#to cook

[lianabrooks]

ROASTED PEPITAS - Recipe

I'm sorry, but roasted pepitas fresh from the oven, still popping and crackling?

THE BEST SNACK EVER.

- 1 cp fresh pepitas (hulled pumpkin seeds/the green inner bit) - 1 tsp high heat oil (vegetable, peanut, avocado, ect) - 1 tsp mixed spices (garlic powder, onion powder, chili powder, ect) - salt to taste

Seriously, any spice will work for this. If you want them sugary, go for it. Try your favorite flavor combinations. I don't even measure, just eyeball it all. You want shine and flavor on all the pepitas.

1) Line a baking sheet with foil and turn the oven to 325F.

2) Dump pepitas and spices in the middle

3) Add oil and stir together until all the pepitas are shiny

4) Spread the pepitas out in a single layer.

5) Bake at 325F for 10 minutes.

Done.

As the pepitas cool you'll hear them crackling and popping. It means they were fresh and are now cooked and tasty. Eat them by themselves, put them on a salad, share with you friends if you want. I put mine in a tiny dish meant for dipping sauces and eat them at my desk.

Pepitas have 5g of protein, are high in calcium, and have a ton of magnesium. Which means they taste good and are good for your body, will help with muscle cramps, and boost your mood. they also have phosphorous, copper, and zinc.

If you're having a bad day or want a snack to get you to your next meal, make some pepitas. They'll keep well in a jar on the counter for about a week. And, when you make them at home, you control your flavors and salt levels so you don't need to worry about that. Make them as spicy or mild as you want!

#recipe #pepitas #pumpkin seeds #to cook #quick snack #healthy snack

[clatterbane]

Let me introduce to you, the swedish traditional autumn food. "Fläsklägg & Rotmos". 10 hours in the cooker made it perfect!

I had already been considering trying to make some of this (though probably in the Instant Pot), after seeing the appropriate ham hocks on sale pretty cheap. But, this post gave me another push! 😁

Besides that recent root vegetable heavy beef stew, I just used the other half of that chuck for a pot roast with the same veggies the other day. It wasn't all root vegetables; there was stalk celery in there too!

That kind of seasonal delight has been tasting particularly good to me lately, okay? 😊 It's so fresh and seasonal and cheap!

Not sure everyone in the house would be as enthused at the prospect of more turnips quite yet, however. Even in my best attempt at Proper Swedish Style this time. Minus any parsnips, because I do have some limits where root veggies are concerned.

(Not that this is really very different from the recent basic hillbilly pot roast, except for the type of meat and mashing the vegetables up together rather than just leaving them in big chunks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Blame the Scots way back, probably.)

Anyway, some guy making it on the stove:

[Traditional Swedish Husmanskost - Rotmos med Fläsklägg - Root vegetable mash with hamhock.]

#food #recipes #to cook #ham hocks #root vegetables #swedish food #fläsklägg #rotmos #seasonal produce #Youtube

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave! #not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

#food #cooking

[pocketss]

mmm soob

#comics #these guys consider cooking to be a respectable branch of magic #as powerful as any other arcane skillset #yeah man nice divine incantation #check out this beef bourguignon tho

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

#mine #I’ll follow a recipe if I’m cooking for others but for myself? babygirl I just throw in whatever sounds good

[mudanonaito]

#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious In Dungeon #dungeonmeshiedit #senshi #dmgifs #mygifs #this was so funny to me jdsaghjsdhg idk why #this is exactly how i look waiting for my water to boil when im cooking #500 #1k #5k #10k

[rachelc000000k]

#rachel c00k #rachek cook #sexy titts #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #rachelcook #sexy breast #18+ only #amazing body #beautiful views #beauty

[memesandmylife]

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t recommend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

#winsome’s wailings #cooking #recipes #easy recipes #hellofresh

[indra-sexygirl]

Rachel cook is beautiful…

#beauty #mavrin #beautiful ass #nice buns #amazing body #perfect round butt #beautiful model #spank my bum #spank my ass #beautiful body #cook rachel #rachel c00k #rachelcook #beauttiful girls #tumblr girls #girl butts #gif #so yummy #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #perfect back view #perfect bum #perfect butt #sexy titts #sexy breast

[oflights]

the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

#it's november obvs #december is not like this!! #today after work i shut the macbook i got into bed and i played that fruit tetris game #while listening to something called 'lofi roman empire' #for 1.5 hours #zero wrinkles in the brain after that completely smooth #and then somehow i cooked dinner

[fullyfazed]

They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food

#dungeon meshi #senshi dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #comic #not pictured is giovanni potage whos also telling me to make soup #and the medieval cooking music playlist i put on

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function #with sleep #getting ready for work #commute #cooking #and errands #I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day #and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do #and that's with a very short commute #if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work #i see my friends like once every few weeks or months #because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising #and none of us even have kids or anything!!

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#food #cooking #relatable #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor