#they dont know how to sell him

[louiseyesinsky]

today i'm in a such mood bwjdbid that playlist blew me up

#louis tomlinson #soo at the james show he will just do a useless chat and perform #no even a game??? #boring #they dont know how to sell him #so many years of solo career and never played in a fucking james game; yes it's also james fault i hate him too #but never as i hate his team

[suntails]

hijo de la luna

#okay FIRST off. song by mecano my friend said is soooo silver and it is. like. the story steers off his course but its still his song #SECOND. this isnt Actual hollow moon fanart but it is in my heart. ive reread ell's fic 3 times now and every time it kills me. KILLS #go read it. hollow moon by serenescribe. its a 40k oneshot of silver slowly but surely being moon snatched. its delicious #the tumblr crowd already knows how swagalicious ell is tho i dont need to sell it to u. the munchiest crunchiest writing ever. mwah #but yes. i want silver to be made of moondust. i want him to shimmer and glow white as snow i want him a MOON CHILD #also i do Not make OCs bc im not creative but i think his roommate is a vil fan and eats oatmeal and likes sil's birds #by proximity. doesnt care for animals otherwise. he also has a crush on silver he told me himself #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #if catríona suntails doesn't draw a dramatically lit background then what's the point #suntails

[cozylittleartblog]

swatchvember: 90′s, rainy day, sleeping

cramming some of these prompts together to be silly <3 they spent a lot of time back then keeping some rich up-and-coming little salesman entertained, he’s one of their best customers. maybe you’ve heard of him...

#deltarune #swatch #spamton #swatchvember #art #doodles #swatchlings #queen #i didn't mean to go that hard on the first one but the colors were important i thought asdflkjdsf #um! ok to tag as ship :) even though it is not meant to be ship they are still just here for his wallet wjhbdfbhj #they're both . drunk. swatch gave him the bill and he paid and left and they nodded off because this is their joint they can sleep where th #where they want. except he intended to come back and when he did they were already conked out. so he just. ''hey thats a good idea'' >zzz #and nobody saw him! nobody saw him they just saw swatch. he falls out of view when he lays down in those booths so he just got to Stay There #... anyway they're plenty awake now ! 😂 #regular spamton is a reprehensible little man but bigshot era spamton is just a little guy with big dreams and i would let #him sell me a vacuum cleaner #... that's reprehensible little man Affectionate. but still #i'm so cool i don't need to be drunk to forget how to count B) i just dont know how to count by Default! #before i forget if you see this pleas use they/them only when referring to my swatch ty!!!

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Ngl youtube videos suddenly got me slowly turning into a Justin Russo hater.

#like mainly later seasons him #early seasons him is fine #but like i guess plot wise you could argue he becomes more iffy because you know the competition will be soon #and justin does want to become the family wizard #as for some reason this show still never fully tackled the fucked up shit of the idea that wizard siblings have to grow up studying magic #only for one or two or whatever number siblings to lose it to one sibling in a competition #like stevie was the closest we got to that #but like it still dont make it less bad with how justin was #like the worst example i can name is him literally refusing to save alex whose his sister btw and shes always dropped shit to save him #because he wants to project onto her that she purposely fucked up his chances to get back into the competition via #pushing the students to take the test only for them to be failed because bad guy being bad guy in reality #and basically blames her for the failure and such as a result and acts like its all an act when she is mad on the students behalf and shit #and his students have to drag him kicking and screaming just to save her from the bad guy's shit #and there's also the competition itself where harper and zeke get grabbed by a creature during it #but alex has to convince her brothers to save the two and thats just cold already on justins end with zeke #but cause they took too long they all lose the competition and magic #and both brothers especially justin proceed to treat alex like shit even during work hours meaning #fucking over family business just to get at alex #and when the dad ultimately almost sells the place justin STILL blames alex #like she was the only one working fully max was being max and justin was being a little bitch to her #aka the infamous refusing to make her orders only max's and when he does he throws the sandwich at her #and cause she was holding drinks at the time and didnt see it coming the drinks went on a customer #and also throwing table trash into her already full bin shes carrying around while cleaning tables #and therefore messing it up for her like #and alex's logo...well from sounds of shit thats just justin again being a hateful bitch to his sister with zero consquiences #even one commenter pointing how he sadistically smiled while telling her all her friends hate her #like dear god if the show was doing this to make everyone root for alex its working i hate later season justin #gonna be interesting if hes matured or not as an adult

[witchofthemidlands]

tales of the tardis is enough for me, it is, it really is, after all those years, jamie & zoe finally got their memories back & if that's the last we see of jamie mccrimmon that was fantastic, it was more than enough, there is & now will always be a conclusion

but

if i had to bring any classic who companion back to new (new?) who it would be jamie, it would always be jamie because the idea of jamie meeting a modern doctor sends me just a tad feral, just a a little bit balls to the wall feral.

#jamie mccrimmon #even though i would sell my soul to sarah jane imagine jamie in school reunion #can you imagine if jamie had been in the giggle #i dont know how they would have transported him through time but #yet i think about him being there and meeting fourteen and donna #fourteen sees him and just stops working #donna sees him looking at jamie and she hasnt seen the doctor look at anyone like that aside from rose #she said it was like a furnace looking back at the time she was the doctordonna but when she was the doctordonna i have always thought #she must have seen the doctors memories of jamie i headcanon she saw those memories quite clearly #i wonder if the doctor ever thought about what the time lords did to jamie when he had to wipe donnas mind #imagine donna and jamie interacting #donna wants to dropkick the time lords #donna and jamie being there when the bi regeneration happens jamie is with him this time they wont be torn apart again #apparently all doctors have been hatched across the galaxy the bi regen was the miracle of rebirth #so jamie does leave fourteen and donna #but we see him running towards a different tardis that just landed #because as soon as two was respawned i just know he went back for jamie #jamie gets to spend the rest of his life with his doctor #i love mel i love her i love her i love her but she just pops to earth here and there because glitz isnt gone 😩 #they are still causing havoc in space together #i know his actor passed away but it still hit me hard knowing the character is now gone too 🥺 #he may have been an antagonist at various points but that dude was snazzy #classic who #doctor who #whoniverse #this is what happens when i dont sleep for 24 hrs

[steakout-05]

something i really like about the teddy bear jetpack is that he's sitting on a little heart shaped chair before you steal him,,, dude that's so cute he's jus a little guy .....

#jetpack joyride #barry steakfries #this entire screenshot looks oddly cosy #i think it's Flash and the gramophone softly playing music also being there that makes it feel safe #and the thermos #also because i'm a huge garfield fan so every time i see a teddy bear i always think of ''i think i'll name him pooky'' and i could #not stop thinking that when i was playing with the bear jetpack #hang on wait a second #where's the needle on that gramophone??? i dont see one???? #how does it play music????? #unless the speaker thingy IS the needle #maybe i'm just more accustomed to how record players work #update after looking it up: OH so the big ear thing has a needle on it. i thought it was just like. a speaker #i mean it is a speaker but i didn't know it was also an actual needle i though the needle was separate #like i thought it was just an older kind of record player with the addition of Comically Large Ear #although in saying that isn't that also just what a gramophone is #i think it's cute that LR has the gramophone there right at the entrance #as if it's their way of reminding Barry where his roots started as a dude who sells gramophones to people's houses #i mean the game's OST does just go from ''aww what lovely music'' to ''BOOM BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY'' just like Barry in the trailer so #it makes sense

[i-still-hate-spitelout-jorgenson]

LMAO WHATS WITH THE GUSTAV HATE RECENTLY 😭😭😭

#i dont get it did we all just simultaneously get bored??? #Also I dont dislike Gustav #like yeah hes annoying. hes a kid #Dragon riders are a recent change made my teenagers when Gustav was 12. hes gonna think thats TIGHT AS FUCK. #Gustav is like the closest person to their age we know of on berk!! ofc hes gonna be excited abt that!!! #AND YEAH. HES ANNOYING. #but like all the reasons hes annoying are the same reasons youre not supposed to like snotlout that much in rob/dob #and obviously gustav doesnt have as much known depth as snotlout does but like #If we hste Spitelout for threatening to disown snotlout at the games i think we have to hate Gustavs mum for selling him for a shiny rock #just sayin 🤷‍♂️ #Ive always seen gustav as a character who WILL have meaningful development. just not in a time frame we'll ever see. snf thats ok! #hes 12 in rob/dob and 16 in rtte. when the riders are 15 and 19 respectively. The riders are thus going to find gustav annoying REGARDLESS- #of whether or not he ACTUALLY is. because theyre teenagers and thsts what teenagers do! #Tldr i dont rlly have sny thoughts on Gustav Larson BUT its unfair to hate him so im going to be gustav stan no.2 (mona is no.1) #(/lh irdc how u feel abt gustav i think opinions of others are important but heres my 2 cents) #httyd #rtte #rob/dob #riders of berk #defenders of berk #gustav larson #spitelout jorgenson #snotlout jorgenson

[nezzling]

Some guys came into work and one was super overwhelmed and asked how I can be so comfortable working in an adult store and I just said "I'm fuckin weird bro, I've seen some weird shit and I'm into some weird shit" and his face was so shocked that me and his friend just laaaaaughed and I'm so saying that every time someone asks now

#he had a friend with him who kept tryna get me to tell him what im into after i said that and i was just like nahhhhhhh ahaha #like i could tell he was interested in knowing the answer fr cause of how he looked at me compared to his vanilla friend #but naw if we dont sell the kinda toys i use in store then i aint divulging that lol #and the only customers i tell some things im into are the ones specifically trying to buy those products #like all the ladies who ask my opinion on vibes so i get to talk about different anatomy and such #lil rambles

[tails-boogie-board]

so, what happens now that eggman has his memories back?

Eggman appears in the story like all good Sonic stories do, which is to say don't worry about. /s

Robotnik and Eggman are similar; egotistical, full of avarice and cruelty, with the inability to see the value of nature beyond its potential use. The main difference between them however, is hubris.

Eggman came to this land to get his memories back, or more specifically, to figure out what was missing. Because, while Sonic knows that his previous memories were him and struggles with the dichotomy of it all, Eggman doesn't care.

He'll use the name-confusion to his advantage sure, but to him, Robotnik was a prototype who failed. Eggman doesn't want to find a middle ground or explore his past self, clearly Eggman is the superior of the two. He is better than Robotnik was in every way and doesn't consider himself a 'copy' (maybe something closer to murder or weirdly Freudian, but he doesn't have that level of introspection lbr)

Which to say, that Ronotnik would love the secret, underground Illuminati cult dedicated to him. Instead, Eggman finds it distasteful at best; it's more talk than actual execution -but it's the thought that counts and he truly does appreciate it.

Eggman is found by dissentients and ends up in the middle of a political terrorist group headed by Snivly and some of the former elite. They want Robotnik back in power so they can reclaim their prior status and power. Which, early on Eggman was excited for, but he realized that the concept or 'Robotnik' has moved from a real person to a concept/figure piece. And he's no ones pawn and tries to dip when he realizes it.

However, pre-memory Eggman is having fun being an asshole dictator to his underlings who keep telling him he's going to change things. He doesn't believe it, mind, but he's willing to bide his time with his own plots and have someone deliver grapes to him. He's in the middle of this when he gets his memories back, so he goes from kinda vibing at having underlings to catching up on the unsaid downlow. But also, it doesn't take a multi-degree genius, rocket scientist to see the cult's ploy is half-baked useless trash.

The faction sees a traumatized and potentially loyal city with an army, the roboticizers, and a population that already "knows what to do." But Eggman is a realist and even if he went along with their desperate plan, the amount of work needed to make Robotropolis useful as a proper hub wasn't worth the effort.

Because, the thing is that Mobotropolis is a broken nation. It's politically, economically, and socially stressed and the unified government doesn't even have majority support. It's a starved city that doesn't have any remaining resources or a even a strategic location.

Plus, as a villain, he's a bit apathetic about the whole thing. What's the fun, the thrill of it all, in taking over something that's already been crushed? The population is already desolate and morally destroyed and they don't have anything left to offer. It feels like Robotnik's leftovers, a handicap that he doesn't need. No thanks.

And tbh, he really doesn't want to deal with the cult and if he was in charge, they'd all be in command too and he'd have to talk to people and be social and delegate and ugh, he'd never have time to be evil for himself. (He's too used to fighting on his own as Eggman and making his own allies. So having assistance in real people, that he didn't create and can't control, doesn't interest him)

So a time jump, and as he's actively ditching, he goes to take whatever data they have. And as he's stealing their archives, Tails' finds him (the context for that meme lol)

Fun fact: Eggman is Mobotropolis' largest trade partner and is the main importer of steel....which came from Robotnik in the first place. He noticed the discrepancies on the ledgers and the unofficial name change, but didn't think anything of if at the time

#sonic #sonic underground #sonic underground au #dr eggman #doctor eggman #dr robotnik #robotnik #idk how to tag him lmao #my writing #fanfic #He doesn't know it was originally sonics spell #he wasn't there and wasn't privy to that info and idk if he figures it out #eggman btw is an unreliable narrator #everyone i write is biased in that way of course #but eggman doesnt figure the cult thing out for a hot while tbh #remember in my og write up that i said that mobotropolisis' main import is steel and they dont care who they sell to? #hahaha yea #if you think about it they were actively supplying him resourcesthat harmed other places and people as he did evil villain stuff #politics is the true evil #anyway eggman is fun #i love cults and most my blorbos tend to be on this side of dubious lol #i think this is the first thing i wrote without tails #wild #something is is that i dont use mobo/robotropolis interchangeably if its said a specific way then it means something #ask

[novarex]

I want to mention a couple of things I've been pondering about Astarion. Now, I haven't played his origin so maybe they address this... but can we take a moment to acknowledge the EXTRA terror Astarion would have experienced beyond what Tav and the companions experienced?

Abducted, infected with a tadpole, broke free, ship crashing through Avernus and everywhere, landing who know where, everything on fire, and you should definitely be dead. Everyone experienced that.

But for Astarion, the stakes are higher. He is a VAMPIRE. This happens mid day. For all he knew, at the moment he was cast out into the sunlight, he was surely about to die. Can you imagine the terror of 200 years of being afraid of sunlight just to be thrown violently into it with no explanation that you will be fine? Surely he had been singed at some point by the sun in 200 years. Then to realize he was not dying but have no idea why... or if it would last?

Furthermore, he is still terrified of Cazador and has no idea that his link to him is interrupted. What he DOES know is that Cazador is a sadistic asshole who tortures willy nilly for any tiny mistake. Astarion later let's us know that one time in his first 10 or so years with Cazador, he tried to run away. Cazador locked him in a tomb... by himself... without any kind of food... for a YEAR. The way Astarion describes it, that would probably have been one of the most horrible things that has ever happened to him. He describes wanting to die.

So, at the point that Tav meets him, I am guessing that the year of confinement he experienced is top of mind. I think in his mind that it is a certainty if he ever returned to Cazador, something similar or worse awaits him. Cazador doesn't strike me as the type to distinguish between running away and being wisked away.

Anyway. This is what I'm thinking about instead if working.

#astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #no wonder he is hyper suspicious of everyone #anyone could be the catalyst that delivers him straight into the hands of torture #i dont like that Tav gets manipulated emotionally #but i also understand that is all Astarion know how to do to protect himself from the horror that awaits him #and he has no context for assuming that telling hsi new companions what is up will result in anything other than someone selling him out #for their own gain #because he has been used as a bargaining chip and a tool for 200 years #with absolutely no consideration that he is a person and not a THING to be used #ok im done

[guideaus]

I swear there needs to be some embargo on talking about csm lmao. It's not a masterpiece, but somehow the media literacy for it is so low... and there's always so many of the same bad comments 😭

#personal #idk im like SAY CSM ISNT DEEP AGAIN. SAY IT 🔪🔪🔪 #in this house we support out ethical incel that sells used cigs to homeless ppl #its ppl who have not seen it/see 5 mins and judge or dumbasses saying denji fumbled himeno #imo its just also weird all their criticisms were the point of kt #they said it was abt how creepy men are (no) but then said makima wouldnt have affected denji if he appreciated what he had (which was #nothing) and its like hmm its almost like. thats literally what helps him break free from makima... the reason she could control him was bc #he had nothing 🤔🤔 #obviously they dont know that but them making that their criticism on ep 1... bro Wait. #its very tumblr 2015 steven universey to me. like 'su PROBLEMATIC bc lapis was mean to peridot :(' #wow almost as if theyre characters 😳

[tealime9]

You ever struggle with artstyle because you want to draw everything?

like YES I want to draw dem furry and dragons, and wow objectheads, and this anime style but check this semirealism and OOHH ROBOTS....

LIKE THERES NO CONSISTENCY ON WHAT YOU'RE DRAWING BCS UR BRAIN IMMEDIATELY LATCH ONTO COOL STUFF AND EVERYTHING IS REALLY FUCKING COOL.

Like, what would people even know me for?

I want to build an art career, take commissions, be somewhat known.

But right now, after nearly ten years of drawing

What am I known for?

Honestly thats why the song 'Average' by sushi soucy is so relatable and it hurts so much.

It's like I cant succeed in anything no matter how much I do.

#vent #rant #and now im trying to see to sell my art and #i have no desired consistency for anyone and #yeah. its pretty art #but what is it worth for if no one ever see or desire? #what am i trying to bring to desire? #i always drew for my pleasure. and to make it marketable and consistent is so fucking hard #im doing everything wrong and #i just want to succeed #i want not being without money anymore and be with stuff that i do #but i dont have anything of desirable #i remember my ex commissioning me because i wouldnt take donations off him of the time #so to give me money he would buy the commission and #and i dont know. it hit me how much worthless my art can be #my friend have a pretty artstyle! #if they showed off more they would certainly get clients and stuff and #and i dont have a pretty artstyle #im sorry im really venting this out but #it hurts being so fucking average with nothing to say is mine mine mine and so OBVIOUSLY mine #im doing everything wrong and this is so tiring #is not wrong to enjoy myself but #nothing i do is attractive enough for anyone. its just. painfully average #im incredibly hurt by how lost i am in life. i want to fucking do it but damn #this sucks! #this really fucking sucks #personal

[jackbuilt]

I think if my father had ever told me he was proud of me I'd be like 30% normaler

#told him i spent all weekend selling my art at a fair #and while he did tell me he liked my art from the pictures he saw #when the fair was over he hit me with 'you know i see a lot of room for improvement. have you considered doing xyz?' #'maybe if you do those things you will be actually successful' #he comes from a 'place of love' that is made up. its only real in his head #he also immediately shifted focus after this conversation onto how cool and awesome his garden is #like okay didnt ask + dont care + i hate u i hate u i hate u i hate u #personal

[coffincataclysm]

I'm really glad that the Yakuza fanbase seems a lot more normal than fanbases for other things, especially video games but to the small percentage that actually sit there and do shit like defend the character who put women into sex trafficking, made one go blind from the trauma of it, and then tried to kill her so that her brother wouldn't find out what he did,,,,,,stay far away from me

#I hope Oda fans go to hell no matter what #me when the sex trafficker is my little gay baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #victor.txt #the fact theres virtually no Nishitani charms on etsy but i could find Oda ones makes me violent #chad Homare Nishitani v.s virgin Jun Oda #also if youre gonna try and defend him on this post im just gonna block you lol #i dont care when people like problematic characters but i draw the line at characters who take part in s/a in any way shape or form #how tf do some of you freaks think that shit is at all redeemable #like I dont get the hype for Kuze tbh but as far as i know he isnt a r//pist nor did he sell anyone into sex trafficking #so i really dont care that he seems to he super popular

[hoodie-prince-kid]

villain things...

#okay so the villain of old world is a deceptively nice king #the kingdom admires him because he puts on such a friendly face #and he carried out his half of the magic purge in secret #(the king before him was known as cruel to the public so this new king wanted the public to trust him) #as such the crew of the marauder dont know at first that the purge is being continued #but upon taking in Star they learn that Greeves has been working with the king #in the buying and selling of magic users as performance slaves. Star was a victim of this #so naturally outraged the crew decides to plot an assassination and starts quietly forming an army #they dont really care how the public feels. all they want is reform and to do that #they need to first wipe out the source of the non-magic public's brainwashing #old world

[allylikethecat]

ok so how are we…

If this is about the new Taylor album...

The feelings are complex and they are not good. I don't want to upset anyone though because I know that a lot of people are enjoying the album and I love that for them!

I will just say I was personally really disappointed by it, and I was going into listening to it thinking this was going to rekindle my love for her, instead it was kind of the opposite. I've been a fan of hers since the debut album, but started to distance myself when all the really intense craziness happened last year. I was so excited to be blown away by the album and just... wasn't which then led to this whole identity crisis because liking Taylor was always "my thing" the number of texts I got today from people I don't talk to regularly or haven't talked to in a while was actually insane, everyone was like "are you so excited!!" and "don't you love it!!" while my close friends were like "I'm sorry." I feel so dramatic and parasocial saying that though.

I saw a review on Stereogum that I think did a good job putting a lot of the same thoughts I had into more concise words. Maybe it will grow on me, but every time I try to do another listen I end up skipping to the next song halfway through.

Sorry for bringing the mood down! I hope you're doing well and had a great Friday! I appreciate you checking in and hope you have a lovely weekend!

❤️Ally

#allylikethecat #ask ally #anon ask #keep it kind #tw taylor swift #this is just my opinion!! #i dont mean to upset anyone and i dont mean any harm #i was just disappointed because like i feel like the album could have been so much better #and felt very let down #also not gonna lie i did feel for matty but im glad his people said hes doing well #also i hope joes mental health is getting better #what makes me REALLY MAD though is that i even kinda felt bad for Travis? like i cant stand him but wow id feel weird if my gf #released an entire album about being obsessed with her ex like she put out that tweet saying she was much happier and the past was the past #but like still this was like a lot #not even just one album but TWO ALBUMS #idk i just im sad im disappointed and i wish i could go back this time last year and how excited i was about her music #i have tickets to see her in august and i dont even know if i should go anymore #like im feeling so weird about it all im like should i sell them so someone who loves her like i used to can go? #idk