#to the two anons hi hello

[talesfromthecrypts]

Keith Gordon and John Stockwell as Arnie Cunningham and Dennis Guilder in Christine (1983)

#christine #filmedit #horroredit #usergiles #userscary #mygifs #two separate people asked so #to the two anons hi hello #hey arnie why did you light candles buddy

[iooiu]

“it’s called going down memory lane!”

vote tltc uncle jello in the @rottmntpeepawpolls and yes, you heard donnie right, we’ll get to hashtag drop a new banger called bad future timeline remade in the form of a side quest (chapter 7)

#ok ngl ive been waiting to reveal future donnie's design #fit check! #to the many anons and users who dropped in my inbox to say tltc propaganda was gunna be a good idea; this is ur responsibility now #ANYWAY hi hello heres some ACTUAL tltc propaganda #he's made it to the semifinals (still not over this) so whats two more rounds?? #the bribe? a full chapter dedicated to bad future timeline AND more design reveals #that i may or may not already be tempted to post el oh el ignore everything i just types #tmnt #rottmnt #future michelangelo #future leo #future donnie #future raph #bad future timeline #peepaws all over the place but they r mostly dead LMAO #donnie #donatello #tltc #too lucky to count #kk im done #good night FOREVER #i think im kind of funny sometimes

[2aceofspades]

Not me going back and looking at Cassandra and Casey's hug reunion like omg Ace you are making me EMOTIONAL i love it so muuuccchhh

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WAAAAH MORSE ANON!!!

It almost didn't happen, but I managed...I managed 😅 got me all emotional looking back at all of it ngl. But! They truly did deserve a reunion, and I'm so very glad you loved it as well 🥹🙌✨

Here's a lil bonus sketch of them being all content, no tears...just them:

Also don't mind the morse it's not important, I swear!!

#ace answers #morse anon hi hello! #always such a delight to see ya in my ask box #thank you as always for making this lil goon smile 🥹 #gah! #i'm so so very normal about these two #teehee #until next time my dearest morse anon... #:)

[airenyah]

Your essay on Joong's underrated acting skills deepened my Joong appreciation so much, that I watched Mafia the Series, I'm watching Ploy's Yearbook (even though there is a serious lack of Joong so far), and I'm planning on watching The Warp Effect too. I haven't watched het shows in over ten years, so this is a big deal! 😂 I really liked him with Dunk in their shows, but MTS gave me another facet of him, because he's so timid in it, unlike in SIMM and HA, where he's (seemingly) very cool and in control. So thank you for making me a full time Joong (and Dunk) girl 💜

i saw this message first thing in the morning when i woke up yesterday and it instantly put me in a good mood!!! <3

YESSSSSS I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT

mafia the series might actually be my absolute fave thai het-show, it's just SO funny!!!! and the entire cast is so great, like, not just joong but the entire cast plays off each other SO well. and don't even get me started on gina virahya and her portrayal of anna kondra!!!!

you know, when i went into mafia the series i saw the poster and was like "ughh i really am gonna have to sit through this standard (overly) dramatic mafia show just for joong, huh. the things i do for my boy..." and then. AND THEN. you can imagine my surprise. i was crying tears of laughter throughout the show and i was actually laughing so hard that my mom made a comment about how she could hear my laugh in my room

beam is my loser boy and joong portrays him in such an adorably awkward way, i love it <333

and yes there IS a serious lack of joong in ploy's yearbook so far :((((

it was quite funny tho bc in the one scene where joong does show up i immediately recognized him by the back of his head, like!! i saw this:

and instantly went "OH there's my boy!!!!!" 😂😂😂

and i can't wait to see him with film bc film did extremely well with gun in not me and i feel like film and joong will also work together really well

you know, i'm always happy to turn people into full time joong (and dunk) girls!!!!!!

i've adored them ever since simm which i watched live from ep2 onwards. fun fact, actually: when i started simm i actually had no idea who they were (even though technically i'd seen dunk in bad buddy already, except i wasn't paying attention to the random high school bandmates and so i didn't actually recognize dunk and only realized later on ahahah)

aaaanyway, i had no idea who they were, right? and so in 2022 my mom and i spent two nights in prague during easter and in the evening we were in our hotel room and we were kinda looking for something to watch. and i was like "hey look, gmmtv has a new bl out and it looks kinda cute and fluffy judging by the thumbnails?? and like something that doesn't require too much brain power?? plus, there's also only two eps out so far, so we'll be caught up right away" and so we watched the first two episodes and then the two of us ended up watching every new ep together every week hahaha

i actually didn't really talk about it on tumblr back then and when you go back on my blog you'll see that there are hardly any simm post. but really, with every new simm episode that aired i liked joongdunk more and more. and especially once the characters started dating i was actually so in awe about just how comfortable joong and dunk were with each other and how they absolutely weren't afraid to touch? like, their physical affection was just so casual, like it was the most natural thing in the world to them in an "i'm-not-even-thinking-about-it-bc-it's-so-normal" kind of way and that was just soooo refreshing to watch?? i was (and still am) truly amazed

and when just a couple of months later, at the end of 2022 gmmtv announced joongdunk were gonna get another show together i got SO excited!! and also when it was revealed that simm was included in our skyy 2!!!!

and then hidden agenda started airing and then i was tagged in that tag game and then i went to watch joong's entire filmography and then i ended up falling into a joongdunk rabbit hole and here we are...

anyway, i have multiple agendas and one of them is turning people into joong fans and dunk fans and joongdunk fans sllksdfd

and my other agenda is getting people to watch mafia the series, bc it's truly a gem of a show!!!!

(speaking of agendas: the only thing that's missing in your message is you telling me that you approve of my fight for a sexy joongdunk vampire bl, like... that would have made the message and the influence of my joong/dunk/joongdunk blogging complete 😂😂😂)

#you know when i saw your message first thing in the morning my immediate thought was #''ok nothing that happens today can top this like. my day is ALREADY made and i only just woke up'' #your message set the bar very very high for me tbh #but then in the afternoon my crush unexpectedly called me after we barely talked the past 3 or so months and we spent 1.5h on the phone #and well i'm really sorry but THAT was the actual no.1 highlight of my day yesterday dfjkkjdfkfdg #i swear your message is a close second tho!!! 😂😂 #asks #anon #joong archen #adrm #no but every time someone tells me i turned them into a joong fan/dunk fan/joongdunk fan i get such a rush of satisfaction lmao #i'm desperately waiting for summer night #i might just go off about dunk's acting after that #we'll see #bc i REALLY wanna see what dunk can do without joong and if he'll be as good #my money is on ''yes'' but i also don't wanna say anything to avoid eating my own words kdfkdf #but in reality i see many qualities to him as an actor that i think he should be able to do keep even without being opposite joong #besides he's now done two series as a lead character so now he has a lot more acting experience than he did going into simm #his acting was already so much stronger in hidden agenda then it was in simm (hello?? yank-kiss-yeet?? ep9?? ep11??) #and i trust that he's not just gonna lose it all in summer night all of a sudden #god i'm immensely excited to see him act in summer night you don't even know

[ask-thearchivists]

Hi Charmer! :] I realize the main reason why you're probably showing off your fangs so much is because you're angry/irratated/upset but. Good lord. My goodness. (This is a compliment btw)

The Charmer: Oh, you like my fangs mortal? Lucky for you I am happy to indulge~

The Curator: Gag.

#ask blog #ask the archivists #asks are open #toh the archivists #the owl house #toh #toh oc #the archivists #id in alt text #flirty fridays #THAT'S RIGHT IT'S FUCKING BACK #I HAVE SO MANY FLIRTY MESSAGES TO CLEAR OUT OF MY INBOX #This time you get the unique angle of 'being flirted with when your siblings are in the room so you just bully each other the whole time' #also hello anon I'm glad you like his fangs #I gave him his two sets of fangs and forked tongue on purpose #specifically for people who would be (eyes emoji) towards her #unrelated I feel so bad when I answer a lot of these really quickly #because I worry since the tags for the Archivists aren't like #super popular that it looks like I'm spamming the tag *lies face down on the ground in the family guy death pose* #it's the trauma of growing up with adhd whispering at me that I'm annoying

[forwhomthebaeltolls]

I love imagining a big brother that develops a little crush on his younger sibling. He'd always peep in on you while you showered and stole your underwear to jerk off with

Then one day the two of you are left home alone so he decides to finally have his way with you. He'd tell you that you have a special part that's just for him and he has to check and see if it's all healthy and without even waiting for a reply he would start ushering your clothes off

His hands lingering on your bare skin and his eyes hungry for more. When you were finally naked he would push you back onto the bed so you were laying down and promise he won't touch; just look. But as he palms his erection he already knows he's going to break that promise

It would start with gentle touches on your thighs drifting closer and closer to your core until you gasp as he's rubbing and touching your little parts. Telling you all about how sorry he is but he can't help it; he has to. And that's what he'd say when in a few moments he's on top of you; he has to. And he'd say it one final time when he's forcing himself on you; He has to <3

#and if love it if the little sibling secretly enjoyed it so they don't tell the parents. maybe I'll write a little part two to this one day #and yes this is for that ‘little sister’ anon Hi hello I hope you liked this! #ringing the bael

[missmungoe]

Hey that new chapter of Tideswept…absolute masterpiece??? Like, I can’t even begin to tell you just how beautifully it was written, literally every update just has me on the edge of my seat reading, and just so incredibly excited for what will happen next. I’ve fallen in love with the relationships portrayed in your work, and this new universe might just be my favorite as we get to explore new characters and relationships, it’s just ugghhhh so unbelievably incredible. I can’t imagine what I’d do without your work it’s literally taken over my life. I spend the vast majority of my days re-reading your stories, just because of how great they are. Like I really don’t think I can put into words just how impactful your stories are, how heart touching, life changing… like I think I’ve become a better writer since reading your work? I’m a high school student, and reading your stories all the time has literally broadened my vocabulary, made me want to become better at writing. I love painting and drawing, and ever since I fell so in love with your take on the characters, I’ve been trying to challenge myself, to draw new pieces that I can then paint and hang up in my room. Your Makino…she’s just so beautiful. I’ve found myself subconsciously imitating her, wanting to be more kind and learn more about people just for the sake of it. I can’t begin to put into words just how grateful I am for you…sharing your work with the world so wholly..just wow. I used to read a lot when I was younger, but lately I’d just lost the taste for it. I think I grew out of the series I was interested, and didn’t have to energy to look further, but you changed that so completely. You’re just so skilled in you’re writing, and I really hope you continue at it, even if not I’ll never stop rereading. I always find myself in complete and utter awe at your work, and just forever grateful that it exists.

I am

speechless.

#hi anon I need you to know how completely this swept my feet out #I don't even know which part of this hit me the hardest #but if might be you wanting to be more kind and learn more about people because of Makino #that just got to me<3 #(also hi hello I have two new Tideswept chapters ready to post tomorrow and I really hope you'll like them!!)

[iguessigotta]

Can I kindly request a Drabble of Dark and Y/N going out to a very, v e r y fancy restaurant ( chosen by dark of course, ) for a date? I feel like he would spoil his s/o absolutely r o t t e n.

of course he would spoil his s/o! omg imagine being shy and quiet and not big on speaking up for yourself or what you want, so Dark spoils the hell out of you to help you feel more comfortable asking for things. imagine the smug, satisfied grin he'd have when you finally put your foot down and demand something! he's so proud of you, look at you go

You sighed, looking yourself over in the mirror. Dark had told you earlier that day that he'd gotten reservations at what was possibly the most upscale restaurant in town, that he'd handled everything, all you had to do was be ready on time. Initially, when he'd told you that, you assumed you'd still have to find your own outfit and pray that you managed to match the feel of the place with what you had in your closet. But when you'd gone up to your room that evening to get cleaned up and dig for something nice to wear, you saw something that made you stop in your tracks.

Draped carefully across your bed was a brand new, freshly ironed, suit. You thought for a moment that it belonged to your boyfriend, but then you noticed the flowers - your favorite kind - and a note sitting next to it. For some reason you hesitated, too nervous about what the note might say to take the few steps it'd take to cross the room to your gifts.

Gifts. Dark was always giving you gifts. You'd been insecure about it at first - you didn't get why anyone (especially someone as powerful as him) would want to dote on you and give you things with nothing expected in return, save for a smile. It didn't make sense to you, to be handed things free of charge. Even small things, like an iced coffee made just the way you like it, or a bouquet of lilacs laid on your side of the bed after a particularly hard day. Little notes stuck to the bathroom mirror or stashed in your pockets for you to find.

Sometimes there'd be some cash along with the notes, instructing you to treat yourself to something you'd been wanting, and to tell him all about it when you both got home. The first couple times he did that, you'd tried to politely decline, attempting to slip the money back into his hands when he'd greeted you at the door. He'd smiled, softly pushing the money back into your hands. "That's yours," he'd said, wrapping an arm around your shoulders to pull you in and kiss you on the temple, speaking into your hair, "and if you try and give it back to me again, I'll double the amount." You'd whined at that, making him chuckle. He knew you felt guilty about accepting gifts, and now he was using that same guilt to make you accept them.

Glancing at the mirror one more time, you turned towards your bed to pick up the flowers and note. In elegant handwriting, the tail ends of each letter swirling around, giving it the look of a drawing rather than words, was your name. A small, soft smile spread across your face as you unfolded the paper and began to read:

My Love, The suit and flowers are yours, take your time getting ready, then meet me downstairs. I don't want you to worry about a single thing tonight. Leave it all to me. - Dark

As simple and blunt as it was, the note made your heart swell, a few tears welling up in your eyes. It was a mystery to you why he'd chosen you, of all people, to be sweet like this with. You knew how much anger and sadness he carried around with him. You knew how hard it was for him to drop his guard and take off the proverbial mask he always wore. It was hard for him, you knew that, so you didn't mind if he was a little stiff and awkward, his loving notes a little blunt and to-the-point. He was trying, for you, and though you couldn't understand why he'd chosen you, you loved him for it.

Now smiling and giddy like a school kid going to meet up with their crush, you half-ran to the bathroom to shower and get dressed. The suit fit flawlessly, which didn't surprise you. Somehow Dark knew exactly what alterations needed to be made to any article of clothing to make it fit you like a glove. He knew, thanks to a few alcohol-induced breakdowns, the insecurities you had about how you looked, about how things fit on you. Never once did he judge or belittle you for it. Instead, he always made sure to have things tailored to help you look and feel your best in anything he gave you.

When you got to the bottom of the stairs you saw him, leaning against the wall by the door, his own suit also impeccably tailored, accented with a light purple tie - the same color as yours, you noticed. You lingered on the steps a moment, drinking in the sight of him, still blown away at the thought that he was yours. He must have felt you staring, as a small smile spread across his face before he lifted his head to look you in the eye. You felt your heart beginning to pick up speed as Dark dragged his eyes slowly down your form, as if he were trying to memorize exactly how you looked in that moment. When he finally lifted his eyes again, your face was flushed, your hands starting to sweat a bit. You'd been with him for some time, but he still managed to make every date feel like it was the first, excited nerves and all.

Dark smiled at you again, his eyes crinkling at the corners, and lifted his hand to beckon you over to him. You walked down the last few steps, a shy smile on your face, to place your hand in his. He raised your hand to his lips, speaking so softly you almost couldn't hear him, "You look lovely," a pause while he kissed your knuckles, causing your smile to spread wider, "Are you ready to go, my love?"

Unable to find your voice, you simply nodded at him, inching yourself ever so slightly closer to his side. You laced your fingers through his as he opened the door, leading you outside.

You weren't sure what you'd done to get so lucky, but at this moment you didn't care. 'I'll be damned if I ever let go of him' you thought, letting yourself be wholeheartedly selfish for a moment.

#darkiplier x reader #darkiplier x y/n #darkiplier fluff #darkiplier x gn!reader #i went with a transmasc reader (hi hello that's me i'm transmasc) #but tried to keep it just vague enough that anyone could read it #so fingers crossed that I managed to do it right! #anon I adore the idea of Dark spoiling and doting on his person #so this got a little out of hand ahaha #i was just gonna do headcanons but i was feeling especially soft today so this happened instead #i have a vague idea for a potential part two if y'all want it at some point #just let me know! #also if y'all are cool with me leaning a bit more into the reader being transmasc let me know! #i really wanna get specific about stuff but i also want lots of people to be able to read what i write and kinda see themselves in it #which is hard to do aaaaaaaa #anyway it's about time for D&D so imma go do that #enjoy your tooth rotting fluff babes #requests #meant to add a read more! sorry about cloggin y'all's dash!

[muirneach]

What are some albums and/or bands you think are highly underrated

ummm. go here ⬇️

#also hi hello u may be a just rando but if youre one of my secret santas please let me know!! #esp since i have two santas i gotta differentiate #but if ur unrelated to that then hi. hello. #asks #anon

[ask-bruno-and-marias-prerot]

Note from mun:

[WHEN DID I GET TWO MORE ASKS]

#[also hi. hello. long time no see #i'm gonna start working on the responces but god damn i didn't realize i got two more asks aside of the fate anon one #wtf. it was a jumpscare in a half #also i may just stop updating fullstop in the next two months bc school decided that it hated me now (too many tests...) #but yeah. wtf] #notes from the mun

[imaginethebeautifulworld]

Do you think that Gilbert wants kids? He raised Luddy well didn’t he? So do you think that he would be good with them? Personally, I think he would be

Oh no, Anon; you've activated the Yearning.

I don't think Gilbo has ever truly considered the possibility before.

Nations, being immortal, I feel in general don't really consider having a "normal family" a possibility, not really. Sure, they will yearn for a normal life- that one chat Germany and Veneziano had in Verona in the comics about... two years ago? comes to mind. And Himaruya has definitely scattered more hints throughout that the Nations sometimes wish they could have a mortal life, but as for having kids? I feel like that's more a passing thought, an only half-formed wish.

Gil, though, would be an interesting case study. Since his Nation status is kind of... wibbly-wobbly, there is a high chance that he's been somewhat wondering what he would do as a mortal, that he's already half-planning for the possibility.

There's no doubt in any of our minds that he would be a great dad. Fairy tales for Friedrich, puppies for Ludvig, sharing an active interest in their passions and striving to include them in things. I also have a feeling that when he was still "official," he had an incorrigible adorable habit of "being forced" to entertain the princes and princesses (and little kids of the villages he would sneak away to, but that's another headcanon for a much different time). 

I think of it as kind of like when I was working with the 5-7 years olds at my old daycare assistant job. We would take everyone outside, and somehow I was always dubbed the "zombie-monster-thing" and this flock of children would either a) chase me all around the playground or b) make me chase Them around trying to "eat" Them (essentially Tag, plus me lifting them into a hug and melodramatically going "Om-Nom-Nom."). It was usually about 35-to-1 odds, and it was a blast; the teachers all thanked me for keeping the kids occupied so they could all take a break. ^_^;

Not to project, but honestly those vibes? That is what I 100% feel Gil is like with kids.

So yeah, there may be a part of him wondering, yearning, and (speaking from experience) missing the kids he used to haul around on "epic adventures," the cuts and scrapes he'd help disinfect, the stories he would tell, the stories he would learn, the pride at watching them master stick-fencing or tree-climbing or wading barefoot through a creek to collect rocks and salamanders. Fun and silly, but also firm and serious when needed.

Yeah... Gil would be a great dad. ^_^;

But would he want to be a dad is the question. 

As a Nation? I feel he would be reluctant, would probably find some other way to fill that kind of longing, yearning sensation he gets in his chest sometimes. Maybe he volunteers for Big Brother Big Sister International, or did AU Pair. I can easily see him offering to babysit the neighbors' kids from time-to-time, or bonding with strangers and their munchkins at the park whenever he's walking Fritz.

As a mortal, I think he would absolutely be gung-ho about it. I think he'd be the kind of person who would gladly adopt and/or foster, but I feel like he'd be thrilled to be a biological dad, too. No matter what though, he'd adore all of his kids equally, regardless of how they entered his life.

If, however, his partner didn't want to be a parent themselves, I feel like, given enough time, he would be willing to accept their decision. He may still sometimes yearn, and there will be times he'll think how good a parent their partner would be, but he would never force someone to do something they genuinely don't want to do.

This is all purely speculation, but now I'm sitting here yearning to abduct my nieces and nephews for the weekend to take them to a frog sanctuary or on a train ride or to explore abandoned mine tunnels. 👀

Thank you for the ask, Lovely! I hope this answered your questions? ^_^;

#i wouldn't hire him for a nanny but i would absolutely let him steal my alleged children for a weekend for 'untold epic quests #aph prussia #hws prussia #hetalia prussia #aph germany #aph holy roman empire #hello lovelies! #anon asks #anon ask #thank you lovely! #aph veneziano #aph italy #tbh anon i think they would all be amazing parents in their own ways #and i don't think his partner wanting to or not wanting to have kids would make or break a relationship for him #ESPECIALLY with his weird relationship to immortality #he has his friends he has his family and he has the memories of raising two amazing little boys #i already wrote myself a self-indulgent piece about co-babysitting with this man and 'fencing' with 'lightsabers' how dare you target me #anon this was so unfair i am Yearning Again #jk ily this was a really good series of questions #hope everyone is doing well today/tonight! #aph gilbert beilschmidt #hws gilbert beilschmidt #hetalia gilbert beilschmidt

[harrowharkwife]

I can’t believe I just woke up to this 😅 Does the whole sperm donor theory comes just from the TVline snippet? Fandom absolutely skipped over the obvious threesome suggestion (quite possible as Eddie “gets involved” with the singer and if it implies something even remotely romantic for Eddie we know how Buck gets) and jumped straight to sperm donor thing? Threesome is sort of close to Buck’s current storyline of being single and realising he’s better being alone for now but the last time he talked about being a father was in season 1 maybe. No offence but it’s the most outlandish theory ever since “Maddie is actually Buck’s mother”. Am I missing something that makes it so believable to others?

cranky cause you can't handle fun theories, huh?

POV im washing this rancid ask down the drain

#just say you hate fun and go? oh my god #also like. it's 3% based off the snipett and 97% based on functional media comprehension skills #which based on the fact that you genuinely seem to think a? threesome? plotline? is more likely? #on this incredibly safe for work primetime fox procedural? #you seem to be lacking! anyway 🥰 #also the singer doesn't happen for like 3 episodes after animal instincts babes. it's two different plots! keep up! #also how are you gonna ship buddie and say buck hasn't thought about being a father since season 1. the fuck? make it make sense LOL #also people have already been theorizing about sperm donor buck for weeks now BECAUSE OF HIS FUCKING DONOR BABY PLOTLINE? HELLO? #sorry i was bitchy and mean in these tags anon im sure you meant well. its yom kippur and im having a celiac disease flare #im just cranky and very fond of this theory lol

[yoshiintheweb]

soooooo

any stories about learning how to use a bow(and crossbow) at 11?

cause that sounds like that would have lots of stories

👀

-🪷

HI Lotus!!!

So the story starts in the fact that my hometown has a castle, ya know your totally average town in Europe. And I'm pretty sure that everywhere where's a castle there's this stand with wooden medival weapons.

So as children we went there with our parents once. Im not sure about the year but it was something around 2011 (tho it might as well be 2010 or 2012 i can't remember exactly). And you know, children are children they want stuff. So we ended up with wooden bow and wooden crossbow with one arrow/bolt as it was sold as a package deal. And thats how i got to learn how to use it! Thats also like the solo reason why I found it easy to use crossbow but not bow, i was weak as heck and couldn't draw the string of the bow properly. The cross bow was easier bc it had a trigger so you didn't need that much amount of it.

Honestly I don't remeber much other then shooting styrofoam blocks with home made shooting targets drawned on them with black permament marker. We had in our backyard for some reasons (i think they were like construction materials? My dad to this day keeps a lot of construction materials so i guess they were left overs from some kind of house flip he did. But yeah I still have them, and I can shot them, tho i have no idea where did the bolt go, and my aim is shit, so i prefere a sword if I for some reasons need to use a medival weapon. (Which i don't have like at all)

#Hi hello this was sitting for ages in my drafts #so yeah nothing fancy #tho i pick up that bow like two years ago and it can do some serious damage #TO A GYPSUM BOARD LIKE THE ONE IN THE WALLS #not humans this bow didnt draw blood never ever #the question section #we just got a letter! we just got a letter! wonder who it's from? #The Lotus Anon

[moregraceful]

kasper do you have any thoughts on the seattle kraken. matty beniers/shane wright specifically can i sell you on a narrative that's not fully there but basically cool calm collected future captain and his train wreck future A motivated by spite

oh i love the seattle kraken, my hockey in laws! any team that gives jared mccann his forever home and allows him to thrive has my whole heart. also love whatever the fuck is going on with chris driedger and philipp grubauer, particularly in that video where they are shirtless on a boat. i do not pay attention to team umich and do not care to beyond what my friends tell me, however i do feel very fond of matty benier, like a cool rock you find on a beach and take home to put on your shelf. and i think shane wright's angst is very funny but wish to see him under a better coach (hakstol 🔪🔪). i am following their developing narrative with great interest and i think in a couple of seasons we're gonna have something good! future fic abt them would be delicious 🧐

also i am sure you have read this but to everyone else reading this, i recommend bropunzling's "one-two punch". it is a good slice of horny dev camp with absolutely perfect tension and a great shane pov!

#ofc my recommendation is as always to just wholesale make shit up if the narrative is not there #gimme that love in the time of climate change arena future fix u know #i have a lace seattle kraken christmas tree ornament #one of two corporate franchise inspired ornaments allowed on my tree! #(the other is cookie monster) #tl;dr yes. love the krakene. wish to see them have much success and happiness #ALSO I THINK. now that i'm on a roll. there's a great story to be told in jordan eberle watching shane and matty and being like #damn i should call taylor maybe. these guys kinda remind me of us :( and then he doesn't bc that time of his life is over #there's a lot of interesting things you can do with the vets in that room and the ways their rookies are developing around them #i find it a very interesting locker room bc it's a bunch of guys that everyone kinda counted out last year + plus andre burakovsky #and then their rotating cast of rookies and guys percolating in the ahl (hello joey daccord i love u joey daccord) #i think there's a lot you can do with that idea of- we're creating a future for this team. we're the start but our work is to set the stage #for guys like matty and shane and joey but also like kole lind and ville petman and all their dozens of draft picks #there's a lot there about creating a future #a lot abt setting these kids up for success by creating a strong locker room and good relationships with the fanbase and a strong identity #with the city #and i think a lot of their older guys are really aware of that #anyway. yes. love those squids #cage replies #anon #another banner day in the kasper birdcage tags i see

[outpost-31]

Araneri? I never thought I'd hear from you again, specially not here out of any place. You don't know how often I look at the phone number you left us, would you even answer? Take care darling, we've missed your eyes.

" ...Oh. Oh, shit.

I.. Honestly, I thought you'd forgotten about me. Why did you never call? Why would you keep that number if you never bothered to reach out? Do you know how many nights I sat by that goddamn phone instead of sleeping, waiting for you? Every single time my phone rang, I was hoping it was you. Could you ever understand that? I doubt it.

I would've answered. I never bother with unfamiliar calls, but.. You never gave me your number, you know. I couldn't reach out. I could only wish for you. Do you know how pathetic I felt, that way? I should hate you. I should've given up on you.

You told me all that time ago, when I left, to keep an eye on my stand. You told me you hoped no-one would ever have to see the cruelty its capable of again. Honestly, I can't say that hope of yours went anywhere. But..

You wanted me to be better, didn't you? That's why I could never stay. I.. I've done so many things you should despise me for. But you still gave me a chance. You knew I had potential, same as I always believed.

If I told you I was a better man, would you let me come home? That's all you wanted, isn't it? I swear I'm good. You know that I am. I've tried. More than I ever have with anything else. I can't take these night terrors much longer.

Don't ignore me. Please don't leave me alone.

I need you. "

.. Tragedy. You all wanted soft Araneri, I suppose. but this isn't really soft. its just desperation

#hes only ever missed two people in his entire life. #seeing something like this would make him break down into tears #whys he opening up so much you ask . we all know his habits. when he gets upset #this ask is cruel and unusual punishment for him #asks #ask game #anon #araneri tag #THE CRUELTY OF SENDING IN AN ASK AS SOMEBODY FROM HIS PAST. HELLO?

[magnusbae]

how do you see enough of something to have blocked a hundred?? what have you blocked? I’ve only got two things blocked and both were just me trying to get danny phantom off my dash

WHAT HAVE I NOT BLACKLISTED 😂

First of all every book title in long series of books that I don't want to get spoiled over, including all "shortened" names of said books.

Every single political terminology in existence as I refuse to have my silly free time tainted by stress.

Every single new obsession the people I follow have and I'm not interested in. I get easily overwhelmed by long dash and I wish it neat.

Every single new show I am planning to watch at some point of my life, and wish not to get major spoilers through accidental and random post in someone's blog (thanks a lot for the The 100 finale spoiler I've gotten while going through a rewatch, never again)

Every single angst concept I wish not see, for instance, retireddream is one of those I have content word blocked and not just blacklisted LMAO (bustEd) and a few other concepts JUST AS FRIGGING DANIEL which I am still contemplating content blocking just "Daniel" if I see him ONE MORE TIME.

Normal stuff like ships I don't like LMAO, there's a few more things I blacklist but it's between me and god XD

#YOUR HOMEMENACE IS FERAL #now you know #lmao #I have the most elaborate blacklisting you've ever seen ngl #buns.txt #msg #anonymous #people who live their life blissfully with only TWO THINGS blocked are the true insane ones #(JK JK ANON HI HELLO thsnk you for messaging!!!!) #a lot of my blacklisting is precaution of the future rather than something showing so often I need to blacklist it #I plan ahead of time on what I rather not see after a really bad day at work #you know?