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guys i'm going a little crazy with the art, i still have more

TAKE ALL MY HARVEY ART, TAKE IT ALL

(and this is harvey from stardew valley if anyone is still wondering 😭)

#harvey #stardew valley #cute……. cute

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MICHAEL CERA as ALLAN BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

#we stan alan #barbie

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wait he DOES still have the scallop. why is gary a whole character but unknown nameless rarely seen pet scallop isn't. is it a fake scallop

#lucy watches spongebob

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ok according to this one mr. krabs is 58, which seems reasonable, but now im even more confused because his says "n/a" for hair color while spongebob's says "yellow" and i really don't like the idea that spongebob has, like, fur or something

this episode came out in 2000 so this date of birth would mean spongebob is 14 in season 1. how does that make any sense. you're telling me a 14 year old lives alone/owns his own house, works full time and the only school he attends is driving school, and talks about his junior prom in the past tense. i dont buy it. why did they take the time to put in a birth date that actively doesn't work. i guess this is from a dream sequence so the accuracy could be debatable but why not make it all ridiculously silly stuff if it's supposed to be fake

#that's not. how sponges work #lucy watches spongebob

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You need to go home. Vault Dwellers are an endangered species. Fallout (2024)

#fallout #fallout series

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this episode came out in 2000 so this date of birth would mean spongebob is 14 in season 1. how does that make any sense. you're telling me a 14 year old lives alone/owns his own house, works full time and the only school he attends is driving school, and talks about his junior prom in the past tense. i dont buy it. why did they take the time to put in a birth date that actively doesn't work. i guess this is from a dream sequence so the accuracy could be debatable but why not make it all ridiculously silly stuff if it's supposed to be fake

#i would also question the yellow hair but im not actually sure what you write on your license if you're bald #and then that led to me wondering why everyone makes fun of squidward for being bald when like. all of you are bald #mr krabs is bald. spongebob is bald. patrick. plankton. larry #lucy watches spongebob #wheatlev

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the entire krusty krab populated by just this one guy copy pasted 6 times

#lucy watches spongebob #wheatlev

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FALLOUT (2024)

#thats my WIFE #fallout #fallout series

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why is larry the lobster the same size as an orca whale

#idk what kind of fish that other guy is but i dont think theres any fish as big as an orca whale either #sandy is somehow really big and really small at the same time. shes a squirrel that is smaller than a lobster #but also not much smaller than a whale #lucy watches spongebob #wheatlev

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The Fallout show is pretty fun so far. I still have 3 episodes to go. Everytime Lucy said "Okey dokey", this was all I could picture.

#fallout #fallout series #i love her

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also i just wanted to mention i mostly use this space for thoughts/liveblogs/reblogging art and stuff like that these days? if you're interested in like, my photography (im not a photographer i just take pictures of cool things on vacations and stuff like that a lot) and stuff like that i post more of that stuff on instagram ( gh0stb0ts ) now. i think my legal name is on there so ignore that do not call me that if i dont know you irl please and most of my cosplay stuff lives on tiktok ( condraculations )

idk it feels weird looking at my blog and it looks like all ive been doing with my life is like, watching spongebob, but its bc i didnt feel like reposting all my vacation photos here after going through them all for instagram sdjklg go there if you want to see stuff about new orleans i went recently and it was lovely

#im not on here that much anymore i want to be but i just cannot keep up with my dash these days #i do check my notes though

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my brain is buzzing with anxiety so im oddly in the exact right space to binge through something (which i can usually NEVER do unless its video games) but not to like, analyze very well but anyway im enjoying the fallout show immensely. i expected id probably at least like it for the Hey Look, It's That Thing You Like references but its genuinely really engaging. im gonna try to say some things. i have like. 2 more episodes i think

i knew the ghoul was going to be my favorite the moment i knew there was a ghoul bc ghouls are always my favorite but he is. his storyline is so fascinating to me and i am So into him even though they could've done a way better job with his face. i realize im saying that and then not really talking about him that much but all my brain is giving me is "hes so fucked up i want him" so lets move on

the vault tec cult vibe is so strong and so well done. the contrast of "creepy isolated dystopia that thinks its the perfect society / this is the only fucking place left in the world that's clean and safe. people are nice to you. there's food that isn't, like, irradiated mystery organ slurry" vs the chaos and lawlessness of the wasteland, the brutality and ungodly horror of everyday life on the surface / the freedom of choice and expression and the Realness of it. is it better to be controlled but safe, living in a box but a clean well-supplied box, or to be free and know the truth and face Reality but have to live in squalor in constant danger. i feel like the moral questions and social commentary really vibes with the intentions of the fallout games from what ive played through so far, it's taking those thematic elements and expanding on it in a way that's really engaging and interesting.

i love our vault girl so much. she's sweet and sheltered and naive but she's not stupid. she's fucking Brave. she's determined. she believes in the good in people and believes in kindness to the core of her being not because she's brainwashed but because she's a genuinely good person who wants to fix things in a way vault tec never did. she's facing the destruction of everything she believed in and choosing in spite of it all, to stay kind anyway. she has been mocked and hurt and humiliated and degraded but still she chooses kindness. not because she feels like she has to. not because she's too dumb to know better. but because she believes in it. the "golden rule, motherfucker" moment ruined me

i still don't really understand what the brotherhood of steel is or does but i feel like this has at least given me a clearer concept of their culture and beliefs than ive ever gotten before. maybe i need to do a fallout 4 run siding with them to understand them better

i love well meaning dumbass brotherhood boy. ive forgotten his name because he keeps using "titus" which i know wasn't his name but he's cute

completely blindsided by matt berry mr. handy but then realized you know what, they're right, i could not imagine better casting without using the original voice. i love that for him. they did the "extremely politely murders the fuck out of you and then apologizes for the inconvenience" so well also

the gore is so fucking good they captured the casual but hilariously gratuitous violence excellently. we got limbs getting blown off. we got heads exploding. i love this. no notes

im just. im just so happy for good writing and an engaging storyline. so much of media these days suffers from absolute dogshit writing and i expected this to look cool and be sort of generically fun if you like fallout but mostly empty references, and i was completely wrong and i am so happy to be wrong

that said, where are the super mutants. where are the deathclaws. give me super mutants and death claws

#liveblog general

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really captured the fallout experience with this one

#liveblog general

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i desperately need a nap so im not gonna watch any more right now but i watched the first episode of the new fallout series. dont tell me anything about the rest of it ok

im Interested and cautiously optimistic but i dont really have a lot to say yet. as per usual i didnt follow the brotherhood stuff very well and im really hoping they're not the major focus bc they are by far the Least interesting part of fallout for me i have no fucking idea what they're doing 90% of the time i dont know if its just not adequately explained in new vegas and 4 and i just have missing pieces since i havent played everything or what my problem is

gore is decent. loved the raider twist in the vault storyline. LOVE that the cowboy is a ghoul now even though i dont love how he looks. should've made him more fucked up but i like him anyway. need more robots. love the set designs everything looks really good. not a fan of the guy who's in love with his cousin though im sure incest is a REAL problem in isolated vaults so like... i understand the decision to acknowledge it but incest is a huge ick for me so i really dont want to think about it anymore. im not sure if lucy (same name...) is our Protagonist or just one of several but i love that she's a woman. im biased as a sort-of-girl-mostly who loves women but i genuinely feel like playing as a woman makes the storylines so much more interesting

and theres still a heavy male dominance in the video game community/assumption of Man as default protag so it just makes me happy to see them taking that direction

heres what i really want from this series in no particular order

more robots. my god there's only been a mr. handy visible for like 4 seconds give me robots

there was mention of the commonwealth but im not sure if that's where we are? i want to see diamond city so bad though

would fucking love any acknowledgement of nukaworld but im not expecting that to happen

please show me a deathclaw just once please i want to see a deathclaw

i want to see feral ghouls but also that's not much different than zombies and we have so many zombie movies so if we get a glowing one i will be very happy

super mutants!!!! where are the super mutants!!!

would love a synth plotline but i dont know if that's going to be included or not. from my limited experience it feels like fallout 4 is the primary inspiration here but i think its supposed to be like. its own thing not specifically linked to any particular game

fucked up vault tec experimentation

fucked up gory nasty raider camp lets go

cool energy weapon explosions

i cant think of anything else right now i am going to go to sleep

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plankton eat a popcorn

#hes so CUTE #lucy watches spongebob #wheatlev

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my god the amount of catty middle aged gay man energy squidward has just went right over my head as a kid

#i dont know if he was intentionally written that way but i love it #lucy watches spongebob #why am i still awake no one knows. the melatonin kicked in like half an hour ago and im just steadily melting

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this line is so fully embedded in my brain for No Reason. every time i have a really bad time sleeping i think of this. its not even anywhere on the list of iconic spongebob lines. its not significantly funny or memorable at all. and yet

#lucy watches spongebob #also shout out to mr krabs for breaking his entire foot off and just shrugging it off