#these dumbasses i swear

[angelicfangirl]

Reading through my own notes and finding entire scenes I’d written and completely forgotten about? It’s more likely than you think. 

I wonder if I will ever be able to write more of that pirate AU of Arcann and Calli.....

#angel writes stuff #they're being so fucking cute WHY CANT THESE SCENES FIT RIGHT NOW #these dumbasses i swear

[askmarvelanything]

BONUS THING

#sam wilson #bucky barnes #these dumbasses i swear #rip that bucky ayy part 2 #bonus #digital art #marvel #tfawts #mcu

[distantsonata]

#i swear to god she's on the spectrum #aerith #aerith gainsborough #question! #question #aerith question #aerith question gif #aerith hand up #aerith hand #yeah I KNOW people are gonna search for these eventually lmao #ARE THERE ANY MORE MOMENTS LIKE THIS IN THE GAME? I haven't played it I only know of these two #any more 'question!' moments with her? #gif #gifs #my gifs #ff7 #ff7 rebirth #does that make me a dumbass

[lotus-pear]

what do you call this specific flavor of dynamic

#and why do i fucking love it sm. #dumbass coworkers? toxic bffs? bastard x likes the bastard and is mad about it? insufferable husbands? #they're both besties but i can't prove it!!!! i swear they're like the besties ever i promise #same characters different font tbh. asigiri and gege working together to make the funniest duos in their respective series #auuughhh i love tired perfectionist blonds who wear glasses and are absolutely fucking done with their one specific coworker #jjk #bsd

[ghoulshima]

my takeaway from the trailers so far

#obsessed #i swear the quality wasn’t ass until i exported it #but i did also make this in 3 minutes on my phone while waiting for the bus so #zelda #tloz #breath of the wild #spirit tracks #botw #botw 2 #botw2 #breath of the wild 2 #twilight Princess #tears of the kingdom #totk #the legend of Zelda #legend of zelda #edit: skyward sword LMAO i’m a dumbass

[nightgoodomens]

Soooooo are we doing bets?

Because my bet is that Michael will say it was the only take because they practiced before 😂

Or we are at least getting a little “bitch please” look when asked how it was kissing David for the first time

“Who says it was the first time?”

#he will unleash the devil #I swear #it’s gonna happen #Michael sheen #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

I think Danny Phantom fandom is absolutely sleeping on the sheer dumb bulshittery Danny, Sam and Tucker generate on the regular and it’s a fucking shame. Like, the three of them have exactly one (1) single braincell between them, and the only one to use it at least semi-regularly is Jazz. You literally can’t leave them for five minutes without them stumbling into some new bullshit every single time. Granted, a lot of times bullshit finds them first instead of the other way around, but by god will they make the situation worse. They run into the situations with the same reckless abandon the cockchafers fly into any solid obstacle in their way, and you’d think that at least one of them will be the voice of reason, and you’d be dead wrong.

Danny? He thought pranking a murder happy millionaire with a vindictive streak the size of Grand Canyon was a great idea. And then, like a moron, he decided to use equally murder happy government agency with a huge prejudice against ghosts and a vendetta against him, personally. Absolutely nothing that could go wrong with that, obviously!

(spoiler alert, things did go very wrong very fast)

Tucker? A valid choice at the first glance, except he is always down to commit crimes for either his friends or just for funsies. Remember that time he ran an obviously illegal babysitting scam business? Or that time when he brainwashed and then dimensionally displaced the whole school into Ancient Egypt setting? Another notable instances of Tucker being a menace, in no particular order: organised o pro-meat protest in a few hours, tried to shoot a ghost with his phone as a projectile (and succeeded), sold Sam out to a ghost out of sheer pettiness, gave Skulker an alarm-induced ptsd, almost killed Danny that one time (don’t worry, Danny was fine) and in general committed to being bullshit-enabling gremlin.

Now Sam would seem the most grounded and reasonable out of three of them, but it is what SHE wants you to believe. She is just as, if not more, unhinged as the boys, she just hides it better. Remember that time she trashed the castle and antagonised a few dozen of armed guards, while having no back up, no weapons, no allies and while being in some shithole in the Ghost Zone? And then basically told a tyrannical asshole with op dragon powers “fuck you and your entire kingdom” in the face? And then rode another dragon who put said asshole through a wall? Good times.

They all seem like perfectly reasonable people at the first glance, and then Tucker and Danny would dare each other to lick that weird glowing green rock, and Sam would roll her eyes and groan about how stupid boys are, and then Tucker would dare her to lick that glowing rock too, and Danny will say, “Come on, Tuck, it’s okay if she’s too afraid to do it-”, and yes, Sam and her mother have many disagreements on a lot of things, but both her mother AND Granny did not raise a fucking bitch, move over, Tucker, or so help her the spirit of Pandora-

They all end up absolutely miserable in ecto-containment units sick as hell with ecto-flu and on all questions answer that no, they don’t know how this happened, maybe it was ghost attack last week, they did get blasted by that green goo, after all, but really, they have absolutely no idea, honest. Jazz suspects something, but she also has no proof and therefore can’t prove anything. In the end, it was one of the worst weeks in their life and they all ended up swearing to not do it ever again.

(they do end up doing it again two months later)

#phandom is SLEEPING on the sheer comedic potential of those three committing crimes together I swear to god!!!! #like I do understand that this fandom loves it’s angst and all #and sam danny & tucker in the same scene together will more often than not end up in stand up comedy instead of angst #but god #GOD DO I WISH THERE WAS MORE OF THOSE THREE BEING DUMBASSES TOGETHER #like imagine them doing idk a heist together or smth #the panic the destruction the potential for reality defying bullshit #the ABSOLUTELY committed eco-terrorism off screen I know I was there #Sam was there bcs of obvious reasons and ended up organising an uprising #tucker was there bcs he’s always ready to commit crimes and stick it to the government #danny was there as moral support only and ended up on wanted lists of at least 7 countries #sam manson #tucker foley #danny fenton #danny phantom

[rosiethedragongeek]

Dragon riders, dragon academy, dragon flight club, dragon hunters, dragon trappers, dragon's edge, dragon eye, dragon flyers, dragon fly, dragon blade, dragon flower, dragon root, dragon conquerer, dragon master, dragon trainer, dragon eye lens, dragon manual, dragon island, dragon this, dragon that, Hiccup and the HTTYD writers need to find a more creative way to name things lol

#he's a dumbass #i swear he's actually very creative #just not when he's naming stuff #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #hiccup haddock #hiccup #how to train your dragon #riders of berk #defenders of berk #race to the edge #how to train your dragon 2 #httyd #rob #dob #rtte #httyd 2 #rosie's httyd brainrot

[suckywuckyy]

BARKBARKWOOFGRR

THE FUCKING TRAILER GOT ME MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOBE THESE LIL’ SKRUNGLY BITCHES😭😭😭

listen, theres nothing straight about these guys; so hear me out. bowser and luigi become canon, bowser becomes good guy, yadada fanfic shit, and of course theyre a lil happy couple 

manifesting it, please lord. i love these fuckers 🙏🙏 mwamwamwamwa

#Bowuigi #bowserxluigi #bowser x luigi #luigi #bowser #mario movie #super mario #gay #dumbass little fuckers #marry me bowser please #i swear ill be good #luigi you too pls #skrungly

[vanillayoteart]

Forgive me while I continue my playthrough of the Trans Furry Identity post-game DLC

#Furry #therian #swear to fuck i dont know anymore #I know how I feel but that proves nothing #Is there a way to prove a belief? #somebody take this poor dumbasses paw (mine) and guide me #doodles

[squintern-supremacy]

do u ever think abt how sweets tried to publish his Booth/Brennan fanfiction cuz I do 

#He even disregards canon like a true fanfic author! #THIS POST IS /J I SWEAR #bones tv #lance sweets #dumbass posts

[starwhipnspin]

please tell me why lloyd looks so funny when he does this face specifically

#starsdoodles #starsfanarts #starsfanarts: ninjago #ninjago #lloyd ninjago #lloyd garmadon #i swear every time he does it i start giggling like a dumbass #its just so #theres no thoughts between those eyes #he has lost his last braincell

[bluheaven-adw]

From the stream!

#sorry to a certain dumbass for subjecting you to whatever the fuck that was #lol 😂 😭 #I swear I don't sing quite that bad #but nerves got to me 😭😭😭 #also my throat was dry as fuck... I went through 3 glasses of water wtf #trollhunters #tales of arcadia #toa #jim lake jr #toa trollhunters #trollhunters tales of arcadia #toa wizards #trollhunters toa #jim sketch

[incorrect-prema]

Frederik: You kidnapped Théo? That’s illegal!

Ollie: But Fred, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Théo, or destroying your chance to be the champion?

Frederik: Kidnapping Théo, Ollie!!!

#Ollie's just trying to help i swear #(to avoid misunderstandings I love Théo too and I wish all 3 of these dumbasses could be champs at the same time they all deserve it) #ollie bearman #oliver bearman #frederik vesti #theo pourchaire #incorrect prema #prema racing #incorrect quotes #prema 2023

[magbyfromspace]

I know that a lot of us in the ofmd fandom are so excited and just taken by the fact that Stede wrote a whole ass letter for Ed so he could read it some day and understand how Stede loves him and cherishes him and that's sweet and all but... can Ed even read?

Like, it's not a joke question.

We know that he comes from a poor family, one that could not afford nice things, they weren't "this kind of people". He ran and most probably began his life as a pirate as a young adult at latest. We know that he can count and play the piano so he probably had some education but we never see him reading. He only ever skims through books or looks at the pictures inside them (ex. one about himself). Ed MARVELS at the fact that Stede has read all the books he had in his little library for crying out loud!

There is one more scene where we see Ed theoretically read. When he signs the Act of Grace. But does he actually read it? No! The only thing he says is:

Nothing whatsoever about what is actually written, just how it looks. In addition, how does he sign it you may ask? With an X.

The way in which people who can't write and/or read tend to sign themselves.

So tldr; Stede wrote a letter Ed probably won't be able to read because he CAN'T and we have to struggle with sad gays™ once more (unless Jim can read in both Spanish and English or idk Izzy can read somehow).

Fuck.

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd stede #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #blackbeard #ed teach #gentlebeard #dumbasses #both of them #i swear #although here its mainly stede #he likes to turn off his brain for long periods of time #i haven't seen anyone else talking about it so here ya go

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

I would've laugh that poster...😚😂

#valentines day just a fews days #well i don't see any problem with that ship #BIG SHOUT OUT TO KONGZILLA FANS!!! 😅 #godzilla #kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla x kong #monsterverse #ALSO THE TRAILER IS ON VALENTINES DAY THAT'S WHY!! #There's a leak about that Godzilla gets dragged into the Hollow Earth for being a fucking dumbass I swear #if I ever watch the second GxK trailer I'll be laughing my ass off #GOOD LUCK FOR THAT!