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thankstothe · 10 months

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#house md #gregory house #james wilson #screencap #s04e11 “frozen”#this is comedy i swear

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viyojo · 7 months

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#splatoon #v #scribbles #my art #i know. easy joke. but I just got off a week of no drawing and mid terms give me this #also slow pilling myself into swears for comedy 👍

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dustykneed · 5 months

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one of my favourite mcspirk getting together tropes is jim and spock noticing something off about bones and being forced to beat it out of him with a stick (metaphorically) before bones opens up and they finally get together. like go you emotionally constipated space nerds i believe in you !!! you can do it!!

semi-accidental prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "getting together for the first time" (⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪

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0ckish · 3 months

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HIIII for a uni exam i had to design the ghostbusters as if they had a cartoon now and i had so much fun doing it! i love the ghostbusters a lot, so besides doing the lineup i redrew some scenes with my designers and i had a blast i hope i can do mor en the future ^^

#mariscos ishi #ghostbusters #procreate #procreate art #cazafantasmas #ghostbusters fanart #cartoon redesign #character design #egon spengler #ray stantz #winston zeddemore #peter venkman #i have a slight preference over egon wink wink #janine melnitz #slimer #i love me some dorky science fiction comedy movies #im sane i swear i did this all in one day

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prokopetz · 1 year

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I don't even want DVD special features back – I want VHS space-fillers back. I grew up in the era when distributors would just stick random shit at the end of a VHS tape to use up any space left over once the actual film was recorded, and sure, a lot of the time it was previews for other movies, but sometimes it was The Weird Stuff.

#life #nostalgia #media #movies #vhs #swearing #sometimes it was entertainingly unhinged even when it was just previews #i recall one tape where the main feature was like a pg-rated kids' movie #and then one of the previews tacked onto the tail end of the tape was an adult comedy #containing a scene where a woman beats a dude up by viciously bludgeoning him with her enormous bare breasts

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pseudowho · 4 months

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Imagining Todo Aoi clapping his hands while you're giving him a blowjob, and all of a sudden you're the one being eaten out.

#jjk #why am i like this #I think I've got to write some smut for my favourite emotional support himbo #todo aoi smut #Nobody write this one #I swear I will do it #Pseudowho blurs the line between smut and comedy #And Todo Aoi is the perfect vessel for that #C'mon boy let's cook #todo aoi x reader #aoi todo x reader

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perfectlyfrosty · 2 months

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The way that if Hiccup had stepped down that ladder on the Reaper with his other foot in dragon eye of the beholder he would’ve lost his other leg in the very first episode of race to the edge gets me every time 😭

#yeah im rewatching it rn #shits so funny to me #rtte is peak comedy fr #the amount of times they nearly die in this series #i swear #httyd #httyd rtte #dragons race to the edge #how to train your dragon #hiccup haddock #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #peppermintspost

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reindeerswillsavethisworld · 11 months

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I think Danny Phantom fandom is absolutely sleeping on the sheer dumb bulshittery Danny, Sam and Tucker generate on the regular and it’s a fucking shame. Like, the three of them have exactly one (1) single braincell between them, and the only one to use it at least semi-regularly is Jazz. You literally can’t leave them for five minutes without them stumbling into some new bullshit every single time. Granted, a lot of times bullshit finds them first instead of the other way around, but by god will they make the situation worse. They run into the situations with the same reckless abandon the cockchafers fly into any solid obstacle in their way, and you’d think that at least one of them will be the voice of reason, and you’d be dead wrong.

Danny? He thought pranking a murder happy millionaire with a vindictive streak the size of Grand Canyon was a great idea. And then, like a moron, he decided to use equally murder happy government agency with a huge prejudice against ghosts and a vendetta against him, personally. Absolutely nothing that could go wrong with that, obviously!

(spoiler alert, things did go very wrong very fast)

Tucker? A valid choice at the first glance, except he is always down to commit crimes for either his friends or just for funsies. Remember that time he ran an obviously illegal babysitting scam business? Or that time when he brainwashed and then dimensionally displaced the whole school into Ancient Egypt setting? Another notable instances of Tucker being a menace, in no particular order: organised o pro-meat protest in a few hours, tried to shoot a ghost with his phone as a projectile (and succeeded), sold Sam out to a ghost out of sheer pettiness, gave Skulker an alarm-induced ptsd, almost killed Danny that one time (don’t worry, Danny was fine) and in general committed to being bullshit-enabling gremlin.

Now Sam would seem the most grounded and reasonable out of three of them, but it is what SHE wants you to believe. She is just as, if not more, unhinged as the boys, she just hides it better. Remember that time she trashed the castle and antagonised a few dozen of armed guards, while having no back up, no weapons, no allies and while being in some shithole in the Ghost Zone? And then basically told a tyrannical asshole with op dragon powers “fuck you and your entire kingdom” in the face? And then rode another dragon who put said asshole through a wall? Good times.

They all seem like perfectly reasonable people at the first glance, and then Tucker and Danny would dare each other to lick that weird glowing green rock, and Sam would roll her eyes and groan about how stupid boys are, and then Tucker would dare her to lick that glowing rock too, and Danny will say, “Come on, Tuck, it’s okay if she’s too afraid to do it-”, and yes, Sam and her mother have many disagreements on a lot of things, but both her mother AND Granny did not raise a fucking bitch, move over, Tucker, or so help her the spirit of Pandora-

They all end up absolutely miserable in ecto-containment units sick as hell with ecto-flu and on all questions answer that no, they don’t know how this happened, maybe it was ghost attack last week, they did get blasted by that green goo, after all, but really, they have absolutely no idea, honest. Jazz suspects something, but she also has no proof and therefore can’t prove anything. In the end, it was one of the worst weeks in their life and they all ended up swearing to not do it ever again.

(they do end up doing it again two months later)

#phandom is SLEEPING on the sheer comedic potential of those three committing crimes together I swear to god!!!!#like I do understand that this fandom loves it’s angst and all #and sam danny & tucker in the same scene together will more often than not end up in stand up comedy instead of angst #but god #GOD DO I WISH THERE WAS MORE OF THOSE THREE BEING DUMBASSES TOGETHER #like imagine them doing idk a heist together or smth #the panic the destruction the potential for reality defying bullshit #the ABSOLUTELY committed eco-terrorism off screen I know I was there #Sam was there bcs of obvious reasons and ended up organising an uprising #tucker was there bcs he’s always ready to commit crimes and stick it to the government #danny was there as moral support only and ended up on wanted lists of at least 7 countries #sam manson #tucker foley #danny fenton #danny phantom

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ponury-grajek · 11 months

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fanart of the absolutely unjustified ship I drew because I wanted them to kiss

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #zeke #levi #zeke yeager #levi ackerman #zevi #this ship has great comedy potential i swear

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sergle · 6 months

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I really truly, from the bottom of my heart, hate you bitches so much, because on the tiktok of literally COCK AND BALL jokes w brittany broski, there were a few notes/messages like this:

And I KNOW you don't think anyone's going to check. You had someone go into your askbox and say "hiii brittany broski is shitty about palestine she's really ignorant :/" and you went oh omg I didn't know!! thanks for telling me! So I checked! This is in reference to her talking in her podcast, because people were asking why she hadn't done any big press statements about Palestine, you didn't retweet this or that, you must not care, don't you care, what's your stance, etc etc please say more OKAY COOL. So what's going on there? What did Brittany say on her podcast? Is she a Bad Person? Can I have some transcript, please? ____ "Hey guys, before we get into this week's episode, I want to talk to you about the ongoing and prolonged suffering and loss of life in Gaza, in Israel, and the oppression of Palestinian people widespread. I don't ever want it to be a question that I would ever not be against the oppression of any group of people, that I would ever stand on the side of the oppressor." "There was a lot of fear of misusing my platform." ... "I will admit that I was nervous to talk about it, because I don't want to say the wrong thing. And this is too fucking serious of an issue to misspeak, or to spread misinformation, or to speak over or for someone." ... "So I want to take a moment on my biggest platform- which is this podcast, to say that I stand with the people of Palestine, I stand for the liberation of Palestinian people." ... "Every day, to log on to social media, and be just inundated with graphic, unimaginable violence, and loss, and grief, it's just--There are no words." ... "And I feel helpless. That's part of it too, when you feel helpless, the last thing you want to do is talk to people about it-- but visibility is a resource in and of itself. And I can offer that." ... "The outpouring of rage and passion online, and anger at what's happening, I would argue needs to be dedicated and focused on our elected officials. We live in a democracy- albeit an inherently flawed one- we live in a democracy where we have elected officials who were elected and put in power to represent us, and if we feel misrepresented, if we feel underrepresented in foreign affairs? These officials have public phone numbers and emails. There are scripts available online to express your disdain and your rage, and unfortunately that's one of the only ways we'll see actionable change." "If you expected more from me, it's a terrible feeling- but I don't want to center myself, this needs to be all eyes on Palestine right now, where the real activism is happening. I would encourage you to follow journalists that are on the ground, people who are in Gaza, we need to be listening to them. I would also hope that we're at a point in this conversation where I can express my desire to stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine and that NOT meaning or suggesting or condoning anti-Semitism of any kind. There's a rise of anti-Semitism and islamophobia in the United States and it's just-- it's disgusting, and it's scary, so I want that to be said too. I just wanted to share that I am experiencing part of this collective sense of helplessness and hopelessness-- but it DOESN'T HAVE to be hopeless. I'm going to include a phone number in the description of this episode where, if you don't know the name of your senators or your Congressman, it's never too late to learn, and you can reach out to them." _______ Hm. What a bitch!! Yeah, just so ignorant and uncaring. Obviously she's not keeping up with anything. Should've retweeted more shit ig!

#sergle.txt #I will turn off reblogs on this so fucking fast I swear to god. I have a gun. I needed to complain about this #up in my notes and my asks bc you already didn't like somebody and you believe what ppl say on anon indiscriminately.#so what I'm hearing is she didn't talk about it enough / didn't put out statements soon enough. I see.#basically a criminal offense. she should get the electric chair ig #god I mean. if my thing was comedy and I had a big audience I don't think I'd know how/when/if to do basically a #Press Conference on Literal Genocide or if I should not make it about me and my thoughts? but do shit in the small ways I can #what do you even say... I think what she said here makes sense. but maybe I'm not reading it with enough bad faith #like oh my god. OH MY GOD #so no I'm not gonna delete the clips I posted what. the fuck are we talking about #''she was frustrated on ig stories that ppl were messaging her to put out a statement'' yeah... yeah. frustration. in response to so much #bad faith directed at you. hundreds of thousands of people all saying shit At You like it all rests on you #and being told to say these words so if you say them they will be empty. myeah what a bitch basically #I personally would not experience a human emotion in response to this.

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aquamonstra · 9 months

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There is literally nothing funnier than the depth and drama of Patrick Stewart's expression at Picard being told by Data he's going to turn into a pygmy marmoset.

#genesis is fucking comedy GOLD i swear #jean luc picard #captain picard #star trek tng #genesis

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ramblings-of-a-sad-poet · 7 months

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the entire novel summarised in one sentence

#i swear all the classics are just comedies in disguise #jekyll and hyde #robert louis stevenson #literature

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navstuffs · 7 months

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Leon's Guilty Pleasure

Pairing: Leon Kennedy x GN!Reader

Summary: You shouldn't have seen him like this, but now you and Leon have to deal with the consequences of his actions.

Warnings tags: self-indulgent, don't judge based on the summary.

Author's Notes: i wrote this in a way to entertain myself, and i hope others enjoy it as well! didn't say a lot in the tags, but don't worry, appearances can be deceiving :)

my leon's masterlist

You arrive from a bad work day, exhausted and wanting nothing more than to shower and stay in pajamas the rest of the night. Maybe get a pizza and soda? Something trashy because you deserve it. As oily and as unhealthy as you could.

The noise coming from your bathroom takes you by surprise. Leon shouldn't be home yet; it was too early, or so you thought.

Then you heard a distinctive female voice and Leon's voice singing with her. With your mind blank and the blood rushing to your ears, you run to the bathroom, roughly opening the door.

You freeze with your hand on the door handle, staring at the scene unfolding right before your eyes. You shouldn't have seen him like this: Leon right in front of the mirror, fresh out of the shower, his hair still wet. The only piece of clothing? A towel around his hip, just above his abs.

Singing "Like a Virgin, Touched by the very first time" with a higher pitched tone than you ever saw your man use a shampoo bottle as a microphone.

Nothing is said, the song still playing from Leon's old phone, echoing through the bathroom. You both stare at each other, Leon's face between mortified and embarrassed, a blush spreading from his face to his neck and ears.

You really shouldn't have seen him like this. It is not that being a Madonna fan is an embarrassment to anyone, but the choice of song? It came out while he was a kid, and he liked to imitate Madonna in that video clip, uncovering random pieces of furniture with white sheets dramatically like Madonna, imagining himself in a gondola like Madonna, rolling on the floor, singing at the invisible camera. It had been his guilty pleasure since he was a kid, and he never meant for you to see him like this.

What could you be thinking about him? He would never be able to look in your eyes again.

The music momentarily stops, and the first cords of Lucky Star by Madonna start playing.

"You must be my lucky star 'cause you shine on me wherever you are." You sing low, with the music's tempo, looking into Leon's eyes in the mirror, a small smile on your lips. An invitation for him to join you.

"I just think of you, and I start to glow. And I need your light and baby, you know," Leon completes.

As the song continues, Leo brings you close to his body. You try to get away (still feeling dirty from the commute), but his firm grip on your hips keeps you there with him as you two continue dancing to the song's rhythm.

"Starlight, star bright

First star I see tonight

Starlight, star bright

Make everything alright"

#leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon s kennedy x reader #leon s kennedy x you #leon kennedy fanfic #leon kennedy comedy #this is so silly i swear lol

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quackkryak · 2 months

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An au "What if after Entropy Zero 2 Aiden would join the resistance?"

Cuz i think this has potential to be the most worst yet funniest interaction with main heroes-

(Also yes Aiden is still transhuman but his face has less modified for this au, only the eye thingy cuz uh- zen influence or smth)

(I was bored at uni and this au created accidentally okay--)