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winterpower98 · 18 days

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These were originally meant for Valentine's day, but oh well

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beanghostprincess · 1 month

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"I would like to know who is Luffy's mom-" you mean HER??????

#dadan didn't deal with these three bastards for ages so that you ignore her thank you #one piece #curly dadan #monkey d. luffy

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mariusroyale · 11 months

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things raph does bc he’s an older sibling

- sometimes he locks them out of the lair while looking directly at them

- sometimes pushes their heads in their shells while walking

- bites them (they get grossed out and try get him back)

- gives the most annoying kisses on their head, like brings them in hugs and just SMOOOCH and they’re always like RAPH- RAPH STOP

- if they’ve done something to piss him off- he runs to chase them and does three specific things depending on which brother it is

- he corners mikey and laughs at him screaming when he moves from side to side really quick

- if it’s donnie he uses his ninpo and makes clones of himself to stop him

- if it’s leo he’s gonna shove whatever the slider’s hiding behind towards him to further corner him

- “im older so i’m right”

- “you always took the smaller pieces when we were tots, it was really sweet”

“actually raph had like several before i shared them w you guys”

“you what”

- takes the most atrocious bites of their food when he asks for a share- EVEN AFTER THEYVE TOLD HIM TO GET A LITTLE BIT

- leans on them randomly, fully knowing they’re gonna fall

- if u agree w the rest of the fandom w him having a long tail, he sometimes hits them w it and says it’s an accident

- holding shit out of their reach

- as an extension of the other thing, he also just puts things on higher shelves when he sees the others struggling to get something

- if they’re on the floor he knocks them over while passing by

- burping and directing it at one of them. does not matter who, they always get disgusted and it’s the funniest shit to him

#text post #rottmnt #rise raph #rise donnie #rise leo #rise mikey #i responded to a tweet w a bunch of bastard brother raph hcs and they all made me laugh #cos my sister’s done like three of these to me

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safedistancefrombeingsmart · 3 months

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The Season 3 John Watson Look was quite something

#martin freeman #john watson #sherlock bbc #my gfx #bbc sherlock #martinfreemanedit #martin freeman is a handsome bastard #the empty hearse #the sign of three #his last vow #tv edits #televisiongifs #tvgifs

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artandbrimstone · 21 days

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hello there tumblr idk how many of you remember that silly little animatic ive been working on for uhhhhh four months but IT IS COMPLETE

here is the full thing but i would really appreciate it if you hyped it up on youtube as well!!

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batboyblog · 1 year

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Happy New Year!

Be Even Gayer in 2023!

Love, Victor (Hulu/Disney+) Heartstopper (Netflix) Heartbreak High (Netflix) Elite (Netflix) Fire Island (Hulu) Interview With the Vampire (AMC+) Chucky (Peacock) The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself (Netflix) Young Royals (Netflix) Three Months (Paramount+)

#happy new year #New Years #New Year eve #2023 #heartstopper #interview with the vampire #Young Royals #Elite #love victor #the bastard son & the devil himself #Chucky #Fire Island #Heartbreak High #Three Months

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rubbish78 · 1 year

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why does Gerard look so damn small compared to shortass Frank in this shot?

#my gifs #gerard way #frank iero #mcr #my chemical romance #three cheers for sweet revenge era #rubbish78gifs #little babies #he looks like girlfriend #prettiest girl at the party #starbucks basic girl love it #cute bastard

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undead-knick-knack · 2 months

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I'll wait 💅

Pic is from here, it's #16

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cthulhusstepmom · 10 months

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Evidence that Sergeant John "Soap" MacTavish is not what he seems-Lt. SR:

Soap smells like rain, it took a while to put it together because it's not Soap himself that emits the odor, it just follows him. It's less potent inside and when it's sunny outdoors but if you concentrate it's always there.

He has never been observed touching a gun or grenades without gloves. Almost every other explosive he handles with no regard for his own safety gloves.

HE EATS WEIRD SHIT. While he doesn't eat much of the food on offer from the cafe, he does eat consistently when outdoors, usually plants or flowers. Things he has eaten: dandelions(edible), garlic(edible), thistle(edible but he ate it with the thorns), foxglove(toxic, showed no adverse reaction), Several unidentified flowers and berries, grass(technically edible?) Etc.

Will sometimes refuse to enter a place before abruptly going in. The data is not consistent between different buildings or locations. Further research is required.

Sharp teeth.

Groups things in nonsensical ways. He will only fill a magazine with bullets that total a multiple of 7 or 3. The same for what weights he uses in the gym. When drawing or eating he sorts by 4s. He traded his room to get #13 (right next door, coincidence?).

Cameras will not focus on him, whether photo or video he is never in focus regardless of distance or conditions.

He has never once been in medical for more than half an hour, usually much less. Even though his hands have light burns on them almost constantly.

Dogs hate him. He seems ambivalent towards them and he's never been bit that Ive seen. Cats adore him as do birds.

John MacTavish does not blush. Not for lack of trying even when genuinely flustered or hot, his skin does not flush.

Ghost sets down the small notebook with a minute sound of frustration. The evidence is all there but looking at it, what does it really say? Other than that he's an obsessive creep. A series of quirks and coincidences compiled by a paranoid son of a bitch into a fucking stalker journal. But still, Simon can't help but feel like he's right and he'd be dead a million times over if he simply disregarded his intuition. Even if it is something batshit insane.

At this point however it seems that it'll drive him mad far before it yields any answers. After scouring what little resources were comprehensible on the internet he'd started growing out his hair, intent on tying it in knots to prevent charms. Leaving him with a problem he'd not encountered since he'd first donned the mask: unruly curls and balaclavas don't mix well at all. He'd also kept a piece of stale bread in his pocket for days as he'd read it was a repellent to- and he can't even believe he's considering it-fairies. It backfired, if anything Johnny had been more attached to him and even more touchy than usual. He'd left a small deli cup full of coffee creamer outside his door overnight and found it neatly placed upside down where he'd left it with not a drop left. Ghost chalked that up to some wise guy playing a joke or an exceptionally dextrous cat and firmly shut the door on any other possibilities in his mind. His next test had been a gift of clothing mixed with complements, he'd read that both were likely to drive away any Other. It hadn't been a very extravagant gift, a new pair of gloves and a gruff "well done Johnny" but at the time it had seemed to be the final nail in the coffin as Soap had gone white as a sheet(he can do that but he can't blush???) and scurried off. A quiet dread had filled his stomach the whole day until Soap turned up at dinner, a little quieter than usual but wearing his new gloves and eating more than usual(a scoop and a half of mashed potatoes with 4 packets of butter and 2 packets of sour cream as well as a cookie. The main course of spaghetti and meatballs went untouched though Gaz snapped it up before it could truly go to waste). Though when Ghost returned to his room late that night after trudging through hours of paperwork he found a pile of tiny, aromatic, pink flowers on the floor in front of his door and on top of them a shiny metal comb. Simon's tired brain hardly stopped to think of any of the dire warnings he'd found on forum posts and folklore sites alike, crouching and tenderly retrieving the piece from its bed of flora, careful not to crush any of the tiny blooms. Well... With all the knots in his hair-purposeful and otherwise-he's going to need a sturdy comb anyway.

#fae!soap #superstitious bastard!Ghost #little does Ghost know that Scottish fairies actually favor bread instead of being repelled by it #meanwhile the whole clothing trick would have totally worked if it weren't for the fact that Soap took as a courting gesture #also the idea of Ghost leaving out two ounces of hazelnut coffee creamer and Soap just feeling his heart beating out of his chest #but he doesnt want to be presumptuous so he waits until hes got absolute confirmation that Ghost wishes to court him #and he gives him gloves...so he can touch him and not be burned by the iron #Soap is simultaneously three steps ahead and six steps behind #cod mw2 #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #fae!au #and to think i wanted to upload this to ao3 😑

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bookcub · 8 days

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*in a series that has previously all been written by one person

#kingkiller chronicle #asoiaf #gentleman bastards #pegasus #the name of the wind #the lies of locke lamora #game of thrones #ive only read one of the big three series so to speak #and pegasus my beloved #no one else cares but i do

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ryllen · 3 months

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Your mc’s reaction to Sebek almost dying in the snow in the Harveston event 👉👈😳

i have nothing good with me rn, and i only just finished watching harveston story on youtube today (bcs dang my first event is the masquerade that's how far behind i am)

bu t have u seen this

#worth seeing #it highlights the part where sebek saved epel #but now that i think of it was sebek feet okay during landing fshd #he only used some flimsy skii board #anyhow it was so funny to have all the three tall bastards (affectionate) hitting tree branches

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claudvain · 5 months

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I love Felix and his dumb stupid idiot hair

#seriously who let him do that #like he looks cool or whatever but i fucknig #bastard kitten #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #fe3h fanart #felix hugo fraldarius #fe3h felix #fanart

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ariavar · 7 months

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Jon Snow's Perpetual Princehood

Promise me, she had cried, in a room that smelled of blood and roses. Promise me, Ned. The fever had taken her strength and her voice had been faint as a whisper, but when he gave her his word, the fear had gone out of his sister's eyes.

"Mother." There was a sharpness in Robb's tone. "You forget. My father had four sons."

"The Night's Watch will make for Hardhome. I ride to Winterfell alone, unless…" Jon paused. "… is there any man here who will come stand with me?" The roar was all he could have hoped for, the tumult so loud that the two old shields tumbled from the walls.

#Asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #jon snow #tptwp #asoiaf edit #my edits #I don't know if Jon is the prince that was promised or if it's that the same as azor ahai or whatever #but I love the recurring pattern of him being heir of like three titles and yet never realising them #He is the last surviving son of the crown prince protected by the remaining kingsguard #but he needs to be hidden as Ned's bastard to survive #Robb names him the heir but he is killed shortly after #He becomes the de facto leader of the freefolk and then the mutiny happens #a eternal prince #never a king #heir to three thrones yet never sitting on them #love it

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stiffyck · 1 year

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