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spicyblogger2 · 1 year
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ghostismybbygorl · 1 year
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Being best friends with soap
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This man
He's very affectionate when he 100% trusts you and youve been friends for a while
Forehead, and cheek kisses
Hes a big cuddle bug
SLEEP OVERS ARE A MUST
He'll come over with a 6 pack of your favorite beer or a bottle of your favorite wine and will absolutely get white girl wasted with you while watching a movie and gossiping about the latest tea
He'll pick you up and throw you over his shoulder
PIGGY BACK RIDES
Especially if the two of you go to a concert together he'll put you on his shoulders or give you a piggy back if you cant see
BEAR HUGS TO THE POINT YOU CANT BREATHE. He does the little rag dog shake as well
CAR JAM SESSIONS 100% A THING
He'll hold your hand in the car
Hes the type where he'll be in the bathroom while you shower
Will talk to you about his sex life and will go into graphic detail about it
Says this all the time
"I will literally go to jail for you"
When your upset
"Who do i have to kill?"
"I can make them mysteriously disappear. Just let me know and si and i will do business with em"
Face times you 24/7 even when he's deployed he will find a way to ft you
Yes he even FaceTime you while taking a shit
The two of you have a secret code when you're out together if someones making one of you uncomfortable
Definitely fakes being your boyfriend when the signal is established
Also has a code word if a date or hookup goes south
Will demolish you in fifa and in football in general
Will teach you how to play football
ART PICNICS
"Paint me like one of your french girls"
He loves to tease you, Sarcasm is one of his love languages that being said he knows your boundaries and when to stop
When you're sick hes at your door with a basket full of cold medicine, soup, movies to watch, tea everything. He doesnt give a shit if he gets sick he'll nuture you back to health
His family has already adopted you as their own child and they get you gifts for every holiday
Says that he loves you frequently. He wants you to know that he's there for you and will always support you in the things you do
Gives your partner "the best friend talk" when you two start dating
Even if its ghost he'll be like
"I love ya bud but if you do hurt them i will fucking kill you"
Big brother energy
Okay thats all i got for today so FEAST
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cybertron-after-dark · 9 months
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More questionable tfa headcanons
-Bumblebee and Bulkhead do impressions of Optimus behind his back. Bulkhead actually feels kinda bad about it but that does not stop him. Prowl is not immune to joining in. OP still hasn't caught them.
-Optimus really wants to adopt a dog once he's positive he could adequately take care of one. He loves the idea of keeping a big grey one and naming him Silverbolt, after Silverbolt Major from the great war. It just feels right.
-Starscream will never admit to listening to the dumb sound patterns humans call music, but in private he's a swiftie, and he WILL sing shake it off if nobody's watching.
-Lugnut bakes in his off time, and he keeps trying to spoil Megatron with little treats, as his grand and glorious master deserves little gifts and tributes whenever Lugnut can give them. Sadly, Megatron doesn't actually have much of a sweet tooth so most of Lugnut's edible gifts get passed off to someone else.
-you know that bit in the Allspark almanac where Lugnut is bitching about earth sports and the Tigatron stadium? He has such strong feelings because Blitzwing loves that shit and keeps trying to rope Lugnut into playing. For Blitzwing, it reminds him of his gladiator days, it's a way to have fun and reminisce without killing someone. For Lugnut, it can't compare, it's kinda just a watered down, wussified version of real gladiatorial combat.
-upon discovering ytps, both bumblebee and bulkhead trained their voice synthesizers to be able to mimic the edited sounds. Sometimes they'll use it in the middle of a fight as a sort of secret code so the cons can't pick up on what they're planning to counter it. Optimus has mixed feelings. He doesn't understand what the hell they're saying like 90% of the time, and he recognizes this isn't proper military strategy, but he can't argue with the results. At least they're sort of taking the fights seriously?
-Blitzwing and Blackarachnia fucking hate each other but Megatron frowns upon infighting, so instead of constant violence, they've sort of settled on an escalating cold war of inconveniences and irritants. Neither of them can throw a punch, or set anything up that would result in actual injury, but immobilizing via ice or webs is fine, provided it doesn't affect tactical matters. Blitzwing constantly freezes the locks on BA's door, BA spikes Blitzwing's energon with cyber venom, pretty much anything that could qualify as day ruining. The worst was when Blitzwing covered BA with electronic paint and turned her into a walking rainbow all day.
-prowl wants to volunteer at animal shelters but he's a bit too big to fit in most of the buildings
-both shockwave and starscream are horrible liars but Megatron is terrible at picking up when someone's lying, so starscream's scheming went unnoticed for years and shockwave was sent in as a spy with full confidence that he wouldn't blow his cover.
-ratchet and optimus have been teaching Sari bits of cybertronian. Optimus teaches her the more formal aspects of the language, given there's a high chance she'll be interacting with Ultra Magnus, the guilds domesticus, and other high ranking autobots that warrant a more formal address. Ratchet (Mr "don't call me sir, I work for a living") teaches her more day to day, informal cybertronian. And swears. He teaches her pretty much all the swears.
-when Sari moved in, Optimus learned to cook so she wouldn't have to live off fast food from the burger bot. Which was hell for the big guy because why in primus's name is human fuel so complicated? He used to think sugar was pretty much an energon equivalent, cut and dry. He was wrong. He was so wrong. OP usually has Sari help him out because he cant exactly taste it to make sure it's, you know, actually edible.
-Prowl loves animals and the natural parts of earth with all his spark, but man are some parts of it brutal. When he learned what a parasitoid wasp was he couldn't sleep for days.
-bulkhead actually wants to go to a human art college once the war's over. Maybe not full time but he definitely wants to pick up some classes and learn what he can. Once he gets good enough, he wants to bring that knowledge back to Cybertron and see what other bots do with it.
-Optimus has a collection of skeezy romance novels. The equivalent on Cybertron is kind of an obscure rarity, only really sold in the seediest of places, so he couldn't really believe how easy it was to find smut like that on Earth. The intrinsic human fleshiness of the book characters always weirds him out just a bit, but not enough to ruin it for him. It's not really the pornographic aspect he's interested in, after all, it's the romantic aspect. He keeps his digital stash double encrypted in his datatrax, because he knows if anyone found it (cough cough bumblebee cough) he'd never hear the end of it.
-giving Blitzwing internet access was a mistake. Now he knows what memes are and random has been making that every other decepticon's problem since he found out. Megatron has to constantly guess whether what would normally be a standard Blitzwing non sequitur is actually a setup for Megatron to get laughed at by the entire human internet. He's fallen for updog, he's fallen for Ligma, he will NOT be caught slipping again.
-while he was undercover, once a week, shockwave would call Megatron and complain over a few barrels of oil about what kind of stupid slag his pompous idiot crankshaft coworkers would pull. One of the few autobot names Megatron could remember was Sentinel Prime, solely from the long list of transgressions Shockwave has drunkenly recounted.
-Soundwave hates most humans but he's decided that a few specific bands whose music he likes will be spared when the revolution comes, inferior as they may be.
-Prowl sends jazz earth music sometimes. It's pretty much blown Jazz's mind because most of the music on Cybertron is propaganda songs. He's not really used to songs about things other than war heroes, or even songs with no words at all. Just music for its own sake.
-Sentinel Prime's only friend is Cliffjumper and Cliffjumper only hangs out with him for brown nosing sycophantic reasons, not because he actually likes the guy.
-Ultra Magnus knows he's a corrupt bastard. He doesn't lose sleep over it, as long as his public image is good.
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kubrik-was-a-c-nt · 5 months
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Finally watching Spiral! Considering I spend a lot of time thinking about the Saw series I should have watched this a long time ago.
Onto reactions!
Ew, the two things I hate most: sewers, and public port-a-potties. I loath using port-a-potties.
Oooh, updated realistic pig mask! I like!
Ah, the tongue trap I've seen in so many thumbnails. It's even worse when you see hes hanging by his tongue over some kind of flimsy little stool.
Going back to the old box TVs? Must have raided a goodwill.
New voice sounds weird, not sure if I'm okay with it. You'll see.
Okay, pretty iconic sequence right off the bat. Super uncomfortable looking trap, good buildup, lots of blood. A real saw movie.
My rebuttal to Chris Rock's rant about Forrest Gump is that Jenny did not ask Forrest to do any of that and... oh shit, it's the po-po. But I guessed Rock was a cop from the promotional material but this was a good reveal.
So 12 years ago was the Saw 6 and 7 era. That was a time where people would have wanted dirty cops turned in. Hoffman was on a fucking killing spree, gotta nip them in the bud.
It's nice to know that if my dead body was ever found, the cops would immediately take me seriously because my fitbit would tell them that I'm not unhoused.
Jigsaw used an old ass tv in the trap but a USB stick for the video. I guess it's near impossible to find any tapes or tape players.
Putting bad cops in traps... I like this.
That box that guys tongue, isnt it? Yep.
"Damn n**** wash your hands" she told him to get out, he can use hand sanitizer.
Wow, such realism. Someone turns in a cop doing bad things and now they're the bad guy. It's almost like the cops are protecting bad cops.
Is this the first time we meet a victims wife or family member after their death? No one usually gives a shit about them. Good expansion.
"I heard about Boz. You alright?" "No, I'm all fucked up". First time I've seen someone fully admit to being distraught over the death of a friend.
"Dont drain my battery watching Twilight" what is this, 2009??? Wait, is this 2009?! Is this like Jigsaw where- oh wait, they just showed them with smartphones, my bad.
I forgot to turn in subtitles, they make watching movies so much easier for me. And now I can spell everyones names right.
You're looking for a copycat of Jigsaw, the guy who kidnaps and tortures 'bad' people, and you walk into an abandoned building alone? You deserve to die now. The message from earlier even specified that they were going after crooked cops.
Oooh, this trap looks interesting. I havent seen any images of it before.
Zeke, stop trying to ruin other peoples marriages. Not everyone needs to be as miserable as you.
Tip your delivery driver!
DONT FUCKING TOUCH THE BOX AND USB BOX WITHOUT GLOVES. ITS FUCKING EVIDENCE.
I see, the pig theme is being used to mock the police here.
TOUCHING EVIDENCE WITHOUT GLOVES. AGAIN.
OH NOW YOU PUT THEM ON
And now I see it, all the cops that hate Zeke are also bad cops. It's almost like the force is full of bad cops and when the one good cop turns one in, they get ostracized.
I'm trying to see the point of the cage on Fitch's head. Maybe to keep him from chewing through the wires around his fingers.
I know someone who almost lost her finger during an archaeological dig. An accident with a sawhorse I think. She still can't watch hand trauma scenes.
"John Kramer didn't target cops" Eric Matthews, Rigg, Straum, Perez, Carrie... Hoffman only got involved because of his fake trap.
Okay, what is Banks Sr out doing?
ZEKE! GLOVES!
Dont you have bomb sniffing dogs? Have one take a whiff, easy.
It's the skin from someones head- SCHENK. I LIKED YOU.
Wait, theres always a mole in these movies, someone on the inside pulling strings. Schenk is new, too new to have done anything too corrupt. The only way to positively identify the body would be with dental records. That might take a minute to obtain and analyze.
Okay, I may have seen a small spoiler a few months ago about who is the mole, but I cant positively remember if it was Schenk or not.
They must be raiding antique stores now to get these tape players.
'Sever your spine or get covered in hot wax'? Really thinking outside the box here.
One killer to make a diversion, one to trap Angie? Banks Sr and Schenk working together?
I'm going to be totally wrong and suckerpunched out of left field, arent I?
Yes, he is too close to this. He needs to be taken off the case and given a horse tranquilizer.
WAIT THE FIRST SMARTPHONES CAME OUT IN 2007. THIS COULD BE 2009. I forgot to pay attention to anything that could date the time period.
Banks Sr walked into that one... literally.
As a cop, you should be trained to pick a handcuffs lock, just because. Oh wait, do you know how to pick handcuffs? Holy shit, you have a useful skill.
Oh, hi Pete. I guess someone stole Pete's badge and password to erase the footage. Zeke should have realized that Pete would not have walked into the police station with everyone knowing who he is.
I guess we are in a recycling plant?
Zeke just jumps in and starts helping. See, Jeff? I mean, Pete is bleeding out the mouth so hes 100% dead but Zeke did his best.
Yay, Schenk is alive!
CHARLIE
Wait, wouldnt they have noticed that the tattoo was fresh? Fresh tattoos look different from healed ones. Schenk's tattoo is healed and old.
You know you die waaaaay before all 1.5 gallons are drained.
HE MADE HIM INTO A PUPPET
Oh hey, this was Bousman? Nice to see you back in the saddle. Great quality work this time.
Holy shit, I'm feeling super emotional. Great use of the Saw theme at the end there, great payoff to everything. I literally said 'pulling the strings' earlier without realizing how true it is.
I say this is a great offshoot to the Saw storyline. John Kramer is not involved, he only inspired the killing spree. The title is great because Schenk leaned into the spiral motif to emphasize a symbol used by Jigsaw that was not Billy. 'From the book of Saw' is giving me 'Cult of John Kramer' vibes, which I like. It shows how he was so influential as a serial killer who targeted 'bad' people in an attempt to reform them that other people began to copy him. I can see so many others trying to be the next Jigsaw. Of course, Schenk did all of this for personal reasons to seek revenge. Besides Cecil, Kramer actually wanted people to survive and be reformed. I dont think Hoffman cared if people won or lost, but he still made all the traps survivable. One step up from Amanda.
I'm now super interested to see where Saw X takes us. Saw in spaaaaace? Smashing someones face with liquid nitrogen? Uber-Jason?
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meviesdust · 6 months
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things i noticed while thoroughly rewatching d2
i found this in my notes from back in july 2022 and stand by it. mostly mevie, including core four, ben, ben & harry, umal exes & a hint of lonnie appreciation
- at the curl up n dye, not only did mal let evie have her moment with dizzy, but as soon as dizzy said it would make her so happy to know that evie is wearing something of hers in auradon, she stopped dead. she immediately looked at evie to check on her, she knew that statement would have an impact on her. as soon as she saw the heartbroken look, she put herself back into the convo . "e, we gotta go." then when dizzy left she took evies arm and guided her to the side. she let evie have a moment to get herself together. "she's gonna be okay." when she caught evie feeling bad again, she tapped her arm and took her arm, leading her away, starting an easy conversation so lighten the mood.
- after mal says "and i am, and will always be, the girl from the isle." her eyes water and when evie looks away she looks up so she doesnt cry. then she finds a distraction by pointing to the sign
- carlos and jay making fun of evie i cant do this . "you know how spontaneous she is bro" it starts off as an excuse but its pretty fucking accurate so jay just goes "right???" and i just know evie has done some stupid fucking shit before and the boys are annoying ass brothers but wbk
- no straight man grinds his way up the king .
- i'm looking at you harry
- bens into it
- "she's not my gf anymore" yeah ben u go . make sure ur pirate crush knows ur available
- ben is the definition of :]
- EVIES CARRYING MALS BAG FOR HER :(((((
- lonnie looks like a scary dog from the pound being held on a chain lead taking a few steps back growling ready to pounce on her enemies no i will not elaborate
- i also just decided that lonnie has adhd
- evie jay carlos and lonnie looking behind mal when shes saying the plan bc they know shes in a vulnerable position with her backturned and need to be aware of every movement . lonnie is glaring in a threatening manner and standing in a position that shows she means business . jays eyes are flickering between mal and the pirates, showing he's listening but still watching for any movements. carlos is looking straight into mal's eyes. theyre communicating via body movement. evie is angled closer to mal, she's there to protect if anyone lunges at mal and watching closely for any danger
- as soon as mal turns back, evie's stance soon relaxes. she rests her arms against the sides of the bridge knowing mal no longer needs protection
- evie leaping through the air behind mal doing her little dancy dance while everyone's fighting
- evie was the one who noticed dude. after carlos went "we're dead." she subtly leaned next to him and whispered in his ear, when mal looked back for help, that's when he nodded to dude. evie saved her gf whats new
- ben getting held off the plank: :] vs ben when uma finally gives him back: :0
- mal after pinning uma "you miss me?" oh u wanna kiss so bad .
- harry is using sword fighting as an excuse to flirt with every vk such a pansexual pirate
- evie vs her heels being her best and favourite weapon
- mal i am in love with you
- descendants vs having the hottest fucking characters
- ben you dont just compare ur gf to her worst enemy and ex gf like that someone get this man a book on dating
- jay and mal being the emotionally stunted ones of the group and it works bc they understand each other and even though they bicker they love each other immensely i'm gonna punch through a wall
- "so ur not seeing happys son or anyone else." ur girlfriend is gay
- id love to go to auradon prep . like imagine the drama dude like . omg did u hear the king serenaded the new vk girl while his gf watched and then asked her to the coronation AND THEN his now ex kissed charmings son in front of him . then the kings new girls mother crashed the coronation and new girl cried and killed her with the power of friendship but then she got sad and ran away and king ben got KIDNAPPED and then at cotillion he cheated on new girl with an octopus and then they fought in water and then they kissed and kings ex was jealous of new girl so she terrorised the kingdom and turned us to STONE
- MAL CHECKING ON EVIE BEFORE TURNING TO A DRAGON
- JAY AND CARLOS CATCHING BEN WHEN HE SLIPS ON DECK IM CRYING
- EVIE MAKING JOKES :( "just a little bit"
- mal tracing patterns on evies back <3
- i started this movie four hours ago this is what happens when someone with adhd watches descendants
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milesworld96 · 7 months
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GIRLLLL IM WATCHING COLLISION RN
AND THAT INTRO WAS SO🤯🤯😍, RICKY AND ADAM WERE FUCKING COOKING LAST NIGHT, HOLY SHIT😭😭‼️ THAT WHOLE SEGMENT WAS FUCKING GOLD DAWGS, THAS CRAZY. CHRISTIAN AND RICKY ALSO LOOKED SO FINE LIKE😍😍😍😍😍💯💯💯, FTR was kinda 😕 tho. Expected more ngl💔. (Bro I fr need Jack Perry to go back w Chris and be assholes together‼️ let Nick and Jack have the father they need. Also need junglecorpse back on my screen when Darby returns)
Also the MJF video was so sweet, glad they did that after the shit they pulled on dynamite. Love you mjf💛 #standuptojewishhate
That Samoa Joe v Willie Mack was pretty good too, I love when meaty men beat the shit out of each other😋😋
CJ PERRY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ ON MY TV⁉️⁉️⁉️ GIRL YOU LOOK SO PRETTYYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 also Action Andretti🤨 back the fuck up, that seemed a lil to iffy for me man😒 MIRO IS THE ONLY ONE‼️‼️💯
OMF OMF OMF DANHAUSEN ALERT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ EEEEEEENAHAHSJJSKAKSJDNSN OMLLLLLLL I CANNOT WAIG FOR HIM TO COME BACK, I HOPE HE’S EVILHAUSEN AND HE GOES AFTER ORANGE CASSIDY. EVEN THO I LOVE THEM 2GETHER, I STILL WANNT EVILHAUSEN BACK MORE. EVILHAUSEN IS 🔛🔝 (not to mention, I am extremely biased when it comes to my favorites💀 ily Cassidy but…..)
I love your swag aura and feral dog personality Juice, you r such a dick. OMG WAIT JAY WHITE JUST PROPOSED TO JUICE ROBINSON🤯🤯🤯 LOVE WINS🥺🥺🥹❤️❤️. Still have troubling feelings over you bro sorry💔💔💔 but congrats on getting married tho🥹 (when is the wedding TK💥💥)
Bro I forgot Dustin Rhodes existed🤯😨 you ain’t winning bro
Omg Nick Wayne, my little Persian cat🩵 OH GIRL A SIT DOWN INTERVIEW W YOUR MOM PRESENT ⁉️ RIP DUDE, I WOULD NEVER. HAVE FUN😭😭
OMFFFFGGF KYLE FLETCHER MY BBGGGGGG😍😍😍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ you’re so 💚💚💚 omg the ass eaters are here🤯 (got nothin gainst them, they just make me kinda uncomfortable. They silly tho so Idrc🤷‍♂️) bro seeing Kyle got me missing Mark rn💔💔
NAHHHHH NOT DADDY ASS AND BOWENS GIVING CASTER RELATIONSHIP ADVICE ON HOW TO APPROACH MJF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AINT NO FUCKING WAY, THEY REALLY TRYNA PUSH MAX2. glad Daddy ass and Bowens being good friends tho 🩷 OMMMMGGG ANGELO AND DANIEL ON MY TV😍😍😍😍 HIIIIIIIIII💁‍♂️🩷 let Daniel Garcia dance💔 (ALSO STOP TRYING TO BREAK THEM UP, LET GARCIA ANGELO AND DADDY MAGIC BE A HAPPY FUCKING FAMILY)
Oooooo girl KRIS AND SKYE😍😍😍 can’t wait 4 Willow and Skye’s official heel turn💙💜. Love how aggressive they getting. GOOD LORD, THEY BEATEN THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER🤯 OMGGGGGG WILLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
KYLE STOP, YOU SAYING YOU LOVE AND MISS DAVIS IS GONNA MKE ME FUCKING SOB. WAIT OH SHIT OH FUCKING SHIT KENNY OMEGA VS KYLE FLETCHER ON DYNAMITE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ TK YOU FEEDING US RIGHT MAN😍😍😍😍
OH GOOD FUCKING LORD, RUSH😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 HOW IVE MISSED UR PROMOS AND MATCHES. PLS COME BACK TO ME
KEIIITHHH HAIIIIII :3 !!!, nah they got turbo from Wreck it Ralph in the ring😨🤯 (bro fr looks like Wreck it Ralph’s Turbo and hulk holgan😨😨) FUCK YEAH, Keith won :33 . Moriarty i forgor u existed💔
MIROOOOO 😍😍‼️ YES YES DUDUSUAU MIROOOOO GOOD LORD THIS IS FOR ME, I AM THE DEMOGRAPHIC THIS IS FOR. RIP ANDRETTI RIP ANY OTHER MAN, MIRO AND CJJJJJ ❤️❤️❤️
Oh fuck this match….it’s so😍😍😍 I really do love men who are absolutely ballistic. I love my old men😍😍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯💯🔛🔝 DAMN CHRIS FOLDED LIKE CRAZY😭😭😨 I want them to maul each other even more. OH MY FUCK THIS MATCH IS MAKING ME GO FUCKING INSANE. I CANT DO THIS. OML THESE MEN. BIG BILLL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ RICKKY THANK YOU OMFFFHFDHSHHSJSJSJSH RKSYYGSDBVKHSDGVKHAKEUCG🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 NAH RICKY WHY YOU OUT COLD ON THE GROUND💀💀 nah Chris and Ricky hold back they big ass bfs💀💀 NAHHHHHHHH THEY FUCKING KILLED NICK RIP BRO😭
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middle-eastern-queen · 7 months
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im watching this show and writing about it on my Patreon. Here is my notes for Episode 1:
-wooki walking in in all white like THE KING HE IS
- The gang leader is a…. Celebrity? WHAT?
- ah hes a dj
- ah that was before recruitment
- 1995
- gicheul is smart
- we''re watching his rise
- god i hate all these dumb macho shit
- taking over gangam with drugs lovely
- i need to see wookis face now im bored
- why do all the bad guys and gangs have bats and battons and freaking axes… but no guns? Its so lol
- like ok guns are illegal but smacking someone to death isnt? Lmaooo
- well that was a flop plan… 
- what happened to the fire alarm lmao
- theyre being thrown off a level and still alive… gotta love kdrama logic 
- not a single security in sight loooooooooooooooooooool
- you should have kept your promise booboo
- died with scissors… COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
- the scissor dude is bleeding more than the people stabbed with knives and axes… gotta love kdrama dramatics
- and i guess he lost a friend and lost his soul…an evil was born muhahahahahah…
- a bit cliche but im here for wooki so lets get along
- the plot and dialogue is a bit dumb ngl but its a webdrama so i guess it is what it is
- the audio is pretty dramatic too theyre over doing it with the “stabbing” and “blood” sounds just cause they can now (webdrama freedoms) but its still a bit too much takes you out
- these random kdrama extra girls be truly idiots 
- the kdrama logic here is sending me
- so no one thought of stopping her? Lmaooooooooooooooooo
- i mean the dudes survived a level drop… why cant she lololo
- 34 minutes in and wooki has appeared for a total of 2 minutes in total 
- as per usual, the cops ar USELESS
-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKI X2
- “You want me to a bad guy just to catch bad guys”... yall thats his license to kill lmaooo 
- he’ll do the absolute worst things but show a puppy face and we’ll all be like “Awwww my cutie patootie good guy”
- guilt tripping him… lovely
- “im not doing this”... cuts to him sitting in the office ready to accept lmao… in true wooki comedy fashion
- his dads a druggie so theyre judging him… ok i get it
- thats why theyre giving this to him
- why is he both adorable and hot af at the same time? Like genuinely… how does he do it?
- ugh this makes me want to go back and watch Healer and Suspicious Partner and the K2 again
- that was the most not so secret secret hideout that ive ever seen
- uh boo boo your dad being a druggie and you being a smoker… does not help your case lmaoooooo
-the machoness feels so forced help its lowkey funny
- lmao ofcourse japan is the bad guy in a kdrama
- hes smoking like a dog and put asthma as the sick leave reason helpppppppp
- how are they gonna convince him that wooki is a secret long lost cousin oh come onnn
- woooooooooooooooookiiii
- god i missed his badassssssssssssssssssssss-ness
- where did he get the watch
- just cause hes a cousin doesnt mean he should talk the same
- lmao kdrama logic is wild
- omg that last scene thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I will be posting an in depth episode 1-3 review on patreon later this week, so stay tuned. 
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chubbysciencenerd · 9 months
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The Chase.
Oral!fem reciving, praise, Jacob!s "breaks" reader, cockwarming
Step after step you quietly run deeper and deeper into the maze of the forest. With every step you take you feel him growing closer, a professional Hunter and soldier was now hunting YOU. your heartbeat grows faster and you grow more paranoid. You find a large tree and quickly and quietly dive behind it, you desp5eratly needed to catch your breath and calm down. It was hard with the situation that you were in. snap You hear a twig snap closely behind you, fuck you hoped it was just an animal but the hand that quickly grabbed your shoulder said otherwise. "Fuck." Was all you could manage to say before looking up and seeing that familiar red hair and rough face. He grabs you by the jacket that you were wearing and pulls you up of the ground, he was strong you would gladly admit that, what you wouldn't gladly admit was that you had grown you having feelings for the eldest seed brother.
They were complicated feelings you won't lie but you were everyone's last hope to this cult. You can't go weak now. You quickly slip out the jacket he was holding you by and dash off again, you quickly started regretting that decision as the snowfall was starting to pick up and you were down in a white tank-top and your standard black jeans. You kept running afraid to stop or look back but you knew he was chasing after you. You had no other way to describe the feeling other than being prey hunted by a Predator. You found a cabin and quickly run to it, you look back and dont see him. Did you loose him? You quickly get inside hoping that doesnt change. It looked like a standard 1cabbin that belonged to a hunter. There was a fire burning and no graffiti so you felt safe as if it wasnt even known about by peggies. You scramble over to the fire trying to regulate your body tempature after running from him for what.. a good hour? You hoped the snowfall was enough to cover whatever footprints you left behind. You start to survey your suroundings and see a nighstand. There was.. The word of Joseph? fuck this cabin did belong to a peggie. You go over to it as you see a psitol laying next to it, You quickly grabbed the pistol first before taking a second glance at the book. Is was probably the one book that youve seen that was in almost perfect condition. You flip open the cover and your eyes widen at what you see. "To my brother, Jacob."
Oh shit this was Jacobs cabin, you needed to get the hell out of there. You turn around and Jacobs tall figure shadows over you as he looks down at you. "Nice Try." he says with2 that rough voice your used to, but the next thing he says his tone is.. different2. "Give me the gun." He holds out his hand waiting for you to hand it to him. You reluctantly do, he slips it into his waistband before reaching around you to grab the Word of Joseph. He starts to walk around as he starts to talk to you, "You know.." "Ive never actually read the thing. Ive read bits and pieces but reading isnt really my thing." You watch as he takes his jacket off placing it on a chain at a unorganized desk. He walks around in a black turtleneck continuing to talk to you. "Youre probably wondering why I havent killed you yet? Correct?" You nod but he quickly shakes his head, "Youre an adult. Use your words." He stops pacing as he grabs his knife. He begins to clean it waiting for a response. "Why Havent you? Joseph would be pleased." He continues walking mainly paying attention to cleaning his knife "Oh now that would be too easy and waste of a strong soldier." This time he doesnt walk past you but walks towards you. He stops right in front of you before bending down slightly to get to your eye level. "Youre an animal, and just like any other bitch you can be broken. But.. You know what happens when you cant break a dog. You have to put it down and I would hate for that to be the case." he brushes his hand against your cheek and you shiver at the touch of his cold and rough hand. "Why waste a perfectly good soldier?"
He leans closer making you cower, he watches the fear on your face before backing away. He points to the door with his knife. "You can leave if you want but you wont get far in the cold dressed like that. The storm is getting bad out there." He turns around and goes to sit at that unorganized desk you saw earlier. He sets his knife down before taking that gun out of his waistband to disassemble and clean it. Half of you is telling you to bolt out that door but the other half is telling you to stay. You look out the window behind you and see that its like a blizzard out there. You quietly walk next to him and watch him clean the gun slowly trying to find some words, any words. "Just gonna watch?" He says snapping you back to reality. "Sorry.. do you still have my jacket?" He stops cleaning before turning his neck to look at you. "No. If youre leaving then leave if not here." He hands you the jacket off the back of his chair. You were in shock. But with how old you were even with the fire you but it on and find your way to sitting on the edge of his bed watching him as he cleaned his gun. You started to take a better look at the interior of the cabin, there was a pretty big mounted buck head on the wall. some more taxidermy sprinkled around. Huh guess he really does like to hunt. You hear and slightly see him reassembling the gun. Soon enough hes getting up and walks over before placing the gun back on the nightstand on top of the Word of Joseph. He stops in front of you looking down at you in his jacket, that was definitely a sight he would remember.
You stand up looking at his for a second before you bring your lips to his, you dont know what it was but you started to regret it until you felt his hand on your waist and him starting to kiss you back. You were honestly expecting him to kick you out of push you off of him at least but.. no. His lips were chapped but it didnt bother you, you bring your hands to the back of his neck, you deepen the kiss wondering what everyone would think if they saw you kissing Jacob, the man youre supposed to kill. You pull away to get some air, his blue eyes look you up and down. "What made you do that soldier?" You look at him and you both smile "Shut up" you say before kissing him again and he pushes you onto the bed going with you, he starts to trail kisses down your jaw before kissing your neck. You turn your head to give him more room to work with as you squirm against him. You tug at his shirt eagerly but he grabs your hands and places them above your head holding them there with one hand before running the other over your clothed body as he continues to kiss and bite your neck. Your breathing grows heavy almost whimpering every time he bites your neck. You feel him growing hard against you. His hand expoling your body makes its way down to your jeans and makes great haste undoing them before sliding his hand under them along with your panties, his caloused fingers go straight to your clit using your slickness to rub it relentlessly going at the perfect pace. You had no clue that such a strong hunter and soilder like him could be such a great lover. He lets go of your wrist and brings his hand to the hem of your shirt and lifts it up to expose your bare breasts without thinking twice he takes one of your nipples into his mouth and starts fondling your other breast.
He places a soft bite on your nipple making you jump in his grasp, an unexpected whine escaping from your lips. Your hips helplessly grind against Jacobs hand craving more, He leaves one more bite on your nipple this one harder than the last. You arch your back making you press into him. He pulls away and quickly pulls off his black turtleneck dropping it with the rest of the clothes. He makes quick work of your jeans and panties down letting them drop to the floor carelessly he stands at the edge of the bed and takes a good minute to look at you all while youre admiring and studying his scars, he loved the sight of you being helpless in his bed.. wearing his jacket. He wanted to be the only one to see you like this. He grabs your ankles and pulls your body half way off the bed him standing in between your legs he drops down to he knees and looks directly through your eyes as looks up at you. He uses his fingers and spreads your folds to get a good view, you were perfect for him. Without warning he dives in with his mouth being completely sloppy and making work of all of the right spots. He loved your taste and couldnt get enough of it. He lapped up and down your folds multiple times with his tongue his grip on your thighs deathly tight, he moved his arm to hold you down and takes his other hand and as his mouth starts to focus on your clit he takes two fingers and starts pumping into you curling his fingers ever so perfectly hitting that spot that made you squirm.
Breathless moans and incoherent words escape your lips as you grip his arm as tight as you can, your nails digging into his arm. As he starts to pump is fingers faster his mouth playing with your clit does too. Your legs start to squirm around his head as they close tightly and you squeeze his head with your thighs you come completely undone on his face and fingers. He removes his fingers but continues to eat you out wanting to remember the taste. Your legs start to shake around his head at the overstimulation. When he finally pulls away you can see your juices covering his mouth and beard. He climbs back ontop of you quickly going to kiss you as you place your hands on the back of his head. He pulls away which neither of you wanted to happen, he kicks off his boots and quickly undoes his belt soon enough his length is sprung free and your eyes widen at the size. He slides his length through your soaked folds before teasing your entrance with his tip before slowly pushing his whole length in. A breathless gasp is all that comes out of you before you cover your mouth with your hand. He starts to thrust at a fast pace trying not to go too hard as he didnt want to literally break you. "It hurts~" You whine moving your hand above your head, he leans down and whispers, "Shh.. You can handle it pup".
Those words made you clench around him and you could tell he felt it by the grunt he let out, his breath was heavy and his grunts and groans are just turning you on even more. His thrusts start to grow harder and more intense. Your head starts to go light with pleasure you were still rather sensitive from the orgasm he just gave you by eating you out. You had never been with a man who actually made you feel truly good during sex. He grabs on your your legs and hitches it up over his shoulder allowing him to hit your deepest spots. You whine out with a nice mixture of moans and struggled words mainly just his name. His size was perfect for you, just enough to stretch you but not big enough to seriously hurt you. He gripped your leg tightly as he continued to pound into you, he leans down a little closer to you. "You take me so well pup, such a good girl~" You blushed at the praise and tightened around him as he said it, he found your sexual weakness and he was damn well gonna use it against you. "You like it when I say things like that don't you? I feel you get tighter every.." he pauses to let out a grunt "fuck.. Every time I do" You look away blushing covering the top part of your face with your hand. He give one very hard thrust before slowing down to almost a stop.
"You need to look at me and you need to use your words." You brush your hair back as you look up at him. "Yes sir." He starts back up quickly resuming at the pace before he started to slow down. He looked down at you in his jacket being made a absolute mess by him, his hips stutter but go back on pace as he was trying to control himself never wanting this to end. "I cant wait to breed you~ To have our own pups" He looks down and smiles at you, "Youd love that, wouldnt you. Everyone would know you belong to me." You look up at him before stuggling to speak clear words, "Breed.." "breed me, please!~" You whine out as he pounds into you with more force, his hips start to stutter again. He was close and their was no denying it. He brings one of his hands down and starts rubbing your clit with his thumb making you squeeze tight around him. "Youre mine deputy. Only mine. I will protect you and our pups no matter what." With those words you finish around him making that your second orgasm of the night. With a few final thrust he burries himself inside of you finishing, coating your walls with his seed. (hah.. his seed as in Jacob seed) Jacob raches his arms under you and picks you up with him still inside of you. He turns you both around as he takes you into a deep and passionate kiss before sitting down on the bed, he pulls you down onto the bed with him making sure hes still inside of you, He kisses your forehead before grabbing a blanket and pulling it over you both. You nuzzle your head into his chest before mumbling "I love you, only you." as you drift off to sleep in his arms. He follows soon after you.
SORRY IF THERES RANDOM NUMBERS MY LAPTOP HAD A STROKE
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subbybunnyboo · 3 months
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i feel like this is something i can’t post in my channel with friends, but i need to vent
well, if i had made this post two or even one month ago i would have written ‘i fucked up’ as i said i hoped i wouldn’t in my “goodbye post”
but times go by and you start realizing that you were fucking abused and i’m not talking about physical/sexual harm and i havent been degraded (i mean only when i wanted to if you remember thematics of my blog). STRAIGHTLY. now i know what gaslight is first-hand.
i dont want to tell the full story here, just imagine situation when you have to overthink and rethink your every phrase several times before saying it with your partner. or feeling such a miserable person you have to visit therapists and stopping yourself from jumping under the train from thinking that you are a burden. i mean, yes, many people (sadly) experience this, BUT IMAGINE it all disappears right after you break up.
you feel like absolute shit and cry all the time, but when ‘should i kill myself?’-thought crosses your mind it doesnt stay even for a second. like, nah, i dont want to. i dont need to work on this, i just dont think that way
we broke up two months ago and i still feel broken. i tried to meet new people and they do like me and in two days they may treat me better than my ex in 5 months… but i just cant feel anything. they can be hell of a gentleman, get me flowers and coffee, shower me with kind words and we can have a great funny convo about lots of our common interests. but i come home and remember our first ‘date’ and cry. and i dont even cry like CRY, i just try to fall asleep while tears are going down my face. and we talk, meet again. but i feel nothing like i used to.
and i just saw a reels (99% of my feed actually) with a biker, but it was a special one for an unknown reason. i felt summer air. and felt how i want short nights, ‘white’ nights of petersburg, green, motorcycles on streets. and i miss..maybe what pops up in my mind a lot.. when it was “well i wanted to meet with you and i still do, so if you want it too…” “i do” “then what?” “finish your uni task, i’m ordering you a taxi” after he fell asleep when we were supposed to meet and not “what time should i come over?” *no respond* “i wont” “okay” and then blaming me in making scenes and saying “instead of this we could have a talk in discord, or you could be here and play with my dog or we could watch something, but no, you preferred making drama” when i did not make any. well, instead of acting like a jerk for whom i dont exist as well as my feelings, YOU could invite me for real, show me that you wanted me there or offer talking in disco.
no, i was guilty for everything. when this person was guilty - it was my fault. every single time
its just such a person. i dont know if all he has done was on purpose or not. i am not sure if i want to know. but he is probably too smart not to know what exactly he was doing
there is no single day i dont think about him and in my mind i just cant let him go. all that feeling like he is one of a kind. and connection. unhealthy, but connection
there is no abuse without good moments. and such moments make you think maybe if you did something slightly different… if you swallowed such treatment that time… understood him better this time…. but then you open your chat and read how he treats you like literal SHIT and it just hits you hard like a truck
i am deeply hurt. i am a person you should not meet and fall in love with right now. right now i can cause only pain, but im not a sick sadist, i dont enjoy it. but i understood i need to give myself time to heal. not to try meeting new people that would replace him. and for sure not to try to get him back. however, i dont know jf i will follow these words. hopefully.
and when i get free from this, i will meet my dream motorcyclist husband-material. maybe gym rat. maybe scott pilgrim type of nerd. hopefully somebody… kinder. more empathetic. and mature for relationship.
peace
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pumakaji64 · 5 months
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i suffer from this annoying problem you see-
i want to do more, i really think i do- but i just feel so confined by my current living situation where i am consantnly around my family- you see in 2020 my father mother and eldest sister had to move in with my older sister and i because of covid costing my parents their jobs- i wasn't exactly doing stellar before this but i was feeling like i was starting to get a handle on my life and starting to figure important things out- but since the move i feel like ive had to put that all on halt......
i stopped going to online therapy because i have no privacy to do so and feel safe because if i wanted to get any real progress id have to talk about my family and my childhood whici i do NOT want any of them hearing about and i cant go physically because i cant drive and i dont want to waste more gas and the time of the others- i stopped drawing because i have no privacy to safely express myself without their eyes unless if i lock myself in my room which they will judge me for and now my dominant hand is permanantly injured making it painful to draw unless im careful about it- i am confined downstairs in the living room most of the time because i need to watch my dog (this is on me though I can accept that) so i feel like i have no space for myself and when i take leisure time feel nothing but guilt everytime my family comes by- they love teasing me over the dog too saying i dont do enough i dont know how much theyre joking i already feel like shit all the time so i dont really appreciate the jabs- being on here is the one consistant thing i can muster up enough energy to do- but even so not without constant guilt- most days off dont feel like much of anything.
its hard even to engage in my interests anymore- dont have the time, dont have the energy, dont have the privacy, dont have the intelligence, dont have the confidence, idk... just been tough lately i guess.
not even my room offers much respite- my parents room is right across and they love to keep their door open- i feel them watching everytime i go in
i feel stuck
i feel like im wasting my life
i feel like i will never get out of here
i do not know what to do
i dont think theres even anything waiting for me even if i can
tw suicide talk
i cant go back to school because i have no idea what i want to do with my life- theres so much pressure for me to be succesful and each day i feel like more and more of a failure- and i know if i try and fail again i might end up trying to kill myself like i did last time
but to be honest i know i cant even kill myself because i know the cost of a funeral wont be worht it and because im too much of a coward to do so
but staying alive isnt much better when you feel like a constant financial drain and worthless layabout all the time
and everytime i think i find some sort of plan or some way out its like a carrot on a stick thats tugged away from me like a joke
it's so funny- i was openyl gushing about how hopeful i felt and now realitys crashing back down once again! there's no getting out of here.
to make it all worse this year has been terrible for me healthwise- im falling apart in so many ways and i feel even worse about being a waste of money-
i dont feel like i can talk to any of them about how awful i feel- most of the time any attempt to do so ends poorly and even when it doesnt nothing changes- i dont know where to make heads or tails of it all- i know im to blame for a lot of my own issues i know i overreact and take things too personally- i feel like i paint an unfair picture of them sometimes but eveyr day feels harder to keep on going- i already struggled with doing basic shit to take care of myself but recently it feels impossible
they did always say i just dont care enough- either its always been true or at some point became it.
i dont want to go to my stupid fucking job that bores the shit out of me- but i have to- i have to be of use somehow- i didnt sleep last night- i dont want to go to work because when im at work i just think about all the things i could be doing- actually useful or fufilling things i know i wont do on my day off despite how badly i wish i was while at my job
but i have to- it's almost time- so i guess i will.
whats the point of writing all of this- a cry for help maybe? pity seeking maybe even if i try to deny it over and over- i guess im just nearing my breaking point- something about these ast few months have been really grueling lately- again probably to do with all the suddent medical issues and the fact that my 20's are halfway done and i have nothing of worth to show for it- i dont know what to do i dont think im ever escaping this place and maybe thats for the best
I’m not a good person- I have all the same horrible traits they do. I just hide it on here to appear more likable.
im 25- its too late- ive wasted my entire life- it was always going to end this way everyone whose ever knwon me could see it thats why they all gave up on me- i did too. theres no point in prentending i can be fixed and wasting any more money. i feel like a ghost in this house watching life pass by. i feel like a stupid child trapped in an adults body.
i dont know what to do anymore-everything feels like sawdust.
But I’ll be fine… I’m numbing it all out. I don’t feel enough to want to hurt myself this time. like i said i have to go to work soon
im going to go downstairs and my mother will see my horribly messy hair and she'll make some annoyed comment about me needing to brush and ask me to run my fingers throught the tangles and we'll go to work. and i'll tell stupid jokes to try to make her smile because its the least i can do.
despite it all i love them still- but some days i wish i could love them from a safe distance.
im tempted to delete this like i do with all my breakdowns that i post on blogs that arent my vent blog but i think i'll keep this one up- because deep down i think i do want some advice or help or something- i cant keep living like this. i dont know what to do to stop. i just wish i had more to offer in return.
or maybe i just need to yell- whatever- doesnt matter- i'll go back to my usual postings on both of my active blogs regardless of whatever happens after this post-im sure i'll regret it later and try to just ingore this and hope you all too but it's like 4 am so whose even gonna see this lol
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demento · 8 months
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this is going to be my running commentary for the 2001 a space odecyecs (can't spell lmai
the monkey part is so wierdd, it is so obviously some dude in a fursuit, topped off by the noises and music. my dog is growling at them and intensely staring at the screen.
the massive pole thing? idk what that was abiut. and then they start beating eachother, and It suddenly cuts to outer space? okay.
my dog is so interested, not taking his eyes off it. abolutely captivated.
really cool soundtrack btw, I really like it
first part of characters(ur title):
his daughter just wants another telephone :(. I am so confused rn, what's that really long convo around the table? who knows.
PASSENGERS ARE ADVISED TO READ INSTRUCTIONS VLBEFORE USING THE TOILET XD !!!!??????!!
there is no speaking again? really cool music but I need to know what's going on. please
oooh a meeting. I wish subtitles were available I am not processing any of this
the CGI is fabulous I love it so much
they going into that base thingy now with the horrific audio, like, it doesn't need to go in for so long :(, it's too much for my head to handle. I hope it has a purpose, to build tension or smth cause it's really terrible(in the way that it's well done/made but a bad noise). AND NOW RINGING?!
it says Jupiter's mission now
it's focusing on this dude running around a rotating office(?) and it's hurting my brain I can't wrap my head around the movement in it. ik you said it was trippy but I assumed that's later lol
the way this dude is eating his icecreamed food is driving me insane, no one eats it like that, stuff is meant to be eaten in an order, or going from one end to the other. oooh it's infuriating >:(
HAL 9000! I <3 him so much. He and Dave are so. just so.
" I know it's a bit silly" awwww
the breathing atm is so grr dheggebsb bdjbbs bsnndndndnnhw grrrrgrrrreerrr. they did not need 10 minutes of this dude breaking really heavy, was not needed.
got to the intermission!
there's the breathing again it is so wierdd and just wrong.
my dog just let out the loudest fart honestly >:0
the dude that's not Dave is just floating out in space. he won't stop it's been ages now. he's been saved!
all the people in the white sleepy suits just died
Dave let the dude go again?! he and Hal had an argument over killing each other.
Dave killed Hal as he was singing a song to him? ok, onto the Jupiter and beyond the infinite
the magical colourfull line he's gone into looked like guitar hero, but rotated
atm all I see is colours I am so confused. it hurts my eyes.
babies in space!?!!
overall I just found it confusing, but it was interesting to watch lol
have fun reading this :P
LMAO HI
im not gonna respond to the first gorillas bit bc i was there w u but . set the tone for ur dogs for sure….
THE POLE YHING IS PART OF THE TRIPPY BIT my ongoing theory is that it gives people new information that their brains cant rly hand,e (i.e. monkeys near pole went apeshit but figured out how to use tools, people on moon near pole had to be put in a coma but figured out how to go to jupiter, dave near pole had the worst trip of his life but was reborn into a giant baby…) like some sorta lovecraftian shit
THE SIUDNTRACK IS SOOOOOO GOOD AGH. i LOVE the use of music in the film to set the tone & atmosphere & motifs & shit
THE LONG CONVO WAS UHHH. they were on like a specship docking station nd these guys tell the doctor (main guy who rang his kid) that the spaceship he’s going onto has rumours of a massive disease outbreaak, and so he better be careful and also they say he should like. feed info back to them . and be a rat basically . the doctor says “nuh uh thats confidential” and they all get sad bc they dont have access to a mole
the meeting is where we discover that actually theres NOT a disease outbreak , thats just a backup story to prevent more people going onto the ship. they’re travelling to the moon to investigate this weird black pole thing (th same pole frm the monkeys) bc it has a super strong super weird magnetic field . its said that it must have been dug down into the ground purposely bc its so deep…
…which brings us nicely to the AWFUL RINGING SCENE . theyve found the pole and are investigating it — behavior is notably VERY similar 2 tha monkeys. they reach forwards and touch it hesitantly, crowd around it in a circle… the reason however that it might be ringing for us NOW but was not ringing for the monekys PREVIOUSLY could be just because we, the viewer, ARE humans, adn thus cannot hear the sound the moneksy heard
JUPITERS MISSION IS WHERE THE MAIN PLOT COMES IN ! with hal and frank and dave . uhh more or less u seem to understand most of the first bit of this, but just to put it out there that the people who are in a coma are the people who were on the voyage to th moon to investigate the magnetic field .
HAL AND DAVE ARE SO. THEY ARE JUST SO. U GET IT
the breathing is bc theyre in space thats what they hear but iAGREE it was HORRIBEL watching that on the big screen OUGH
intermission :-3
frank was uhh dead .? the pod he was manouvreing got taken over by hal (bc the red light at the front lit up ) , and it cut his oxygen cord. he’s dead out there buddy . dave isnt saving him .
dave let frank go bc he had to go in the entrance where he would Probably Die if he did not Pay Attention. and so bringing franks body in was NOT on his list of priorities .
the argument with hal was brought on previously — do u remember the convo dave and frank had in the pod when they thought hal could not hear them ? the convo abt cutting hal off if it turned out that the communications device was NOT broken aftr all? thtas why hal killed frank, and why hal wanted to kill dave
THE SONG WAS A REFREENCE TO THE FIRST COMPUTER TO SING A SONG !! th ibm something or other….but uhh the deal with him singing was bc his memory files got removed it was like a factory reset. && dave kille shim bc he killed frank and all those cryogenically sleepin people lol
I TALKED ABT THIS EARLIER IN THE POST BUT JUST TO CLARIFY. u could see the black obelisk thing just b4 he started with the freaky acid trip thing……nd my personal theory is that. the information he was fed got TOO much and TOO overcomplicated . and thats why the last hhalf an hour is like that lmao
GIANT BABIES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
it IS confusing ur right. nw….tgank you for liveblogging it like i asked babycakws
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theteasetwrites · 1 year
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ahhhh I’ve been binging the beginning series since I discovered ur account recently and I have so many fav moments i don’t think I could put it in one ask 😭
1. reader hallucinating aaron when she had the flu in the prison - idk there’s just something about this moment that just hits every time + them singing we’ll meet again was just so sweet
2. literally any moment of the Dixon family - theyre just so cute and sweet and dad daryl always gets me like DILF DILF DILF 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
3. reader defending robin and Lydia from gage, margo, and alfred- I love it when she gets protective of her family and my girl lydia didnt deserve to be bullied by them + those three needed to be shut up fr
4. reader getting pissed off at carol for putting daryl and Lydia in danger s10 - man I love carol and I was so sad for her but she was pissing me off too when she wasn’t thinking about how her actions could hurt others and herself + her almost getting magna, connie, jerry, aaron, daryl, Kelly, and reader killed 😐
5. chapter 76 when beta comes into the dixon’s home and robin is hiding - this entire scene terrified me lmfao I was so scared for robin but also so proud of her for trying to be brave + dog getting injured to protect her :( was so glad when rosita came and saved her 🙏
That’s all for now but I’m pretty sure I’ll be sending more later when I remember something 😁 I love the series sm and ur such an amazing writer! I’ve only recently got into twd again after I stopped watching a long time ago and this fic fueled my love for the show and Daryl 🫶 So sad it’s coming to an end but it was a really good run and I cant wait to see what the last few chapters have in store for us!!! - 🪐
Oh wow ok I will say a little thing about all those scenes too haha
Omg I love that scene too! I don't think anyone has ever mentioned it really, but I love it. It's the first time where we see someone hallucinating in the series, which has become a recurring theme lol. And it's the first time we "see" Aaron (tho at that point I still hadn't revealed who he was because I wanted to be sneaky lol). And I loved referencing that song We'll Meet Again. It's so haunting and yet so pretty. It fits with the whole series really well I think.
YEAH. Daryl being a daddy is the hottest cutest thing ever!! And now he's got two kids??? Double dilf.
Dude I reread that scene myself so much because I just love reader defending her family. I think she defends her family a lot in season 10 which is really sweet. I love how she brings Lydia into their family. Lydia deserved more screen time and more scenes that just show her with Daryl and being apart of the family. At least I get to include that in my story.
Right??? Like I said, I think we really see reader standing up for her family in season 10 which is awesome. I love when she is kinda saucy and sassy and doesn't take anyone's shit. She doesn't do it very often, but when she does, it's very satisfying I must say. I think she was just fed up with Carol's selfishness, and tbh, Daryl wasn't being great either. I had to write him as still helping Carol like he did in the show, but that meant for some strain in his relationship with reader in my series. But I mean, there's no such thing as a relationship that doesn't have its ups and downs so I think it worked out.
Oh I reread that scene all the time too! Robin is so cute and brave. I loved writing in that little scene. And Dog... my heart. I just love the implication that Daryl has Dog trained to protect Robin and reader too lol. You know he absolutely would do something like that.
Thank you so much! It's always so amazing to hear when someone says that my stories brought them back to TWD. I consider it among one of the highest compliments. <3
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Super Hero- Welcome to the Mind Fuck pt 1
this is my first whump story so bare with me. These are @gatheringofsuffering s and I’s ocs. i enjoyed this plot so i decided to write a story with it.
CW: [implied] Whump, Mind control whump, wounds/head wound, panicking, super power whump, blood 
There has been nothing but silence from the other end. Typically you'd think that'd be a good thing, a weight lifted off the shoulders of all of us. But of fucking course, its not ever that easy. It'd be different if they were fucking dead. But they're not.. they're hiding.. planning. Planning for something we need to constantly keep our guard up for. Cain said he doesn't know.. our best guess we could come up with is a fucking ambush. How pathetic. Our patrols have gotten longer, our security better. But somehow it never seems to stop the creeping feeling they'll find a way. A way to us.. a way to him. They want him dead. And as much as i would have gladly killed him myself months before.. now i'm not sure. And it makes my fucking brain hurt. Everything hurts.. when he looks at me.. when he sneaks into my room at night because he's afraid.. when he grabs my hand.. leeches onto my body and follows me around like a puppy.. when we kiss. God.. fuck.. he ruins my reputation. He ruins a lot of me. Yet of course here we are standing in the empty, dusty, junk filled abandoned buildings on our 14th patrol of the day waiting for the other to speak. Waiting for the enemy to swoop in finally and save us from this awkward fucking silence shit he does. Cmon Zay.. don't let this small soul eater kick you off your game. Of anything that could? I refuse it to be him. 
“Offly quiet” 
I speak up finally, voice echoing slightly through the empty rooms. One of us had to. He doesn't even look at me when I do. Simply continues his pace around the room, the sounds of the soles of his shoes scuffing against the dirty concrete beneath him.
“..you know i don't like speaking when they could be around.. don't want to see them”
His voice is soft.. quiet. As though he's afraid of them hearing and coming for him. Quite frankly he should be. But who was I to instill a constant fear like that into him? And how fucking boring would that be as well. So I lied.
“Chances seem slim.. but know you don't”
“And.. it'll be fine if they are because it's not just me.. and they cant control me”
He speaks as though he's trying to convince himself. I watch his face as he proceeds to scan the room, the random garbage leftover from hiders, the caving roof and the torn wallpaper. I can only nod for a moment
“Exactly.. we won't let that happen to you, well help you”
He only nods at my poor attempt at comforting. However his small smile he can't contain makes me think it actually helped. That's a first. But unfortunately for him and the rest of us I can't keep that shit up. So back to what I know best. I finally tear my eyes away from him as I proceed to scan the room's flooring as well.
“So get to chatting.. too damn quiet without your mouth”
“Awe miss me that much? I thought you hated me”
Little shit. Don't ever think I'm helping your puppy dog face again.
“Okay you can shut it now”
That only earns me a faint giggle from him and suddenly I feel lighter. If you can't fix it.. distract it.
“We both know that's not what you want me to do”
I can't help but roll my eyes at his comments.. he was always so witty . He's almost the only other person besides Z to ever match my wit. Sometimes I think that's part of why the hatred couldn't last.
“Debatable now”
“Yea? What changed Zay?”
It's the first time he even looked in my direction since we got here, and i can't help but turn to meet my eyes with his. He’s like a fucking drug. Sucking you in constantly with one glance.
“You became an ass like always”
He doesn't skip a beat. I smirk as he replies cocky as ever.
“I'm not an ass pretty boy and you know it..”
Pretty boy?
“..I've been wayyyy worse”
He has.
“Oh so nicknames now?”
He shrugs at me with his sly little smirk. He knows what he's doing.. he always does. No one’s here.. zees gone.. empty building.. just us.. fuck- no. I can't do this, Zees taking him next time. He finally pulls his eyes away from me and to the room around him once more, making his way from one to the next. I follow him.. pretending to watch anything but him. 
“Nothings here.. whole place is empty and shit”
“Won't be complaining when there is something to do”
I chuckle at his ignorance. There's one thing you learn not to do in hero work.. Speak too soon and jinx yourself. And he only proceeds to get worse. 
“Aren't we supposed to be finding something?” 
He giggles at himself, almost as though i was stupid for suggesting such a thing. If the gods were with him today, everything would stay as quiet as it is right now. But I won't let him know my worries in the danger of his words.
“I mean.. If we find something that's a plus i guess”
“Soooo just search an empty building?”
He walks slowly, one step in front of the other delicately across the concrete floor as he speaks. I watch every step he takes, for someone so smart.. He's so naïve. I can't help but smirk a bit as I shrug my shoulders slightly, focusing my attention back onto the random items on the old dusty shelves and torn, aged curtains. 
“Shit Z says.. has to be done. We make sure there's no sign of assholes hiding out.. No sign of them being here. As long as there's nothing of importance that's all we care about. Get in, get out.”
He proceeds to find me amusing, chuckling his soft chuckle again echoing throughout the room.
“Like chores.. But for buildings”
“Exactly.. Thank zee for being that mom”
Keep it lighthearted, keep the joking going. That's all you can do to keep it calm.. And keep the boredom of the task from killing you from the inside out. I turn my attention back to him when I hear his soft voice speak close to my ear.
“Rooms clear” 
He speaks soft into my ear. How he got so close is beyond me. I barely even heard him move. 
“Just junk and shit here”
He proceeds to speak while I'm still trying to figure out how he so casually moved across the room like a fucking mouse, no scratch that a mouse would've made more noise then he did. Once i give up trying to comprehend his quite movements, I finally speak.
“Yes sir.. Onto the next then?”
He opens his mouth as though to speak once more, only to be stopped by a familiar sounding voice across the room.. Too familiar.. A voice we dread hearing every single time. Her heeled boots followed.. Tap.. tap.. tap .. across the concrete flooring as she spoke. I immediately turn in her direction, casually shielding Cain with my body as I do so. 
“Junk? Haven't you heard, One man's trash is another's treasure?”
I couldn't feel Cain.. But I certainly saw it in his face. He was tense. Stressed. It happens every single time she's nearby. He's afraid of her. His own mother. Not biologically of course. But the one that raised him his entire life, when no one else wanted him. When he was alone and everyone was fucking scared of his power. Just like everyone was scared of mine. As much as i hated to admit it.. We weren't really that different.. He was like Z.. like me.. We were all feared.. all left. We were all framed to be something we weren't. But alas here we all were.. Together.. Being heroes and shit.
“W-why are you here..?”
He stutters despite his efforts.
“Just walking the town, noticed you two seemed lost”
“Lying ass”
I mumbled slightly, That comment was meant to stay in my head. Luckily, he speaks before she can pick up my snarky comment.
“Were not lost, so go back to your walk or whatever”
Her eyebrows raise, he's never been one to talk back. Especially to her. Zee would say he’s been spending to much time with me, maybe that’s true.. but fuck.. come on its pretty fucking hot right? Just me?
“Why.. haven't you gotten snarky little one? Shouldn't speak that way to your mother..”
“..can say whatever I want”
Alright.. so maybe we're treading on dangerous ropes with his attitude. But Who am I to interrupt a family reunion?
“Id watch yourself before you get someone hurt”
“..why you're here, isn't it?”
She only smirks, turning her attention to me once again with her sharp gaze. I could almost make out a glare in her eyes as she looked me up and down. She despised me, maybe even blamed me for Cain's attitude.. For his absence in her life. She wouldn't be too far off if she had. Finally the wicked witch speaks up.
“I don’t think we’ve formally met.. Zayden right?”
Well..
“No” 
I glanced momentarily at Cain.. I didn't need to watch him long to see his confusion. His stress begin to grow. I know I'm fucked. He knows it too. It's exactly what happened to him.. Probably more than I know. She only smirks at my response though something gives me the feeling she doesn't find me very funny.
“Don't lie to me Zayden, Cain already gave you in. didn't you, little one?”
He- no no he wouldn't do that she's just a fucking liar. Suddenly there's a pounding in my head. Small at first.. I focus on it. I focus and I- I feel it getting bigger. When did it get there? Has it always been there? I can hear them talking. What are they saying?
“I-i did? What are you talking about?”
Its him..  He sounds so far away.. Why can't I answer him? This pounding- holy fuck.. Is this what she feels like? Suddenly I hear my name and i try to put aside the pounding for a moment.
“Zayden, why don't you come with me? Clearly he's not very careful with you, hm? Clearly he doesn't care whether what he says hurts you or not.”
Why the hell would he do this to me? My body doesn't feel like mine.. As much as I don't want to, I can't help myself but obey. My feet move themselves in her direction and I watch her smile widen. She's happy? She's happy to have me.. No ones happy to have me. Just as my feet start moving I feel his gentle hand grasp my arm. What is he doing? As I look in his direction I am only met with desperation on his face.. He's panicking.. Why is he so panicked, I'm okay I'm doing as I'm told? He should know better than anyone..
“Zayden.. . stop..”
His voice.. His voice cracks just slightly, filled with nothing but desperation to match his expression. I can't..
“Zayden, here. Now. don't let him treat you like that anymore.”
Her voice speaks from my left.. Let go of me please.. I need to get to her.. I pull my arm away from his loose grasp. If he really wanted me to stay he would have held me harder anyway.. It's an act, it's all an act. She might just be right.
“Zayden please snap out of it please..” 
I see him press our panic button, right on the sleeve of his suit. I can see the slight blinking of green light up my right wrist. He wants zee. Why doesn't he trust me? I can fix this without her. I'm just as fucking good as she is! Every part of my body is screaming for me to rip my fucking head apart, find the source of the pounding and make it stop. Make this fucking pounding stop! I can hear her giggling in the back. Move.  i cant fucking move. Just move.
“You should know better than anyone little one, he doesn't stop until I say so.”
“Let him go.. You-you can't just do this..”
Oh my fucking god she's not doing anything! I'm doing good! 
“Oh but I can.. And I am. Your actions have consequences little one.. I raised you better”
“Just let him go.. He didn't do shit!”
He sounds so pathetic begging for someone who doesn't need saving. She thinks so. I think so.
“Zayden.. Please calm him down for me? Tie him up.”
One command. One simple ask of me is all i need for the nerves in my body to light up once again. I feel my body moving before i can even think. I find myself moving toward him and reaching out my arms for his. I grabbed them harder than I should, but I needed him to stay.. Not like he held mine. Easy to pry away from. Easy to leave. He didn't try. Not like me. He tried to back away// i see his feet practically stumbling over themselves.. Why doesn't he want me now?
“Get off.. Don't- don't touch me.”
Why?! I can't speak. Its to fucking much. He doesn't want me to touch him? fine. I watch myself shove him back. And back. And back. Until he falls back into a nearby chair. 
“God he's so much easier then you are little one” 
She's not talking to me.. But the praise is still there. She wants me. I am better. I am not secondary. I hear the slight whimper in his voice as start to tie his arms to the chair, when did i get this rope? Where did it come from? I can't stop. His whimpering hurts. But I can't stop.
“Stop it, let go! Stop controlling him please Rowan..”
“I'm not done yet”
I'm not being- no no I'm not.. I'm fighting it. I know the rope is tight little hero.. Just let me.. Let me. 
“Please.. Please don't do this..” 
He's pleading, he's pleading not to her but to me.. But I can barely think about it, it's only a small thought in the back of my mind as I feel myself proceed to crouch down onto my knees and tie his ankles in just the same way as his wrists. I need him to stay.
“Quit struggling. Wouldn't want him to have to break something, would we now? Look at him I'm sure he could do some real damage couldn't he”
I feel him stop at her words. He stopped pulling. He stopped fighting me. He still listens to her, just like he always used to. Just like he used to follow her around as her personal little heal toy. Yet somehow he's concerned about me? It's pathetic truly.. The way he betrayed her.. Who's to say he wouldn't do it to Zee.. to me..? He’d fuck  us all and he wouldn't even think twice. I don't remember walking.. All I remember is being back next to her. At her side watching as the frown on his face only grew the more he stared at me. I could barely even feel the feeling of her fingers combing through my dark mess of hair as she ruffled it.
“Look at him.. Such a good boy isn't he Cain?”
“Please let him go rowan.. Please..”
She was praising me.. She was proud of what i had done.. Was he ever proud of me? I don't feel like me.. I don't feel like the me he would be proud of. She only chuckled in his response.
“What? Maybe ill keep him for a bit. Maybe he doesn't want you anymore, why would he? You'd betray him just like you betrayed your own family.”
“Y-you're controlling him.. I'm not stupid he-he wouldn't do that..”
His voice cracks. P a t h e t i c. p a t h e t i c. p a t h e t i c. 
“Oh really?” she smirked as she spoke “and what makes you so sure? You barely know him”
“H-he promised! And he wont do that.. He wouldn't do that..”
His voice quivered as he spoke.. I could hear it. She could hear it. It satisfied her. The desperation.. The begging.. The fear. She wanted this. I wanted this. She scoffs at his pathetic attempt at reasoning. With her? With himself? Didn't matter. 
“Promised? Don't be such a child Cain.”
He stayed silent. Had he given up on me? I try to focus on his face, his expressions. Tried to find fear of my own. His face never changed from the state it was in. he just remained silent as i felt her small arms wrap around my right one tightly.
“So strong.. Surprised he hasn't killed you himself yet”
“..please just let him go.. Ill go with you or.. Whatever you want please just.. Just let him go rowan..”
“And miss the fun opportunity? Absolutely not. What lesson would you learn from that?”
There it is. Just as strong as before. The fear and desperation as he pulls on the ropes once more, not seeming to care about the threat he was given not 5 minutes prior. Why is he fighting me so hard? A small glimpse of blinking green shines once again in the corner of my eye. He’s calling for her again. He really.. Doesn't.. Trust.. Me. I want to throw something. I want to punch the nearest fucking wall, or hell even person. But my thoughts are cut short by her soft chuckle in my ear.
“Maybe i should make him do all the punishing, maybe then you'll listen more”
Was he listening? He didn't seem to be. I just watched him continue to pull his wrists free of the tightly bound ropes to no avail. Then i hear it.
“Zayden..”
My name.
“Stop him”
Stop him.
No..
 Kill him. 
Please..
Beat him. 
I cant..
How fucking pretty his blood will look on your hands. Your angry. I know you are. 
It.. I-I'm not fucking angry..! 
Let it out. Its okay. This isn't real anyway. 
Stop it!
You wanted this didn't you? You wanted him gone. Just you and Zee again. Nothing to get in your way. 
FUCK!
My bodies moving, i can feel it move to him faster than i ever have. I watch the fear grow in his eyes. But not for her. For me. My hands wrap around his small neck easily. I'm squeezing tightly and he can do nothing to stop my hands from breaking his small neck right there. He doesn't move.. Is that on purpose? All i can do is watch his eyes stare back at mine, glossed over and welling with tears.
“...Zayden… please…”
His voice is weak.. Soft.. searching for any air I might accidentally let in. I cant move my eyes from his and for a moment I question myself. Do I want this? This isn't.. Something I wanted. I was here to protect him.. Zee trusted me to protect him.. And yet here my hands are on the bring of taking the very life I was entrusted with. Not only by her.. But by him too. No.. no no no this.. Let go.. Let go.. Let go! Suddenly he’s on the floor, trying to curl himself as much as he can.. Trying to catch his breath quickly as though I may take it away once again. I shoved him backwards as hard as I could and now tears stream down his soft cheeks as he whimpers in pain. 
“Already listening more than Cain ever did with you”
The white haired fucker spoke up for the first time in what felt like ages. I almost forgot he was even here. Part of me wonders if he really poses any use to this shit except being the getaway bitch. 
“Maybe i should just keep him instead, way stronger too.”
I pay no mind to their conversation. Instead, focused on the small boy in front of me on the floor as I place one of my boots on his chest. Not like he was going anywhere if I hadn't. Nor would his eyes dare to leave me either. He winced at the pressure, still attempting to breath from my last attack.
“Zayden please you're- you're hurting me please g-gonna break- gonna break my ribs..”
No no.. I cant break you.. I - I need to save you.. I'm gonna help you.. I need you alive little hero. Everyone elses voices are nothing but muffled gibberish until i hear my dreaded name once again, not a foot from me, as she slides her hand up my left back and to my shoulder. Her grip tightens once she gets there
“-..Zayden, why don't you give him a taste of his own medicine? Not fair he got to stab you right? Bet you've been wanting revenge for that all this time”
Have I? I don't blame him for that.. do I? When did she get that close? Though my thoughts don't stop my body's instant reaction to turn in her direction and take the beautiful gold plated serrated knife she held out to me. Her initials engraved on the side of the blade. I can tell by the smirk on her face that she's pleased with this response. However, Cain was clearly not so pleased with this decision. I felt him panicking beneath my foot, attempting to pry his wrists once again from the rope. Once my attention was back on him his heartbeat felt like a fucking drum, I almost thought he’d have a heart attack before i even finished. Jax’s voice perked up again.
“Don't even have to worry bout what we tell him, quiet fucking puppet.”
“Not even a peep out of him. Zayden, you make things go away, take his sight while you're at it.”
Its true. My powers are no secret. I take away people's senses with a single touch. Cain hated his taken, I've known this. But even then this felt right.. I had to do this.. For him..? For me..? I wasn't sure. All I knew is my feet were moving as were my hands directly towards the fearful boy. His feet moved backwards as he stared at me, hoping it would save him from my grasp.. From my power. And it almost did.
“Zay.. Zay please you have to stop y-you can do it, know-know you can..”
His voice shook and his back met the concrete wall behind him. It only made him more frantic when he felt the cold wall and for a moment.. His words made me consider. I stopped for only a second, my eyes scanning his face trying to figure out why his words mattered so much to me.. My body.. My mind screamed for me to do it.. But I couldn't be rid of something deep in the back of my thoughts, screaming at the top of its lungs to stop. But it wasn't there for long, being drowned out by her voice giving me another order. Only three words.. But three words that clearly mattered more than anything screaming in my head. 
“Get him Zayden”
I could see her piercing glare at the small boy through the corner of my eye.. Though I'm unsure if he cared to notice too. Too busy attempting to avoid my touch once again. He reached out and grabbed me, a bold move but one i knew could be the end of me if he wanted. And for a moment i thought it was.. It sure fucking felt like it. The dizzying shot of his power coursing through my arm where he touched, straight to my head and all through my body faster then i could even think to move. 
“I-I'm sorry I'm sorry.. Please.. Please don't touch me..”
His words were pleading and genuinely apologetic. He made me fucking sick.. He’s done it before.. But not since.. Fuck I cant believe I was so fucking stupid. I cant believe he fucking did this to me.. It fucking hurts. I let go of whatever I had of him almost immediately and reach for my head instead, closing my eyes along with it. I feel like I'm going to fucking fall over. Fall 50 feet over a buildings ledge. I had one order and I couldn't just fucking do it.. Why cant he let me do this? All I can do is curse.
“Look at you Cain, fighting back? Against your new favorite person? Seems like your betrayal doesn't just include us”
I can feel her glare even when my eyes are closed, though its not towards me.. It stings all the same. Her voice is quaint and angry and i can hear his footsteps moving quickly past me. God this fucking sucks.. I feel myself sink down to the floor.
“Zayden. Zayden get the fuck up. You're tough aren't you? You're gonna let him treat you like this?”
Fuck I cant.. My body is screaming for me to move.. But I- fuck I cant. It hurts. I know the repercussions of staying here.. But I cant force myself to move. I hear him whimper a few feet from my left as he spoke once again.
“Please just leave him alone.. I-I learned my lesson, I'm so sorry.. I'm sorry..”
And for a moment there is silence, but only for a moment until I hear a voice I haven't heard quite yet, but familiar all the same. Her voice is light, soft.. But stern. She always has a distinct accent, haven't heard anyone's like it before. My only wish is that she made better time.. She's really gotta work on that.
“The fuck is this?”
Were never hearing the end of this. 
“Now the whole fucking party’s here”
I hear the stupid white hair teleporter speak to my right.. Seems as though he’s next to rowan now. Great. I force my eyes to open, observing everyone, though they don't seem to notice as their eyes are glued to the tall dark haired woman in her skin tight black suit that has now entered the ring. Rowans eyes roll as she speaks.
“Come to play? I'm sure he’d love both of you finishing his punishment for me”
Z shot her a glare in response, I had always found her crystal eyes deadly. Now I'm sure of it. 
“What? Cant fight your own battles all of a sudden? Done getting your ass handed to you?”
“Awe but its so much more fun to watch you all put on a cute little performance for us”
Rowans white haired pet speaks with a sly smirk on his face, I think if I could kill one person in the entire world and not get Z’s backlash on ‘being a hero’.. It'd be him. Though right now her look almost makes me think shell do it for me at this point. Cain had only curled up in the corner far from any of us. And for a moment my mind felt more clear, as everything that had happened suddenly rushed at me like a tsunami. All i can think of is him, and for him.. I immediately take my hand and touch my forearm.. Focusing on my power and taking away my own hearing. I used to do this often, mostly when i was tired of zees rant and lessons, or when someone on the train was just to fucking much.. So reading lips was not as difficult a task as for others, and now i can breath. Watching as the group argues and whines. Watching their lips closely.
“Entertainment? No wonder you all haven't taken over yet”
“Seems like were doing real fuckin good right now, entertainment or not” Jax snarked back
“Seems like you all are wasting your time once again, now should i kill you or should you go and leave us the hell alone?”
She was always giving them outs.. It was her only flaw. And one i feared would be her demise.
“Zayden, kill her”
Rowan seemed to grow tired of the arguing and yea.. Fuck you. I didn't move and inch from where I was and confusion was slowing growing on rowans face as she turned her attention to me, noticing my lack of movement. Her white haired pet noticed to, not wasting a moment to send his smokey powers into zees throat. she struggled to breath, grabbing at her throat and I could only watch for a moment before rowan lunges for me. I couldn't make out what she was saying to me, but all I knew it is was obviously really fucking dumb. I attempt to touch her, hoping that if I took away anything from her that her white haired pet would follow suit and disengage the smoke he had in Z’s lungs. I tried standing, fighting against Rowan to hopeful get an advantage. I was far taller then her, and id argue stronger, but only standing. She knew it to, as soon as I groggily got to my feet she attempted to back away.
“Fucking asshole! You were doing so well too!”
Wah wah. All I can tell from her expression is that she's whining. Shocker. Suddenly a flash of light was there.. Then gone. As was she. Her pet had teleported himself over and grabbed her.. Guess that works. Z’s now coughing up a lung in hopes to get her breath back and I am the smartest fucking person on the team. Everything's in harmony. The only problem is I’m still dizzy as a bitch.. And fearful of what I've done to Cain.. Trying to suppress those thoughts until after the danger has passed is easier said then done as they keep flashing in the front of my mind. How could you? He needed you? You did this. You hurt him. Soon my eyes are finding themselves distracted on the moving figure in front of me as she runs in Cain's direction. I don't dare move closer then I am already, I don't deserve that. I don't deserve him to see me right now. I don't deserve him near me.
“Hey.. hey are you hurt?”
She speaks in her soft, nurturing voice she always uses with him. 
“C-cant tell.. Cant s-see.. Hurts”
I cant hear him.. But I watch the pain on his face flourish. for a moment i think that maybe I should find the two fuckheads that caused this. To kill them or die trying. To show him I'm-.. I'm fuckin sorry. But my feet are planted where i am and I only watch as Z carefully crouches next to him.
“Can I touch you? I wanna make sure you're okay”
“Can- can touch me..”
He nods only slightly and it hits me. The chair. The chair I brutally shoved him over in as his wrists and ankles were bound, powerless to choose otherwise. 
“..Head.. check his head.. and his chest.. Check them both..”
She glances at me when I speak before immediately turning her attention back to the small boy, checking him over.. First his chest.. That was only littered with a few scrapes and bruises.. Then his head.. Fine for a moment until her hand slowly slide to the back of his head. The pain on his face was enough of an indication that she hit the spot, let alone the hard flinch that followed. She moved her hand away as fast as he had reacted to it being there to begin with, and with that her hand was decorated in a dark red liquid. If her face didn't show concern before it sure did now. It was written all over it. I did this. I caused this to him. He could die because of me. 
“Oh fuck Cain..” 
 “H-hurts so much.. I don't- I don't understand..”
He looks confused. I feel selfish. 
“You're okay.. You're gonna be fine here.. Let me lift you okay?”
I watch as she carefully picks him up of the floor before rowans mouth seemly opens once again, this time Jax no where near her. 
“Whos this Cain? Answer your mother. Should your mother know all your friends?”
“I-i just want to go home Z..”
This cant be good. Z seems to try to ignore her taunts, only frowning in response, but I cant say that its working the same for Cain. 
“I know.. We will.. I promise”
“Oh Z? What an interesting name. Why don't you come bring him to me Z”
The smirked grows on her face as zee stops for a moment and starts heading in the direction of the smart mouthed woman. And for a moment I think it might have worked.. But her eyes are still hers, as are her movements. They give her away, and suddenly I don't feel like the smartest person on the team anymore. 
“Good girl”
Rowan mused seemingly proud of herself as Z made her way closer to rowan. There was a pause.. And then finally, like a bolt of lightning, Z reaches out her hand as grabs rowans forearm. As rowans eyes grow wider and she attempts to yank her arm away from her grasp, I can only assume she's draining her. 
“Get off!!” 
Just then I feel a cold think metal pressed against my neck and an muscled arm wrap itself around me before I can make a move. 
“Fucken stop, or ill kill him!”
Her pets voice was like nails on a chalkboard to my ears, and of course he was right fuckin next to them. But as zee looked over at the screaming banchi, she let rowans arm free and she stumbled backwards just as quickly. Just as fast as the metal was there, it was gone. A flash of light left in its place as Jax teleported his way over to his owner, and then poof… they were both gone with the light. Wherever they went I couldn't seem to care. All i could focus on was the boy in Z’s arms still, looking at her suit that was now covered in his own dark red blood. 
“C-can feel the b-blood..”
“Hey hey, its okay. I'm gonna help you okay?’
Her voice and attention all back to him. Paying me almost no mind. Which was okay.. Perfect actually.. Really didn't need the lecture right about now. 
“I- I cant heal it.. I-I cant heal it I would if I could..”
He’s always trying to fix himself, fix everyone. Even when he’s the one dying. Which of course it’d be very convenient if his powers worked as so, but they weren't always so considerate. Z knew so too, but i knew she couldn’t break it to him. She never could. 
“I know.. I know you would its okay.. Head wounds bleed a lot even when they're small. Ill fix it for you and it'll be okay.”
I watch her as she tries to stop the bleeding with her hand. Only met with another small flinch and a scrunched face.
“Ow.. that-that really hurts”
“Shh I know.. I'm sorry. Let me take you home okay? Zay will follow”
He only nods and she gives me a short glance, hoping I would get the memo I assume. But that doesn't stop them from talking about me some more. 
“H-he okay? I made him sick I-I think?”
“He looks okay, I don't think he can hear, but that's his own doing don't worry about him”
Please don't worry about me, I don't think I can handle anymore fucking pity. I don't deserve it.
“I-I gave her his name.. I-I didn't mean to.. M I in t-trouble?”
Z shook her head, and I absently shook mine slightly as well. No. never.
“That's not your fault.. Absolutely not. Not even a little”
This time he didn't reply, only playing with the zipper and clasps on her suit as she gave me another quick glance, beginning to walk home. I just followed, a few paces back. Keeping my distance. I cant risk anything. I cant.
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themultifandomgal · 1 year
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Temptation Pt25
Temptation Masterlist
A few weeks later
I wake up to an empty bed, I presume Emmett went hunting. I get up and go downstairs to a panicked house
"What's going on?"
"Bella's pregnant" Rose smiles excitedly. I laugh out loud
"Good one Rose. Seriously what's going on?"
"Kat Rosalie isn't lying. Bella really is pregnant" Alice now says with a worried expression
"Ok I must have ate bad meat last night and I'm just having a weird dream" I close my eyes tightly "wake up Kat" I open one eye still with a scrunched up face
"What are you doing?" Jasper asks and I sigh opening my eyes properly
"Trying to wake up, but it's not working. How is this even possible?" I frown looking at Carlisle
"Im not sure"
"So male vampires can still... ya know... well actually we all know they can because we....."
"Woah babe" Emmett chuckles wrapping an arm around my shoulders
"Sorry. So female vampires are the ones who can't... but I'm only half, how come Emmett and I haven't ever had a child"
"I'm sorry Kat, I know how much you wish you had been able to be with your daughter and I know you would have loved another child" esme says pulling me into a hug
"So you'll help Bella then?" Rose asks me
"Help with what?"
"They want to kill the baby"
"Rose it's going to kill her" Alice argues
"Cant Edward turn Bella then she can have the baby as a vampire?" I ask
"I don't know, but that could also kill her" I then hear the car pull up outside. Then the door opens and quickly Edward is carrying Bella who looks like crap
"Holy shit" my eyes widen
"Edward" she weakly says "I need a bucket" Esme quickly runs off to find one and comes back before Bella throws up. Edward places Bella down on the couch
"So what are we going to do?" he asks folding his arms.
2 weeks later
"Is it true?"
"Hello Jacob how are you?"
"Listen, just give it to me straight" Emmett and I are sat on the couch opposite Bella watching her throw up the food she just ate
"This isn't good" i say as Rose walks over holding a glass of water
"Maybe Jake will knock some sense into her" Emmett mutters
"Jake? is that him at the door"
"She's here?"
"They came home 2 weeks ago" Carlisle sighs. I can hear foot steps walking up the stairs then Jake walks in. Rose is stood in front of Bella, Alice is sat in front of the tv while Jasper is behind her. Thomas and Esme are stood next to Emmett and I on the couch
"I'm glad you came"
"Close enough"
"What is your problem?"
"Jacob" I scold feeling the need to as if we are close, but of course we aren't. Him and Billy are my only living relatives and our families are enemies
"Rose it's ok" Rose moves out of the way over to Thomas. Jake sighs as he sits down
"You look terrible"
"Yeah, it's nice to see you too"
"So are you going to tell me what's wrong with you?"
"Rose, kat, you guys wanna help me up" I get off the couch and help Bella stand up with the help of Rosalie. Jake stands up staring at Bella's large stomach
"You did this!" Jake goes towards Edward but Emmett quickly stops him
"We didn't know it was even possible. Look at Kat and Emmett" Carlisle defuses the tension
"Well what is it?"
"I'm not sure"
"It's a baby" I look at them
"We don't know if it's human or not. Ultrasounds and needles won't penetrate the embryonic sac"
"I can't see it either" Alice stands "and I can't see Bella's future anymore"
"Like Ive told you all, I can hear a heart beating. It's not a vampire or at least it's not full vampire" I sigh
"We've been searching legends, but there isn't much to go off. We do know that it's strong and fast growing"
"Why haven't you done anything? take it out of her" Jake begins to get angry at Carlisle
"This is none of your business, dog"
"Rose" I frown "I'm still here and he is my great grandson"
"All this fighting isn't good for Bella"
"The fetus isn't good for Bella" Alice says between gritted teeth
"Say the word Alice, baby. It's just a little baby"
"Possibly" Jasper stands next to Alice
"Carlisle, you gotta do something"
"All of you just shut up!" I yell which shocks everyone "I'm sorry but no one here actually knows what it's like to grow a baby inside of you. You would die for that baby, if you had to chose your own life or the one inside you you would choose the latter. Ok yes not everyone has that opinion, but if you want that child then that's how you would feel. I'm the only one here who has been through this so I'm sorry, but no one here gets to decide what happens other than Bella. It's her body, her life not mine not yours so just everyone shut the hell up" I sit down on the couch with my head in my hands
"Thank you Kat" Bella weakly says
"Jacob I need to talk to you" Edward moves towards outside, Jake follows him.
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fkyumerica · 2 months
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age group
all gay
ms.dahl, anne marie, chris, beth, elizabeth taylor, taylor swift, carrie, john deere
they are all gay
are you keeping any of them?
they send dogs back at people to kill them
odds are they wont be adopted
and they let them in a field
and that gay of a family will do it
i named them off
and ms.dahls mom,, obviously a old woman
you can tell when you see her
not going to lincoln park you did not learn their whoreing
seriously
a field
you saw won
one
amanda
and come in and out of the house
no this was mass group orgies here
homes, bars, outside
and no one complained
and you got to see ol whore her
and him in a truck
your pool
fucking on your trampoline
and a no stop
from anyone
they told me too
no he didnt see it
and shoot her to death for the face plant face lift
top and under ears
disney
cartoon
btch
and he draws all the time
and stole what i drew
to do it
thinking he was touching me the whole time
alix is ms.dahl
and would go up to ttouch me
then finger fuck guiermo from behind
then you in the ass
you just saw em leave
fucked you last night unconcious
and
i told guiermo it
and the younger guys didnt get hooking groups to happen killing them
because they didnt talk to me
and instead
liked them as their family
using them, no wanted a mom got a mom
now watch ugly her who cant brush her hair to wear a ugly dress
like homecoming
all of them
being retarded and fucking liking each other
or i would kill them
i still will
https://www.facebook.com/reel/5507956552662089 ugly dike bitch
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wanted to be black oprah courtney
its not what he wanted
so it was free gay irish shit
now st.patricks day
and you all celebrate her
freedom
and her moaning
on microphone
they dont even have pompompurin
the star of this fucking show
curtis mated with all of them
and is her inbred son
and of who
your date for st.patricks day aaron
i say it it happens
they got everyone to do that their switch
and fuck her off
and her and him
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4real
will leave you his hat
and she knows it
get her to stop or i will go
heres a video of me doing my hair now tell me not to
and i did learn to whore and no look at this face i am not one i did it for free
no cerebral
you cant spin it around
she did jenny it in front of him too
on the road again metallica
she just wanted you to know it
her next date
so many lines she survives
and kurgan
whose don
honks three times
gay male boston map
from zune
gay disney movies
of her fucking men and their other wives
and she says she is his wife
ms.dahl
renee right
no cidney
and shoot her for 9 lives
two white girls
and a whole black family
we're good right? all she wanted to do was show off to fuck another family. can we get it free this time? and i dunno we only got this. every fucking day get us two. from anyone yea halloween. and it was the school. the house big. big money. and the cars. peepee me. and a name the warners. I dont care you got a name? thats after they got ice cream again. and next day after fishing and car fucks new family with food too paid for all of it. warners. mmm commercial?
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her own
now she is crucified
to find tony again
kaori will lose
she didnt go with him at 4
he didnt have a line
or a reign
she is not scottish and neither is her
so they all lose a line
and a def smoke spot
to confuse me
she didnt go either
took her spot
kentucky
now guess whose who
i said it
curtis
angelas mate stevie
and is that you careese
amber said yea
disturbs new wife
and old is out
her 15th
right?
birthday find out youre dead
and 3 face lifts for guys who look it
any time guys
now lets fuck
any time
restuarant guys
i wait for anyone
and she thinks she can point a finger at me
she can fuck herself
it wont let her live
she is already dead
noroi
do it to her
so yea
it happened
no black wig
went straight
dumped him
didnt go
took a dress
edited
instead
to be alix
and fuck you too she said
aaron
seriously
kill her
and all you could do is light her on fire
oh guiermo
you cant kill anyone
look at you
she said it
she is ugly to her and the whole cast
or youd kill her
to not fuck her next
didnt get a marriage
got a hoe
and freedom rings
end of school
just kill her
did it to liane instead
with three guys she didnt know
to fuck them next
and whoa all colored
so stupid, mallory did, her mom courtney
and whose it
to fuck you up still
kill all the whites who moved in to do it
had kids they are perfect
and innocent
thats just the moms
and kids what are ya gonna do
nothing theyre perfect
and innocent
amanda said it
with agnes too
and why go to her
you know it
curtis didnt and fucked agnes too
the disturbed guy is him
and chucky
one in the box
84 stood there to fuck him
black panther movie
and yea
meant she told you to fuck her
know a hoe
and what a hoe
is
still dont know
amanda
get to know her
greg said it
too
decorate cakes and feed it to your kids
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find your hoe. the boat with the plastic surgery of only 12 people to live as after crypto life. the 13th is madonna. in movie we can leave mad and brth. O_O
no
haha
then her husband died
or they fuck underwater and its on tv
so they oops run away
illegal
theres william
and they all are
so
took her phone number right
she shot him
it is anne marie on the right
she lost her face right
oh your grandma
you dropped her off to live here everyday
youre shit
to make me what
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for your crystal lake
he heard it
he is it
you
are
a pedophile
and other guys they fuck will come in and make them dream shit
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and pioneer shit was always ugly
those people too
so why switch
they knew they would die
for having three wives already
and the wives met each other
and could talk
and walk
without drugs once
amanda got them
i made her do it
its about time they fess up
about ruining the country
with mexicans now
to fuck you for free shit
they wanted the pedophile shit
plastic toy store crap
everywhere
for all of them
to fuck her in stores with
and i mean any age
toilet
she kept having kids with him too
anne marie
and i shot off her face
with her gun for her
now whose a whore make your mom ugly
that one took care of her and that ones her mom
they all sit and wait for him
face lift face mask and no, they all had saggy meat faces, the mask is a face lift
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im from gilligans island
and we all loved him
forever and ever and ever and ever
and her too
next group here kurgan
to him too goat
and they cant follow up after
next guy head butts them
and drugs shitss in their mouth and oh you found him
and oh i send in pussy drugs you feel it on your pussy now
and the girls heard it oh save me girl
s
get a blow job
and prom dress
i wont pay for it
and she gets one
now show me her naked
and build a bear work shop
he shot his dad then did it
james corbin to megadeth singer
then slayer
then type o negative
she got the map
now shes going to kill him, then drop the gun, then fuck him
never kills him though
makes you listen right youre that way
and molested who
ooh ooh ooh jo have my kid or youre mad i got the drugs in my hand
syringe
and too hoo
found her too
sacajawea
now masturbate to her
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same ice skating duo every year
took care of them in lincoln park as kids
whore kathy bell sandradee
retarded too
didnt go outside after one class with her mom ms.dahl
and didnt marry either
and was his wife
kathys male
kathy and james
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without a paddle
whose dad now
we got smart
and i was always a old man
jurassic park
https://www.saksfifthavenue.com/product/Jay-Strongwater-Jay-Strongwater-X-Peeps-Rock-Box-0400018961005.html?site_refer=SOC_BEH_S5_STITCH_FBIG_TRAFFIC_Q124_ALL_A18+_oCPM_AutoP_Timeless_ALL_MIO_SAID%3DI4B8A8ShwjTN-2wE&fbclid=IwAR2D27K97i7xySR4CKmDWEjxGIxt4WLATdcQxBti7mHGwJQ-sr3uJsckp1E hahaha what does he make
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and kathy is swarowski
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this is how they fuck
each other
kathy was in the movie too
then after
both looked female
edit
and timmy, our dad
mexican black disney guy out of a hat ol graham glasgow
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who she date for a boat ride for him
and 85 women and 300 gay men
hide the women
hahahah
fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
they sscream it
the women do
then their free boat ride after to fuck you
their 3 gears
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truck, car, semi, bike
and so slow he cant catch you
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so what molested
and james said he made everything in the stores
gay with rick james that is him
right
or whose boat
dont confuse me im gay
now im gay
ahhh mama
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ckvHyBEgnO8 this is james too how gay is he
the other guy is kathy i opened a thing of bread and threw it on the ground now were gonna eat it
kathy is fred/vince mcmahon
and greg is the mcmahon son
carrie is him
and their boat attacks everyone too
then james turns into that white short blonde hair woman in wwf that would come out and yell at them
was it vince mcmahons wife i dunno
it was gregs
caidence
youtube
thought he was a gay creator of life
and is a man too or hides
as amanda
youtube
take off his wig this is him
amanda did marry chauncey leopardo/tim harris/doctor guy/stone cold dad in trailer park aka steve austin to cheat/luke skywalker/josh walinski/ryan/marilyn manson/mullet/trailer park trash/dad in noroi but wife was a male. he takes the anne maries gets them pregnant and leaves. trailer park showed it. he is david/curtis/bill/tom whoever/jeff/dopey/tony
he doesnt have hair he has that flat of a head
1st inbred
second
noroi
he was his dad in the show
movie
whatever
that thing holds up its head with that
skin and a stick
star wars
come on
john travolta/dan/hhh
curtis/his son
curtis is james corrbin
and jimmy corbin
and zach juwad
so happy no one knows im in a suit
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blookmallow · 2 months
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recently become obsessed with this horror channel about these two dumbass paranormal investigators... the acting is terrible. most of the episodes end with them being like "brooo what the fuck bro" and just Leaving and not actually saving anyone or figuring anything out. i cant tell if its satire or if its supposed to be funny or what they're doing but i fucking love them so much. i cant stop watching them. its called life of luxury, no idea why, but anyway heres some of that
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the label arrows on the thumbnails are killing me
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chester wearing a cowboy hat in the car randomly for one scene and then taking it off when they get to the spooky place
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you cant see very well in a still screenshot but this was very clearly and obviously a person coming into the living room through the window and chester's like "idk it's probably just the curtain or something" meanwhile parker immediately jumps to "WHAT IS THAT THING??" it's a guy. it's a guy breaking into the house that's what it is. some of their later monsters do have a pretty good "what the FUCK is that" factor but this one is blatantly just. a naked dude crawling around. which im not saying isn't a horrifying thing to be in your house in the middle of the night but it's not, like, an incomprehensible supernatural occurrence
(shot of a man crawling up the stairs) "WHAT IS THAT??? IS IT A DOG???" are you Stupid. they also watch this man crawling through her house (knowing she's in there sleeping alone) for like. several minutes before they do Anything
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this is from a different stalker in the house episode where the camera timestamp said they saw this guy come out of the closet at a little before 1 AM. they sit there and watch him walk through the house and sit down in a chair. and they're like ok lets see where he's going with this. and then there's a transition and another camera time stamp showing it's now 1:40 am. they have been sitting here watching a strange man sitting in this girl's house where she's sleeping alone for like an hour and have done Nothing about it. like, call the police maybe????? do something????
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chester is the camera guy and they never show or mention anyone else working with them but half the camera angles are. showing chester. with his camera. this is before they set up any cameras for the supernatural stakeout so there is clearly another person with a camera here
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like this boy is constantly filming himself whenever they're in the car and we never actually see any of the footage from chester's camera. what is he doing. also despite the fact that insane shit happens every single time they go on one of these investigations, still, inevitably, chester, every time "idk it's probably nothing. we probably won't even find anything dude. shes probably lying bro"
its almost Always specifically an 18 year old girl, too
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itS THE gUY!!!
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this girl who's supposed to be terrified but she looks like she's Smiling? also every bedroom looks like this. nobody has anything in their room except a bed and like, maybe a single chair. who lives like this
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this one they get a message about a girl's brother who went on a trip and came back Wrong and they go to investigate to find out whats wrong with him, what happened to him, right
they go. the brother won't come out of his room. they do their camera stakeout. they see him crawling around the house and talking to himself. he bangs on his sister's door and then runs away. they get her out of the house. episode ends. like they literally solved NOTHING
then there's also like
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like. bro are you dating or
the amount of times "oh no..... there's only.... ONE BED..... 😳" happens cannot be accidental
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