#the microwave is on

[boqvistsbabe]

Me right now: 🥴

#the microwave is on #so is the kitchen fan #and my mom and stepdad are talking #and I can hear the water boiling #and there is music playing #and I’m trying to have a conversation #and I can’t function #sam speaks into the mcfuckin void

[brujite-de-gulubu]

Dungeon Meshi fancast dropped

#I saw this on fb and i HAD to share it here #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dunmesh #delicious in dungeon #microwave

[jdropglitchartz]

#please don't go into the microwave #jdropglitchartz #team clone #clone vpn #Trans #transgender masc #transmasc #transgender ftm #trans #transgender #trans rights #transfems #transfem #transgirl #transboy

[frilled-cheese-sandwich]

very important

This is urgent I need answers so I can draw fanart of all the static ships Must see TV man blush in S2

Alternatively:

Edit: there is now a part 2

#🚨 SILLY MAN ALERT 🚨 WEE-OH WEE-OH WEE-OH #REJECT HUMANITY. BECOME MICROWAVE #hazbin hotel #vox hazbin hotel #staticradio #radiostatic #alastor hazbin hotel #staticmoth #voxval #valentino hazbin hotel #staticapple #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #frillve

[hoofpeet]

#this might b silly i guess but i legitimately want to know how common kettles actually are here #we've had the same kettle my entire life so ig I don't have a frame of reference for how other people boil water #can't edit polls but i would've included electric kettles if i knew those were a thing #also insane to me that it seems a lot of people microwave water... microwave-made coffee tastes to bad to me

[0xochitlsketches0]

There are so few characters in media as chewable as this lamb ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl fanart #cotl memes #rotating him around in my head like a hot dog in a microwave #cotl ratau #watch as they get progressively more complicated #cult of the lamb memes

[aplpaca]

I am always birdposting in my mind

#rotating the concept of birds in the mental microwave #birds

[bugfail]

My dinner moodboard

#it sploded in the microwave :(

[squids-and-waffles7]

slipping through my fingers

#the owl house #toh #camila noceda #luz noceda #toh luz #luz toh #camila toh #toh camila #i rotate these two in my brain 24/7 like it’s a microwave #theyre just so AGGGHH #love them to death #was gonna make an animatic to this song w them too but idk #thinking about it #art #owl house

[amethystsoda]

just wanna say for people who have chronic illness/adhd/any form of low energy or spoons—using premade items, canned goods, boxed meals, microwave meals, and everything in between isn’t a shame or embarrassing!!!!

If you have limited energy, helping yourself find a manageable way to eat meals is so important!!

#canned veggies you can heat in the microwave are better than no veggies!!!! #spoonie #low energy meals #depression meals #positivity

[krismckrismckris]

if this post gets 500 or more things (reblogs, likes, comments) then ill eat an actual meal for the first time in almost a year bc im living off of microwaveable popcorn

i doubt this will happen so while i wait im gonna make microwaveable popcorn and yall cant stop me :)

my account so small this wont happen so imma enjoy my microwaveable popcorn 🤭

#lmao i doubt this will happen #yippee #microwaveable popcorn my beloved

[lotus-pear]

teen skk being a menace to society (and each other) is my fav flavor of them

#i think everyone forgets that these bitches were literal teenagers no they wouldn't be fucking each other dirty every night #they'd be stealing gum and cigarettes from the drug store and watching low budget horror films together w burnt popcorn #bc dazai left the microwave on too long #that's their idea of a date #anyway im sick in the head thanks to them. sigh. gay ppl #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[chamm0y]

"b-but how will they kiss?? they have no mouth 🥺🥺"

you fool, you absolute buffoon

STATIC

#shockwave #soundwave #wavewave #maccadam #tf #animation #chammoyart #I TOLD YALL IT COULD BE LIKE WALL-E #this is how microwave was born btw/j

[faerie-fang]

the winter king is sooo tumblr sexyman yes but can we talk about the candy queen being the best representation of your average tumblr user with Blorbo Disease — her fucking song???? “AND SO IM GONNA PUT YOU INTO A BLENDER WITH MEE, SET THE OVEN TO THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREEES” nooo one understands love/obsession except for her and all of us

#fictional characters who would say stuff like #i need to put him in the microwave i need to put him in a jar and shake him #i am rotating him in my mind #she obsessed with that old man she’s sooo us coded #winter king #the winter king #candy queen #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #kelp #adventure time

[pure-unadulterated-hubris]

Honour among thieves is good in ways that drive me a bit insane thinking about the state of modern fantasy in film/television.

Like, the scenes in the underdark were visible?!?! You know that in GoT or whatever other production that shit would be impossible to see because it's the underdark or whatever. But like no!?! The place was conveyed to be underground and fucked up and I could hear everything?!!

Also, Edgin expresses complicated feelings like sadness and self loathing and he's not belittles for it! The party sits on the rock with him and then he introspects and is framed as a positive male character who's not the most physically capable in a fight!

Holga's divorce, Simon's arc, these things drive me fucking insane because there's a lot of angsty shit in this film but it's not a sad film! There is love and joy and happiness in this shitty found family who bicker and support each other. I just, need shit like this, I need Avengers Tower Fics of the party because I genuinely believe they care about each other and that feels like almost a rarity

#honor among thieves #dnd movie #d&d #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #its the found family of it all #like obviously not a perfect film #but i love them #these blorbos are in the microwave on high

[diosapate]

mercy killed john cleanly. he did not die in pain, she did not disrespect his body; she killed him quickly and efficiently and that was it. john killed her brutally!! he mutilated her and covered someone else with her gore and only then killed her with a tap to the back of the head. he ripped a dead woman’s cloak from her body and touched her corpse with his bare foot to prove a point!!

all this to say: necromancy is disrespect for the dead under the guise of reverence, and john isn’t even bullshitting respect for the dead anymore in Thee most obvious way. god’s mercy is finite and he has none left; i suspect that his “i’m just a little guy :)” act is at its end and we are about to see more of the man who claims that guys like him don’t make mistakes.

#just like. the way he treats her body is insane to me. shes a character that already lacks bodily autonomy so this is just so. #cannot fault augustine for trying to slam dunk him into hell thus dooming the universe Again tbh #shoutout to aster for the phrase ‘he blew mercy up in the microwave’ cant stop thinking about it #tlt meta #mercymorn the first #john gaius #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #aust.txt