#there’s the door

[lesservillain]

Listen, I’m not gonna do this. Bait me all you want but I’m not playing these games with y’all. Idk if this is Autumn, or Blue, or someone else, but regardless I’m not as bored as y’all so please move on. End of discussion.

#THERE’S THE DOOR

[transprincecaspian]

to the anon who told me that my trans characters are problematic … good, lmao !!!!!

that’s kind of the whole point of the characters that I write. They’re flawed. They’re bad people. Given that there is an increasing lack of critical thinking and understanding of nuance in society today … yeah sorry you think my trans men based off of my own experiences are problematic. they’re supposed to be. human beings by nature are problematic.

I refuse to sanitize my fiction to appeal to the moral masses. I am not comforted by relatability and unwavering righteousness. when everything is an idol and a beacon of goodness how am I supposed to be able to look at myself in my wretchedness and be happy. and be satisfied. I find comfort in the very human way that my characters interact with the world. Other people have too.

In short: eat shit

#sorry this isn’t my usual vibe #had to stop being silly for a moment #and be serious #because it isn’t a fucking joke #my characters are not problematic for being trans men who do imperfect things #I am not the poster boy for trans men #nobody should be #stop trying to moralize my human experience #stop trying to fit me into a box or a mold which you find acceptable #I will be kind and cruel and lovely and wretched in turn #if you don’t like my characters simply do not engage #there’s the door #hghghhh #sorry everybody #text post #casposting #queer talk #trans talk #also the blog is called TRANSprincecaspian what the fuck is anyone expecting

[palavapeite]

Here’s my hot take, getting smug about any type of online wank on my dash will get you blocked no matter which side of it you’re on. Idc what the wank is. You’re insufferable.

#you brought wank into my house #there’s the door

[ittydoor]

Just so we’re clear, I would paint the room black.

Because slayer would want a black room.

#and anyone who wouldn’t… #🫵👉🚪 #there’s the door #bam margera #viva la bam #jackass

[incorrectsnkships]

Armin hate is soo forced

bro if anyone fucking hates armin leave rn i hate it when they call him useless or a crybaby or weak

mans is a master manipulator and jesus christ he’s such a strong boy. he’s been through so much shit and yet people have the audacity to call his character unnecessary

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #eryx responds #armin arlert #we stan and support armin here and if you don’t like it you can leave #there’s the door

[phantomrose96]

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

#Chrissy speaks #MY DOOR???

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

#dan and phil fanfiction changed me #come into my lady door #and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad” #i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays #do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now #dan and phil #dnp #phan

[rainboas]

my upstairs neighbor is so loud and annoying and all he does is yell and play video games but right now he's explaining the civil war and like the entire history of slavery and the prison industrial complex to some guy in overwatch voice chat so

#i left a nice little note on his door the other night askimg him to keep it down and i think its gotten better

[podcastwizard]

because here's the thing here's the thing the question was not "would you be more surprised to run into a fairy or a walrus" the question was "would you be more surprised to find a fairy or a walrus AT YOUR DOOR" and while no, i do not believe in fairies and would be surprised to know they EXIST i would NOT be surprised to find one at my door. HOWEVER, if a WALRUS shows up at my door i have to contend with the fact that a walrus somehow made it to my apartment specifically and knocked on my door for god knows what reason. i would be more surprised to know that a fairy EXISTS, of course, but NOT that they're at my door, do you get me?

#am i reading too much into the question YES #but like someone else said there is narrative precedence for a fairy at your door #SHOULD a fairy exist #like if a fairy shows up at my door i've got bigger problems you know

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art #like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy #meme art #things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack #maybe #has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet #also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc) #also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory #i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings #fairy walrus #dragon draws creatures

[thatsbelievable]

#What to do if There’s a Witch at Your Door #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #witch #witches #go witches! #unreality #tea

[catmask]

i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'

#txt #and then walked out the door. love him <3 #scratchpost

[warmpeachxo]

Just because you have an opinion it doesn’t mean I share that or that you’re right

Your toxicity is showing

You take so much joy in purposely making me miserable

#there’s the door #mine

[deziderium]

Wishing all my Jewish mutuals & followers a Happy Passover & Free Palestine.

#if that combination upsets you #there’s the door

[meowydoe]

”Never ignore your gut feelings!” my gut feelings tell me that Freddy Fazbear is outside of my door at night

#do i know that the fictional animatronic freddy fazbear is 100% Not at my door? yes. #am i gonna open the door? hell no #daisy yip yaps #im not even scared of freddy im scared of bonnie

[yesokayiknow]

i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat

#doctor who #the doctor #fifteen #he shows up at the noble house next day with a bunch of cat toys and 14 explains that he was just picking up food for next door #and 15's like ah. well. the thing is. i thought if you only had one cat they'd be lonely so. and pulls out a kitten #rose after 15 leaves: is this an alien cat #14: 100% yeah. don't tell donna that bit