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send in different ships so i can fill this in!!

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #eruri #levihan #mobuhan #pikuhan #aruani #aruannie #jearmin #mikahisu #yumihisu #mikannie #erejean #eremin #jeanmarco #character asks

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trigger warning: mentions of rape

just a reminder to everyone that today, april 24th, is 'national rape day'. whether it is a joke or not please stay safe.

girls, don't go out by urself (or without protection) on April 24th. boys have decided to make that day national rape day. stay safe and please don't go out without protect or a lot of people with u and stay together

remember, one punch to the nose and one to the stomach is all you need to stun, after that, aim to hit the side of the head because that hurts the most. after, stomp on the dick. if you can’t punch use your elbows

please reblog this

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#stay safe #please read #important

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Armin Jean

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #gay #jearmin #jean x armin #jean kirstein x armin arlert #armin arlert #jean kirchstein

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Pieck: I’m… with child

Hange: w- what?!

Pieck: it’s yours

Hange: how could we be so foolish?!

Erwin: wait Pieck, you’re pregnant?

Hange: no you twat we’re reciting a play

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #gay #pikuhan #pieck x hange #pieck finger x hange zoe #pieck finger #hange zoe #erwin smith

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Armin, holding his newborn daughter for the first time: I’m a papa! Eren: I’m a daddy! Carla: I’m a grandma! Mikasa: I’m an auntie! Sasha: I’m gonna go get that ice cream cake I left in the car.

sasha would try and feed it to the fucking baby oh my god

armin would be crying his eyes out looking at his baby and all of a sudden he just sees this hand holding a spoon of ice cream being stuck in his face

#incorrectsnkships #eryx responds #eremin #sasha braus #mikasasha #mikasa ackerman #eren yeager #armin arlert #carla yeager #eren x armin #eren yeager x armin arlert

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The mental image of Levi with a baby strapped to his back while he's doing chores is 🥵 Maybe more than one baby so he looks like a grumpy mama possum.

i am very tired rn and running on one (1) bowl of cereal but god damn is dad levi one of the hottest things in the world (forgive any typos i am in so much pain)

young, single dad levi + me = incoherent screams

i am an absolute fucking sucker for single parent levi, bonus points if he had the kid at a young age, too.

just. him. holding his newborn and bouncing her (levi is a girl dad fucking fight me) up and down when she starts to grizzle is so cute. he’s so scared because what if he isn’t good enough and what if she’ll be better off with someone else? but no, he couldn’t do that. she didn’t ask to be born, so it’s his responsibility to make her life as happy as possible.

and he takes her to nursery and all of the other parents just silently judging him at drop off and pick up time because he must be the youngest one there judging by his face and his attitude nd his clothing and his style. they think he’s probably still a child himself, mentally, but when i tell you that he is a good dad anon, you best fucking believe it.

the shit he does for his kid. he’d go to the edge of the planet just for her. if nobody at school was taking her seriously or if she ever got bullied but nobody tried to stop it, i know for a fact that he’d be at his kid’s school in a heartbeat trying to sort things out.

they didn’t take him seriously at first, either, because, “mr ackerman, you’re barely twenty one yourself, i’m sure our grown, mature teachers know what they’re doing,” and that makes his blood absolutely boil. sure, he may be a kid with a kid, but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t a parent, and being a parent means looking out for your child, putting them first, and doing things in their best interest.

the bullying doesn’t stop. levi’s had countless meetings at the school, so many that if he were to tally them all up, he’d be counting on both hands more than once. levi tends to lose his cool in said meetings, which has, unfortunately, meant that rumours have spread of levi being the “irresponsible, neglectful and careless dad,” which his kid has suffered as a result of. not in any legal consequences, more like teasing from other children. nasty stuff, kids can be cruel.

it gets too much. levi switches his kid’s school, and also puts in a complaint about her previous school, too. she’s five, school is meant to be fun, not hell. the realisation hit when he went over all the times when he’d try and dress his kid for school, try and get her to go but she just wouldn’t because she’d come home crying anyway, so what’s the point, right? the trouble is, levi has a hard time saying no, so this meant a lot of phone calls to school saying “oh, she has a fever,” “she has a stomach bug and won’t be in,” “she was up all night and now she’s paying for it, poor thing.”

obviously, levi had to be careful, otherwise it would turn legal.

l: baby come on. please, you have to

k: lol no

l: i’ll actually get in trouble pls go

k: bitch come at me

l: fine fuck u i’ll call the school and let them know you won’t be there ur going tomorrow tho

but the new school, oh, the new school. it was wonderful. the staff were so considerate, so kind and gentle with the children. they didn’t judge levi, but respected him very highly, and took their hat off to him for being able to raise a child whilst raising himself.

levi came across the term “gentle parenting” whilst aimlessly scrolling one day, seeing the posts that old friends from high school made - out having fun, clubbing, graduating, while he’s renting out a shitty two bedroom apartment with, practically, a toddler. but he wouldn’t have it any other way. anyway, he came across this title/style thing, and figured “huh, this must be me,” but gagged at some of the posts under the tag.

all millennial couples in their late thirties posting their yucky gender reveals and yucky baby showers and yucky kids with yucky names, commenting yucky things like, “my little bravey baby boy had an ouchy, broke my heart to see him in such a state! he’s so strong!” and realised that, okay, maybe this wasn’t him after all. not that type of gentle parenting, anyway.

levi liked to swear. a lot. but never in front of his kid. well, sometimes. he would curse when some fucker blocked off his right of way whilst driving, and would mutter “shitshitshit fuckfuckfuckfuck” under his breath whenever he’d hurt himself. sometimes, if he thought it wouldn’t do any harm, he’d swear to his kid. things like, “you’re a little shit, huh?” after his kid came up to him and blew a raspberry right in his face, but always followed it up with, “don’t say what i just did. it’s bad. don’t be like your dad, okay?” just to ensure that his bad habits aren’t rubbing off on her. and to cover his own tracks. technically it’s not his fault if she swears at school if he told her not to do it.

except one time when she did swear at school, and the teacher called home to inform levi. this school, the new school, was much more supportive. didn’t punish their younger years for cursing.

t: mr ackerman?

l: what’s wrong? is my kid alright?

t: yes, yes! she’s perfectly fine. however, i’m just calling to let you know that she did swear at another child earlier

l: oh really

t: yes, she did say the f and the s word, so i was just wondering if she might’ve picked it up from anywhere?

l, exaggerating: wha- well, i can assure you mrs roberts, she definitely has not got that from me, i am definitely going to be having a strong word with her when i pick her up!

the said word: “don’t cuss at school, ‘kay? i know dad does but maybe when you’re older.”

one night, levi tosses and turns in bed, can’t sleep. remembers when his baby became his. how little her hands and feet were, ten tiny fingers and ten tiny toes which were his to look after. the blanket, which he kept, smelt like her, and the matching crocheted boots laid in his dresser drawer. he missed it. it made him think, it made him realise - he wants another baby. it couldn’t hurt, could it? to have another lil one.

but he couldn’t, really, could he. no partner. he’d be denied for adoption straight away, wouldn’t even get remotely considered. he’d just have to wait a little longer, ‘is all.

when levi turns twenty five and his kid is eight, they move out and stop renting the “apartment.” levi had worked many jobs over the years, multiple at once, even took his kid to work with him the majority of the time, just to be able to put money away for new opportunities like these, if his kid ever wanted to go to university and further her education. they buy a real house this time, a proper one, with more than three rooms.

when she grows up a little bit and gets older and starts to develop her own mind, thoughts, and opinions, levi gets a little sad. the day she turned 11 he swore it only felt like yesterday that he was bringing her home from the hospital, to their home and to her crib.

the day she goes to big school, levi cried after seeing her off. it wasn’t fair. when did she get so big again? was he watching?

the time flies like there’s no tomorrow. before he, and his kid, knew it, it was finals week. then, college, then, the decision of what she should study in university. levi wants whatever she wants. their bond only becomes closer, they act like friends rather than a parent and a child.

k: what would you do if i came home pregnant one day

l: kick you out

k: you’re one to talk

l: don’t talk to your father that way

k: hange says you were quite the man hoe back in the day

l: okay, “the day,” that you’re on about, was sixteen years ago, alright, and never listen to hange, just don’t

k: sixteen or sixty?

l: you are an asshole

his child grew up so quick. and if he had the chance to redo it all, he would, just so he could relive it again. he says he hates children, but no, he couldn’t really, and he doesn’t, he thinks about having more every day. dad levi = panty dropper. there, i said it.

i love dad levi so much i’m contemplating rn if i should write a fic about this (after the jearmin exchange ofc) because i just cant get enough of this material. if you have any dad levi fics, please share them!

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #levi ackerman #dad levi #dilfs tbf #eryx responds #levi being a dad #sort of dodged the question on this one #it was very self indulgent

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Nile: Excuse me for being the only married man in a room full of horny toads who sit around all night just making googly eyes at each other! Levi: *looks at Erwin* Ymir: *looks at Historia* Jean: *looks at Mikasa* Mikasa: *looks at Eren* Eren: *looks at Armin* Armin: *looks at Annie* Annie: *looks at a donut with frosted-on eyes*

the amount of times nile has said “get a room” is crazy, mike too

mike bullies eruri to make them paranoid because one time he told them that he heard them sleeping together (he didn’t that was a complete lie) just to watch them squirm and try to be more discreet whereas trying to be more subtle just makes it more obvious

he also picks on annie by asking her why she eats donuts all the time and she hit him. he never asked again.

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #gay #eruri #yumihisu #eremin #annie leonhart #jeankasa #bless annies lil heart #nile dok

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Levi Hange

#could also work for mobuhan #incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #gay #levi ackerman #hange zoe #levihan #levi x hange #levi ackerman x hange zoe #hange uses they/them pronouns #adhd

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Eren: I will fight the next person who insults my boyfriend! Armin: I’m a sentient piece of garbage. Eren: Alright, my beautiful flower, square up.

heheh yes they’d play fight all the time

he’d do it to make armin feel better and to forget but they always do anyway because eren likes to press on his buttons

eren would always wwe launch armin onto the bed and smack him with pillows and they’d fight and scream and laugh and push each other

until eren breaks the lamp his mother gave them

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #gay #eremin #eren x armin #eren yeager x armin arlert #armin arlert #eren yeager #wwe superstars

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it’s two am but i’m feeling fucking emotional as shit right now i fucking love attack on titan so much i wish i could forget all my knowledge and all my love for it just so i can rewatch it and have a fresh start and relearn everything and experience those moments of confusion where i don’t know what’s quite going on but then realising half a second later again and go back to the time when i just started watching it when i thought that levi was the main character and then being pissed because where the fuck is levi yknow? where’s levi and that shitty blond dude who shags him? why have they appeared so late in the show, huh? what were they doing? being gay for each other??

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #eruri #i genuinely thought that levi was the main character #i was so pissed when i found out he’s not #but he will be in my heart #now i’m sad again #levi ackerman #erwin smith

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acwnr Levi about Isabel

Erwin

#i apologise to desktop users #the layout on here is ass #incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #gay #eruri #erwin x levi #levi ackerman x erwin smith #levi ackerman #erwin smith #levi uses he/they pronouns #levi + isabel #isabel magnolia #a choice with no regrets #also i feel the need to say that im not homophobic im literally gay

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Erwin Levi

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #gay #eruri #erwin x levi #levi ackerman x erwin smith #levi ackerman #erwin smith #levi uses he/they pronouns #incorrectsnkships does diy

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Jean: let’s watch Tarzan

Armin: sure!

Jean: and make out during the scary parts

Armin:

Armin: the scary parts

Armin: of Tarzan

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #gay #jearmin #jearmin rise jearmin pride #jean x armin #jean kirstein x armin arlert #armin arlert #jean kirschtien

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so i did this

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #aot characters #eren yeager #mikasa ackerman #armin arlert #jean kirstein #historia reiss #ymir #sasha braus #connie springer #annie leonhart #bertholdt hoover #reiner braun #hange zoe #miche #levi ackerman #erwin smith #nile dok #hitch dreyse #marlo #kenny ackerman #hannes #zeke yeager #pieck finger #porco galliard #colt grice

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Ymir Historia

#incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #wlw #yumihisu #yumikuri #ymir x historia #ymir x christa #ymiruh! >:( #krista :D #historia reiss x ymir #historia reiss #ymir freckles

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Sasha: God, I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Historia: That’s like the third time today. Are you okay? Sasha: Oh, Mikasa freaked out when I told her I never drink water so now she’s making me drink eight glasses a day. But like, there’s water in soda. There’s water in coffee. There’s little pools of water in pizza.

that last part is so gross i love it

mikasa would bully sasha so much by talking about her piss and sasha would cry because she’d say such horrible stuff about her piss

m: if you don’t drink water your piss will stink so fucking bad

s: stop it

m: it’ll look like literal orange juice

s: i-

m: piss is supposed to be clear

s: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT GIVE ME THE BOTTLE

#probably tmi #but idc #incorrectsnkships #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #mikasasha #mikasa x sasha #mikasa ackerman x sasha braus #mikasa ackerman #sasha braus #eryx responds