#the worms in my brain are incurable

[saintofhounds]

In the good supernatural that exists in my head there would have been a shot of human castiel hanging out washing and the white sheets hanging in the wind would have filled the place of his wings

#its all about the mundane humanity filling the place of divinity #im listening to the wonder years again and having feelings #the worms in my brain are incurable #spn #castiel #supernatural #vo1d rambles

[wiidoodles]

They're so (motions vaguely)

#trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash trigun #wolfwood trigun #vashwood #wii doodles #these two have put so many worms in my brain #its incurable #trigun fanart #fanart #ship art

[starbite]

shoutout to the local white boy with a rap song that includes references to ryuk death note, having adhd, and our suburban washington area code like it’s some kind of flex. targeted content.

#sorry you have to see it’s on my light yagami playlist #the brain worms are incurable brendan

[miamierre]

ayo writing this is actually making me insane jesus christ

#oh my god oh my god when i introduce [redacted] as [redacted] in the [redacted] sequence #guys. guysguysguysguys #bs 🤝 pierrecharles #giving me simply incurable brain worms #anyway if this becomes a whole fucking verse so help me god.

[croakings]

y'know. despite everything. i do find it a little bit funny that an increasingly prevailing opinion of the left is "only idiot liberals bother to vote"

#* #chatter #uspol #that's not a smart thing to think or say at all u r not immune to propaganda #''liberals(derogatory)'' the left 🤝 the right #which. i don't necessarily disagree but also #not thinking very hard about ''hot takes'' and having chronic incurable brain worms: the left 🤝 the right #i literally just. y'know. people in power..... make decisions occasionally. sometimes those decisions may affect you‚ personally. #sometimes change is slow and The Work™️(the great work)(the little work)(the things that regardless must be done) is. well #a slog. undramatic. ineffective. disappointing. and yet. #it matters if you can win one small insignificant bloody crumb of relief for someone. anyone. in any capacity. #there are lesser evils and at the same time there're greater goods. y'all're so fatalistic and negative #howre u gonna meet the revolution if u can't even suck it up and learn who's on ur city council #or god forbid participate in electing any of the members #the work is to do what good u can for literally anyone or anything u can manage. #it costs u NOTHING to vote or certainly nothing more than actually organizing would #literally do not understand sobbing into my hands y'all're so stupid.... #leftist infighting is truly just. fucking lmao. YOU CAN DO MORE THAN ONE(1) THING GOOD FUCKING GRAVY #im actually incapable of crying so u really do just have to laugh

[haojun]

About to be on my Invincible bullshit AND tgcf bullshit at the same time besties <3 xoxo

#i blame my roommate and my bestie #roommie is showing me invincible... which fucks HARD #bestie is finally giving me the motivation to read tgcf <3 #which has been a long time coming lets be honest #but hehe sorry in advance anyone who followed me for kpop or the untamed or star trek <3 #i might have incurable brain worms abt these two pieces of media for a bit

[revivisection]

i haven't drawn anything in like a week. is that true? who knows. i'm not going to fact check myself

#what if i drew corvosider again. that would surely fix me #so mad i thought my mind was going to get a fun saw yaoi vacation and i WILL but i also have incurable brain worms

[joestarbuckss]

I have severe and incurable brain rot from Provisional Paradise!!

I have never read a tsukikage fic in my LIFE, read Nana’s fic on a whim and she has changed my entire life.

These two have wormed their way into my brain and I can literally only think about this fic.

Please read this fic, I’m BEGGING YOU! Tobio gets a volleyball injury and long story short, he and tsukki have a marriage of convenience, they move in together yada yada they fall in love *heart eyes emoji*

Link to Nana’s twitter and her fic below! I promise you, it is one of the best reads I’ve ever had in my life!! It checks every box: pining, angst, fluff, smut, SLOWBURN and so much more. It WILL NOT disappoint!!!

https://x.com/vicetobio?s=21

#tsukishima kei #kageyama tobio #haikyuu brainrot #Haikyuu #tsukikage #tsukkikage #kageyama x tsukishima #tkkg #provisional paradise #ao3fic #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 fanart #haikyuu fanart

[scarlet--wiccan]

what’s your favorite version of quicksilver’s hair? i’ve always been partial to the looser version in the later issues of the 90s quicksilver comic

I don't know if I have a favorite example from an actual comic-- I'm really just happy if it doesn't look bad. From a character design perspective, I think his little hair antennae are his most iconic feature, so it's important keep them in some form, but I also know some artists struggle to make them look natural.

Pietro's hairstyle makes the most sense of if you think of it as being pushed back and windswept from running, with the two flyaway pieces to emphasize motion. It usually looks pretty natural if you keep them shorter and/or thinner. If they're too big and heavy, they look like bunny ears, and if they fall forward too much they just don't look right. They need to remain swept back, even when he's standing still

I always want Pietro to have curlier hair like Wanda, but there aren't many good examples. Izaakse does it pretty well in Uncanny Avengers, but it's too long on the sides and it doesn't look windswept enough. Conversely, Pichelli gives his hair great motion in Scarlet Witch, but she loses those two signature strands. I guess I'd say Pichelli would be my favorite if she could just incorporate that detail a little better. It might be recency bias but it's no secret that I think the Maximoffs have literally never looked better than they do right now.

Because I have incurable brain worms, I quickly edited a couple panels from Scarlet Witch to show what Pichelli's Quicksilver might look like with the antennae hair incorporated into his curls. They're not super obvious, but I think you can see what I'm getting at.

#quicksilver #pietro maximoff #sara pichelli

[coffeebanana]

help i have the miraculous worms in my brain, i literally can't stop thinking about them, it has happened before but I really need to do stuff and I just keep thinking about the blorbos send help

anon i'm so sorry but this condition is actually incurable

#aksjdfkdajsbfd #thank you this made me laugh #i hope you manage to balance the blorbo thoughts along with doing the stuff 💜 #ask response #anonymous

[mango-mahogany]

My friend (who works at an amusement park) told me about a ride that malfunctioned, and apparently the sign changed from sky drop to guy drop and the brain worms took over.

so I had to write a poem about it

Many dreamt of darkest dreams, a carnival half remembered.

A shocking sight, in rain or snow, memory bent from tempered

They called they came on foot they travelled, follow the beacon infernal

Unstoppable marching, incurable stomping the hanged man called eternal

Half remembered, what was forgotten, a name or something more

Crowds of fools, collapsed in swathes against the cobbled floor

Kept the lock forgot the key, their sense was locked behind

At last they found what was forgot, a crumbling broken sign.

Pay thee warning, greedy cats, for now this is the end

Pay thee tithing, pay the reaper, and pay your handymen

#poetry #horror #original poem #poems on tumblr #writers and poets #folk horror

[yitzhak-rabin-kinnie]

TW // GERMAN PEOPLE .

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. Okay so the Lingering Echoes event is finished, I cleared all the medals, trimmed one included, so now here are my thoughts on it. For ease of comprehension i'll be using the worm rating, courtesy of my shroomfie @newenglandofficial. PLEASE MIND THE SPOILERS

STORY (6.5/7 worms ) :

The story is pretty neat, all in all. It has the benefit of being self-contained in a very digestable setting, the nomadic city of Vysenheim, in Leithanien (Arknight's bastardised mix of Austria-Hungary and Germany). While there are no grand stakes like in the Abyssal Hunter storyline (will the fish women ever remember the fourth member of their lesbian polycule ?), I was quite invested in the Witch King lorecrumbs we got, and the spooky wooky conspiration to bring him back to life. Now let's now take a look at it through its most important prism, the characters. For the sake of the three people who'll read this, I will try and keep the events as accurate as possible.

All of them are fairly likable and bounce off fairly well of each other, with Ebenholz, the caprinae (goat people) main character of this event and banner poster-boy, being a tragic figure, not because he's obviously a massive homosexual, mind you, but because he's Austrian, a condition which unfortunately carries many incurable symptoms such as playing the violin, being an aristocrat, having weak little wrists, throwing tantrums in music shops and sleeping in the same bed as your best friend who happens to be a very distant relative. As you can see, he's clearly the highlight of this event. His quest for purpose is a pleasure to follow : after being baited into leaving his aristocratic crackden by the vulpo (wolf people) local ruler who's so hot my friends brain malfunctionned when I first showed him her sprite, he meets his soulmate, Kreide, a young caprinae coming to Vysenheim to cure his grandfather, who's currently suffering from the onset of magical rock cancer.

Following their encounter, the two newfound comrades then decide to apply for the traditional austrian coming-of-age rite, which involves playing music in an orchestra, since two spots are now open after the previous musicians got fed to Das Kindershredder in typical german fashion. The Concertmaster, Czerny, pictured below, rejects them at first, but the two manage to earn his respect after a fortunate encounter between them, Czerny, and my favorite AoE sidehoe, Hibiscus. The latter almost gets mobbed by a bunch of angry people manifesting the most popular teutonic characteristic, racism, but after the incident gets defused the whole gang meets at Czerny's place so that Hibiscus can casually give found poisoning to all of them by, I shit you not, cooking them healthy food, which bursts Czerny's ulcer, whose proud european organism can only run on fat Sauerkraut.

Unfortunately, soon after this merry and jolly reunion, the infected of the Afterglow (the local ghetto for rock cancer patients) start experiencing a worsening of their medical conditions. This is in fact caused by Kreide's twink aura, which is strong enough to cause the organism of every straight person in a five kilometer radius to spontaneously collapse, and even causes an invasion of toxic slugs from the sewers.

The gang then discovers that Ebenholz's and Kreide's entire existence are in fact fabricated : both of them are direct descendants of the dead Witch-King, and got kidnapped as kids so that his Loyalists, called the Remnants, could implant a symphony inside of them, which could then be used to resurrect him (think Horcruxes in harry potter basically). The new rulers of Leithanien, the Twin-Empresses (they're ugly sorry), find them, and, having mercy on them, decide to give one a fake identity as a random noble in bumfuck-nowhere (that's Ebenholz), and give one to a secret agent meant to keep an eye on him (Kreide).

Gertrude, Czerny's bitter ex and the lady who invited Ebenholz' here in the first place, whose dad was a Witch King loyalist, plans to turn the Geneva convention into a checklist by triggering this symphony, thus attracting the attention of the Twin Empresses' on the Remnants and taking her revenge on them ? I think that was her plan roughly lol I skipped that part.

Ebenholz then has a wizard duel with her in the street, dispels her hyperborean cloning powers, and then beats. Absolutely nothing happens though because she's the local ruler and instead she's gently taken away by the local glowie, some Perro (dog people) fuck named Biegler, who sjould clearly marry me.

During the fatidic day of the concert, after learning of his blood relationship with Kreide, and unable to face the potential prospect of their future gay babies morphing into Habsburgs through the sheer power of germanic incest, Ebenholz is thus forced to put down his malewife to save the city.

Kreide dies in Ebenholz' after gently caressing his face and telling to live, breaking the soft little heart of Ebenholz, who also has part of the Witch King's consciousness and voice inside of his brain, and decides to go to Rhodes Island after ditching his noble status.

GAMEPLAY (5/7 worms) :

It was pretty okay, I experienced the event in the best way possible, aka not reading the tutorial stages and assuming everybody not inside of their weird flux jizz would fucking die. As it turns out it's not the case it just gives you an SP regen debuff and the ennemies gimmicks now hit you harder. Also Kreide's (whose Witch-King infused form is the final boss) essentially kills himself during the final stage so that was fine.

BANNER (7/7 worms) :

I tried to convinced myself that I would NOT roll Ebenholz, with Pozyomka and Gavial (forma del ungabunga) approaching, but I caved in instantly when I heard his sweet little german lines telling me that he would, in fact, do fucking nothing as my assistant. Yas king slay give us fucking nothing.

Gameplay wise, I wish his S2 did NOT have the shift effect, since it tends to pull ennemies into the rest of the mines and fucking waste all of them for one ennemy. His S3 is gimmicky as fuck but would be broken if Hypergryph decided to let him stack his auto-attacks during his S3. All in all he's my adopted son and I love him.

Stay tuned for more objectively right review of other events, it was a pleasure writing that one !

#arknights #lingering echoes #spoilers #arknights spoilers #germ*n people

[blood-bones-nerves]

sharing my unhinged "feral toxic exes" playlist for Dandrey because I have incurable brain worms

playlist thumbnail art by @mattewkanada ✨

#in honor of chapter 6 of takes its toll #now available at an ao3 near you! #daniil dankovsky #andrey stamatin #dandrey #pathologic #pathologic 2 #Мор. Утопия #ship playlist

[mynamesdrstuff]

my brain worms are incurable. can anyone hear me

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#ch40 drowning lessons truthers rise #witch hat atelier #<- for my own tag. sorry to everyone in the tag looking for quality posting

[fellow-in-a-wellow]

Hello! I gathered some of my homemade insults! Hope you use them!

They can be used for writing or irl conversations (sibling to sibling for example).

Aside from this conversation you are the biggest waste of time in my life.

Ah, and here we see an idiot in action.

Proud to be an idiot, aren't you?

(passing by a kid section of a store) ah! Finally something for you.

Your neurons must have missed a few spots when they were developing your brain.

I think your atoms have a disease called "incurable stupid".

Your date of birth should be a day all expecting parents dread.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a lack of father in your contacts. (From the Markiplier bit, but as an insult)

Y'know? i have a theory. I think god either created you as a joke or to remind insecure people that they have more use than you. I wouldn't know which ones are more probable though.

Your name should be a synonym for being a dumbass.

The date of your death should be the national holiday of being a dumbass.

Education really failed you. Have you ever considered asking the school for a refund?

You're the reason hell exists and why they had to make a room that threatens with knowledge.

Ugh, you might be everyone else's sun in life but to me you're just cancer inducing.

I may be adopted but at least it means i was wanted by them. However, they were stuck with you from day one. (In case you're adopted.)

Your existence is why we battle for abortion rights.

Your mother should be jailed with public harassment for giving birth to you.

You look like road kill with makeup on.

You're the reason education is free/ should be free.

Other than in a trash can. Where do you belong?

You're too much of a moron to see the consequences of your idiotism.

No one had any expectations for you. Why do you still disappoint?

You should persue the career of a clown instead of doing it for free.

Just because you're too stupid to acknowledge what was wrong doesn't mean that you're free of it's consequences. *Smacked*

Never did I think there was a way to go lower than the bare minimum, yet i see a shovel in your hand and ignorant determination in your eyes only an oblivious fool like you could have.

Worm on a string looks more intelligent than you.

The government should give anyone who ever interacted with you a refund and an apology letter.

I think i know why teachers are paid less.

Please, by all means, baffle me with your bullshit.

If you were a jester in medieval times they would consider you more of a pain in the ass than hemorrhoids they couldn't cure.

You should wipe off your make up with toilet paper, because it looks like shit.

Some people are right brained, some left brained and some parts of the human population are good at both of them. You're a fourth, hidden exception.

Letting you live was a mistake. Let me fix it. *Smack*

It's my first time seeing such a massive degradation of IQ.

High school didn't help, why should college?

I thought you were getting better, turns out you were just taking a break.

You're the type of guy to take orders from a rock twice. (From that one post).

I'm really fighting the urge to judge you by the cover.

First impressions matter, is this your best?

The only way you could find someone to date you is if they had an attraction to morons.

The only way you could get something to date you is if they were blind, mute, deaf and had some kind of brain mutation that lets you borrow brain cells from other people to compensate for the ones that died in battle against you.

Your heart is as barren as your brain.

You're the type of guy to go to school twice and turn out twice as stupid.

Moron should be a title reserved for people like you.

You would fail an exam even if they let you copy the paper.

The only way you passed that test was out of pity.

You're the type of guy to try and sell marijuana to a cop.

You're putting your energy in all the wrong places.

What? Sorry, you're a waste of breath so i just don't bother listening to you anymore.

Your personality has a ph of 14.

Your brain could fit inside a toy teacup and still have space for water.

How can you have two working eyes but be so damn blind.

When i said "cleanse your mind" i didn't include throwing your brain into a bin as a task.

*pointing at the victim* does this spark joy? *The hand changes from pointing to thumbs down or to a fuck you finger* no. (This can be the part when you introduce your middle finger to their face 2 feet apart for proper social distancing guidelines.)

You have one braincell and it bounces around your mind like a ping pong ball. If it hits a corner you experience a thought. Your brain doesn't have corners/but it's smooth. (You can include or exclude it. I took some inspiration from another post.)

If i speak directly into your ear i'm pretty sure you will feel it's echo spiral around that empty lot you call your head.

I can feel wind blowing through your skull, cause of the emptiness of it.

I'm sorry this was your mothers result.

#insults #comedy #siblings #dialogue prompt #dialogue inspiration

[ambivalentmarvel]

40-50 (:

with your help seek my can't shut the fuck up disease remains incurable (affectionate and self-affirming)

40. What is your favorite world that you’ve created for a fic?

omg probably morgan's world from Runaway Baby (Getaway Darling) the eclectic huge family that's not all blood related just Gets Me, especially when it serves to support Shenanigans.

41. Who’s your favorite character you’ve written?

azula last name avatar: the last airbender you will always be famous

42. What’s your favorite title that you’ve come up with?

ooogh that's so hard!!! maybe all the titles from the Looking Glasses series? i love a theme.

43. Is there a trope or idea that you’d really like to write but haven’t yet?

not really!!!! if i get the brain worms i will write Something, even if it hasn't been published just yet ;)

44. What is your favorite genre to write?

hmm as far as like. fanfic genres. probably crack treated seriously lmao. if an idea barely makes any sense and is held together at the seams by nonsense and tomfoolery i am There my friend!!! nobody is giggling harder at my fics than me

45. What genre/trope do you tend to write the most?

angsty canon-adjacent aus lmao. i have two settings.

46. If you could only write one type of AU for the rest of your life, what would it be?

OH GEEZ. HARD TIE BETWEEN THE AFOREMENTIONED TWO SETTINGS.

47. Is there a trope that you’ve written before but are now sick of?

most homeless peter aus make some Choices with their plots that i generally don't entertain these days, despite having written one myself

48. Who is your favorite character to write for?  Has this changed since you’ve started writing for that fandom?

i've only written one fic from her pov but morgan harriet stark you will always be famous!!!!!!! my darling little creecher of a girl is everything to me (see again: Runaway Baby)

49. What fic of yours would you say is the best introduction to you as a writer?

uhhhhhhhhhhh maybe the choice is yours or Blips on the Record? both of them deal with some pretty heavy topics while also paying a lot of attention to character development and still having some light-hearted moments, which is what i aim for in most of my fics :))

50. How would you describe your writing style?

whatever i want it to be!!!!!! i don't really believe in rules so it's whatever works with that particular piece he he

#ask ambi #fic