#this is a joke pls dont kill me pls pls

[krokodilesideshow]

Friend: Yeah like there is this one crackship i like between my favorite kongs i kinda i feel dumbfolded for shipping them... :(

Me: AYO MAN WHAT IF SWANKY AND FREDRIK WERE A COUPLE? THAT WOULD BE SO FIRE.

#yes heather this is directed to you /lh /j #this is a joke pls dont kill me pls pls #also confenssion i non ironically have thought about Swanky x Lord Fredrik after i notice i really like to ship him with blue men #fredrik is also blue so WHY NOT #don't be afraid of shipping what you like guys; i am worse #as a multishipper that cares more about chemistry and dynamic than logic i love crackshipping #i am the CEO OF KIANUS do you know what kianus is? #is a couple between to guys that are not even from the same universe!!! and they have a CHILD #follow your dreams guys; if someone bothers you over silly stuff like crackshipping tell them to !&^!%

[undeadmagick]

hello. i have nothing offer. so here are some random memes i found that remind me of some devotees. (in the nicest way possible)

hypnos devotees:

loki devotees:

aphrodite devotees:

poseidon devotees:

lucifer devotees:

hades devotees:

apollo devotees:

ares devotees:

odin devotees:

hera devotees:

#apologies to my apollo devotees for the single meme. but its a classic yk? #these are all jokes btw pls dont kill me lmao #hera deity #paganism #hellenic pagan #heathenry #pagan #norse paganism #hellenic polytheism #odin deity #ares deity #apollo deity #hades deity #lucifer deity #poseidon deity #aphrodite deity #loki deity #hypnos deity #hellenic memes #pagan memes

[alcorian-wizard]

ik they’re like sworn enemies and stuff- but i’ve been thinking abt how one day in the faaar future alcor just brings bill cipher back for the shits and giggles (in a good ol the-more-u-fuck-around-the-more-u-find-out fashion) after being bored out of his mind for a good millenia or something (im sure this goes against some alcor lore but it’d just be so funny). alternatively, in the fashion of someone like me, bill comes back after like, centuries after dying and alcor’s got a small tea party set up waiting for him 

#bill:pinetree stop giving me holy salt instead of sugar pls im still weak #alcor: stop calling me pine tree and i'll consider it #im joking please dont hate me #i think their dynamic would be so funny though like putting aside the centuries old feud and hate between the two #like let's just ignore alcor's primal urge to kill bill on sight #alcor #alcor the dreambender #dipper pines #dipper #tau #transcendence au #tau art #tau fanart #bill cipher #gravity falls #gravity falls au #reluctant roomates au

[1941-crowley-slut]

Crowley...confessed to Aziraphale? As in, confessed his love - his ROMANTIC love to Aziraphale, on screen, before our very eyes? And Aziraphale responded with "I need you"? And Crowley suddenly and unexpectedly pulled him in for a kiss as the music suddenly became intense? Crowley held the angel by the collar of his coat and just...kissed him?

Pffftt, yeah right. Those things don't happen on tv! You've been reading too many fanfics, kid.

*in the distance* You heard that, guys? Yeah, they think Crowley and Aziraphale are canonically in love. Yes, like on screen! No, not through subtext. They think the producers made two male-appearing characters kiss on television without a hint of disgust or homophobia in the show or without making it a "groundbreaking" coming-of-age teen gay love story. I know, that's what I said! Craaaazy stuff. These kids are out of their minds, man.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #gomens2 #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #good omens 2 #this is my attempt at gaslighting you #it is also a big jab at all the producers and writers who are cowards and wont do this #also me trying to process #this is a joke this is a joke this post is a joke pls dont kill me

[nextstopparis]

they had to kill arthur bc they couldnt let him become too old to be bisexual #pride #bisexualallies #bisexuality

#pls dont kill me for this im bi this is a joke that i personally think is hilarious #‘how old is too old to be bisexual?’ one day more than how long arthur lived #🫡 #ignore me #i posted this on my personal only me acc but its kinda a banger To Me so. here u hve it too

[emilicious0]

I kinda wanna see alastor on leash 🤭🤭🤭😏😏😏

#its a joke #pls dont kill me #its just my humor #lilith pls let us see this man on a leash #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Great I’m attached to you. Now I will go from Kinda Normal Appearing Guy to an Eldritch Horror Creature before your very eyes

#ryan.txt #bpd #borderline personality disorder #tbh I’ve been low level attached for like #half a year woah I just realized #but now it’s like…bad #this is why people shouldn’t flirt with me #I’m pretty sure it was joking flirting too #I’m sad I miss them #WE DONT EVEN TALK LIKE THAT:( #and I know they ain’t like me #pls god kill me #why do people flirt with me as a joke like I don’t get debilitatingly attached

[hlvraid]

all of these dudes are freaks. love em for that

#ignore how i didnt draw an entire pc system #btw this is a lighthearted joke pls dont kill me #hlvrai #mod shrimp #hlvrai gordon #gordon feetman #answered

[cherryfemm]

The Melanie Martinez-ification is real

#this is a joke pls dont kill me #monster high #mh #draculaura #frankie stein #operetta #spectra vondergeist #monster high frankie #clawdeen wolf #melanie martinez #crybaby

[animentality]

I feel like Madison is not so much a bitchy name as...it has the vibes of a bitchy person, because every Madison I've ever known was...horrible.

Apologies if your name is Madison and you're not a bitch, but...there's something about it.

Kind of like how all Kevins are obnoxious and all Claires are super cool, Madisons are just evil.

#this is a joke #dont kill me madison pls

[iridiumzer0]

You're telling me I'm supposed to take this comic seriously??

Seriously, what ARE some of these panels??

#anti lo art #anti lore olympus #lore olympus critical #this is just a joke dont kill me pls #hades is so fucking ugly btw

[moondwellerthatdwells]

So we're just gonna ignore that one season 3 episode in which this weird sassy freak was in? He appeared in like 2 scenes, got like 5 lines then just... stayed there in the background for the rest of the show??

Look at his expression he looks like Cassandra's meer existence insulted his whole bloodline

#this is a joke guys pls dont kill me #rapunzels tangled adventure #tangled #tts #tangled the series #tts varian #tts oc #tangled oc #tts kain #original character

[foilsick-anoscetia]

some dododles. 4 today

#its 3 in the morning help me #kd's art #digital art #emperor belos #hunter noceda #hunter toh #luz noceda #toh #the last one is a joke guys haha pls dont kill me

[miniaturecatmentality]

people when Taylor swift and Joe Alwyn broke up: wow the next album's going to be brutal

the next album:

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #pls dont kill me #this is A JOKE #the smallest man who ever lived

[carpedzem]

drop your stuff in the hole bella

#IS HE GOING TO PLAY A BAD GUY AGAIN?? #rhis is a joke pls dont kill me 😧😧

[worbess]

started watching blue eye samurai, it is very good, the animation is so beautiful

here's my shit take: Mizu should have gotten some real good cheese from somewhere, to lure all the total of 4(?) white men in Japan, out. Could have killed them all at once

#blue eye samurai #its a stupid joke pls dont kill me #source: i would go anywhere for cheese