I’ll say this until I’m blue in the face: ORANGE IS NOT ALONE. HE IS ONLY ALONE BECAUSE THEY INSIST ON SEPARATING HIM FROM STAT AND DANHAUSEN FOR SOME INCREDIBLY STUPID REASON
"So Mercedes, you better brush your teeth. You better put your pj's on. You better clean out the gutter, wash the car, and you better recaulk the tub. Because tomorrow night on Collision, mama's coming home."