#this senior citizen is Not Well

[fashiondisastertournament]

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHEN GABISON AGARTISE COMBINED HIS BUTTERFLY AND BLACK CAT MIRACULOUS AND ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE SOME BLANK PANTHER RIP OFF PLEASE-

That one??

#ADNSNGNSMNGNSND #this is just sad #this senior citizen is Not Well #propaganda #GABRIELSWEEP #GABESWEEP #answered asks

[ranminfan]

What is it with men and.....

receding hairline??

Like no....

I do not accept that I am into this

I shouldn't be attracted to this 🤪

#I had to ask my sister who's into star wars who this man was #turns out he is also a senior citizen #No more dilfs for me #Guess I'm into Gilfs as well #text #rmfs speaks #rambles and stuff

[rapidhighway]

its true she really is baby

#theres a gree one in my town and its so well kept up its just gorgeous #sir thats a senior citizen

[beautyinthediss0nance]

Me and my well-loved bear.. he’s over 20 years old now.. my grandmother bought him for me after an ex never returned my childhood stuffie, Harvey (a cabbage patch pony she also bought me) 💔

#personal #me #my face #bear cuddles #stuffies #mine #bisexual #he’s like a senior citizen stuffy #he’s worn so well tho

[venusmage]

How did you draw your dragonborn so pretty omfg? You've made me a fan of dragonborn now...

If you seek the ancient texts (the archive of this blog) you'll see that i've been a lizard-person connoisseur since...2012

here's some of the first art i ever did of my Oblivion PC - design clearly based off of the Skyrim argonians though

#its almost twelve years old AAUGH #ask #no art here #well old art but yk #dont actually go that far back in this blog i love my old highschool art but also no i dont #if you remember the shipyard you deserve a senior citizen discount

[illiana-mystery]

I love when he puts his hand on his hip. I can't explain why I do...I just do.

#that shirt really looks good on him #as well #so crisp #light blue looks so good on him #blue is his color #i'm down so bad for this senior citizen #but i don't care #he's so hot #jfc #didi chill lol #inspector gamache #three pines #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️ #alfred molina

[i-m-what-i-am]

ah yes, the two categories acording to Jing Yuan: Dan Heng and non-Dan Hengs

#farming new relics for this old man isn't going well btw #but anything for my favorite sad senior citizen #hsr #jing yuan

[b0bthebuilder35]

#servers #store clerks #senior citizens #children #animals #reality #life #real shit #true shit #karma #full circle #treatment #treat people with kindness #treat people with respect #treat people well #good person #be a good person #what goes around comes around #life lessons #lessons #life lesson #lesson #lessons in life #lesson in life #nah but fr #nah but seriously #nah but really #no but seriously #no but fr #no but for real

[riemmetric]

If I make it to the morning, I should have come with a warning, but if I make it to the stage, I’ll show you what it means to be saved. Oh, you know I’m still afraid. I’m still crazy and I’m still scared, but if I make it to the stage, I’ll show what it means to be spared - Morning Elvis by Florence + The Machine

Happy Birthday, James Hetfield!

#metallica #james hetfield #metallica edit #metallicaedit #metaledit #mine:edits #THIS SONG #i'm sorry if it's too corny but the lyrics fit so well i couldn't help myself #florence is also a recovering alcoholic so she Knows i suppose #idk just reading that last sentence while watching the gif of them hugging brings tears to my eyes #i love this senior citizen so much <3

[farmersliga]

so guess which idiot took almost two years post diagnosis to find out she qualified for a disability card

#we have a system here where all people with disabilities can get id cards that entitle us to similar benefits as senior citizens #and well. i did not know adhd qualified until literally this week. #istg. #the life and times of liz

[darkwood-sleddog]

Sorry to be heavy on main but people love to talk a big game about helping “vulnerable populations” when really they mean the visibly homeless. You ask them what we can do for vulnerable adults living in unsafe environments that are a home or place that is not visibly publicly and they throw their hands in the air and go “well there’s nothing that we can do if they don’t want help.”

Okay so you want to force homeless people from their encampments into pretty little boxes designed to house them but when it comes to a senior citizen whose home is physically falling down around them, living in waste we’re just gonna let that happen? We put together a task force to “help along” the homeless people living in their cars that stop along our town green to take advantage of our free wifi, but do nothing for the people actually living in this town? It’s hypocritical as fuck.

You don’t care about vulnerable people, you only care about the ones that affect your physical viewpoint.

#not dogs #sorry dealing with some stuff at work that is #objectively not my job but I literally can’t leave this alone bc #it’s not even the first instance of a disabled senior living in a house #that is gonna collapse on them #rural senior citizens and disabled people are so isolated and even if you don’t see it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist #people only care when people are disabled visibly and how that affects them personally #we don’t throw our hands up with the homeless and say ‘oh well they don’t want help’ #bc they are visible #‘community’ my ass

[pherre]

i think its really funny that my two favorite tv shows are doctor who and mash. these are senior citizens

#well and bcs. shes a senior citizen at heart #its me talking

[magentagalaxies]

i really want to start making a table collecting statistics on the audience demographics i'll perform my aubrey material for (like what generation most of the audience is, whether i'm performing in a predominantly queer space, etc.) and how well the jokes land bc like. i need to collect more data points before i can properly present my findings but the results so far have been fascinating

#again i do not have enough performance experiences to make any definitive claims about who ''aubery's audience'' is #but i find it funny that any time i show my aubrey material one-on-one to a queer gen z person #they're always like ''i love it but straight people will definitely hate it or not get it'' #and i get the inclination to be like. ''i like this thing so people like me will like this thing'' #and cishet society seems so polarized w/r/t queer topics it's like. the assumption makes sense #however. whenever i've done an aubrey performance in front of an audience that's predominantly queer and gen z #i've actually received a primarily negative response!! and somehow straight people have never given me shit for my aubrey material #(''well straight allys don't count'' i told some of my aubrey jokes to a joe rogan dudebro and he enjoyed them) #(which yeah maybe could be a mark against my comedy but i like to think i opened his mind a bit at the very least) #i really want to test my aubrey monologues in front of a primarily gen x/boomer audience #bc so far i only have actual performance experience in front of gen z or millennials #and the older people i've told jokes to individually or shown videos of my stuff have really liked it #luckily paul has said a goal for when i'm in town this summer is to get me to perform my aubrey stuff in as many different places as possib #for both queer audiences and non-queer audiences so i can gauge reactions since i don't want to be confined to one demographic #so i'll get a lot of data points this summer #@ paul get me a performing slot at senior citizen pride lmao these are my people #(shoutout to paul going ''jess stop collecting the old homos!'' last time i was in town) #(and when i imitated him and was like ''old gay men are not your pokemon!'' bellini was like ''ok but they may be your audience'') #also one data point i really want to see the variation on is how my one specific joke plays in these different demographics #bc i have a joke that like. it's literally not even about AIDS and doesn't punch down at all #i literally say ''if you're gay and over the age of 50 you could violate the geneva convention and i'd still be like support our troops'' #like obviously being like ''you have been through hell so i will let you get away with literal war crimes you deserve ultimate immunity'' #BUT. in the line right before the quote i use the phrase ''AIDS generation'' not as a derogatory term but being like. #this horrible thing impacted the entire generation y'know? and bellini and scott and their friends call themselves that it's just the term #but when i said the phrase ''AIDS generation'' in front of my gen z audience i heard gasps and felt like they all hated me #and when i did the same line in front of millennials it wasn't quite as striking but their eyes did widen #like i was suddenly an ''edgy comedian''. but like this is a part of our history and it does inform the story i'm telling #the story i'm telling is comedic but it's grounded in this real world context #and i'm like. @ the audience who was offended: when was the last time any of y'all spoke to a gay man over the age of 50 #bc bellini loves that section of the monologue and was offended that people would even take offense to that phrase

[old-memoria]

For the other news, my bday is like… in an hour????

#I’m turning 24 for the good half of my mutual I’m a senior citizen #I remember being 15-16 and thinking wow is there a life after 20??? oh well #although I miss my teens sometimes being in your 20s is soooo much better

[morathicain]

So I made something ...

#hate how Aof and fans make Earth seem old #when he's not even 30!!! #use older actors if you want to make it so #also even if Jim was actually meant to be close to 40 #HE'S NOT A SENIOR CITIZEN #pls give me shows with queer people over 60 #but don't treat people around or over 30 as if they're OLD™ #still headcanon that Jim exaggerated his age and is actually 34 #even if it's meant as a joke I HATE it #bc Earth gets treated as if he's so much older than he actually is all the time #ppl behaving as if m/l/c did so well on different gay generations #while the oldest isn't even 40 #and still gets treated as if he's close to the grave #so yeah not a joke if this view on Earth prevents him from actually getting better roles #it's actually harmful #personal #rant #needed to be said #now overthink your perception of age in this industry and in those stories

[mystical-one]

HI GAMERS

#HELLO!!!!! #im soooo pleased with how this has turned out its a bit silly how proud i am of it....... #anyway the hat is literally card wool washi tape and sticky gems ive had since i was like 12 + some old gold fabric i had in a drawer #im literally not gonna be doing anything tonight except maybe going for a walk in town but i DONT care. my gwen slay #last thing to do is figure out how to stick the sideburns to my face bc i dont have any spirit gum atm 🧍🏻‍♂️ well we'll see i guess #peace and love on plante monkee #senior citizens craft club #emi's meandering jotts