Eddie, just trying to post an update to his fans: Hey, just letting you guys know. Corroded Coffin has a new single coming-
Steve, shoving his way into frame: Buy his new song! Buy his new song so I can get new kitchen cabinets.
Steve: I want new cabinets and he said no! So buy his song and make him happy so I can get cabinets
Eddie: Thats not - do actually check out the song and for the record, I said no because we did a complete renovation of the kitchen three years ago
1K notes
·
View notes
Someone needs to talk to Jeremy Allen White then
Someone should tell Jeremy Allen White to stop having Carmy stare at Syd like that. I don't know what to tell yall! I really do not. You cannot deny the chemistry. You cannot make me believe they didn't purposefully write the MOLLY GORDON (such a good actress not in this though lmao) as a cardboard cutout manic pixie dream of a girlfriend for Carmy. You cannot tell me Carmy and Claire are any sort of endgame just because they were each others childhood crushes. They wrote an ER nurse as if she bakes cookies all day. Why is she always in such a good mood and always there to lift Carmy up? Get this out my face lmao
Carmy thought of Syd while having a panic attack because the thought of her brought him back down. Are you serious? Carmy has a sex scene in the same episode him and Syd are underneath a table just talking and there is more chemistry in that scene- I'm losing my mind. The choreography during the one take table scene is more gentle and romantic than what we saw with him and Claire in that bed- I'm LOSING IT!
I've just seen a lot of tweets and posts that are like "no they need to be platonic. go to netflix for ships like this not the bear" and I'm like huh? Talk to Jeremy Allen White and Ayo then. The little touches on her back he does for NO REASON. Tell them to tone it down cause I'M certainly not seeing anything that isn't there. The characters are communicating better than they were season 1. You know what that is? Growth. Them signing sorry to each other? HELLO??? "I wouldn't even wanna do it without you." I CANNOT BREATHE!!!
Like oh I'm sorry y'all are choosing not to see what's right in front of you lmao a very sad life to live I guess idk. But also who cares? Let people ship what they want and stop trying to talk about platonic ships as if we are not being bombarded with so much fucking tv and film. The platonic ships are out there for you babes, let me have this hot romantic one in peace. Let me do that.
493 notes
·
View notes
Drives me insane how everytime someone posts a then vs now comparison of dsmp streamers half the comments are like "ough ranboo glow down" "the Karl effect got to ranboo" and other shite like that and. dude.
Like it's embarrassing enough to act like that towards anyone but on top of acting like a child they're also admitting they have the worst gaydar known to man.
22 notes
·
View notes
Me: *watches Borderlands movie trailer*
Also me: *sees Mouthpiece or at least his mask in a quick shot*
Me again: *has mental breakdown wondering if this means there will ever be a live action movie version of Troy and Tyreen*
32 notes
·
View notes
Tumblr girls: "Wow Ellie, I love it when you cook! You're so focused and intense in the kitchen. Love me a sweaty butch doing loving service. Its hot~"
Me, having flashbacks:
14 notes
·
View notes