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depressedstressedlemonzest · 3 months

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And why did I wait so long to watch Schitts Creek?

#this shit is funny #schitt's creek

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scarefox · 4 months

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You gotta find the right balance between aesthetics and comfort 😌

#this shit is funny #1000 years old the series #ep1 #1000 years old

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reallygroovyninja · 3 months

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Why is my fyp on tiktok full of people just finding out what knotting is because they read Bride by Ali Hazelwood???

#this shit is funny #i forget there are people out there who only read certain types of stories

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poweroftheplus · 3 months

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My hairstylist did NOT have to use this audio 😭

#this shit is funny #but this ghetto #and I’m ghetto #it really go #braids #me

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galactic-space · 5 months

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Found this masterpiece after accidentally stumbling onto this channel lmao

youtube

#annoying orange #oj simpson #rap battle #memes #this shit is funny #I love it #Youtube

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viviannesmonster · 2 years

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Definition of a shitpost

#help me I'm laughing way too hard at this #ghostbusters #meme #this shit is funny

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zandra-lang-cave · 11 months

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So, last week I was sleep deprived and write ST3V3 and Starscream singing "your obedient servant" Cause of a post from one of my favorite writers inspire my sleep deprived mind.

And now I can't stop think of what songs to parody with the transformers character.

So have this crack, and I will not apologize

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Meet The Plastics the big three

ST3VE: Woah, who are those over the podium?

M0U5E: Don't look at them, just don't

We call those 'the big three'

They're shiny, fake, and harsh

R0B1N: they play their little mind games

All around the ship ground.

M0U5E: They might insult your status

Or make fun of your name

R0B1N: Like they mocked dear Starscream

'Til he burst into flames

R0B1N: And Starscream was an elite flyer.

M0U5E: Megatron is the king

He is always feed up

He always wins when he battle the prime

We're just drones who work for him

Then die

Megatron: My name is Megatron

And I am a massive deal

Fear me, love me

Stand and stare at me

And these, *points a the dark energon in his chest* these is real

I've got strenght and looks

I am, like, mad drunk with power

This whole ship

Humps my pedes like a scraplet.

I'm the strongest poison you've ever seen

I have win more battles that I can think

My name is Megatron

And I am a massive deal

I don't care who you are

I don't care how you feel

M0U5E: That's Soundwave

he knows everything about everybody

R0B1N: That's why he is so scary, his processor is full of secrets

Soundwave: Yes, Megatron

No, Megatron

Every conscious hour,

I spend making sure Megatron

can stay in power

If Megatron is the sun

Then I'm a distant star

'Cause I'm just as bright and hot

If you've had high-grade stuff

I worm your secrets out of you

And bring them to my master

And then I watch Megatron make your life a big disaster

Disaster!

Megatron is the king

But I'm the head of worker drones

As I am seated at his right servo

Like an obvidient friend

M0U5E: That is knockout

The vainest bot you will ever meet

R0B1N: I once saw him flee a battle Cause he scratch his paint

Knockout: My name is Knockout

My paint is shiny

My finish are perfect

My work is fancier

I barely have

To battle at all

My name is knockout

I am vain

That's it

Megatron: Right

We never really do this

But how'd you like to

Have a chat with us this week

ST3V3: Oh, it's okay, I-

Megatron: No, no need for you to thank us

ST3VE: But-

Soundwave: There's no need to even speak

You're new and you don't know things

You need good friends who can tell you what to think

Megatron: See you here same time tomorrow

Knockout: On Wednesdays we drink high-grade

Megatron/Knockout/Soundwave: On Wednesdays we drink high-grade

Megatron/Knockout/Soundwave: Yes, Megatron (my name is Knockout)

No, Megatron

Every conscious groon (here's where you belong)

I spend making sure Megatron (my paint is shiny)

can stay in power (here's where you belong)

If Megatrob is the sun (my finish are perfect)

Then I'm a distant star (my job is fancier)

'Cause I'm just as bright and hot (here's where you belong)

If you've had high-grade stuff

Megatron/Knockout/Soundwave: Behave nice and grab a cube

'Cause we don't do this everyday

Say here's where you belong

No, really, say it

Say here's where you belong

Megatron: Come chat with us tomorrow

It'll be great

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I actually first write Starscream has karen but I feel he fit better in the burning part and knockout it's just knockout. I won't apologize for thus, but just expect more because I'm having too much fun

#transformers parody #transformers #parody #crack #funny #Knockout #megatron #soundwave #mean girls #mean girls parody #the plastics #the plastics parody #no i will not apologize #this shit is funny #and i will keep going #i call this #transformers parody songs #not creative #but it fits

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kalmeria · 1 year

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enstars is great, one of the units’ backstory is that they got scammed into a huge debt in crypto by their boss in order to incentivize them to become successful idols. and they have a song titled “moratorium wings”

#this shit is FUNNY #(i mean it’s a nightmare scenario but it’s also the kind of thing I find funny okay)#I love eichi as a character but I also think he sucks and is wrong about the world. hope this helps #I have no idea if eichi can be called their boss or not but eh #anyways tsubasa moratorium is a great song and it also makes me cry #I love alkaloid #have I mentioned on here that at first I thought L$ sounded like LIDL #enstars

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yourelosingains · 2 years

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do you want to keep your socks safe? Stop. Shipping. B*ler. Or I’m gonna lick your socks to your death..🧦👅