#these guys have like 1 good day together

[suddenly-stickmin]

do you have any headcanons about the characters?

I have a very small handful at the moment! A lot of my headcanons sort of spawn into my head over time the more I draw/write/think about these characters!

I do like to think that Johnny doesn't speak. Since he never says a line in the games, I just like to think he's chill being on quiet mode. Prefers to give a thumbs up, or nod/shake his head, or raise his brows in concern, etc.

Johnny's real great at his job, he's great at stopping criminals and putting his life on the line to help citizens, HOWEVER........ He's not too good with personal conflict between his friends. Like at all. He'll try to break it up if it's possible, but if it gets too intense, he has a bad habit of trying to seem busy or just waiting for the conflict to die down so things can go back to normal again. He'll only really act out if the situation suddenly gets dangerous.

[Usually Rupert is the cause of these fights, and if Johnny's unable to break it up, he'll wait till Rupert storms off to check on Dave. Sometimes Dave will accept his comfort, other times he just wants to be alone]

Rupert HAAAATTTEESSSS DAVE HE HAAAATTTEEESSS HIM

I like to think that after Escaping the Prison, when Henry Stickmin escaped, everyone found out that Dave--and his partner Rupert--basically helped Henry get out by failing to check the box. It was a major sign of incompetence, and an embarrassing situation for the prison, so they fired them.

Rupert struggled to find another job for a good while after he got fired. A lot of hardships he went through he often blamed on Dave. Even now, when his job in the military gets a little too rough, or things don't go the way he expects them to, he finds a way to pin it on that horrible day when Dave failed to do his one job.

Dave's probably tried to apologize a million times, but I don't think Rupert plans on forgiving him anytime soon. And now all three of these guys are stuck living in an apartment together LOL

#thsc #thsc dave panpa #thsc johnny panzer #thsc rupert price #art #ask #thank you for the question! #these guys have like 1 good day together #and then the universe balances it out by giving them 40000 bad ones

[liauditore]

BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY!

#hermitaday #bdubs fanart #bdouble0 fanart #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #my art #bdubs #im so happy #a day where i get to draw bdubs is a good day #my favourite guy. lich rally. #this is one of the softer bdubs i've drawn i think.. #as much as high energy matches him 99% of the time idk idk he's so sweet that 1% of the time #and this season rlly has me feeling that. secret life rlly changed alot of these mfs in my head. #secret life is such amazing pay off for the whole life series im always saying tihs #anyway yeah insanity aside his builds this season have been so incredible i know bdubs builds are bdubs builds but like. wow #i think we should all appreciate idk. the way he plays w/ scale #makes a tiny box house that's like 6 blocks tall and it somehow looks so detailed like if you squint it could be an oil painting #and those trees. idk what else to say man. those trees. #anyway (insanity goggles on again) bdubs living far off happily in his cottage a bit off the grid. makes me so happy. #idk. bdubs learning to chill. it's so awesome. #his interactions with etho joel and pearl have been so cool to see #ethubs is gonna ethubs #but him and pearl are so funny together too. i love the kinda? sheepishness he talks to her with lol #and joel. i haven't quite figured out exactly what's going on between him and joel but i like it. #i think. bdubs wants to hit joel with sticks. but in like. an oh you rascal kinda way. little troublemaker you #i don't fuck with familial headcanons and I don't like assigning people parental roles. But. #coughs. okay that's enough. #i love bdubs alot he's my favourite. good night guys.

[bisaster-energy]

im not even done my current kuwameshi fic and im already getting ideas about new ones...

#kuwameshi #give me a sec i'll reblog later with the actual idea but like #WHAT IF UM KUWAMESHI BUT UM. PRINCESS BRIDE AU... #i also have another song fic idea but it's way sillier than the one i have on ao3 #based off you me and steve by garfunkel and oates #i got the idea cos i just remembered when yusuke got back from training with genkai the 1st time and instead of a 1 on 1 date with keiko #kuwabara is also? there? and it's just so funny to me like what. and then they're supposed to all 3 go to the movies together? #AND WHEN THEY GET THERE THE 2 BOYS DITCH KEIKO?? for a mission yeah but she doesn't know that!! #and then yusuke and keiko actually go on a date alone and it gets interrupted cos of younger toguro #and shortly after kuwabara shows up so it looks like he was bound to come across them?? #as far as a i remember the next time yu and keiko get together alone is the day he tells her to just wait and she's like im literally #not gonna wait for you <3 and it was so funny she just walked off lmaoo #anyway im trying to say i wanna make a silly little fic addressing the fact that keiko is like. pursuing her crush on yusuke #but kuwabara is kinda just. always there and it's fun she does like him but it's just awkward #planning on having her ask kuwa to maybe give her and yusuke some time alone like maybe just avoid their next outing #and kuwa is like oh damn :( ok good luck and yusuke shows up to the date and he's like woah wait. where tf is kuwabara? #keiko is like bruh. and she makes up some shit about him mentioning that he felt sick or wtv and yusuke is like ''then y are we here? #i should check on him. i dont think that guy has even been put outta commission by anything but my fist!'' and keiko just follows him #cos what else can she do. and kuwa is fine ofc and yusuke is like bro what gives i thought you were sick and kuwa is dense sometimes but he #catches on from keiko's desperate look and he's like well i got better *flexes his arm* and yu is like i knew you were too dumb to catch #a cold. and he's stupid happy that kuwa is fine and can come with them after all ''hey he's fine ya hear that keiko'' #and then keiko is watching this whole exchange eyes blown wide open and she's like actually i just remembered i have plans #you two should totally go without me tho and yu agrees so easily that it just solidifies that she made the right call #kuwa is looking back at her all confused and she gives HIM the good luck thumbs up. he gets as red as his hair and #yusuke is worried he really is coming down with something

[schnaf]

.

#learning hangul never ends #and i am like 🔪 #so you're thinking of yourself as superior to chinese?? at least chinese MAKES SENSE #and doesn't have to make up new rules at every single corner #it's so weird that hangul was invented bcs this guy was like nah chinese characters are too hard i'm gonna make an easy system #and then it's like... oh but this is an exception #this letter is pronounced that way! but if it comes at this position it's pronounced another way #and sometimes it's just silent #and sometimes there are 4 letters but two of them are silent and 1 of them isn't pronounced regularly #i am DONE #sure learning chinese characters is a LOT #but at some point you can see patterns and it all fits together #korean letters are way easier but THE PATTERNS ARE A MESS #(but also i just looked at another way to count in korean) #(like.... i know un deux sept) #(but there's a second way to count and it sounds so similar to chinese and 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳) #(i know there won't be many crossovers so i'm happy about every single one) #((talking about crossovers: i started learning czech recently because i have no self control)) #((((also because i told myself i'd only start learning a new language after being good in chinese and that day will never come)))) #((((so i dropped that plan and now i've got nothing holding me back from starting new languages)))) #((and a few days ago i listened to a russian interview and i was like wait i know these words)) #((it was very nice but also a reminder that i should have stuck to languages that are part of an actual family)) #((i want to know more 'if you know one you know them all' languages)) #anyway that's my language rant for today and if it wasn't for my number crossover i'd be a bit more 'why did i decide to learn korean UGH' #(the answer is immersion btw. i thought if i keep watching korean stuff i might as well learn the language bcs at least i've got immersion)

[stereax]

woohoo spiraling out of control right now (what else is new really I've been fucked up and spiraling for weeks now) and trying to figure out reasons not to delete my tumblr and discord and myself along the way

but you know. talking about myself on my blog automatically means I'm attention seeking and fishing for pity right? should just shut up and stick to the news eh, it's all I'm good for :D

anyway if you need me I'll be in the corner reliving the past, coming to terms with reality, and trying to convince myself I'm not the problem despite every indication to the contrary ✌︎︎

#sterechats :) #09:58 pm - this is a bad idea but scheduling it anyway #what's the worst that can happen really? everyone leaves again? nobody talks to me again? #probably gonna delete this in the morning so. meh. not like it matters not like I matter :D #10:29 pm - wow it feels like my head is on fire #like my brain is actually burning and I can't do a damn thing about it #I should be happy right now! the devils are winning! my favorite guys are scoring! #but no! I'm barely keeping it together around my family and praying I don't wake up tomorrow <3 #11:00 pm - I need to get out of here #I need to get out of here out of here out of here I can't stay here any more this is killing me #everyone hates me and I need to chew my arms open maybe then everything will make sense #why am I even writing these tags what does it matter #I was so much more in control of myself when I was sh-ing #maybe I should get back to that maybe it'll help I don't know anymore #I just want my friends back but they hate me hahahaha #11:24 pm - wonder how many people are gonna block me after this one #how many people will finally be fed up and leave for good #everyone leaves and I should be used to this by now #here's a truck stop instead of saint peter's (yeah yeah yeah yeah) #11:41 pm - it's friday afternoon/there goes antigone to be buried alive #in the next world I want to be something useful/like a staple gun/or in love #I would fall off a cliff for you/a thousand times and call it a good day #maybe I'm just incapable of being human! maybe that's it! #maybe I'm not even human at all... but something worse instead... #1:22 am - moving the posting of this back from 3 to 6 am #not that that matters and not that I matter but I don't think I'll sleep #and I don't want this to post when I'm awake #I know I'm just going to get unfollowed and blocked and left behind as always #because happiness and good things and friendships just aren't things I get to have really #I just wish people would stop lying and telling me they're different and they'll stay when they're not different and won't stay

[creative-hanyou-girl]

Y'all I so want to participate in InuKag Week but I don't think I even have the energy to pick up a pen let alone draw stuff 😩😭

#i just got back from a week and a half learning how to drive by my brother and let me tell you he took the job VERY SERIOUSLY #which is good but he'd drag me outta bed by 8 or sometimes 6 so we could practice #plus we did a lot of stuff together or had friends of his and family come over to interact with or entertain #I actually had a mothers day drawing I got started on but couldn't finish bc we were so busy. #i still might post it tho so don't worry #and then we drove down to FL where we met up with my mom and aunt and stayed a few days #then we had to rush home because I had work scheduled this weekend #so then we got home and i had barely 45 minutes to get dressed for work & I finished work only for us to go to dinner bc it was my b-day #and then I worked again today and tomorrow will be the first day in forever where I dont need to be anywhere and meet people #oh and I also have summer classes starting on May 30th #I had a lot of fun of course and I enjoy seeing people and like my job but I'm so freaking tired guys and my feet hurt😩 #so of I end up not posting any art for InuKag Week ya'll will at least know I'm not dead #i know I usually only post 1 or 2 drawings for the Week anyway but still #inuyasha #kagome higurashi #inukag #the hanyou and his miko #inukag week #inukag week 2023 #story of my life

[yardsards]

i mentioned willow park being under-appreciated to my friend and he was like "i need to start a blog in which i post a shitty doodle of willow like, pumping iron or something every 5 minutes" and ik he was joking but Please i need this

#eliot posts #toh #i was thinking of making him watch more toh with me (i think we got like half through s1 a while ago?) #but i was seized by the uncontrollable urge to make him watch s1 and s2 of infinity train with me #so that's what we watched instead #i actually only assumed we'd make it through s1 but he wanted to watch more so we watched s2 as well #which is good cuz it's my fav :D #we watched 1 or 2 eps of s4 #depending on what he wants i guess we'll either watch more toh or watch seasons 4 and 3 of infinity train next time we hang out #he's the type of friend where our hangouts are more chill watch a movie/tv together and play video games type things #and i make some pretty good popcorn. and have a comfy bedroom to watch tv in. #alas he lives an hour away and cannot drive so it has to be An All Day Thing when we hang out to make it worth it #anyway iirc when we did watch toh willow was his favourite #which is very good taste. willow is perfect and Babey. daughter girl. i want to protect her even tho she could easily kick my ass #sometimes he asks for art requests. i should make him draw willow. or one of our infinity train blorbos. #(jesse is his fav humanoid character so far which is again good taste gang (atticus is his overall fav because Dog. he cried at s1e8)) #(also he IMMEDIATELY started headcanoning jesse as as a trans guy and i love how much of the fandom shares that hc) #(on top of the even more popular nb lake headcanon. he said it was weird to see them referred to w she/her after seeing them on my blog) #normally when he asks for art requests i always jokingly request jeb bush to torment him. i forget where that joke started

[diesoonandsuffer]

sami when do the people get to know about roberta/saavik. is it now.

i mean i GUESS but i don't have anything to offer them. so.

maybe you guys can inspire me. okay what if roberta lincoln from 2x26 "assignment: earth" met saavik and they gay kissed. think about it.

#first of all if you guys don't love roberta lincoln. fuck off. #that episode is so fucking weird because it's like. not a star trek episode. #but she's So Good #they were like we will write one (1) good female character and you will never see her again #i think her and saavik could have such an interesting dynamic #roberta who would now be like In Space but still very much new and curious and a little ditzy #saavik definitely judging her at first #but maybe there's forced proximity.....they have to work together..........roberta proves herself to be smart.... #saavik walks up to spock the next day and is like ok. i get it now. #anyway feel free to tell me i'm insane for this. or indulge me. #tos #saavik #roberta #wok #sam's thots

[newtness532]

i knew i shouldn't buy a new book cause now i want to ignore the books im already reading and the ones i was going to read next and read the new one instead

#but she♡ asked me to go to the bookstore together and i ofc said yes and i was already in a bookstore and i found books i liked so i got 1 #also before that i was to another bookstore with other people and one guy asked my opinion on which of 2 books to get and i told him and he #did buy the one i told him and i know he was probably going to buy that one anyway but it felt nice idk #also buying books with people who are also interested in the same books is so good #like were looking together and we comment on the books we know and its just lovely #anyway today was a fuuuuull day #went first for shopping in one place the went for food and shopping in another place then i left them to go to the bookstore and for fries #with her♡ and then i went to a tavern place with the guys from before +2 more guys #it was fun #however i met 4 new people so now i have to worry about how annoying they found me #also yes public transport is good and all but having someone drive you with a car is so much better #anyway thats all for now #jo says stuff #personal ramblings

[astro-inthestars]

HEY WHATS UP GUYS IM ALIVE HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM BACK JESUS CHRIST YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO BE BACK OH MY GOD I CAN SWEAR AGAIN

MY NOTIFS ARE FUCKING CRAZY HOLY SHIT

#rennikorambles #HOLY MOTHERFUKCING PIECE OF SHIT JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCKING STICK #IM BACK IM BACK I HAVE WIFI AND A SIGNAL AND TIMBLR AND DISCORD OHHHHH #thank GOD im back no pun intended because that was a church trip #but to be fair though. it wasnt as bad as i put it up to be #ignoring all the holy lessons and shit? i.. actually had a lot of fun #we were thrown into groups that were part of companies of numbers 1-14 #so i was in company 3 group 3A because there's groups 3A 3B and 3C and every company has these three groups #and there were 14 companies overall and we were a smaller number because of the age group #our age group was 14-15 and the people were older the higher the company number #and your groups shared a room together so my group had 8 people in it and we roomed together for the five days #we were also given companions (thats also a missionary thing) but i thought of it like we were a duo or maybe soulmates like in double life #(cuz im so normal) #and I had a lot of fun with those losers. they were solid. pretty cool #I still did the ''No Friend Challenge'' and for the record I still WON it #i made no new friends those guys are just my 'teammates' #each group had a counselor and each company had an assistant coordinator its pretty cool! #and it was fun ignoring all the preach the god bs! there were pretty good general lessons too and the activites were fun as heck! #i got to sneak my phone in and my group and i enjoyed just playing music and using it as an alarm #overall it wasn't that bad. i didnt get as attached as my brother (he cried several times to my surprise) but i might miss their chaos #but i wont miss those dumbasses for long theyre already spamming my facebook

[southislandwren]

ive been astoundingly Normal at my internship so far so maybe [redacted] just made me act like that :/ i bet it was that damn mustard gas incident

#actually the mustard gas incident happened during my 6th month at [redacted] so i was insane for a good while before that happened #but ive been SOOO normal working on this farm. ive had like 3 minor incidents that i barely remember. thats how normal ive been #ofc i think working 1 on 1 with someone vs. letting an 18yo loose in a factory produces very different results #this is a nature vs nurture issue i think lmao. hopes inability to function vs being inside 12+ hours a day or touching grass 24/7 #i do have a hunch that ill become Abnormal soon bc my aunt revealed some info that has got me Thinking #(apparently my boss is not all the way straight. this info revealed during pride month. girl we have got to go to a pride parade together) #diary post #also have you guys figured out yet that if you block 'diary post' you dont have to see posts like this from me #i am so fukcing sleepy i was going to stay up and play ultra sun but im tired :( cheese day today so ive been up since 5 #but i found up my boss gets up at 3:30 fucking am EVERY DAY #girl the milky way is still RISEN at 3;30 in the summer that is SLEEPING HOURS!!! #kinda want to be like. bestie can i come over at 4am and we can look at the milky way together. i can show you the constellations i know. #ofc that would mean i have to wake up at 3:30am but like. milky way my beloved <3 #or i could sleep at her house (especially now bc her husband is on a fishing trip and it wouldnt be weird it would be like a sleepover) #and then i wouldnt have to drive 10 minutes at the ass crack of dawn. #not even the ass crack of dawn the sun rises at 5:30 she wakes up fully nestled within the ass of night #i cant. i would rather kill myself than wake up at 3:30 every morning for the rest of my life #anyway im tired and i want a cat so at least one of these farm people im working with should give me one of their barn cats. #you dont need 6 cats but i need just one little creature :( #okay great post guys. hit the showers

[scientia-rex]

A lot of younger people have no idea what aging actually looks and feels like, and the reasons behind it. That ignorance is so dangerous. If you don’t want to “be old,” you aren’t talking about a number of years. I have patients in their late 80s who could still handily beat me in a race—one couple still runs marathons together, in their late 80s—and I lost someone who was in her early 60s to COPD last year. What you want is not youth, it is health.

If you want to still be able to enjoy doing things in your 60s and 70s and 80s and even 90s, what you want to do, right now, is quit smoking, get some activity on a regular basis (a couple of walks a week is WAY better for you than nothing; increasing from 1 hour a day of cardio to 1.5 will buy you very little), and eat some plants. That’s it. No magic to it. No secret weird tricks. Don’t poison yourself, move around so your body doesn’t forget how, and eat plants.

If you have trouble moving around now because of mobility limitations, bad news: you still need to move around, not because it’s immoral not to, but because that’s still the best advice we have. I highly recommend looking up the Sit and Be Fit series; it is freely available and has exercises that can be done in a chair, which are suitable for people with limited mobility or poor balance. POTS sufferers, I’m looking at you.

If you have trouble eating plants because of dietary issues (they cause gas, etc.) or just because they’re bitter (super taster with texture issues here!), bad news. You still want to find a way to get some plants into your body on a regular basis. I know. It sucks. The only way I can do it is restaurants—they can make salads taste like food. I can also tolerate some bagged salads. On bad weeks, the OCD with contamination focus gets so bad I just can’t. However, canned beans always seem “safe,” and they taste a bit like candy, so they’re a good fallback.

If you smoke and you have tried quitting a million times and you’re just not ready to, bad news. You still need to quit. Your body needs you to try and keep trying. Your brain needs it, too. Damaging small blood vessels racks up cumulative damage over time that your body can start trying to reverse as soon as you quit. I know it’s insanely, absurdly addictive. You still need to.

You cannot rules lawyer your way past your body’s basic needs. It needs food, sleep, activity, and the absence of poison. Those are both small things and big asks. You cannot sustain a routine based on punishment, so don’t punish your body. Find ways to include these things that are enjoyable and rewarding instead. Experiment. There is no reason not to experiment—you don’t have to know instantly what’s going to work for you and what won’t, you just need to be willing to try things and make changes when things aren’t working for you.

You will still age. Your body will stop making collagen and elastin. Tissues you can see and tissues you can’t see will both sag. Cushioning tissues under your skin will get thinner. You’ll bruise more easily. Skin will tear more easily. Accumulated sun damage will start to show more and more. Joints will begin to show arthritis. Tendons and ligaments will get weaker and get injured more easily, as will muscles. Bones will lose mass and get easier to break. You’ll get tired more easily.

But you know what makes the difference between being dead, or as good as, in your 60s vs your 90s? Activity, plants, and quitting smoking. And don’t do meth. Saw a 58-year-old guy this week who is going to have a heart attack if he doesn’t quit whatever stimulant he’s on. I pretended to believe it was just the cigarettes, and maybe it is, but meth and cocaine will kill you quicker. Stop poisoning yourself.

Baby steps; take it one step at a time; you don’t need to have everything figured out right now. But you do need to be working on figuring things out.

#the attending dr. kristophine

[rivilu]

I've missed this weird little freak so much (it's been like a week)

#overwhelmingly attached to my own oc what's new #so two new facts 4 you that i dont remember sharing about elluin before here? #1. would have freckles if he got adequate sun exposure (his portrait doeth not reflect it because he doesn't most of the time) #2. type of guy that will drop a bonkers sentence on you and not elaborate #daeran being the main victim of this i would imagine #'i like your personality and humor but eh the royal thing we'll have to look past' #or the one that's been rotating in my head nonstop for days #imagine them just sitting on the bed after some random night together and he just goes #'you know maybe celestials aren't ALL no-good holier-than-thou bastards' #dae probably looks at him blankly like 'whatever could have gotten THAT idea in your head' #to have the answer he gets back be 'it's thanks to one of them that you're here' #do you hear me. do you understand #i need to strangle them both and put them in the blender and throw the blender into the sun #oc: elluin

[47-protons]

Not looking forward to tomorrow (< Schrodingers Horrors at work)

#last week at one of our clients houses there was an Accident with the Dosematic #which is a fun little piece of equpiment that takes fertilizer concentrate and doses it out to the proper rate right #blooming and rooting is supposed to be put out at 2Tbs/gallon. inside the dosematic's tank we have it at roughly 1:4 of fertilizer:water #last week. the dosematic tipped over. i am not sure how. I do not usually run at work. I don't need to. i am not good at running #but by god am i good at sprinting. jesus fuck am i good at sprinting. dosematic and its dolly all tipped over. spilling about 3 gallons #of hyper concentrated fertilizer onto the grass #it has been so so long since i've teetered on the edge of an anxiety attack and held myself together by raw force of will #but we did that last week #i think the only other times my hands have been that fucking shakey was when I was getting into my first aid kit #after witnessing a fucking car accident. so that i could stop a guy bleeding from the head. #i am so. so so so worried. that we are going to get there. and ther'es going to be dead grass and dead spiderwort and mexican heather #like. god. plants are so expensive. that would be an easy $250 worth in damages to be replaced if it's dead. that's just the PLANTS that #i know. not the grass. i don't deal in sod and grass seed #i do not want to go to work tomorrow i'm so fucking nervous. #but also last week was a fun adventure in ''my mental health has been steadily declining for 5 days how bad could it be'' #and then i cried four times at work lmao (< previously in my five years of working there. i had only cried three times. all three of which #involved some sort of injury to my person. one of which landed me in the hospital. like VALID reasons to cry y'know) #ANYWAYS. #not looking forwardd to tomorrow peace and love on planet earth.

[illusioninfnty]

day 6 ; dry humping

↠ monkey d. luffy x reader

fandom: one piece word count: 1.1k warnings: nsfw 18+, dual virgins, luffy and reader are inexperienced, jealous!luffy if you squint, takes place a bit after opla season 1 so luffy is aged up

kinktober m.list || read on ao3

“Luffy?” You call for your captain, peeking your head into his quarters. “Is everything okay?”

You noticed that your cheery and optimistic captain had been unusually quiet the past few hours. He never had gone that long without some sort of exclamation or crazy action, and his odd behavior was worrying to you. So when he finally retreated to his room, you decided to follow to see what was up.

“Oh!” Luffy’s eyes widen, as he says your name, clearly surprised to see you. He sends you a smile, but it doesn’t quite reach his eyes. “Yeah! Why wouldn’t I be?” You shrug, going inside and closing the door behind you. You take a seat next to him on his bed. “I don’t know,” you start. “You just seem…distant. You can tell me what's bothering you.”

Luffy sighs, taking off his hat to run a hand through his curls. “I don’t know how to describe it. I feel just so frustrated. But no matter what I do, I can’t get rid of it!”

You were confused too, unsure why Luffy wasn’t able to brush this off like he always did. Until a lightbulb went off. You remember Sanji mentioning urges that men get sometimes, and how they need a woman to fix it.

“It sounds like you might have some tension, you know, down…there.”

Luffy pauses, taking in what you said, before his eyes brighten. “I think you’re right!” he exclaims. “Oh wow, that makes a lot of sense now.” He goes quiet again, a sheepish look spreading across his face. “I don’t know how to get rid of it, though.”

You bite your lip, heat rising to your cheeks. “I think I’m able to help you with it.”

Luffy jumps up and grasps your shoulders. “Alright!” he cheers. He sits back down next to you and looks up at the ceiling, seemingly in thought. “That actually makes a lot of sense. The feeling always gets worse whenever I’m around you. I guess you have to be the one to fix it then, huh?”

“O-oh.” You stutter. Not only did you just discover that your captain (who you may have had a tiny bit of a crush on) was sexually frustrated, but he was like that because of you. A wave of heat rushed down your body.

“Yeah.” You confirm to Luffy, hoping to not seem too excited about this whole situation. “I just have to get on top of you.”

Luffy nods, spreading his legs and leaning back on his forearms, inviting you in. You immediately notice the boner he’s sporting, which makes you heat up even more. You seat yourself right on top of it, causing the two of you to moan harmoniously.

You start to move yourself on top of Luffy, his clothed cock hitting your pussy in the perfect spot. The fabric of your underwear rubs against your clit, causing your wetness to begin to stain it.

You reach your hand down to palm him through his shorts, hoping that you're bringing him pleasure from at least one of two ways. Luffy looks up at you with curious eyes.

“How’d you know to do this?” he asks you.

“I heard Sanji talking about it. He says guys feel like that a lot. Pent up, ‘s what he called it.” He goes quiet for a moment. “Have you done this with him?”

“W-what? No!” Your hands scrunch up in his vest and you swallow hard. “This is actually my first time doing anything like this,” you admit sheepishly, eyes downcast.

Luffy grins. “Yeah, me too!” he says brazenly. “Guess we’ll figure out how to do this together!” He laughs. 

You send a matching grin back as you continue to grind on top of him. You’re practically sopping now, an audible sound happening when you rock back and forth on Luffy. His cock throbs furiously, and you gasp when he grabs your hips.

He starts to rock back onto you, pumping his hips upwards into you. You lean forward as the sensation weakens you, and Luffy buries his face into your neck.

“Feels good…” he mumbles into you. You hum in agreement as you squeeze your eyes shut in pleasure.

You increase your pace, wrapping your arms around Luffy as you both press close against the other, grinding each other uncontrollably. 

Luffy suddenly stills your hips and moves you onto the bed, face down and ass hanging off the edge. You gasp in surprise.

“Want to try this,” he breathes out as he hovers over you. You’re met with him thrusting against you from behind, hips moving wildly as he lets out low groans behind you. Luffy wraps his arms around your midsection, holding you in place.

You’re strung out and helpless as Luffy humps into you, his pulsing cock hitting against your clit. Your wetness has fully soaked your bottoms, and Luffy is able to thrust his cock between your clothed lips with ease.

Your captain moves with reckless abandon, hips jutting against your own. Neither of you can talk past groans and whines. This act feels primal, both of you desperately chasing your release.

His hands on your waist tightens as he humps into you and his groans are loud in your ear. You arch yourself into him, attempting your best to rub yourself against his cock.

He moans out your name into the crook of your neck as his body covers your own. “You feel really great,” he continues, his voice cracking. He moves faster and faster against you, seeking his peak. 

Your hands fist the bedsheet as you bounce back and forth against his thrusts and grinds against your clothed pussy. “Luffy!” you cry out. You can feel his hips start to move out of rhythm and he lets out a final low moan before you feel the stickiness of his cum seep through his shorts and onto your own.

Both of you are panting furiously, tired from your romp. Luffy rolls off of you, collapsing next you on the bed. You turn yourself onto your back and lean towards him, basking in the pleasure you just received.

Luffy turns his head towards you. “I don’t want you to do that with anyone else on the crew.” He says, with more seriousness than you’ve heard from him all night.

“I wouldn’t think of it.” You hesitate to continue as you prepare for disappointment with your next statement. “But—if you want, we can do this again soon. If you’d like to.” You mentally hit yourself in the head for stumbling over your words so embarrassingly.

He sits up, seemingly recovered from his orgasm. “Are you kidding? You don’t even need to ask! ‘Course we are!”

You laugh, wrapping your arms around your captain and giggling into his chest.

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[claypgeon]

PR nightmare | oscar piastri

paring: oscar piastri x singer!reader

summary: y/n is considered a pr nightmare. let’s watch her get into her first relationship.

notes: yet another repost from my old account, i tired to make it exactly the same, enjoy!

— y/n has posted new pictures!

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yoursername: my manger told me to tell you guys that the illuminati is NOT real and i was just joshing around !! 😂👍👍😂

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user1: ugh this is SO BELIEVABLE

user2: | WAS WAITING FOR THIS POST

user3: yeah let's all ignore the "i wrote songs about an f1 driver!!!!"

user4: the pictures 😭

yourmomsuser: pic credits?

yoursername: you're like 60 why do you know what pic credits are ??

user5: the illuminati is totally real 🙄

mclaren: 👀

yourusername: NO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING PLS LOOK AWAY

user6: no offense, but how did you stumble across F2 oscar ???

yourusername: my brother is like a HUGE f1, 2, AND 3 nerd and he always forces me to watch races with him 😣

yourbrothersuser: you literally ask me to tell you when oscar's back on the screen ???

yourusername: okay kill yourself ????

yourbrothersuser: @/yourmomsuser

yourusername: GOD YOU ARE SUCH A SNITCH

ynupdates: y/n and her brother; jacob, were seen at the airport earlier today, she later posted the picture on the right, on her story, confirming that she is in fact traveling. y/n has no shows coming up, and she rarely travels with jacob. thoughts?

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user7: guys guys..the monaco grand prix in literally in two days.

user8: SHES GOING TO THE GRAND PRIX. I KNOW IT.

user9: why's her brother kinda ??

user10: you can't even see his face 😭😭 ??

user9: I CAN JUST TELL

user11: everyone saying she's going to the grand prix are like getting my hopes up ???????

user12: WATCH HER GO SOMEWHERE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT 😭

user13: okay guys..but we never talked about what songs could be about oscar

user14: IVE DONE SO MUCH THINK ABOUT THIS!!!

user13: GIRL PLEASE TELL

user14: OKAY OKAY!! one that REALLY stands out to me is "my love mine all mine" because, we all know y/n has never had a boyfriend before, SO when she writes love songs, obviously people speculate that she's in a relationship

user14: WHEN SHE WAS ASKED ABOUT THE INSPIRATION FOR "my love mine all mine" she said "i sadly do not have a boyfriend yet. but there is someone i've had my eye on for some time." SHE COULD HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT OSCAR AND WE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

user15: istg if y/n doesn't show up in the paddock tomorrow, i will throw a fit.

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yourusername: i could tell you where i am and what im doing, but its funny reading the theories

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user15: are you going to a secret illuminati meeting user16: pls y/n pls just tell us

user17: this is cruel AND YOU KNOW IT

user18: pls lord, let y/n go to the monaco grand prix🙏🙏

user19: there's no way she ISNT going to the grand prix, i mean she's with her brother, and he's literally like the biggest f1 fan ever?? why else would they be traveling together

user20: maybe they're traveling together because they're siblings😭😭 ?? it doesn't have to connect to f1

yourbrothersuser: y/n pls put the phone down. i need a good nights rest for tomorrow.

user21: TOMORROW ???? IS ??? THE ???? GRAND ??? PRIX ??? ARE ???? YOU ??? GUYS ???? GOING ????

ynupdates: it seems like the rumors are true! y/n and jacob are currently at the grand prix!

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user 22: 1 FUCKING KNEW IT

user23: everyone knew it...

user24: WHOO CAREEESSS oscar and y/n interaction WHEN ???

user25: ugh i NEED grid x y/n interactions RN

user26: y/n this, oscar that. WHAT I NEED IS TO SEE Y/NS BROTHER MEET MAX

user27: omg can you imagine how happy he is rn

— mclaren has posted new photos!

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mclaren: monaco was a dream! thank you y/n for joining us view comments below!

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user28: 1 SHOULVE BEEN THERE. I COULDVE METY/N. THAT SHOULDVE BEEN ME.

yourusername: thank you for having me🧡

user29: okay now make oscar and y/n kiss

yourbrothersuser: thank you for making my dream come true 🙏🙏

redbullracing: @/yourusername our garage next

yourusername: i think @/yourbrothersuser would enjoy that more then i ever could

redbullracing: he's always welcome to join 💙

yourbrothersuser: AHHHHHH OMG OMG

user30: okay now more grid x y/n content

user31: the way this became like a meet and greet for y/n was INSANE

user32: who would've thought there would be so many y/n fans at a F1 race ???

user33: everyone's a y/n l/n fan.

— y/n has posted new photos!

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yourusername: do you think he'll try weed with me now that he's my boyfriend?

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user34: EXCUSE ME BOYFRIEND ????

user35: OMG Y/N GOT HER FIRST BOYFRIEND!! АННННН

user36: OSCAR AND Y/N ??? HELL YEAH

user37: okay let's just pretend that doesn't say what it says 😭

yourmanger: y/n please change that caption.

yourusername: i don't know how ☹️

user38: WHO CARES ABOUT THE CAPTION!!! Y/N AND OSCAR SHIPPERS RISE

mclaren: in case that caption isn't a joke, y/n please refrain from getting our drivers high.

yourusername: YOU GUYS ARE NO FUN E

user39: i love how public y/n is. like she genuinely acts like she doesn't have millions of followers

oscarpiastri: love i already told you, we cant get high.

yourusername: YOU WOULD IF YOU LOVED ME.

maxverstappen1: i'll get high with you y/n 🙋‍♂️

redbullracing: no you will not.

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