#there’s a tv timeout

[coffee-at-annies]

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #boys pls #I’m begging you #there’s a tv timeout #plssssssss

[bluepines]

I hate whenever the backup goalies are separated from the bench

#how are jars and ned and tags supposed to laugh with each other during TV timeouts? #pens lb

[love-belle]

today and tomorrow and every day after that !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them pretending as if they haven't already made it till forever.

or

for when it'll be them today, tomorrow and then a day after that. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // max verstappen x fem!reader

prequel - i should hate you ⋆·˚ ༘ *

warnings - language

author's note - it's 3am and im tired. thank u and i hope u like it <3

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yourusername his big wet eyes and loser personality have captivated me

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danielricciardo i better be the godfather of your vaginal demons

-> yourusername pls take back ur bf heidiberger_

-> heidiberger_ timeout. NOW.

-> maxverstappen1 why only HER vaginal demons. i helped too

-> danielricciardo yeah for like 2 seconds

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-> yourusername oh god

-> username "i helped too" LMFAOAOAOAN WTF

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-> maxverstappen1 that's not my name and you know it

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username who needs reality tv when u have this comments section

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username don't post me unless the caption is "his big wet eyes and loser personality have captivated me"

maxverstappen1 i don't have a loser personality

-> yourusername u wear skinny jeans

-> username gagged him

-> username no bc they need to GO

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-> danielricciardo GIRL

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lilymhe run away with me

-> yourusername absolutely

-> maxverstappen1 aren't you MY wife

-> lilymhe divorce exists

-> yourusername she has a point

username im paralysed like WHAT DO U MEAN THEY'RE MARRIED

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maxverstappen1 something about how i'd marry you with paper rings and in this case, a string (or $1 rings from vending machine)

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maxverstappen1 i did not write the caption

-> maxverstappen1 y/n wrote this caption

-> yourusername i did not write this caption

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username she can spit on me

-> username she can ruin me actually

username nah ur not ginna distract us w this post WE NEED ANSWERS

-> username FRRRR LIKE WDYM UR HER HUSBAND

username pretty people (max and y/n) ruining it for the others (me)

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charles_leclerc i have heard you sing that little song to yourself. you wrote this caption.

-> maxverstappen1 i hope you like my rear

-> yourusername no bc he actually does

-> charles_leclerc i mean...

-> maxverstappen1 are we about to kiss right now?

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username max it's ok to love ur wife!!!!!!!! we do too!!!!!!!!

-> maxverstappen1 she's not my wife. referring to her as such damages my reputation

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-> maxverstappen1 fun fact! we don't have a dog

-> yourusername new fact! now we do

-> maxverstappen1 uh

-> username i live for y/n terrorizing max every moment of the day

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danielricciardo as if you're not literally sitting on her lap right now

-> maxverstappen1 she tripped me

-> yourusername u literally told me that u would commit heinous crimes if i didn't let u sit on my lap

-> maxverstappen1 you tripped me

-> username i need to put his brain under a microscope and js SEE

-> username no bc how he goes from point a to point b needs to be scientifically studied

username don't mind me js going crazy over the fact that my parents MAY be married

yourusername u told me that i was the one who should propose

-> maxverstappen1 yes

-> yourusername and then snatched my ring and proposed to ME with MY ring

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yourusername in any case, the answer would be fuck no ❤️

-> maxverstappen1 i'm calling christian and telling him that you're bullying his first driver.

yourusername IT'S A LOVE STORY BABY JS SAY YES!!!!!!!! (yes)

-> maxverstappen1 uh, i already asked charles_leclerc so...

-> charles_leclerc sorry

-> yourusername homwrecker

-> charles_leclerc there was no home to wreck

-> yourusername yeah i'll js sing boyfriend by dove cameron to alex instead

username this comments section is what keeps me up at night

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yourusername babygirl u are a very freak and strange. i am deeply in love with u. all jokes aside, we made it. i know we got married like weeks ago but marrying u like FOR REAL has been the most beautiful moment of my life. i wanna spend everyday with u, in this life and all the others. vegas was a trip but even then, it was perfect with u, the one i was marrying and as taylor swift said "i like shiny things but i'd marry u with paper rings" or in our case, $1 rings from the vending machine. i wanna go to museums with u and point to pictures with weird guys and say "that's u". i wanna dance in the kitchen with u. i wanna look back after decades at all these memories and laugh, knowing that my now-self made the best decision. i love u even if u have me saved as "DO NOT ANSWER ❌" in ur phone. i think forever would be nice with u or till death do us apart (or someone in a suit if this escalates to a divorce).

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username PLEASE IM CRYING WHATCTYENFUCK

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username IM CRYING WHATTTEYEGDHDJD

carmenmmundt all my love to both of you !! i love you and you deserve nothing but happiness 🤍 thank you so much for letting me be a part of your special day

-> yourusername carmen 🤍🤍🤍 u own my heart and thank UUUUUU for being a part of my big day

username "i think forever would be nice with u or till death do us apart (or someone in a suit if this escalates to a divorce)" y/n y/l/n how does it feel to be the most hilarious person ever 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

username im in SHAMBLES rn what the fuck

username someone sedate me bc there's NO way this is real

landonorris good luck because he's with you till you decompose

-> maxverstappen1 i'll go with her into the afterlife too like who the fuck she trying to meet there

-> yourusername bold of u to assume you'd even get in

-> maxverstappen1 is this what married life is like???

username i am unwell

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danielricciardo the best night even though i don't remember any of it

-> yourusername u tried to set our marriage certificate on fire saying "it's set in stone now"

-> danielricciardo doing god's work

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username AHSHSJJKKSSKAKSJSJKS

maxverstappen1 never changing your contact name

-> yourusername this is so not sexie new husband of u

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-> yourusername yes we do

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-> yourusername mr. verstappen-y/l/n

username YELLING THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY

username screeching when will it be my turn

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maxverstappen1 never really did sappy posts but this means the world to me and i guess there's a first (???) time for everything. all i can say is that i truly cannot wait to spend all my days with you and go to sleep thinking that i can't wait to do it again tomorrow. and i think, there's nothing more lovelier than that. you once told me that i deserved the world, i hope we get to see it together. i wanna hear how your day was, today and tomorrow and every day after that. but before getting to all those tomorrows, here's to our forever that's summed up for me in a small moment.

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username i can't cry im in class WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME

username no bc this is literally my last straw ENOUGH

username "here's to our forever that's summed up for me in a small moment" THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE AND IT MADE ME SOB

username no bc he had no RIGHT to post this

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-> maxverstappen1 mate you were sobbing while giving your speech

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-> username no bc lando is their ACTUAL child of divorce

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-> maxverstappen1 winning on and off track

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username further proof of if he wanted to he would

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username IN LOVE WITH THEIR WEDDING AESTHETIC LIKE IT EATS SO HARD

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charles_leclerc can't believe you would cheat on me

-> maxverstappen1 might just leave her for you

-> yourusername is this a bad time to tell u both that im already seeing someone???? alexandrasaintmleux

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-> charles_leclerc wait a minute

-> maxverstappen1 now hold on

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-> landonorris he WON'T because you're NOT

-> maxverstappen1 guys we don't even have a baby

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-> yourusername BAHAHAHAHA PLEASE UR SO WRONG FOR THAT

-> maxverstappen1 and you're officially out of the godfather contestants

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-> maxverstappen1 likewise

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*yourusername deleted this comment*

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-> maxverstappen1 have a sense of humour

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-> username CLEARED HIM

-> username LFMSOAOAOAO

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-> maxverstappen1 i don't know, this girl who follows me everywhere and calls me maximus

-> yourusername she sounds cute

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yourusername husband

-> maxverstappen1 wife

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#f1 x reader #f1 x female reader #f1 imagines #social media au #fake instagram imagines #max verstappen fluff #fake social media #max verstappen x you #max verstappen imagines #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen x y/n #max verstappen x fem!reader #max verstappen instagram au

[merakiui]

ex-husband floyd thoughts...

in which you're living alone with your daughter. it's been two years since everything, and you're all settled. it took a while to truly feel secure and stable, and you received lots of help from family and friends. surprisingly (or maybe not), floyd's twin brother was one of the first to extend a helping hand. it's mostly thanks to him that you were able to have enough money to pay the first few months of rent at your new apartment. but now you're back on your feet, and things have never been better.

your daughter didn't understand it when you told her she'd be living with you from now on. awkwardly, you tried to explain that papa couldn't come with because he was getting involved with some bad people, and that was dangerous. your daughter didn't understand or believe you. it was difficult. you know how much she adored her papa and how much he adored her. but this is for the best. this is safe.

following the divorce, your daughter started saying strange things. things like "i saw papa today and he made me a yummy lunch!" you tell her this can't be; that was the babysitter, not floyd. besides, the dishes are clean and everything is stocked as it normally is. there's no evidence floyd could have been here. furthermore, he doesn't even have a key and your daughter isn't tall enough to reach the doorknob to let him in. your daughter calls you a liar and storms off most days because you refuse to believe her stories. that's all they are, really. she's just missing her papa.

you told floyd you had no problems letting him see her so long as he cleaned up his act and stopped getting involved with delinquents. seeing as it's been two years and floyd's still running from people, you (as a parent) have a responsibility to keep your daughter safe. and you know it's terrible for her and floyd, but this is the best option you can think of. the safest option.

floyd thinks that's bullshit because he can protect you and his daughter plenty, but then he gets it. you never liked the shadows that accompanied his surname. he understands. but he thinks it's awfully unfair of you to just cut him out of your life when he promised you he'd change and do better and be better. :/

he sees how hard you work, how rough it gets when you haven't been paid yet. he has jade send you money because he knows you don't want to see him, and most of the time you accept it. but sometimes it's sent back, accompanied with a note thanking him for his generosity and that you can manage by yourself. again, floyd knows this is bullshit.

his shrimpy works so hard. :( you deserve a break.

so when you're sleeping every night, he pays your apartment a visit. you've started sleeping on the couch most nights, with the tv still on, your work spread out on the coffee table, your daughter tucked away in her bed... it's hard being a single parent, isn't it? why don't you stop being stubborn and let him back into your life? floyd will take good care of you. he always has, hasn't he?

he carries you to bed and tucks you in, cleans up the room, stacks your books, prepares a meal for you to heat up tomorrow at work, etc. and how do you respond to his kindness? you go and change the locks without saying anything.

so next time floyd thinks he has no choice but to be drastic. so next time floyd will make sure you understand that there is no life worth living if it's not you and him together. as a pair. as a whole. you might be frightened when he wakes you up in the middle of the night to drag you back to his home (to your home) and you might continue to be scared of him when he confines you to the basement, but this is for your own good. think of your daughter! she deserves to grow up with both parents. at the very least, be good for her sake.

floyd tells your daughter that you're in perpetual timeout because you've been bad and she believes him. after all, it was you who refused to let her spend more time with her papa. that's a very bad thing to do!

floyd brings you your meals, carries you to the bath, bathes you, dresses you... you scowl at him the entire time, call him crazy, tell him to get away from your daughter, refuse to eat, fight him every time he tries to undress you for the bath. he smiles, eerily patient, and simply says, "i'm willing to letcha see her once you've cleaned up your act. you can do that, can'tcha?"

#meraki mumbles #yandere twst

[maiko-san]

TADC x Robotic Jester! Reader (Part 2)

Part 1

Since part 1 doing so well, I'll be making part 2

ft. Jax, Gangle

You're not really sure how time really works in the digital circus, but who cares anyway? You just live your own life here without worrying about anything especially your human past.

You're at The Tent, practicing your skill on a tricycle while juggling lit torches in your hands and on a tightrope.

Ragatha had gone to her room to rest while Kinger is in his pillow fort, probably thinking about his insect collection.

You were too focus juggling the torches and not noticing a pair of scissors cutting the rope. The last thing you hear was a 'snap' and then you fall on the ground quite comically ( in cartoony way ) followed by a laughter. You let out a groan and shakes your head, you couldn't help but growl as turn your head to face the culprit.

It was the newcomer, Jax.

JAX

Number 1 pain the as#&! in the entire circus. You don't like him one bit ever since he first appeared.

He loves tormenting others and saying "I love to see something funny happen to people" follow that stupid grin of his.

"Hahahaha! Look how funny you look when you fall, you look so stupid!" he laughed. Your teeth clenched together. "It's not funny....rabbit" you said, standing up and dusting your clothes.

Sometimes you have the urge to throw him into the void but Caine somehow can hear your thoughts and tell you not to or he will confiscate all of your items and give you a timeout.

"It would be more funny if you were to set on fire— oh wait, you already are!" Jax grins, you stare at him in disbelief. You take a whiff and you swore you smell something burning, your tail kinda feels hot for some reason.

You turn your head to see that the tip of your tail is on fire.

Let's just say, Jax loves tormenting you the most. You remind him of those cartoon characters in tv shows!

Some of his pranks can be overboard and there are times it causes you to become malfunction all thanks to his pranks especially when he pours water into your joint circuits, causing your limbs to twist uncontrollably.

He doesn't care that he hurts someone (or even cares about their feelings). Knowing that Caine could fix/solves everything with a snap of his fingers.

Jax is straight up a bunny from hell.

None of the others like Jax including you.

You just don't know what his problem is but if he ever dares to hurt your friends with his silly pranks, you won't hesitate to throw him into the void.

You roll your eyes and sigh, with him around the area making you lose interest in training. So, you decide to leave and go back to your room or go to Ragatha's.

After a few days had passed, a new human had appeared in the circus.

Gangle

A ribbon with a mask? She's an odd one.

The very first moment she arrived, she was nervous and scared.

Caine was about to give her a name until Jax decided to name her himself.

"How about Gangle? They do move so 'graceful' " he said with a proud grin on his face, you look at him in disbelief. Seriously? That just mean! ( Gangle means moves ungracefully ). Before you could protest about the name, Caine just agreed with the suggestion he have given.

"Well! Gangle, welcome to your new home!" Caine smiles.

For the first few days, Gangle did really well actually. You notice that she has two masks with her, that is her comedy mask and tragedy mask.

Gangle is very light since she was made out of ribbons, if you run past her the poor girl gets knocked down by the wind and breaks her mask at the same time.

You did it once and you feel guilty for doing so.

So you remind yourself to always be careful whenever you're around her.

Gangle really appreciates how you are so careful and gentle around her, unlike Jax who pushes her on purpose whenever he feels like it.

Every time she breaks her comedy mask, you would offer to fix it for her but she softly declines.

"Wah!" again, Jax tripped her over when she walks past him. Her comedy mask falls off her tragic mask and smashes on the floor, "My...my comedy mask" Gangle sobs as she holds up a piece of her shattered mask.

She sighs to herself and picks up the mask piece by the piece, she stops when a hand hovers her.

She looks up to see Ragatha, Kinger and you. You couldn't help but let out a scoff, glaring at the rabbit "Seriously, Jax? Again." you glare at the purple rabbit. "Pfft. What? Not my fault that she doesn't see it coming~" he said, closing his eyes as he shrugs off what he has just done.

Gangle and Ragatha could see that you're on your last straw. Your limbs extend and wrap themselves around the rabbit, causing Jax to blink in surprise.

The next thing, Jax was thrown out of the tent. There was a Jax shaped hole left on the roof of the tent, indicating he was thrown high up.

Gangle didn't expect for you to do it, she was shocked. She appreciates that you stood up for her but at the same time, feeling that she's a burden.

You assure her that it wasn't a problem and tell her if Jax ever bothers her again with his silly pranks, don't be afraid to tell you :D.

A/N :

State in the wiki, Jax gets to choose his own name when he first arrive and he also chooses Gangle's name too.

If you're thinking that "Jax is too mean!' that's what he is, he's just a straight up a-hole and a sociopath(?).

#tadc x reader #tadc kinger #tadc ragatha #tadc caine #tadc pomni #tadc jax #the amazing digital circus gangle #the amazing digital circus jax #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus zooble #tadc #jax x reader #ragatha x reader #pomni x reader #gangle x reader #zooble x reader #caine x reader #kinger x reader

[kinzis-writing]

Surprises | Josh Allen (Buffalo Bills)

Summary: Y/N ends up surprising Josh at one of his games, which leads to Josh knowing that he has to play his best to impress his woman.

Pairing/Fandom: Josh Allen x Wife! Reader (NFL)

Requested: Yes/No @thedoveesquire

Warning(s): none that I am aware of! Also the game is going to be a buffalo home game for the plot so!

*Not edited*

Y/N's heart ached at the way her husband had left their house upset. Her husband was the quarterback of the Buffalo Bills, and they were playing the Miami Dolphins today. She had told her husband that she would not be able to make the game, because when she woke up, she had every intention of going to her friend's birthday party. That was until her best friend texted the group chat last minute saying she was sick and rescheduling her birthday celebration.

It wasn't that Y/N was putting her friend before her husband, it was the fact that the celebration was planned before the NFL couple knew Josh's NFL schedule this season. Now that her plans were cancelled, she was planning on surprising her husband at his game. She knew that he got anxiety before all of his games, no matter how many times he stated it was not anxiety. She was guaranteed a season pass in the VIP box, seeing as she was married to the quarterback.

After getting herself ready, she left their house and headed towards the bills stadium. Her custom jersey that had been made for her was what she had chosen to wear. This would have been one of the first games that she had missed, she tried her best to make as many games a season as she could. Y/N usually made all the home games but struggled with away games sometimes.

Getting to the stadium was hectic with the traffic, seeing as many people were trying to find parking spots and there were people walking to make it into the stadium. Once a parking spot was found, Y/N slipped her VIP ticket around her neck and headed towards the stadium. Once inside the stadium she was quickly escorted to the Bills VIP box and left to herself with other significant others and parents there as well.

"Y/N! I'm so happy you're here, Josh said you weren't going to be able to make it." LaVonne Allen spoke as she noticed her daughter-in-law. Unlike most people, Y/N had a great relationship with Josh's family the same way that he was loved by hers.

Y/N quickly pulled Josh's mother into a quick hug before backing away, "Plans changed last minute." she explained to the woman before grabbing a bottle of water and going to sit down next to her in-laws.

"I'm sure Josh will be happy to have you here." Joel stated upon seeing his daughter-in-law wearing his son's jersey number.

"My plan was to surprise him." She spoke standing next to her added family.

It was only a matter of time before the stadium was filled and the two teams were announced on the field. The national anthem was sung, and the game was kicked off with the bills having the ball first.

The game started off a bit slow, seeing that the bills had turned over the ball in the first couple minutes and that the dolphins were in the Bills territory. It made Y/N anxious to see how the bills were playing and she knew her husband better than anyone. He wasn't focused on the game the way that he should have been.

After Miami had kicked a field goal and missed, the Bills had the ball back and was running it down the field. Once the second quarter came, the bills were at 1st and 10, with Miami using a timeout. While timeout was happening, the NFL tv cam turned to the VIP box to capture Y/N, since many fans know of her and Josh being married.

On the field, during timeout Stefon lightly hit Josh getting his attention. "I thought you said Y/N wasn't coming?" He asked.

"she isn't." Josh muttered before turning his attention back to the huddle.

"She's here, man." Stefon told him before pointing up to the Bills VIP box. Stefon waved at Y/N before turning back to the huddle.

Josh wore a grin on his face as he noticed his wife standing next to his parents, in the place she always was for home games. Eventually, he tore his gaze and got back to his team. "We got this, let's go out here and win!"

Stefon gave him a pat on the back with a smirk before it was time to resume the game. He made a mental note to thank Y/N later.

After Josh had noticed his wife at the game, it had taken a big turn. The bills kept getting touchdowns every time they had the ball and they had even stopped Miami from getting far.

At half, the bills were up 35-0, which was rare for Miami to not score anything. It was just proof of how amazing the bills were doing and how they had stopped the dolphins before they could get anywhere or they had thrown interceptions and given the bills the ball.

"Josh is doing great." Y/N spoke to her mother-in-law as she took a sip from her plastic cup.

"Because his good luck charm showed up." Mrs. Allen told her new daughter, making sure the younger girl knew that she was her son's good luck charm.

Y/N blushed at the comment before taking another sip of her drink to hide her red cheeks. Josh had told her multiple timed that she was his good luck charm, even before they tied the knot. It made her feel warm on the inside to know he thought that, but she knew it was all in his head.

"Mrs. Allen." A deep voice spoke coming up behind the two women. Both turned towards the man, "Josh is requesting to talk to you for a moment." the security guard spoke to the younger woman. Y/N placed her drink down on the table beside her before following the security guard out of the VIP box.

She figured that she would be going to the locker room, just because halftime would be over soon and they would be going back on the field. The security guard led her exactly where she felt she was going to go. Y/N thanked him before walking inside the room slowly.

"Can I just say that you are the best for coming here." Stefon spoke as he blocked Y/N path to her husband. "We would've lost over him sulking about you." he added.

Y/N let out a laugh, "I'm glad I could help." she joked before going around him. She knew Josh would probably be towards the back seeing as he liked to do his "pre-game ritual." Which she knew was his anxiety, but she lets him call it what he wants.

"Did you need me, Mr. Allen?" Y/N asked softly, getting Josh's attention so he'd look at her.

Josh grinned seeing his wife in her jersey, "I always need you." He replied pulling her into a hug. Y/N gave him a squeeze before leaning back a bit. "What happened to Y/F/N's birthday?"

Y/N shrugged, "She's sick, so I decided to surprise my husband."

Josh nodded, his hands running up and down her sides. "Definitely surprised." He muttered before leaning closer trying to steal a kiss, only to be met with her finger.

"You know I try not to be rude, but your so called 'pre-game ritual' is gross and you're going to have to brush your teeth before I kiss you." Y/N explained pulling her finger away.

"Already did." he stated in a 'matter of fact' manner. "I know you, baby, we've been together long enough for me to learn you."

Y/N rolled her eyes before placing her lips on his for a moment before pulling back. "I'm going to go find my place, I will see you after the game." she spoke softly before placing one more kiss on his lips and leaving the locker room. The boys were outside waiting for Josh by the time she was returning to her seat.

After the game started back up, it felt like it went by fast. The bills ended up winning 41-0 and all the Bills fans were happy for the home team. Everyone was trying to leave the stadium, or they were lined up outside trying to get someone to sign something or meet one of the players. Y/N had decided to wait for her husband to get done with post-conference and then travel home together.

"There's josh's wife!", "I wish I was her.", "How'd she get so lucky to marry Josh Allen?" conversations were going on around Y/n as she walked herself with a security guard towards the locker room. It was no secret that she got some hate every now and then. That's why Josh always made sure that she was escorted by someone at all timed. She made sure to wave at the ones who were taking pictures or giving her smiles.

She always treated Josh's fans and supporters kindly. There was no reason not too and she loved being able to make someone's day just because she knows Josh.

"Thank you!" Y/N told the guard kindly when she stopped outside the locker room. She knocked on the door before pushing it open and peeking her head in with her eyes covered. "You guys decent?"

a course of "Yeah's" was heard before she uncovered her eyes and slipped into the locker room. Most of the guys were shirtless from just taking a shower but had the rest of their clothes on.

"Congratulations, you guys!" she spoke loudly as she made her way further into the locker room. The coach never truly liked her being in there, but he never said anything to her. It wasn't a very common occurrence, only for certain days. The men thanked her before going back to what they were doing. Making her turn back to her mission to find her husband before his post conference. "There you are! How did Josh Allen manage to pull a 41-0?" Y/N asked as Josh slipped a fresh shirt over his head.

"My good luck charm was here, and I knew I had to impress her." He shrugged as he walked closer to her.

"You already have me for the rest of our lives," She replied as she wrapped her arms around his neck. "You don't have to impress me anymore."

"I do." He assured. "All because you agreed to marry me doesn't mean I'm going to stop dating you babe." He mumbled before placing a soft kiss on Y/N's head.

"I love you so much." Y/N whispered, playing with his damp hair from his shower.

"I love you more and that's a promise." He replied back pressing his lips to hers.

*Not edited*

Author's Note: I hate the way I ended this, but I hope it was okay. I wish I could have written this a bit different, but it is what it is. I honestly love writing NFL request right now. There are so many guys that are worth writing for that I may have to update my list! My cousin has been bugging me to write for Aaron, but I am not sure about that yet.

#imagines #nfl #nfl players #nfl imagine #nfl fandom #nfl player x reader #josh allen imagine #josh allen #buffalo bills #imagine requests #requests open #requests are open #requests #anonymous #anon ask #short stories #headcanons #blurbs

[cvpitvno]

Fwb!Vernon seeing you kiss another guy in kisscam and railing you in public washroom?

It's just so fun to see him getting riled up, even if it's a rare thing. He's always so sweet and doesn't get mad at all unless you really reach the limits.

Vernon manhandling you 😩👌🏻

I mean, look at his fancams dude he's so intimidating in them🥴

i’ll do you one better… fwb!hockeyplayer!vernon

during the tv timeout when his team is gathered ok the bench, he himself a sweaty and panting mess worked up from the physicality and trash talk from the team.

when the kiss cam is announced, he focuses on the board, desperate to calm down from rising anger in his chest.

but when you, the person he turns to after every bad game to duck his frustrations out… the person he can’t help but text om roadies both in a sexual and non sexual way… seated next to a guy and being promoted to kiss?

man, to say vernon is angry is an understatement.

you’re his just as much as he’s yours, minus the whole formality of labels and everything. vernon is the only one allowed to kiss you, to touch you, to fuck you.

yet despite his knowledge of this, he still watches with a baited breath to see if you’d go against him like that.

his eyes watch as your own widen, head shaking and mouthing ‘not together, i’m taken,’ he can’t help but feel pride in his chest - anger king forgotten and now replaced with content.

sure, after the game he’d shoot you a text similar to the ones he sent all those times before :

vern <3 : hey, come down to the locker room. security will let you past.

booty call (lover) : omw

he was gonna pamper you in every sense of the word and worship you the way only couples would, but he’d still fuck you till your legs are shaking, breathing is somewhere beyond laboured, and so hard that your eyes rolled back into your head.

he loved you, and he liked to show it, but it would take him a bit to work up the courage to say it - someday you would be able to say you were taken without the lie.

someday the kisscam people wouldn’t dare put the partner or their hometowns star player up on the billboard with a good for nothing man next to them.

someday he would be yours just as much as you were his.

but today… today vernon was gonna fuck you till you were screaming loud enough for the opposing team to hear. he was gonna have to pressed against the shower wall, pressed chest first, and have his way with you.

someday was saved for love, but today was saved for fucking you the way you deserved to be fucked.

#𖤐 — svt writings. #cw : gn terms #svt x reader #svt smut #seventeen x reader #seventeen smut #vernon x reader #vernon smut #chwe hansol x reader #chwe hansol smut #chwe vernon x reader #chwe vernon smut #kpop x reader #kpop smut

[puckinginsane]

Flirting during a TV timeout

#tyler seguin #jamie benn #matt duchene #dallas stars #nhl

[lemonlover1110]

Nanami notices you’re genuinely stressed (being that you’re pregnant and trying to discipline suki) And he actually punishes her

Girl Dad

Dad Series

Kento Nanami

Warnings: Pure Fluff

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“Suki, please clean up your toys if you’re just going to watch TV.” You tell your daughter for the third time, tired of tripping on her toys. She sits on the couch, watching her show, all her toys scattered around the place. You’re too tired to begin to clean up after her, and she has to start being a little bit more responsible considering she’s becoming a big sister soon.

She doesn’t say anything. She ignores you, her eyes focusing on the TV behind you. You sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose. “Suki, please clean up your toys!”

Kento hears a bit of commotion, causing him to exit his home-office and walk to the living room. That’s when he hears it. Something that Suki hasn’t said before, not to him, not to you, “Shut up!”

“Suki Nanami!” You raise your voice. You end up sighing again. You barely have any energy to deal with this. But luckily your husband notices. Usually that doesn’t do anything since Kento is a very lenient father, but today he sees you extremely tired.

Suki is the apple of his eye. That doesn’t change even when he raises his voice, “Suki Nanami, apologize to your mother right now!”

She crosses her arms, eyebrows furrowed, not taking her father very seriously. He’ll change his mind in a couple of minutes. He always does. Her eyes stay focused on the TV, that is, until it’s turned off. It turns black and she looks at her father, who holds the remote. 

“Apologize right now!” Kento tells her, and her eyes begin to tear up. Her lips quiver and the waterworks begin, and Kento feels his heart break but he has to be tough. He can’t be so tolerant and lenient with her when she’s clearly so disrespectful. “Suki, apologize or you’ll go on timeout! And no TV for a week!”

She holds her ground, and she continues crying. No apology, just tears. She hopes the tears will get her away from being punished, but it doesn’t seem to have any effect on her daddy.

“Go to the corner now!” Kento says, and she stands up, fuzzing and dragging her feet as she walks to the corner. Kento feels you kiss his cheek when your daughter finally gets to the corner. That certainly makes him feel better even though his heart is completely broken.

“Good job, honey.”

#[dad series] #jjk kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #anime #nanami kento #kento nanami #nanami fluff #nanamin #jujutsu nanami #.girl dad[🌸] #kento x you #kento fluff #nanami x reader #jjk nanami #nanami imagine #nanami x y/n #kento x y/n

[trips2saturn]

towl spoilers below!!!!!!!!!

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late briefing but it’s here and that’s what matters!!!!! let’s get into this episode! ❤️‍🔥

this episode was amazing. no notes. angst fuels me, so keep it coming in episode four along with some loving intimacy! 🤝

michonne is the most clever, headstrong, charismatic, fearless powerhouse of a woman in the entirety of twdu. there is no situation nor circumstance that she cannot handle. no matter the time, skill, or hardship that woman is going to do whatever she fucking wants. she’s such an admirable character, and yes this is just a fictional show but she means so much to me. tv mom forever and ever and ever. my lovebug!!!! 🫶🏼

rick… my og lovebug. his selfless, tender hearted yet courageous and dangerous personality is sooo missed recently because of these losers who love to keep playing hide the donkey. he’s been so beaten down and forced into the caged mindset, also known as stockholm syndrome. it hurts so much to see it affect him so deeply, especially in this episode. we truly get to understand just how horrified he is of losing michonne, losing judith, losing their home. it’s so layered that he’s come to the conclusion that he has to do whatever it takes to protect his wife and their children (judith for now until further notice). even going as far as pretending to break michonne’s heart just to get her to go back home for the sake of a safe and secured future. and as much as it rips his entire psyche into shreds, this man is a family man. his priority in life is to protect the ones that he loves by all means necessary.

and thank fucking HEAVENS that despite their years apart, michonne knows her husband like the back of her palm and can read him like a book!!! every word that poured out of his mouth was utter bullshit merely for safety purposes and i’m soooo glad that she understood that without even having to retaliate verbally.

she retaliated by throwing them out of a moving chopper LMAOOO 😭 MY GIRL, MY LEADING LADY!!!!!! CAN WE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE CRAZIEST CHARACTER IN THE ROOM. thank youuuuuu! i digress.

“we needed a timeout” shdjshdhsjdjs well yes! please knock some sense into your traumatized husband. he needs his wife!!!

moving forward. the phones!!!! “believe a little bit longer”!!!!! CARL MENTION!!!!!!??????!!!!! 😨🫨🥺☹️😖 rick not mentioning any names for three years and never liking any drawings of his son because they could never be depicted perfectly 😣😣😣 try not to cry challenge [FAILED]. punching me in the gut would hurt less. still hoping for a random chandler cameo too :D

i know that what rick said was absolutely fake and futile but as a fierce michonne lover… HER FACE AS HE SPOKE??? if we don’t see him loving on her endlessly in episode four… i might throw myself out of a moving helicopter.

one hundred percent positive that they’ll be pouring bisquick and making pancakes next episode. i’m sat.

thorne is a D. not an A. she’s a piece of shit and will be dealt with eventually. michonne will handle any light work. i rest my case.

jadis is a sexual predator and a grade-A loser with a shit haircut. i almost pissed myself laughing when rick said that. he’s been waiting and so have i!!!! 😁 but yeah she sucks. die asap.

RICHONNE KISS IN THE WOODS AFTER BEING A POWERHOUSE COUPLE. 🥹 reminded me so much of when they took those cars and drove into that herd of walkers. ugh. please put their entire love story into the louvre.

last but not least because i’m tired — unsure what beale is up to. he’s so sketchy, and also SO CONFUSED about rick supposedly having a briefing with him about being promoted?! NO. no thanks we didn’t ask for him to ever be a leader nor get kidnapped in the first place!!!! scared to see what lies ahead for the next three episodes :(((((

in conclusion, michonne is the most beautiful angel to walk the earth. she looked so hot in every single scene. episode three is hands down my favorite episode yet, despite the hardship. again, angst fuels me. so excited to see what’s in store next week, and every other week after that!!!! it’s only up from here. ❤️‍🔥⬆️

okay that’s it. hope everyone enjoyed the episode!!!! this is such a wild ride, and i’m happy to have my television parents back on my screen, making things happen again. 🌟🔥

#trips talks #towl spoilers #the ones who live #the walking dead #rick grimes #richonne #michonne grimes #towl

[coffee-at-annies]

Well I missed the Ott goal (swapped back) but I get to see the purple pp so small gifts

#anne watches hockey #pwhl lb #I should stop switching but I’ve committed to the bit of switching every tv timeout

[mattiassamuelsson]

DEVON LEVI’S tv timeout meditation routine, inspired by his love for Star Wars ( BUF vs NYR. 03.31.23. )

From The Athletic:

Levi found calm in the chaos. Like he does during every T.V. timeout during every game, he skated out toward the blue line, turned toward the net, and dropped to his knees. He closed his eyes and started breathing. He recently discovered meditation and found it to be the ideal way to fill the otherwise idle time. When the whistle blows to signal an impending faceoff, Levi pops up and gets back in the net refocused. The practice is rooted in Levi’s desire to stay present in the moment and not let his thoughts about the future cloud his head. 

[Mike] Condon (Levi’s goalie coach at Northeastern) said people always text him wondering what Levi is doing. Most coaches don’t bother to ask, knowing better than to mess with a goalie’s routine. But Levi’s routine is one borne out of his wisdom and molded by his childlike joy. He said it is derived from his and his father’s shared love of “Star Wars”. There is a scene in which Qui Gon is dueling Darth Maul. A force field appears around Qui Gon, and he sits down, closes his eyes, and starts meditating.

“My dad loves that scene and he kind of got me on it and I thought it was pretty cool,” Levi said. “There’s nothing else to do during a TV timeout that will stop the puck in the next shift, so might as well take it as an opportunity to recenter and focus.

“I had my first TV timeout ever during the World Juniors. I didn’t know what to do. I was like do I go to the bench? Do I stay here? I just sat down and started breathing and it became a routine and I loved it. It made me feel good going into the next shift and engaged, so I kept doing it.”

#devon levi #buffalo sabres #nhl #hockey #hockey edit #my gifs

[xlovelybluebellex]

Thought of this just now but what about a alastor x toddler reader that likes cartoons but Alastor doesn't like her watching TV so he turns it off and it leads into a tantrum

I’m warning yall rn, I personality hate Cocomelon. I’m sorry if this offends you, but I’ve decided Alastor already hates tv, but cocomelon is so much worse.

Radio’s Not Dead

You sat in front of the TV, the Cocomelon theme song playing. You clapped along in an amused manner, the bright colors and nice sounds were relaxing.

You smiled, looking down at your favorite stuffed fawn, Deirdra, who sat right next to you. Her previous light pink color, now grayed and muted by time and love over the years. But in your head, she was as lively as ever and enjoyed the show.

You didn’t know why you liked this show when little. In fact, when big, you hated it with a passion. It was just so irritating to you, with the terrible music and the obvious questions. But then again, that was just your big mind.

In your little mind, it was so much different. The questions felt comforting, simple. You could easily tell what was happening and you basked in the predictability. It helped soothe those terrible anxieties. And the music, oh the music. It was soft, yet upbeat. Something your little self could comprehend.

So in short, anyone who wasn’t in your situation wouldn’t understand. The show was calming to you, in a way you couldn’t explain. So imagine your frustration the second you saw that previous bright screen vanish. All that was left was a black void.

You angrily turned, seeing Alastor standing with the remote. “Papa!” You whined loudly, turning to him fully. “Now, now darling! You know how I feel about this…aggravatingly colorful and loud box.” He said, a wide smile spread across his face.

You pouted glaring up at him. “Not fair!” You whined, trying to grab the remote. You gripped his pant leg, roughly tugging on it. But to Alastor, it was like dealing with an angry kitten.

“Y/N. You know how Papa feels about pulling.” He said, a bit deeper this time. A sign he was losing patience. His aura grew colder, and you could make out the faintest red hue in his eyes. However, at the moment, you didn’t care.

“No! TV!” You whined, yanking harder and looking up at him in irritation. “Last warning, fawn.” He said, his smile growing less and less genuine. In fact, you were a little scared now. Too bad you’d already gone too far.

“No!” You screamed, throwing yourself back. “No, no, no, no!” You yelled, angry tears forming as you glared at him. He seemed less angry now that you’d stopped pulling at his clothes, but he still didn’t look happy.

You flailed on the ground, grabbing a nearby toy and chucking it at him. Alastor dodged with ease, even catching the toy. “Nice try, darling! You almost hit me!” He said tauntingly, only fueling the fire.

You wailed loudly, fresh tears falling whilst trying to find Deirdra. Then you drew a blank when you realized that’s who you threw. She was the only nearby toy.

Your anger disappeared, a whimper escaping your mouth. “P-Papa…Deirdra?” You whined, holding your hands out for her. He let out a ‘hmm’, putting the toy behind his back. “I think some timeout time is in order, don’t you?” He asked, setting his microphone in front of him.

You blushed a little, embarrassed from your previous outburst as you nodded with a sniffle. He held his hand out, smiling wider when you grasped it and stood.

The two of you walked over to a corner in your room, Alastor making a small stool appear. “Now take a seat, my dear. I’ll return when your time is up.” He said brightly. You never understood his lack of real emotion unless it was love for you.

“How long?” You asked timidly, sitting down and wiping at your ruddy cheeks. “That is for me to know, and for you to not worry about.” He said, tapping your nose and going off.

You sighed, turning to the wall.

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”Times up, my beauty.” Alastor spoke, stepping behind you. You immediately turn, jumping into his arms. He pat your head, rubbing your back as you let out a few more tears. This time, of regret.

Alastor lifting you up, letting you sob into his shoulder as he walked away. He made his way out of your room, curiosity compelling you as to where you were going. You decided to shrug it off though. You were with him, that was what mattered.

Alastor walked up a few stairs, a gentle hand still rubbing your back. You leaned into him, sniffling ever so softly. He finally stopped going up stairs, opening a door. You pulled away, looking around to see his radio tower.

“Like it, darling?” He asked, taking a seat on the small couch. “M-Mhm..” You said, hiccuping a little from your tears. He cooed, kissing your face and running a hand over your face.

“No need for tears now, sweet one. We’re going to have some fun!” He chirped, fixing your hair. You nodded, blinking owlishly. You had no idea what he had in mind.

“But first,” He started, pulling out a familiar grayish pink toy. “I think someone missed you.” He said, making Deirdra ‘kiss’ your cheek. You gasped, pulling her close and hugging her tightly.

Alastor chuckled softly, amused at your childish antics. “Thank you.” You said, holding her. “Such polite manners. You’re welcome, my fawn.” He said, kissing your forehead.

You giggled sitting up while waiting for him to explain what you’d be doing. “Now! Papa’s going to show you the magic of radio!” He said, taking you off his lap and sitting you on the couch.

You tilted your head curiously, watching as he set up the station. You’d never dealt with radio, having died not so long ago. You had no idea what he’d have in store for you.

A soft tune started over the radio, smooth jazz filling the room. You sat closer, listening and smiling softly. It was…lovely. The music was upbeat, but not to the point it was unbearable. It had a slow tempo, which helped calm things down. It was beautiful.

“See? Isn’t it better than that terrible box?” Alastor said, patting your head. You shrugged, but the smile on your face told it all. You held Deirdra, laying down on the couch as Alastor took a seat in the faux leather chair to do some work.

Perhaps radio wasn’t dead you mused, silently drifting off to the music.

A little shorter, but I did my best!

#age regression #sfw agere #sfw littlespace #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel agere

[starsurface]

Hi sorry for requesting again but I was wondering you had CG Headcannons for Mk 11 Johnny Cage ? He's a comfort character at the moment and I'm happy to see you do content for MK 10,11 and 1 :) sorry again for being awkward in my first ask I've been off tumblr for a while and recently came back ...

MK11 Johnny Cage!!! <3

And your fine, don't worry one bit!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

CG Johnny Cage MK11 Hcs

💫 Depending on where we are on the timeline depends on how ‘good’ on a CG he is (all CGs are good, they're trying their best <3)

💫 Younger Johnny is more of a babysitter or older brother figure, but still a pretty good CG

💫 Older Johnny takes on a more stable CG role (we're gonna focus on him)

💫 You have so much Johnny Cage merch!!!!

💫 Any kind of doll or stuffie made of him, you've already got it!!

💫 You've even got some shirts with his old movie designs

💫 Mostly you have these because he gets a copy of almost anything ever made of him (and he likes to spoil you <3)

💫 Older Johnny has kinda left his old Hollywood life behind, joining the military and doing some movies here or there

💫 He's settled down, more to Earth than his other selves

💫 That will not stop him from buying anything you want, no matter the price

💫 You want a yummy treat? What kind? He's already got his wallet put

💫 He knows you have a thousand and one plushies . . . But a few more can't reeeeeeally hurt anyone

💫 You are his baby and nothing is allowed to harm a hair on your head

💫 You think your clingy? Psh, you haven't seen Cage Clingy

💫 Constantly wants to hold or coddle you, your just so cute!!

💫 But like, he guesses he can let you go run off, but he has to be nearby and you have to be in eye distant!!!

💫 Matching Johnny Cage inspired jammies (he happened to have them already)

💫 He has a habit of babying you even if you regress older

💫 If you like being treated like a princess/prince/royalty? Brilliant!! He's got you covered!!

💫 If you want more independence, he's decent with it, and will treat you more your age

💫 Finds middlespace regresses entertaining (mostly if your an emo regressor)

💫 Loves making bracelets and drama when your bigger

💫 Drama can be almost anything, including this dramatic thing that happened in your favorite TV show

💫 Babble encourager!!!

💫 Full blown conversations with babblers, he thinks they're adorable

💫 If you want to have him dress up and have a tea party, he's so for it

💫 Make him wear a tiara and tutu, he'll do it with pride

💫 Will also let you paint his nails any color you want

💫 While he loves and babies you, he also puts his foot down >:(

💫 If your a rule breaker, prepare for a bunch of timeout time, because there's almost not changing his mind (unless you regress really small)

💫 Won't punish you if it was an accident though, he's not terribly mean

💫 If you ever offer to spar or wrestle him while your tiny, he'll generally laugh

💫 Not at you!! Well, kinda

💫 It's just, your so cute!! Thinking you could beat him up, that's so adorable 🥺

💫 He'll let you fight him though (and probably let you win, but you don't reeeeally gotta know that)

💫 He'll treat you with ice cream when you ‘win’

💫 He's getting old, but he's got the energy he had when he was in his 20s (y'all he's like almost 60 in MK11 can you believe that??)

💫 If you regress as base, your either right by his side holding his hand, or your always in reach just in case

💫 There is a not touching rule on everything if your small on base, there's a lot of dangerous stuff and Johnny's not having you get hurt

💫 He'll do his little “Here's Johnny!!” while playing peek-a-boo

💫 Sometimes he'll egg you on to do naughty things he finds funny (like prank Sonya by putting a bit of salt in her coffee)

💫 Will also take the blow when Sonya starts getting pissy because someone (👀) ruined her coffee

💫 Your naptime? Nuh-uh. Our naptime 😎

💫 Man's old, he'd love to just laze around and cuddle

💫 But he's also got the spirit of a child, and would love to run around with you

💫 If your small while he's working out, he'll laugh as you try to pick up his weight

💫 He'll probably give you one of those workout balls or some super light weights so you can be just like Daddy :D

💫 . . . Dad jokes 😒

💫 And sometimes they're not even good!! Most times they're just to poke or annoy you!! >:(

💫 Most times they're actually really funny though

💫 Favorite CG nicknames are Daddy, Dada, Papa, Bubba, and literally anything you wanna call him

💫 Your go-to babysitters are Sonya and Cassie

💫 (Maybe also Jax and Kenshi)

💫 Cassie and Sonya both love you, you've got the whole Cage family behind your back

💫 Favorite little nicknames to call you are Princess, Baby Girl/Boy, Little One, Sweetiepie, Honey, Little Star

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I hope they're more MK11 Johnny and not MK1 Johnny, and I can always do more or something like that. <3

#age regression #agere #sfw age regression #age regression headcanons #mortal kombat agere #sfw agere #mk agere #mk11 headcanons #mk11 #mortal kombat 11 headcanons #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat x #mkx #Johnny cage x reader #mk11 johnny cage #mk11 Johnny cage x reader #mkx johnny cage x reader #cg johnny cage #caregiver Johnny cage

[hometownrockstar]

🧃toyboxjournalist Follow

A bill has just passed criminalizing not getting into the bath when you are told that it's bathtime. Failure to comply with these new regulations will result in a heafty fine of 5 minutes spent in the timeout corner as well as reduced TV time.

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#Fakeposting #Fake post

[kazzy-boo-baby]

For @aew-kun-age-regression !

🌙Marc Spector/Moon Knight/Steven Grant Caregiver Headcannons🌙

🌙-Marc got very nervous when he got asked to be a caregiver. So he did plenty of research on how to take care of a little properly so he could be the best caregiver he could be.

🌙-Marc gets very worried when his little his a fit or a meltdown. All he wants to do is find a solution to fix the problem! But until his little can calm down, he holds them tight in his arms while whispering soft praises in their ear.

🌙-His little knows of his other personality, Steven Grant. In fact, his little loves that about him because it feels like having two daddies at once! When Steven fronts, his little calls him papa. When Marc fronts, his little calls him Dada.

🌙-Steven was very, very shy meeting his little. But once he warmed up to them, all he would want to do was play with them and spoil them with toys and treats.

"Cmon.. are you sure you don't want one more treat? How about just one more! You've been a good boy/girl/kid after all."

🌙-Marc is the one that's more serious and strict with his little. He has a full list of rules that he excepts his little to follow like:

•Naps every day after lunch

•No cursing/talking back

•Always use your manners

•Always, always ask for help when you need it. Don't do dangerous tasks by yourself!

•No sweets after dinner

•TV time is only 3 hours a day

🌙-Steven loves to read his little books. Waking up? Let's read a book! Bored? How about we read a book? Sleepy? Would you like a bedtime story? He always gets excited to read to you, he always tries to get two books in every day.

🌙-When rules are broken, Marc won't hesitate to ground you or put his little in timeout. But he'll sit there with his little during their timeout, reassuring them that it's almost over.

"Only five more minutes, dove. You can do it."

🌙-Steven always makes bath time a fun experience. He'll fill the bath with bubbles, bath crayons, sensory toys for his little to play with and he will make sure to use his little's favorite soap. One of his favorite things to do is put bubbles on his head and blow them off.

🌙-Marc may be strict, but he's also very protective and loving towards his little. There's nothing he loves more than to cradle his little in his arms and rock them back and forth. He wants his little to know that they will always be loved no matter what.

🌙-Marc is better at handling younger littles, while Steven is better at handling older littles. It doesn't matter what headspace their little is at though, he'll love them regardless.

Ex: Marc is better at handling littles who's headspace range from 1-3

Steven is better at handling littles at a headspace range from 3-6

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