#they obviously cant stand each other 🙄

[tillthelandslide]

Insufferable Arsehole Part 6: Inside Your Mind Instagram AU - Matty Healy Series

A/n: so I'm introducing some more characters in the upcoming chapters so please don't be confused as one is referenced in this. Hope you like it. P.s I got the box tattooed today so yes that is my arm

thisislou:

thisislou where's the fun in doing what your told?

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bedforddanes75 excuse me? Please stop. I'm scared my girlfriend is going to leave me for you

charli_xcx fuck me

-> bedforddanes75 seeeee @thisislou

-> thisislou sorry? 🤷‍♀️

trumanblack who took this wonderful picture? Think they deserve some credit don't you love? Also heard they're a pretty cool person

-> thisislou 🙄

rass1975 I am looking respectfully 🫣

-> thisislou aren't you nice?

-> rass1975 I try, I try 🙌

loufanpage slay

fan1 wish I was you

-> thisislou dream bigger ❤️

lou75fan so y'all just going to ignore Matty's comment... The comment that makes it obvious that he took this picture⁉️⁉️

75fan Matty has the hots that's for sure

bandmate I miss you

-> thisislou miss you more

fan3 slut

-> thisislou how very kind of you 🙏

thisislou:

thisislou backstage shenanigans @trumanblack thanks for being my model 🖤

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bedforddanes75 he looks happy 😂

-> thisislou what a grump aye?

trumanblack I swear I was happy... Don't know why my face is doing that

-> thisislou grumpy Matty 😠

-> trumanblack you bully me

-> thisislou just the way you like it 😚

-> trumanblack 🤫🖤

jordhughesphoto might as well take my job at this rate

-> thisislou what a compliment 🥹 there's no one quite as good as you though I'm afraid

trumanblack:

trumanblack she makes me look quite cool 📸@thisislou 🖤

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thisislou stealing my photo I see

-> trumanblack THANK YOUUUUU 😁😁😁😁😁

-> thisislou you're lucky you're cute

75fan omg cute

loufanpage i ship them so hard i actually cant take this torture anymore haha

rass1975 excuse me why dont you take cool pictures like this of me

-> trumanblack you're not her fave anymore

-> rass1975 ouch... fair though

-> thisislou i mean... if anyone is my fave is obviously george just saying

-> trumanblack ouch

-> rass1975 ouch

-> bedforddanes haha! suck on that @trumanblack @rassthe1975

thisislou:

thisislou Part of the band 🖤

📸 @jordhughesphoto

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trumanblack part of the band 🖤

bedforddanes75 part of the band 🖤

rass1975 part of the band 🖤

1975adam part of the band 🖤

-> thisislou @trumanblack @bedforddanes @rass1975 @1975adam 😭🖤🖤

fan1 omg

loufanpage they all commented the same thing that's adorable 🥹

jordhughesphoto 😊😊

75fan guys... If Matty and Lou hold hands their boxes would touch 🥹🥹

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the1975updates:

the1975updates fans from today's show could've sworn they heard Matty say "Lou" when touching himself on stage.... What is going on?

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fan1 I could've sworn I heard it!!

fan2 I hope they confirm whether they're dating

fan3 think he deserves better tbh

-> the1975updates don't understand how he could deserve better tbh... She's amazing and kind and they seem like they bring the best out in each other

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-> loufanpage couldn't agree more @the1975updates

75fan @the1975updates me and my friends were standing at barrier on Lou's side of the stage and we swear she was wearing a "M" necklace... could also be for her sister bc her name is mia but... could also be for matty?

-> the1975updates omg if thats for matty thats adorable

thisislou:

thisislou the first a gift from @trumanblack... The second a gift from @charli_xcx don't know which one I prefer

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trumanblack the second one isn't true though is it?

-> thisislou 🤫

charli_xcx looks good big tits

-> thisislou fucking love you

fan3 slag

-> thisislou awe thanks boo 😘🖕

bedforddanes75 smoking kills

-> thisislou you're one to talk dickhead

75fan "people write songs about girls like you" he's in loveeeee

lou75fan I know they've done it but I can't prove it

thisislou via stories:

#insufferable arsehole matty healy series #the 1975 fanfic #matty healy #matty healy x reader #matty healy smut #the 1975 #the 1975 smut #george daniel #Ross Macdonald #adam hann #matty healy fan fic #matty the 1975 #matty healy fanfiction #matty healy fic #matty healy fluff #matty healy imagine #matty healy instagram au #matty healy fake instagram

[brainddeadd]

Young Royals

the review no one asked for (contains spoilers):

- the teenagers actually look like teenagers - acne, bodies that aren’t conventionally perfect

- they actually communicate

- they actually behave like teenagers - party, get drunk whilst underage, some drug use, sex

- august is fucken annoying and an asshole 🙄😡🤢

- wille is such a good and well rounded character

- simon is absolutely adorable 🥰

- simon knowing how to protect himself and standing up for himself and his family 👌

- i love sara- she’s so cute and portrays her Aspergers and ADHD really well 🥰

- it’s a lot like Skam but obviously a different storyline and in many ways, done much better (i love Skam and it’s the blueprint for this)

- omar rudberg is brilliant 😍😍- i was a fan of him whilst he was in the fooo conspiracy and ive loved him ever since

- the initiation ritual was fucked up

- the first kiss where they were tentative as hell and wille was terrified but he wanted it 👌

- the piano scene in the beginning of the 3rd episode is cute as hell - up until wille says they should forget about the kiss 😭

- felice being obsessed with wille to that extent, like that, in the beginning was hella annoying and really gross but also really realistic and a thing that people do

- “i take it back” 🥲 not quite how it works but got a cute as fuck smile out of simon so 🤷‍♀️

- simon and wille grinning at each other when simon is singing is the most adorable thing in the whole world - wille is a proud boyfriend since the first time he heard him sing

- felice kissing wille was not the vibe, especially when she’s that emotionally distraught

- ERIK FUCKEN WHAT HE WHAT PARDON oh my god WHAT THE FUCK OK NO THATS NOT GOOD HOLY SHIT HE CANT DIE THAT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP

- realistic money troubles

- wille really needed that hug from felice

- the breakup that’s not quite a breakup fuuuuckkkkkk

- headmistress hug yesssss he needed that

- oh shit he gets bodyguards now fuck

- he deleted simons contact shit

- joining in on the ritual and giving felice his jacket is such a good vibe i love him

- felice and august sex scene is not the vibe 🤢🤢🤮🤮 “you closed your eyes😠” 🙄🙄

- “dump him” facts‼️(about august)

- felice and wille’s friendship growing nicely after he rejects her is solid and i love it

- august kissing sara is fucking disgusting

- they way they treat alexander is gross

- “bing bong bing bing bing bing bing bonggg” 😂😂🥺🥺

- wille feeling guilty about “egging him on” after his brother dies is realistic- “here i am partying” 😭😭👌

- football field scene - oh my god he knows simons number off by heart - “i really like you” - “but i like you and that is not fake”😭😭😭 - simon knowing how to deal with wille high cause of his dad always being high/drunk 😭- “are you mad at me?” “you came!” “oh im so glad you’re here”🥺

- “i want you to hold me” 🥺

- “can you stay until i fall asleep?” and spooning 👌🥺

- soft as fuck “i like you too”

- the ✨acne✨ that’s present at all times is 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

- LOOK IM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH SEX SCENES OF ANY KIND OK ITS WEIRD AND AWKWARD 😬😬😬😬

- AUGUST FILMING THEM WHAT THE FUCK NO PLEASE NO ABSOLUTELY NOT PLEASE NO NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU AUGUST

- the morning after when they’re in golden light and they joke around a bit 🥺🥺 “terrible morning breath” and then interrupted cute laughter

- he gets him food and wraps it up for him 🥺

- im sorry did they just say yes to capital punishment in that class presentation (2 girls not main characters)

- felice and saras friendship ☺️

- “the water is cold today!! so you know” 🥺

- SIMON LOOSING HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT WHEN WILLE IS AROUND AND TOUCHING HIM

- felice dumping august via insta story is a power move

- august making simon sounds like a drug dealer makes me wanna kill him like fuck you august

- look wille is just not having a good time right now

- “I’m in a fucked up situation and I’m trying to talk to you.” GOOD COMMUNICATION!! simon walking out annoyed me but i understand it

- AUGUST BEING TOLD HE CANT COME BACK FUCK YES (even if it is only because of tuition and not him being a dick)

- wille standing up for simon is👌but what is august going to do in retaliation???? he’s got the video

- i have no sympathy for august

- “i just didn’t want to lose you” “you’re the only one here i feel like i can actually talk to”

- august what the fuck did you do

- felice letting sara be lucia 🥰

- wille got them to solve augusts tuition issue

- AUGUST YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER HOW DARE YOU RELEASE THE FUCKING VIDEO oh my god I HATE YOU SO MUCH FUCK

- WILLE IS UNDERAGE

- fuuuuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkkk

- i feel hella bad for simon this poor fucking man

- felice thank you for being a decent human being

- AUGUST TELL HIM YOU FUCK he’s apologising to you and you’re being a fucken dick

- sara with felices hair clips yesssss

- locker room scene - “we haven’t done anything wrong” “we’re doing this together”

- sara knows it was august who released the video so why the fuck isn’t she saying anything

- “it just happened” it did not just happen you motherfucker. You made a conscious decision to release a video you knew would be damaging to people you’re supposed to care about, not just a friend but the royal family. That’s not ok and there need to be repercussions and consequences for your actions.

- how dare sara not tell anyone and how dare she kiss august- what about simon and wille who were just completely destroyed and what about felice who’s his ex and your best friend?? the fuck

- idk what is happening with sara but fuck i don’t like it

- felice trying to help them catch who outed them 🥺🥺

- “i want to be with you”

- wille is extremely touch starved and simon is 100% willing to give him all the love

- can she talk to wille like a mother and not the queen for once please like fuck

- wille noooooooooooooo don’t deny it

- “i don’t know if i want to see you” 💔 but fairo

- simon not forcing wille to come out, but putting himself first and saying that he doesn’t want to be anyone’s secret 👌👌👌👌👌

- breakup breaking my damn heart man 💔💔💔💔

- “I KNOW WHO DID IT” felice knowing it was august and telling wille fuck yes

- “I TRUSTED YOU”

- “You were the one I was supposed to trust”

- “You’re no longer a part of my family”

- YES WILLE

- HIS MOTHER KNEW IT WAS AUGUST

- WHAT

- FUCK

- NO

- YES HANG UP ON HER

- POOR WILLE NO

- HEARTBROKEN AND ALONE

- 💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

- i can’t handle this shit man

- my poor heart

- simon singing solo everytime and them making intense eye contact

- the hug 🥺🥺🥺🥺

- “I LOVE YOU”

- “I hope you have a nice Christmas” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔

- if y’all could feel my fucken heartbeat rn

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS THE END

- THAT CANT BE THE FUCJEN ENDING

- WHAT THE FUCK

- NO

- ABSOLUTELY NOT

#young royals #wille x simon #reviews that no one asked for

[sasukesun]

I always stay far away from m/f shippers (from any fandom) because they always sound so entitled. I saw one saying that the mc and his best friend (who clearly has romantic feelings for him) have more proof of their love because it sells but at the end of the day the MC will end up with the girl and they will win.

If the target audience is straight young boys, the MC having romantic chemistry with his best friend cant be a marketing strategy. Also, it's horrible how they celebrate the existence of heteronormativity/homophobia to validate their ships.

I am really tired of anime/manga fandoms, sometimes I just want to quit but I remember that real life is as horrible so I try to create a safe space for myself by avoiding those kind of people and their ships.

Unrelated to ships but I watched a video about the creator of Pokemon and how the industry mentally abused him by not letting him express his ideas for the franchise he himself created. They would always censor him and his creativity. Did you know he hated the main character? He wanted him to grow and realized that chasing pokemon was bad? That pokemon should be free? But editors wouldnt let him do it. It made me think of Kishimoto and wtf they did to his story and SNS. Messing with an artist's work is like messing with his heart. A piece of art is an artist's baby.

you explained it so well. for real, how the main character, who is usually a self insert to guys, having chemistry with his male best friend is a marketing strategy? just see how many men are uncomfortable and in denial with naruto and sasuke’s bond. they are the target audience and yet they think naruto having a panic attack at the thought of losing sasuke is too much. i’m not saying everybody will be against it or deny it, my male friends themselves say naruto and sasuke are gay and we joke about it but they don’t actually make fun of them being gay as if it’s comic or something, just like we do here on tumblr a “haha how can they be so gay” way, because it’s obvious and yet people crazily deny it.

those m/f shippers can pick on the homoeroticism and even admit the characters have chemistry, which honestly it’s a good reason to ship a pairing and yet they still choose pairings with no chemistry just because “they have more chances of being canon” or whatever. like yeah i’d would love to see my pairings being canon (if they end up happy obviously, like imagine getting “canon” but they end up like ss/nh, no thank you) but damn i’m not shipping according to that, chemistry and love and mutual feelings will always be above, you’re falling in love with their love. and yes, they celebrate homophobia because they acknowledge the gay pairing has chemistry and work well together and love each other and yet they are okay with them not ending up together simply because they are gay, they root against it because they know gay pairings don’t stand a chance in heteronormativity and their mediocre cishet couple is cishet so it’s okay even if they have nothing, he was a boy she was a girl i can’t make it more obvious 🙄 ss/nh shippers screaming at the top of their lungs “SS/NH IS CANON WE WIN” so fucking what? when the girls are still unwanted, when the pairings still have no chemistry… but yeah go celebrate the existence of them for the sake of a sequel with ugly kids i guess

what you said in the last paragraph… it makes sense kishimoto wrote a lot of things out of spite, yes he is a sold out, but he still couldn’t let the series go how he wanted sometimes, he had editors that didn’t want him to publish certain things… such as reverse harem no jutsu, this is just an example that we know of, imagine the ones that we don’t. and kishimoto himself said a lot of his ideas were unshonen, but he was publishing for a shonen magazine so it’s obvious a lot of what he had in mind didn’t happen

#ask #anonymous

[sparklingchim]

me: revising for my exams like a good student should 👩🏻‍🏫

my brain: all empty except the new fic ideas that somehow always materialse whenever i have important stuff to do 💆🏻‍♀️

#where can i sign up to become a full time fanfic writer #i dont wanna study for my exams anymore :( #ive been sitting here for an hour n all i could think abt is jungkook as a hot grocery store mananger LMAO #like jk & oc both work for the same company just in different shops n both workplaces r short of staff #so sometimes oc has to visit jk's workplace n help them out for a day or the other way around #n its e2l #cos #they obviously cant stand each other 🙄 #every time oc goes to work n sees his goofy ass w his stoopid tattoos strolling around the aisles she regrets not calling in sick #but somehow 🤨 it ends up w her giving him head in the mens bathroom most of the times 😪 #n i just KNOW that both these silly mfers r jealous as hell and yet they always to things to deliberately rile the other one up #okie need to get back to work #but LISTEN #once i have time i gotta bring this couple to life #they deserve a fic

[olberic]

still pissed abt the mandatory dual artes in the final fight in arise -_- the less petty reason is that theyre some of the least visually exciting ones and splitting them up into radiant genesis/phoenix cyclone/burning strike would have been soooo much more visually satisfying. pettier reason is that i still hate law/rinwell and their damn dialogue from that has been stuck in my head and it instantly sours my mood to think of

#sorry but the way they had a sibling relationship at the beginning & suddenly they both liked each other??? #rinwell literally doesnt stop insulting him and obviously doesnt like that hes not smart #thinking about how rinwell never apologized for being mean to law but the moment law made an assumption about the voice of dahna #he had to apologize because ‘he wasnt being fair’ #and its nothing against rinwell bc i do rly like her character !! its just such a weird basis for setting up a relationship??? #not to mention i like. cant stand teen romances. why put in a ‘you and i until the end’ quote when we all know thats not true 🙄 #i dont even have other ppl i’d prefer them with i just hate them together and i WILL rant about it #anyways! mad about this today 🥲 #tales of #arise #t

[redoqs]

how would the dimitrescu goddess sisters react to their s/o being insanely good at parkour? like s/o never say anything about being good at parkour and some day when s/o is being chased by the girls for fun s/o just fucking mirror edges their asses could be hella fun

Wait okay, idk why I’m laughing at this one💀

Okay so, you and Bela are just walking downtown or some shit, spending the day together as couples do and you know how when you playfully hit someone and they hit you back and you keep going until one of you gets the last hit? That’s what y’all end up doing. Now you’re running down the street tryna get away from Bela and you run into a huge wall. Bela thinks she has you but then you just??? Start wall jumping??? She’s confused because when did she start playing Super Mario? She doesn’t even have time to think because now you’re over the wall, waving at her and you do a backflip off of it. Great. Now she has to go the long way to find you. When she finds you she’s playing the Mario brothers theme song.

“It’s really not like that.”

“Sure, uh huh, you want a mushroom? A star coin maybe?”

Cassandra and you were rough housing in the dirt and now here y’all go running after one another and for what🙄 for fun obviously. You’re running all over the place right? Cass is fast bruh so you gotta get creative to get away from her. So that’s what you do. You approach some stairs but instead of running up then you…climb over the side? And now you’re jumping side to side? Do you think you’re Sonic? Cassandra isn’t even chasing you anymore she’s just watching you run and flip down a fucking staircase???? Great now she has to smack the sonic ring outta you because you think you can just front flip outta her grasp and not teach her those moves? Oh okay, yeah yeah oh okay. She’s yelling down the staircase

“WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT WAS THAT!?!?!?”

“DONT BE MADE BECAUSE YOU CANT DO IT!!!”

Daniela and you were chasing each other and both of y’all tired each other out. Suddenly you ask her if she wants to see something cool. She’s like hell yeah but what does doesn’t expect you to…run on the wall like this is Call of Duty? And…climb up it to pull yourself to a balcony that shouldn’t be possible to stand on??? Yo, wtf are you doing?? Why are you doing a hand stand now!?!? Did you just…throw yourself off of it? You you’re messing with Dani’s emotions right now because she thinks what you did was so cool! When are you gonna teach her that!? But like…don’t die either!?!?!,!,!

“How the fuck did you do that?”

“I have a death wish”

#parkour looks so cool but then I see people running on tall buildings #why are you edging death like that? #bela dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #resident evil village

[blxetsi]

armin with a heavier gf in headcanon or whatever you want 🥺🙏

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

armin arlert with a chubby s/o headcanons

armin arlert x gn!reader

warnings: uhhh fluff, armin is described as a "chubby chaser", explicit descriptions of bodies,

- soooooo lets talk about it

- first of all let me make it clear everyone in the aot universe (modern or canon) like fat ppl. and poc. and disabled ppl. idc i dont make the rules i just say them. and what i say is truth sooooooo

- but rn we're talking abt armin bc hes bae 😌✨

- so armin is just kinda like,, in love w fat people ?? idk hes like a chubby chaser it doesnt matter. pear shape ? apple shape ? idk what other shape names there are but he likes them all

- ur thick ass thighs that jiggle with the tiniest movement ?? the fatty upper arms that have loose skin ?? the warm tummy with soft skin and peach fuzz thats squishy ?? Yeah ❤️

- his favourite thing about you is ur chubby hands that he likes to hold. theyre just so soft and thick and his favourite thing is when you touch his face or squish his cheeks or grab onto his shoulders or arms or anything

- if ur really insecure abt your double chin DONT BE !! he thinks its really cute, especially when you turn ur head down or to the side when blushing, it really accentuates it and he thinks youre cute

- his favourite thing is cuddling just bc youre so warm and soft and pretty and he likes to hold the parts of your body that youre insecure about. AND if youre not comfortable with him touching those body parts he makes sure to steer clear of them, armin never wants to make you uncomfortable ever

- ive seen ppl when writing a character w a fat s/o say things like "and x person LOVES that u eat he cant stand the ppl that only eat a salad" bitch armin doesnt give a fuck about what you eat as long as its something you like and youre full afterwards tf, he hates when u starve urself no matter what you look like gtfo of here

- idk if this would ever happen but if someone was like, talking smack abt you and he'd happen to hear it he'd try and join in on the conversation in an obvious way just to talk about how hot u are and to make them uncomfortable

- "look at them, those shorts make theyre thighs bulge out" "i know right ? they look so hot i want my head in between those thighs 😍🙏"

- if you two are going out for a night on the town or on a simple date and you decide to go out of your comfort zone with your outfit, hes telling u how beautiful u look and how cool you look omg-

- would definitely be the guy to say "its okay babe i can fight"

- armin cant fight. but he'll try if anyone hurts u !

- armins a biter. he'll just,, nom on ur stomach. its rlly weird.

- armin after giving ur stomach and thighs hickeys: im sorry 😹🤚 im just in a silly 😋 goofy 🥴 mood 😈‼️

- will support you in anything you decide you want to do

- "i want more rings for my fingers" he's immediately finding rings he think youd like (obviously hes already memorized your ring size duh ! wont stop until he finds rings that youd like and that fit no matter the cost)

- if you decide you want to lose weight he'll support you ! would even offer to help you make a meal plan or or would work out with you if you decide to

- sometimes you think hes in worse shape than you are bc hes huffing and puffing after lifting a weight five times

- he hasnt gone to the gym since college and thats only bc eren would drag him there okay 🙄🤚

- he likes having your head on his chest. idk why this is important but it is. and he likes to pet your head and play with your hair and when he thinks youve fallen asleep he'll whisper "you are my sunshine"

- likes resting his legs on your lap and vice versa

- likea your hugs and giving you kisses

- and he really likes when you shove your head into his neck when u get shy bc hes complimented you

- if you ever thought you werent good enough for him (which isnt true bitch you and armin were made for each other 🤩‼️) he'll remind you he loves you everyday for as long as it takes, would do it infinitely if he had to just so you knew that he loved and accepted all of you

- all in all he loves you idc idc, would be with you until the end of time, and would like to grow old with you and die in your arms. the end !

IM SORRY IF THIS WAS SHORT BUT ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT AND MY HAND IS NUMB ILY ALL TY FOR THE REQUEST ANON

BTW ASKS ARE OPEN SO REQUEST IF U WANT BITCHES

#attack on titan #attack on titan fanfiction #attack on titan x reader #armin arlert #armin arlert x reader #armin attack on titan #armin x reader #armin arlert headcanons #armin arlet x reader #armin headcanons #armin arlet #hange zoe #erwin smith #eren jaeger