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ritsusstuff · 11 months
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nerdpoe · 1 month
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Young Justice is always a little...concerned. With Phantom's living situation. Now they're outright afraid for him, and Bart has decided it's time to Ask An Adult.
It was the little quips. The tiny little things. Stuff that didn't seem to matter to Phantom at all, or appeared to be normal for him, that he didn't realize weren't normal at all.
"Oh, better not hope my mom catches me." "Doing what, staying out past bedtime?" "Nah, using my powers; she'd vivisect me!"
"Another stab wound. Great." "Don't worry Phantom, I've got the med kit-" "Oh, I'm not a baby or anything, I can handle it just fine. Just gimme a sec to take it out."
"My dad has better aim than that." "...Like, when he's hunting, right?" "...At what other times would he be shooting at me?"
"Huh. Not as bad as my parents place. Look; they have a decontamination shower!" "Phantom, this lab has been vandalized to the point of needing a hazmat suit." "Did I stutter?"
Finding out each others identities did nothing to soothe the worry. Tim quietly told the others that every time he tried to run facial recognition, he kept hitting a government firewall he couldn't breach. Phantom never told them his last name, just his first, and 'Danny' is super common.
The thing that really did it though, the thing that made Bart snap and run off to ask Max, was when Danny had a nightmare.
He was talking in his sleep.
"No. Don't-stop. Stoooop. I need...my skin. Mom, no. You can't...peel off...my skin..."
Bart didn't even wait for them to wake Danny up before he was standing in front of Max, talking a mile a minute as he tried to figure out what to do, with Wally staring in horror over a plate of waffles as he computed everything that Bart was saying.
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Danny had a dream about his mom and Skulker arguing about how to skin him. He wouldn't really call it a nightmare, because it was just Skulker, but the scariest thing was Skulker insisting to his mom that it was possible to skin him with a potato peeler. Dream mom was arguing that it was not, and that from a scientific standpoint that was a really piss poor way to preserve a specimen.
He hadn't been begging them to stop hurting him, he'd been whining at them to knock it off.
But when he wakes up, it's to a room full of worried friends and an old man who calls himself Max.
"Kid, I think we need to talk."
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beanghostprincess · 4 months
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I want to throw up
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puppyeared · 1 year
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obsessive
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zjedz-goffra · 2 months
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I forgot to draw his little antlers at first and later I thought what if he hides them when he feels safe while sleeping or something..
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monicahar · 1 year
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“would you kiss your ex to save me?”
this trend is so funny, so why not try it with genshin men
gn! reader, mention of death cause uh ur life is on the line obviously, fluff, crack,
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yes. because a kiss with them is nothing while a life with you is everything.
—zhongli, KAZUHA, thoma, tighnari, albedo, VENTI, ayato, kaeya, diluc <3
i'd break up with you so you become my ex, and then i'd kiss you, and get back together with you again.
—cyno, HEIZOU, ALBEDO, xingqiu, aether, childe
no. you can just drop dead.
—scaramouche
you'd get mad at me and leave me after so probably not. i'll visit you and give you flowers weekly though.
—itto, wanderer
maaaybe.
—HEIZOU, ayato, VENTI, xingqiu, albedo, childe, kaeya
i don't have one.
—XIAO, mika, kunikuzushi
how in the world would you get in that situation anyway?
—ALHAITHAM, kaveh, CYNO, chongyun, tighnari, xiao
let's just die together.
—wanderer, abyss! aether
yeah, but i'd spread drool and saliva all over my lips and eat onions to make the experience as horrible as i can. they'll basically be tasting loogie :D
—gorou, heizou, ITTO, KAVEH, bennet
*refuses to actually answer*
—xiao, scaramouche, chongyun (double it and give it to the next person)
razor.
—razor (he doesn't understand)
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poltergrease · 8 months
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my god someone get this man his kids back,,,
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girlinlavender · 3 months
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i adore the yellowjackets fandom because everyone is so chill about straight up atrocities. it is fucking hilarious.
“she literally killed and cannabalized several people, was in a psychotic cult that worshipped an evil, eldritch entity and she hunted her friends for sport multiple times.” ummm yeah but have you considered that she’s just a girl ?? that she is just a girl in the world ?? jesus h christ women REALLY can’t have hobbies these days :/ grow a spine buddy these here are batshit lesbian cannibals and we LOVE them
like. it’s just so wonderful
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starofhisheart · 10 months
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I uh made a thing
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batcavescolony · 4 months
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just saw someone say Rick Riordan making a TV show is just as bad as anything JKR has done. BFFR you're comparing Rick Riordan trying to make his world more inclusive, changing some parts because of money/time constraints, or just making changes cus he thinks they're needed, to JKR being a terrible person!
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intotheelliwoods · 4 months
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No context 2AL boys as centaurs
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cz19y · 1 month
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.... Cat Isagi?
Cat Isagi. zoom in for quality
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Unrelated but-
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Yuppie >< | my art [I doubt someone's gon repost this but NO reposting on other platforms XD]
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scatterbrainedbot · 7 months
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the trouble with being the one who survives is you must keep on doing it
inspired directly by @onionninjasstuff 's heart wrenching comic of Future Donnie's death (read it!!)
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zellyrolls · 2 years
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hand in unglovéd hand
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i think something went wrong with my copy of krita.
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ik it's like, really blurry, but i have a video version that's better quality, so i'll put that under the cut for anyone who want's to see it (there's no audio)
uh, yeah, the editing program i use really messes with the quality-
here. have the og image i drew for this too
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andromeda3116 · 10 months
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look, i know everyone said that the new interview with the vampire show was incredible but holy shit i was not prepared for how incredible this show is
like, not only is louis interesting now, he is incredibly compelling! his once-bland internal dilemma is now given actual weight because it's not just the same old Thou Shalt Not Kill But I Am Hungry story, it's tempered through his righteous fury at how black people have been treated all these years, how many people have wronged him and laughed and expected him to laugh along, how his ties to the community that once saved him are now turning to nooses around his throat, how his family that he once provided for and relied on have now come to fear him
that, combined with his explicit homosexuality, and with lestat being the only one who seemed to accept him and love him for all that he is, and how that is both comforting and incredibly toxic and combined with sam reid's insane charisma and mania and gravity as lestat that make it completely understandable why louis would still be drawn to him in spite of everything
and how they've used the changes from the original to this one to examine how memory shifts regarding someone who was so intense and formative in your life even if they were ultimately so controlling and abusive but still left such huge gouges in your personality like knives
like
fuck
this is the best-written show i have seen in a long time like this is top-tier writing holy shit
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