We don't talk enough about Scarlet Moth. It's just. SO. much. aaargh it feels like a full glass of grenadine syrup, undiluted.
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I don't need my eyesight actually
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COME ONNNNN VOTE MINOS PRIME N GABRIEL WE NEED THE GAY DIVORCED COUPLE UP AGAINST EACH OTHER
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yeah yeah all of his outfits are atrocious but what's truly embarassing is the things he creates INTENTIONALLY for akuma victims. gabe. honey. you don't have the restrictions of things like "reality" anymore, you're using magic, and you use it for that??
he's terrorizing paris alright. partly with brainwashed citizens, but majority with their revolting outfits. at least they're... sometimes creative??
(disclaimer: i do actually like some of them, but that just means i have embarassing taste)
Plz send some of those Gabenation <3 can't wait to suffer more <3
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WHY IS GABY'S SKIN PURPLE??? DUDE IF YOU HAVE BLOOD CIRCULATION ISSUES YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING
Actually yeah, good question
Miraculous fandom, should we be concerned for Gabe's well-being?
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Wait, Agreste has a transformation called "the collector"? Like the kid in The Owl House??? Man they deserve a (joke) matchup. Just kidding, at least TOH's collector is not as fugly.
I'm going insane. GABE HONEY. GABE. YOU'RE KILLING ME.
You're right, the kid from The Owl House deserves SO much better than this
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Something i wanna mention
Gabriel Agrest *is a fashion designer*
And simultaneously wears all of those swagless outfits.
And because he is a filthy rich succesful worldwide marketing fashion designer, I'm sure thousands if not millions of people worldwide succumb into his sense of "fashion" without extra thought just cause it is considered trendy and stylish and high-class.
So he is literally not only a fashion disaster but a motherfuckin' fashion catastrophe and epidemic all around the world as his influence makes everyone want to be this swagless in their looks.
Wait until gabrielagresteofficial sees this lmao
Anyway YES this is a crucial piece of info that man's "fashion" is potentially contagious everyone HIDE
Vote here
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DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHEN GABISON AGARTISE COMBINED HIS BUTTERFLY AND BLACK CAT MIRACULOUS AND ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE SOME BLANK PANTHER RIP OFF PLEASE-
That one??
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don't know if it counts as a fashion thing but gabriel also makes himself a whole head taller when he transforms into hawkmoth and it looks absolutely ridiculous
My favorite Magical Girl </3
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ok, previous anon had some interesting points with Gabriel's outfits, but that doesn't excuse the horrible, eye-scratching mess that is his monarch outfit AND whatever tf he had going on with the catsuit mix.
And if we're including the things he's inflicted others to wear, then... he really is a monster...
Strong points, strong points!! Can Gabe still be defended, or will he be prosecuted for his terrifying Fashion Crimes?
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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lady-bug/images/4/48/Destruction_%28475%29.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20221215092420
that's a picture at the end of an episode
He looks like he's about to start selling me cleaning products 💀
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Worth noting: Gabriel doesn't have any casual outfit. This is what he wore the first time we've seen him cook. That's the only time he wasn't wearing any kind of suit or evil outfit.
Does he sleep in a suit too???
I believe that 💀 pure white whenever possible, uses bleach every day
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gabe's existence is concerning. his skin color being purple potentially due to lack of oxygen is arguably one of the least concerning things about this man.
Though this is not about fashion exactly, what personally also concerns me a lot about this man is his photorealistic teeth 🥲 uncanny valley whooo
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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lady-bug/images/e/eb/Evolution_%2840%29.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20221105055700
too many accessories
Channeling his inner elven lady with that headpiece, I see 💀 (I'm so sorry for this comparison, Galadriel)
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huge fan of how this has turned into a drag gabriel blog
also if we're talking about shitty fashion choices he's made, i feel like the alliance rings that only go to the first knuckle and contain a digital assistant version of his son should be taken into account
I googled alliance rings
INFINITY STONES???
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I'm so sorry to add one more post about him but I just discovered something.
From his wiki page:
Likes:
Fashion
Talent
Miraculouses (obsession)
Supervillains (obsession)
His family (obsession)
A good game
Candies
Gallettes
Sports
Pancakes
Dislikes:
His family in danger
Superheroes (mainly Ladybug and Cat Noir)
Incompetent employees
Being ordered around
The friends of his son
Bad influences for his son
His family being overly dramatic
Failing
Valentine's Day
Super Fries's costume design (made by himself)
Being simplified
Losing Miraculouses
His nephew
Marinette Dupain-Cheng
To be betrayed
His son seeing his girlfriend
Humanity
said costume:
I have...nothing to add...no words...
💀💀💀
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Okay, here's my card. Not only is Gabriel Agreste a fashion disaster, but he's also a disaster, period.
This is a bit of an episode where he uses a baby -he's so desperate that he uses a baby, 'y all- and the whole episode has him whine harder than the baby because the baby doesn't pay attention to what he wants. You miss the end but there's more in that end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD6ntkku820
Ohhhh so THAT'S where that monstrosity of a costume comes from--
AND HE'S SO BAD WITH CHILDREN AT THAT LMAO 💀 the more I learn about this man--
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