#the one normie

[eldritch-spouse]

[Agner was needing a brush up so I figured I'd make a semi-intro to possibly the only normal guy around here.]

What happens when you mix and mash five bobbles?

That's right, insanity.

Or, more accurately, a very stressed Patches trying to fix an unknowable situation.

Bobbles are simple, predictable creatures. It's what makes them so easy to manage usually, so mechanical to develop and replace.

Although one thing he's come to notice along time is that, sometimes, a rudimentary creation doesn't have the limiters complex organisms like most people have. A bobble can't catch the flu, a bobble can't bleed out, a bobble can sprout a number of deformities that make it develop such fascinating abilities!

That's why Patches didn't immediately think to put down the creature that formed out of five developing bobble tubes being knocked together. He's learned to be less reckless since then, yes- But he couldn't resist the urge to find where that accident would lead.

Agner did not have a smooth start in life.

His first memory was of staring down at his own puddling body and knowing that something was deeply wrong but not understanding what.

Then, it was the core-shaking sensation of splitting apart and ceasing to exist altogether as all five bobbles fought for control.

He doesn't remember much from those days. Just the fear mostly.

And consistently waking up in Patches' laboratory miraculously put together after each soul-rattling split.

He likes to joke that, after losing his mind so many times, Agner really had no choice but to become sane.

And just about the only reliable guy in the premises, honestly.

How come in a place so rotten, full of broken people whose priorities are in the worst of places, he had to be the normal one?

Anger has accepted that he's as much a part of The Clergy as all the other bobbles are. He's a barman when there's need for it, a carry mule, a waiter, a jack of all trades really.

But what he swore he'd never be, is a victim of The Clergy's Eye.

He would never be purposely vile, he wouldn't derive pleasure off the misery of others, he wouldn't hurt, harass or torture.

Agner could have turned out exactly like the people he works with on a daily basis, unloading his frustrations recklessly and selfishly, for satisfaction that seldom ever lasts. But why? Why see his existence as something hopeless that he needs to make everyone's problem? Sure, he could split apart and simply never become cohesive again, marking the end of his life, but it's miraculous enough he's lived this far.

Agner figures he should just be happy he gets to exist and see the little things, the beauty in the details. If he can help someone else while he's at it, then he's just giving more meaning to the time he spends on this planet. All he wants is to be a person, really. To have as normal of an experience alive an amalgamation like him can hope to.

Indeed, a giant softie who unfortunately works in a very dark place and sometimes has to protect himself.

But perhaps a hidden lifeline for someone caged in the depths of the establishment and desperate enough to cling to anyone.

Agner is no saint, and he knows he's limited in what he can do make your life less stressful, but he can try.

He can try to make you happy.

#Agner oc #pinnie's art #the one normie

[fluffyartbl0g]

BUH HERE'S PART 1 READ THAT FIRST

SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO @wheryheart-rb AND @staryeclipse WHO WERE EPIC ENOUGH TO LEND ME THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF OVERWATCH T O T!!!! Stary wrote Nami's rant (tho I tweaked it a lil owo) and Whery suggested characters that Nami, Luffy, Franky, Zoro and Yamato could play as! (which u can see below,,, thanks guys <3)

Anyways I was thinking about a modern AU, but ONLY about what video games everyone would play XD Though I've decided jinbei and brook are the type to not understand pc gaming at all,, so,,,,

Bonus:

#modern au #sanuso #usosan #one piece #op fanart #usopp #sanji #soul king brook #jimbei #jinbei #jinbe #nami #nico robin #nefertari vivi #tony tony chopper #stardew valley #overwatch #also usopp and nami and franky are the only ones id classify as gamers... every1 else are NORMIES #this comic is almost completely self indulgent #you see all i knew was that i wanted the non stardew players to play a hardcore competitive pvp game to juxtapose gameplays #but the only one that ive poured a bunch of hours into.............. is HYPIXEL MINECRAFT BEDWARS #anyways thanks again to stary and whery :thumbsup: I know nearly nothing about overwatch

[spookberry]

What's the back design of Danny's jacket in your Half normie au look like?

I think in the past ive doodled the portal with a figure gettin toasted in it but ive decided against it.

Instead you get lil motifs of his death in other ways :)

#one fun way to tell if im drawing half normie au or not is whether hes got the green undercut or not #i only really draw that for hnau #ask #ive gotten this type of ask a couple times but i was always busy before so #decided i'd post it now #half normie au #danny phantom #fun fact: clawdeen helped him redesign his outfit

[saionjeans]

no but can we actually acknowledge how crazy it is that wakaba literally leaves ohtori’s sprawling rococo campus to go to shopping. and the thing we see her holding at the grocery store is quite literally a STEAK. and the steak shakes in her hand as she considers the precarity of her very tentatively afforded “specialness.” and how steaks are a very deliberate obvious symbol of how exploitation and abuse reduces you to an object of consumption like livestock, like meat. no one ever wants to talk about the wakaba nanami foiling but they’re literally SOOOOOOOOO. crazy

#u #COWBELL!!!!! HAIRCLIP!!!!! ROSE CREST!!!!!!! VERMIN!!!!! STEAK!!!!!!! #wakaba #nanami #truly a freak presenting normie vs a normie presenting freak if ever I seen one

[mayonnaise-is-a-drink]

Asmo: Behold, I am Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust. Worship me, mortals! I bear the titles of the Jewel of the Heavens, the–

MC: –Light of my life, apple of my eye. You are Spring's first blossom, of Summer's passionate heat, grace of Fall's parting, sweet as a cozy Winter's treat. With your permisson–

Asmo: O-oh my–

MC, wooing: –Let me worship you, in bed.

Asmo, is wooed: Oh my! Yes!!

#Beel: Mmm salad #Levi: No beel‚ this is the part where you say‚ reALLY? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD? #Levi: GET A ROOM‚ NORMIES #MC: THAT'S THE PLAN‚ LEVI #obey me #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me mc #obey me reader #obey me reader insert #obey me asmodeus x mc #obey me asmodeus x reader #xreader #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #maruwrites #I know naught a prose #b-but asmo p-p-pretty #amos' language of love is words of affirmation‚ pass it on

[dykemind]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh i LOVE the way. fucking. every single lesbian is so fucking weird and keen and passionate and a total maladjust and on this beautiful beautiful website you get to see it ALL behind the scenes! Kiss kiss kiss kiss

#it's especially fun when it's the almost normie ones who work out and have a good job doing manual labor or something and then they're SO #crazy. i fucking love you people #genuinely the most colorful people in world of greige copycats

[zu-art]

Hi! I'm into One Piece now

#yes i joined the fandom after opla i'm one of those normies #currently watching the enies lobby endless plot #nami's outfit is very dear to me. it's so stupid and cute i love it #that was my first sanji drawing and im trying so hard to give him a non tincho face #i can't even give him a crooked nose. Tincho has a crooked nose. #do you get my predicament #save me curly eyebrow

[ninyard]

I am determined to make aftg real one post at a time. I want to fool historians into thinking this was a real thing that happened. The tweets aren’t enough for me I am about one “DO IT!” comment away from making fake articles and interviews that are so realistic. I want to fool the world into going “Who is this about? What sport is this?” I want to make Kevin Day feel like such a real person that non aftg fans start stanning him because they think he’s real okay.

#like look I was thinking about that one tweet I made about the ravens expose #and I was thinking hmm what if I posted a fake interview by Kevin day #and posted it as if it was real like #and you guys share it like woah….signal boost yall….this is crazy….. #I want the normies to google Kevin day and be gravely disappointed #I want the ‘Neil Josten News’ google search to peak in numbers bc of the outsiders being confused

[goldensunset]

long time no meme

#you see a normie twewy fan would’ve swapped josh and neku on the last one but not me. i understand #also shiki totally runs into glass doors she was always running into the invisible walls. sorry #neo the world ends with you #subaseka tag #ntwewy #neo twewy #mine: twewy #i wasn’t feeling putting effort in today #lol

[minteetho]

wsg regretevator fandom. good evening phighting fandom. i raise you pestkit

(yes another art trade with @xxn00bpwn3rxx my BESTIE!!! who also happens to be the ceo of pestkit

#yes this is based on that one will smith/jada smith thing #with the green lines #just look up will smith cock shame or something #pest #pest regretevator #regretevator #phighting #medkit phighting #pestkit #crossover ship #if my normie followers dont like roblox yaoi they can LEAVE #/j please stay i beg #my art #art trade #ship #mine

[forevermore-quoth-the-kitten]

strong urge to write an Obey Me fic where MC figured out really fast human fascinate demons for many reasons and gets a Devilhub account. they're really popular on it really fast. but the thing is

they're just doing normal shit and chatting about what life is like in the human realm

and demons go wild for it

#obey me #obey me shall we date #fic idea #mc would say all the time not to tell the demon brothers #having no idea they all know within the first 2 weeks about it #thats the ongoing joke though #the demons know and mc doesn't #asmo thinks mc was a fucking genius #lucifer keeps an eye on mc to make sure it stays safe #levi finds out they're not a normie from a stream #mammon makes it his person mission to be a sugar baby without realizing #satan got mad when mc made their bed it was so inefficient #beel was kind of whatever until he found a cooking stream in the kitchen one day #that was some good fucking food #belphie still has a ddd for reasons #he hates this bitch ass human #less so as time goes on #no i dont take criticism #thank you

[floorpancakes]

#twitter repost #douwata #kawoshin #reomabu #the holy trinity #listen some of you wouldnt get it #ok so im in slightly less rush for the kawoshin rings but i have acquired the douwata necklace #and the mabu ring #so far #im definitely getting the reo one #god forbid any normie that compliments me on my jewelry i will unleash the beast (not be able to stop fucking talking about it) #yaoi #i guess

[crystalitecloudie]

just had a somewhat crackfic dipplinshipping idea where terapagos tries to hit Kieran (and Juliana takes it instead in typical fanfic fashion), but Juliana is now under a frozen-esque curse where her heart is now crystallized and if she doesn't get that true love's kiss her body will slowly turn to crystal. just curious to see what shit would ensue

#lmao kieran and juliana's names auto corrected to capitalize #dipplinshipping #kieran x juliana #kieran pokemon #pokemon kieran #rival kieran #pokemon #pokemon sv #i guess we're calling this one dipplinshipping frozen au #dipplinshipping frozen au #kieriana #is that the normie ship name? #i think so #pokemon juliana

[spookberry]

Day 16: Fangs :)

#danny phantom #tucker foley #i know i drew valerie thinking his fangs are cute one time and i felt a lil compelled to dredge that up and redraw it #however.... i have plans for this one (im gonna make it about half normie au) #savant par #dannymay2023 #dannymay #my art

[omgcatboi]

I don't often post my non kink related art but I'm tryna get the attention of someone else in the community and am too shy and cringe to reach out so. Here, have this portrait I did of Hanzo Shimada. With my finger. On ibis paint. This took me four hours. Progress for proof below.

#we have so many similar interests and im trying to not be cringe about that 🧍‍♂️ #hi im autistic and some people are really really hard to reach out to lol #anyways ove/watch fandom please don't look at my fat kink blog i cannot handle normie anon hate rn #plus id. what u think bc u play OVE/WATCH #idc* oops #not retyping all that #and if you have seen this art on animo and noticed i updated my signature no u didnt!!! #i dont want people on amino knowing im a fat guy that thinks it hot to get fatter #let me be kinky in peace #hanzo #hanzo art #hanzo shimada #hanzo fanart #overwatch fanart #watch either get no notes at all like all my other art or spark the first fatphobic harassment campaign against me bc i dared #to post out my uaual tags #anyways #artists on tumblr #trans artist #overwatch #my art ALWAYS gets ignored its such a SHITTY FUCKING FEELING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats WHY I NEVER POST IT !!!!!!!!!!!! #but whatever im not normal and need to make friends somehow #when people learn to give the attention my art is worth ill post more #but yall on this site NEVER. do ( at least on ever blog I had before this one) #i just dobt post much of it here bc whats the point? no one gives a shit about my intrests and skillls #im just. pretty face to look at #and thats all ill ever be or amount to #bi polar ramblings ig ig ig

[aiqingdemeimiao]

lmaoooo absolutely laughing myself sick at this 😭😭😭

#judi dench #ben whishaw #chris is ben's irl normie bestie from his rada days #if you don't know him by name you'll prob know him from all the photos with ben he's posted #like uhhh that one in the pool together #actually i posted one of him just yesterday from nye 2017 lol