#they're girlfriends ur honor

[nerdygyaru]

my melody animated gifs by sanrio

#they're girlfriends ur honor #sanrio #my melody #my sweet piano #line #line stickers #line stamps #line emojis #kawaii #sanriocore #pink #png #transparent #sanx #uploads

[movedto-lichthey]

@syridol radioed : [ 📲 sms: ]  you look so good right now. i can’t actually see you, but i assume you look good because you always do. [ flirty texts. ]

ㅤㅤㅤ[ 💋 syri! 💋 ]

ㅤhave i told you that you make me feel confident? ㅤlike, its kinda nuts. insta pick me up. ㅤyou charm me even through the phone~~

#they're girlfriends ur honor #syridol #「 ic. ➟ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴀᴛɪᴄ. 」 #「 xiv. ➟ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴɪᴄ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏꜱ ʙɪɴᴅꜱ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛɪɢʜᴛ. 」

[anannua]

a doodle that got out of control and turned into a drawing~ I always wanted to do something like this and i think it turned out pretty great

thanks @nihilisticbunny for the request!

#RinKonan #Rin #Konan #doodle #request #sketch #that got out of hand #i love them ur honor #KonanRin #Rin/Konan #Konan/Rin #cuties #they're girlfriends your honor #fireplace #cozy #snow weather #cute socks #coffee by the fire place

[mclqren]

OUT AT THE OPERA ★ LN4

PAIRING ✦ lando norris x fem!opera singer!reader

SUMMARY ✦ lando's relationship with his aspiring opera singer girlfriend had always had the internet in awe, but especially when they find out just how they met to begin with, or rather who helped them meet. [ SMAU ]

WARNINGS ✦ none, i think!

REQUESTED ✦ here!

NOTES ✦ reader is australian. implied age of reader is between 22 & 23. the fc i've used is darianka sánchez, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are closed at the moment.

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user1 Y/N L/N LADIES AND GENTSSSS

user2 leave lando for me? (please)

user3 SO REALLL

user4 lando norris you lucky lucky man

user5 okay but a minute for the dress?? wowww

yourusername right?! it was suchhh a bargain!

user6 NIGHT AT THE OPERA?!

landonorris wowww look at you 😍😍

yourusername love you sm ❤️

user7 MY PARENTSSS

lilyzneimer my girl foreverrr 🩵

yourusername my lilsss 💗💗

landonorris missing my koala extra hard rn 😔

yourusername you cannot call me a koala just because im australian

landonorris yeah i can - you're a koala and oscar is a kangaroo

oscarpiastri oh ffs lando not again 🤦‍♂️

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yourusername when in paris 🩶

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user8 SHE'S IN PARIS??

user9 yup!! on her story she posted about getting the offer to watch the opera in paris, and so she went to stay with kika for a bit!

user10 i loveee seeing you achieve ur dreams

yourusername ❤️❤️

user11 y/n is so effortlessly gorgeous oh myyy

user12 lando is so lucky my oh my

user13 the way all of her posts are so aesthetically pleasing pleases my soul so much you have no idea

fransisca.cgomes you musttt come back im missing you already 😔😔

yourusername cant wait to see you in my home this time ❤️

user14 Y/N GOING TO MELBOURNE CONFIRMED??

user15 well duh she is literally from australia lol

landonorris couldn't have taken me with you huh 😔😔

yourusername mr clingy i think you'll manage another two days without me

landonorris noooo come back soon please ☹️

alexandrasaintmleux oh myyy 🫶

yourusername alex i love you 💗

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f1wagss Who is Lando Norris' girlfriend? Y/N L/N is a music graduate from Australia, who's currently in the process of working to become an opera singer. Though we don't know much of how the McLaren driver came to meet Y/N, they're rumoured to have gotten together around June 2023, and their relationship has been the talk of F1 fans for many months, due to their internet presence & instagram posts together. We love you, Y/N! 🫶

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user16 THE MOST PERFECT WAG

user17 speak on it admin!! we love herrr 🗣️🗣️🗣️

user18 y/n marry me challenge GO!!

user19 urmm she's acc already married to me so??

user20 her and lando are so perfect together though i cant

user21 no fr??

user22 so basically she doesnt work? 🤣🤣

user23 judgy much??

user22 im just sayinggg lando can do so much better

user24 im pretty sure lando can do without you fighting in his corner sweetie ❤️

yourusername awww thanks!! im so honored to have a post to myself like this!💗

user25 PEOPLE'S PRINCESS HAS ARRIVEDDD

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yourusername no better feeling than being back down under 🇦🇺❤️

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user25 you can tell how much she loves being back in australia, its the sweetest

user26 oh absolutelyyy

user27 lando in the last slide 🥺🥺

user28 he's so good w kids i canttt

user29 y/n l/n you have done it againnn

user30 meeting her would mean that my life's goals are complete.

user31 as a fellow aspiring opera singer, you are such an inspiration to me, i love you and your content so much ❤️

yourusername awww im so glad!! ur so sweet 💗

oscarpiastri rare picture of lando not terrorising little children?

yourusername i know i was shocked too

landonorris guys i DO NOT terrorise little children

yourusername you growled once at my three year old cousin and now she's scared of you

landonorris stop i love maria tell her im sorry ☹️

landonorris finally reunited ❤️

yourusername lando we were apart for a week and im currently thirdwheeling you and max i think i'd rather go back to missing you again

maxfewtrell im very sorry y/n didn't mean it ☹️

yourusername ur excused bc i love ur girlfriend 💗💗

lilyzneimer MCLAREN WAGS ON TOUR ‼️

yourusername MCLAREN WAGS ON TOUR ‼️‼️

yourusername @/maxfewtrell JOIN IN

maxfewtrell MCLAREN WAGS ON TOUR ‼️‼️‼️

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yourusername MCLAREN WAGS ON TOUR ‼️

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user33 THE CAPTION HAS ME CREASING

user34 the way she's acknowledged it is acc making me laugh sm

user35 you and lily are my fav wags fr

user36 max and keegan in the last slide 🤣

keeganpalmer favorite aussie 🦘🦘

yourusername favourite american 🦅🦅

keeganpalmer i see we'll have to disagree on the spelling of 'favorite' 😔

lilyzneimer I LOVE YOUU!!

yourusername had the best day running from media with you lils ❤️

user37 'running from media' THEY'RE SO REAL

landonorris without me? 😔

yourusername we're all mclaren wags mate you're a mclaren DRIVER you don't make the cut 🙅‍♀️

landonorris ☹️☹️☹️

oscarpiastri is this not that arcade from when we were kids 🤣

yourusername IT ISSS!! I WOULD ALWAYSS BEAT YOU AT BASKETBALL LOOLLL

user38 SORRY?? WHEN WE WERE KIDS I BEG YOUR PARDONNN??

user39 HAVE WE MISSED A CHAPTER ORRR

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yourusername week at home coming to a close, sydney week opening up again ✈️

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user44 SHE'S IN SYDNEY? OH MY GODDD

user45 what does she mean week at home?

user46 she's from melbourne!!

user47 okay now TALK ON UR FRIENDSHIP W MR PIASTRI

user48 NO REALLL THE FANS WANT TO KNOW

user49 MISS L/N HOW DID YOU MEET OSCAR

landonorris blue is your colour 😍😍

yourusername i thought you said papaya was my colour??

landonorris yeah well anything is your colour to be fair

oscarpiastri my best friend guys 🤣❤️

yourusername oscar STOP we have the internet in shambles as it is

oscarpiastri y/nnn don't ruin my fun ‼️

YOUTUBE [ 'Pre Race Interviews Extended: Melbourne ]

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( caption 1: im a teensy bit scared right now 😭 | caption two: night of my dreams is over 💗 love you sydney 🦘🇦🇺 )

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yourusername WOWWW where do i even begin!! ever since i was a little girl i DREAMT of being able to perform in the sydney opera house, and to think i've now been able to say i've been there, done that is crazy! could never have done it without my best friend, who took me here for my 22nd birthday last year, and my boyfriend, who i met on said birthday. feeling extra grateful today, thank you all sm for the love. 💗

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user53 THE WOMAN YOU ARE MISS L/N.

user54 if i had vocals like you i'd never stop singing oh my days

user55 THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL FRRR

user56 admittedly i originally looked at ur content for lando, but im so obsessed with you now its crazy

user57 oh she's everything and more.

oscarpiastri so proud of you ❤️

yourusername lots of love for you osc 💗💗

lilyzneimer watching you live tonight was everything 😍😍 can't wait to do it all over again 🩵🩵

yourusername loved having you there sm my angel 💗

carmenmmundt @/georgerussell63 we're going next time for sure 🤩💘

yourusername carm i love you to pieces 💗

landonorris my koala. forever the proudest of you ❤️🐨

yourusername can't even retire the nickname for this cute little post??

landonorris you know you love me really 🤣❤️

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#f1 #f1 x reader #f1 smau #formula one x reader #f1 imagine #formula 1 #f1 imagines #f1 x you #requests #lando norris x y/n #lando norris #lando norris fanfic #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #oscar piastri #formula one x y/n #formula one #f1 x female reader #f1 x y/n #formula 1 x reader #mclqren

[hi-i-love-u-bitch]

I have a headcannon that everyone in the spidercrew absolutely adores Gayatri and will lovingly tease Pavitr by being like: Nah, bro not YOUR girlfriend, OUR girlfriend!

Pavitr knows they're just teasing, but still, he has to make a comeback in Gayatri's honor!

Miles: Hey Gwen! Sup Hobie! Hi Pav! 😄👋 Hiiiii Gayatri 💕😍🥰😘

Pavitr: Step the fuck up New Guy! Miguel will not be ur only threat today! 🤬

Gwen: Soooo Gayatri you seeing anyone? 😘😉

Pavitr: Gwen if you don't get your emo having ass away from my girlfriend 😡💀

Hobie: Gayatri! How you doing, love? 😘

Pavitr: Ah so it wasn't enough for your country to steal my people's stuff but now you wanna take my gf too?!? 😤

Margo: #teamgirlfriend

Pavitr: I trusted you Margo! 😭

Gayatri thinks it's all very hilarious 🤣

#atsv #spiderman across the spiderverse #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman india #gwen stacy #ghost spider #spider gwen #hobie brown #spiderpunk #miles morales #spiderman #margo kess #spider byte #gayatri #spiderverse #headcannons

[potential-fool]

yo idk if u take requests but i saw your “you in their clothes” post and loved it sm AHHHH can i ask for that but w/ harbor, chamber, and fade perhaps? u can add anyone else (ur free to ignore this btw!!)

Valorant x Reader: You in their clothes (part 2)

A/N: Ofc ofc!! You get the honor of being my first request dear anon <3 Apologies for Harbor tho idk how good I'll be at writing him, I'll do my best tho!

Pairing: Harbor, Chamber, Fade x reader

Tags: Fluff, Established Relationship, Sharing clothes, Teasing

Harbor

Immediately doting over you

sweet smiles and loving adoration

playful and loving teasing

Showing you off to everyone

You were spending some time on the couch with your boyfriend- Harbor, watching a movie in the living area of the Valorant HQ. You had a habit of not really asking for things, instead just taking them, so when you decided mid movie that you wanted to put on his zip up hoodie this was no exception.

Climbing up out of his warm grasp you sat on the top of the couch behind Harbor and tugged on his hoodie, a small chuckle left the man as you managed to tug his jacket off him.

"You know you could've just asked?" He said, a sweet smile tracing his face as you settled back into his arms, his jacket now on your back. "What's the fun in that?" You ask, a teasing grin on your face.

Neglecting to respond he instead decided the best course of action to be pulling you all the way up into his lap, pressing kisses all over your neck and face. "stahhAAAAaapppp-" you giggled, not really wanting it to stop.

"But where's the fun in that?" He asked you playfully.

Chamber (kinda nsfw)

Reacts either one of two ways: "What's the practical point of this?" or horny

probably takes it as a challenge

relentless teasing

tbh he probably thinks that you got your clothes dirty or sum

You wanted to get back at your boyfriend for teasing you so much lately, it was like an ongoing war between the two of you and though neither of you would admit it--even to yourselves--you enjoyed it. Last night Vincent had left you well.. frustrated. So tonight was your night to get back at him.

In his favorite pair of your lingerie, one of his dress shirts and ties you waited in your shared bed. You didn't have to wait long either as you heard the door open and Vincent walk in.

To say you took his breath away would be the understatement of the century, "Mon amor...~" He purred, making his way over to you, climbing on the bed and pulling on the tie around your neck to bring you closer.

You could tell he was struggling to keep his composure, and you reveled in his frustration, "What is it Vince~? Use your words~" You purred back at him pushing him back onto the bed and stradling his lap.

You two had a pretty great night ;)

Fade

Thinks you're small and absolutely adorable

either that or "OH NO THEY'RE HOT"

this is one of those things you do that make her think "what did I do to deserve you?"

cuddles :)

You were rummaging around the locker room right outside the range and decided that you'd have better luck in your girlfriend's clothes. Opening Fade's locker you pulled out her jacket and entered the range with your ghost.

Fade was heading over to the range when she opened her locker and found that her jacket was missing, before should do anything about it she spotted you in the range out of the corner of her eye. You were completely focused on what you were doing and the her jacket on your back just made Fade feel all sorts of warm feelings inside.

God you looked almost ethereal like that, the way your hair swept across your face and you effortlessly handled the bots before you. Blush tinted her cheeks and she only realized she was staring when you caught her eye when your practice was over.

#fade valorant #valorant fic #valorant #valorant x reader #valorant x y/n #valorant x you #fade x reader #valorant hcs #valorant harbor #harbor x reader #chamber valorant #chamber x you #chamber x reader #harbor x you

[elekinetic]

who do you think has kissed in the party!!! I would love to know ur thoughts!!!

an anon also asked this! anon, this is also for you!

ok ok ok first of all THANK YOU FOR ASKING <3

elmike: obv. its canon. repressed middle school besties <3

elmax: have made out multiple times during sleepovers

henderhop: made out in college a couple times. besties now.

byler: obviously. they're boyfriends your honor.

lumax: obnoxious couple. oscillate between a ridiculous amount of PDA and acting like distant cousins.

spin the bottle victims:

hopclair: short, sweet. max whooped.

madwheeler: they hated it so fucking much. dustin said "rules are rules!" el echoed "rules are rules." max looked at lucas, who threw his hands up in defense. don't look at me! mike looked at will. will looked at max, then mike, then max. then mike. biting back laughter, "rules are rules." it lasted a second and max literally gagged after.

byclair: a solid kiss. mike physically pulled will back after it lasted more than two seconds. "nope." (bonus points if this is pre-dating)

wheelclair: the most straight boy kiss you've ever seen. max said they looked like limp fish.

madwise: very short, but weirdly a good kiss. max: "your talents are wasted on wheeler." dustin: "watch out lucas, will is gonna steal your girlfriend!" mike throws an arm around will possessively. will sends him a look. "you know i'm gay."

#madwise is a little out of character but shhh i think its funny #did i miss anyone??? #i dont think so #basically el max and will kiss and get kissed a lot #the party <3 #hotglocktakes #comic con panel #the party #stranger things (ella's version) #byler #lumax #henderhop

[1-800-suck-my-clit]

Testing my multifandomness, so here's a list of ships I support/enjoy and why

Most (damn near all) are ganna be MlM

Clegan (bucky x buck)

John is so love sick for gale you just have to ship them

Hannigraham (Hannibal x Will Graham)

They act like a married couple with Gothic scenes and inuendos

Bat jokes (Batman x Joker)

Idk man something abt villian and hero falling in love despite being the farthest of opposites. And I love their banter where Joker shamelessly flirts with him

Superbat (Batman x Superman / Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent)

Now ik what ur thinking "bat jokes AND superbat how scandalous😱" this one only really applies to their "citizen" forms. I love the rich sugar daddy and kind southern accent trope. Also them in their hero forms are also cute bc batman let's his guard down for him

Zosan (zoro x sanji)

Your honor they're married🙄

Hisoillu

They give off Doberman and black cat energy. And canonically they are married ‼️

Rathelstan (ragnar x athelstan)

The love I have for them hold no words so here are some quotes that made me wanna rip my heart out.

"What do you mean?! You cannot leave...you cannot leave me! I love you...and you're the only I can trust so you must stay"

"I always believed that death is a fate far better than life, for you will be reunited with lost loved ones. But we will never meet again, my friend. I have a feeling that your God might object to me visiting you in Heaven. What am I to do now?"

"I hate you for leaving me. I ache from your loss. There is nothing that can console me now. I am changed, so are you.”

Symbrock (Venom x Eddie)

HEAR ME OUT PLEASE...So um anyways

Spideypool (spiderman x deadpool)

Their banter in the comics is so cute

Soapghost(konig) (Soap x Ghost (x Konig) / Simon Riley x John McTavish (x Konig))

Got really into them when CoD started blowing up on my FYP last year

Patrochillies (Patrocles x Achilles)

Ganna cry I love them sm. "He is half of my soul as the poets say" 🤣🔪🩸

Eremika (Eren x Mikasa)

If u don't belive they are end game ur wrong abt everything🥱. Tho I belive in eremika being cannon I also ship EreJean (Eren x Jean) who's to say a Lil hate sex never hurt anyone 🤭

Jayvik (jayce x viktor)

Idk who I wanna be jayces girlfriend, his boyfriend, or him😩

BoKuro (Bokuto x Kuroo)

Himbos in love? Count me in. tho I do also ship them with their main ships aswell

NaruSasu (Naruto x Sasuke)

No one chases a man around for damn near a decade bc "We're best friends🥺" 😒

Last but not least

KiriBaku (kirishima x Bakugou)

I don't give one damn what ANYONE says they are literally end game. FUCK BAKUDEKU‼️‼️🗣 I need the firecracker and his leash‼️

Um thank u for listening to my Ted talk lol 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

#mota #buck x bucky #hannigraham #hannibal nbc #batjokes #superbat #justice league #zosan #one piece #hisoillu #hxh #Rathelstan #ragnar x athelstan #vikings #symbrock #venom #spideypool #soapghost #patrochilles #eremika #erejean #jayvik #arcane #bokuroo #narusasu #kiribaku #this is alot of tags oml #had to force me stop tagging 💔 #thank you for listening to my tedtalk

[slowlydifferentbluebird]

hiii can you please do a chaewon fluff where u surprise her and the other sserafim girlies while they're at practice by inviting them lunch? btw i love ur writings !! and i hope ur'e doing well💞

Lunch invitation

So, it's my first time writing after such two months, so I decided to start again with a group that really take my heart last year.

To the Anon, sorry for answering to your request so late, I hope you still like it 💙

Le Sserafim Chaewon X GN!Reader (feat Le Sserafim members)

Genre: Fluff

Dating an Idol was no an easy task. You really loved Chaewon, since the first day you became a couple, but to say that her schedule was hectic was nothing. However normally you succeded in seeing each other at least a couple of times during the week, but that was not possible in this time: the period of preparation for the comeback.

Luckily you were an understanding partner and you did your best to cheer on her and wished her the best everyday. That day though you really couldn't stand to see her, even for five minutes. So, during your lunch break you decided to put in place your plan.

You went to the Hybe building, where luckily many workers know you now, so there was no problem in reaching easily the practice room where your girlfriend and her members were. When you went in, they were so focused on dancing well that they didn't even noticed you.

Once the song was over, you clapped loudly, commenting their performance. "Oh, so this is the famous Antifragile. You girls aced the coreo", you said, slightly scaring them. The moment when Chaewon recognized you, the fatigue on her face was substituted by a big smile. "Baby, you are here", she said happily, basically running towards you for an hug.

You greeted the other girls, that now were became your friends too. "What are you doing here?", Sakura asked out of curiousity. "Yeah, I thought you would be having lunch right now", your girlfriend said with her arms still wrapped around your body. "That was the original plan, but today I really needed to spend some time with this cutie right here", you explained, pointing to Chaewon, "So, what do you think of going to have lunch all together? Today it's on me", you proposed to the group, receiving as answer a mix of applause and happy screams. "Yes, please, I'm basically starving", answered the maknae, showing the thought of all the girls.

Fifteen minutes later you all were in a nice and cozy restaurant near the building, the hot bowls full of food right in front of your face. "Even if this is just water, let's toast to Y/N, who gently offered to us this meal. Thank you so much, sweetie", Yunjin said, raising the glass in your honor. "Yes, you're the best", Kazuha said, clinging her glass with yours.

You were gonna taking the first bite, when you felt someone tugging your sleeve. In fact Chaewon to your right was looking at you with doe-eyes and the same smile of before. "Hey, thank you for the lunch and...for wanting to stay with me today. I really needed someone that would cheered my mood up and you are the best in doing it. I love you so much", she shyly said, before giving you deep kiss.

"Yaaah, you two! I remember you that Eunchae is here", the oldest member said, kicking both of you, making you scream in pain. "Opsie, sorry kiddo", you apologized giggling to Eunchae, who was instead sitting on your left, who was covering her eyes embarassed.

The lunch went smoothly and, after finishing, you took them back to the practice. Now they were fully recharged and ready to dance like there was no tomorrow. You wished goodbye to the girls, but before going away, once again Chae stopped you. "Thank you again for today. I can't wait for tonight", she said to you with a grin. "For tonight?", you asked her, confused. You were pretty sure that you two didn't have a date that evening. "Yes, I just decided that tonight I'm gonna sleep with you. So you better wait me awake, baby", she whispered in your ear, giving you a last kiss on the cheek before returning in the room.

#kpop #kpop girls #kpop headcanons #kpop reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop fluff #kpop x gender neutral reader #kpop x reader #kpop x y/n #le sserafim chaewon #le sserafim sakura #le sserafim headers #le sserafim #le sserafim eunchae #le sserafim kazuha #le sserafim yunjin #le sserafim headcanons #le sserafim reactions #le sserafim imagines #le sserafim scenarios #le sserafim fluff #le sserafim fanfic #le sserafim x reader #chaewon #chaewon izone #chaewon fluff #chaewon x reader

[itsjaywalkers]

rumor has it if you say “fem jeggy” three times in a row you summon me to you inbox 🫶🏻

-i headcanon reg as having a preppy trust fund baby style even after she leaves grimmauld place (just less conservative) which tragically and much to regulus’ chagrin gets associated with being straight

-she and sirius both have those supermodel black genes which means lots of guys hit on her

-while regulus is great at her scathing dismissals she prefers when james intervenes (jealous james supremacist for LIFE)

-james will literally drape herself over regulus and give the cliche “is this guy bothering you babe?” speech all while flexing (she’s got the BEST biceps bars none)

-james is fully willing to fistfight a dude if he fetishizes or insults her girlfriend

-regulus is a horny lesbian who thinks james defending her honor is EXTREMELY sexy (she’s so right) and will fuck her in public places as a reward

-james is going to start intentionally provoking men at this rate bc godDAMN does regulus get frisky for protective james

-james is possessive as fuck over her girlfriend but regulus wants to be possessed so they’re perfect for each other tbh

MORGANNNN SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET BACK TO U life's been a bit hectic, even today, which was supposed to be a rest day..

ANYWAYS !!! ALWAYS ECSTATIC TO SEE U IN MY INBOX, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S ABOUT FEM JEGGY <333

-u know i loveeee ur fashion hcs and this one is PERFECT and suits reg perfectly, also as a bisexual woman i can confirm that that specific style usually screams straight girl to me so i can imagine reg's struggle.. and james' too, she must have been devastated until she found out </3

-not the guyssss hitting on them.. don't get me wrong it's absolutely canon considering they're both gorgeous but . damn . can't they see they're not the target audience???? smh

-ofcccc reg lives for james intervening, she always has this 'i can handle it myself attitude' BUT seeing her gf deal with annoying and overbearing men gets her all hot and bothered <3

-GODDDD JAMES FLEXING HER MUSCLES TO SCARE THE DUDES AWAYYYYY i just know reg drags her away the moment the intimidation does its job (bc it always works i mean look at james) and fucks james within an inch of her life!!!

-i fully believe reg sometimes escalates the situation and makes it seem worse than it actually is just to see her gf kick an asshole's ass

-I LOVE ME SOME JEGGY EXHIBITIONISM KINK they both get off on the risk of being discovered, besides they're too horny and impatient to wait, they go for it whenever and wherever

-and yes, just like reg exaggerates the situation to watch her gf in a fight, james also pushes a bit bc she knows the reward is gonna be so WORTH IT

-YOU FUCKING GET ITTTTT they're both so possessive and jealous and love to belong to each other, they're absolutely obsessed, I LOVE MY HORNY LESBIANS

#asks #morgan tag #fem jeggy <3

[movedto-lichthey]

@kissespink radioed : ❝  i’m happier when you’re here.  ❞ ⸝⸝ [ affectionate. ]

lips press against her cheek, then her forehead. nothing really compared to being affectionate with kiwa - especially during the quiet moments like these. ❛ me, too. ❜

#they're girlfriends ur honor #kissespink #「 ic. ➟ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴀᴛɪᴄ. 」 #「 kissespink. ➟ ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴏɴ ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ ᴋɪꜱꜱᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪᴇꜱ. 」

[bruciemilf]

GIMME SOME JAYKORI HEADCANONS ANYTHING I LOVE UR POSTS ABOUT THEM SEEING OTHER PPL SHIP THEM IS SO RARE

GOODDDD I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!! TURN IT UP-

It's truly truly truly about the ice/fire parallels, about Jason always being cold and sharp with a soft heart and Star being warm and soft with a wild, raw danger to her if you do ANYTHING to threaten her loved ones

It's about Star representing everything Jason lost - innocence and hope and optimism and softness and joy and youth and LIFE - and Star seeing Jason as exactly what he is; All of that and MORE

I know it in my fucking BONES, a truth to outlast all truths, that Jason would be protective as FUCK over her;

She doesn't need it, frankly, he knows that. His girl is strong and resilient and could burn the sun if she wanted to. But he was MADE to protect her and that's exactly what he'll do, just like she fiercely thinks HE deserves to be protected

Star loves it

His arm around her everywhere they go? She drinks it up. Jason pushing her behind him if he doesn't like your fucking tone when you address her?

She melts. Jason tucking her in his lap and shielding her from Paparazzi when they're outside? She swoons. That man has a glare worse than hell and he WILL use it to ruin your photos

THEM WEARING EACHOTHER'S CLOTHES!!!! Jason prances around in Star's barbie t shirt and she wears his red hood hoodie around. It looks like a short dress on her. Needless to say Jason appreciates it very much

Literally this man is so hands on; He pretends to hate PDA, but in the privacy of his dingy little apartment, deep in the ribs of Gotham, because the old man might need him, he respectfully gropes and feels her up and shower her with cuddles and kisses, respectfully

Star finds a box of journals with poetry just about her and she CRIES; She's the crier in the relationship for SURE, - just pages and mountains verbally worshipping her beauty and soul and her power

THE PET NAMES GOD THE PET NAMES!!! Star calls him everything from Sunshine to Starlight to Darling. She'd whisper " My love" so lovingly to him if she's trying to calm him down from something because that man MELTS

Jason keeps it simple enough; " Baby/Babe/Baby girl" because I am SO fucking weak about Jason looking Clark right in the eye and saying " My baby girl punches harder than you"

YOUR HONOR! ITS ABOUT THE OPPOSITES ATTRACT! THE FRIENDS TO LOVERS! THE GRUMPY/SUNSHINE DYNAMIC! PAUPER AND PRINCESS! ' I love my girlfriend so much' . ITS ABOUT TWO PIECES OF SOMETHING THAT SHOULDN'T MIX TOGETHER CREATING SOMETHING SAFE AND WARM!

#jason todd #redhood #koriand'r #starfire #starfire dc #jaykori #jaykory #jayfire #dc comics #headcanons #rarepair #anon we should enable eachother and talk KSKSKSKSKS #text post #dc imagines #kory anders

[birthclod]

top 5 of ur favorite oc/canon pairings (optional: + why if u wanna gush about them)

for legal reasons this is in no particular order.

crabmona

I JUST. THINK THEY'RE NEAT. they're both arospec and they both have biomed/veterinary medicine degrees and they work together and they get the other person down to the smallest detail and they're the Only Goddamn Person The Other One Can Stand. shit's great.

2. jet and ammy

they've got good banter honestly. also both of them grew up in bad home lives in america and the whole "being turned into a cyborg against your will" thing is bound to give them a few things in common. they just Get each other you know?

3. tabbybob / tabbygraham

i can't choose between either of my more prominent tabby ships because they're both really good. tabby and bob came first and i can see them being more domestic in the future and they personally click more for me. they also have actual conflict in their arc bc of, certain events in electricopolis. also their names together can be cats puns. tabby and graham is also a really good fit because they're both musicians and they both have the same things (and fears) in mind. also, i paid $130+ for a tabbygraham commission and it's one of the best things i ever spent money on so that's worth something

4. takumezuru

these people are in their 30s. they are depressed and self-destructive and they have some solid trauma they never really got past. takuto takes it too far and after he's stopped he starts over. eventually umezuru decides to turn her life around too and get her shit together. they're both recovering one day at a time and that brings them closer. also takuto thinks umezuru is hilarious.

5. pop and dollie

this is like if when harry met sally was between two people who worked for the mafia together and eventually broke away from said mafia. they'd only see each other every so often. it took them literal YEARS to confess to each other and they've never been separate from each other since. partners in romance and crime.

honorable mention: kurtis and madar, because i love their dynamic a lot but ive never done anything with them really except for rp with friends as either of them more than any other tupper i have. also because disgaea does not interest me beyond kurtis and that makes it harder to get material for them. irene and cottonmouth, because toxic problematic outlaws my beloved. they're awful people and they're the best. megido and mary, because meggy is still fresh on my mind and i love him having a little shit as a girlfriend. and marinoch, because i REALLY love their aesthetic as a steampunk engineer man and gothic woodcarver/dollmaker woman who are both unsettling but together thoroughly harmless. also jigi and natsume bc same universe and jigi is peak supportive girlfriend of her eccentric anxiety-ridden lover

and honorable honorable mention to the newest addition to the group, mothman and mon— /shot

#talk to the cookie #ask meme #mutuals tag #strike-9 #thank you for giving me a reason to spew about my oc/canons #there is So many

[scattered-winter]

is it cheating if i say 911 + apocalypse 👀

ngl. I have in fact been thinking about a 911 love and monsters au. which ik isn't the You Know What that u were probably wanting but uh. I have no control over my brain alas

LET ME SET THE SCENE.

love and monsters takes place about 7 years after nuclear missiles sent to destroy a world destroying asteroid rained debris down on earth and mutated all of the insects, reptiles, and amphibians into massive monsters. around 95% of the human population was wiped out from these monsters, and the survivors formed underground colonies where they could hide and survive. the colonies stayed connected via radio (which is one of my fav tropes in apocalypse media btw <3333) the plot of the movie happens because the main character leaves his colony and travels over 80 miles over monster-infested land to get to his girlfriend's colony, but in this au things would be. a little different <3

buck and maddie are separated when things first went to shit. maddie was with doug, and ofc she tried to find buck but wasn't able to in all the chaos. the buckley parents are killed by a monster (god fucking bless) (right in front of buck tho..alas) and a group of strangers pull a shocked + terrified buck into the back of their truck to get the hell outta dodge (this group of strangers later becomes his colony aka found family. u already know who they are <3) buck's colony consists of bobby + athena (haven't decided if they're together yet or not) + michael + kids, chim, and hen + karen + kids (nia is there <3 her family was killed in the initial monster attacks and henren took her in).

meanwhile, maddie ended up in a colony clear on the other side of the country. she escaped from doug (and a giant slug did everyone a favor and sat on him) and found her way to a colony consisting of the call center!! sue, linda, josh, etc!! they took her in and they're fambly ur honor.

at the 118 colony (what I'm calling it for the sake of telling them apart), buck manages to find maddie's colony on the radio and reconnect with her. his bestfriendbrother chim would sometimes hop on to chat and well. madney fall in love with each other over the radio. btw. just by the sound of each other's voices. if u even care.

and ANYWAY the plot happens when buck, desperate to be reunited w his sister, sneaks out of the colony to cross the country to find her colony. despite ykw. the horrors. (and I'm thinking this is kinda s1 buck where he's more goofy and less responsible and so bobby is sooo against him leaving because there's no way he'd be able to survive out there !?!? with horrific beasts trying to kill him every 5 steps !?!?) and chim catches buck sneaking out and they have the whole "please please don't get me in trouble" "I'm going WITH you lol" convo (and this is early s1/s2 chim as well because he feels out of place with the colony where everyone has someone to take care of (partner or kids) and he's also kind of afraid that even if he lives long enough to get to maddie's colony she won't feel the same way etc etc) BUT REGARDLESS. they both set out for maddie's colony and leave bobby a note that basically says "don't be mad xox" (bobby is, in fact, mad). however before they leave they're also caught by ATHENA. who actually decides to go with them because on god SOMEONE has to make sure they don't die in the first 2 miles. (and also she trusts bobby to protect her family while she's gone. btw. if u even care) so the team consists of chim, buck, and athena !! (I wanted to go for the maddie kidnapping arc kinda vibe....except chim is also there...)

ANYWAY. somewhere along the way they need to split up and so buck ends up on his own (but like they all know where they're going and all that so ykw. it's fine) and he. runs into a kid. off on his own in the middle of the fucking apocalypse. the kid (U KNOW) got separated from his dad and is trying to find him, and they were also traveling to a Safe Place in the mountains where it's too cold for most monsters to go but chris doesn't know which way to go and he wants to find his dad first. now buck realistically thinks that said dad is probably dead. I mean cmon. but he doesn't want to tell the kid that so he decides to bring chris with him (there's a certain point where chris and eddie were planning to turn north to the mountains and buck is taking chris to at least that point) and well. he doesn't really know what he's gonna say to the kid once they get there because he really doesn't think chris should be out by himself but he doesn't know how to tell him that his dad is most likely dead. ykw. angst. meanwhile eddie is traveling w a small group (haven't decided who yet) and DESPERATELY trying to find chris. and also, incidentally, heading to the Point Where He'd Turn North because that was the place they'd agreed to meet if they got separated. meanwhile chim and athena are also trying to find buck. everyone tryna find each other out here istg

ANYWAY chris + buck run into eddie's group and well. gay shenanigans ensue. u already know <3 (lots of similar elements to the existing apocalypse au.....because I care them...) and then they find athena and chim and then they find maddie's colony <3 buckley sibling reunion AND madney. double whammy <3 the colony maddie is at isn't very safe because monsters are getting close, and so they were about to leave to go to the Safe Place In The Mountains. buck chim and athena realize they should probably bring their colony there, too. so they head BACK to their colony (maddie and eddie go with them...chris was supposed to go w maddie's colony to the safe place but he snuck to go w his dad instead)

meanwhile back at the 118 colony, monsters have started breaching the underground bunker and so they were forced to leave and go aboveground to find a new place. the two groups run into each other and have a joyful reunion (buck + chim are now verifiable badasses who have survived for weeks on the surface btw <3) and then they all go to the mountain colony together. and scene <3

some notes: eddie has a sketchbook where he's drawing + cataloging every monster he encounters (sorta like. a How To Survive guidebook vibe) (because artist eddie is soo important to me) (it's for chris in case eddie doesn't make it so chris would still have a chance). also chim gets a dog companion <3

ask game

#this is like. one of my fav aus to think about ngl #anyway if u ever get the chance. watch love and monsters. its sooooooo <3333 #abby 🪓 #911 love and monsters au

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships i went on a rant spiral geez LMFAO so here's some mallory(ft. Voc and friends) headcanons because im inlove w them ur honor

Vox is a big asshat so I imagine them bickering a lot

One time Alastor and Vox saw each other at the same bar because Aponi and Mallory were going to be performing there together. Send an ask about how I think that went.

Mallory is SPOILED. Flowers, clothes, bags, you name it. That's kind of his thing.

Mallory and Velvette are very close omg Velvette definitely tells Mal embarrassing stories about Vox

Valentino actually calls her "pretty thing"

I hesdcanon Vox as more powerful than Valentino because duh he runs technology, so I think Val is kinda neutral about her.

Mallory has a shock collar for.. reaserch. and science.. like blitz has his own.

Staticfly shopping dates. ALL THE TIME.

Vox's ego literally inflates faster than a balloon whenever Mal uses a product of his. Like, her eating Voot Floops for breakfast? "My products are just THAT awesome, huh babe? I'm just that kinda guy."

Vox cuts in the line at the grocery store, a restaurant, or like even on fast food chain dates.

He's a show-off.. with a girlfriend. He probably sees an advertisement of him and goes, "you see that? That's your cool boyfriend!"

Sometimes Mal just gotta be flirting with Vox on stage at Val's club

In the hamilton au, because idk if sinners can die from illness, mal gets exterminated instead and there was like a hellwide blackout that laster for two days LOL

Mal loves baking and making things so vox was definitely their sue chef. Also they bring him along to the happy (hazbin) hotel to bring like lil cupcakes or her favorite graham cake

I feel like they never really explicitly told Vox about Elise. They just said "I had a toxic ex" because she wasn't ready to come out and when they finally were, they were like "so you remember my ex right? She's a girl. Im bi."

--and at that moment Vox realized they were a bi couple. My fucking babies

Mal never got redeemed :( it's kinda impossible for Vox too cause who'll run hell's tech. Mal decides she would stay with him because even if she DOES get redeemed.. there's nothing for her in heaven. She'd have a couple of friends but.. it wouldn't be the same without tv man. Besides that, she sees Hell as her home.

Jason never got redeemed because Mal got him exterminated when Aponi went to heaven LMFAO BRO DIED BEFORE GETTING BETTER A SECOND TIME

She actually doesn't know how abusive Val can get. Like she knew everyone in hell was bad but she doesn't know he would be THAT bad. So imagine her surprise when Vox, Angel, Aponi, and Roxxie all revealed what he did..

Mal: "can I ask you a question?" Vox: "Yes, the air up here is pretty great, why do you ask?" Mal: *blank stare*

Mal is the little spoon

She fights off anyone who tries to assassinate Vox for their own greed even tho Vox can handle 'em pretty well.

Vox's form of apology is spoiling the hell out of her.

Mal is dating Vox ofcourse they're going to suffer about Vox's angry Alastor rants

The most non-PDA couple to ever exist.

Mal is a sleep-talker and I hc vox as someone who rarely sleeps so he watches her talk in her sleep and not let her live through it in the morning

Mallory height jokes

Mal tackles him for free wifi

#my ocs #staicfly #mallory

[blackhcless]

more character playlists - girlboss edition

a few days ago, i posted the dylan playlist that i'd been making. well, i started other quarry characters', too. so, here ya go :) 1. Kaitlyn Ka

2. Emma Mountebank

3. Abigail Blyg

these playlists are still WIPs, but i wanted to give y'all at least ~15 songs that i think each of 'em would listen to. stay tuned for updates in each of these playlists :) and, yeah. emma has acquired a few songs from abi. they're girlfriends ur honor

#emma mountebank #abigail blyg #kaitlyn ka #the quarry #the quarry playlist #Spotify