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incorrect-prema · 7 days
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Arthur: *Turns on the kitchen light*
Ollie: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*
Arthur: It’s four in the morning.
Ollie: Turn the light back off.
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incorrect-prema · 2 months
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Charles, near tears: Please, Ollie, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
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incorrect-prema · 2 months
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Charles: You know me, Ollie, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Ollie: What?
Charles: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
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incorrect-prema · 4 months
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Dino: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Arvid.
Gabriele: You just said it again.
Arvid:
Dino: I am not a role model.
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incorrect-prema · 4 months
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*after discussing a plan*
Ollie: Does anyone have any questions?
Kimi: Is this legal?
Ollie: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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incorrect-prema · 5 months
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Oscar: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Fred: It was me...
Oscar: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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incorrect-prema · 6 months
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Oscar: Rob, why are you crying?
Rob: This book is so sad!!
Oscar, picking it up: But this is my diary-
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incorrect-prema · 7 months
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Ollie: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?
Paul: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
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incorrect-prema · 8 months
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Frederik: You kidnapped Théo? That’s illegal!
Ollie: But Fred, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Théo, or destroying your chance to be the champion?
Frederik: Kidnapping Théo, Ollie!!!
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incorrect-prema · 8 months
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Dino: You're pathetic!
Paul: You're pathetic-er!
Zak: You're both losers.
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incorrect-prema · 8 months
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Lorenzo & Kimi: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Lorenzo: We need an adult!
Kimi: Lorenzo, you are an adult!
Lorenzo: We need an adultier adult! Get Rafael!
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incorrect-prema · 8 months
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Antonio: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Pierre: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!
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incorrect-prema · 9 months
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Jak: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Ollie: But are you shuffling?
Jak: Everyday.
Arthur: What language are you two speaking??
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incorrect-prema · 9 months
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Frederik: Oscar doesn’t look very happy.
Logan: That's his happy. He's just a bitch.
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incorrect-prema · 9 months
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Jehan: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Dennis: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
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incorrect-prema · 9 months
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Marcus: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
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incorrect-prema · 9 months
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Ollie: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Fred: You sleep with a teddybear.
Ollie: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
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