#the war of jokes and riddles edward nygma x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

Twojar Riddler x F!Reader - Wedding Woes

A/N: Hi, so, uhh I’ve been mulling over this idea for a minute. For one, I wanna write anything I can to alleviate my dislike for Riddler’s Prelude to the Wedding issue (which is why this is twojar specific), because yeah, no. But also this is sort of a comfort piece for me? My family has not one, not two, but three weddings all less than five months apart from each other. My cousin’s was in June, and now my sister’s is coming up in November (two days after my bday rip, I know she couldn’t help it but goddamnit…) and my other cousin has her’s in January…and I literally just want to rip my hair out. So if you don’t mind I’m gonna indulge myself with this piece to help me cope with all this wedding madness going on..

Trigger Warnings: 18+ ONLY Minors DNI! Strong language, explicit sexual content (unprotected sex w/afab reader, fingering), mentions of violence and criminal activity

Word Count: 2.7 k

Twojar Riddler x F!Reader - Wedding Woes

Well, guess the news around town was true. 

The Bat and the Cat…finally tying the knot, who would’ve thunk. You were fairly certain Selina wouldn’t be the type to want to be tied down to a commitment. You shrugged as you took in the city skyscape from your balcony. 

I wonder how Eddie’s taking it? What he thinks of this engagement…

Speak of the Devil, he came to join you out on the balcony. You fell backwards into his chest when he wrapped his arms around you from behind. He placed his chin on top of your head after kissing the top of it. 

He’s quiet, way too quiet. 

“Have you heard the news?” You asked, offering a line of conversation. 

Ed scoffed, you could feel the outtake of air move some hair around. “How could anyone have not heard? It’s all anyone is talking about…”

“I’m still pretty baffled.” You commented. “I just didn’t see Selina being the type, nor Bats really.”

“I never thought he could divorce himself from Gotham.” You joked. “Unless they’ve got some kinda special three way going on..”

Edward chuckled, but more out of habit than sincerity. After a moment of awkward silence, you turned around to face him. You put your arms on top of his, that were still wrapped around you. Your hands rested on his chest as you start gently caressing him. 

“What’s up, Eddie? I can tell when your minds turning, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is without you telling me…” You giggled. 

Nothing. Your eyebrows started to furrow in the middle. 

“Eddie?”

“W-would you…would you ever consider marrying me?”

Oh…OH

You mouth was opening and closing, trying to get your brain to start thinking and speaking your next words. 

“I, um, uh…well…to be honest I never thought about it,  like just marriage in general. Never saw it in my cards. I mean sure when I was little, I think every little girl thinks about her own when they go to their first wedding of a family member. But as time went on, and the more I saw the uglier side of things, I just never thought about it.” 

Edward nodded. “I, too, never thought much about it. Until tonight anyway. I never suspected Batman and Catwoman, in hindsight I should have, given how close they are and just how much he lets her off the hook.” 

“However, she’s easier to forgive I suppose. She hasn’t caused mass terror throughout the city, killed countless civilians…” 

You pulled him closer to you, resting your head on his chest. Your hands going up his back as you gently rubbed his shoulder blades. His arms dropped to his side as you held him in your embrace. 

“I’m beyond forgiveness and redemption. I’m not someone who gets married.” He concluded. 

“Oh, Eddie…” You squeezed around his abdomen tighter. 

“I’m not even sure why you’ve stuck it out with me for so long…I-I have nothing to give you in terms of a future, surely not a happy ending either.” 

“I don’t need a happy ending and if I’m with you in my future that’s all I want.” You picked your head up to look him in the eyes. 

“You make it sound incredibly romantic.” He huffed. “But it doesn’t change or make it better. Doesn’t change who I am, what I’ve done, and what I’m bound to do.” 

“I know, I know it won’t, but I’m willing to accept it. Willing to take the bad with the good. Because you make me happy, we’re happy together.”

You brought your hands back around from behind him and held his face in your hands. Your thumb gliding over both his cheeks. 

“That…that’s, that’s rather selfish. Staying with a murderer, terrorist, criminal like me…because I make you happy.”

“If being happy with you…in a world where no matter how much good you do, no matter how many rules you follow, or cross your T’s and dot your I’s. You still get fucked over, taken advantage of, and spit on. If loving you makes me finally feel a fraction of happiness and tranquility, despite who you are and what you’ve done…hell yes I’m selfish. I’m selfish as hell. And I don’t give a damn.” 

You smiled proudly as Ed’s eyes widened at your statement. 

“Riddle me this…” Your hands slid down his face and locked behind his neck. “Oswald Cobblepot has a pretentious one. Selina Kyle’s can also be a first name. And Bruce Wayne’s is printed all over the city. And I want yours, what am I?”

Ed’s eyes furrowed for a second as he mulled over it. His mind immediately forgetting the previous thoughts whirling around in his head. You could tell he finally got it when he let out a soft chuckle and shook his head. 

“Very cute, Y/N.”

“If you got on your knee right now and asked me to marry you I would say yes with no hesitation. I think Y/N Nygma has a good ring to it. Don’t you?” You tilted your head, a sweet smile plastered on your face. 

Ed nodded. “Yes, it really does..”

“And besides…” You began. You removed your hands from Ed’s face and held his hands as you outstretched both your arms. 

“Who needs a wedding?” You proposed. “Who needs a guestlist, invitations, registries, DJs and music. Hell, who even needs the minister!” 

You squeezed Edward’s hands as you gave him a beaming smile. “Do you, Edward Nygma, take me, Y/N L/N, to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, for as long as we both shall live.” You pulled him closer to you with each vow until he was back in your embrace. 

“I-I didn’t even ask you.” Ed chuckled, breathlessly.

“I had a feeling you wouldn’t think it’ll ever be okay to ask me, so I just took it out of the equation.” You smirked. 

“I do.” Ed smiled. 

“And I do too, shamelessly, now and always. Ring or no ring” You framed his face again with your hands. Your face inched closer and closer to his. 

“You may now–mm!” Your statement was interrupted by Edward crashing his lips to yours in a sweet kiss. 

You smiled into the kiss, as you squeezed his face. His arms found home again around your waist. 

When the need for air overcame the desire to stay lip locked, you both backed away from the kiss. Ed rested his forehead on top of yours. You leaned up to kiss his nose. 

“What ever will I do with you?” He muttered. 

“Well, you better figure it out, looks like you’re going to be stuck with me for a long time.” You teased as you scrunched up your nose. 

Ed snickered. “There’s no one else I’d rather be stuck with…Mrs. Nygma.”

You gasped before letting out a fit of giggles. “I was right it does sound nice.” 

Edward let you go and back away from you, but was back at your side and before you knew it, he had you in his arms with your feet off the ground. He was carrying you, carrying you like a groom would his bride from the church. 

You shrieked as your feet suddenly left the ground, but your shrieks were replaced by laugher as you wrapped your arms around his neck to hang onto something. 

You kissed his cheek as he carried you back into the apartment. Through the living room and through an open door that belonged to your shared bedroom. He playfully tossed you on the bed. You laughed as you got up on your knees and went to the foot of the bed to wrap your arms back around him. 

You leaned in for another kiss, one more passionate and sloppy than before. Your hands crawled to the back of his head, your fingers combed through his orange strands. When you had to separate to get another gulp of air, you started kissing his cheek, his jawline, developing a trail down to his shoulder. 

Ed cupped the side of your face, to bring it back up to look at him. He grabbed the edges of your oversized shirt and quickly pulled it over your body, exposing your upper half to him. It was his turn to start peppering your skin with kisses, going down a very similar path to the one you had started on his skin. 

Your hands dropped down to his lower abdomen. Your fingers wiggled to get underneath his white shirt, to start pulling it off him. He felt your warm fingers touch his skin, causing him to tense a little until he noticed what you were doing. 

“Need help?” 

“That’d be splendid, Mr. Nygma.” 

He chuckled as he stepped away from you to pull his shirt over his head. No matter how many times he bares himself to you, your mouth never ceases to water at the sight. You fell back onto the bed, scooting yourself closer to the head of the bed. Ed crawled onto the bed and hovered over you. You couldn’t resist leaning up to steal another kiss from his sweet lips. 

As the two of you kissed, his hands began exploring your body. Squeezing and caressing wherever he recalled got you gasping and moaning into his lips. Like when he kneads your chest or squeezes your love handles. It doesn’t take long for you to start moaning. 

He breaks the kiss to continue what he started. He kissed and lapped along your neck before softly suckling along the bone. His hands continued to roam your body, until it got to the band of your shorts. 

You gasped as your lower half was now exposed, and you laid completely bare before him. One of his hands went back to knead your breast, while the other stayed below your waist. His index finger softly caressing in between your folds. His mouth went to your other breast and began softly sucking on the nipple.

“E-Eddie…” You moan softly. One of your hands was cradling the back of his head, while the other clung around his back. Slowly, Ed eased his finger inside of you, which caused you to gasp in surprise but was quickly melted into moans. Satisfied at finally feeling some friction. 

Edward continued to steadily pump his finger in and out of you. Occasionally taking his thumb to rub long tight ovals into your clit, which caused his hands to get soaked even more. Using the extra slick, he was able to ease his middle finger to join in his ministrations. 

You grabbed his face again and brought his lips to yours. Your tongue impatiently parted from your lips, wanting access to enter his. He willingly allowed your tongue to roam his mouth. He quickened his fingers’ pace in and out of you. You moaned into the kiss, between the warmth of his mouth and the friction to your core. You were melting into the bedsheets below you. 

As Edward’s fingers felt your walls start to tighten around his fingers more frequently, he removed them from your core. You tore from the kiss to let out a frustrated sigh. 

“You were getting close…” He mumbled. 

“Yeah.” You growled. 

He snickered before pecking your forehead. “I’ll make it up to you, I always do don’t, I?” 

You roll your eyes but muttered a soft, “yeah…I guess.” 

Ed removed his sweatpants and boxers in one swift pull and he tossed them somewhere off to the side of the bed. He got back in place, hovering directly above you. You looked down to see him gently pump his hard cock. He took the precum developed at the head and spread it along his cock. He leaned back over you, lining his cock up to your entrance, rubbing the head gently in between your folds. 

You and Ed both let out sharp moans and groans when he finally entered you fully. Your legs wrapped tightly like a vice around his waist. You moved your hands to go back to hold his face, but he stopped them before they mad contact. He placed your hands down on the mattress near your head. He entwined his fingers with yours, squeezing your hands against his flesh and the sheets. 

Sounds of your moans grew, as he resumed the pace he started with his fingers. His dick filling you more than his fingers, and reaching further into you than his fingers could. 

“E-Eddie…mmm…”

His head dipped back down towards you, tucking it back between your neck and shoulder. Edward started nipping and suckling along your collarbone as he picked up his thrusting pace. Your hands squeezed his, your nails barely scrapping against his rough knuckles.

You turned your head, so your lips could reach his face. You began kissing alongside his face or the top of his head, as he moved along the front of you. 

“I love you, Edward Nygma...mmm…n-nothing will change that.” You manage to mutter out between your gasps and moans. 

Edward increased his pace at your words, making you swallow any other words you may have had. Replacing them with cries and moans. 

“I love you…” he grunted. “A-Absolutely adore you.” 

Both of your hands squeezed each other before he pulled one of his hands away to go down your body. You released your other hand from his and opted to wrap your arms around his neck. While one of his hands were at your front, the other wrapped around your back, slowly lifting you off the bed. 

The hand in your front squeezed between your bodies, finally finding it’s destined location. His thumb started stroking your clit again in tight fast circles. 

“E-Ed…mmm…Eddie!” 

“Y/N…ahh..” He began thrusting harder and faster. Pulling completely out with just the tip of his head still in and thrusted fully back in, before repeating.  

Your nails began biting his head and back, the hand on his back slowly dragging them down his spine, causing him to groan deeper. The sound making you squeeze your walls tighter around his cock. 

The all too familiar knot was getting tighter and tighter, just moments from coming undone. You tried to hold out just a little bit longer, wanting to cum with him. 

Your lips collide once more with Edward’s as your hands converge at his head. Your fingers combing through bits of his hair and sideburns. Your thumbs rubbing his cheeks, lovingly.  All it took was one more thrust, he stilled himself inside you. His thumb never stopped twirling around your clit as your walls held his cock in a chokehold. 

You broke the kiss as your body broke out in a warm sticky sweat, your body and limbs convulsing under him. Edward wrapped his arms around you, holding you close during the shakes. You shivered as you felt his release fill you up to the brim. 

As Ed gently laid you back down onto the mattress, he lovingly tucked your hair back and out of your face. He gave you a kiss on the forehead before looking back at into your eyes. You leaned up a little to give him a small sweet kiss. 

After cleaning up, and you stole yet another shirt of his. It didn’t take you long to fall into a dreamless sleep on his bare chest. The both of you cuddled in the bed and cozy under the covers. Edward had an arm wrapped around you, his hand periodically caressing your arm up and down. 

He looked down upon your sleeping figure. Someone that was comfortable, at ease, and truly happy with himself. He didn’t even like himself most days, not that anyone would know he hid it pretty damn well. Yet, there was you, an even greater conundrum than he is. 

Be that as it may, in moments like this…everything made sense. For a moment, Edward thought just about anything is possible now, especially with you. Maybe just maybe, matrimony isn’t entirely out of the question for him. 

“Riddle me this…Oswald Cobblepot has a pretentious one. Selina Kyle’s can also be a first name. And Bruce Wayne’s is printed all over the city. And I want yours, what am I?”

He grinned. 

It’s a last name.

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[quandaryqueen]

Signs that the Riddler's are in love

Hmmm, simp hours commencing in 3, 2, 1.

💚 Gotham

GCPD's residential simp Edward Nygma is a man who swoons as subtle as a jackhammer in the middle of construction. He looms over you, too close might I add. Not to mention, 💫 Riddles ™💫and gifts! With 💫Riddles💫

Okok he just doesn't really know how to approach you, he just does does whatever he has seen how his peers move around in the dating game— but dialed down and in his own way. What, do you think he'd pick you up with a vulgar invitation to his bedroom? No! Ok but that still doesn change the fact that some of you Y/N's might be uncomfortable with his attempt to flirt, something that is highly rational and reasonable.

But instead of making fun of him behind his back like say... Kristen and just talking to him, explain to him, make it known to him that you're uncomfortable with his advances and he'll stop. He's a reasonable man with a brain, he'd get it and back tf off.

💚 Young Justice

No, omg this boy can barely keep his composure around you. Like, blushing, stuttering, stammering, smiling like a fool, constant heart eyes around you, SWOONING, SCREAMING IN HIS PILLOW, CREAMING —

Making a move though? Nope! Would die in the spot if he even got within your radius.

But how will he make his love for you known? Well... There were a series of attempts of talking to you, in which he makes a last minute 180 because you know, nerves. Well that doesn't work, letters it is! He'd make the MOST detailed letter there is, spilling his heart out in cursive letters and flowery words. Shakespeare? No, it's just Eddie on a 3 AM spur of simpery.

Eddie being unsure about the letter because fuck. If you reject him, well that's all good cough not really you can just toss it in the trash and you won't know who tf it is. But then if you feel the same... Well what now? How wiyou find him? Oh shit you might think that it's a prank, he doesn't want to hurt you like that. Overthinking did him wrong and then he ended up just tossing it in the trash even if he wrote basically everything.

But then the next day... He wished that he tore and flushed it because someone fucking went through his trash, found it, read it and gave it to you. He fucken died.

💚 Arkhamverse

My, my, what a cheery little lad. Just the sunshine and rainbows of a bright skies and grassy horizons-- yeah no lemme just drop the sarcasm for a sec.

This man, is a bitter man. Pushed everyone away who dares impose his progress and delay his work, it would be an absolute travesty if he were to be distracted for the smallest gaps of seconds.... But he supposes having you around to 'pester' him motivates him that people in Gotham, represented by you, will have their brains turned to mush if he doesn't do anything about it. *Cough* yes, the man is an absolute delight of a tsundere. Crush? No! It's just fondness for the lower end of the IQ count. Well, fondness is quite the word, flexible, but at least you know that he certainly feels something towards you.

He asks for your thoughts on things. Not that he cares! Criticisms? Oh please, there is not a single critic that can ever give him hell, he's a genius! Your criticisms cannot touch him! But he does need to know what you think of this recent prototype—

💚 Batman the animated series

Another simp! But he's not a shy simp like some other Riddler iterations, he is a smooth fucker who shoots his shot in every gaps of opportunity he has, no matter how small it is. Look, I've seen the rehab episode thing where Eddie cannot handle being approached by girls, BUT I believe that him initiating the flirting does not bother him at all. Though if you wanna know, he mostly kept the screaming as internal screaming.

You need that thing on the shelf regardless if you can reach it or not? Ed's got you sweetheart. What's brilliant, beautiful and otherworldly? You, honey 😘. Cold? Here comes his coat with his scent embedded on the fabric! Here's some of your favourite food and flowers! Need to get away with murder? Oh darling, he'd be happy to assist!

Needless to say, he is simp. He is over-the-top head over heels for you, he'd do anything for you. But at some degree, he'd know if you're abusing his love for you and will promptly call it out and stop it. So no, don't take advantage of it for your own benefit if you're not willing to do the same thing for him.

The person he lays his eyes on is in a constant observation, not in a stalker way by the way, he just loves making an analysis out of you and how much of a lovely person you are. He can get attached to certain things and that certain thing is you being your usual self. And he really does mean the affections for you.

So if you return his love well... He might just outsmile the Joker himself.

💚 Harley Quinn

"You know Y/N, you're the only one I tolerate in this goddamn city."

He keeps you close at most, away from harm's way and certainly provides extra protection from fellow rogue's who intends to fuck him over and hold you hostage. Because God, he'd be fucking torn if something were to happen to you because of him. You're the only one that keeps him somewhat stable in this damned city and someone who can understand him.

You really do mean to him and will do everything to keep you safe. For most of the time he is so done with the place, some idiots can be surprisingly surpass what he thought the maximum level of dumbassery, but at least he has someone who can understand him and help him through the times of frustration. No one can really solve his riddles the same way back in ye olde days, but oh well, at least he has you.

So, you're noticeably the only person who he talks to with a more calm, more casual and laid-back manner.

💚 The War of Jokes and Riddles

Silent sideline glances with a small smile lighting his lithe features. If anything, he plays it the coolest among the Riddlers. No pressure, he's just as cool as ever. Smooth as fuck that you'll be caught off-guard when what you thought was a riddle turned out to be a pick-up line. Not to mention, his constant compliments.

Then all of the sudden, he'd be more straightforward once he piques your interest and after he's tested the waters. Of course he wanted to see whether you were uncomfortable with his advances and that he'd gladly stop them. Straightforward is his way to go and he's confident about himself and what he truly feels about you.

He likes you. Your spirit, your brilliance, your beauty, everything. And how compatible you are with him, how equal you are.

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[nightwingswing]

“My little star” (Riddler x Reader)

Hello! Im back!! 💖

IM SO SO SORRY!!

Please forgive me, please.

I’ve been drepressed for almost all summer and also on an hard writers block for some time and now college just started and its even more stressful than before. Im sorry for the hiatues. Ill try to update as often as i can! I promise!

 For now, I’ll update “The family’s girl” next, following it will come “Stop that wedding!” and in between will come part two of “Notre Dame de Paris” (Hunchback au) So IF YOU STILL HAVENT VOTED for  (STW) and (NDdP) , VOTE NOW!

Requested by Anon!

Request:  We are lacking some Riddler, May v we hey some Eddie lovin' please?

Requested by Anon!

Request:  Could you write a Riddler x Reader? Pethaps he takes them hostage and....? Idk. Take it where you will! Please keep it SFW if you can. Thank you!

He may take you hostage in the future... who knows...he can become quite like Jon in stalker *wink wink* ;))

Tags: @hamsterforlive @plethora-of-things @wonderlace19  @cursedfaechild

If you want to be tagged or have any request, message me any time!!!

💖 Now, Enjoy!! 💖

It was a peaceful Gotham morning in your work, you were the head of the Gotham gazette. Your drive to get as involved as possible in the crime scene is what made you one of the best and more truthful of Gotham’s journalist. You always told the truth of the cases, making you also amongst the most hated people of Gotham.

The truth hurts sometimes.

But it also made you very respected in the hero and villains community. The first ones for your values and honesty, amongst the seconds because you didn’t demonize them. You treated them right.

You could kinda say you had a fan club.

Yep…

A pretty big fan club.

They even have a president!

…

Edward Nygma.

He was a big fan of yours, since you started on your College newspaper. He felt attracted to you on an intellectual level at first. He soaked in your work, drinking every letter as if it was water in a desert. He was so intrigued in meeting you … That knowing your drive to get into the wolf’s mouth you would come directly to his trap.

And he would finally meet you.

Eddie smiled at your new article that shone in his barely lit room.

“Soon…”

///*\\\

“(y/n)! Have you finished the paper in the new rector elections?” One of your coworkers asked.

“Here” You said as you gave her paper. “Parker will bring the photos later this evening.”

“Perfect.” She turned around and ran into the frenzy that was your editorial.

“(l/n)!” Your boss yelled. “Come here, now!”

“Coming boss.” You hurried to the office, a bit worried. Once inside you stood up in front of the table. “Is something wrong?”

“No. But we have received a note. The Riddler is about to strike! And you will be covering up!”

“Yes boss!” You smiled, reading the note. “I’m on it.” You ran to your spot and investigated the Riddler’s movement to discover where we will strike. You received an email that said:

“Riddle me this…Riddle me that…

If you want to find me

Tell me what I am...

·    Until I am measured

I am not known,

Yet how you miss me

When I have flown.

·       I never was, am always to be,

No one ever saw me, nor ever will

And yet I am the confidence of all

To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

 ·       What time belongs to men twice a day?

 ·       At night they come without being fetched,

And by day they are lost without being stolen.

·       Whilst I was engaged in sitting

I spied the dead carrying the living

 Good luck, miss (y/n).

-R

Hmm…quite though…but if you want to find him you have to crack them…

After staying afterhours, you finally cracked the code.

“I got it!” You write down:

·       Time

·       Tomorrow

·       5:14, Upside down on a digital clock it spells “his”

·       Stars

·       Ship

Hm…. this is kinda…like..a meeting place?

Time: Tomorrow at 5:14 pm in the..the Starship! The boat stranded in Gotham!

“Gotcha!” You smirked and write down everything. Then you changed in your pajama and went to sleep.

Tomorrow you were meeting a criminal.

///*\\\

The Riddler was wearing his best suit, ready to meet the little star of Gotham. He grabbed the flower and drive to the boat, the shadows covering him until he made it to the boat. There he set a table and two chairs, a candle and drinks too.

“hm…ready.” He smirked. “I wonder if her mind is capable of matching mines...oh well, I guess we’ll find out!” He sat in the chair, his can on his lap and waited for her.

///*\\\

You arrived at the boat and carefully entered, making your way up.

“Riddler?” You asked.

“Hello Miss (y/n)” He smirked. “Sit down please.”

You entered the place looking around, it gave of a kind of love vibe. You shrugged and sat down.

“What is your plan?” You got your notebook out.

“Wow, down to business, eh?” He smirked and served a glass of (f/d).

“No thank you, and yes, that’s why we are here…no?” You raised an eyebrow and he smirked.

“Indeed. I see you solved my riddles.”

“I did. clever hide your location on riddles. Very your thing”

“Thank you, it was a challenge. See if you can measure to me. I guess you can.” He smirked.

“Thank…you?”     You raised an eyebrow at him.

“Now…I guess you want to know what I am up to?” Edward smirked.

“Well, obviously?” You raised an eyebrow and he smiled, his cheek got a bit redder.

“First, let me tell you, miss (y/n) that you look beautiful tonight! “He got a beautiful (f/f) out of nowhere and gave it to you.

“Oh... thank you…” You smiled and grabbed the flower, smiling and blushing. He smirked and got his bowler hat. “Now…what’s your plan?”

“Well, my beautiful maiden. My plan is and has always been prove I’m smarter than batman.” He shrugged his shoulders. “And destroy him, of course. But for now, I just want to know more about you, my dear. You know, you quite had the fan club back at Arkham.” He smirked.

“Oh? I do?” You felt flattered really. But for some reason, being idolized by the likes of the joker didn’t make you feel really…safe.

“Indeed darling. I, myself am draw to your truthful approach to the news.” His hand came to rest above yours, a charming smile on his face.

“Really? It usually makes me hated.” You looked at his green eyes thought the black mask.

“Nonsense, darling! People can’t stand the truth! You’re better than them! Smarter, more honest!” He said with so much passion as he clutched your hand in his. You blushed at the flattering speech.

“Thank you, Mr. Nygma” You smiled.

“Please, call me Eddie” He smiled loving.

“Okay…Eddie” You smiled.

You two keep talking for hours, exchanging riddles, theories and arguing about hot science topics.

After a wonderful 3-hour chat, he helped you down the boat and to your car. Before you could enter he pulled you flush against him, his hot breath mingled with yours. You blushed, and for some reason, your heartbeat had become faster and your cheeks burned in a blush.

“I like you, my little star...I like you very much…Maybe, maybe we could go out again? Tomorrow? There is a really interesting symposium in Bludhaven…maybe we could go, you know…together?” His cheeks became red as his green eyes looked around, shyly.

“Cute” You though as a smile took place on your lips. “Well…If any nothing comes up…. I don’t see why not.” You smiled.

“YES!” He though. “Perfect! I’ll send you a new note with the place and time!” He smiled exited.

“Great, can’t wait to know what you come up with!” You winked at him, making him blush. “Have a good night, Eddie.”

“Have a good night, (y/n)” He smiled before his eyes widened “(y/n) wait!” he grabbed your hand and pulled you in a sweet, chaste kiss. You froze in place, blushing madly.

As he pulled away a few seconds later, you looked at his dreamy eyes and blushing face.

“Now, Have a sweet night, my beautiful star.” He smiled dreamily, you smiled back.

“Good night” You smiled back and sit inside your car, a silly smile took place on your face and you couldn’t shake the warm feeling off.

“he was pretty cute...” You bit your lip before shaking some sense on your head and drove back to your home, to write that article you had to hand tomorrow.

He smiled one last time on the direction your car took before sitting inside a black car, that took off almost immediately.

“How was it, boss?” One of his lackeys asked.

“Perfect. Now, the other plan starts now.” He smirked evilly as his lackeys smirked back.

“Batman won’t know from where the hit came!” One of his crooks laughed.

“Down, down,down,down!” They cheered. 

Eddie thoughts drove of the cheering crew and to your beautiful smile, your soft luscious (h/c) hair. Yous beautiful mind, your enchanting eyes…he sighs dreamily….

“SHE’S SO PERFECT…GOSH I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I KISSED HER!” Eddie smiled and licked his lip, he could still taste your lip balm. “SUCK IT PENGUIN! SHE LIKES ME! SUCK IT HARLEY! I KISSED HER FIRST!” Eddie cheered himself. “SHES SO SMART! SHE CRACKED MY RIDDLES! HIGH LEVEL RIDDLES! SHE DESERVES MY LOVE! SHE DESERVES TO BE ON MY SIDE! SHE WILL ME MY QUEEN!!”

“Down, down,down,down! YAY!” They cheered loudly.

Edward smirked.” Easy boys…” He looked outside his tinted windows to see the characteristic shadow of the bat and his Robin jump in the direction they just came from.

Eddie smirked evilly.

“Riddle me this, riddle me that…who is afraid of the big, black, bat?”  

///*\\\

Bonus!

Meanwhile, at Arkham Asylum:

“THAT GREEN ASSHOLE THINKS HE CAN DESTROY THE BAT, TAKE GOTHAM AS HIS OWN AND TAKE THAT PLESURE FROM ME?! NO FUCKING WAY!” The joker screamed as he his fist against the bulletproof crystal as the other inmates looked at him with a bit of fear. “IM SICK OF HIM! OF HIS FREAKING ANNOYING RIDDLES!.unless…” The manic grin on the joker face became crazier as he let out a more than usual, manic cackle that sounded in all Arkham. “He thinks riddles are funnier than jokes? Hahahahahaha well see about that!” The Joker banged his blood-stained hands on the clean crystal, imprinting his handprints in it.

His catlike smirk widened, almost splitting his face in half.

“This is war.”

(so...Want a part two?)

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TWOJAR! Riddler x F!Reader - Only Fans of Us Pt. 2

A/N: Whelp...uhh this happened as a result of complete delirium from all the cold medicine I’ve been taking...I don’t know rather to be proud or disgusted..I’m still kinda delirious...Anyway hope y’all enjoy it! Bye~

TW: 18+ Only! MDNI!, explicit sexual content, sex tape, vaginal fingering, face-fucking, squirting, missionary sex, unprotected sex, and strong language.

Word Count: 2.9 k sorry not sorry.

Part One

You blinked a few times. Still trying to register what your partner just said. 

"From now on let me join you…"

"Wait...what?"

"You heard me just fine." He leaned back away from you and crossed his arms, his short sleeves were bursting at the seams.

"Really?"

He smirks. "Really."

"Why?"

He shrugs. "We get paid to do something we both enjoy. And…I get to show everyone who you belong to."

You gulp. Well when he puts it like that…

"Point taken." 

He grins as he starts walking out of his office, but not before turning back towards you. 

He lifts his hand over his shoulder and curls his fingers in a come hither motion. "Well, come on, we need to brainstorm for your new post introducing me…"

You were still frozen in place until he called for you, even then you were still speechless and barely registered his orders as you followed behind him. 

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Obviously whenever you made your content when you started out you thought about Edward. You constantly had to remind yourself not to moan out his name during a few of your videos. (Of course, whenever you did let his name slip out you just sent them directly to him when he was gone…the end results are stories for another time) 

Now, to have him there beside you…it was almost too good to be true. However, given his possessive nature it shouldn't have surprised you, but you definitely weren't expecting it when he first found your page. 

Yet here he was setting up the camera and tripod. He wore the same sweatpants but switched the shirt for a tank top. You were sitting on the bed, watching him in some kind of trance. 

"Are you ready, darling?"

You nod.

"I need a verbal answer dear.."

"Y-yes…" just please get over here so I can touch you!

He chuckles as he clicks a button and with that the show is on. 

You meet Edward halfway as you wrap your arms around his neck and pull him in for a kiss as he simultaneously pushes you down into the mattress. 

You grab the bottom of his tank in an attempt to take it off. He lifts off of you to help you remove it. He tosses the garment aside and he's immediately back on top of you kissing your lips and kissing a trail down your neck. 

It didn't take long for you to start whimpering at his kisses and touches. Ed's hands went under your plain oversized Gotham City t-shirt and began kneading your breasts. He's biting at your collarbone when he decides you need to get rid of your shirt. 

Edward takes his hands out from inside your shirt and grabs the collar of your shirt and pulls you to sit up. You gasp as the cold air starts to come through as he tears the fabric in half. He throws the pitiful remains of what once was a t-shirt over his shoulder. 

Ed moves over on the bed to sit behind you. He presses your back into his front and you're facing the camera still blinking its red light. The only thing covering you from the all seeing lens is your panties. 

Ed resumes his kisses along your neck and shoulders. His hands were still playing with your tits as each of his hands pinched and rolled both your nipples. 

"E-Ed.." You gasp, you could feel yourself getting wet, your slick pooling in the middle of your panties. 

He chuckles into your skin causing goosebumps to rise along your shoulder. "Lift up for me." 

You lifted yourself off the mattress and he reached down and discards the last thing you were wearing. You were now completely exposed to the camera and thousands of eyes. 

When you sat back down you made sure to grind against his groin. You were proud to find he was rock hard. Your teasing didn't go unnoticed by him, Ed was quick to cup your pussy with his right hand as his left hand kept one of your legs apart.

Long rough fingers start teasingly caress between your folds. Collecting the fluids still seeping out of you along the creases of his fingers. When he finally plunges his middle finger in, your body immediately rocks into his. Your head lulls back into his shoulder, and Ed is quick to take advantage of the exposed skin. 

He slowly pumps his finger in and out of you, barely teasing and getting the smallest bit of friction you crave. You turn your head to face him, you try kissing his face to get his attention, so you can inform him you need more attention down there.

“Ed..Ed…baby…p-please.” 

Edward turns his face to kiss you hard, to distract you from him adding a second finger and increasing the speed of his fingers. You instantly moan into the kiss, as one of your hands reaches out and clings to the back of his head to keep him pulled in. As he keeps pumping his fingers trying to pump deeper into you each time he entered you, you in tandem slightly grind against his bulge. 

“F-Fuck.” He grumbles in your skin before biting at your shoulder to hide a moan. 

He takes the hand that was keeping one of your legs from closing, and brings it to your clit. Ed starts rubbing tight circles around your clit. You gasp as you start rocking your hips into his hands. 

“C’mon, darling…I know you can do it.” He starts whispering into your ear, you aren’t even sure if the camera could pick it up, but the camera is the least of your concerns at this moment. 

“I know you can do it, show them…show them what only I can make you do…”

Oh shit…

Your heart and core is absolutely throbbing at this point. You can feel the ever knowing tightening of the knot in your gut. You can start feeling the tingling at the end of all your ligaments. For all your pasts relationships, for all the self-love sessions and your toys. None have ever made you squirt when you came. 

Nobody except Edward, and he makes it a point every now and again to remind you of that. 

It only makes sense he would do it for your first video together. To really show everyone and anyone that comes across the two of you, that you were his. 

“Ed-Eddie!”

“That’s it…you can do it.”

“Aaahh!” Before you know it, your entire body is thrown into convulsions. Your legs are shaking and can no longer hold your hips up to meet his fingers. Your nerves are undergoing waves of tingling vibrations under your skin. 

Of course, you’ve made a complete mess of his hands and the bed sheets under you. Your thighs and Ed’s fingers are soaked. Ed eases his thrusts as he works you through your orgasm before completely removing his fingers. A thick string of sticky white fluids keep his fingers connected to your flushed folds. The connection is broken when he brings his fingers to your lips and you greedily take his fingers into your mouth and start sucking your juices off of his digits. 

Ed kisses your cheek and kisses behind your ear as he whispers, “good girl.”

All you could muster in response was a soft moan and a blissful smile. 

There is a brief pause as you tried to catch your breath, but you didn’t forget about Edward. You turn around away from the camera to face him, you pull him in for another kiss. He groans as he tastes remnants of you on your lips. 

“Don’t think I’ve forgotten about you…” You sigh into his lips. “Stand on the side of the bed and take off those damn sweatpants…”

He chuckles at your clear dislike for his remaining clothing. “Yes, dear.” As he gets up and stands near the side of the bed, taking off his sweatpants and underwear. You lay flat on your back with your head over the edge. 

Even looking at him undress upside down is still as tantalizing as right side up. 

You smile keeping in your giggles when Ed chuckles heartily at your position. You notice his cock standing straight up at attention, practically bouncing against his lower abdomen. The head an angry pulsing red. 

You lick your lips approvingly as he walks closer to you. He pumps his member a few times before placing the head in front of your lips. You grab the sides of his hips as you lick off some of the pre-cum off the top of his head. You then start licking up and down and around his member before you start sucking his head into your mouth. 

“Aahh…” Edward sighs as he finally gets some relief. 

After easing inch after inch of his member into your mouth, you’re able to fight against your initial gag reflex and take him all the way in. You moan around his dick which almost makes him crumble on top of you. You let him know that he can start. He gently pulls his dick from your lips to where the head is left and then gently thrusts back in. 

Your eyes start watering, you’re taking harsh breaths in and out of your nose, but there is no denying how much this turns you on. You could feel yourself getting damp again, even still after climaxing so soon. 

Ed begins an easy pace, but it doesn’t take long until he builds a steady rhythm. You work in tandem with his thrusts, every time the head meets the back of your throat you suck him further in like the air you desperately need. Although, you needed him more. 

Your hands go up and down your body, playing with your breasts and even going as far as teasing yourself with your clit so you could moan more around his cock. Ever the observer, Ed notices this and immediately replaces his hand with yours. While his other hand lightly grasps your throat, so he could feel himself invade your throat every time he thrusted in. 

It did not take long for his pace to start getting sloppy, between the new position and seeing you absolutely submit to him before, Edward was close to coming undone. But he didn’t want to come in your mouth, maybe some other time. 

He still had a point to prove. 

These fans of yours, wherever, whoever they are. They can look and enjoy all they want. Whatever parasocial relationship they may be developing with you ends with this video. Only he’s allowed to touch you. Only he’s allowed to kiss you. Only he’s allowed to fuck you. You’re his and his alone, and everyone is going to know about it. 

He immediately withdraws from your mouth. You take the opportunity to gasp in the air you needed. You turned over on your stomach and held yourself up by your arms, curious to why he stopped. 

The look in his blown out eyes was enough indication. He was close but he didn’t want to come just yet, and not in your mouth. 

He gulps, “lay down…on your back...facing the camera.”

You follow his orders not daring to tease him any further. You were re-introduced to the upside down world as you took a glance at the camera. The red light still blinking, letting you know that it has caught everything thus far. 

When Harley first teased you about opening up your own OnlyFans, you had no idea it would lead to all of this. 

I’ll definitely need to thank her later…

You were snapped back to the moment when you feel Ed’s hands grab your waist as he pulls you closer to him. 

You can’t deny the smile that is creeping up on you. Edward looks completely disheveled at this point and you can’t get enough of him in this state. Ed smirks down at you as he notices your cheeky little grin. He loves this about you, you make him feel at peace with himself in moments like this. There’s no feud, no games, and no Batman. Just you and him in a moment of pure ecstasy. 

Edward leans down to hover over you. He gives you another passionate kiss as he uses his hand to direct himself into your entrance. 

“E-Eddie!” You gasp as he fully enters you in one thrust, meeting very little resistance. 

Ed groans as he feels your walls immediately clamping down on him. “Shit…” he curses breathlessly. 

You lock your arms around his broad shoulders and neck. Your legs immediately lock at your ankles around his waist. You’ve been waiting for this since you two finally concluded to do a video together. 

It did not take Ed long to start a steady pace, completely going out, before plummeting back into you. Your whole body shook with every thrust, and when he picked up the pace you could feel this head of his cock poking at your cervix. 

“E-Ed..Eddie…fuck…don’t stop. Please, please...” You barely cry out in between your moans and gasps of pleasure. 

Edward groans at your pleas. Oh, he wouldn’t dream of it. 

“Mmm I want you to cum again…the–ahh..the way you did earlier.”

“Wha-? I’ve never done it…t-twice..” You gasp as he again hits pretty deep into you than earlier thrusts. 

“I know you can, y-you will.”

“Eddie!” 

Edward lowers himself to where there was no space between the two of you. He lowers his head to your chest to start sucking on one of your nipples. You throw your head back, your face contorted in pleasure for all your viewers to see later. 

After several more hard and fast thrusts, you feel his hand sneaking in between your bodies. Before you knew it his thumb was back on your clit, tightening the coil in your core all the more. You scratch deep red streaks across his broad back. The heels of your feet digging deeper into the lower parts of his back, all you could do was hang on. 

“E-Ed!”

“Y/N…you can do it..” he mutters in your ear. “Please, please one more for me.” He groans as your walls tighten around him at his words. “I know you can, darling.” 

It’s all so overwhelming, Ed is fully encompassing every sense known to you. You are absolutely in love with this man and can’t imagine life without him. That was truly all there was to it. 

“E-Eddie!” Your climax quite literally hit you like a tidal wave, unlike before when there was some kind of build up you could prepare yourself for. Your entire body is numb. All you can feel is the warm thrumming of your nerves from your fingers to the tip of your toes. The coil in the pit of your stomach is completely unraveled. 

The only thing you register is Edward groaning, and the slight pressure of him still thrusting before you can finally feel him twitching inside you as his thrust stop. 

“G-good girl.”

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Edward took it upon himself to do the editing and posting the video. He wore a pair of forest green shorts and another spare tank top. Meanwhile you took it easy, in a shirt of his as you slowly regained feeling in your legs. You knocked on his office door and poked your head in. 

“Hey, Eddie, how’s it going?”

“It’s going well, I’m assuming. I haven’t exactly checked since I posted it.” He gets up from his desk and meets you at the door.

You took your phone out as you follow him into the living room. “Don’t worry about it, we’ll check it again in a minute. I’m going to order some food if that’s okay?”

“Of course, darling.”

You walk up behind him and wrap your arms around his abdomen and lean your head into his back. “I’m gonna run a quick hot bath, feel free to join me. You’ve earned it.” You kissed the middle of his back.

He chuckles at you as he holds your hands in his. “I will definitely consider it.” You let him go and twirl on your heels, skipping away to the bathroom. 

“Glad to see you have feeling in your legs again.” 

You’re halfway into the bathroom, before you stick your hand out from behind the door flipping him off before closing the door. 

His laughter is interrupted by his phone ringing. Who is calling him this late?

Oh no…

“Hello..”

“Hiya Eddie!”

“What do you want Quinn?”

“Well..uhh..me and Red was wondering if Y/N could come over, you guys don’t have any plans or anything do, ya?”

“Y/N? She’s a grown woman why are you asking me if…”

“I got curious, and saw how well it was going for Harley and Pam.”

“No.”

“Aw, come on, Eddie!” Harley pleads.

“Asbolutely not.”

“What about for pictures?”

“No.”

“Why you gotta be so stingy!”

“Because I am. Good night.”

“Ed!” He hangs up, but not before getting a text notification. 

HQ: You’re such a selfish bastard >:(

?: Never claimed I wasn’t one. She’s mine. The answer is no.

Then another text comes in. 

Q & E: Hey boss! Saw the video with you and the boss lady. If you wouldn’t mind we’d love to collaborate sometime on something.

What? Since when did Query and Echo…that actually doesn’t surprise him in the slightest.

?: Do I get to participate?

Q & E: Yeah..uhh…we really kinda only wanted Y/N.

?: No.

Q & E: C’mon boss don’t be like that, we’ll be real good to her!

?: The answer is no!

You hear a clattering sound outside the bathroom. You throw on a bathrobe and see Ed with his head in his hands and a shattered phone a few feet away. 

Along with whatever little sanity he had left. 

“Eddie, what the hell happened?”

He scratches the back of his head. “Nothing, it was nothing…just...dropped my phone..”

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If you're taking requests is like to requests the riddlers with jealousy scenarios! Thank you

A/N: as much as I don’t like ACTUAL jealousy and try to refrain from jealous tendencies I find in myself…jealousy scenarios are kinda fun to write for rip…is that bad? I feel like that’s bad lmao. Sorry that if some if not most of these tend to repeat the same scenarios (co-worker, waiter, colleague, they’re just such good set-ups asdfgh)

Jealousy Scenarios with The Riddlers:

Arkhamverse Riddler:

Edward was absolutely furious. Why would you ever even begin to comprehend such a thing? Surely, you had to be smarter than this. You knew better than this? From all your time privileged in his presence…

“You would rather be a trembling brain-dead guinea pig than being a productive and useful assistant in a very intellectually stimulating environment mind you!”

“Ed. I just said Jonathan stopped by asking for you…”

“But you let him into my work space!” 

“Upstairs is the living area, not your work space here in the basement or your tracks in the sewers. And his leg was giving him issues, so I let him rest.” 

“Oh please! Our dear, ex-professor has many issues, but that leg isn’t one of them. He moves better with it than when he was in perfect health!” 

“If you’re jealous of another man being alone with me can just say that you’re not comfortable.” 

Edward groaned in frustration. “I’m not jealous of that walking tarp of burlap!” 

You shrugged, but patted Ed’s shoulder and kissed his cheek. “Sure, sweetie.”

Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:

“Wow, he is something, isn’t he?” You remarked at the TV. 

As much as he admired the vigilante another part of him couldn’t stand him.

Ed really should have seen this coming. How could you not be absolutely smitten? He was everything he wish he had an iota of. 

Batman is intelligent, strong, fast, and assertive…

Meanwhile, Edward Nashton is just dull, awkward, quiet, and weird…what the hell did you see in him anyway? 

“Eddie? Everything okay?” 

Your sweet voice knocked him out of his reverie. He was back on the couch with you, watching the news of the Batman’s latest escapades. 

“Oh…uh…y-yeah I’m fine..” 

You quirked your eyebrow, not sure if you were going to accept that answer. 

“He is incredible…” Ed commented as he turned his attention back to the screen of Batman narrowly escaping a gang of thugs in a high speed chase on the highway.

Oh, that’s what it was. For all the admiration one can have for another, there’s still that habit of comparison mentor to mentee. 

“Yeah, he’s all right. But I bet he’s an absolute stick in the mud and not nearly as intelligent as a certain handsome fellow I know.” You scooted closer to Edward on the couch and even sold the comment with an actual nudge into his side. 

Edward noticed you got closer and was confused when you nudged him. Then he took in what you said. He lifted his head up a little with a soft smile on his face. 

“You…you prefer me to Batman?” “I prefer you over everyone and anyone else, Eddie. If I had a choice, it will always be you.”

Gotham Riddler:

The GCPD was full of eligible bachelors. Mostly guys just looking for a good time or friends with benefits. 

You were too good for them, all of them really. Even too good for Edward. Yet he was able to woo you somehow. Despite the two of you being in a very obvious relationship, with approval from Gordon, Lee, even Bullock…it didn’t stop some officers from trying to disrupt what you two had. 

Edward was coming up to your office to take you out to lunch. However, he was surprised to see an overwhelming sight. 

Flowers, cards, letters were strewn all over your desk and overflowing to your floor. 

You looked up at him. Your eyes wide and your skin pale, like you had seen a ghost. 

“E-Eddie…I…I wish I could explain but...I have no idea…w-who these are from? Or w-w-what’s going on?” You looked around looking for any sort of indicator of who sent the gifts. 

Edward’s fists clenched, a snarl growing on his face. He stood there still as a rock, trying to keep his innate reaction to just run amok in the GCPD to find the culprit in tact. 

You noticed Ed was quiet for a long time. You noticed his tense expression and his thousand yard stare into the floor. 

“Y-You…you don’t…like them..do you?” Ed regretted asking it as soon as he grumbled it out through barred teeth. 

You sighed, sympathetically. Walking around the baskets and bouquets and made your way to him. 

“I would have adored them if they were from you, but they’re not. So as far as I’m concerned, these flowers can be re-sent to someone else or tossed. And the cards can go straight into the disposal…you don’t need to be jealous, sweetheart.” You gave him a reassuring kiss on the cheek. 

You smiled as you saw the tension all throughout his body slowly melt away from the kiss. 

Then, as if a lightbulb went off, Edward’s eyes widened in revelation. 

“W-Wait, before you throw anything away!” Edward went to your desk and gathered some of the cards and the bouquet. “While I still have my gloves on anyway…”

“What’re you doing?” 

“...gonna search for prints…” he mumbled quickly, so when you made out what he said he was already too far gone to catch back up with him.

BTAS Riddler:

Something was off with Eddie tonight. However, you couldn’t quite put your finger on it. 

“Eddie…you’ve been awfully quiet tonight…you know how much I love hearing your voice.” Which wasn’t an exaggeration either, and you did miss speaking to him. 

You saw him slightly shuffle his weight on the opposite end of the couch. 

“I’m fine…” 

“Eddie…I know when you’re not fine, sweetie. Please talk to me…” You fluttered your eyelashes at him, and poked out your bottom lip for good measure. 

Edward groaned in defeat. “I hate it when you do that…it’s too effective.”

“That’s why I do it.” You grinned. 

“I just can’t understand how oblivious you are, darling…you clearly couldn’t tell he was…was…”

“He who? Jervis?” 

Edward growled. “Yes…Jervis…”

“Eddie, he was just being polite!” 

“He didn’t have to kiss your hand.” He grumbled, crossing his arms defensively. 

“Aww, Eddie,” you scooted closer to his side of the couch. You wrapped your arms around him and snuggled into his side. 

“You don’t ever had to be jealous, darling. I will always love and adore you, no matter what…you know that.” You looked up at him, smiling reassuringly at him. 

He stole a glance into your eyes, and sighed. Edward knew it was ridiculous, but he couldn’t help it. He wrapped an arm around you and began rubbing your back. 

“I-I know…still doesn’t mean I have to like it though…” 

You snickered into his side as he chuckled along with you.

Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:

“You don’t need to be jealous, Eddie…”

Edward scoffed. “Jealous? Please, I’m not jealous of anyone.”

“So you just threatened my date with a bomb sent to his work place…for funsies?” 

Ed shrugged. “It’s been dull here, lately…and I haven’t been a public menace in a minute.” 

You rolled your eyes. “Well, I’m not stopping you, so stop keeping me from having a dating life!” 

“You don’t need to date anybody…” He grumbled under his breath. 

“Ed, you’re the one that said we weren’t-”

“I’m not going back on my word…I just…” He shrugged. 

“You just want me to focus on you, you needy bastard…”

He put his hand up with his index finger pointed out. “Ah, ah, that’s Mr. Needy Bastard to you…”

“Uh huh, sure…needy jealous bastard…” You smirked as you walked off. 

“I. Am. Not. Jealous! I’m the Riddler! I’m not jealous of anyone! If anything they’re all envious of me.”

“Did you choose to wear green cause you’re just knee deep in envy?” 

“I’m redirecting the bomb. It’s now going to your workplace.”

Twojar Riddler:

“Edward! Ed! Slow down!” You were running to catch up with him as he dragged you by the wrist back to the car parked along the sidewalk. 

He let out a frustrated sigh and let go of your wrist. Edward continued his steady pace as he rounded the car to go to the driver’s seat. You still stood there; confused and somewhat shaken from the sudden action. 

“Can you please get in the car?”

You walked up to the open window and leaned your head in. “Not until you explain what the hell is going on?” 

Ed grumbled. “I just want to go back home–”

“Was it that waiter?” Earlier in the evening a waiter made a couple passes at you while Edward was in the restroom and he walked in on the waiter trying to get your number.

Silence. Edward crossed his arms and sunk in the driver’s seat. 

“Oh my God, Ed…”

Edward rolled his eyes. “Will you, please just get in the car?”

Gotham City Sirens Riddler:

“Oh, hey there, Mr. Nygma. This is Mr. Sale, he called earlier about–” 

Edward barely heard what you said, his brain was too busy taking in the sights of the scene before him. You were sitting, slightly propped up on the edge of your desk. While the presumed, “Mr. Sale” was standing before you mere inches away. Your cheeks were flushed red possibly from laughing and whatever words were just transpired. 

Mr. Sale backed away and walked over to end, holding out his hand for a handshake. “Mr. Nygma! Such a pleasure to meet you!”

It took everything in Edward not to grimace outwardly. He could read this man like an open book. Rental three piece suit. Over-priced cologne. A faint oval outline where the skin was paler around his left ring finger. 

Armed with this, Edward knew his next plan of action. “Ah, well…I wish I could say the same for you, Mr. Sale. But I’m afraid I’m far too busy for your case.” 

Flabbergasted, Sale was gaping his mouth like a fish out of water. “B-B-But, you, you haven’t even heard my case! You can’t just–”

“Oh, but I can…privileges of owning a private firm. And I’m not about to waste my or my assistant’s time…running in circles…because you want to frame your wife of cheating to cover up your own infidelity.” 

“Oh, I can assure you, I’m not wasting your assistant’s time.” Sale stole a glance at you and winked. 

“I’m going to have to ask you to leave, Mr. Sale. Have a good day or not, I don’t care.” 

Sale was about to say something in defense, but growled in frustration instead and took off. He left the office with the slam of the door. 

You came up behind Ed and embraced him from behind. “You’re sexy when you’re jealous.” 

“Oh, please…I wasn’t jealous.”

You squeezed him a little tighter, giggling softly. “Whatever helps you sleep at night.”

Telltale Riddler:

“What are you staring at?” Ed asked. 

“Huh?” You were knocked out of your reverie with his question. You were looking out the window of your shared apartment. 

“You’ve been daydreaming out of that window for almost half an hour.” 

“Oh, uh, just people watching.” 

Edward looked up from his desk to you. He let out a frustrated sigh when he said, “hm, you could be more productive by assisting me…”

You turned to look at the man; annoyed and confused. “You just told me not to bother you, Ed.” 

“Annoying me and assisting me are two different things. Or you can go and people watch outside…and see what all the troubled idiotic youth is up to.”

Oh…poor Edward. No matter how many times he tried to shield it or ignore it. His age…the age gap between you two was something he was always weary of. 

You shook your head, scoffing in disappointment. You got up from your seat and walked over to his desk. 

“Nah, I’d rather not lose the brain cells, so whatcha working on Eddie?” 

Edward was surprised to see you come to his desk. He was almost certain you were going to walk out the door. 

“Well…for starters…ugh…could you please not sit on the desk! There’s a spare chair over in the corner!” 

You chuckled softly. “Yes sir, on it!”

Young Justice Riddler:

Who was he kidding, he didn’t stand a chance with you to begin with…

No matter how many times you genuinely checked in on him, kept him company, and included him where you could. All those open opportunities that were the building blocks to Eddie’s confidence in a relationship with you was completely knocked down before the foundation could even settle in. Thanks to this new Light recruit you were training. 

“Hey, Eddie!” You called out to him. You ran down the corridor to catch up to him.

“Why such a long face? I’m sorry I haven’t talked to you lately, things have been crazy!” You chuckled nervously. 

“Oh, uh…no worries. I-I get it..” 

“Hey, let me make it up to you! There’s this new place downtown that just opened. Wanna hang out and grab a bite there?” You offered. 

You did feel bad about leaving Eddie in the dark. Despite the increase in the Light’s numbers, training the newbies was taking up a lot of whatever free time you had. You missed talking to Edward, you could actually be yourself around him and not have a care in the world. Plus he was too damn cute for words. 

“Uuhh…umm but what about that newbie? D-Don’t you have plans with them?” Edward asked before he really had a chance to stop himself. 

You grabbed his shoulder to stop him from walking as you turned him around to face you. “Eddie...what’re you talking about?” 

“I-I-I didn’t mean to assume something…I-I-I just noticed that you-you were spe-spending a l-lot of time with th-them and the-they seem to like you..a lot..” 

You put your fingertips up to his lips to seize his nervous panicked rambling. 

“Eddie…” You sighed. “I’m just training them. Yeah, they flirt, but I rebuke them. There’s nothing going on outside of training.” 

“Really?” He mumbled behind your fingers. 

You chuckled. “Yes, really. Besides, I’m interested in someone else. I have been for awhile actually.” You slowly removed your fingers from his lips. 

“W-Wait, really? Uh...who?”

Your eyes widened when you realized he really didn’t get it. Bless him, this absolute dork. 

“It’s you, Eddie.” You stated, figuring bluntness was the way to go as you sealed the confession by taking your hand in his.

You felt his hand slightly tighten around yours. “Wa-really?” He almost squealed. 

You did everything you could to not bust out laughing. You shook you head, trying to shake the giggles. “Yes, you. Now, about our first date…”

Hush (DCAU) Riddler:

Needless to say, Edward was jealous of everyone. He would never admit it, but he was. Secretly, seething, he despised most everyone. Especially those that had things he didn’t. Strength, power, influence, perfect health. Perfect health…

“Hey, Eddie!” You came through the door, dropping your belongings and stepping out of your work shoes. 

He didn’t deserve you he really didn’t. He wouldn’t blame you if you dropped him and left him for your co-worker at work that obviously has the hots for you. Of course you were too kind and rather oblivious to see that, but he adored you for that all the same. 

“Hey sweetie,” he greeted back half-heartedly. “How was your day?” 

“Oh, same old same old. Although, something weird happened, you know that co-worker I told you about? Scott? The one that’s been super friendly?” 

Through gritted teeth, Edward nodded. “Y-Yeah, I do…what about him?” 

“He asked me out to dinner tonight, it was so random…I thought he was just being friendly…to be friends.” You shrugged as you plopped beside Edward on the couch. 

Edward could feel his fist slightly clench in frustration. 

“Y-You said no…though right?” 

“Edward!” You practically squealed in disbelief. “Of course I told him no! I have you! I’d never do such a thing.”

“I-I know…I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, that wasn’t right of me to ask…” He sighed in defeat. “I…I haven’t been in the best mindset as of late.”

You nodded. “It’s okay, when you’re ready we can talk about it. But for all the questions and riddles in this world, don’t you dare question my feelings for you…okay?” 

You leaned your head on his shoulder and wrapped your arm around his waist and embraced him in a side hug. 

“Okay, sweetie. I won’t, I promise.”

#ri writes #the riddler x reader #edward nygma x reader #arkhamverse riddler x reader #reevesverse riddler x reader #dano riddler x reader #btas riddler x reader #zero year riddler x reader #capullo riddler x reader #the war of jokes and riddles riddler x reader #twojar riddler x reader #telltale riddler x reader #young justice riddler x reader #yj riddler x reader #hush (dcau) riddler x reader #jealousy headcanons #jealousy scenarios

[riddle-me-ri]

How our Riddleboys react to their asses getting slapped? Not like in a sex way. Just reader casually walks past and gives them a good ol’ smack on the ass to flirt in a silly way.

A/N: hehe…hehehe…sorry this request gave me the giggles for the longest time lmao. If this isn’t some shit I’d do hehe

How The Riddlers React to Having Their Asses Slapped

Arkhamverse Riddler: 

- Poor boy flinched at the contact.

- He can't tell if he's angry, annoyed, or confused..or turned on. He's a blushing mess you know that much. 

- Like why? Why did you do that?

- There's more efficient and proper ways to get his attention 

- You'll have to explain to him that you were just messing around, flirting even. 

- He'll blink a couple times. Trying to compute this information.

- He's not sure how to feel about it. But any action to show your attraction to him is appreciated. 

- Just…just it's gonna take a minute for him to get used to it. 

Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:

- So I have no doubt that they probably spanked kids in the orphanage as a sign of discipline. 

- So it's best to bear that in mind if you're gonna pull this on this Ed.

- Even if it's just a silly and flirty way, you'll have to let him know that's why you do it. 

- It's not a sign of discipline or he's being reprimanded. You're just being affectionate. 

- When you do, playfully slap his butt when he does the dishes. It takes him a second to register it properly. 

- He's a blushing mess but still unsure how he feels about it.

Gotham Riddler: 

- Oh, hello~~

- While surprised at first, he's absolutely pleased.

- He's quite the tease himself.

- So to see you try and tease him as well is amusing. 

- He'll tease you back for the rest of the day.

- Pinching your butt, squeezing your shoulders, pinching your love handles.

- He enjoys seeing your flustered reaction just as much as you enjoyed his surprised reaction when you slapped his ass.

- He'll be more than pleased for you to continue this line of teasing. 

- He's happy to see you being playful and open with him. 

BTAS Riddler: 

- Oh, oh…this..this is new.

- He's taken aback. He's surprised, his skin flushed warm and red.

- However, he can't help but feel amused.

- Two can play at that game. 

- After you think the moment is gone. Ed will come up behind you and plant sweet kisses along your neck and cheek.

- Just as you lean into it, smiling, and beaming at the affection. 

- He'll lower his hand and quickly smack your butt before booking it to another room.

- You're shocked but also ticked that he got you back.

- This means war (affectionately and teasingly) 

Zero Year/Capullo Riddler: 

- I'd be surprised if this candy ass didn't have his ass slightly poked out just so you can accidentally hit it. 

- Let alone try and invite you to actively slap his ass.

- But, but he is a pain in the ass, so any chance to replicate that pain is necessary (even if he finds it pleasurable)

- He fully relishes in the attention. 

- Expect him to come up to you later and hint at you to spank him again. 

- Also he'll absolutely give you the same treatment. 

- Albeit expect his slaps to be a little harder. 

- He'll also sneak in a pinch or two.

Twojar Riddler: 

- I'm still clearly divided whether or not this Riddler is an ass or tits man. There's evidence of mostly tits but I can see him appreciating a nice ass too.

- So showing your appreciation for his ass is an absolute delight. 

- He will be taken aback by your confidence at first.

- But once he realizes that it wasn't a figment of his imagination.

- It's game on. 

- Don't be surprised if occasionally ass slaps just become part of your normal exchange. 

- And don't be surprised if it leads to sexy times later.

- I don't doubt he's handsy with you and constantly has his hands on your waist and ass anyway. 

- It's all part of his possessive personality that I've pinned on him tehehe

Gotham City Sirens Riddler:

- Oh, well, that's a pleasant surprise. 

- Absolutely eats up the attention.

- He'll let out that warm, hearty, chuckle that makes you melt.

- Teasingly asks in fake shock, "Well, what was that for?"

- Expect him to absolutely return the favor.

- Whether it's his hand or the top of his cane, it's up to him and what you're doing.

- He's also open to pinching your bottom as well, especially when you least expect it.

- He's one of the Riddlers, that while knowing you were just flirting, he'll take the chance to make it into a sexual encounter. 

Telltale Riddler: 

- You're lucky if he even gives you a reaction. 

- He may roll his eyes or scoff at your attempts.

- If you catch him at a decent time, he may give you a smirk. 

- On the rare days he's actually pleased or bemused by you, he may spank you back in return. 

- He's not all that impressed or surprised by much anymore. But your attempts will always be amusing to him.

Young Justice Riddler: 

- This poor boy tenses up.

- Let's out a tiny surprise squeak. 

- Is the one to turn around and look at you in surprise.

- Like really you did that?

- You..you slapped his bottom

- His entire face is red. His heart is doing palpitations. 

- How..how does he respond? He does…appreciate the gesture he guesses.

- Please go over there and tell him it's okay and not to break his brain overthinking about it. 

- Then he'll be able to take it…at least a little better next time. 

Hush (DCAU) Riddler: 

- Whoa, where did that come from?

- His cheeks get dusted a slight pink. 

- Rub the area that you afflicted. As his face is conflicted. 

- He knows this is something couples do, he's seen it but never expected it to happen to him.

- His perplexed expression turns amused when he hears your cute giggles.

- Well aren't you proud of yourself.

- He's unsure if he should return the favor right now….

- Or just toss you over his shoulder and start tickling you.

#ri writes #the riddler x reader #edward nygma x reader #edward nashton x reader #arkhamverse riddler x reader #reevesverse riddler x reader #dano riddler x reader #gotham riddler x reader #btas riddler x reader #zero year riddler x reader #capullo riddler x reader #twojar riddler x reader #the war of jokes and riddles riddler x reader #gotham city sirens riddler x reader #sirens riddler x reader #telltale riddler x reader #yj riddler x reader #young justice riddler x reader #dcau hush riddler x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

I know Arkhamverse has trauma from being strangled, but I always want to kiss EVERY SINGLE RIDDLER on his neck! And that got me thinking... So I have to ask, how do the Riddlers feel about their necks? Like are any of them sensitive? Ticklish? Are any against their neck being touched? Do any love when their s/o goes for their neck?

A/N: okay but anon…how…how did you know I'm an absolute sucker for neck kisses?? Both giving and receiving?? Decided to go more headcanons this route, hope that's all right anon!

Neck Kisses with the Riddlers

Arkhamverse Riddler:

- Okay but out of most of these Riddlers, Arkham Eddie is by far the most sensitive with his neck.

- You’ve seen how Batman literally drags and manhandles him by the throat every chance he gets. 

- The minute you even reach out to cup his face, this poor man flinches on instinct.

- I know you love neck kisses, but don’t expect to be able to give this Eddie any…for a long, long, while. 

- For you to touch him, let alone kiss him, in such a vulnerable, previously abused countless times location. He has to trust you. 

- And Ed doesn’t trust just anyone, however once you get him to trust you…

- He adores it when you give him kisses. Lips, face, head, neck…it feels like devotion. He gets to finally put his guard down and let himself be adored, rightfully so, by you. 

Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:

- This Riddler…is sensitive. I don’t doubt he’s fairly ticklish.

- The minute you two shared your first kiss, he’s become obsessed with your lips on him. It doesn’t matter where. 

- I don’t doubt he’ll chuckle a couple times at the strange but ultimately pleasing sensation. It takes some getting used to for sure.

- When he does get used to your neck kisses though, he’s instant puddy in your hands. 

- His knees get wobbly, legs shaky, feels weightless. Trying to catch himself on a chair or sofa, but doesn’t want you to stop. 

- Please, don’t stop for anything…except for maybe kisses on the lips. 

Gotham Riddler:

- When the two of you get heated in a passionate make out session, Ed practically expects them. 

- He loves the way it makes him feel. 

- Admired, treasured. 

- The way they warm up his body. The way they alleviate whatever headache or migraine that’s troubling him at the moment. 

- Then again, most of your kisses do that for him. 

- It is a moment of vulnerability with him though, please respect that and don’t take advantage of it. 

BTAS Riddler:

- Edward is for certain that your kisses are the best reward, the best prizes in this world. Even greater than money or cars. 

- To say he becomes an addict is an understatement. 

- He loves it when you reciprocate his trail of kisses he leaves on you, earlier that day. 

- The way your soft lips press against the sensitive skin of his neck. 

- It warms the skin there, causes small goosebumps to form there. 

- You adore the way he warmly chuckles at them and leans his head and shrugs his shoulder, an attempt to bring you closer and keep you there at his neck. 

- Edward will be sure to return the favor tenfold. 

Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:

- This asshole expects them from you. 

- Like, what’re you doing? 

- You should be worshipping his body with kisses, ugh, you have an opportunity that so many dream of and you’re just gonna let it fly by?

- Obviously, once you power through the urge to slap the shit out of him (or just slap him, that’s fine too…probably will turn him on so good luck with that)

- He won’t admit it, like a bunch of other things, but he’s an absolute sucker for your neck kisses. 

- Ed likes how it does make him feel worshipped, someone worthy of attention and affection. 

Twojar Riddler:

- Oh ho ho this possessive buff leprechaun prick. 

- He absolutely thrives on neck kisses, much like how the other Riddlers do. 

- It’s a very intimate gesture of vulnerability, passion, and devotion. 

- Edward wouldn’t want to have it any other way. 

- He also eggs you on to go ahead and leave a couple of love bite while you’re at it. 

- It turns him on to see you act as possessively over him as he does over you. 

Gotham City Sirens Riddler:

- Edward can’t imagine a more pleasant way to end the work day. 

- Wrapped up in your embrace, kissing and groping like some lovesick fools. 

- The minute your lips hit the side of his neck, pecking up and down it. 

- The P.I. is a goner. 

- Whatever is left plaguing his mind from work, is completely forgotten. 

- He cradles the back of your head to keep your lips there, only letting up for you to kiss the other side of his neck (or kiss him, properly on his lips). 

- He’s sure to return the favor soon enough. 

Young Justice Riddler:

- Hnng this weak lad can’t even handle hand kisses rip

- PDA or…any sort of A in general…is new territory for this Eddie. 

- Kinda like Dano Riddler, I imagine he’s stupid ticklish. 

- Your lips barely brush along his neck and he’s in a giggly fit. 

- But it’s cute, so that’s fine. You go in for the kill regardless. 

- His whole face lights up red, warming up to the nth degree. Instantly becomes addicted to them though. 

- This Eddie just enjoys the fact that there’s someone that genuinely thinks he’s that attractive to warrant neck kisses. 

Telltale Riddler:

- Okay, first off, ew, how dare you?

- You really think he was just going to let you that close? 

- I mean, sure he likes the attention, he likes you…but you’re gonna have to earn the privilege to kiss his neck. 

- Yeah, I don’t know what you see in the Puzzle Grandpa either whoop.

- However, whenever you earn the right to kiss his neck, he’s got a dumb egotistical smirk on his face. 

- He…appreciates the gesture. 

Hush (DCAU) Riddler: 

- This man is absolutely weak for you. 

- When you smile at him, he feels like he’s been blessed. 

- To have you love him, excessively, and kiss every inch of his body. 

- Oh, well, he can’t get enough. 

- Especially your neck kisses. 

- The way you go from nuzzling his sideburns to kissing along his jaw, from his jaw you go lower to his neck. 

- He’s a warm buzzing mess, but don’t let him stop you. He loves this way too much.

#ri writes #the riddler x reader #edward nygma x reader #edward nashton x reader #edward nigma x reader #arkhamverse riddler x reader #reevesverse riddler x reader #dano riddler x reader #gotham riddler x reader #btas riddler x reader #zero year riddler x reader #capullo riddler x reader #the war of jokes and riddles riddler x reader #twojar riddler x reader #gotham city sirens riddler x reader #sirens riddler x reader #young justice riddler x reader #yj riddler x reader #telltale riddler x reader #hush (dcau) riddler x reader

[riddle-me-ri]

Riddlers Reacting to Reader Wearing A “TikTok” Dress

A/N: okay so a few things:

1) This was one of my first original ideas for headcanons when I first decided to write fanfics again, so I’m excited to feel confident enough to write it rip (this is also one of the more self indulgent ideas I’ve had so bare with me)

2) Heidi Lavon owns my tiktok, so it’s my job to bless you with her content here’s her in the dress:

3) It’s called the Carmen Dress and it has a $300 price tag on god save queens

4)  As I mentioned this is 100% self indulgent, so sorry for ALL the errors, this idea has been brewing in my mind for months until I couldn’t hide it anymore, so if it reads like rambles…that’s why lol

( Also, I mention it in only one or two headcanons, but ALL these bastards would ask if it comes in green (unfortunately it doesn’t but I’ll be damned if a couple these guys won’t try and make it happen) also this all takes place in private)

Trigger Warnings: heavy suggestiveness (I mean...look at the dress) and strong language (I have a sailor mouth, sorry not sorry)

Batman the Animated Series Riddler:

- Congratulations, you’ve made this goofball speechless

- No literally, man looks like a fish out of water

- Eyes wide, mouth opening and closing. Stuck between catching his breath and trying to form a coherent sentence. 

- Oh God, you’re walking closer to him?!

- The man’s face is as red as a tomato and he’s as hot to the touch as a furnace

- He’s finally able to start rambling off compliments

- You’re stunning, ravishing, gorgeous, enchanting…

- He’s a chuckling mess as you wrap yourself around him

- Becomes speechless again as he realizes just how little you’re actually wearing

- Your body is at the mercy of this measly fabric

- It takes him a minute, but he gets his suavity back once the surprise wears off

- You are beautiful there was never any doubts about that, but now that you’ve teased him he wants to see all of you

Capullo/Zero Year Riddler:

- Well, hellloooo~~

- The fuck you’ve been hiding this piece for?

- He absolutely loves what’s going on in the front, straight up licking his lips.

- The back could use some work though, not nearly as revealing as it could be

- You better hold this dress close to you, he’s not opposed to making some “alterations”

- Does it come in green? 

- Adores showing you off in it, look how hot my partner is! 

- He appreciates the piece, it accentuates everything he loves about you, and can love a good tease

- But he also thinks you just being in your underwear would suffice

- Or really nothing at all

- (wait omg are you commando right now in the dress?)

- Ow, don’t hit him that hurt!

The War of Jokes and Riddles (twojar) Riddler:

- Oh shit

- Sexy and sophisticated, he’s here for it!

- Reveals just enough to be enticing but hides the right amount to tease

- His hands are instantly caressing the sheer parts of the dress

- He’s already mapping out what the dress shows so he’s sure to leave hickeys later (or right now)

- Also asks if it comes in green, possessive buff leprechaun prick.

- If you mention there are similar dresses available in different varieties, he’s all here for it.

- Like, babe, you have his card and bank information, you don’t need to ask (you didn’t when you bought this dress, so what the hell?)

- Will absolutely show you off to literally anyone and everyone, so better not be shy! 

- They can look but if they even try to touch they’re dead.

Gotham City Sirens Riddler:

- Another connoisseur of the sexy and sophisticated look the dress provides. 

- He’s a proud grinning bastard

- Inquires where you got the dress and just how long were you going to keep this a secret from him

- Oh you’re just trying it on?

- Let him help you take it off~

- What? He’s being a gentlemen! He is reformed you know. 

- (but not in that category)

- Hands are immediately on you and show no sign of pulling them away

- Fingers running along the track of black fabric on your back

- If you’re his assistant at his private investigator firm, he is debating possibly changing your dress code

- Too much? Yes, you’re probably right, this view is for his eyes only

- Maybe you two could set up a private visit to his office though, hm?

Dano Riddler:

- He’s stunned

- Frozen like a deer in headlights

- His brain is short-circuiting between how gorgeous you look but also how the dress is even like fitting right now?

- How is it even on your body? Wait that’s sheer material? He thought that was just skin

- His face blooms in a bright red when you invite him to touch the material so he can feel it. 

- Eyes constantly raking over your form up and down, up and down.

- When he finally finds the strength to go up to you and touch you, he’s gone.

- Roaming his hands up and down, all around your body. 

- He’s absolutely breathless, constantly taking sharp inhales every once in awhile

- He’s just in awe, he already thinks you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen, but you were able to surprise him yet again.

- No one else is allowed to see you in this but him, he wants this to just be for him (and you’re more than happy to oblige) 

- (suck it, bruce wayne! My partner is more gorgeous than any of your flings!) 

Gotham Riddler:

- Oh hello there~ (calm down obi wan)

- His eyes are wide to saucers and his mouth falls open

- But only for a second, before he’s absolutely grinning like a cat that caught the canary

- He walks up to you, his full attention on you. 

- Warm brown eyes scanning your figure up and down, almost like a predator to prey

- But the way you look is absolutely killing him in the best way

- He’s committing this image to his mind, you know he has a photographic memory

- He genuinely thought with his times at GCPD and his experiences as the Riddler, he’s seen it all

- Like Dano Riddler, he’s quite impressed with how you manage to surprise him with your beauty, yet again.

Arkhamverse Riddler:

- Deadass did a double take.

- He walked past you, barely giving you a glance (like usual), but he must’ve seen your lack of clothing in his peripheral.

- What’re you trying to do? Distract him? You know how much that frustrates him!

- Once the haze of annoyance he’s usually in goes away as he takes in the rest of the dress…

- The man’s a stuttering puddle. 

- “W-W-What are you wearing? I-It’s not even a dress! N-No! I…I do like it..”

- You give him a small 360 twirl so he can get a full view.

- You can’t help but grin at the sharp gasp of air he took and tried to hide.

- Man is struggling, quick wrap your arms around him, his bravado is DOWN

- His tired eyes have glossed over and he’s absolutely puddy in your hands

- Once his brain starts sparking again, he shucks off his gloves so his rough hands can touch your soft skin. 

- He gasps again at just how little is hidden and how thin the material is.

- Stunning, radiant, gorgeous…so many words but they fall short as you take his breath away

- Congrats, you’ve done something even the Bat has never done…rendered Edward Nygma absolutely speechless

Telltale Riddler:

- This ornery asshole.

- He’ll rake his eyes over you and give you a little “hmph”

- He’ll shrug it off, he doesn’t see the reason for it when you can just parade around in your underwear and get the same reaction

- But don’t let it fool you, he is absolutely warming up and “getting” up as you saunter around the room

- He does appreciate the cheekiness of the dress, revealing just the right amount to make you still wonder

- He’ll keep up his indifferent front for as long as he can.

- Until you straddle the puzzle grandpa. 

- He has no choice but to appreciate it now, how what little fabric hugs your skin, and just how little you’re actually wearing

- Just don’t tell him the price tag, sweetheart, he’ll have an absolute boomer fit.

- ($300? You can just walk around the lair naked for free?!)

Young Justice Riddler:

- Uhh, yeah no he’s dead.

- Congrats you’ve killed him without laying a finger on him

- Shaking him might work…

- Once he’s conscious, he’s still sort of brain dead. 

- His lisp and stutters are amplified to the -nth degree

- He’s not even making words at this point. 

- You’ve broken him, way to go

- You try to reach out for him and talk to him

- Poor baby will literally scurry away

- H-he doesn’t deserve this, to see you dressed like this, looking so stunning

- W-what do you mean you’re wearing this for him?

- He barely feels worthy to kiss you, hold you, see you in a bikini/swimwear

- But this?? Really?

- It’s going to take him a minute, but once the initial shock is over, he’ll warm up to touching you and interacting with you in the dress

- He is torn between asking you to wear this only for his eyes or wear it when y’all go out

- Like he wants to show you off so he can see the gorgeous partner he pulled, but also like doesn’t want you to garner any unwanted attention (n-not that he wouldn’t protect you..but..like…you’ve seen him)

#yep this is it #ive gone completely insane #riddler x reader #edward nygma x reader #batman the animated series riddler x reader #btas riddler x reader #zero year riddler x reader #capullo riddler x reader #the war of jokes and riddles riddler x reader #twojar riddler x reader #gotham city sirens riddler x reader #pi riddler x reader #dano riddler x reader #gotham riddler x reader #arkhamverse riddler x reader #telltale riddler x reader #young justice riddler x reader #headcanons #ri writes

[riddle-me-ri]

Scenario with various riddlers: Riddler gives his s/o a kiss on the cheek. Just before he is about to leave they say, "you missed." In a nonchalant way. While Eddie is standing there confused, his s/o walks up to him and cups his face, "here let me show you." And then they give him a big ol smooch on the lips.

A/N: AAAHHHH you've done it anon, you've done it rip, you've killed me. Eeeee I love this idea so much it's so soft and sweet it made me squeal like a teenager and kick my feet in glee. I live for soft moments with the mean green beannsss also cause of that…this is stupid long. Sorry not sorry

Riddlers x Reader - You Missed Me, Now You Gotta Well…You Know

Arkhamverse Riddler:

After finally getting him to sleep for more than two hours and talking him into eating a decent meal. It made sense that once he woke up and ate breakfast the next morning, he would be making a beeline back to his shop. 

"Well, time to head back to work…I guess I did need this…supposed break…"

You rolled your eyes, knowing this is as much gratitude as you'll get out of him. "You did need it and you're welcome." You stood up from your chair and walked with him to the door of his workshop. 

"I'll come back up in a few hours." Edward said as he turned to face you. He pursed his lips, hesitating. 

"Okay, Eddie." You smiled, stealing glances between his eyes and lips. 

Edward leaned into the side of your face and gave you a gentle kiss on your cheek. You slightly giggled as his stubble tickled against your skin. 

He's about to turn back to face the door. His hand barely turned the doorknob, when you spoke up.

"Eddie, you missed!"

"What do you mea-?" He started to ask but was interrupted by you grabbing the sides of his face and colliding your lips with his. 

When you finally let go, you were giggling at the absolute bright red blush on his face. 

“See? Wasn’t that better?”

Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:

“Off to work already?” You were wiping away the sleepies from your eyes, when you notice Ed coming out of the bathroom. He was dressed in a white collared button up shirt, tie, and dress pants. 

Ed chuckled at your adorable sleepy state. He went over to your side of the bed. “It’s 7:30, sweetheart. I gotta go.”

You let out a dramatic pathetic whine. “Eddie, it’s Saturday…”

“I know, I know. But this case we’re working on is high priority at the office. The sooner I come in and solve it, the sooner I can come back home, okay?”

You pouted. “Mm…okay.” You crossed your arms, not annoyed at Ed, just his stupid unappreciative job.  

Edward smiled softly as he leaned in and gave you a kiss on the cheek. “I’ll be back soon, okay?” 

“You didn’t do it right!”

That wasn’t the response he was expecting. “W-what do you mean?”

“You’re supposed to kiss me here,” you tapped your lips. “I’ll show you.” 

You stood up on your knees and pulled him closer to you by his tie. You planted a big kiss on his lips. Poor man was shocked for a minute, but was able to recover fast enough to return the kiss. 

Reluctantly you pulled back from his lips. “Have a good day at work, Eddie.” 

Gotham Riddler:

“Hey, Eddie, did you want to have dinner at my place tonight?” You offered. Your focus was on the filing cabinet, as your fingers flipped through the tabs, finding the proper home for a file Ed just returned. 

“I-S-Sure! I’d love that.” 

You two have been dating for the past few weeks and things were going well. He had already shown you his home, you figured it was fair you showed yours. 

“Sweet. It’ll be my first time cooking for company in my new place, it’ll be…interesting to the say the least.” You finally slid the folder to it’s rightful place. When you shut the cabinet, you turned your head to the side to see Ed yet again closer than he was initially. 

“I can’t wait.” He said sweetly. You notice his eyes dart from yours to down to his feet. He also occasionally bit his bottom lip. 

“Is there something on your mi-”

He placed a chaste kiss to your cheek. Both of your faces started tinting red at your cheeks. 

“I-I…sorry…that-that probably wasn’t appropriate for the work place.” He muttered nervously. 

“Probably not, but you did it wrong.” 

He furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. He was fairly certain there was no mistaken a sweet kiss to the cheek. 

Until you cupped one side of his face, your thumb gently stroking where his skin began warming up. You brought his head down closer to yours as you stood up to meet his lips with yours in the middle. You could feel him take a sharp intake of air through his nose, it took him a minute before he finally kissed back.

When the two of you finally broke apart. It took everything in you not to giggle at the wide-eyed goofy look on his face. 

“You okay, Eddie?” 

He nodded, “n-never better.” 

Batman the Animated Series Riddler:

It was a peaceful night in. It was one of Edward’s first nights back home after getting out of Arkham. Needless to say you were glued to his side for most of the day, not that he was complaining. He held you just as tightly in return. 

Dinner was finished. The dishes were drying. You two were cuddling on the couch, watching a late night game show. 

After a little over an hour, Ed decided to get up from the couch. 

“Where are you going?” You asked, almost pitifully. 

Ed chuckled. “Just to the bathroom, darling. I’ll be right back!” 

“Quick kiss first!” You giggled. 

Ed shook his head in disbelief, but he obliged you by leaning over and kissing your cheek. 

“EEHRR! Wrong!” You said. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him down and gave him a kiss on the lips. 

Edward laughed into the kiss, but returned it with fervor nonetheless. When you pulled back from his lips. You both chuckled at each other. 

“Does my prize include freedom?” 

“Ugh, fine, I guess. Just hurry back!” You playfully scoffed before taking your seat back on the couch. 

Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:

“And just where do you think you’re going?” You asked defiantly. 

Edward was once again trying to walk out on his post-coital cuddle duties. 

“I’ve gotta go, babe. Besides you know I’m not all into that aftercare stuff.” He defended. 

You groaned. It was true he did say that from the jump, but would it hurt him every once in awhile. You scoff at the thought, yeah it might, may even kill him one day to actually be just a smidge vulnerable. 

“Ugh, fine, whatever.” You waved your hand in a shooing motion. You flopped over to your side of the bed, with your back facing him. You pulled the covers up over yourself to hide from him. 

You were confused when the room got quiet and you didn’t hear the familiar sound of the door closing. 

You felt someone tap on your shoulder. You turned to see Ed standing with a stupid lopsided grin on his face. 

“What? I thought you were oh so busy?” 

“I may be selfish, but I’m not entirely cruel.” He leaned down and left a faint of a peck on your cheek. 

You rolled your eyes. “Nuh-uh you’re not gonna half-ass my kisses either!” You grabbed the lapels of his jacket and crashed your lips onto his. Ed didn’t miss a beat, as he began licking the bottom of your lip, non-vocally asking for entrance. 

However instead of usually obliging him, you tore your lips away from his. 

You fake yawned. “I’m tired, let me sleep and you do whatever it is you gotta do.” 

Ed grumbled in annoyance. You stayed motionless until you heard the door closed. Once it closed, you let out a tiny fit of giggles and tickled kicks of your feet in glee. 

Twojar Riddler:

You guys were taking a cab back from a night out. You two were absolutely all over each other. Touching, tugging, holding, caressing, and of course kissing. 

However, Edward was kissing you everywhere, except for your lips. 

“E-Eddie!” You giggled, his sideburns tickling the skin on your neck as he trailed kissing along your shoulder. 

“Hm?” He asked, not relenting on his kisses. 

“Y-You’re kissing me in the wrong spot.” You argued. 

“Oh, is that right?” He asked, teasingly. Ed removed his head from the side of your neck and looked at you. 

“Tell me, where is the right spot?” He smirked.

He kissed your shoulder. “Here?”

He pecked your neck. “Here?” 

“Perhaps here?” He kissed your cheek.

You started giggling again. “Eddie…” you playfully whined. 

“What? You haven’t told me where.”

“I think you know…”

“Hmm…you know what. I think I do.” 

Edward finally leaned in, cupping your cheek and pulling your lips to his. 

Gotham City Sirens Riddler:

You heard the door to the office burst open and then slam shut. The sound made you jump out from behind your desk. 

“Edward! I-Is everything oh…” 

Edward was in absolute tatters. His green suit was covered in soot, with some edges to it slightly burned off. His hat was bent and also burned around the edges. His dress shirt was also untucked and wrinkled. His cane broken in two, each of the pieces he dead gripped in his fists.

“Ed! A-Are you okay?” 

“Fine! Just peachy.” He snarled. He started making his way down the hallway to his office. 

“Well, uh, w-what…do you need anything?” You asked unsure what to say, but still wanted to help him. 

“I said I’m fine!” He snapped. 

A few minutes go by, Edward had long since discarded his ruined suit and shirt. He still kept the hat, hoping to possibly fixing it. Currently he was trying to tape his cane back together. Until he heard a small knock on the door. 

He was about to bark at you to dismiss whoever it was that wanted to see him, but he was surprised to see you with a plastic bag. You walked over to him and took out a water bottle, bandages, hydrogen peroxide, aspirin, and super glue. 

“Hm.” Edward softly let a smile grow on his face. You began applying the antiseptic liquid to the burns on his arm and softly bandaging them. As you did this he took the opportunity to give you a thankful kiss on the cheek. 

“I’m gonna need more payment than that for patching you up.” You said, teasingly. 

“Is that so?”

“Mm hm, my help isn’t cheap!”

He cupped your chin between his thumb and forefinger. He chuckled, “of course it isn’t.” He leaned in closer and kissed you, gratefully.  

Young Justice Riddler:

You were minutes away from seeing Edward off on another mission. It was your job to stay behind and keep a lookout.

 Needless to say the two of you have gotten pretty close over the years. You guys have only been dating for a couple months now and Ed’s adorable awkwardness has only quadrupled in that time span as he’s getting used to the new status of your relationship. As well as what your relationship usually entails. Like PDA. 

“You’re up, Eddie!” You called for him. You were sitting at your desk; typing, clicking, and swiping away at touchscreens to make sure everything was in working order. 

“O-Oh it’s time to go already.” Ed was lost in his own head, just staring and watching you do your thing. He really wishes he could just stay with you, but nope they needed someone as a scapegoat. 

“Sure is. You’ll be fine, I’ve got eyes all over the facility.” You reassured. 

“I-I don’t doubt it.” He chuckled nervously. 

He stood up out of the chair. “Well, I’ll see you later.” He hesitated at first before finally swooping into your side and giving you a kiss on the cheek. 

You tried so hard not to squeal out loud. That was one of the boldest things he’s done yet. 

“Aw, come here!” You jumped out of your seat. You wrapped your arms around him, almost knocking him off his feet. You leaned in and planted a big sweet kiss on his lips. “There! That’s a real kiss!”

“N-N-Noted.” He stuttered, his face slowly glowing a faint pink from his forehead to his neck. 

Telltale Riddler:

Honestly, you should just be grateful he even kissed you on the cheek. Good luck trying to get him to give you a proper kiss. 

“Aww, come on, Ed! You can do better than that!” 

You had just finished cooking dinner and all the old fart did was give you a small peck on the lips. 

“What do you mean?”

“You can’t even give me a kiss?”

He shifted his eyes left and right, confused. “Didn’t I do that?”

“Well, yeah, but like…a proper one…on the lips…” You explained. 

Edward groaned. “Fine, I suppose you’re right.” He got up and walked over to you and gave you a small quick peck on the lips. You didn’t even have a chance to return it. 

“I believe I’ve paid the piper as they say,” with that he twirled around and headed to his work station.

“Ed! Come back here!” You immediately started walking after him. You were going to get your kiss one way or another. Even if it meant kissing his corpse. 

Hush (DCAU) Riddler:

“You ready, Ed?” You asked. 

You were always so nervous whenever he was about to disembark on a new plot he’s cooked up. You always knew the odds of him being caught and incarcerated again were very high. You always mentally prepared yourself for that possibility. While simultaneously hoping he would get away. 

“Ready as I’ll ever be.” He tightened the eye mask around the back of his head. 

He noticed you by the door. You were rocking on the heels and balls of your feet and your hands were rubbing both your arms. 

Ed walked over to you. “Hey, are you okay, sweetie?”

You nodded frantically. “Y-Yeah, yeah of course.”

He quirked his eyebrow at you. “You know I’m the smartest man in Gotham, right?”

“Of course I do.”

“So you know, that I know you’re lying…”

You bit your lip, before sighing. “I’m just nervous, like I always am. I don’t like seeing you go and then you don’t come back..” 

Edward sighed in defeat. “I know sweetheart, I know. It kills me too. But you know I always come back. It may take time, but I always come back, don’t I?” 

You nod, “y-yeah, eventually, yeah…”

“You’re the best, you know that.” Ed claimed. “So amazing and patient with me.” He gave you a sweet reassuring kiss on your cheek. “I love you for that, you know? You make me feel like the luckiest guy in Gotham!” 

You giggled softly. “I love you too, and you missed.”

“Hm?”

“You missed my lips…” You muttered. 

Ed playfully knocked himself in the head with the palm of his hand. “Silly me, you’re right. You’re right.” He had a goofy smile on his face as he leaned in and gave you a proper, long, sweet kiss.

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[riddle-me-ri]

Different versions of the Riddler constantly making freudian slips when they are near their crush Y/N. Like they are hanging out and Y/N stops to smell a flower, and Eddie is just like, "I wish that was me...". But when Y/N turns around and asked what did he say he just blurts out. "I WISH YOU WERE STUNG BY A BEE."

Or

"Gosh you are so lovely. I love you."

"what?"

"I meant - YOU ARE A MONEY AND I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO!!"

(You don't have to do this if you don't want to I just think it is a funny idea.) ^^

A/N: Aww this is such a super cute idea lol but I think some Riddlers will probably be suaver than that, but most of them would absolutely erupt into random blabberings cause that's easier to explain than his emotions lol

Riddlers x Reader - I Love You--Wait, what?

Arkhamverse Riddler:

You just had to be near him, and that frustrated him. He was frustrated that he got flustered around you. You made his brain stop thinking logically, and purely upon emotions, and he hated it. You constantly distract him with your laughs and smiles. 

The way your eyes genuinely lit up when watching him work. How you shared his enthusiasm whenever one of his machines or gadgets sprung to life. The way you looked at him with excitement and pride, the way no one has ever seen him. 

He was working on another one of his projects. You would look between his blueprints and back on the parts he was tinkering with. Trying to connect what you saw on the paper to what was physically there. 

Edward stopped moving his tools for a moment and just looked at you. 

“I adore you…”

“Come again, Eddie?” You looked up to face him. 

Edward froze. His hands tightened around his tools, wishing it was his neck instead. 

“Oh, uhh..er..I said I warned you, not to get too close. Sparks could fly and there’s no use you going blind!”

Dano Riddler:

Edward enjoyed seeing you, it started to become his favorite part of the day. It took you sometime, but you were able to get through his hard exterior and you two eventually became friends at work. Of course, it didn’t take long for the companionship to evolve into something more deeper and intimate for Ed. 

It was another boring business party. Edward will never understand why they make these things mandatory. He knew no one wanted him there just as much as he didn’t want to be there. 

“Eddie! Is that you?” 

He heard your voice over, and turned around to greet you, but he wasn’t prepared to actually see you. You were dressed to the nines in formal wear, it was the first time he’d seen you in anything but work attire. 

“Y-You look stunning…”

“What’d you say, Eddie?” You asked with a small smile. 

“I-uh-er-um..I-I was humming to myself, sorry..”

You giggled. “It’s okay, I’m glad I could catch you! You look handsome!” 

Edward gulped the growing frog in his throat. “Uh…oh, yes, um…thank you.” Someone shoot him now. 

Gotham Riddler:

Another tale of work friendship blossoming into something more. Edward appreciated you more than he could ever express in words. You actually listened to him, made an honest attempt at his riddles, he was overjoyed when you tried to tell some of your own (even though he knew the answers before you even finished them, but he was appreciative all the same). 

It didn’t take long for romantic feelings to start taking over. He wanted to ask you out so badly, tell you everything; how much you mean to him, how he appreciates you…

“Gosh, I love you…” He muttered. 

“I’m sorry, Eddie! I didn’t catch that!” 

His heart stopped and dropped to his stomach. He totally forgot you were right next to him at his desk, overlooking a new report for him. 

“NOTHING! Uh, uh...sorry I mean…I just said..that..uhh…I-I need you..your second opinion on this report…” 

“Smooth.” said the dominant personality that lingered dormant beneath his self conscious.

BTAS Riddler:

Even though Edward is now a well known criminal, he does still enjoy making toys and games, even if nobody gets to enjoy them. However, that is until he met you. You were one his associates at Baxter Toys, and yet somehow stayed in touch while he was in and out of Arkham. 

“Oh, Eddie…this is incredible!” You commented. You just solved his new renditions of an old puzzle box concept he developed. 

“You’re incredible.”

“What?”

Ed’s eyes widened as he repeated what he said in his own head. “Oh, ah, um…I said thank you, you’re input is greatly appreciated.” 

Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:

He actually says things like that rather often, and expects you to take it as a joke and not sincere at all. The only way you’d know it was sincere is when he backtracks, because he didn’t expect you to hear him. 

“You’re pretty amazing…”

“What was that, Ed?” 

“Huh, what? I didn’t say anything, can you go back to bending over, please?” 

You rolled your eyes and instead walked out of the room, barely hearing Ed let out a “hey!” as the door closed on him. Proud prick.

Twojar Riddler: 

He doesn’t see the reason to say anything unless he’s going to be heard. When he tells you something he expects you to hear it. 

“I know I don’t say it often…but I hope you know..” He’s cupped your chin in his hand and made you look up into his eyes. “I am absolutely enamored with you…”

“W-Wait what?”

“You heard me.”

Gotham City Sirens Riddler: 

One time, he was in his office just organizing some case files in his cabinets. You decided to take the opportunity to also do some spring cleaning around your office space as well. Plus you enjoyed spending time with Eddie. He liked reminiscing on old cases with you or cases he took in your absence. 

When the scenario in question started, he was recounting a time your assistance really came in handy. 

“I remember that,” he smiled fondly at the memory. “You are so brilliant..”

“Sorry, didn’t catch that! What did you say?”

“Oh, um, uh…I was just thinking…” His brain rattled to try and say something, until he realized. There was nothing to worry about what he said, because what he said is true.

“I was just thinking about how brilliant you are, I’m lucky to have you on my team.”

Young Justice Riddler:

You two were on another recon mission for The Light. You were sitting beside Edward on the jet flight to your next destination. You were staring out the nearby window, with a contented smile on your face. 

He hoped you didn’t notice how he stared at you, yearningly. The way the soft light of the setting sun made your face glow more radiant than before. It made you look ethereal. 

If heart eyes existed, he would have them right about now. 

“Gosh…you’re so gorgeous…I love you..”

“Huh, did you say something, Ed?” 

“NOTHING! IT WAS NOTHING!”

Telltale Riddler:

He’s sorta like twojar. Whenever he speaks, he expects to be heard, if he didn’t want anyone to hear he wouldn’t have said it in the first place. Not to mention it’s hard to get a compliment or any sort of affirmation, but on the rare chance he does, he won’t hesitate to manipulate you to think you didn’t hear anything. 

He hummed pleased at the new outfit you were wearing. “You look radiant..”

“Hm?” You turned around to face him.

“Oh, nothing, dear. Don’t you fret.”

Gaslighting prick. 

Hush (DCAU) Riddler: 

You were one of the few hench-people he hired on that he could genuinely trust. You always had his back when it came to physical altercations with the Batman. You could keep a secret if he was weary of a traitor in his gang. He also had a massive crush on you as a result of this. 

He watched you as you went through a basic work out regiment. Edward felt like an absolute schoolboy the way his cheeks were dusted a rosy pink and he found himself occasionally gasping for air. 

“You’re incredible, God I love you..”

“Sorry, Eddie.” You slipped off the earbuds you had in your ear. “Did you want to tell me something?” 

“NO-N-NOTHING..no..nothing at all…ehh er..sorry, I-I’ll leave you be.” He did leave you with his tail in between his legs and him kicking himself mentally, whereas you were just left confused.

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[riddle-me-ri]

The 💚❔Riddlers💚 ❔Masterlist

Key: 🔞 - means it contains smut and/or other adult themes

General Riddlers

- Crossing the Line Pt. 2 P. 3 🔞

- Riddler Flirting with Penguin’s Receptionist!Reader

Various Riddlers

- Riddlers Reacting to Reader Wearing a TikTok Dress

- Riddlers w/ a Dumb!Reader 

- Riddlers Comfort Dumb!Reader

- Riddlers Frustrated w/ Incompetent Reader

-Riddlers Surprised Reader Would Rather Sleep with Them

- Riddlers w/ a Reader that has Trust Issues

- Riddlers Having a Romantic Relationship w/ Therapist Reader

- Riddlers Trying to Deny They Love Reader or Complimented Reader

- Reader Telling the Riddlers to Kiss Them on the Lips

- Riddlers Reacting to Being Recognized by a Victim’s Kid

- Riddlers Reacting to Reader’s Art of Them

- Riddlers Defending Reader Being Physically Abused by Their Boss

- Riddler Dere Personality Types

- How the Riddlers Handle No Nut November

- How the Riddlers Respond to Neck Kisses

- How the Riddlers React to Having Their Asses Slapped

- Snow fights and Snow Angels w/ The Riddlers

- Jealousy Scenarios w/ The Riddlers 

- Reader Trying to Get The Riddlers’ Attention By Wearing Slightly Scandalous Clothing

- Riddlers with a Reader that Possesses Cartoon Physics Powers 

- Riddlers React to Reader Ignoring Their Affections

- Riddlers React to Reader Proving Superman is Clark Kent

-  The Riddlers with an Anxious College Student S/O

- The Riddlers React to Reader Dying in Their Arms

- The Riddlers with a S/O that has a Daddy Kink

- The Riddlers Being Possessive

Dano Riddler

- Dano Riddler w/ Favorite Waitress Reader

- Dano Riddler Watching the Saw Films w/ Reader

- Dano Riddler Finding Out Bruce Wayne Flirting with Reader in DM’s

- Dano Riddler Sub Headcanons 🔞

- Dano Riddler General Headcanons

- Dano Riddler Celebrating Reader’s Birthday Headcanons

Gotham Riddler

Arkham Riddler

- Arkhamverse Riddler Has “Private Sessions” with Psychiatrist!Reader 🔞

- Patching Up Arkham Riddler

Zero Year Riddler

The War of Jokes and Riddles (twojar) Riddler

- Twojar Riddler being an asshole to Reader on a Date Pt. 2 🔞

- Twojar Riddler Joins Reader’s OnlyFans  Pt. 2  🔞

- Twojar Riddler Being Proposed by Reader - Wedding Woes 🔞

Gotham City Sirens Riddler

- Sirens Riddler Reassuring Insecure Reader

- Reader Patching Up Sirens Riddler (random fluff scenario)

Batman the Animated Series Riddler

- BTAS Riddler w/ a Time-Traveling Descendant (including Penguin)

- BTAS Riddler “First Time” w/ Anxious Reader 🔞

- BTAS Riddler Steals Away BTAS Oswald’s Crush He Pushed Away

- BTAS Riddler Indulging in Handcuffs and Blindfolds   🔞

- Smut with BTAS Riddler in Santa Suit  🔞

- BTAS Riddler Being Attracted to a Singer at the Iceberg Lounge

- Reader Beating BTAS Riddler’s Riddle of The Minotaur Game 

Young Justice Riddler

-YJ Riddler Trying to Be Dominant w/ Reader  🔞

- YJ Riddler Getting the Hiccups on a Date w/ Reader

- YJ Riddler Dirty Talk Prompt - Hot and Bothered  🔞

Telltale Riddler

Hush (DCAU) Riddler 

- NSFW Headcanons for Hush (DCAU) Riddler

- Hush (DCAU) Riddler Returning Back to Reader (and Reader breaking up with him)

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[quandaryqueen]

@thegremlininlove requests:

Arkhamverse, War of jokes and riddles, and Gotham riddler's

w crush villain! Reader who's transfixed with their voice (I'm aware that war of jokes doesn't have any voice lines, he looks like the type of person who'd have a attractive voice )

They can ramble about anything. A n y - f u c k i n g - t h i n g and reader would just nod between the lines as they only focus on his voice

When they ask something about their plans reader would snap out of it and say "Huh? Oh, yeah! :)" as if they know what he's fucking saying

Hypnotic taking over

Edward Nygma X Reader

Are you a sucker for voices? I know I am.

💚 Gotham

No omg 'coz Cory Michael Smith (the actor portraying this Eddie) IS GREAT AT SINGING! Alright that's just me simping but anyways!

So there was our precious dork, going off about the real story based of Moby Dick along with its historical contexts. Fawning over his voice, you remember certain words being uttered by him. Somewhere in the middle there was a mention of whale farming and its impact towards the early industrialization of America, draining an island of its resources, causing the near extinction of whales, then cannibalism... Somehow you were able to disregard that as you drown in his sweet, sweet voice. Edward would be worried that he was boring you with his usual casual data dump in the middle of the day when he notice you dazing off.

"Oh uh... S-sorry, I uh tend to ramble... Do you mind?"

Absent-mindedness had you shooting up to answer haphazardly... And poorly. "Oh, yeah!"

Your gut takes a self-inflicted mental punch when his features twists with pain.

"Wait, no-no-no-no! That's not what I meant! I meant it... Um..." With your attempt to save face you can't think of a thing to say, while your hands continues to make certain gestures portraying your trial of coming up with an excuse. When none came to mind you gave up. "Alright, you got me I was actually not paying attention I'm sorry... I was... Distracted. I'm sorry I didn't mean to--"

"No, no it's okay." Can't blame you, he knows he can be boring.

"-I-it's just that I was... Kinda... Findyourvoiceattractive."

He stares at you with wide eyes, his pale face visibly and vividly getting shades of red. Not wanting to prolong the awkward silence, he clears his throat and pushes the glasses up his nose.

"Oh um... Th-thank you."

💚 Arkhamverse

I realised I just made something similar to this request about Arkhamverse Edward!

💚 The War of Jokes and Riddles

Oh darling, he noticed. The first time he was a touch annoyed when you were not paying attention, how rude of you, what has gotten you distracted when he's elaborating about his recent schemes?

Oh... Oh 😏

No, once he knows he isn't relenting. You like the way his voice? How about when it drops to a low volume, you'd hear how his voice vibrates against his throat. Oh he's not stopping there, he'd pull you closer, his lips almost touching your ear with every word. Perhaps this way, you'd have his undivided attention and be forced to listen closely.

"Now, be a good little darling and listen to me... Alright?"

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[quandaryqueen]

YJ and war of jokes and riddles riddler's

With their s/o's getting swapped

The S/o's are so fucking confused. WHEN DID THE LOVE OF THEIR LIFE BECOME LANKY/BEEFY????

YJ s/o getting confused, like, whatchu mean there's a fucking war between-

While woj s/o is also confused as to why the fuck are these bitchasses tryna bully yj riddler

Also it's obvious that the s/o is different, cause, they both have kinda the same clothing choice, different hairstyles, and different... Well ig fighting styles

(Light academia/dark academia, long/short hairstyles, and long distance/close distance fighting styles)

Yj riddler is worried as to what happened to HIS s/o while woj riddler's reaction is also like that

Not exactly the same

Edward Nygma X Reader

You find yourself waking around unfamiliar environment... Or was it unfamiliar?

Ooooh omg this is such a unique concept! I'll try my best to do justice for it 💝

💚 Young Justice

This Edward is looking a touch... Small. In terms of height and body mass, you swore you could lift him over your head. Not to mention, his entire get-up was different but he looked good in green all the same... Why the fuck are they picking on the Riddler, do they know who he is? Who were you to kid, this Edward was entirely different to you. Sure, you sense him with all the question mark in his apparel along with the riddles, but this was not your Edward.

And your boy shares the same sentiment of being confused. Your aesthetic? Your attitude? Batman? Starting a war with the Joker? Because the Joker is depressed? Oh fuck... Is his Y/N OKAY?!

"As much as I'd love to seize the opportunity to top the Riddler for once--" Edward reddened whilst you nonchalantly resume. "--we're gonna need to figure this out. I'm not from here and I'm sure you'd like to get... The other me back."

"Agreed." The other him better protect you, there's no way he is charging in with the Joker with you on the line!

💚 The War of Jokes and Riddles

SINCE WHEN DID YOUR twink BOYFRIEND GOT TALLER? OR HUNKIER? OR HAS A QUESTION MARK SCAR ON HIS CHEST? WHY IS HE WAGING WAR WITH THE JOKER?

No, no, no, this isn't your boyfriend at all, your Eddie doesn't look so... Suave and charming like this, your Eddie stammers and is an entire dork. And you love him that way.

This Edward on the other hand can't help but to be fascinated. So this is you in another dimension? How intriguing, you share certain similarities to his Y/N, but there are glaringly obvious differences that can differentiate you from one another. It's interesting how every universe has a way of making other variants of an individual special in their own way. But as much as he is curious, he is going to need his Y/N back.

"Tell me, am I feared in your dimension?"

You paused for a moment, before speaking. "Well, it is a work in progress." With a sheepish grin, you paired it with a shrug.

"That's fine. No one can be as perfect as me." Before you can answer, he interrupts. "Now come, we are going to need to figure this out."

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[quandaryqueen]

Hello! Just dropped by to say I love your blog and I was wondering if I could get some Riddler (any you want) flustering his s/o. Thanks!

Pushing buttons, pulling strings

Edward Nygma X Reader

Each Riddlemen has their own way of flustering their favourite person. Varies from version to version and here they are:

💚 Young Justice

His way of flustering you? If he's not trying to replicate people he sees with their flimsy pick-up lines, flattery. He isn't the most fluent in romance talk, most especially when he can barely string words together in a coherent sentence when he himself is losing his bearings before his favourite person, twiddling his thumb, averting his gaze, oblivious to the red spreading across his face and neck. But if there's something he's good at, it's being observant, being able to recognise talent in people and telling them how they're doing a great job, even if he is massively flustered.

"You... You're so good at doing this. The way you manage details so intricately even if some might not notice them, it's just so unique and special. I hope you know that the others will love your work when you think that your work is nothing but subpar, well that simply isn't true. You're the greatest one I've ever seen and I hope you don't give up on it." If it were even possible, his face darkens with red. "S-sorry! I tend to... Ramble. I'm sorry for wasting your time!"

💚 The War of Jokes and Riddles

💚 Batman Unburied

Idk about you, gentles and ladymen, this man-- oh this man. I am an independent woman, but this man has the ability to make me submit with a single stare.

Now this, this man has a way with words and body language around his favourite person. Lingering touches, hushed whispers of intimacy, praises, spoiling you with gifts... He has a competition with himself on how to make you burn from where you're standing. It's just his general confidence that makes him attractive, and of course he himself is an attractive individual. He knows which buttons to push, and which strings to pull to unravel you.

"You've done a stellar performance, my love. Know that you'll be rewarded... Handsomely."

His affections are easy to miss, especially when he gives you no time to process them and when you're really caught off guard. His compliments comes as a passing comment in the middle of a conversation that doesn't correlate with the topic at hand.

"This guy is as arithmetically incompetent as a mule, I swear to god if he doesn't get this right, I am revoking my membership-- looking ethereal as always, Y/N-- anyways, so I just paid yesterday right? Now the guys are asking me to....."

You've yet to process whatever he said, whether you were hearing things or not. But when he notices you freeze, trying to process what he just said, he pauses and grins at you.

"My, my, are you that flattered that you stopped listening to me? Well, I'd give you a pass, since you're cute."

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[quandaryqueen]

The War of Jokes and Riddles Riddler Mild NSFW Headcanons

I didn't intend this to be sexual at first but my sleep deprived brain was on autopilot and somehow I awoke from my reverie and be met with whatever this is. Enjoy I guess.

🔞 MINORS DNI

💚 An absolute Dom in and outside the bedroom. You cannot tell me, that this man can make anyone do his bidding with one word. Like, you'd think that he controls the universe with how much influence he has on people. Admittedly, not all can bend to his will, but oh god does it seem so tempting to obey him and hear him praise you?

💚 👏BODY👏WORSHIP👏

Both receiving and giving.

It's seldom that he gives out praises and when he does, he means it. And boy, will he be pleased to know from you that you appreciate him the same way as he does.

💚 This man appreciates a good slow burn in pretty much everything. Nothing like building the passion, the tasteful anticipation, the thrill of edging. And the scoundrel is one hell of a tease, he lives off of seeing you squirm and let out pitiful whines, pleading and pleasing him to finally get on with it.

💚 I'm getting service top vibes from him. Like, at arbitrary moments he'll find himself wanting to hear you screech his name and then suddenly he's between your legs. Buuuuuuut, he certainly wouldn't say no if you were to return the service.

💚 There are times wherein he wouldn't be by your side, something he finds unbearable and so he substitutes his his presence with a present, something to remember him by (because by god, this man can disappear for months). Gifts differ, from jewelry, sex toys, an article of his clothing with his perfume embedded on it, a full outfit, etc etc.

He knows these gifts are not going to proxy his presence, so he also includes a thoughtful letter detailing his disappearance. Detailed, meaning Batman can get to you for information but good luck to Bats if he can even try to get through you. Edward trusts you enough to make his plans known to you and knows that you will never spill. 

💚 Aftercare is massively crucial for him as much as the lengthy foreplay. There is no way in hell that he'd leave you after sex, he may be a scoundrel but he's no 'hit-it-and-leave-it'. If this seems like it's a grand gesture to you, to him, it isn't. It's bare fucking minimum, take notes everyone. So he'll attend to whatever you need, honey 😊

💚 Handsy. He practically drapes his arms on your shoulders, the small of your back, waist, or holding your hand in his, or that elbow looping thing too. When he embraces you, it's always close, always lengthy, as if he never wants to let go. And in make out sessions, his hands runs over your body, appreciating every single inch of your skin.

💚 LINGERIE. There's nothing more to say here, he will show how grateful he is if you were to greet him with you in a pretty lingerie. Also wearing his colour? Oh my, slow this rabid man down or he might just rip it off you. To be frank, he couldn't care less about the lingerie, but to take your time and cash to do something for him? Mmm mmm 😩

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[riddle-me-ri]

A/N: Okay, okay I gotta go to bed cause I have work in the morning and I'm catching up on the last few requests I have but I'll be damned if @finniestoncrane 's Riddler headcanons of the green beans reacting to reader having on OF account didn't absolutely RUIN ME. Also I adored her first take on twojar riddler, I just COULD NOT NOT expand on her idea. So here goes, thank you finnie for always fueling the unhinged fire within me 💚😭

Word Count: 570

TW: OnlyFans, mention of pictures and videos albeit nothing explicit yet, mention of violence and crime (cause duh), and strong language

TWOJAR!Riddler x F!Reader - Only Fans of Us (Pt. 1)

"When were you going to tell me?"

"I was going to tell you, I just wanted to see what would happen first."

"You have almost 15,000 fans…"

"I-Its only been five days since I made the damn account."

Edward looks down at his computer and rolls the mouse wheel down the page. 

"And yet you've made ten posts…I wondered what you were doing while I was gone…"

You felt yourself clamping up and racing for an explanation. You were scared about his reaction and were racking your brain on how you would tell him... eventually! Now you gotta figure this out there and now.

Now you were worried and confused, he was asking questions but hasn't made his feelings completely known. 

Cryptic dick.

His face is absolutely stone faced as he goes through your pictures and the short previews for your videos. 

"Why didn't you tell me you made the account the day of?"

"I wasn't gonna let it be known unless it became a full time thing. I didn't think it would be worth mentioning if it's gonna be a short lived idea. Plus I'm anonymous so I could just delete it and nobody would be none the wiser. But I-I didn't expect it to blow up."

"Oh don't be modest now, you're a natural…"

You couldn't tell if you were to be flattered or remain confused. 

"Do you enjoy it?"

Wait, what?

"I-I mean yeah, it's fun and pretty exciting. Plus I get to make my own money. I know you tell me not to worry about it, but I want to earn my money and not constantly ask you for it.." You stated.

This was true, you were somewhat known and rumored for being the Riddler's lover.  

Despite your otherwise happy go lucky and kind personality…Nobody wanted to hire someone affiliated with a rogue. They didn't want to run the risk of something happening and they ended up a target. 

Employers have their establishment burned down, take out the breaks in their car, hold loved ones ransom..the possibilities were endless.

"I see…" Ed nods. He turns around in his office chair to face you. He wore a white shirt that was one size too small and grey sweatpants. 

You stood in front of him about a foot away, swaying on your feet, shuffling your weight from right to left, anxiously rocking. 

"Look.." You sigh. "Ed I didn't mean to disrespect you, I just…I got curious, and saw how well it was going for Harley and Pam. No one else knows it's me besides you. And I do enjoy it and I also get to earn my own money.."

You lower your head and fiddle with the edge of Ed's black dress shirt you wore. "If you want me to take it down, I will.."

Edward stood up and walked over to you. He lifts your chin up with his finger so you could look him in the eyes. His thumb caressed your chin. 

"I'm not upset…and the last thing I'd want is to take away any sense of fun and independency from you…"

Your eyes widened. There's no fucking way…

"I do, however, have a suggestion…" He brought his over hand up to cup the side of your head and stroke your hair on the side of your face. 

He smirked at you as he leaned into your ear and whispered "from now on…let me join you."

Part 2 ~

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