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jeres-red-g-string · 2 months

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okay so let me tell you…I did something really stupid today….

I always wondered what jere looks like without his moustache bc what is he hiding under that damn thing???

and today was the day my curiosity won…

so I opened this silly little app on my phone (bc I was too lazy for a real photshop edit)

for reference this is the before pic:

…and uhm…

this came out…

I AM SO FCKING ASHAMED OF MYSELF RN💀💀💀💀💀💀😩😩😩

#someone please take my phone away #this is coming straight out of hell #I should go to jail for this #should I do his beard next???💀💀💀#käärijä #jere pöyhönen #kaarija

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voxpraxis · 2 years

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sorry but i’m tired of books/media with softcore trans guy protags who are wimpy and anxious and never stop thinking about how trans they are and have a flowery little romance with a guy who calls them cute. like that’s all good and fine but where are my trans guy protags who are straight up gross. evil. covered in dirt and blood all the time. give me a trans guy character who spits and kills people and fucks to the death and doesn’t give a shit about shit PLEASE i am begging you

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dollypopup · 2 months

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listen. . .words TRULY cannot explain how vindicated i am feeling in the fandom after all these interviews and snippets

do you even KNOW how much hate I got for writing Come Over Here and Profound for Me? where Penelope was guilt spiraling over all she did as LW? and people accused me of being a 'psychopath' and needing therapy (as if being in therapy is a. . .bad thing?) and being oh so unfair to Penelope because she was beating herself up a lot and her friends were hurt and betrayed?

and then we got the clip of her talking down to herself, about how embarrassing she is and how no one wants her and 'of course you wouldn't want to court me' and how sad he was about how lowly she sees herself.

how absolutely baffled I was over the narrative that every new male character would be a suitor for her? how little sense it made and how Penelope was for us unseen girlies and her being a diamond would be weird and ooc and unfulfilling?

and then it was revealed that Dankworth is Prudence's husband, and that Anderson is a hit with the older ladies, hinting he's there for Violet (as a continuation of her Queen Charlotte storyline) and that Debling is in a grand total of two episodes and that even Adjoa Andoh said the season was for the wallflowers.

how confused i was over monolithic 'Penelope is a girlboss and never did anything wrong!' narratives that happened over and over in our fandom and that Colin would grovel and beg and cry to be in Penelope's good graces again over one comment?

and then the clip came out and the person she was actually dragging was herself and the worst thing she called him was 'cruel' and just about one day later she's staring into his eyes and telling him how beautiful they are and how they shine when he's kind

how peeps insisted he'd be just fine when the truth comes out that Penelope is Lady Whistledown and that he'd find her clever or already knows or wouldn't be upset at all?

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Interviewer: 'How do you think Colin would react if he found out she's LW?' LN: 'He would react. . .worst out of everyone in the ton' NC: 'She slagged off a LOT of people! I'm like 'Girl, you should be worried!' LN: 'He's also a sensitive boy! We'll see, I'm sure'

i'm not gonna name names. . .but some of y'all owe a LOT of people in this fandom a LOT of apologies

#polin #bridgerton #nicola coughlan #luke newton #maybe this is premature but like. . .sorry not sorry #a lot of the very popular polin takes and predictions for S3 are aging like MILK #and i am gleefully clapping my hands about it #i mean this with my whole chest: some of y'all were straight up nasty to us #and even nastier to colin as a character!!!!!#you were AWFUL to so many people #for DARING to go against the status quo narrative #and i am so glad that the fandom revenge power fantasy is coming out to be wrong #this fandom owes us colin girlies a hell of an apology #prepare to be sick of me

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dandelion-roots · 5 days

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[ID: a digital drawing of Riz Gukgak from D20 fantasy high from the waist up. He looks like he's holding onto sanity by a thread and is covered in blood as he attempts to sew a finger back onto Biz's hand and says, ha ha, oopsie! End ID]

Damn man being 14 sure is tough... It's all just pimples this, brutally shooting off a classmate's fingers before figuring out he wasn't the mastermind and then immediately regretting it that...

#dimension 20 #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high freshman year #riz gukgak #watched the whole first season in a blur and have many emotions about them #my homicidal princesses etc etc #never watched a campaign before so i just went from la di da in episode 1 to rocking on the floor w adaine in ep 2 #i half regret not writing down the moments i wanted to draw but also i am going to watch the hell out of moments compilations on yt #so im sure ill remember at least some #too many good moments to count #have to do the 'yes!' thing. i just have to #fantasy high freshman year spoilers #ill skip the live one shots for now and go straight to sophomore and then come back later #also hi. just in general. what the fuck what the absolute fuck #i see why this was meant to be watched on a weekly level

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rainymoodlet · 6 months

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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[ A Picnic... ]

Part 1 of 2 💐

@mattodore @morrigan-sims

#ts4 #ts4 story #ts4 screenshots #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #julian vance by mattodore #julien west by morrigan-sims #||#we're BACK BABEY!!! 🎉#i am so so so excited for you all to see the next few episodes!!#no camera overlay - these are all happening off-camera!#the camera will pick back up with the vacations teehee~#julesx2 are some of my favorite beebs to write okay i love them sm and bless river and morri for trusting me with them ☺#julien is straight up in HE'S GONNA EAT ME mode i'm living #this whole ep is coming out today!!#we'll see a whole hell of a lot of set up but i'm so excited for you guys to see it!!#thank you to all who waited oh-so-patiently!! i'm so so ready to get back to posting this #I MISSED YOU DANIEL I'VE BEEN SEEIN YOU FOR DAYS BUT I MISSED YOU REGARDLESS MWAH #also its not me if i don't frame the shots through a damn tree lmfaooo #dan picked the food out specifically and set up the blanket and pillows himself ;u;#only the best for his baes you know you know!!!#also he's referencing where the red fern grows but i think i was going for old yeller pffff #OH WELL

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blueskittlesart · 1 year

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profs will set the due date for the final as april 24 and then STILL NOT HAVE THE FUCKING ASSIGNMENT UP TO SUBMIT THE PAPER BY 11PM ON APRIL TWENTY FUCKING THIRD

#ALEC. BESTIE. PLEASE. I AM BARELY PASSING YOUR CLASS AS IT IS I NEED YOU TO WORK WITH ME HERE #i feel the need to explain the level of bullshit that has been going on with this particular final actually because holy shit.#he first told us about it about 3 weeks ago which. fine. but all he said was 'you will have to pick a topic and write a paper'#like nothing about what the topic should relate to how the paper should be organized word count etc. literally nothing #radio silence for 2 weeks. we all forgot about it. then out of the blue 'btw your papers are due in a week lol!'#so we all scramble to figure out what the hell the assignment actually is #come to find out he never actually posted the assignment brief on canvas as an assignment. the only way we can access it is via a pdf #linked in ANOTHER UNRELATED ASSIGNMENT.#the project brief in question describes several in-class activities we straight up have not done.#no one actually knows if it's really due tomorrow or next week because he keeps pushing shit back and DOESNT ANSWER EMAILS #but the date on the syllabus is the 24th. and there is still nowhere online where we can submit our papers at all.#jesus fucking christ in heaven #personal #he is going to be getting a. shall we say INTERESTING professor review from me. lmao

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unpretty · 2 years

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absolutely wildest part of my job on an emotional level has to be making forms. it feels wrong. forms are important. someone else should be making this, who knows things about form law. these should be special ordered from a company that does nothing but make forms with the help of their legal team that does nothing but confirm that the forms are correct. every time i throw a form together in word and it becomes our new official form, it feels deeply wrong somehow. this is too much power.

#original #my method of making forms involves abusing the shit out of tables #because when you do it that way then later you can bulk fill them with mail merge and no one is the wiser #you wouldn't think this would come up so often #however we have a number of forms that i have realized someone just made on a typewriter in the 80s #that have been xeroxed to hell and back so that all our forms were fucking deep fried #i assumed it was because the hospital was set in their ways but no they also hate those forms #who made this and why did they use legal size paper forcing everyone for forty years to use legal size paper #anyway one thing i've realized since making forms is that absolutely no one fixes the document title for their PDFs #government forms straight from the IRS with Microsoft Word in the document title property

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dwtdog · 1 month

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im sorry who the fuck is kaceytron and why the fuck is she saying that

🙁 you don’t want to know

#cq.asks #fucking bitch ass piece of shit who constantly rage baits dttwt by calling dream straight #she had him on her stream once and basically tried to force him to come out #and then she was a demon during hell week #cc fight club

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grimme-and-specs · 14 days

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John has just ordered a knuckle sandwich with a side of blade

Based off of this ridiculous screenshot I thought was funny:

I rewrote it for obvious reasons

#I love the inverse trope of where the younger sibling is protective of the older one #when its not creepy though #for me dave is protective of rose when it comes to certain subjects since he really just #doesnt want to see her hurt #not like he would admit that straight up though #I think its a worry for him since well. bro.#so i think he would take on some of an opposing role with his sister #not to the point of coddling her because he respects boundaries but just being a deterrent #for anyone who wants to fuck around and find out that is #sorry sorry had to babble about that #anyway #r.i.p john he fucked around dave and found out #wait #that sounds wrong-#...keeping that in that's funny #damn i need to work on phrasing #homestuck fanart #homestuck #grimdorks #shitpost #dave strider #rose lalonde #john egbert #you could also read this as entirely platonic #and that john is just messing with dave #either way its funny as hell to me

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tacagen · 5 months

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OKAY MY NEWFOUND AGENT BISHOP TMNT AUDIENCE. ANY THOUGHTS ON WHY THERE ARE

two of them?????

#or at least why he had time to change his jacket to a coat in the middle of a fucking invasion.#dude's got his priorities when it comes to actual alien threat knocking on earth's door in every iteration huh #anyway my theory: those are 2 diff bishops. one may be a clone. the 1st one references 2012 version more while the 2nd is straight up 03 #so i think there is smth up with that. also 1st one's face is catlike like in ff. and both ff and 12 are good bishops! im onto something!#also the headphones but s4 bishop03 battle armor look also had them i think #anyway the person on rise team who saw an alien invasion story and decided to insert not 1 but 2 bishop cameos in there is a genius.#like i feel this decision on every level. there are not enough xenophobic (or not so) fuckers out there.#i expected his cameo ever since i read the synopsis (tho also on the future part bc ff rent free in my head) and i was Not Disappointed.#you do not want to know the level of insanity i instantly reached when i first saw rise movie and got to the second one.#hell im still not over the fact they gave him WORDS #fucking printing those on a tshirt cause THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WIN #agent bishop #agent john bishop #tmnt bishop #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt the movie

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tearlessrain · 23 days

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seriously can catastrophes stop happening for five minutes my brain is already fried from the ones we're already experiencing

#I fucking. missed d&d tonight by accident #I straight up forgot #and just didn't show up to the session #my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked #I should be sleeping now but brain won't shut up #my creative output is the lowest it's ever been and I've been in some level of depressive funk since like early january #I am just deeply unfathomably exhausted #like mentally and spiritually #all the time #my memory and sense of time are both shit #my spelling is worse than it used to be for some reason??#I really don't know what to do to make my brain start functioning again it's frankly worrying me #I couldn't even handle college so it should come as no surprise that I'm reacting poorly to the world being a perpetual screaming trash fir #and yet #idk it's been hitting again lately that I have never succeeded at anything in my life and just keep tripping and falling up for some reason #fucking everyone is in hell right now and with my overall success rate I should be dead in a ditch but I'm actually doing spectacularly #due to a series of improbable accidents and weird circumstances that happened to turn out in my favor instead of completely fucking me #aside from the looming spectre of my various failed attempts to have some kind of life trajectory #it just doesn't feel like this can keep up forever #like surely at some point the luck has got to run out I can't just keep living like some kind of folkloric trickster archetype #but my motivation and sense of purpose kind of died after the last failed attempt so I'm still just here #doing whatever this is #maybe I should drive out to the coast #maybe staring at the ocean would fix me I've been away from it for too long #I mean it can't make me worse #I should wait until further into summer though so I don't have to drive back in the dark #everyone around here has trucks with those goddamn LED headlights and I've got a little sedan that's directly in their blast zone

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kaythefloppa · 6 months

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My Roman Empire is how The Lion King 2 could’ve been a way better movie based on the deleted content, and if it was made for a theatrical production with enough allotted time to utilize its resources.

#The lion king #the lion king 2 #the lion king 2 Simba’s pride #Like off the top of my head we have the hyenas coming back as the antagonist faction rather than the Outsider lions materializing out of bl #We have Kovu and Kiara having frequent meetups as teenagers and Kiara turning her back on Kovu as a sign of trust #We have a character straight up saying “hell.”#Zazu and Nala having bigger roles rather than being extras in the sequel #A Julius Caesar elephant villain (I’m… not even kidding)#This film deserved a theatrical release because goddamn if they had given more time into this film it could’ve been on-par with the first

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professional-termite · 7 months

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alr so i tried to turn the hm 2023 hhg designs into modern human dudes bc i need them for my mall cop au but OMG I CANT TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY WHO DECIDED THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT!!! apologies if these designs are garbage, i tried 😭😭😭

(i do not consider these guys the same characters as the ones from the rides, the comics, or the 2003 movies btw, theyre too different in shape/facial language to be the same guys, end of discussion)

anyways yeahh uh in my au these sillies live together in the same apartment complex as bruce, ben, constance, the mariner, and some other haunts that im gonna turn into human designs later. they play d&d with kent sometimes and their car keeps breaking down (hence the whole hitchhiking thing)

-phineas probably does business or finance or something that makes him need to travel a lot (he still lives w ezra and gus because living alone in your mid 50s/60s is lonely, and honestly good for him)

-this ezra looks like a fashion guy or smthn, idk he fancy ill figure it out later. he doesnt look like spamton in this movie and it makes me sad

-gus is their roommate who has been to prison multiple times and cant hold down a job. they keep him around because they love him and he "mysteriously conjures" free tickets to local plays a lot

(i will give phineas and ezra their hats + phineas his coat back i promise but i needed a ref of their hair/casual attire, so no hats/coats just yet)

heres the ref i used btw (i brightened it in app im too lazy to export it tho)

#CHARACTER DESIGN IS HARD NO OFFENSE BUT DID YOU EVEN TRY GUYS???#I WAS BEING SILLY ON PURPOSE BUT THOSE DESIGNS WER MADE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY #THEY WENT THROUGH MULTIPLE LAYERS OF REDESIGN AND FIXES AND ADJUSTMENTS #AND THATS WHAT THEY COME UP WITH??? REALLY????#ik they were probably just trying to be original with their designs cuz hm has such an art based fandom but cmon they need to at least be #recogniseable as the hhg #my baby boy ezra looks like someone sucked his soul out through his ear with a bendy straw #gus is a damn demon straight from hell #and dont even get me STARTED on phineas #why does he look like that???#i get that you were going for semi realistic cartoonish proportions #but ffs why does he look like a poorly edited copypasta image #phineas on the ride gives off kooky and silly and mischievous vibes #this guy is gonna steal my shoes and my feet and my ankles and my shins and leave me bleeding on rhe side of the road!!!!#ok sorry for the rant #uh tl:dr hhg 2023 designs bad disney got too silly #haunted mansion 2023 #disney haunted mansion #haunted mansion #haunted mansion movie #hitchhiking ghosts #the hitchhiking ghosts #phineas the traveler #ezra the skeleton #gus the prisoner #mall cop au #haunted mansion au

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standfucker · 1 month

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not gonna lie yall, it feels like all I do is either work or recover from work and it's bumming me out big time

#I don't have a chronic illness. I shouldn't be taking this long to recover #idk why I can't get home from work and go straight to writing #it's like I have to spend a day mustering up the will to live in the face of ongoing capitalism #it's my own fault. I would have had a two day weekend but they asked me to come in to cover someone and my clown ass said sure #I want to be pissed at the coworker who called off but it's my own fault for accepting #I had a phone interview today and I am ANXIOUS to know if they're going to bring me in for a second interview I NEED a better job #I just want a job where I dont dread going to work and also maybe get paid more than minimum wage #feeling really depressed about capitalism and working forever and knowing I'll never be able to afford a house #I WANT TIME TO DO MY HOBBIES GOD DAMN IT ;A;#also im lonely as hell. how am I supposed to go out and meet people if I'm too tired to do anything #I wanna meet someone. I wanna be loved romantically.

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queen0fm0nsterz · 3 months

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Reading my fave thin man and lady fic. Kicking my feet a lot because tbh. Sometimes a sad man really is just a weird woman's science project in a way that is so homoerotic

#carols.txt #when i tell you i've been re-reading this single one shot religiously every single month for almost three years I mean it #《straight》 ship so good we call it queerbaiting #LMAOOOOOO #call it yaoyuri the way these old people r tragic and doomed by the narrative or whatever #listen as a bi person on the aroace spectrum whatever this fic was trying to convey really strikes a cord #while its not the same as my own this characterization of them is so intriguing. im so hooked on it #^^ one thing i think this person really nailed was thin man's immaturity (stemming from his emotions oftentime being too big to control) ->#and the desire of attention that comes with said immaturity while also having the lady be both cold (normal) and intrigued in a way that ->#that really fits her character. curiosity is one of the many facets that make up her character that don't get explored much and i think its #done so well here for like no reason💀 THIS AUTHOR COOKED TOO HARD YOU GUYS #like ofc she wouldnt send him away. shes studying him under a microscope. even though hes annoying as hell #thin man is plagued by sassy man syndrome in this which is really fucking funny cus it lasts a total of 3 seconds before she finds him out #PLUS THE TALK ABOUT THE TOWER AND THE WORLD... AUGHHH #i need this author to give me their brain NOW #AUGHHHHHAAGGGHEEHH #everyone needs to start doing thinlady the way this person was doing it #this is the biblically accurate old people (in case my theory abt baby lady having been in the pale city is wrong)#live laugh love. its my birthday. spoiling myself a bit. goddamn.

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throwdownyourheart · 5 days

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#I had a dream about the handsome chubby straight dad from work #I was working alone and he came into the store right when I was about to close #which he’s done a couple times in real life and I’m always more than happy to let him stay even though it’s after hours #but anyway in the dream he came in and I walked up and reached out to shake his hand #then he grabbed my hand and held onto it and pushed me up against a wall #his entire body was pressed up against me and he had one leg pressed between mine and I could feel his bulge on my hip #he held my hands up above my head and looked down at me and said ‘‘this is what you want right? I’ve seen how you look at me”#I barely managed to choke out a ‘‘yes sir”#he said ‘‘I used to do this all the time. had an overnight bag for any situations that might come up just in case’’#he said that his wife knew what he was doing and that the one time he’d brought her in was so she could meet me and approve of me #‘‘I’m sorry if I misread but I think you want this as much as I do”#he was so handsome and big and feeling his body against mine while he had me pushed up against the wall was just asdfghjkllkl #fuuuuuuck #I woke up so fucking hard y’all #just absolutely bricked up and throbbing #anyway I promise I’m being completely normal about this dream #me #personal as hell #lubbock texas #we've always been around

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