#the loser himself

[sleepsuns]

consume the soy, omoriboy!!

omoriboy doodle from a bit ago,, boy does this guy STINK!!!!!1!1!!1!1

#sun’s silly art #omori #omoriboy #the loser himself #the ultimate soyboy too #he probably uses axe 13 in 1 body wash shampoo conditioner car oil #or maybe just a single bar of plain dove soap for everything #anyways. he smells like milk

[wombywoo]

3 AM behavior 🌃

#my art #oc #original character #quinn #oc: quinn lacey #he do be pining and yearning... #couldn't resist the loser glasses and socks combo #bundled up like a wonton #the midnight reruns of top gear just don't hit the same by himself 😔 #quinncent

[pinkeoni]

It’s funny how audience members view Mike as their underdog-average-straight guy who is a total nerd but got an awesome girlfriend anyway when the character they are actually looking for is Dustin Henderson

#mike does not have the loser to boyfriend storyline that is dustin #mike is the tragic queer boy who forced himself and another girl into a straight relationship to fulfill expectations #but people dont want to acknowledge dustins inherent rizz because of ableism #straight guys in the fandom dont want to acknowledge that they could relate to a disabled character #miIeven is miserable together and duzie is happy and yet mike and el are the ones with the powerful relationship #stranger things #dustin henderson #mike wheeler #anti mileven #anti milkvan #byler #<- target audience

[yuwuta]

"there could be two beds and they will still only one bed trope their way into your heart somehow" exactly! gojo doesn't know what personal space means at aaaaaaall

satoru wouldn’t know the definition of personal space if it smacked him in the forehead, he needs to be close all the time always. 

the “actually, there are two beds” trope with him is so funny esp in a f2l setting because for every night of your trip, he finds some excuse to be in your bed instead of his. actually, he would give up rooming by himself on a group trip if it meant he got to share a room with you, because he’d find a way to share a bed with you. 

the first night, he dumps his entire suitcase on his bed, then showers, and you’re asleep by the time he comes back. and now he’s clean and moisturized and he wants to go to bed and oh no! all his stuff is still on his bed! guess he’ll have to share with you for tonight 😇 

the second and third nights he fakes having a nightmare to crawl into your embrace, and then feeling sick so you’ll coddle him to sleep. 

the fourth night, he showers first and falls asleep on your bed instead of his. you’re the respectful one who takes his bed instead, but ofc he wakes up once you’ve fallen asleep to slide in next to you, and when you groggy and confused he just hushes you back to sleep with a cheeky, “you were in my bed, don’t worry about it.” 

the fifth night, he turns the AC all the way up and says you “looked cold” so he “came to cuddle you” while you were asleep. 

he could find an excuse for every single night as long as you share a room together, but the moment you invite him in, ask him, “satoru, do you wanna share?” his brain short circuits and his face goes all red and you offering does bad bad bad things to him and now he actually has to sleep in his own bed because this is gonna keep him up all night

#anonymous #talks such a big talk but he's just a LOSERBOY !!! AT THE END OF THE DAY!!!! #the second u fall asleep on him first or u offer ur bed to him hes all oh i huh um aft://////$2@@@@@. loser #want his pathetic ass so bad rn ngl.....god i love a loser #this is also yuuji except i think yuuji is more tries to entice you to sleep in his bed #like he offers to keep you warm/cuddle you if youre not sleeping well/offers himself as a pillow if the hotel pillows are thin #acts all innocent but he just wants u next to him. he's not better than satoru he's still the first secretary of not being shit #gojo x reader

[turtleinsoup]

"[...]In its natural habitat this elusive creature, the Apalone spinifera is known for its unique feeding behavior, often swallowing its prey whole. To accomplish this, spiny softshell turtles possess a highly specialized throat structure, that aids in grasping and subduing prey. This anatomical adaptation allows them to swiftly engulf their quarry, utilizing a rapid and coordinated series of jaw movements that facilitate the smooth ingestion of their often swift and agile pr

#Donnie made himself a sandwich and refused to be normal about it #chewing is for losers #who needs teeth when u have tutle power #people always make donnie a starved little creatureTM #thats bc eating costs 95% of his braincells #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2018

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol #because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow #who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them #which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb #and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol #anyway #please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil #he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true #hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him #bg3 #gale dekarios #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #does this make sense. i havent slept #i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated #because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship #like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime #*like #having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama #like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently

[sillywoyscreenshots]

can you post the scene from the cool guy where peepers falls down the skullship's tongue and makes a stupid fucking noise

#THANK YOU ANON i completely forgot i had this saved #bros so bad at making himself look less like a nerd and a loser #wander over yonder #woy #commander peepers #watchdogs #woy watchdogs #the cool guy

[telordirebus]

Merry Christmas! ☃️🎄

I always wanted to draw WxS miku and babykasa together. I really liked the hcs about the main vsingers watching over their hosts since they were younger, it also makes sense since tsukasas sekai is cluttered with plush toys!

Happy holidays everyone!

#project sekai #wxs miku #tenma tsukasa #my alternative title was #loser spend christmas alone all by himself #but i feel like it would put me into a hit list aha haha (awkward laugh) #i love wxs miku i think she'd have great interactions with kids #hngghhh (clutch chest) mikukasa my scrimblo #sometimes all you need is a big dream and your virtual diva slash guardian fairy hatsune miku catgirl edition to overcome your struggles #fanart #2022

[hecksupremechips]

Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing

And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had

Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter

And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"

#aitsf #ai the somnium files #kaname date #mizuki date #THE DATES THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAA #its so funny though like imagine being such a bad parent that some loner who jerks off all the time does a better job than you #and hes literally never interacted with children before and is later revealed to have actually been an assassin #renju and shoko really just suck huh #and i dont mean to reduce date to a porno loving loser cuz nah like hes actually got so much depth going on in this situation like he cant #remember a single thing about his past he has no frame of reference for what a family is or if hes ever had one himself #which we then learn he. kinda didnt he was an orphan with no friends no name no one who came looking for him it seems #yet he still finds himself loving and caring for this girl and would literally die over and over for her to live a happy life #hes so genuinely kind and caring and deeply lonely and unsure of himself if hes doing this right #and he feels agonizing pain when hes forced to remember that he isnt mizukis real dad and that. he has nothing #but despite that he doesnt force mizuki to return these feelings because its a lot to burden a child with and shes been through enough #its like. kaname date i love youuuu please just adopt her already 🥺

[pseudokap]

soul on fire

#jrwi #prime defenders #jrwi pd #william wisp #pseudokart #my art #jrwi fanart #tried to make him look dead #cracked dry lips that resemble skeleton teeth because that boy is Dehydrated #ribcage hoodie (he ripped the holes himself) #tested out some wacky colour filters #he does not look this cool he is a loser (endearing)

[dykedvonte]

How I imagine Ulysses would react if the Courier just like never came to divide for his elaborate Rube Goldberg, saw trap existential lesson while also being able to see them fucking it up in Vegas:

#cause like he’s a hypocrite loser who won’t launch them himself so now he’s just like 🧍🏿‍♂️ #in the divide cause like what else does he do like play caravan with a tunneled??? #fallout #fallout new vegas #courier six #the courier #ulysses fnv #fnv ulysses

[money-and-dandellions]

Lester has an impressively high pain tolerance.

At this point, he is a cockroach.

A cockroach who believes that he is a god and a very pathetic human cockroach.

love this loser (hero) very much.

#lester papadopoulos #toa #literally he could die like a hundred times already #he stabbed himself #and got almost burned alive #or boiled #dont know #and oh my hiw many time he fainted #or vomited #or broke his bones #ribs especially #love him #he is so pathetic #my favourite loser #and hero #he is growing mentally #i am proud of him

[nopanamaman]

Saw that fan comic and made me think, would Yura go after Anya if she was taken for being a mutant? My guess is probably not pre kt but maybe post kt? Also what about any members of the gang? Also good job drawing funmy pictures love ‘em👍

Glad u enjoy my funny pictures...

I think what actually pushed Yura to go out of his way as much as he does for Katya was the fact that he had a serious moment of weakness with her. In his eyes, she's the only person in the world who knows and can accept him for what he is. It's a largely selfish endeavor.

He'd feel awful about Anya being taken in as a mutant, but he probably wouldn't go as far to free her. He might have gone to similar lengths if Sanya was taken in, but again, he most likely wouldn't have been as obsessive. Because he doesn't see any of the girls as someone who really understands him.

If any member of the gang he's not especially close to, i.e. Tsar, Yana, or Ivan, were seized by the center, he wouldn't be too gung-ho about risking his life to free them. He's more friendly with Arthur and technically did have a similar moment of weakness with him, but it's not something he remembers. He'd be sad, but not desperate.

At the end of the day, Yura doesn't believe anyone would ever grant him the same kindness Katya could.

#If someone else was really pushy about breaking someone he knows out he'd join the team. But he wouldn't push for it himself #parties are for losers #yura #asks #deepest lore #katya #anya #sanya #bg gang #tsar #yana #ivan #arthur

[lazycranberrydoodles]

COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN

#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started #tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but #from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character #which i totally understand. #BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE #HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS #also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here) #hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend #they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame. #gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!! #hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time #he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples #and is also a self conscious loser <3 #his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10 #he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market #also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes #HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO #he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras #this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant #tgcf #art #poll #hua cheng #lmao #my art #tian guan ci fu #hualian #xie lian #hob #heaven official's blessing

[stuffedgamer]

So this image

A couple things, those flowers are narcissus flowers

Narcissus is also a greek myth about a dude in love with himself and turns into a flower

The image in the game files is even called “narcissus.jpg”

#Nemlei you genius #Nemlei #nemlei better half #nemlei games #better half nemlei #thiu #sad thiu #happy thiu #better half visual novel #better half (game) #better half #thiu better half #the coffin of andy and leyley #fucking loser marries himself #thiu nemlei #narcissus #greek mythology

[oceanwithouthermoon]

imagine saiki full on fantasizing about a crush for the first time ☠️ with satou, he kept it fairly realistic and wanted to go immediately from being practically strangers to being friends, but if he started crushing on someone he was already FRIENDS with ?? the only next step to take is like.. actual romance.. so he has to actually start thinking about that..

kusuo knowing he has a crush on someone but somehow, at like 8pm on a random tuesday evening, he pops out of a daydream like.. WAIT I WANT TO KISS THEM ?? I WANT TO KISS THEM SO BAD ???

whole 17/18 year old boy laying face down in his bed, bright red and kicking his feet cuz oh my god he wants to kiss someone.

#tsundere loser gets cutesy fantasies for the first time in his life #i do wonder if he ever fantasized about satou just without acting on it #i alwaysy just figured he was too focused on actually doing the first step and befriending to think about like.. kissing him.. #it would be silly if he did though cuz that would mean he prob did think ahead to the next steps and then never made it there #cuz satou thought he was weird lmfao thats so sad #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post #terusai #saiura #<-with anyone who already has a crush on him in canon i think he would be so pissed at himself tbh #like hes spent so long being stubborn about not liking them back and then suddenly hes fantasizing about kissing/hugging them ?? #bro will be stubborn for the rest of his life lmao he will never admit it or confess #kubosai #saikechi #nensai #saikai #<-this with any of his guy friends is just gay panic tbh #especially if they dont already like him or he just cant figure out or tell if they do #its just the whole 'gay guy in love with his oblivious and MAYBE straight best friend' trope #its different if he knows they like him back but yk damn well he would still never confess #so hes still stuck gay panicking alone in his room over it #lame little queer boy