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tarantulasnot · 9 months

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everyday I'm reminded like clockwork that my friend has shot cum up to 5 ft out before.

This is real life, but I can't stop thinking about which fictional characters would have this happen 😭

Like Diavolo might not shoot as far but definitely a lot. His like drips down instead of just coming out.

Leviathan would probably cum a LOT really fast because he's got two dicks

Mammon cums really thin and fast but its a medium length

Might as well just do all the headcanons, then at this point 😭

Lucifer wouldn't cum a whole lot but he could cum a lot of times in a row

Solomon cums like a normal person I guess? Above average amount, shoots out a little bit but not anything noteworthy

BEELZEBUB AND HIS MONSTER COCK. Probably a lot but more likely to shoot out really fast

Okay but imagine helping Beelzebub out after he works out. Absolutely chaining his wrists to something as you stroke him, keeping his thighs spread apart with your own legs while he whimpers and groans.

Beelzebub would definitely whimper AND growl.

For example, if he's feeling really good, he'll start whimpering. But then if you start sucking on his pretty chest, he'll straight up growl and grit his teeth before whining again when you go faster

Beelzebub would definitely have a cray cray dick that has barbs on it

just saying

How did this become a Beelzebub imagine?

#sub lucifer #sub beelzebub #obey me nsft #obey me headcanons #obey me shall we date #obey me imagines #obey me thirst #sub beelzebub thirst #this is cray cray

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chezzywezzy · 2 years

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This is legit how almost everyone in China is like LMAO. The fact that people receive no backlash for being blatantly (and violently - I have almost been murdered so many times here, but those are stories for another day) racist amazes me.

#the amount of times friends have been grateful that im not black #this is cray cray #china is the most racist country to live in #and i've lived all around the world #literally like old america #i've been denied access to restaurants cuz of my race #etc etc

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sacredfirmament · 1 year

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dead girl media where their absence shapes the whole goddamn thing!!!!! the hole they left inhabits the narrative more than their presence ever would have. oooo wooooo

#also the locked tomb Tbh harrow the ninth goes cray zeeeee #so many dead women in that book #bella speak

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perfectangel11 · 8 months

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lollapalooza is CRAZYYYYY

#nhl #nhl imagine #nhl fanfiction #nhl blurb #nhl fic #nhl hockey #lollapalooza #crazy things #this is cray cray #insane in the membrane #umich boys

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pinklemonslices · 8 months

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my mom just asked me if i wanted to maybe write and illustrate simple little kid’s books to sell as Ebooks on amazon. woah.

#i am a Child #this is cray cray #maybe i’ll do it #who knows

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