#they are freaking crazy

[macroglossus]

forever obsessed with artemis fowl who, upon realizing that he needs a fuckton of money in order to keep searching for his missing and probably dead father, doesn’t reach for his impeccable hacking skills or his ability to flawlessly recreate artistic masterpieces in order to commit art theft but instead runs the most absolutely insane and convoluted plan that’s ever been constructed (rivaled only by the insane and convoluted plans he constructs when he’s older and aided by time and practice). based solely, by the way, off of what basically amounts to the fairy bible which is written entirely in verse AND in a language that no human being has ever been permitted to see let alone translate. and the plan WORKS

#kidnapping a fairy being step one is crazy. freak of all time #artemis fowl

[wormswurld]

the way he unhinges his jaw as he watches felix in full awe and astonishmemt is just so 😵‍💫 like you can’t get as voyeuristic as this mf right here. FUCK. imagine the process for filming this scene. like barry what the fuck. your ass got a little to into the role…

#i need barry to do a full in depth analysis and summary on what it was like filming these crazy ass freak shots #saltburn #oliver quick #barry keoghan #saltburn posting #felix catton #jacob elordi #cattonquick #felix x oliver #lgbtqia #saltburn 2023

[ruporas]

comfort

[ID START: Illustration of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun: Maximum. Wolfwood is holding Vash’s head to his chest, his right hand resting gently over his ears and his left hand againtst Vash’s nape. Wolfwood looks at him melancholically as he soothes him. Vash’s eyes are shut, small tears at the corner of his eyes, asleep, and his right hand is holding onto Wolfwood’s arm. Feathered and plant wings are growing out of him, enveloping the both of them like a cocoon, leaving enough space for their heads and arms. The feathered plant wings takes up most of the canvas, colored in dark and muted blues. END]

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #it is crazy that like. we've seen wolfwood be so God damn afraid and fearful in the most humane way possible towards vash and his #otherworldliness... but he more or less is like ok this guys a freak but whatever. needle noggin is needle nogging after the #remembrance of july arc. also the fact he can hold a gun to the back of vash's head and not tremor in fear #vs how he held a gun to knives and already felt like he was dead. #i can't word it properly but just the manner in how wolfwood gets used to the parts of vash that used to make him view him as someone #completely different and shaping that into someone he now understands on a deep level. #he loves him so much #ruporas art

[jiiyawns]

(smacks his fivehead) this hedgehog can fit so many problems

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic x shadow generations #i guess . i mean it's the reason why i finally drew again #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #im insane im crazy etc. but mostly im disappointed with that bottom left drawing bc the idea in my head... versus #whatever. i hope this alien freak is more of an alien freak just a little #classic sonic #fanart #draw

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

You Remind Me Of Her

~

"Jason wake up I want to go see the new store!"

He felt his blankets get tugged off of him. Groaning he scrunched his face into the bed.

" Let me sleep another hour or two, it was late when I got in bed."

" And who's fault is that?"

He grabbed the nearest pillow to him and flung it to where the voice was coming from, even with perfect aim he wasn't surprised when he heard it connect with his wall and not a body.

"Yours! If you hadn't dragged me with you to look for those old music disk with you I would have gotten to bed earlier."

"Liar you would still have gone to bed late for whatever other reason."

He sat up rubbing his eyes, hissing slightly when he opened them not expecting his lights to already be on.

"Okay, what store are you making me go to today Martha?"

He dodged a swat to the back of his head. Grinning he headed towards the kitchen hearing her huff and following him.

"How many times do I have to tell you to call me grandma! Honestly, you're worse than a nipping dog"

"Well at least I'm not emotionally constipated like Bruce"

"True, but we're not speaking about my son right now we're speaking about you. Now hurry up! I saw the prettiest set of crystal glass cut tea set by the window when I was passing by!"

"Give me like 8 minutes to eat and get ready okay, will grampa be joining us?"

He turned to look at her in the eyes

Her green eyes, just barely glowing. The rest of her being transparent like fog in the early morning, her heels floating a few inches of the floor.

Martha Wayne his grandmother

His dead grandmother now a ghost

Just like he used to be

~

He walked into the small store the small bells jingling above his head.

"Look Jason they have such pretty things!"

His eyes followed her as she floated over to the display case. Quickly he took his phone and held it up to is ear.

"Which one's were the ones that caught your eye?'

He developed the habit of speaking into the phone when he was outside in public view while speaking with a ghost, that way nobody would give him a second glance looking like a normal phone call.

"The one with lilies and forget-me-not's."

His eyes quickly found the pieces and grabbed them. He looked at her from the corner of his eye.

"Is this all you wanted from here?"

The 'Do you want to continue looking?' in his gaze. She gave a quick glance around before turning back to him.

"No just that for today, we can come back another day when you don't have plans."

Jason glanced at her while he quickly paid. Leaving the store he turned to fully look at her while still having his phone up to his ear.

"Plans? I don't have any plans for today?"

A sly grin made its way on to her face

"Well I thought it's been a while since you visited Alfred and since we're in the area we might as well visit, no?"

Jason sighed, " Fine, only because it has been a while plus if I don't go you'll just keep naggin' me."

Martha gave a small huff of amusement

"That's my boy! Now! Let's get some nice tea for our visit, it would be rude to go empty handed, how about some nice cinnamon tea huh?"

"Your obsession with cinnamon tea has started to spread to me, especially the weird way you like it."

"Gasp! It's not that weird, honestly I started drinking it like that because of my cravings while I was pregnant and just never stopped. But don't lie to me, you like it just as much as I do even with the peach jam."

"Fine maybe I do."

He looked down at the time, "Let's hurry up a buy that before it gets too late."

~

He knocked at the door, shifting the bags in his hands as he waited for Alfred to open the door.

Martha waited outside with him even though she could easily phase her way inside.

Jason heard light footsteps before the door glided open.

"Master Jason what a wonderful surprise to see you here please do come in."

Alfred herded Jason inside taking note of the bags he held.

"Did you go shopping before coming here?"

"Uh yea, some of it is for you."

"For me master Jason?"

"I thought it would be rude to come empty handed so I bought tea."

"Very thoughtful of you, lets head to the kitchen to prepare a cup shall we."

Jason quickly looked towards Martha raising a brow

"You go enjoy your tea with Alfred I'm going to look for Thomas, I'll be back by the time you leave"

Jason gave a quick smile in return before quickly following Alfred into the kitchen.

"Hey Alfie we can use the new tea set I got today, let me just wash them real quick."

He turned around, not noticing Alfred's confused stare

"You bought a tea set master Jason?"

Jason turned around after quickly wiping them dry.

"Yeah look, they even have some lilies and forget-me-not's on them, saw them by the window of the shop and thought why not?" He half lied.

"I see, I haven't seen these two flowers paired up together in ...a very long time."

Jason turned towards the kitchen entrance as he heard two pairs of footsteps nearing. Both Bruce and Dick appearing in the doorway.

"Oh good you're both here, I'm about to prepare some tea master Jason brought over for us ,sit down please."

They walked over to the table, Dick quickly hugging him.

"You didn't tell me you were dropping by!"

"Get off, and yea it was impulsive decision."

"Hn, good to see you chum."

"Yeah, you too B."

Alfred walked over with the tea prepared, placing it on the table.

Dick leaned over to see the tray.

"What kind of tea is it?"

"Master Jason brought us cinnamon tea."

Dick looked over at Jason tilting his head, "Since when do you drink cinnamon tea?"

"Since none of your business."

Jason took a small sip before sighing, "Hey Alfred do you have any peach jam?"

Alfred hesitated before looking at him confused, "Peach jam? What for?"

"I like to mix it in with the cinnamon tea."

Alfred's eyes glazed over for a second before heading towards the refrigerator, "...I see, of course let me get some for you."

He quickly came back with a small jar and placed it on the table near Jason.

"Thanks Alf." He scooped up a spoonful and dipped it in his cup.

Bruce and Alfred glanced at each other.

Dick looked up from his own cup, "Does that actually taste good? Can I try some!"

He made a grab at Jason's cup, he quickly pulled it out of reach, "Don't touch mine! If you're really curious make it yourself."

Dick slumped on the table whining, "But what if I don't like it, I'll ruin my tea!"

"That's not my problem"

"Oh come oooon just a little sip!"

"No"

"Pleaseee!"

"Ugh you're worse than a nipping dog, fine!"

Before Dick could celebrate they heard twin startled noises. They turned around and Bruce was covered in tea in what seemed like he spit out his tea, both Alfred and Bruce were staring at Jason faces pale.

Jason glanced around confused, "What? Why are you looking at me like that."

Alfred straightened up clearing his throat, " Apologies master Jason you seem to have startled us a bit."

"With what?"

Bruce finally stopped coughing, "Nothing, you just...reminded us of someone."

~

Just an Idea

#Jason sees ghosts including Martha & Thomas Wayne #he's told nobody #it started after he came back but din't pay it much attention thinking he was crazy until his memories of being a ghost in the GZ started #coming back #he spends a lot of his time with grandma Martha #starts copying her without realizing it #Alfred and Bruce the only ones in the family who #remember her are getting a bad case of nostalgia #it's freaking them out #Bruce gets paranoid #nothing new #Jason's just vibing with his gramps #dp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #danny fenton #dpxdc #danny phantom #batman #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #martha wayne #thomas wayne #ghosts

[silent-wolf]

sometimes i forget the batkids are just a bunch of theatre kids which makes it funnier when u remember that gotham's entire justice system is run by a bunch of costumed role players

edit: wtf i didnt expect this to gain sm traction, but check out this post. pls dont let it flop

#u best believe these losers have memorised every song from mammma mia #imagine explaining to ur penpal the absolute cesspool that is gotham and when they ask about what the police does #and you have to say #oh ! those fuckers dont do anything we have costumed freaks #that are dressed up as different animals and zipline across the horizon and beatup other costumed freaks! #fucking crazy #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #cassandra cain #black bat #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #duke thomas #signal #stephanie brown #spoiler #barbara gordon #oracle

[sluggybunny]

(just flavors in general, ig specifically for candy/sodas/etc)

#>sluggy personal #personally im a cherry freak #you make me a cherry limenade and i go crazy

[thapunqueen]

well then you better go catch it !!!

#i am not immune to silly roblox characters in silly roblox games no matter how old i get sorryyy #regretevator #regretevator fanart #spive #split x bive #regretevator split #regretevator bive #bive is like a bird to me #like i can see her feathers ruffling up all crazy whenever she freaks out (so like 24/7)

[illusuto]

this is basically the 1.2 update right

#digital art #artwork #fanart #honkai blade #honkai jing yuan #honkai dan heng #honkai star rail #honkai star rail fanart #blade honkai #jing yuan #hsr #hsr fanart #hsr blade #star rail #dan heng #im literally freaking out i feel so crazy over this update #jingrenheng #jingren #jingheng #renheng #imbibitor lunae

[lonelystarbuckslover13]

Do you guys ever think about how crazy it must feel to be the girl who started 123 let’s go bitch??? Like she just said something funny at a concert once and posted it online, and now she’s started a fandom tradition that millions of people participate in across the world, and even 5 years later ​we all still scream it at every show and Taylor quotes it on social media??? THAT’S a real fucking legacy to leave

#Its also crazy to reflect on now because I remember seeing her original video and I remember watching as the tradition slowly caught on #and I remember everyone freaked out the first time Taylor ever counted with us on her fingers #and the fact that we’ve been through a whole pandemic and went without a tour for 5 years #but somehow 123 lgb survived #incredible #also I follow her on tumblr but can’t remember her URL so if anyone knows her URL let me know and I’ll tag her or something! #jemma rambles #Taylor Swift #1 2 3 let’s go bitch #eras tour #swifties

[bodiesinthelake]

hannibal and will are literally two nerds except one of them tries their best to be socially acceptable and the other has no idea how to act normal ever and they like each other so much because they can say nerd shit and spend time in each other's freakish company without having to act like someone else. and they eat people

#sorry just thinking about the fact that no one gets them like they get each other #like yes they wanna fuck but they are so intellectually attracted to each other its crazy #even in seperatation they still walk through the other's mind #actual freaks. theres no one else doing it like them #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram

[ricky-mortis]

This man has been plaguing my mind for an entire week

#he’s such a loser #like actually just an older generation of nerdy prude #I’ve been going insane about him though #there’s a note on my phone filled with my Mark Chasity HCs #it’s about the implications #him being a closeted homosexual is so canon to me #and curt is just fueling my fire #RBing my holy bastard drawing #the man is crazy for that #I’ll never stop freaking out abt it btw #i adore him #Curt mega #is an icon #hehehehe #mark chasity #hatchetfield #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #ish #holy bastard #if you squint #my art

[ashersanity]

This is the scene. This is the fucking scene, I kid you not, that officially made Whitney my favorite DOL character of all time. This one fucking scene.

Why did they have to go ahead and do that to me? It’s really all their fucking fault because now I can’t get this bitch out of my goddamn head now.

Man.

Stupid Whitney.

#this is the one #THIS FUCKING DAMN SCENE #without it #whitney wouldn’t be favorite #I wouldn’t be overly obsessed with them #absolutely crazy #thought Kylar would be at the top #whitney just punched that freak out of first place with this #insane asher #asher rambling #dol #degrees of lewdity #whitney the bully #whitney dol #whitney degrees of lewdity #asher tsundere noises

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

prince and prince friendship. this is my vision

#blood cw //////// #violence cw /////////// #erikar #eridan ampora #dirk strider #karkat vantas #dave strider #im just crazy about the idea that eridan and dirk would get along #theyre both fucked up in the head but in a way where they go ''theyre a freak but theyre basically OK'' about each other #eridan is too stupid/stubborn to manipulate and dirk literally could not give less of a shit about eridan's drama #so they have like a net 0 impact on each other #they do not make each other better. they also do not make each other worse. #they just get really bored and lonely sometimes #''do u want to stave off the ennui and beat the shit out of each other'' ''sure i dont have anything else going on today'' #just super lethargic and almost transactional #since they only hang out when theyre both bored as shit. from the outside it almost looks like a moirallegiance thing #at least until they start trying to murder each other which is when it suddenly looks like a kismesis #but its neither #theyre literally just bored and love violence #eridan <> karkat btw

[starscelly]

Jason Robertson: "I have to show you something!"

*shows his cat Murphy on his socks*

dallas stars twitter | 01.10.24

#I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY #THATS SO CUTE #cat dad ): omg #guy of all time #send his freak ass back to the asg #jason robertson #dallas stars

[realbeefman]

cuddy will be like “i don’t enable house” then continues to employ him at the place where he actively abuses patients and commits malpractice. at least wilson doesn’t have 50k of the hospital budget set aside for when house gets sued

#cuddy my dearest crazy woman. i love how disconnected from reality you are #lisa cuddy #house md #james wilson #always bothered me a little that they never played into cuddy’s specific brand of control freak tbh