#then what're you gonna do

[dddreamscape]

the mega eeby

#what if i just keep posting one bunny pic a day #then what're you gonna do #bunny #rabbit #bunblr #lagomorph #mimitchi the bunny #daubeny the bunny #bunnies of tumblr #rabbitblr #bnuy #talks

[llamagoddessofficial]

How would your boys be with an MC that likes to play fight? Would they let her win? Would they refuse all together?

Sans: He does enjoy play fighting - but only the relaxed kind, and exclusively with people he really really likes. It's a lot of physical contact for him. You have no idea how much of a privilege it is that he engages with you like that, tussling and teasing when he normally can't even stand to sit too close to somebody. When the play fighting comes out, it's a very reliable sign you're one of his 'forever people'.

Oh, he'll let you win alright; oh noooo, he's pinned under a hot human, oh nooooooo truly he is defeated. He's totally dead, only a kiss can bring him back. It's the only way. Right on the mouth, please.

Red: Play fighting might as well be one of his love languages. He likes it rough, after all. A bonus of having to do a lot of actual fighting while underground is he's very good at controlling his strength, he's aware of his body, he knows exactly when to apply pressure and when to ease off. Red is probably the safest and most fun skeleton to play fight with; he has an extremely gentle nature underneath all that swagger and he loves letting it out.

He enjoys casual displays of his strength. He'll let you think you're winning, then flip you onto your back, or pick you up and toss you over his shoulder, easily disarming you. Though like Sans, he's also not adverse to "losing" and having his very hot human love interest all over him. He'll happily ruin the moment with sexual remarks too.

Skull: He loves play fighting.

... Well... he likes when you TRY to play fight. He appreciates the effort, he likes any consensual contact and anything that shows you're not scared of him. He won't be doing all that much fighting, he's far too big, as soon as he even gently play fights he immediately wins. But he'll act the part, faux collapsing when you've defeated him, even if it's as convincing as a bear pretending to be defeated by a small cat.

You'll win every time. You've gotta understand, though, that play fighting with Skull is playing with fire. He'll get swept up in how cute you look when you have that victorious glimmer in your eyes, and his cute aggression will rapidly rise. You'll end up crushed by cuddles sooner or later.

#llamagines #you [straddling red]: What're you gonna do now huh??? I've bested you in combat!! #red: i'll beg if you want me to #you: #red: #you: Ok. I'm going to bed- #red: YOU'RE NO FUN

[hell0mega]

haven't drawn my boy in a while and wanted to put him in a spidermanny pose and make him REAL glowy

#danny phantom #danny fenton #ghosts #art #artists on tumblr #not entirely happy with the color and shading but eh what're you gonna do #still working on that #pretty happy with the pose though! took pictures of my hands to reference but that was it #probably why it looks funky lol #my art #mine #nickelodeon #fanart

[thatswhatsushesaid]

someone call 911. or the ASPCA maybe

#mdzs shitposting #mdzs #cql #the untamed #3zun #xiyao #jin guangyao #lan xichen #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #yeah yeah ok i'm making two shitposts in one day what're you gonna do about it take me to fandom court #sue me for blorbo damages #i can't damage them any more than the narrative and the discourse already have

[other-peoples-coats]

struck by the idea where, For Reasons, plan saddest desert hermit doesn't get off the ground and team proto-rebellion have to pivot and pivot fast.

chucking the conspiracy equivalent of a uey at 100mph on the highway, and everyone involved is sleep deprived, stressed as fuck, and experiencing y'know, several levels of Devastating Grief.

the person with the brain cell is bail organa, a man who in canon spends like 20 fucking years playing ding dong ditch with a genocidal psychic space wizard and his boss, an even more genocidal space wizard. This man is not lacking in gumption, one can say. he is possessed of life threatening amounts of chutzpah, one might also say, except that he spends twenty years winning the ding dong ditch match with, again, a genocidal fascist dictatorship which includes two genocidal psychic space wizards who literally know he was in tight with the genocided group of space wizards plus the [mumble] number of other murderous genocidal space wizards, plus the rest of the non-space wizard space fascist cohort.

So. What does a man with a spine of steel, a heart as big as a planet, and more gumption than anyone should possess do, when plan 'split up the kids and hide the most famous man in the galaxy on the saddest hell planet' is a no go?

lie. lie like a fucking rug.

What's palpatine going to do? day one of the empire, his super awesome chosen one space wizard makeover project is still in progress and not yet wheezing his way into the galaxy's nightmares, and bail fucking organa strolls into the imperial senate with:

one (1) baby (female)

one (1) baby (male)

several (~20+) aides and various hangers on, including;

one (1) brown haired blue eyed man who could, if you squinted a bit, probably get third place in a general kenobi lookalike competition, were those now not super duper illegal

Sidious, of course, could be like A JEDI KILL HIM TRAITOR ETC, but, crucially, his wheezing attack dog is still on the lab table getting seven inches added to his height and cup holders installed, or whatever the fuck skeevy sheev added in as extras. Palpatine is an old guy who is still trading on being A Beloved Grandfather who was Reluctant To Take The Throne, and is still easing the galaxy into the whole, y'know, we're a fascist empire now, kneel or perish.

Palpatine, on day one of the empire, can't point at bail fucking organa and be like HABOURING A TRAITOR unless he is really, really sure, like 110% sure, because it's bail fucking organa and every goddamn senator will baulk like a horse at a plastic bag if he accuses, again, the senator of alderaan of high treason on day one of the empire.

A secret rebellion is fine, if not ideal; you can theoretically stamp it out, and, also, it's small, percentage wise.

The entire fucking galaxy thinking that, hey, if the guy in charge is going to go after fucking alderaan, what's to stop him going after us? bigger problem. huge problem. original trilogy kinda touched on that one. Day one of the empire, everyone is still basically on war footing, and fuck man, if alderaan is copping it....maybe this empire isn't great after all. maybe we can make our OWN empire, with a different emperor.

Would palps win? eh maybe. would it destroy all credibility forever and ever amen? yeah. the difference between a 'legally installed emperor' and 'a dictator we must overthrow' is how willing the galaxy is to lick boot, and there's not yet the fear of The Empire black bagging you to keep those tongues going.

so. palpatine can't say shit. palpatine can imply shit, palpatine can get his lackies to say shit. but, crucially, palpatine himself can't say fuck all about the goddamn kenobi lookalike that is now following after organa and wiping his kid's little butts and playing gofer and whatever else.

and what's more believable? bail fucking organa is hiding a traitor, or bail organa and his wife have a situationship with a guy who looks sort of a bit like a former general? the same kind of situationship that like, half the senate has had at one point or another with a guy (or guys) who looked sort of a bit like said ex-general. go to any high level business and/or political building, you'll find half a dozen guys who look vaguely like said hot ex-general, and many of them will have a more or less (often less) accurate coruscanti-ish accent. or will develop one.

(hey, it's a niche. gotta pay the bills somehow, and if you get the job because you dyed your hair and grew a beard, well, you're still using your political science degree, right?)

of course, that only holds for so long, but by that point it's been, y'know, a while. and that looks worse in a different way -- what, kenobi was fucking walking around in front of the whole imperial senate, and none of them noticed? absolutely not, all credibility is gone forever.

which means. that palpatine and the organas are stuck in a full on staring match about this guy who is 100% for sure not kenobi, because -- well. he can't be kenobi. becuase that would look bad. but also. it's kenobi. but also. it can't be kenobi.

(vader takes one look at this guy who looks like his master kenobi and then rolls his eyes, because he has already met aproximately 90,000 people who look vaugely like his master and he got very good at picking out how the newest one was not kenobi his master by the time he was a senior padawan.)

#bail organa #star wars #bailbrehaobi #like. implied #sort of. #star wars crack #coats originals #the plot here is not thought out. if you are like BUT THIS WOULDN'T WORK sssshhh it's for the bit #the bit of bail organa making skeevy sheevy's life miserable #bail like what're you gonna do. arrest me? for having a kenobi fetish? you gonna arrest half the galaxy too?

[genericaces]

i spent 10 straight hours in a fugue state making this last night. come play my spike dress up game [LINK] (should be mobile/desktop friendly)

#a little barebones and some of it's still wonky but what're you gonna do #will probably add more stuff later #feel free to share whatever you make! #spike #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #art

[arachne4]

Yan Leon who's basically a puppy, who can't be without you or else he can't function. Who needs you to constantly praise him, to let him know how much you love him, who just likes to hold you, just likes to be in your presence.

#Yan Leon would NOT be a top can confirm #resident evil #resident evil x reader #yandere resident evil #yandere leon kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #Yeah I'm posting some leon thoughts #WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT RAH

[ohnoitsjetster]

If I had a nickel for every time a Curt Mega character kissed a beautiful badass redheaded woman with a mysterious past who then immediately ended their relationship DURING the kiss, I would still not have enough money to pay for therapy

#yes “another Curt Mega post” What're you gonna do about it #curt mega #duke keane #agent curt mega #ms holloway #miss holloway #holloweane #tatiana slozhno #tcb spies are forever #spies are forever #spies are forever spoilers #nightmare time #killer track #nightmare time spoilers

[ghouljams]

Luck being a koala to gaz and him acting like nothing is happening (I envy their relationship)

Despite the fact that Gaz's shadow does a wonderful job carrying you from place to place, you find it much more comfortable to have the man himself do it. You wrap your arms around his shoulders, your legs around his waist, and he happily carts you from his room to the kitchen. Afterglow breakfast, he calls it. His fingers skim your thighs, bunching up the sweatshirt he lent you and giving your ass an affectionate squeeze. You push your face against his neck with a content sigh.

Gaz sets you to sit on the kitchen counter while he digs through the fridge. He tosses you a fruit cup from the box on the lowest shelf. You peal back the top enough to suck out the sugar water while Gaz makes himself busy looking for forks. He hops up onto the counter next to you and passes you the imitation silverware. You click your fork against his, and twirl it over your fingers to tuck into the little orange slices left in your cup.

"Last two," Gaz smiles.

"Lucky us," You grin back.

#cod x reader #x reader #kyle garrick mw2 #kyle garrick x oc #kyle garrick x reader #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #gaz x reader #gaz mw2 #gaz cod #gaz x oc #gaz x you #oc: luck #demon!darlings au #this is just s short sweet softness #they're so cute I love them #I wanna write more smut for them truly #Demon Price is always on Luck about showing some decorum as a soldier #“stop hanging off of Gaz” they say #but Gaz gets sad when Luck isn't hanging on him so what're you gonna do

[dryedation]

This is it. This is the type of quality content I'm making from now on.

#utmv #my art #baggs #dr baggs #megalosomnia #skin issues #cw acne #yeah i know it's gross but what're you gonna do about it? #doodles #shitposting #undertale au #he's using his lil' magic hand thing if y'all wonderin' #i think this is a sign i need to go to bed

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

ya'll what is goin' on in the uty section of tumblr.

what is goin' on with the shippers

Usually tumblr is like one of the most chill places for fandom shit ever but going in the uty ship tags,,,

"MY ship is better, YOURS doesn't make sense blah blah etc"

literally who cares....

you don't like it? don't engage with it. block the tag...

why are you angry.... why are you harassing people who like a ship you don't like...

How does people liking a ship that isn't your ship literally affect you in anyway..........

again, I thought we left this behavior in the 2010's can ya'll like..... not........

#I'm going to make a Starlo polycule out of SPITE. #Ceroba x Starlo x Dalv polycule right now #what're you gonna do about it. huh /lh #rambling #undertale #undertale yellow #uty #corn yaoi #staroba #i don't hate any ship that's consenting and legal #so don't take this as an attack on any ship as a whole #but y'all individuals know who you are....

[cmbdragon98]

Closure has come to me myself

You will never belong to me

#wolfwrenweek2023 #wolfwrenweek #wolfwren #shin hati #sabine wren #ahsoka show #star wars #digital art #cass' gay ass art #Day 4: Howl of Affection #yeah im still doing the lyric text stuff what're you gonna do fight me?? #get dunked nerd Closure by Chevelle #this had so many layers oh my goodness #we will return shortly after these Scheduled messages

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

don't mind me venting for a sec 💙 btw, I felt inspired to draw trixie for this picture because of the song 'as strong as horses' by vylet pony, I really really love that song ♡

♡ ˢᶠʷ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳᵃᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵒⁿˡʸ ♡

#my art! ☆ #trixie lulamoon #mlp fim #my little pony #mlp #voice dysphoria is very not fun #like what're you gonna do #not talk? #idk but drawing this helped me feel a little better for now at least #i also felt inspired to draw trixie for this because she's trans or well by popular headcanon at least :) #my pony art ☆

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

is it gay to casually chill with yourself casually chilling with yourself?

dnkinktober day 28: panties/lingerie

#death note #light yagami #light yagami x 2 #light yagami x 3 #yes i think i'm funny what're you gonna do about it??? #my art #dnkinktober #we have kira (w pen) non-kira (at side) and bleeding-out-on-the-floor-kira (bleeding out in the floor) #corset had to happen at some point i needed to draw one #so uhhhh eat well my friends #have your selfcest #what do we even call this this is like #light yaga-ception #no #yagamimimi #lightghtght #hm #lightyagayagayagami #what #someone be smarter than me #anyways. enjoy your meal or whatever you freaks want with them

[pack-coven-thing]

More of Peaches and Plums AU, here's Macaque! (Called by the name Liu'er Mihou in the AU)

I want to explain so much about the AU to you guys but all I'm saying rn is that the fic for it, technically, is an AU of the AU

In the sense that LMK/canonish Mac wakes up in Liu'er's (peaches and plums) body

Fun times, will update y'all on @moonsplit (our writing blog) when I can give more details!

#I'm not the proudest of this art but eh #what're you gonna do? #liu'er mihou #macaque #six eared macaque #lmk macaque #macaque lmk #shadowpeach #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk au #lmk au art #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #peaches and plums au

[hs-transfusion]

I saw the post that said you put down a rule that the trolls couldn't end up with the same class or aspect as (among other things) their dancestor...but Nepeta is a Mage, like Meulin. Is this a mistake, or did you just like something about that classpect enough that you decided to skip the rule?

god fucking damn it i bungled it

#asks #I could change it but that'd require a whole lot of shuffling around and I don't wanna futz with everyone's character arcs too badly #oh well. what're you gonna do