#the sexes. if we wanna be honest men generally do worse in life. women are more beloved and cared for than men are

[papirouge]

oh, I understood that the supposed "trans allegory" applied to only one story, but I admit I didnt know about the animatronics being possesed by dead children. the problem is that i'm kind of a wimp so i usually avoid horror, but if even kids could play it it shouldn't be that horrible right? also, does that video feature screamers or something? some content creators do that when discussing horror related stories or formats like the iceberg videos and I really hate screamers lol

the american system is so weird in general to me, the fact that they only have a two party system when in my country there are like dozens of different political parties lmao. once we literally had 13 different presidencial candidates to choose from.

and notch is a certified asshole. after that, he simply stopped being involved in minecraft and kept on commenting on his twitter. i think he even mentioned the iq race theory once. he also seemed to be one of those guys that believes women only care about money, so when he finally became rich due to minecraft success, he was completely flabbergasted that women still kept rejecting him right and left lmao. he attributed this to him being too successful, and women being afraid of his success thus prefering subpar men to date. and I know all of this because he thought tweeting it all was a good idea. lets remember that a big part of his audience were literal kids.

i actually thought it was good that nintendo/game freak were attentive enough to change jynx skin and her facial features somewhat to avoid being insensitive even if it wasn't their intention. it has a different connotation in other countries, and it resembled black face whether people like to admit it or not, so some black kids could have been offended by it and decided to never play again. They had a similar but less known controversy with the character lenora, a black woman gym leader who wears an apron. nintendo of america thought she resembled a mammy so they removed her apron.

also, I remember once watching a video about the jynx controversy saying ganguro started earlier and in the same place the nintendo or pokemon office resided, but i dont remember well. then there's also mr popo from dragon ball, which is a very similar design, and in general akira toriyama designed his black characters with big pink lips, not to mr popo levels, but he did say he had never seen a black person before designing his characters and that's why they looked like that.

plus lets be honest, stereotypical racist black characters were actually somewhat common in japan, like the doll dakko chan which represented a little black girl.

I too stopped engaging with horror content since a while, but fnaf games are more like jumpscare type of games. There's nothing (visually) fundamentally horrific in them beside the lore.

And don't worry, I went through the whole 9 hours video and there's no jumpscare lol (that's something very shitty to do in a lore/iceberg video imo)

And LOL at that scrote coping about women feeling intimidated by his wealth? When there are entire armies of sugar babies around... Dead. 💀 Dude must be very awful to be around with because there are women willing to have sex with geriatric aged men with diapers for the money... They definitely aren't "intimidated" but much...

And sperging about IQ race theory is textbook White trash loser behavior. You know, those guys broke as hell and with a shitty life but they cling that narrative because "at least I'm not a low IQ nigger 🤪" to which I always wanna reply "sure but, where did that Caucasian high level IQ lead you to? look at your life. At least a bunch of those low IQ Africans have a house, family and job. You're obese, with no friends and living in a trailer park. Get your life on check before obsessing over people living on the other side of the globe 💀" Those people rely on fantasizing on other people's misery being worse, to make their own brand of misery less painful. "At least I'm not Black 🤪" they say while drowning under debt, on medication, with no job, and without any fulfilling human connection.... Tragic.

Africa has its own problem, but NGL when I see my uncles, aunt, cousins conservation on our family WhatsApp group they seem happier/more mentally stable than the average western netizen. It's really striking.

I'd rather have no Black character in anime than those shitty depictions 💀 the only japanese made Black character I'll acknowledge is HxH Canary and Kimberly in Street Fighter 8s freaking cute too (it's a GIANT step up compared to Elena from SF3 who was supposed to be Kenyan but had blue eyes and non textured(?) white hair(??)....💀). I heard they asked for an actual Black woman to give them tips so im not surprised the result is great. Black women are the only relevant ambassador of our owb representation). The average mangaka is to ignorant to properly pull out Black characters.For some reason I always assumed that Mr. Popo wasn't even human (more like an alien, like the namek lol) Toriyama excuse of not seeing a Black person irl to pull out such awful portrayal of black people is stupid. There were definitely photograph and shows featuring Black people. Wasn't Japan already industrialized in the 80s? They didn't have TV or poster magazine ? Bye.

#answered

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

Feminism has brainwashed people so much to the point that people think of men speaking about their own problems as "misogyny". Like????

#text #you could have dudes talking about how certain societal expectations emotionally harm them #and feminists are like 'yeah but women suffer more :/' #WHY ARE Y'ALL TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING A FUCKING COMPETITION #y'all be like 'but women have been oppressed and mistreated' yeah according the feminist revisionists of the 20th century #this is why feminism needs to be stopped. it claims to wanna help erase gender inequality but no all it does is create animosity between #the sexes. if we wanna be honest men generally do worse in life. women are more beloved and cared for than men are #but feminism has brainwashed women into seeing their sex as a burden on them and that they will always be victims no matter what that a man #talking about his own issues is seen as a problem. feminism does this crap to you #feminism has taught women to not see anything good in being a woman because that is a pathway to being treated like less than human which is #why they need to behave like a man or whatever. how the fuck is this ideology supposed to help women?? it tells them that they are WORTHLESS #i don't believe in the concept of 'male privilege'. it's based on a lot of bs specially when you consider the fact that men are generally #viewed as expendable and tools for society. so miss me with that nonsense. i hate that concept because of the fact that it's not based on #reality and in a way implies that women will always suffer because they have a vagina. this is what feminism tells women #when in reality we all suffer and go through hard stuff. this is not a competition #it seems as though that women suffer more because of feminism and also because women are far more vocal about their problems than men are #men are just told to swallow it and shut up about it. women are not told that #but as i said before. this is not a competition. we should help each other instead of discussing whether WomEN oR MeN suFFer mORe. god i #hate feminism. this is what it has done

[huhmeed]

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Hello.

I am laying in my bed, surrounded by pillows. The air conditioning is on and I am wearing a sweater. Recently, I’ve wanted to start something and make it special to me. I decided what’s better than a blog where I just rant and talk about anything that I want to talk about, without the fear of being judged? I mean, obviously people are going to judge me and that’s why I’ve turned my ask page off... So people can’t voice what they want to say about me. Maybe I’ll turn it on sooner or later if this turns into something, but as of now... it will stay off. Also, quite frankly, I could give a bigger fuck.

I’m just gonna go off on a whim here. Talk about anything that comes to my mind.

There is so much that goes on in the world, and there is so much that we, as humans, are in control of, whether we know it or not. People always say things like “look on the bright side,” or “look at the positive things in life instead of the negative.” Well, I’m not trying to be a negative nelly but when the world and so many people’s lives are filled with horrible things, there is nothing we should be doing BUT addressing the problem(s) at hand, and focusing on the negative. Getting rid of the negative (or at least trying to do something about/talking about it) is the first step in creating a better world. I know that sounds cliché as hell but if you think about it, everything that we think is ruining our lives is deemed to be “fixable.” 

I could list a few things about the world for you off the top of my head that are fucked up that we, the human population, can very easily fix or make worse:

racism

war and terrorism

poverty

homophobia

animal abuse

climate change

unemployment

sexism

These are all problems that are in the hands of us. I don’t give a fuck how stupid that sounds. 

Sexism? To all the “men” (or as I like to call guys who are like this... “little bitch boys”), stop being misogynistic fucks and start treating women the same way you would treat your “best bro.” Forget about the whole “what if she was your mom/sister/daughter” bullshit. A woman is a person. A human being with emotions and feeling. The same as a male. 

I absolutely despise how society and generations upon generations before us made women to be the “lesser” gender. It is absolutely fucked up. 

I know this is something you’ve probably heard before, but women do so much more than men ever could. Apart from going through their monthly cycle and giving birth, if all the women on earth came together, they would completely destroy the male species and wipe out any evidence that men were ever a thing. The male population of the world would be a speck of dust and nothing more if that ever happened.

We already know that women can do everything that a man can do, plus more. So, why are some women, not even in certain countries but still, to this day, the United States being seen as inferior to the male species? I don’t understand. 

Just because you have a penis does not mean that you’re shit. It does not mean that you can do anything you want to and get away with it, and it certainly does not mean that you have to be an entitled piece of shit that thinks that females are your “bitches.”

Wow. I’m pissed off now. Which I guess is a good thing considering I want my posts to have a bit of depth and emotion. So let’s continue.

Racism and homophobia... I know they’re not the same thing but they definitely fall under the same category when it comes to centuries upon centuries of discrimination.

Side note: I am a religious person, so anything that I’m saying right now isn’t necessarily biased.

My thing is, in regards to homophobia, most people are against it because of something written in religious scripts, thousands and thousands of years ago. How about we look at everything in the Bible, Quran, and Torah that people fail to follow but yet are still somehow so stuck on one. simple. thing.

Bible

"Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke [reason with] thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him. Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the Lord." (Leviticus 19:17-18)

"Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery." (Luke 16:18)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matthew 5:28)

"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Psalm 137:9)

"But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days." (Leviticus 12:5)

"Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19)

“If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28 then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. 29 You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters."(Leviticus 26:27-30)

"For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:18-21)

"For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." (Matthew 10:35-27)

Quran

Kill disbelievers wherever you find them. If they attack you, then kill them. Such is the reward of disbelievers. (Quran 2:191)

Those who brag about doing good will go to hell. (Quran 3:188)

It is a sin to pluck your eyebrows.

It is against Islamic doctrine to have pictures in your home. 

Women are not allowed to wear hair extensions or a wig. 8. Wearing the color yellow is forbidden. 

A Muslim must avoid yawning. Mohammad said, "Yawning is from Satan." 

Dogs should be killed. All dogs.

Mohammad recommended women breastfeed young men. Then the men are considered family and would be allowed to talk to the woman unveiled. However, once she breastfed him, he would not be allowed to marry her. 

It is a sin to lie on your back and cross your feet.

Torah

God then commands that all women must have dangerous childbirths because Eve ate the fruit. In no way shape or form is it just that I must pay for the sins of my ancestors. (Genesis 3:16)

Sucking on bloody infant penis.

Not touching your husband/wife for half of your life.

Swinging a live chicken around their heads.

Showing your wife’s dirty underwear to a rabbi.

Your pants can be any color you want. As long as it’s black.

TV and Internet are assur [prohibited]. 

If you cut a child’s hair before the age of 3, he will be stupid.

So, all in all, unless you’re going to follow every rule in whatever book you follow, stop thinking that it’s okay to judge someone based on something that they can’t even follow. Muslims; before you judge someone for being a part of the LGBTQ+ community, make sure you stop yawning. Jews; before you before you judge someone for being a part of the LGBTQ+ community, make sure you you’ve swung a live chicken around it’s head. And Christians; before you judge someone for being a part of the LGBTQ+ community, make sure that you know you’re going to hell for doing so because well... you’re supposed to love everyone.

How about we think about what things were like back when these Holy books were written, too? With holy figures around, who would have wanted to be an outed gay or lesbian? That’s like coming out to your strict conservative parents... Someone probably would have cut off your head or shunned you from the village.

All of that is besides the point...

Why are people so concerned about who someone has sex with or who someone loves? It’s none of our concern. Like... at all. It is completely wrong and there’s just this morality that some people are missing. If something doesn’t concern you and you’re not affected by it, in the slightest way, then shut the fuck up and stop worrying about what others do. And that goes for the strict conservative families of the LGBTQ+ community that think they’re hot shit.

Your child getting married to the same sex is none of your business. You’re not affected by it. If you don’t wanna pay for the wedding, or you don’t wanna be a part of their lives, trust me when I say I think your child will be more than comfortable with that idea in a couple years. They won’t have to deal with your unwanted, unappreciated comments and thoughts anymore.

Moving on...

To those that think it’s in any way okay to think that someone is inferior to them due to the complexion of their skin... here’s what I have to say to you: Fuck you.

You are the definition of what is wrong with the world. Stop thinking that you’re better than everyone else just because you blend in with the snow. 

To be honest, I have met so many more beautiful African Americans, Middle Easterns, Asian, and Hispanic people than I have met white people.

White people think that they truly run this world.

Let me tell you something. I’m gonna reiterate what I said earlier about women... if all the colored people in the world came together, white people will be left as a speck of dust on the face of the planet earth. They would be absolutely nothing. 

There is nothing wrong with you just because your complexion is a little darker than the average person (which, by the way, is white). There is not one thing that you can’t do just because you’re not white and there is not one single race that is better than or superior to all other races. So get that idea out of your head.

I think this whole blogging thing is good for me. I don’t really care if no one reads it, I’m just gonna keep doing it. In the next couple of days, expect a post on how police are pieces of shit. 

Thanks for reading!

[derangedroyalfae]

January 31, 2019 10:35PM

Royal (1:25 PM) I got some personal lyrics written today...

I suppose when it’s very genuine and personal, they are so easy and fast to write

I got the full song written, 2 verses, chorus, bridge, and even an outro

I’m usually not very good with bridges, but I like this one

Jewel (8:52 PM): Lyrics are good though

Royal (8:52 PM): Thanks...

On the bright side, even if it feels like I’m having a hard time getting along with him, at least he’s having fun with his metamours and whatnot

Jewel (8:55 PM): Oh, I actually hadn't guessed who it was about but now I got it

Cuz I assumed it was a character and not a real life person

Royal (8:55 PM): You’re literally the only one I’ve shared this with who I personally know, by the way

I haven’t shown/told Hummingbird or Kitty yet

To be fair, the lyrics did just come in today on my bus ride home and then everything else just kinda been floating on by

Jewel (8:57 PM): Oh, wow

Do you plan to show it to them?

Royal (8:58 PM): Maybe. Just cuz as special others, you should want to know what’s going on, what’s troubling you, etc

To be honest, you remember that night I was really struggling?

I was telling you how I wasn’t sure I should tell them about how I was feeling toward him

Well, on the ride home, I opened up and confessed to Kitty. I just couldn’t hold it in

But I’m glad I did

I really need to talk to at least one of them about what’s going on else it just seems like it’s out of nowhere when it resurfaces and like it’s not a reoccurring thing

It was unbiased toward him and not about her own personal feelings, just focusing on how I was and wanting to comfort me

So I know that it’s not a problem of bias when it comes to opening up to them, I know that they are good metamours

They’re very good listeners, it’s much easier talking to them than it is Nurd half the time

He tries to help too much, but sometimes I’m not looking for a solution...he’s also a debater, and that doesn’t help either

And by help too much, I mean in every way possible, everywhere or anyone

It’s concerning, cuz I don’t want him to get hurt or swindled. But it’s also rude to a certain extent and invasive, not everyone wants some stranger eavesdropping. And employees can NOT let customers help (which he seems to forget so he’ll just keep insisting).

Jewel (9:06 PM): Wait, as in, he tries to help out even at work and when you're having a conversation that doesn't involve him?

Royal (9:07 PM): Random strangers, he’ll offer help/advice if he overheard or witnessed problems

Employees at stores moving certain things, he’ll offer to lend a hand (they legally can’t accept his help)

I suppose, it could partly be a cis male thing, being unafraid of the consequences and putting yourself out there

Assigned females are raised to keep your head down and to yourself, drawing attention is your fault and could get you raped or hurt

Jewel (9:09 PM): I guess at least in the employees case, worst outcome is he'll get turned down

And it might even make them feel glad someone even wants to help

Royal (9:09 PM): Yeah, be he insists and so it gets annoying to them

Jewel (9:09 PM): Oh

Royal (9:11 PM): Most topics I like (yandere, lgbt, feminist, etc) are things he seems to hate and is annoyed by, or at least it feels like it half the time

I know it’s probably not most, but it feels like he’s so annoyed with what I have to say

What I want to talk about...

And it’s almost mutual

Like, I don’t really wanna hear about half the crap he talks about either

Jewel (9:12 PM): But what did you used to talk about?

Royal (9:12 PM): He needs friends

Before dating?

Or when we started dating

Or both

Jewel (9:13 PM): Before, after, any time you remember having a conversation you found engaging or spending time with him you enjoyed

Royal (9:14 PM): I used to mainly talk about my stories, he was a lore hound and ate it up (well, he never said he enjoyed it, just likes listening to or feels inclined to listen to stories whether or not he likes the story)

We were also a friend group, so we’d be in group conversations

Especially over nerdy stuff

They’d usually play video games together on their computers and I’d be doing my thing on my computer

But for the time spent together as a couple: we’d watch a lot of movies together, be sexual, or nap...not that much talking persay

I feel weird thinking about this

I also started meds right after we started dating

I think the worse thing is, though, Jewel, is that I’m transitioning

I’m blossoming, I’m being me, but I can’t do that in front of him

I’m invalidating myself by being with him

Invalidating doesn’t even scratch the surface

Jewel (9:19 PM): I understand. Relate to that too, very much.

Royal (9:19 PM): I don’t even like saying that I’m wearing a packer or talk about them around him cuz I feel him cringe from it

He literally flinched when I jokingly told Cat I was trying to grow a penis

And then talked to me about it later, starting with, “how far are you trying to go?” I can’t remember if he meant it in general or with just HRT. I think it was with HRT

To which I reminded him that he’s known from the beginning

Jewel (9:21 PM): It seems to me rather that he's been in denial and can't be anymore

Royal (9:21 PM): But he brought up my joke of growing a dick when asking

And when I reminded him, he is just like “I know”

It’s almost unpleasant to be around him anymore (not just because of the transition thing, this relates back to everything else)

And when I’m at Hummingbird and Kitty’s it almost feels like I can’t be with them if he’s there, like, I have to prioritize him cuz he’s to homophobic/transphobic to be in a cuddle pile with them

But he’d never see it that way

He’d never see himself as transphobic

I’m wouldn’t even ask him to touch them in anyway, I’d be between him and them, but it feels like that’d be something that’d make him ungodly uncomfortable

Not because they’re my lovers, but because they were born with a Y chromosome

Jewel (9:26 PM): Like if they were cis he'd be totally fine with it?

Royal (9:27 PM): Cis women? Yes

Not even post-op trans

Doesn’t matter if the dick isn’t there anymore

He said it himself - “socially I see them as women, sexually I see them as men”

Because of facial features, arm muscles, fat distribution

Jewel (9:29 PM): Oh gawd

I couldn't help but cringe at that

Royal (9:29 PM): Bullshitbullshitbullshitbullshitbullshitbullshitbullshit

Do you realize how much more worse it makes me feel to hear people say that?

Do you realize that it’s nothing I haven’t thought already

Because it just makes me wanna vomit or cry repeating it

I feel like screaming

Jewel (9:30 PM): Wait that "you" is him, right, just clarifying

I got confused for a moment thinking you meant me

Royal (9:31 PM): No, you, Kitty, Hummingbird

“That’s cringe”

Jewel (9:31 PM): Ohhh

Royal (9:31 PM): “That’s insulting”

“That’s wrong”

I’ve felt that way, if not worse

I usually respond with “how do you think I feel?”

Jewel (9:32 PM): No, I understand, and I'm not implying otherwise

Royal (9:32 PM): “I’m in love with him, and I almost find myself hating me for that”

No, I know

But it reminds me that I’m sickened

It makes me feel like there’s something wrong that I’m with him

But then it does feel that’s the case when I look at the fact that I’m transitioning

But it makes me angry that he’d give me a chance but not someone else

Because he’s always just seen me as a girl, hasn’t he?

Jewel (9:34 PM): Did you ever ask him what he intends to do or why he's been with you? I can understand if it's hard and you haven't.

Royal (9:34 PM): Of course

He just plans on masturbating

I’m not losing anything when it comes to not having sex with him, I can live with that, but bullshit that he’d be content with that

And he doesn’t want to go find himself another partner

He only wants me, he’s said

I want someone to love him for the things I can’t

For someone to care about him and be there for him when I can’t or won’t

Jewel (9:37 PM): What does he do when he's not around you?

Royal (9:37 PM): In terms of sex?

Jewel (9:37 PM): You said he needs friends

So it seems like he doesn't socialize much?

Royal (9:38 PM): He sits in his room either playing video games or watching Netflix

I don’t think he really messages his Bay Area friends on a normal basis, and his Discord DnD group sounds to be falling apart

But I think he needs physical people in his life too

People he can chill with

So I’m glad he’s been joining game night and whatnot, I feel like telling the guys that if they really get along with him, invite him out for other things etc

I think going back to school would help too

I know I felt lost in the cosmos without school

Cuz then he can make friends and a community there too

He does work right now, but working isn’t a social life. He’s not hanging out with his coworkers outside of work, so I don’t think it counts

Jewel (9:45 PM): Yeah, school does help

Is he not planning to go back to school?

Royal (9:47 PM): He is and was

But we got his stuff in too late this semester

It’s better to start in fall anyway

But I was so annoyed with the process and how he practically needed me to hold his hand for almost all of it and screwed up and got himself incredibly confused and was working on it for like over a year when it took me like a week or two

I was racking my brain over how he was struggling so much

Like, he seems to be so much smarter and whatnot than me

Jewel (9:51 PM): What was he struggling with exactly?

Royal (9:52 PM): Tbh, I was confused and he seemed misinformed

Like, he believed he couldn’t give his transcript until such-and-such was done, and the he could make this-and-that appointment or whatever until whatnot

Etc

It was just ??????????

He also mailed his transcript to himself instead of directly to the school, so I made him do it again but to the school since you get 3 free transcripts

So use up 2/3 but he won’t need the third hopefully, and even then, it’s like $5-$15 for one anyway

Jewel (9:55 PM): Wow, seems to me he has a tendency to think things are more complicated than they are?

Royal (9:55 PM): He over thinks things

And he’s super paranoid

You know about him and online shopping, right?

(And most things that involve him using his card)

Royal (10:05 PM): It’s interesting how part of the convo (before getting into the money thing) was some references to the song I wrote

Like, the whole thing with me beginning to feel like we both don’t care about the other’s interests atm “You looked so annoyed again today

I messed up once more

I guess it mutual, by the way

It all feels like such a bore”

“And now it’s like whatever it is I say

I say it wrong”

Me and transitioning and how I keep that suppressed around him “I’ve limited who I am

When it’s next to you that I stand

It starts to feel so fake

When it’s truly me that you can’t take”

Him not wanting to be sexual with a trans person but wanting me to be his only partner ”You love me, maybe still want me, never want to leave me”

It’s almost like we’re going through the song and analyzing it, maybe just not in order

Jewel (10:13 PM): Yeah

Also, I know this is all really hard on you and you of course still love and care for him, but it's good you're thinking about it and not avoiding it. And I'm glad I can be there for you about it in whatever small way I can.

Royal (10:14 PM): By “thinking about it,” you mean the transition thing?

Or do you just mean me struggling to connect with him at all nowadays

Like I’m not just throwing it in a closet and forgetting about it until it festers and boils

Jewel (10:26 PM): I mean about him

Yeah, that second thing, basically

Royal (10:29 PM): thanks, by the way

#moody #mood swing #journal #mood journal #love #romance #heartbreak #confession #confusion #confused #exhausted #exhaustion #hurt #loss #loss of connection #lost #direction #depressed #depression

[ghcstlight]

u didn't reblog an ask meme or anything but rate ur ocs in a "top ten trash cans" list. can be based on like... trash as in asshole, their-existence-is-a-crime-to-humanity personality or like.... trash as in they text their s/o memes at 4 am for no reason every single night and is the reason why their s/o turns their phone on silent when going to sleep. you decide what the criteria for trash is.

How about I do both?

CRIME-TO-HUMANITY TRASH

TOMISLAV TOLSTOY; I mean, come on. Anyone who’s ever experienced him or knows even a little bit about him knows he needs to die, stat. Someone come shoot this guy in the head, he’s fucking garbage.

NIKOLAY TOLSTOY; marginally better than his son, except not, because he gave a cannibalistic psychopath custody over him just to meet his and his business partner’s end game. Nikolay Tolstoy is not only a gross parent, but also a gross human being entirely.

JACKSON FROST; Treats his drug ring like a fucking business and has a human resources department in the form of a huge guy that he lets deal with all customer complaints “like a professional”, he feels the world owes him something. Like why is he? We just don’t know.

AMIAS RHODES; Misogynist extraordinaire, I really wish he’d just fucking disappeared. This is the guy that blackmails into hacking for him — worse, he’s a good programmer himself and he knows it. He needs to be eliminated.

JOHN RYKER; Maybe not by his own doing, 100% a product of his upbringing which is essentially filled with violent abuse. Like I’m pretty sure he’s Autistic, but that can’t even redeem his actions, he’s rude, he’s condescending, he’s brutally honest, he stabs people with pens, Tomo is also his legal guardian, so you know.

JAKOB MLAKAR; So maybe he’s a brainwashed member of a mercenary group that teaches the kids they steal how to fight and lets them have 0 world experience outside of killing their targets. He’s still the irredeemable kind that fully believes that might makes right, money is good, and everything who strays from the cause is good to kill. Like his two “friends”. Trash.

AUGUSTUS BRENNAN; The kind of cop who seems to take his life and himself very seriously. Like literally, the shit he told Indiana when they were dating? Tried to change her because “he loved her but she was too abrasive and too unladylike” for him to marry. So she had to change. Obviously. Like what the fuck, dude? No.

TWENTY-ONE; Okay, Twenty-one has killed people. Like a lot of people. But the reason he’s only number eight is that when you’re not his target (boy, he’s like a dog with a bone with his contracts) he is an amazing, albeit mentally unstable individual. I wanna define him, but he’s undefinable. Take it from me, though, he’s only slightly trash.

SAMUEL GUINNESS; So Sam violently and loudly believes that his whole family are a bunch of lawless hooligans who all need to go to jail (he’s sorta right, I guess), and you’d think that’d make him a good guy, right? Except he’s fucking not. He’s a gross, manipulative, misogynistic piece of shit, he would have no qualms spitting and pissing on his father and brother’s graves, maybe his uncles’ too, and his other brothers, and probably quite a few nephews, just because they’re associated. He doesn’t even care to learn their names, he just hates them because they’re part of the family.

JACOB GUINNESS; Speaking of, Jacob Guinness does deserve Sam’s contempt. He has a lot of people in his family fooled he’s not a shady guy, but he is such a shady guy. Is he a nice guy? Absolutely. He means well. Like “for the greater good” and everything. This is simultaneously the guy that will take in kids who’re stranded homeless, and the guy who will allow him children and grandchildren to be psychological fucked in the A as a sacrifice of serving the greater good. Honestly, what the fuck, guy?

TRASH LITE

As in, not really trash, but endearing garbage, more or less.

FINN MCGINTY; Drove his professor (20+ years his senior) insane by relentlessly hitting on him during his two semesters at NYU. Practically makes sex his living, breaks hearts without meaning to because he has 0 self-worth. After he graduated, he started dating said professor when he ended up in NYC for a while. “Great butt,” according to him.

SIOBHAN MCGINTY; Seduced her grandfather’s brother-in-law’s brother relentlessly for years until he broke down, apparently has a kink for older men, not unlike her twin sister and her adoptive younger brother (see above). Gives the poor man no slack, demanded babies until she got them, and fought the entire world for her husband-then-boyfriend because especially her grandfather’s brother-in-law had a massive problem with it on the basis that he thought she was “innocent” and “eighteen-years-old” when she was twenty-five.

GIDEON GUINNESS; Super bottom. Massive, immensely bottom. Don’t be fooled by the stoic, intimidating demeanour, if you offered him ten dicks he would suck them all. Only has a big mouth @ his boyfriend (a professional dom, lol) when he wants to get his arse ruined, even tries the same with his girlfriend around his boyfriend just so he’ll make her ruin his arse. (: He is trash. Trash trash trash, cannot believe.

KING ALEXANDER; Fights. Fights everyone. If he’s not fighting someone, something’s wrong. Mostly fights his boyfriend/husband, because he fights back, and isn’t that just the greatest thrill in life? Will tell you to suck his dick, but if you actually suck his dick he will die and clip through the ground on his way through blushing, stuttering hell. Never have you met a more fighty person with social anxiety. Fight him.

BRANIMIR KALOYANOV; Has an issue with falling in love with beautiful strong WOC (cough) and also annoying the fuck out of Armenian/Greek men (cough) and sucking all the dicks. Makes drones in the form of scarabs, scorpions, and dragonflies to spy on people and also because he loves them very much. Brilliant, could be in space with aliens if he only tried, but instead he believes in Doing It For The Lulz™, it being making money and general cybercrime, Because He Can™. Super smart roboticist. Just general fail of a human being.

ELISABETH GUINNESS; Has every guy she knows wrapped around her finger and her vagina. Is proud of her Hoeness about as much as she is of her dance technique, encourages men to worship her and women to be a Hoe too (specifically with her because lbr). Breaks into her parents’ house to steal the dogs in the middle of the night Because She Can™. Top Hoe. Great Trash. Recommended.

RAFAEL ABREU; They asked me, “if nut has protein, can I just eat that instead of vitamins? It’d be cheaper, wouldn’t it?” Do you need to know more?

EMILY; Laughs at human beings. 👌

GRAHAM BELL; Knows his fiancé is a Prime Hoe™ with a libido that cannot be cured, so naturally loves working out where he can see to get him worked up, not wearing his shirt to get him worked up, inviting him to hockey practice/games to get him worked up, and generally doing everything he can to get him worked up, because it’s his most enjoyable pastime. His fiancé is also utter trash, though, and he deserves it.

MATTHEW GUINNESS; Never has there been more exclamation marks or question marks in text. Has decided the whole world is a rainbow and nothing hurts. Doesn’t know you’re hitting on him even if you’d dance in front of him naked and complimented his dick, he’d just think you’re being very nice.

#whatwouldsuestormdo #question

[adultfuntimes-blog]

By the power of Grey Skull

HeMan

 This piece is titled as such because folks; he, be a Man! I can confidently say this gentleman is the first real human I have met in all of my adult fun time encounters thus far. By real, I mean genuine. Not putting on a show, not a huge guard up, pretty open and easy going. Conversation comes easy when there is little pretense and it’s so nice because I love to talk. Conversation also comes easy when you have something interesting to talk about! This gentleman is world traveled, cultured, intelligent, funny and nice. All of this good stuff comes in a very, Very nice package. Tall, dark and handsome. So naturally when we hit it off so well at the bar there wasn’t a whole lot of question about whether or not I was going to bring him home. I struggled with wanting to talk more and have my mind intrigued or to just get to the good stuff. Speaking of which lets get to the good stuff.

His body is a wonderfully large and strong. Which I am favoring in my male partners more and more because I enjoy the contrast to my petite size. I have never been with anyone who was strong enough to lift, grab and flip me around, manipulating my body in various different positions that require my feet in the air. Now that I have, I just don’t know that I can give it up. It started just how it should, with kissing. Now kissing is difficult and important. I can get it in with someone who is a bad kisser, but the worse you are at kissing the stronger the likelihood that I will only get it in with you a few times. Kissing, when done well can be soooo yummy. Kissing has definitely been few hits and lots misses in my experience. So was very glad when I discovered he knew how to use his mouth. I straddled myself across his waist, took my shirt off and just sort of went to town on his face. And then my first taste of strength happened. He grabbed me by the hair, kissed me hard then wrapped his arms around me and just stood up like it was nothing. He made it seem as if I weighed no more than 10 lbs and I was digging all the alpha male taking charge shit. He just marched me into the bedroom, laid me down and promptly ripped off my leggings. There was lots more kissing and biting and hair pulling until I was having so much fun that I actually had the urge to put a dick in my mouth. Now this is kind of a big deal as I am very stingy when it comes to head. I will absolutely reciprocate when given because that is just fair, but like, rarely do I actually have the urge or desire to just for no reason other than I know dudes LOVE them, wanna do it. Lucky for me HeMan does in fact have the smallest of the dicks I have been with in my recent past. Now, it isn’t tiny by any means, but it is definitely a bit below the average I am use to. The most disappointing thing about his measurements is the girth not necessarily the length. But when it comes to blow jobs this was an ideal dick! Made it super easy and I could totally almost deep throat the whole thing, which again, is something I like NEVER even attempt. But I was feeling super generous and I wanted to give it my all. Boy did this pay off! Front, back, sideways and everything in between! I barely had to lift a finger after that magnificent bj and my pussy got all of the things and an hour and half later we both got off.    

I would like to keep writing about how I managed to maneuver my way into his bed two more times in the week since we met, but I can’t even think about it without becoming overwhelmed with the desire to fuck this guy, the sex is that great. And then there is the stamina on this horse! Just keeps going like a champ, even though he is responsible for most if not all of the heavy lifting. I usually enjoy being on top and sharing the cardio load, but not with this one. I just want him to take me and dominate until my legs become jello and I sort of melt into the bed when it’s all said and done.  

I know what you’re thinking, there has to be a catch! Why is this man still single?! Nothing can be that perfect and wonderful, can it? Well, I am here to tell you that…of course fuckin not! Nothing is perfect and this gentleman is no exception.

What is most interesting about HeMan is the struggle I have with exposing his faults. Hopefully what has come across in my previous writing is that I am pretty good at being objective. I can enjoy the company I keep, but have no dissolutions about who the other person is presenting. However, HeMan is turning out to be a challenge to this guarded and necessary objectivity. I will be completely honest in that I have become slightly infatuated with the prospect of this man. Which is why it is important for me to regain my objectivity by grounding myself in the reality that is; I don’t know that much about him other than he has fucked me in ways I have never been fucked before and I like it a lot! So let’s all come back down to reality by reviewing the struggle that is trying to causally sleep with someone, who is also a cool, fun and interesting human. It is hard because it is the first time I find myself wanting to spend time outside of the bedroom with someone. I want to experience and share things with him and it’s all too weird and making me feel insecure because it automatically takes me back to the place of worrying about what someone else thinks of me. I have been very lucky to have always had what felt like a natural protective layer to this very universal distorted thought pattern of judging oneself based on what you think other people think of you, because I generally have a pretty good opinion of myself and find if others don’t agree I just don’t give a fuck…but the one place it rears its ugly head is when I find myself romantically interested in another person. Therefore, in order to get rid of my brooding insecurity, let’s dive into his.    

The one thing HeMan does have in common with my previous sex buddies is that the inevitable veil of insecurity did rear its ugly head pretty early on. Which is insane to me! This guy is seriously all of the things and I don’t understand how one can still have the exact same insecurity as the men who clearly don’t have the societal advantages as Heman. By societal advantages I mean; HeMan is white, tall, good looking, very healthy and in shape, did I mention white and middle class upbringing? So yea, lots of advantages and fitting into positive stereotypes of someone who is desirable to others in many regards. Yet, the exact same insecurity that has befallen almost all the dudes I have encountered both in my bebop pin around and just life in general and it goes something like this…why doesn’t the world recognize how awesome I am and make it easy or fair for me to get the things that I want?! This almost always comes up in conversation in one way shape or form. The one form that I feel I have been far to exposed to is the following; I haven’t had a lot of luck with women on these dating sites. I am pretty forward about only wanting sexy adult fun times and therefore my assumption is that because of this they feel they can talk to me about dating other people because there is no prospect of actually dating me. However, I also think that it has something to do with my empathic nature. People tell me their shit all the time without regard to who I am or what role I play in their life. From total strangers to my work superiors will inevitably at some point tell me about their childhood or current trauma, issues, insecurities. It’s a thing and/or my super power, I am still holding out for the super strength or another magic power to confirm what I have always known, that I am some form of mutant super human who is meant to do great things, but for now I am just a social worker.

This is how this conversation has gone on multiple occasions:

Dude: Yeah dating sites are hard because you send women messages and they either don’t respond or they do and they aren’t who they presented in their profile.

Me: Yeah, that is how it goes; I mean you have to go through a lot of rejections or whatever to get to find someone you can connect with. At least you don’t have to go through the barrage of “I wanna fuck you” messages before getting a friendly and simple Hello instead.

Dude: Yeah, no that must suck, I have heard about how women get those messages, BUT it is harder for me because I am a man and my ego is fragile and so when I don’t get a response or the girl isn’t as attractive in person as in her photos and wastes my time meeting up, it’s hard.

Me: Yes, please, let me comfort your fragile ego because getting nothing is soooo much harder than getting objectified all of the time, totes get it, let me pat your back.

Dude: Or you meet women and all they want are materialistic things. Like if you don’t have a house w/ a mortgage and a 6 figure salary they want nothing to do with you.

Me: (dramatic eye roll) Well you must not have gone on dates with very many down to earth chicks.

Dude: No, all of them. Every time they find out I don’t have those things I will never hear from them again.

Me: Oh, I am sorry, did I miss something? Am I not here? Am I not a very attractive, very cool, fun, funny and interesting woman? Am I not very aware of the fact you don’t have “all those things” and still interested and literally sitting right in front of you ready and willing to engage in human contact with you?!

Dude: Oh, well, yeah you don’t seem to be like that.

Me: So is that not proof that it isn’t “all women” and just that you happen to have only met a few who are a certain way?

Dude: No, it happens ALL the Time.

Me: (dramatic eye roll)

OHHHHHH, that’s right, for some reason I don’t count. Wait, maybe I have the power of invisibility and I just didn’t know it, because sometimes during this conversation I feel like their eyes gloss over and they really can’t see me sitting right in front of them. 2 super powers = Super Hero! Hmmm, ok, potential invisibility aside, I have had many a lover pour out their woe as me stories of how they can’t find a genuine, nice, non-judgmental and down to earth person to connect with….when they are sitting or laying right next to me. I feel like I am evidence that these types of women exist and it is infuriating that people can be so oblivious to how, even when presented with one (me), they can’t appreciate it!!!! And how they don’t see, that just maybe, they are part of the problem. Allow me to enlighten these fuckers on how these conversations should go, because when you have the thing that you are crying about not having right in front of your face, but you can’t see it because of your blinding insecurity, you have become the problem. You don’t get to cry about not having the ice cream you want when you have a delicious ice cream sundae w/ a mutha fuckin cherry on top sitting on the table in front of you.

Dude: Yeah, dating on these websites is hard because you put yourself out there a lot and get a variety of forms of rejection in return.

Me: Yes rejection is hard, but inevitable.

Dude: that is why it has been so great to meet you. You seem cool and down to earth, you don’t seem to have a lot of pretense about the things other women I have been out with seem to be hung up on.

Me: Well thanks, I do try and live my life just being open minded and kind. Which makes it easier to see people for their strengths as opposed to sizing them up based on certain standards.

Dude: Well it has been really great, wonderful, refreshing to meet you and not get the same ole bullshit responses that I have been met with before. (leans in and show appreciation and gratitude for this awesome experience of getting what he supposedly says he wants by kissing me passionately.)

This friends, is how you lean in to a moment and recognize the thing in front of your face. You get out of the state of pity and let go of your god damn insecurity so that you can appreciate what the universe is offering you! Even if, you still believe that somehow I am a fluke, the exception not the rule, well asshole, then appreciate it while you have it because the fact of the matter is I am here right now and you have the opportunity to attempt to pursue the thing you say you have been trying to pursue and that has been alluding you for a long time apparently and now that you are presented with it all you are doing is complaining to it that it is so hard to find! Sigh.

Which leads to how this affects me, which again, is something none of these men think about. How am I supposed to feel when you describe a girl you’re looking for, that matches my description and yet I am somehow not enough to make you shut up and kiss me? What is it about me that is not good enough for you?  

[datingadviceonreddit]

The prettier a woman is, the more messages she receives, the more messages she receives, the pickier a woman becomes, the more pickier a woman becomes, the better your profile has to be. Being honest In real life works better then being honest on your profile.A man's strongest quality is confidence and a personality. When you go on tinder, you're being judged More on your looks than your personality. pictures only provides maybe 5% of a possible personality trait, females on average value personality more than physical features. The dating apps forces physical features to play a bigger role than the chatacteristics a man potentially has.You are less likely to create a rapport through text compared to a conversation. It's Pretty rare to get any actual conversation going when your not carrying 100% of it, and when every profile is a copy of a copy of a copy, it gets boring. You can try to write well, but when given nothing original, and also being told to write something evocative to prompt a response, your efforts become useless. After 10 profiles of "I like dogs, netflix, adventuring, and traveling" or "if you wanna know, ask". There is absolutely nothing on the profile to comment about other than "Wow you're attractive".on average, men swipe right on 46% of potential matches; women swipe right on 14%. It’s safe to assume that there’s a similar power dynamic playing out on other platforms, so what does this mean? It means that in general, women are going to match far more often than men, which over time means that women are in a state of abundance and men are in a state of scarcity.The average woman on dating apps develop increasingly higher and higher standards when it comes to who they’ll swipe right on. One thing to keep in mind is "more" is not necessarily better. In fact, There’s an supermarket study involving that the more choices people have, the worse choices people make - if any choice at all.In a scarcity state; Men become more opportunistic and aggressive. In some cases, even desperate. To go to the jam analogy, if I offer you only one brand of jam, but you have nothing else to spread on your bread, you’re probably going to eat that jam even if it’s not terribly tasty because it’s better than nothing. So men on dating apps even reasonably good looking men, will over time develop lower and lower standards, swiping with abandon and desperately trying to get a match.When polled on the attractiveness of the opposite sex and shown Women rated 80% of men (the 80:20 rule am I right?) as worse looking than medium and this block of guys only receives replies to messages less than 30% of the time. On the flip side, men rated women as worse looking than medium only 50% of the time, and this block of women received replies to messages 40% of the time.The typical thing we think when it comes to dating and attraction is that men are pickier and more shallow than women, but actually the opposite is true: woman are far more picky and shallow than men. I mean 80% men are worse than medium looking? Really? If you’re a dude I don’t know why you need any other reason than that to get off the apps.Also, because we are exposed to far more options on Dating Apps than we are in real life, people develop a pickiness on dating apps that’s completely unreasonable when it comes to actual face-to-face attraction. That’s something everyone should keep in mind: dating and relationships are things that happen in real life. if we agree to get some drinks, there’s no hiding behind a screen anymore. It’s not something you can fake, and that’s the primary reason why dating apps can't solve most problems in dating, it sets up a hierarchy where people have expectations that can’t be lived up to in person.the general dynamic of dating apps is for women to match with men in the next category up. The truth is everyone’s being shallow that’s just the nature of the platform and yes, despite the stereotype, women are actually far more shallow than men. Dating apps are sets up as a dynamic that can’t be lived up to in real life.If it makes you a little sick to think how shallow people are when it comes to the dating market understand that these platforms put shallowness on steroids. People are exposed to far more human beings on these apps in a month than they could realistically meet in several years. And in that sense we’re all cheaper. Less valuable. In real life, all of this goes out the window.Because we aren’t exposed to hundreds and hundreds of faces, we become less picky and we come to appreciate things about people that don’t have to do directly with their looks. Additionally, someone who’s not on the apps is going to be far less likely to flake on a date or break up with someone for capricious reasons, because they can’t afford to throw people away so quickly.So unless you’re having great success on dating apps and meeting people you’re genuinely interested in and who are genuinely interested in you get out of there. This is especially true for guys If you learn to talk to and meet women In real life, it is so, so much better. Remember, in terms of pure looks, which is how these apps function, 80% of men are dead right off the bat.Because it’s harder to meet people In Real life. You have to get to a point where you have no issue whatsoever talking to attractive women you meet in day to day life, but to do so you have to get out of the house and put yourself in situations where your out and about.Dating in real life is way more forgiving in the long run, but not because it’s easy.P.S For the average woman, dating apps isn’t bad in terms of abundancy, but keep in mind that over time it’s going to increase their expectations and women are already naturally inclined to have high expectations (statistical truth). So in some ways, getting on Tinder for women is a recipe for them being chronically disappointed. via /r/dating_advice

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