#the rat bastard of all time

[jetskibubbles]

meet my mandalorian oc, Rusty!! he's an absolute menace to society

more random facts about him:

- he doesn't have a mando'a name because he got a concussion and amnesia and just. forgot his name. so his found family gave him the name Rusty

- he made the cat ears himself, and they are sensors that can swivel!!!!

- weapons aren't just part of his religion, weapons are his religion

- their favourite weapon is a blaster pistol, and they have multiple knives stashed all over their body

- they're a smuggler for the rebel alliance

- absolute disaster of a bisexual

- flies like a psychopath

#mando #mandalorian oc #star wars oc #star wars #original character #the mandalorian #hes so stinky #the rat bastard of all time #i forgot how tagging works here please bear with me #star wars the mandalorian

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

So Gus, how long HAVE you been workin for Peppino? You two seem very buddy buddy so I thought I'd ask

Gustavo: "Well, I've been working here pretty much since Peppino opened... Which was almost two decades ago now."

Peppino: (Has it really been that-a long...?)

Gustavo: "But how we met is a pretty fun story! One could say I fell into Peppino's life, hehe~"

Peppino: "That might be-a true, but I am still going to judge you on how cheesy that was."

Flashback Peppino: "..."

Flashback Peppino: "...?"

Flashback Gustavo: "...aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Flashback Peppino: "!!!"

Flashback Gustavo: "Ow... That squirrel was so rude...!"

Flashback Gustavo: "...!"

Flashback Peppino: "???"

Flashback Gustavo: "Oh! Sorry to drop in suddenly! I'll uh... Leave you to it..."

Flashback Peppino: "..."

Flashback Peppino: "Hey, uh, wait...!"

Flashback Gustavo: "Hm...?"

Flashback Peppino: "Uh, are you-a... Feeling okay...?

Flashback Gustavo: "Yes. Why?"

Flashback Peppino: "Well, you just-a... Fell on you-a face from several feet up... What if you have a concussion or something...? Don't you think you should sit down for a moment...?"

Flashback Gustavo: "I guess that's a fair point. If you're offering a seat, then I'm Gustavo!"

Flashback Peppino: "Oh, uh... I'm... I'm Peppino..."

Flashback Gustavo: "Nice to meet you, Peppino!"

Flashback Peppino: "Heh, likewise, Gustavo..."

Gustavo: "And that was pretty much it!"

Gustavo: "I never did find that treasure I was looking for..."

Gustavo: "Or maybe I did, because the real treasure is the friendship I made with Peppino~."

Peppino: "Guh! Non puoi dire queste cose, bastardo!!!"

Gustavo: "Hehehe, I love you too, Peppino!"

(Bonus Brick Cam)

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #gustavo #brick the rat #story post #translation: “You can't say such things you bastard!!!” #long post ahoy!!! I'm excited for this one #get to see baby Peppino and Gus #well they're 20 year olds but still babies #also Brick knows what you are (silly) #okay time for bed this took all day Imao

[manwtv]

Just them enjoying snow

#y'all know what season it is #(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader #orv #yoo junghyeok #yoo junghyuk #yoo joonghyuk #yu junghyeok #yu joonghyeok #yjh #i will tag all of this man every time simply because im indecisive #kim dokja #kdj #at last this rat bastard(/affectionate) has one non-maddening aspect #joongdok #my art

[severalratsinatrechcoat]

Hey fun fact I couldn’t find colored pencils for like two weeks for the brown

#All of my art supplies is sharpies I stole from classmates I hate #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lords in black #starkid #tinky #t’noy karaxis #time bastard #nightmare time #rats draws #Also did you know that grandfather clocks have standardized hands? I didn’t

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

i bet this dweeb couldnt even commit a federal crime

OH WHAT THE FUCK

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #art #illustration #redacted marcus #redacted project meridian #project meridian #im obsessed with this rat bastard he is so pathetic but HES SO COOL #every time i draw him he gets diagnosed with another dork fandom #any wizard101 fans in chat lmao #marcus baby come back james didnt mean what he said about you committing all those very serious crimes that youre 100% guilty of <3 #every night i make a little wish that marcus got handed to cam #i think he'd snap cam out of the altruism thang because he sucks

[eliounora]

this ending was so darling I once again forgave arthur for all the times he was a rat bastard

#nor's rambles #merlin blogging #the expression rat bastard reminds me of that snl sketch called YOU'RE A RAT BASTARD CHARLIE BROWN #tis the season for it too #lucy. you're gonna hold that football? YOU'RE GONNA HOLD THAT FUCKING FOOTBALL? #imagine merlin as peanuts. every time uther talks it's that bwah bwah bwah bwah sound when the adults talk #You're a Good Man Arthur Pendragon #An Arthur Pendragon Christmas (what i'm about to have when i finish this show) #Arthur Pendragon's All-Stars

[chimeofthecomet]

Could I perhaps request some Delancey Bros (specifically Owen and George) or some Sprace?? I adore your art sm - 💙

why certainly!! morris eepy but i think they'd often take it in shifts of being awake,, maybe not always equal slots (if oscar doesn't let him rest who will)

#hi blue heart and thank you :3 #hope u like the owen oscar dont think ive done him before #newsies #newsies uk #uksies #newsies fanart #pip does drawings #morris delancey #oscar delancey #delancey brothers #scowliest guys of all time. Little rat bastards

[seaofadventure]

“Only good captain’s get gifts,” he tsked lightly, his turn for a teasing tone, “You shouldn’t have messed with me if you wanted something, Roger.”

“Rayleigh—” it would be incorrect to have called it anything other than a whine, but Rayleigh would allow his captain to keep some honor— “I was just playing around!”

Late entry for @rogerpirateswk Day 1: Fun! Week's been rough for me but things are slowly getting better so hoping to play catch up and finish the drafts I do got uvu

#RogerPiratesWK2023 #one piece #gol d. roger #gold roger #silvers rayleigh #spencer one piece #rye writes #rye draws #i wanted to at least post 1 thing i had b4 it officially ended dsksds #your honor!! #i care for them sm!!! #old gen namely roger has been living in my head absolutely rent free for months.... #haven't arted Or written fic in a While but attempts at both fdsls #thinks ab them a normal amount fr.... determined to finish more things #roger is bastard shaped (affectionate) and i hold him gently #already ramble a Lot ab him on his blog and in dm's but now time to subject general tags to it--- /lh /lh #rat shaking my brain though of all weeks to get into a depressive episode dfsklds

[tacagen]

look there is something So special in the way thawne smiles in his non-flash-centered arcs

#eobard thawne #professor zoom #reverse flash #the flash #the flash cw #legends of tomorrow #matt letscher #tales from the dark multiverse: flashpoint (2020) #my poor little squeak squeak whose obsession only hurts and sabotages him at this point.. you could be so much more.. you could be beautiful #hey @ matt letscher legitimate question: why do you look so soft all of the time. youre playing the most Rat Bastard man ever here. why /pos #i literally remember only 1-2 scenes from all his screentime in lot where he has a canon!thawne-like expression and i think that's beautiful

[fionnaskyborn]

for the longest time i was a loss as to what to bring to the potluck because i thought i should bring something good and of high quality but then i realized that i was supposed to be having fun and that the whole point of the event is to have fun. so here i am, smiling at you, handing you a doodle of Guys From My AU because, let's face it, if i were to make a full illustration for any of them i'd only be able to participate in Potluck 2027. look at the itty bitty bastards :)

(the lineup is missing the team's AI but he was too darn itty bitty to draw next to the already ittybitty-fied Big Dudes)

#potluck2023 #they're just shapes but i love them so very much #come to installation 07 we got uhhh cool bastard with a cool visor d°°mguy with a bigass scarf THE DUUUUDE a really fucked up machine guy #two out of four odsts of the rat squad and an ai named after hal ninethousand #funnily enough despite more than half of this lineup being spartans (or spartan-adjacent... things) if zg were a game it would be very much #odst-like in nature because it's just a small group of dudes trying to find survivors from the lnfinity crash while also trying to survive #themselves #and then of course things keep devolving but they're all bonding with each other #and they all get to meet both new people and people they care about a lot and it's great despite the hardships :) #anyways this au is my proudest creation but materializing these ideas in the physical world is a pain in the ass because it takes the amount #of time i simply Do Not Have. one day though. one day. :)

[pinktwingirl]

Reading “The Wrath of Darth Maul” honestly made me glad that they brought back Palpatine just so they could kill him again

#that man is a rat bastard who can burn in HELL #HE LITERALLY TORTURED A CHILD #it also made me understand Maul so much better #like damn dude no wonder you’re so angry all the time #your life SUCKS #darth maul #maul #palpatine #darth sidious #sheev palpatine #star wars #the wrath of darth maul #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #star wars prequels #star wars books

[pollenallergie]

apparently the word wench was sometimes used as a term of endearment in the 1500s. if people in the 1500s could make wench a term of endearment, i think we can easily make rat bastard a term of endearment now.

#just imagine snuggling up to your lover at night and all of sudden they’re like ‘wench!’ #imagine introducing your partner to your family for the first time and going ‘yeah this is my rat bastard. they’re lovely aren’t they’

[wiredalienvampire]

Guess who recently watched gregory horror show this week and totally didn't develop feelings for the crusty elderly rat man

#I just finished all four seasons of the show and. Holy shit. I get the hype for this show. It fucking rules ^_^ #Back then I only slightly heard of this series. At first I thought it was some weird point and click adventure game from the late 90s #But apparently I was wrong. #I just kinda remembered that I heard of it lately and decided to look into it to see what it was. #And I just got. Sucked in out of sheer curiosity and interest #And since it mostly comprised of 3 minute shorts it was easy to watch the full seasons in their entirety when I had time #It's one of the most unique shows I have seen in a while and I'm really glad I checked it out when I did. It's really good #I'm also gay as hell for gregory. He's such a bastard and I want to marry this decrepit rat so badly #I just realized this is the 2nd time I fell in love with and old rat man.. oh dear #*ramble txt #Gregory horror show

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

one thing that got de-emphasized in ch10 that i sort of wish was bigger is that the entire time he's in jubilife emmet feels like absolute hot garbage. he's been awake for over 24hrs, hasn't had much to eat in that time besides like half a muffin he split with rei, also spent most of that time endurance hiking down a fucking mountain, and also had a breakdown over a hat and you know that feeling after you get done with sobbing and you just feel like shit residually for a while after. the man was running at like 3% and the only reason he didn't keel over was he still couldn't find his FUCKING BROTHER. the fact that he did all of the shit he managed regardless is actually insanely impressive

#the nemesis speaks #this is also why he was just like ''what are you gonna do stab me'' when kamado tried to pull a sword on him #he dgaf anymore. sure. why not. fuck around and find out what happens when you take out the only restraint #on ~8 giant murderbeasts #he's been so nice about making sure you don't get crushed like a soda can. you rat bastard man. but if you want to die go ahead! #cyllene would have pointed it out but for 1) she's on a time constraint and sort of preoccupied #2) it's dark and she can't actually see him that well lol #and 3) ingo (who she is judging him against) lowkey looks like that all the time. tbh.

[prringlecan]

bsd what the fuck where is akutagawa

#this has literally been the most boring fucking chapter of all time #wow. fyodor. wow I’m soooo impressed and invested in his character #wowie I’m . totally not bored out of my fucking mind #GET THE RAT BASTARDS OUT OF THW WAY WHERWS MY FUCKING GUYS #anyway I’m gonna go pass out for another month and prepare to be disappointed by the lack of good content for the new chapter

[arolesbianism]

Thinks oh so hard abt the spiraling upwards clan founders, especially the birchclan founders. Silly lil kitties who's pasts are drenched in blood with the primary regret of not drawing it sooner

#rat rambles #oc posting #warriors posting #spiraling upwards #long story short they had a shitty awful terrible leader who sucked absolutely ass and they tore him to shreds #I mean that literally they pinned him onto the mountain side and slashed and mauled the shit out of him so hard that his lives evaporated #and several of the cats involved in that scene are sill alive and major parts of the story and I love them #oh also the cat that pinned him through a stab through the throat was his own daughter btw everyone hated his ass so much #and for good reason get his ass #alas in the main story I dont rly get to go too deep into how he harmed everyone involved mostly just three main ones #aka bristlestar because shes murtlepaw's ghost mom dawncrackle because hes also haunting murtle and gullspot because shes bristle's kit #so basically all the flashbacks we get involve those three in some form or another #honeystar was also there and involved but Im not currently planning on having her rly talk abt that #most of her more modern angst is the fact that she was forced into leadership against her will #and shes been alive long enough that shes been leading birchclan far longer than she ever lived in her old clan #but she did go through a lot of shit before birchclan was founded and it definitely shaped her a lot #she used to be a very determined and high spirited lil kitty cat who tried to be optimistic #but her family began to slowly be picked off one by one by both the old leader and the one whod later get evicerated #some of the older cats around her hoped it make her back down from her revelutionary ideas but she noticed that and it backfired on them #instead of being worn down to submission she became absolutely Furious and began to lash out more and become more demanding #it got to the point that she really only had two friends in the entire clan and one of them was her aunt whod later also die after coming #out abt having witnessed the leader killing his own kits #that was the final fucking straw for her and she was fully on board when bristle and dawn started looking for cats to join their rebellion #she did get rly frustrated with them as they waited patiently for the right moment but her remaining bestie kept her from going apeshit #so once the big fight finally broke out she was more than eager to join the hoard of cats chasing the bastard upwards #now unlike some of the other cats involved this legitimately actually made her feel a lot better for a while #for the first time in ages she finally felt like she could be optimistic abt smth again and was excited abt the idea of leaving this place #she had lost so much in this damn place since she was an apprentice and just wanted to finally be able to rest easy #but once they got to their new territory and set up camp things went south real fast as a flood fucked everything up #and after losing the only cat she had left in her life and losing her tail and being made deputy on top of that she deteriorated quickly