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pockyblush · 1 year
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Puss: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Death: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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seethesin · 8 months
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Death, to Puss: It’s a coffin. There’s a name engraved on it: whore! It’s empty, AND YOU’RE GOING IN-
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ladymalchav · 6 months
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Izzy: You're surrounded by family. They love you.
Archie: I barely know the man...
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cactvssprout · 1 year
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maybe this is mean but flashing shane’s skinny little arm when she lifted the sledgehammer & then going into a cringey thirst trap scene was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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kittytism · 2 years
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garraty : you use humor to cope with your feelings
olson : thanks
garraty : I didn't say that's a good thing
olson : what I hear is that you think I'm funny
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bakersfilm · 2 years
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Garraty: What are you doing?
Stebbins, drawing a pentagon on the floor: You told me to satanize the house.
Garraty: I asked you to SANITIZE.
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storybounded · 1 year
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I think the most amusing thing, after watching the Puss: TLW, is watching the new trend of FNAF 3d animators going ham with iconic quotes of the movie. And they are doing it so quick too, and all are rather high quality. I'm both very impressed but it's also pretty hilarious haha.
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un-holy-girls · 3 years
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randomnumbers751650 · 2 years
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Sekibanki: I guess I'm too tough to cry.
Kagerou: Just today you were crying about Waka.
Sekibanki: She doesn't have any legs!
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pockyblush · 1 year
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Puss: Everyone has their demons.
Puss grabbing Death: This one's mine.
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Conversation
Interviewer: If you guys weren't participating in the Long Walk, what would your future plans be?
Art Baker: I’d go back to the city and be a Folk singer.
Interviewer: How about you, McVries?
McVries: I’d go back to the city and watch him be a Folk singer.
Interviewer: Stebbins?
Stebbins: I’d probably go burn the city.
Garraty: I’d probably be in urinal manufacturing...
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Check off even one goddamn reason why I shouldn’t hit you right in the face:
Puss: I took the oath never to get punched.
Kitty: My face is filled with boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you hit me.
Perrito: Your fist is so pristine!
Death: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm.
Goldi: When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold up a bucket in front of my face and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous.
Baby: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day.
Mama: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour.
Papa: My teeth are not yet ready to be harvested.
Jack: It would be way too rewarding.
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binarystarkillers · 3 years
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[skipping stones]
Garraty: it’s such a beautiful evening
McVries, under his breath: take that you fucking lake
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kittytism · 2 years
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peter: studies show you are the most beautiful person ever
ray: source?
peter: me
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bakersfilm · 2 years
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Garraty: The moon looks so pretty tonight.
McVries: Just like you.
Garraty: *blushes*
[outside]
Baker: Should we tell them that’s a tortilla you threw at the window?
Abraham: Nah.
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