#timing really is a funny thing /j

[cozy-the-overlord]

The fact that I went to the concert in between Maroon and You’re On Your Own Kid will haunt me for the rest of my days

#absolutely nothing against our song or you are in love #i adore both of those songs #but *gosh* #my two favorites on midnights #timing really is a funny thing /j #~~for legal reasons this is all very lighthearted~~ #~~I’m incredibly grateful that I got to go this tour at all~~ #taylor swift

[kindledrose]

goofy hermit doodles!! because uhh why not!!

#cubfan135 #zedaph #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #sorry for making zed purple-coded do you still love me /j (it's kind of a magenta. so.) #this was my first time drawing cub (unless you count scraps of doodles from like 2019 that i probably lost a while ago) !! #and as such it was a definite learning process! i could definitely draw him better now i think but this one turned out okay for now #i still feel like i didn't do him justice though.. i'll try again tomorrow #zed on the other hand came out fantastic and then i proceeded to not be able to draw him well ever again (he's from a few days ago) #fun fact i was trying to write a desert duo-centric little story a couple days ago and i randomly put cub in as a placeholder character for #-scar to talk to in a scene and my entire story accidentally became about convex instead. whoopsies #also zed lives in scar's basement. cub does too but he actually pays rent. they don't know about zed so it's funny #scar's house is a theme park. his basement is a hole #it's a whole thing. why am i talking about this? i don't know i'm really tired ok #doodles #reblogs super appreciated as always :D

[astrito]

I... I just wanted to draw a little doodle, but... I got silly...

#art-strito #swatchton #cw suggestive #<- i think!!??! i dont rlly know lol #anyway this is rlly funny to me bc #i got some requests on fb #and then proceeded to ignore them and draw le funni puppet and bird #um!!!! thats because im cute and cool like that obviously /j #another thing that is funny to me is swatch trying so hard to act disgusted #what i think is. they did find it unpleasant at first but with time that really changed hm!! #I don't know. hehe

[anxiously-sidequesting]

To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope

#this post is lighthearted btw JELAJWODJTU i aint actually mad #but like...... malistaire as a villain is kinda mid though im sorry. IM SORRY ill take the L opinion if i have to #its one thing if he lost his wife to unfair systematic negligence or thru someone else's doings or smth but. no she just got sick bro 😐 #HWMSNFLEKSDIDOA EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WILL GIVW A BAD OPINION AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. i cant be right ALL the time /j #like if i dont focus on malistaire's motives and just his ACTIONS he seems super metal #but then he does ALLLLL of that heinous shit because his wife died. like thats absolutely very sad but damn get a grip #(fandom starts breaking in my windows and drags me out into the street) IM SORRY IM SORRY LOOK ITS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA #ive never been invested in those Mr. Freeze types of villains where a person they love dies due to normal circumstances- #and they go fucking BERSERK. they LOSE IT. they go like “well okay fuck the entire world i guess nothing matters” and then kill people #LIKE IF IT'S DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY I CAN BE INVESTED but more often than not to me? its just kind of funny #like “okay damn there was only ONE person keeping you from being a national criminal? okay” #and you know what? thats a mood actually. thats a mood #without my cat i probanly would have become the president by now #for some reason its a little diff for me if its like a child you lost and idk why #like if malistaire lost a kid instead of his wife id probably be more inclined to feel bad and thats terribly fucked up JSLSJSJSJ #you know what its also bias because in some shape or form i relate to all the other villains. morganthe and duncan especially #whereas in malitsaire's case i have never been married. which i mean doesnt stop me from tryna be more synpathetic i guess but im just not #ONCE AGAIN FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM AND SULVIA. like losing someone to sickness or any reason really is a serious thing #but in terms of a fictional setting with fictional characters where one of them decides to commit genocide over it? 🧍 like okay boo u do u #i will gladly give up my mantle for the “most reasonable opinions” guy in the fandom foe this one. i deserve it #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts #malistaire drake

[michael-pemulis]

even if you don’t play DnD definitely go see honor among thieves; it’s super fun and well-done and accessible to people who’ve never played. if you want a slightly enhanced experience, do what I did an go with folks who do play, and ask them some of their favorite settings, character types, creatures, or tropes on the way over so you can be delighted when you recognize something.

#I was so thrilled to know about the underdark #and owlbears and mimics #really enhanced my delight #dndhat #dadhat #idk how long it’s been since I went to the movies #years probably #but it was so much fun #i was really impressed by how enjoyable the movie was for me #not knowing any of the tropes or lore or such #very accessible. they talk in interviews about using structures viewers will be familiar with to ease them into the setting #and they do a good job of not getting bogged down in terminology and just showing what things are/do #at the same time there are tons of settings and creatures and items that the friends I went with could recognize and enjoy #most weren’t plot related but they obviously added to the atmosphere #fight scenes were great #dialogue was funny #and there were a few times where you could even intuit mechanics despite it not being part of the movie #j next to me in the theater: persuasion check #or the dm making a complicated puzzle or obstacle course only for the party to immediately break it or go around #rip thank you for your service

[quaranmine]

i think firewatch au is therapizing me

#no but there's at least two separate times that i have written something into the fic #and then retroactively realized months later it was About Something else #that's something funny i think #that i can write themes and stuff without???? knowing what i'm Actually??? writing about???? #@ my brain i dont really like when you do things without my knowledge or consent u know #feel like we should've been briefed before that got put into the fic /j

[britneyshakespeare]

throughout the series of drake and josh it pretty consistently implies that josh nichols is a christian (josh peck is jewish) and in the finale of the series helen (played by yvette nicole brown, not jewish[?]) is portrayed as a practicing jew

#i dont have a problem w either of those things necessarily i just find it interesting #if i had to guess. drake and josh was a mainstream that didnt wanna touch on religion generally #but josh was kind of a dork and usually when josh's religious beliefs are implied it is in dorkish ways #such as praying and thanking the lord after he has his first kiss. #but since dan schneider is jewish perhaps he wanted to make helen have a jewish wedding in the finale? #not that there needs to be a reason. but u do notice occasional jewish-related jokes in d&j but none of them are what you could call #offensive. in good faith that is. 'eric is a pacifist' 'i thought he was jewish?' like come on #text post #i have been rewatching drake and josh recently and i have had so many thoughts #im almost done. i just have left that stupid dance episode that they premiered last for the stupid reason #of a special dance-themed premiere night in fall 2007. they premiered the third episode of icarly and a new zoey 101 on the same night #which i think is so stupid. they should've aired really big shrimp last. it messed w my understanding of the series at the time lol #i remember not really knowing that the show was ENDING. like i knew icarly was starting & miranda was doing that #i thought really big shrimp was like just another special like go hollywood. #and then like two days later they premiered the helicopter episode for some reason #and i was like why is drake not famous in this. he just had a number 1 song in a superbowl commercial #and then a month later the dance one. which. if anything is satisfying about that as a final episode it's just that #that unnamed girl from the blues brothers episode who is obsessed w drake shows up again and congratulates them #and the very final line of the series is 'who is she?' because. because really who IS she? #that's a funny enough throwback to wrap things up with i suppose #drake and josh wasn't a highly serialized show so i can see how they could air those after the intended finale and act like it didn't matte #but i have to tell you it did fuck with my brain a bit at the time. lol. i still think of those episodes as having 'happened' after #and on paramount plus those episodes are still placed after really big shrimp. the injustice #but thats kinda messy. what a weird way to end such an influential and popular sitcom #season 4 had a few lowpoints while still also having some VERY solid episodes. #idk. ill have to continue my series review another time im getting way too longwinded here #helen dubois is jewish

[purple-genius]

#⭑☣⭑ YOU HAVE ONE (1) NEW MESSAGE FROM: DONATELLO { Donnie’s Logs } #⭑☣⭑ Hey remember that one time we did that one thing { Memory } #remembering specifically scenes in bug busters that apply to posts I see on my dash #remembering I was quiet when Raph and Mikey jumped Leo about “upsetting” Big Mama #because how was I to respond??? #Leo didn't actually do anything to upset her!! He didn't do anything wrong!! #But I get the feeling I kept quiet because Raph would've jumped me too and there would've been a fight??? #remembers I'd made a comment that episode too about “another classic Raph Leo fight” while in one of the traps I made #us jokingly: haha don't tell Raph about the bees!!! #us now after we found this out: actually genuinely don't tell Raph it's not /j anymore it's /srs #don't tell [x] is still funny though #but not don't tell Raph #man our family was kinda fucked wasn't it #don't tell leo im in the tags /j #I know he'll see this eventually lmao #not really trying to hide it #just in the tags bc it feels like whispering

[mad-hunts]

okay, yeah, barton is a bad guy — that is pretty much a given but what if i told y'all that i got this image of him in my head of him dressed up in matching tuxedos with matilda and them just. attending a masquerade gala as part of some plot to get close to someone and actually not committing any atrocities, but they do do one small little... victimless crime near the end of it which might be Uh. Stealing some rich guys car on the way out or something and flipping him off as they drive off with it, laughing all the way, and it's honestly kind of funny in a bad way because WOW are they bold and perhapsss dare i say it's a little iconic because of the matching tux's + i just imagined them peeling out of the place in the poor guys car like why did they have to do him like that??

i mean it's obviously NOT Good that barton stole that guys car but he actually didn't hurt anyone and stealing the car wasn't even planned. it was just a spur of the moment decision, like i can just imagine them having this completely non-verbal exchange with their eyes once they see this SUPER expensive car in front of the place. because matilda just gets wide eyed like 'OOH, that is niceee' and barton just looks back at her like 'wanna steal it?' and of course she says 'yes, obviously,' like LMAOO idk i just thought it was kind of a nice deviance from the norm for them and they're bonding. criminally, mind you, but still bonding JSJSJ

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings. #ahh... see i told y'all that i would deliver with the fluff didn't i? / j LOL no but idk why this popped up in my head but i just had to- #post it on here bc barton actually not hurting anyone like i said here and only doing something for the mischief of it is. i hate to say it #but it may be KIND of iconic like i said in this little drabble of mine. plusss i can just imagine the convo they had in the car being some #thing like ' hey sooo how long do you think he's going to go without getting another car to replace this one? ' and barton is just like #' HM good question. i'll give him about a week ' and matilda is just like ' oh? you wanna bet on that? because i think he'll get a new one #TOMORROW ' and then suddenly they're making a bet over when this random guy is going to buy another car bc they assume he is and whenever #one of them is proven wrong ( probably barton in this case TBH ) he is just such a sore loser about it but in an amusing way like he's #acting like he's physically pained by it and it's like JSJSJ he really does have the capacity to be funny in a non-mean way sometimes #he just doesn't want to a majority of the time because he's him ☠️ but yeahhh i hope you guys liked this little ramble of mine LOL

[monty-glasses-roxy]

On another note, it's actually kinda hard to draw references for all the guys I wanna draw references for because of the simple fact the vast majority of my drawing ability is hyperfocused on quadruped animals.

If you're a visual artist of any kind and you see this post, I am challenging you to go and draw something you've never drawn before right now. Like if you draw humans, go draw some hamsters and if you draw dogs go draw some chickens or something. If you've never drawn horses much before go draw some of them and try your best not to make them look like a dog with a funny face. Go have fun with that right now

#pop rox talks #obviously this is an optional thing lmao #nothing humbles you more than laughing at your fucked up little guys #I'm messing with this post but if anyone actually does this... can I see? #and yeah horses are really funny they're naturally just Like That whadda hell #anyway anyone wanna collab a roxy and cassie piece with me so I dont have to draw cassie /j #anywhey wait #wait a sec I used to do commissions when I was in sixth form (for in-game money not actual money) #most of those were furries #how did I do that wait god damn was I any good at it then did I just Forget how to do it #wouldn't be the first time ngl #I know I wasn't as good then and I've definitely improved in some aspects but #did I do this okay???? did I???? well shit guess who's going through their old artwork!!! #I love that actually it's very fun and feels amazing to see where you came from #but also maddening cause sometimes you look at it and go 'wait how did I do that????' and you have NO IDEA how you did it #like!!! I used to be able to paint digitally!!! me!!! painting digitally!!!! #I could do that!!!! can I do it now? NO!!! I have NO IDEA how I did that!!! #I mean I could if I put the time in to figure it out again but I just!!! picked it up!!!! back then!!! like magic!!!! #how the FUCK did I do that???? #anyway that's it that's the post bye

[trenchcoatsbi]

helloo! i’m in a silly goofy mood and riding high off a fit of insomnia from excitement for my plans tomorrow (going on a bit of an adventure out in nature!), so could i get a moodboard with shitposts/memes and the like that fit me? i dunno if i need to specify themes on this one, but family, adventure, and assorted chaotic vibes are encouraged haha! -🌾🪶

p.s. this blog cameoed in a dream i had during a nap i took today so congrats for worming your ways into my subconscious i guess lmfao

yippee I guess our silly trenchcoat disguise worked we have successfully snuck into ur dreams lol

this took forever sorry lol. I had an whole zero amount of ideas when this came in but luckily I managed to piece something vaguely fun together. hope ur doing well and also hope you like the silly photos i have gathered for you -za

#phil posts #🌾🪶 anon #moodboards #osmp philza kin #osmp s2 kin #osmp kin #philza kin #idk what the vibe is i just went and grabbed things that made me think of u vale #well that and the last one which i just thought was really funny #ppl should name their children after war criminals actually it would amuse me #i didnt really get the themes you specified in there but in my defense i was in a silly goofy mood /j #this was a fun one tho fr never did anything like it and had a fun time digging around for stuff to put in it :D

[lockedtowers]

seeing ppl in the tags super used to the j/apperwock(y) in b/urton's alice and then getting mad at how 'ugly' the s/yfy version is is absolutely hilarious to me bc the s/yfy version is literally just lifted from the original illustrations

#its like am/erican m/cgee's only he added a few things to it #it originally WAS that ugly #also when they're mad like 'WHY DID THEY NOT ADD THE Y' bc it doesnt have a y #the POEM is j/abberwocky #the CREATURE is the j/abb/erWOCK #wanna say anything abt the a/lice version laugh at the laughability of the C/GI bc like #yes it was 2009 but the c/gi is kind of laughable at times #still good for the time. but laughable. the budget was really noticeable there #or when ppl are like 'they should have just kept b/urtons and left this mess' BITCH S/YFYS WAS FIRST #the similarities are funny bc s/yfy was a whole YEAR before b/urtons came out #and dont get me wrong i like/love b/urtons to a point but #you can't claim they copied one that was still being filmed #when theirs was being released #the trailers were already coming out like omg #its so funny but so wild at the same time that the discourse is #STILL in those tags after all this itme #s/yfy alice was 15 years ago now in abt 6ish months #b/urtons was 14 #it's not even a competition esp when we know d/s doesnt need defense or help w anyhting #lol #tbd #anyways love my ugly ass giant duck lizard #'oh he doesnt look fearsome' no he looks dorky but honestly being almost murdered by a beast that looks like that #that WOULD be terrifying as many can say when you think you're safe bc its dorky looking but then it ends up being the worst #out.

[skhardwarevers1]

alrighty good news is I know why I am so irritable and emotional bad news is it won’t be over for a few days

#And that’s the news on being afab #Yall send help I am going to CRY if things don’t go exactly right with nothing bad EVER for the next six ish days #Was trying to see if someone was in a room and literally was in the verge of tears after knocking with no response why am I like this 😭 #All I want is to light some incense </3 please </3 #S.K complains about being afab again /j #S.K thinks #Funny thing is this happens every time like I’ll be like “hey why do I want to cry and kill everyone at the same time” #“And also why am I in constant pain and really really want some good fucking soup” #And then I wake up and get hit with the “so that’s fucking why” feeling #You’d think I’d learn lmao

[coffee-bat]

huge announcement everyone:

for the first time in my life, i have gotten the elusive Heartburn

#it had to happen someday😔 pray for me /j #ramble #personal #it was so funny though bc it took me so long to realize what it is #like it started in the car earlier when i was really nauseous and stressed (taking my cat to the vet) #so i just suddenly got this really intense heat in my chest cavity and i chalked it up to weird stress symptoms #now it's back and i actually had time to focus on it and yeah guys that's it. incredible. my first heartburn at 21 years old lol #(i briefly thought it was a heart attack) #i think it's kinda funny when something is so accepted as a universal/common experience that it's never actually explained to you- #-so when it actually happens to you you don't realise and spend hours confused THEN find out it was this common thing everyone talks abt lol

[embers-burning-bright]

reminder to parents; don't threaten your kid with a "you will regret not visiting us. these family members will die any day now". just generally a bit uncool I'll be honest.

#embers-hoots #death #parental abuse #look man i don't really make posts about this atm but. fuck! #ive been feeling funny today and the last thing i needed was my dad #who hasn't spoken to me in fucking months #sending me an essay with all this shit in it #the last time i saw him he told me my partner was grooming me and the leftist trans agenda (real words) has got me #this happened on My Masters Graduation Day #and i told him to not fucking speak to me for the rest of the time he was staying in my university town #and he kept it up this long #shame it wasn't longer bucko #anyway im gonna go get groomed by my lover /j #fuck man. literally in the best mental space ive ever been in my life. i refuse to be guilted back down #vent #i suppose #look theres an 80% chance ill delete this before the nights over don't mind me

[tbcanary]

yet again i say everyone who argues about what is and is not in character for jason needs to stop fighting each other and unite against our common enemy, scott fucking lobdell

#i'm looking back through outlaws for an edit #and like i have such. feelings. i have so many feelings. #this is the first comic i read! and there are parts of it i still genuinely enjoy and which tug at my emotions in certain ways! #but going back to it now after having read other things is so. like. #what the fuCK #WHAT THE FUCK !!! #it's funny to me. it's honestly hysterical. like i'm not mad about it to be clear i've been cackling over it for an hour #i think it's so. like. why did they do this. why did they give jason evil-sensing blades and a background with a magical monk society #why did they do roy so dirty. why did they do KORI so dirty. #i love the three of them as a relationship and a dynamic but so much of this comic is absolute nonsense kjvnxkbjngk #anyway. ANYWAY. #i will die on the hill of like. the reason why everyone has such warped views of jason is because his rewrites have completely changed him #like every single aspect of him #multiple times #and so it's really hard actually to get a grip on who he is! because like. do you want the bloodthirsty one who kept trying to kill tim. #or do you want the somewhat relatable (weakly written) young lost man looking for love and family wherever he can get it #or do you do what i do and treat them as two separate characters in two separate boxes in your mind closet #so that you don't have to consider the fact that everything about him is absolute jumbled fucking nonsense #this also goes for j/a/y/r/o/y. a ship i absolutely adore and love. #it's very like. ok which version of jason tho. which version of roy. it had better not be outlaws roy i will gut you-- #i have so many feelings about this little trio. this post is brought to you by jason saying kori would never have to know life without him. #THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLATONIC. ALLEGEDLY. NORMAL BESTIE MOMENTS. #ugh. ugh ugh guhhhhgiuuhbngjkn ugh. #don't cancel me for enjoying some parts of outlaws ok. i have a complicated relationship it's not uncritical it's just that i love them. #text.tb