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Season of the Witch
Zimbits | 2k | Magical Realism AU | Complete
Bitty has three major problems: First, he is in love with his best friend. Second, he is magic. Third, he has no idea how to address either of those.
A not-too-serious magic AU.
Sloshed With Gold
Zimbits | 14k | NHL!Bitty and Photographer!Jack | Complete
Lardo calls in a favor.
It involves Boston Pride, photography, and a certain blonde-haired NHL player that Jack can’t get out of his head.
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Podfic read and mixed by @chaoskiro
"boston pride hq playlist" by @ohyoufool
Creation Myth
Cowritten with @montrealmadison
Zimbits | 24k | Canon Divergence | Complete
Jack Zimmermann overdoses the night before the draft and becomes the face of the Aces anyway. It goes about as well as you would expect.
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"what happens in Vegas" Official Playlist by @ohyoufool and @montrealmadison
Fic Binding Video by @ohyoufool
Call of the Champions
Lardo/Camilla, Zimbits | 13k | 2002 Winter Olympics AU | Complete
“Couldn’t find a mini American flag. Ran into an angel in the hallway. Don’t worry about it.” She shrugs her jacket tighter around her neck.
Shitty blinks. “That’s a lot. I was doing shots with the bobsled team in the bathroom.”
In the middle of a medal hunt during the 2002 Winter Olympics, Lardo manages to find something else she wants just as bad as the gold.
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"Call of the Champions: A Lamilla Winter Olympics AU" Playlist by @jubileesbian
Official art by @virgoscringe
Austin
Zimbits | 18k | Canon Divergence | Complete
Bitty: a lesson in bitterness.
“Say please,” Bitty breathes, something swelling inside his chest. Jack looks dazed, drunk at the sight of Bitty above him. “I’ll do anything you ask." He fills the space between them with his offer. “If you beg.”
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"austin" Official Playlist by @ohyoufool
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serpent || x-orcist 3rd anniversary
(@clownyclowns shared her idea about Shattered looking more like a snake while @marinatyulpanka sent me this and it was a sign from above (๑・̑◡・̑๑)♪)
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Hi there, detective! Can you find me the post where someone is viciously hating on olaf? "Brr brr, im olaf the fuckshit snowfucker!"
lookin' outside, i noticed the rain in the city had suddenly turned to snow, and people were out buildin' snowmen on every street corner. this was a rare taste of cheer in the normally dreary city. good timin', considerin' the job that came across my desk. so, i through on my scarf and headed out into the cold to track this post down. stoppin' by the Search Bar, i found Google drinkin' some hot chocolate at their usual table. i approached them and asked them for "tumblr im olaf the fuckshit snowfucker." they chuckled and slid the post i was lookin' for across the table.
here you are! yknow, i can't possibly comprehend why someone hates this snowman so much, but i suppose i can't judge! have a great day!
Post Case: Snowed
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