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yourloverfromthepast · 1 year

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Jaskier: Truth or dare?

Y/n: Truth.

Jaskier: Do you like Geralt?

Y/n: Ok, dare.

Jaskier: I dare you to tell me whether you like Geralt or not.

Y/n: Well-

Jaskier: And no. Not a random Geralt. The one.

The white wolf.

Geralt of Rivia.

The shirtless and covered in blood man who just entered.

Y/n: HE'S HERE?! WHERE? *turns around to see no one* FUCK, NO-

Jaskier, slapping his hand on the table: HAH, I WAS RIGHT!

Y/n: NO, YOU MOTHERFU-

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izzy-hands · 1 year

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Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [22/∞] (insp.)

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hannibard · 8 months

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I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

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anya-chalotra · 11 months

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clown-of-rivia · 10 months

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#im right but on tumblr #another from my twt #the witcher #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher memes #netflix the witcher #eskel

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amphorographia · 2 years

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Geralt: What the fuck? The door's been locked from the outside

Yennefer: We seem to be trapped in one of those "can't leave until you have sex" rooms

Jaskier, unlacing his doublet: Okay, no big deal then

Geralt: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room

Jaskier:

Yennefer:

Geralt:

Jaskier: We're going to die in here

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kynmoonlight · 1 month

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A day without flirting is like... ...I have no idea! I've never tried it.

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ilikebigants · 1 year

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New headcannon: most Witchers don't have a lot of sex. The rumour that Witchers are really sexually active was started due to Vesemir's slut era and was solidified due to Geralt's escapades.

Everyone else has depression and can't get it up

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fanby-fckry · 5 months

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Jaskier: oh so when GERALT gets sensory overload he has Witcher senses but when I do I HAVE AUTISM

Yennefer: you both have autism hope this helps

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familiar-anonymous · 1 year

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Geralt and Jaskier's way of parenting Ciri

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witchertits · 8 months

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read my geraskier clone fucking fic maybe (E, 2.5k, T4T)

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ladyannemarie5 · 10 months

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Yennefer: Alright everyone, Jaskier's birthday is in 3 days, do you have your gifts ready? I made him a new batch of skin care products.

Geralt: I bought him two sets of his favorite lute strings.

Ciri: I will serenade him with the song he has been teaching me.

Radovid: I was finally able to convince my brother to do the Jaskier Fest. It was difficult due to time, but I got them to place cornflowers the exact color of his eyes all over the gardens and the royal cook is going to bake lute-shaped cookies. I've also arranged for the Oxenfurt choir and orchestra to play all of Jaskier's songs in the square throughout the day, and in mid-afternoon buttercups will be offered to all subjects so they can leave them on the golden statue of Jaskier that I have commissioned. Of course, I couldn't be left behind in terms of gifts either and bought a new hat with phoenix feathers. Oh, I almost forgot, I also had Valdo Marx imprisoned so Jaskier can decide his sentence after I read him the love poems I wrote for him.

Yennefer, Geralt and Ciri: ...

Radovid: I know, I went overboard with the hat didn't I, sorry, I just couldn't resist, he looks so handsome in the hat.

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izzy-hands · 1 year

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