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if you’re a famous person it must be so easy to find profile pics for yourself

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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

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Friend crushes are real. Cause I wanna be with you. Spend every day and waking hour with you. Not for like couple stuff, but dumb shit like racing shopping carts in a Walmart parking lot at 10 pm.

#tumblrfunny #crushes #friendship #stupid #bad idea right

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Roronoa Zoro | 1.05 "Eat At Baratie!"

#he’s so perfect

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when junkook was a LITERAL teenager ppl would sexualize him but when he's openly comfortable making more mature content ya'll backtrack and want "ur little mochi bear back 🥺"

he is an adult man- comfortable in his own skin. he is allowed to make whatever music he wants, with whatever themes he wants. stop trying to take his agency away for ur fantasies

#bts #jeon junkook #bts junkook #bangtan #3d #jungkook seven #seven bts

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#tumblrfunny #tumblr polls #polls #vanilla extract #progressive #fight #limuemu #flofromprogressive #mymoneysonflo #bet #mascot #games #vanilla

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damn.

I graduated high school in 99.

There was a student at our school named Wayne.

Wayne was gay. It was obvious. He was unable to stay in the closet even if he wanted to. To make matters worse, he was also Black. From a bullying standpoint, that was not a great combo. Both Black and white students made fun of him relentlessly. He was ostracized from the only community that may have given him protection. Only us theater kids stuck up for him, but not to significant effect.

Wayne was bullied so much that at one point he finally snapped and attacked his bullies with a lunch tray. I was actually seated in perfect line of sight and just sat there chewing my soggy fries in stunned silence. It didn't even seem real as I was witnessing it. The image of him wailing on his main bully as the food on his tray flew off is permanently logged into my long term memory.

The bully he attacked had blood all over his face and went straight to the nurse. Other than superficial cuts, he was not injured.

Before the attack, Wayne went to teachers for help. He went to guidance counselors for help. He went to the principals for help.

He did all of the things you were supposed to do. No one helped him. They wagged a finger at the bullies and warned them to stop.

Wayne's lunch tray melee was the only thing that worked. His bullies stayed far away from him. But a week later Wayne was expelled and the bullies were given no punishment.

So... no.

No one in my school talked about being trans.

Because the only way to survive being openly queer was to bash people with a lunch tray.

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real cause in literally any piece of media a female antagonist is seen as a bitch while the male one is seen as cunning and a goof foil to the main character 😂

honestly

#hmm looking at you most manwhas esp lo

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I hated that TikTok trend where ppl wasted their grimace shakes cause I legit drove to 3 McDonalds with hopes of tasting grimace to no avail then I open TikTok and see someone convulsing with puddles of purple surrounding them after a sip

#hbd grimace #grimace shake #happy birthday #happy birthday grimace #grimace meal #grimace mcdonalds #mcdonalds #life laugh grimace

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the pokemon

the dex entry

#pokemon #twitter #driftblim #gardevoir #tumblrfunny #pokedex #pokemon red #pokemon meme

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its so hard being friends with ppl who didn't watch the first SpongeBob movie cause wdym you dont know the scene where everyone points at king tritons head screaming BALD BALD when I reference it while seeing a random bald person

#spongebob #spongebob squarepants #spongebob movie #bald #cinema #peak cinema

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why do drop shippers on TikTok always use the most out of pocket marketing techniques. like no im not buying your overpriced blender from aliexpress because you ship a free blender to anyone who preforms a satanic ritual with a milk jug on their head before proving they have the most likes on a comment leave me alone 😭

#tiktok #blender #aliexpress #shopping #online #tumblrfunny

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the day bandana waddle dee is added to the smash roster is the day all of my problems will be solved.

#super smash bros #smash brothers #kirby fandom #bandanna waddle dee #kirby waddle dee #waddle dee

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REBLOGGING CAUSE I WANNA SAVE THIS CAUSE ITS SO CUTE OMG OMG OMG

what if there were two little guys and they were best friends huh. what then