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childofsquidward · 2 years

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Books I Read In 2022 (and by read I mean actually liked)

This Totally Bites! (Poison Apple #2) by Ruth Ames

What’s wrong? Well, you see, Mom, I think Great-aunt Margo is a vampire, so we should all start wearing turtlenecks. Oh, and we should hang garlic everywhere.

I have such a special place in my heart for this book because it was the first Poison Apple book that I read and it meant a lot to me as an awkward middle schooler to see Emma-Rose grow the way that she did because it made me believe that I wouldn't always be a hot mess. Also, I'm just a big fan of Ruth Ames' writing! The book had a pretty solid plot and I remember the ending taking me by surprise when I first read it. Emma-Rose is one of my favourite main characters, I think she's so cool and funny, and I know that her fights with Gabi were ridiculously dramatic, but that's how fights usually go in middle school. Overall, it still held up, but I could've used more scenes with Aunt Margo.

I am also once again asking for my Emma-Rose and Ashlee reunion novel.

#except i re-read it shh #books #this totally bites #poison apple #2022 reading list #the 52 bookclub march 2022 challenge #moodboard #aesthetic #childofsquidward

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stagefoureddiediaz · 12 days

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I personally think it is categorically hilarious that Buck is seemingly gonna rock up to his sisters wedding with a boyfriend having not told his parents of this development in his life.

It is peak trolling payback to drop that bomb on them in an environment where they have to play nice after all they’ve done to him. This is baby box the revenge and I am here for it

#all the firefam will be totally cool with it and happy for Buck #but his parents are going to be stuck in this environment where they have to act happy and be normal - because they can’t cause a scene #his parents love to be the centre of attention and create a scene - o to not be able to - because if they do it will ruin Maddies big day #well played Evan buckley - well played #i mean the look on Margaret’s face when buck rocked up with Eddie was already her majorly having to bite her tongue #I can’t wait to see her and Philip struggle to behave!!!#because if they say anything to buck or ruin Maddies wedding - the thin ice they were already on will melt away and I will attack #911 spoilers #evan buckley #maddie buckley #911 abc #anti the buckley parents

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spittyfishy · 1 year

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Once the idea to draw the different regional Meowths as the kittens in the Aristocats came into my head it wouldn’t leave until I did this lol. I’m actually so happy with how it turned out, and it was so much fun to do!

#the kitties!#largely I wanted to do this bc of the alolan meowth (now Persian) who I’m using in my soul link rn #she’s fantastic and bites everything #if I ever get to play sword and shield I’m totally using Galarian meowth #Pokémon #meowth #alolan meowth #galarian meowth #the aristocats #alolan pokemon #galarian pokemon #regional variant #pokémon art #Kanto meowth

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chaoswarfare · 1 year

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dp x dc prompt #54

When Danny was first given the opportunity to make a public persona when he came to live in Gotham, he was a little bit concerned. How was he supposed to come up with an entire elaborate character to act as all the time. Then he remembered the time that Vlad called him a rabid badger when he got especially angry and a genius idea came into existence.

When the press gathered around to interview and write about the newest Wayne adoption, they thought they had seen it all already. The last new child had tried to skewer one of the unsuspecting interns after all. When the teenager didn’t even get all the way out of the car before punching someone standing too close and snarling at him, several considered filing their resignation letters on the spot. The pay wasn’t worth this.

#dp x dc #danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #crossover #dc universe #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #funny #batpham #danny decides to go feral #who would ever think that the well mannered ghost bat and this absolute monster were the same person #danny gets an idea #alfred was the only one informed ahead of time #the press didn’t think it could get worse than jason or damian #now they get someone worse than both of them combined #danny can and will bite anyone that gets close #dick totally just cheers him on #one time danny definitely gets into the vent ducts and cackles menacingly at people just trying to get through their meeting #absolute gremlin #they have tried bribery blackmail and duct tape and he still won’t sit still for a picture #that’s totally why they all come out weird #no other reason #mans would absolutely go crazy to be able to embarrass the entire 1% as a whole with his behavior #excepting his family and sam ain’t no rich person getting off scot free #people totally think he’s the newest rogue and bruce is just oblivious lmao #danny phantom: scaring the city as a whole from appearance 1 #:))

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skywerse · 7 months

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I had them for only a day, but they're the silliest ever

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mika-moof · 2 months

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MAGICAL GIRL KIKURI MY LOVE

#manga/anime recs #Bocchi the Rock! Side Story: Hiroi Kikuri's Heavy Drinking Diary #hiroi kikuri #my loves #i am totally normal about her #i just want her to bite me and take all my money #so she can buy her friends doujin

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alecz-obssesionz · 8 months

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No new art as I'm getting a little busy with school and personal stuff, but I remembered I had this old shitpost LMAO [I should redraw it someday...]

#pure vessel x grimm #the hollow knight x grimm #the hollow knight #pure vessel #grimm #grollow #troupe master grimm #hollow knight #hk #Alecz'Makingz #GRIMM WOULD TOTALLY BITE PV 24/7 #advantages of having and actual mouth #Man I love their dynamic #Grimm is the gremlin of the relationship #void tastes like dark chocolate #this is a verified fact no sources shared ✅️✅️✅️✅️

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prettybirdgirl · 4 months

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I had a friend recently tell me that no one had ever played with her tits before and I was devastated. Trans girls, if you’re in a similar situation, I promise. I will take up the heavy, terrible burden of the task and grope your tits for hours on end. I am more than willing to make this sacrifice.

#I won’t even bite them I prommy #<-(total lie)#t4t #nsft #t4t nsft #trans nsft #mtf trans

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bluerosefox · 1 year

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Ellie "I WILL bite you" and Danny "He's just a baby" Fenton

Deaged Danny and caretaker (and tiny bit feral) Dani (Ellie)!!!! In Gotham!

Basicly Danny gets outed as Phantom and either by his parents or the GIW start doing experiments when he's captured by either of them. Team Phantom (Sam, Tucker, Jazz, Dani, and even Valerie after telling her everything) and even some friendly ghosts all help get Danny back.

Only when they find him the torture and the experiments were to much for him to handle and he retreats into his core. Dani is the only one that can hold his core, due to being his clone and a ghost herself, for a long period of time. Anyone else hands start freezing after a few mins.

The escape is hectic and chaotic and in order to lose the ones that hurt Danny off their trail they have to separate and scatter, each one laying false trails while Dani, whose really good at traveling, flies as far as she can.

She eventually stops in the one place she knows most people will pause and think twice before entering.

Gotham City.

She's okay with hiding there, she knows all the empty places and can just go invisible to steal food if she needs to, she just needs a place to rest for a few days until Danny comes out of his core. Dani's hid from the Bats before, never once getting on their radar, she can do it again even with Danny's core in her care. She keeps in contact with the others on a secure phone network Tucker made and they keep her updated on either the Fentons or the GIW.

During this time of taking care of Danny's core, Dani gets a little more protective over him. She may or may not punched a bunch of goons into unconsciousness when she returned from getting food and found them in her hideout, talking about showing their boss this cold orb thing they found laying around. She packed up and moved locations after that. (This incident got on the Bats radar)

Does she bite the Joker when she gets taken hostage while carrying Danny's core on her person one afternoon? Yes. Did she pick up Riddler's cane and beat him with it when she found him about to use the warehouse she was using to keep Danny's core safe for his next big 'game' for the Bats? Yes. Does she haunt Penguin for two whole days after him and his men woke her up (and woke Danny's core too she felt it (coughtheywokeupthebabycough)) when they held a meeting nearby where she was sleeping and started a small turf war in the area? Yes.

Dani is a little confused, but not complaining, on her new found protectiveness over her brother/original but everything makes sense when Danny finally comes out of his core...

Because he's a baby now, almost a toddler... the damage done to him turned him into a baby and Dani's ghost instincts knew thus prompting her to be very protective over him. And now seeing him tiny makes the feelings even more so.

She can do this. She can take care of Danny while in Gotham, she can keep flying under the Bats, the Fentons, the GIW's, and Vlad's radar while hiding out there. She can do this. She totally can.

And Ancients help anyone who tries to harm or take Danny while he's under her watch.

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maxbruiser · 2 months

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Hi there, I really like your art and comic. Your art is so good i could just eat it (If you couldn't tell by my username). This is my Oc Scout, his design is based off of the Leafy Seadragon. I think your characters are super cute, and how clean your art style is. Anyways, I hope you continue making your comic :D.

awww Scout is so cute! 🥰 and thank you for your compliments!

#He would totally attempt to take at least one bite #But really cool oc tho I like him #shark tank fanart #shark tank au #sirens #red: is nom nom?#Mc: no scout is a new friend—#Red: friends can be nom noms

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 184

“Well damn.”

Jason wrenched his gaze from the mess of red and green spattered across the room, searching for the source of the voice. His head hurt, he wanted his Dad. He wanted Bruce. He… his head hurt. His everything hurt.

“Honestly, didn’t expect them to find another half-breed. Didn’t think there was another halfa out there…”

He tore his gaze away from the floor- when had it gotten there- finally finding the other… person? The person giving him an empty smile through some sort of muzzle and missing an entire arm. Well, he couldn’t judge, he’d torn his nails off while digging out of his grave before… this.

“Hey, kid, don’t sweat it, it’ll grow back,” the man apparently noticed where he was staring, shoulder twitching as he shrugged and more green pouring out. Jason couldn’t stop staring, eyes slipping from the growing pool to the rest of the chains apparently keeping the person on that side of the… room? Cage? Cell?

“Shit, hey, kid, kid, don’t cry, uh, fuck, shh, kid don’t cry-” the person made a noise, some sort of hum or croon that caused him to relax. To his already brain-damaged confusion. “C’mere, away from the door now, shh…”

Oh, when had he started to move? It was like he blinked and was stumbling away towards the chained person, practically tripping over a limb before the person managed to catch him. “Ope, oh you’re just a little baby-” a hand, clawed, carefully ran through his hair, tucking him against a rumbling chest that nearly made him tear up again. He wanted Bruce.

“It’s alright kid, shh, they won’t get you,” the man rumbled, everything about him green to his rapidly closing eyes. Pale skin like a corpse, black scales like rot, hair white like snow, all stained green with blood. “They’d have to kill me again for that.”

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Instead of spending 3 years with the league of assassins after digging himself out of his grave #Jason spends it in a GIW lab with an adult Danny #Danny is totally doing okay he swears #He’s FINE and definitely didn’t see the scientists Kill Vlad and Dani by taking things too far #He’s definitely Not feral and slowly losing his humanity with every piece taken away #Danny missing half his limbs and restrained but dragging himself forward: U touch my kid and I will bite your throat out ya hear #He’s not going to let them hurt this Baby Ghostling who is Sick and Hurt #There’s going to be so much Angst when Bruce finds out not only is Jason alive but he’s trapped in a lab being experimented on #Danny does his best to protect Jason but stuff happens #halfa jason todd #guys in white #Danny eventually goes from having 2 arms to 4 in those three years #His 'human' body is mutating with every “test”#Where is Clockwork? Trying his best but he can't see Danny's timelines thx to the time medallion & the Observants being Assholes #Also not helped by the many knots the speedsters have created that resulted in several timelines being completely blacked out to him

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lizzysbrain · 4 months

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My poor baby probably didn’t get an ounce of sleep that night. Bro was being dragged to prison and the only thing he was worried about was whether she was breathing or not 😢. I need a man this in love with me.