting #labyart #my art #fursona #furry #plushie #plush concept

[sprucewoodmpreg]

really really awesome that some of the best parts of the life series is from when players bent the rules btw 👍 etho + bdubs and their weird red/green alliance in last life, cleo and scott disregarding their initial soulmates in double life (and what that meant for pearl), etc

#i'd put 3l grian and scar here too but the rules were so much looser back then that idk if it counts #sorry i'm posting like 50 things tonight. im in an awesome mood maybe #anyways this is also why i can't open youtube comments on any of these videos #because you get 500 people going ''umm. this player broke the rules :/'' like man you dont deserve to play toys. learn to have fun #so much of the fun of storytelling comes from establishing rules and then breaking them!!!!!