#tik tok is eh

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

When I search up modern warfare content on YouTube thinking I’ll get the same kind of content I find on here but instead it’s dude bros midmaxing and throwing tantrums 😔

#honestly #tumblr is the only safe place for this fandom #tik tok is eh #I like the edits #I still want funny YouTube videos of the characters #like #Gaz being a cutie for 9 mins #or ghost being sassy for 10 #idk

[evilyeuc-c]

#original vid by abizzare_bacone on tik tok #regretevator #regretevator mannequin mark #regretevator wallter #does this count as wallmark #eh whatever #wallmark

[calkale]

i owe everything to the tik tok girlies who posted the miles teller shoulder shimmy in may 2022

#my mom asked if i wanted to see tgm and i was like eh idk #then i saw the tik toks of That and i was like hmm ill bite #and boy i have been BITING ever since #top gun maverick

[titan-god-helios]

fully prepared to fail my physics test tomorrow AYEEEEEEEE

#i couldnt even start revising #i went from playing amongus to tumblr to discord to tik tok #eh at least i looked through my notes a bit #i should be fine

[mysharona1987]

#Social media #tik tok #news #usa #us #eh... #biden

[snobgoblin]

i understand some of the g3 criticisms but if your only criticism is "I think it looks bad" understand that's completely a you problem and I'm gonna see you as a fun sucker that just hates anything new for no reason

#also hot take alert #anyone criticising it for being too tik tok-y.... bestie thats just what modern punk goth etc has become #its become completely fucking desecrated and clean and thats not a fault of the dolls or the designers #thats a fault of capitilism #the designers are following trends. like theyve always done. the trends are to blame #also i think theyre cute anyway so like eh #if you try to argue w me i will block you i dont care enough to argue

[harringtonslastbraincell]

To post a pro-Billy comment on an anti-Billy tik tok or not to post….that is the question

#eh fuck it #I survived 1D stan twitter I can take care of myself #billy hargrove #dacre montgomery #tik tok #imma get my ass draggged but I stand up for my homie Billy smh

[take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar]

{i’m having a moment of the dumb i can’t work out how to post this as an actual vid, but-- we have yet another example of Micchan and Dylan vibing on the same wavelength lol}

#{|ooc post|} #{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|} #i should be writing-- but instead i've fallen into a binge of his tik toks again and i apologize lol

[devotedlystrangewizard]

i have such strong memories related to black sails like. it was my mom's birthday. during a weekend. think 2018/2019. we went away for the weekend to this. place. idk what its called in english but yk rent a tiny house for like a few days. whatever. i can remember what it looked like. i sat on that couch watching black sails. my sister and i had to share a room and i managed to break the bed (not permanently) i had to sleep on & because even after fixing it i didnt trust it, i slept on the floor. it was on that floor that i watched s2 of black sails. it was on that floor that i saw that fucking scene that fundamentally changed me as a person. because. listen. black sails was one of the first shows id watched with a queer story. with not one but two major plot threads revolving around queer people's relationships. i remember sitting in the car in the dark as the rest of my family was ordering fries for us and i remember my mom going "hey look gay couple!" in a restaurant. it doesnt feel real. that entire weekend is a fever dream. i thought i was just watching a pirate show. the pirates were gay. the pirates were fucking gay bro. i cried over that show. i wept at the end of it. i had to play boardgames for my mom's birthday and pretend like i wasnt going insane because the pirates were gay and i was just. ough. i was 14 or 15 and i was barely out and i was new to being queer in any capacity and it was such an experience.

#i really think my extreme reactions as like. a 14ish year old to stuff like 'is hannibal in love with me' & the wedding crashing #in shadowhunters and the kiss in black sails. #i really think that shouldve clued me in on the fact that i was trans & gay. earlier. #which doesnt make sense since im also aromantic but eh. yk. seeing people like yourself on a screen for the first time #even before you know? wild. insane #current 13 year olds doing discourse on tik tok have never experienced the utter surprise that was black sails. #they have never experienced growing up to 12 unaware lesbians even EXISTED because queer people barely existed in media #i really feel like ive grown up alongside queer media. #just. i remember tlok. & shera. & adventure time. all kids shows! #& then ofmd? last year? i spent the entire time convinced id get queerbaited #i started watching it when episode 4 had just aired and i. i thought it was queerbait. #it wasnt until they actually kissed that i sat there like. huh. spn really did fuck with my head #DO YOU KNOW. HOW FUCKIGN INSANE IT WAS. TO SEE A NONBINARY PERSON #criticize monster/robot nonbinary characters all you like but when i first saw double trouble i was just. #getting to witness o14's development since season of dawn in real time was also amazing #idk. #i think writing valerian has made me really really emotional about gay middleaged men again #also its late. and i miss black sails. i should rewatch black sails

[samuel-de-champagne-problems]

SHES TOO CUTE OMG

the way her head popped out from the side lol and the stars and hearts too cute omg

#asks #grecy hi #when she’s active on tik tok I get antsy #but we already got a new eh book so I’m good

[sharkorok]

all eyes on you (enhypen)

or the moments that make everyone think you’re dating

cw/genre: idol!reader, reader doesnt have specified gender but implied to be a female, fluff, so cute bye, secret relationships, humor, u have delulu fans

requested: naurrr

a/n: ehe thx for 100 followers :) I hope my writing makes u happy because knowing people read my works makes me super duper happy! luv uuuu

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heeseung

-at an awards show your outfits were matching, like very obviously matching

-matching bracelets, you had one on your left wrist and he had one on the right, the colors matched each other, same style and aesthetic…

-he gets v nervous but also you were in some dating rumors with another idol so…he wouldn’t be mad if he was next tbh….BUT THEN UR GROUP WAS ASSIGNED NEXT TO HIM??

-dawg was sweating the whole time trying not to admire you and how cute you two looked

-but no every one of those “enhypen mma reaction” or “heeseung reaction focus” showed him very clearly staring at you 😭, twt had a field day with you two

-he can’t help it, you looked so good and how can he keep his eyes off his lovely s/o when they’re all dressed up + matching?? seriously his management was insane for putting him so close to you

-and when all groups were leaving he was seen literally sprinting to be closer to you

-ya dispatch didn’t even need to confirm anything after that awards show

the others r below!

jay

-during a live he got his guitar out and started playing all your favorite songs

-and this was literally a day after you named your favorite songs

-then to make it worse he was like “yeah these are y/n’s favorite songs don’t they have good music taste?” and then he kept talking about you and staff was sweating while watching istg

-the way he talked about you tho,,he either had a massive crush on you or you two were dating

-the ship edits the next day were insane honestly some of your fans need to get into the editing business because you genuinely believed a photo of him holding your waist was taken at inkigayo

-he doesn’t even try to hide how much he likes you istg, he goes out of his way to talk to you at awards shows and always films challenges with you, he gives the shippers so much content

-then another time jay cooked your favorite food in a vlog and specifically said it was your favorite food, name dropping and everything

-literally no one is surprised that you two are confirmed dating after a while.

jake

-accidentally went on live while talking about you

-he fully believed he closed out of the app when he was talking to jay and saying stuff like, “I’m really excited to see her at the performance, I hope we have time to hang out…” and then he hears notifications and sees that he was streaming and he nearly faints

-plays it off like he fully intended for everyone to hear that and continues like he planned on going live

-he’s also trying to hide the way his eyes flickered up to your rapid texts being like, “JAKE WHY ARE WE TRENDING ON TWITTER??”

-jay is behind the camera just trying not to laugh becuz how do you even recover from this one, literally all the comments are talking about you and him

-“y/n…? yeah ahahah I know her uh huh mhm anyways moving on” and his horrible deflecting skills are making it even more obvious

-and when you go on live?? oh u bet the comments are “did you see jake’s recent live?? are u cheating on us y/n?”

-u desperately distract by spoiling your comeback but there’s already 14k Tik toks analyzing every interaction you had with Jake and why you two are cosmically intertwined

sunghoon

-describes you to a T when asked about his ideal type

-he meant to just mention the broad details but he gets excited talking about u ok :(

-“yeah a good heart and around (your exact height), with (the hex code of your eye color) eyes, born on (your birthday), hobbies include (every single one of your hobbies) and also…(literally all the information under your kprofiles page)”

-ur fans catch on and are like “isn’t this literally y/n” and he’s like “omg nooo coincidence”

-it is NOT a coincidence bro he was fully thinking of you and only you during that interview

-anyways you don’t help the situation by describing him too when asked about your ideal type, but ur at least a tad less obvious 😭

-“yea I love guys who ice skate and stuff”

-u two definitely get scolded by management

sunoo

-sometimes he forgets to care about keeping things secret (like that lipton tea thing he did)

-so he’s showing fans his camera roll and he shows selfies you never posted before…in his camera roll…never before seen by anyone but him and you to the camera and is like

-“y/n’s visual is so perfect, right?”

-and yeah duh ur stunning and gorgeous but fans are distracted by your beauty for a second before being like “hm…how did he get those selfies and why r they in his camera roll”

-ur fans r thankful for the content tho so he kinda did everyone a favor

-but it’s a LITTLE suspicious…but neither of you address anything so it just festers a little

-until you two do a tik tok challenge together and he captions it with a heart emoji like oh my god 😭

-you’re not innocent either when you said “sunoo’s visual is so amazing” like both of you get some media training I beg

-everyone loves how obviously whipped you two are for each other tho :,)

jungwon

-accidentally exposes your polaroid in his phone case

-thankfully he has photos of his members and maeum but why were you there??

-he completely ignores it tbh he shows the photos to the camera and is like “these r the polaroids in my phone case. anyways.” n he’s playing it cool but internally he’s PANICKING

-“hopefully they didn’t see the heart I drew on the Polaroid,” he thinks foolishly

-we did.

-so you try to do some damage control on your own live when asked about why he has ur photo in his phone and ur like “oh we’re really close friends!!”

-n honestly that’s a good and healthy response because everyone has the right to their platonic relationships

-but jungwon’s heart he drew on your Polaroid was just a little bit tooooo suspicious…anyways this leads to fans over-analyzing every single interaction to the point you two weren’t allowed to be seen in a ten foot proximity at events for a while

-but at least it reminded jungwon to be more careful lolol

niki

-accidentally rizzes you up on live television

-you’re an mc for smth and you’re interviewing enhypen and you’re like, “oooh, some burning questions, what is your ideal type?”

-and Niki, with no hesitation fully goes, “you lol” and you see ur career flash before your eyes

-ur co mc is nervously laughing and niki realizes like oh wait we’re being broadcasted so he’s like “oh just kidding haha!!!” even though you two are making awkward eye contact while you’re mentally scolding him

-he’s so used to teasing and flirting with you in private so it’s a little hard to shake off in public

-anyways fans notice he’s looking at you a little too lovingly and being a little too genuine when he responded so it’s not long before you see ship edits on Twitter and tik tok

-doesn’t help when you answer the ideal type question with “someone who is playful and funny” thinking it was broad enough but ‘twas not <3

-he doesn’t really care too much but thought it was funny, even if he had to take a media training class again afterwards >:T

#enhypen drabbles #enhypen fluff #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #enhypen x reader #enha fluff #enha imagines #enhypen headcanons #enhypen reactions

[animeomegas]

There’s a tik tok trend where people refer to their partner as their spouse (when they’re in the bf gf stage) to see their reaction and I think this would just be too cute with the Naruto boys monarch😫😩 the alpha referring to the omegas as their husband to other ppl even when they’re dating 😫

Awww, so cute! I think they'd all have funny reactions haha. Here are my thoughts, Queen <3

If you referred to them as your husband before marriage:

Where's my ring? Where's my ring? Give me my ring then. Give it! Let's get married now, why wait, let's go: Naruto, Shikamaru, Lee, (non-massacre) Itachi

*Existential crisis*: Sasuke, Kankuro, Kakashi

Is this a hint?? Am I supposed to propose?? Did they mean to say it? Did they say it because it was easier? Panic, panic, panic: Shino, Yamato

Eh, you probably just wanted to say the more simple thing and move on. It helps people take your relationship more seriously, whatever: Kiba, Haku, Shisui (makes a flirty joke about it though)

Is a normal person, so he feels warm, maybe fantasises about what it'll be like when you do get married, but knows that it doesn't mean you have to get married right then and there: Chouji

Tingling nerves and anticipation. He WILL take this as meaning you're going to propose soon. If you don't propose within 3 months of saying this, he will be SAD: Neji

Assumes you said it by mistake. Corrects you: Gaara, Sai

WHAT?! Husband... ah, sdjfdjfhgdjfgsdfhg: Iruka, also Lee

Don't call him that: (canon) Itachi

#headcanons #a/b/o #omegaverse #naruto #sasuke #chouji #shikamaru #gaara #sai #kankuro #lee #neji #shino #kiba #iruka #kakashi #shisui #itachi #haku

[stinmybubs]

Random Convos W/ Katsuki!

AN: Just some random shit I say to my bf irl that I think Bakugou would have the funniest reactions to.

B. Katsuki x AFAB! Reader!

“Wanna have sex ?” You suddenly ask your hot headed boyfriend. In the middle of a very calm study session by the way.

“What?” He turns to you questioningly, because the whole setting wasn’t even remotely sexual.

“Nvm I joke!” You giggle turning your head away from the stunned boy.

“No, ya’ can’t just ask that then go back to what you were doing!” He grabbed your face and made you look at him.

“I’m pulling down your pants.” You say randomly as you stare into his eyes.

“What the fuck is wrong with you!” He lets goes of you. He should be used to your antics but you always ask these sort of questions at the most random moments it always caught him off guard.

“KATSSUUUUU~” you whine, kicking your feet on his bed.

“Eh?” He turns around from his desk to look at you.

“Why don’t you love me anymore?” You hug the pillow you were laying on, staring into Katsuki’s eyes.

“What the fuck are ya’ talkin about?” Katsuki’s angry scowl and confused faced almost made you burst into laughters.

“I just want you to love me! CHOOSE MEEEE!! Love me!” You whine, flipping into your back dramatically. Trying your best to keep his attention.

“I do love ya’! And if you wanna keep my love ya’ gonna stop yer’ whinin.” He gets up from his desk, ripping the pillow away from you.

“YOU DONT LOVE ME? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT KATSUKI!? I’m telling Mina.” You immediately reach for your phone on Katsuki’s bed side table but he smacks your arm with the pillow.

“I just said I still love ya’! Where did this all even come from??” He questioned, gently smacking you with the pillow.

“Nothing! I love you too!” Quickly grabbing your phone to scroll through tik tok. Leaving the blonde boy utterly confused once more.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” He asks, obviously you don’t answer.

“Katsu my love! You know how that bitch early thought she got me? But in reality she got got, because a bitch got her but she tries to get me but she was already got. So a bitch got got, got, then, got got, get? Yknow what I mean?”

“What the fuck is wrong with you women.”

“DONT BE RUDE! I’m asking you a question!”

“I’m not even gonna fuckin answer whatever dumb shit that just came outta yer’ mouth.”

“Hope you get got one day…”

“WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?”

“I dunno!”

“Oh my god what the fuck is wrong with you!???”

AN: I got lazy with the last part! This was short fun little skit stuff!

#bakugou x reader #mha bakugou #bakugo katsuki #bakugou headcanons #katsuki bakugo x reader #mha fanfiction #mha writing #mha x reader

[w1ldthoughts]

Killer Kravings

A/n: Happy preseason game day! Here’s some cute Justin fluff for ya.

Warnings: pregnancy

Follow-up piece

You really did try to go to sleep. You readjusted the pregnancy pillow to where you wanted it, a few times, turned up the fan from your phone and even scrolled mindlessly through Tik Tok for an hour with your headphones in but nothing could take the one thing on your mind: cinnamon French toast and a vanilla shake from Canter’s Deli. The only issue was that it was 1:42am and Justin was soundly asleep next to you. You didn’t want to risk waking him up and disrupting his sleep schedule three days before a game but you also knew that the only way you’d be able to get some sleep tonight is if you made this tiny road trip.

As stealthy and quietly as you could get out of bed at 33 weeks pregnant, you grabbed a hoodie to pair with your Nike sweat shorts and headed to the closet to find some shoes. You were prepped and ready to go until you noticed your husband sitting up in bed, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

“Where are you headed off to?” His voice was a bit hoarse from not using it for a few hours. And probably from celebrating and cheering with the guys all throughout practice this week.

You’d been busted. “I can’t sleep and the baby really wants a vanilla shake from Canter’s and—”

“Canter’s? That’s like an hour away babe, you’re not going by yourself.” Justin huffs out a breath, standing up and giving his body a quick stretch, attempting to soothe the sore muscles that have accumulated a lot of wear and tear throughout the season. “Give me like two minutes, I’ll drive.”

“No it’s fine, I’ll be right back. You can go back to sleep, it’s Raiders week.”

He laughs and grabs a T-shirt and shoes, quickly getting dressed. Once he was finished, he stood up to place a tender kiss to your forehead. “It is Raiders week but I’ve got an important mission to accomplish right now. Let’s go get you and my baby some Canter’s.”

Although you felt a little guilty for waking him up, you secretly relished in the moments you got to spend alone with Justin during football season. Most of the time you only saw him for a few hours at a time when he wasn’t at the facility or watching film and you’d even taken up watching game tape so much that you could probably break down most NFL defenses if you wanted to. But this season was a little different with the pending arrival of your first child. Baby Herbert was going to be half you and half him and you’d never seen him so excited and ready for this next chapter of your lives.

Justin always talked about how his dad had shaped him as a person and he modeled the way he lived after Mark Herbert and the thought of having his own kid to look after and take care of created this glow of joy around him everywhere he went. And it made him even sexier if you were honest. Although the season was busy he was even more attentive and caring than before which you didn’t think was possible. He attended every doctors appointment 15 minutes early, read more baby books than you had, downloaded a pregnancy app to track the baby’s growth as well as tracking your sleep while he was on the road. It was sweet. You couldn’t wait to watch him walk around your house holding a tiny baby in his large hands. But there was also the fact that you’d decided to procreate with a man who was 6’6 and weighed 240 pounds so maybe…baby Herbert could just stay in there a little while longer.

Two and a half hours later, you were back home sitting at the kitchen counter ready to dig into the meal that you had been thinking about for approximately five hours.

“Do you want some?” You asked him in between bites, letting out a satisfied moan.

You hear a small laugh behind you as he places his hands around your bump, making tiny circles with his thumbs. “I’m okay baby, I’ll just wait til you’re done so we can head upstairs.”

“Thanks for taking me J. I’m sorry for interrupting your sleep.”

“Eh I’ll be fine. As long as my girls are okay, I’m good.” He responds with a peck as he helps you up the stairs.

“Well your girls appreciate it. And we’re so lucky to have you.” You yawn as you climb back into bed, Justin covering the two of you with the duvet. He cuddled into you as you hugged your pillow once again, sleep quickly taking over.

Just when you thought you couldn’t love him any more, you made him a dad and the love you had for him increased tenfold.

#justin herbert #justin herbert imagine #justin herbert x reader #nfl imagine #los angeles chargers

[coca-colaxv]

Hazbin hotel es un serie buena. Pero tiene muchos altibajos.

En los primeros capítulos, tenemos a la princesa del infierno. Y su motivación.

1-Charlie tiene la buena voluntad de remedir a los pecadores, y eso es entendible en algun sentido.

Pero, ella la cago con su conferencia con Adam la cago literalmente;En otras palabras diciendo que solo cometieron errores y cantar sobre ello. (aunque toda la maldita serie se trata sobre cantar la mayor parte del episodio) no es una muy buena manera de convencer a alguien ue vio lo peor de la humanidad y es el padre de ella, que te imaginas si una tipa quiere que les des una oportunidad a tu familia y viste toda la mierda que te hicieron pasar a ti y a Otros. Obviamente dirías que no.

Se que Charlie tiene fe en ello, Pero no dió puntos validos en su conferencia con Adam. No dió ningún punto válido de ello.

Con ello diciendo que todos los pecadores merecen oportunidad de rendirse, me perdio totalmente más incluso cuando empezo a cantar sobre ello con dibujos que se supone que eran su presentación, no fueron más que solo una hoja con arcoiris y dibujos sin fundamento alguno, la princesa no dió fundamento válido y por eso Adam no se lo tomó en serio, es decir quien se tomara enserio esa presentación tan hueca y vacía.¿? Nadie, nadie se lo creerá.

Y cuando dijo eso me quede pensando sobre ciertas cosas es decir; ¿Charlie no pensó en las víctimas en el cielo a causa de los residentes del infierno? Porque obviamente están hay por una justa razón y lógica.

-zolofilia

-neocrofilia

-pedofilia

-canibalismo

-violaciones

-incesto (te estoy mirado creadora de halluba boss, incluiste esa cosa como un chiste (la relación entre familiares causan complicaciones futuras para ese niño)

Y algunos de estos personajes están en esa categoría.

Alastor es un caníbal, un maldita caníbal y su mamá está en el cielo( es canon, busquen lo que dijo la creadora) y alastor hubiera estado en el cielo si no hubiera matado y comido personas.

Incluyendo a los caníbales, comen personas 'incluso vivas' eso no es muy 'bueno' es jodidamente grotesco. Imagínate que alguien te este devorando vivo y sientes dolor por cada trozo de carne que te arranca.

Es un nooo.

También tenemos a sir.serpiente y la chica bomba, la chica bomba es hipócrita solo se interesó en el por sus pollas (eso en un solo capitulo, que hipocresía), literalmente ella trato de matarlo en el piloto en uno de los capítulos ¿Cómo eso no es cuestionable?

Sr, serpiente pudo haber fabricado arma en guerra y matado a personas que no tenían nada que ver. Maldición, hacen como si el asesinato de esta serie fuera un chiste. Un jodido chiste y se rien de ntr que sufrió Adam. (Solo es una opinión)

Incluyamos a lucifer solo lo hizo porque Adam es un cabron -eh, visto ese comentario muchas veces en tik tok y Twitter.

Y mi respuesta es está, lucifer y Lilith estan contando desde su perspectiva que obviamente está algo distorsionado.

Sobre lo de lucifer el literalmente le robó la esposa de un tipo que era la mitad de ella, literalmente eran los dos lados de una moneda y luego dijo que se follo con la Segunda esposa en su batalla con Adam.

¿Cómo se sentirían?

Eso fue muy cabron, literalmente hiciste algo más lucifer, romoiste mas aún hombre ya roto.

¿Acaso no notaron las ojeras de Adam y la mirada y las palabras de angustia unos segundos antes de su muerte?

No, obviamente no.

Y Lilith, ella desapareció y dejo a lucifer en su propia mierda que el mismo causó. Esa mierda se hizo por algo.

Respecto al cielo, Adam y Lilith y Eva, era mucho, pero mucho más joven que todos los angeles eso es claramente algo pedófilo si miramos bien.

Un angel miles de años mayor que un humanos Woow, no, Maldita sea no.

Más lucifer sabía lo que estaba haciendo cuando les dió la manzana. Por eso el cielo tenía reglas, una reglas estrictas para prevenir el caos pero sabemos que el angel de la víctima no hizo caso y cago todo.

#hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #michael x adam #hazbin hotel adam #adam #hazbin eve #eve hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lilith #lilith morningstar #hazbin charlie #charlie morningstar #teoria #theory #adamsapple #hazbin cain #hazbin abel #abel #azrael

[deeptrashwitch]

@justasmolbard @islandtarochips guys, do you remeber that in "No Longer You" Odysseus is all angry when Tiresias tells him about the man with a trail of bodies? I've seen that the "WHO?!" is usually taken as jealousy, but I just found a tik tok that compares it with worry. And thinking about it, it makes sense...what if Odysseus isn't angry that Penelope is with another man, but he's angry and worried that something will happen to Penelope and that he isn't there to protect her?

Eh, just thinking

#witch moment #random things #epic the underworld saga #epic the musical