#the gotta have rules

[harmonyludwig]

After watching the first two interactions of the 12th Doctor & Missy I was thinking about something.

Missy drastically changed all of her pronouns and referred to herself as "Time Lady" & "Mistress".

From the 13th Doctor & Missy we know that Gallifreyans can change genders while regenerating. That brings several ideas...

1. Gallifreyans with a gender they like most. Like, someone who was a women 5 regenerations and then became a man and is extremely bickery about it.

2. Non binary Gallifreyans. Before the regeneration, 9 said he could have no head, or 2 heads. That means there were cases of not just changing genders, but species. So what about Gallifreyans changing into "humans" with no genitalia? Like, is it a Time Lady or a Time Lord? Wrong! It's a Time Maniac!

3. No gender related... Basically nothing on Gallifrey is gender related. Except maybe clothes and interests (cue to Missy saying slaying a Dalek is Time Ladies golf). Because at any point anyone can die and change genders. How are you not gonna let a lady inside a men pub when she was the one to establish it? Before she died of heart failure.

4. Marriage will be 100% built on love. I mean, how can you marry someone when you know they can change any minute? Only if you love them so much you don't care.

5. Not about genders. Age restriction. How would it work?? Do they also have a not drinking before x years? Do they have elderly homes for people on their 12th life? If one life lasts about 1000 - 1500 years (11th Doctor spent 800 years alone after the Ponds accident, and then about 300 years on Trenzalore.), people can live up to 18000 years!

6. Conservative Gallifreyans. In Japan we already have problems with the aging nation and a lot of rules benefitting the old, now think if the old generation loves to 18000 years.

7. Child birth. If their pregnancy is like ours , 9 months, and let's say about a child a year... Gallifrey would be over populated.

Update: I have checked "looms". First off, oof. Second, that brings even more questions.

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#the doctor #doctor who #missy doctor who #missy #12th doctor #11th doctor #gallifrey #gallifreyan #shitpost #seriously think about it #THEY LIVE FOR SOOO LONG #the gotta have rules

[shadow4-1]

I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.

And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.

And he just cums. Hard.

He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.

"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."

#and now youve gotta call up your boss and tell him the deals off and ur having his kids #i dont make the rules #cod imagines #mw2 #call of duty #mw2 headcanons #simon ghost riley #cod mwii #simon riley x reader

[suntails]

happy birthday silver!!

#fun fact: i hate doing bday art but this was NEEDED. i was a woman possessed. this groovy fucked me UP #groovy was made in a lab specifically for me. im SICK im DESTROYED its so good. he fucking sweeps. we win #i need silver to stab the painting and be so upset abt it i need the Tension i AUGHHHHHH #silver i love u. i wanted him to touch the frame at first like gentle ponder vibes #but its a museum thats against the RULES. i have licked a statue at a museum but silver wouldnt break rules like that #anywho. im on mobile but i saw i have an ask so i gotta reply tmrw. ty to the anon for ur patience and thoughts i rly appreciate it #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #suntails

[nuzipilled]

who programmed this?

#if shes generally hormonal shes gotta have fuckin period cramps #bonus points her bf is a walking heatpad #uzi doorman #serial designation n #murder drones #nuzi #murder drones fanart #murder drones n #biscuitbites #md nuzi #murder drones nuzi #thems the rules #my stuff

[wyrmwright]

a day with the seraphim + ex-warlords

#the S stands for sweetie pies #the seraphim are darling babies to me and we gotta get them out of the military I DONT CAAAARE if they are bio-engineered child soldiers #they should be having fun and being taken care of #one piece #op spoilers #op anime spoilers #seraphim #s-hawk #s-snake #mihawk #boa hancock #dracule mihawk #everyone gets a mini except doffy #s-mingo destroys doffy in a 1v1 sorry powerscalers i dont make the rules i just see the truth #op manga spoilers #s-hawk looking like hes about to steal kingdom hearts

[goldensunset]

joining the war on autism on the side of the autism etc etc

#i’m never drawing again i swear (lie) (i enjoy suffering) #n harmonia #natural harmonia gropius #zekrom #pokémon #pokemon #pokemon black and white #pokémon black and white #pkmn bw #pokemon bw #my art #bw #AAHHHHGHGGGHGH blorbo. i’m very tired but like #i have to commemorate every game i play! #i would say i am this guy’s biggest fan but i’m like 13 (14?) years late to this party i know i’m not #i haven’t even put scratched the surface of blorboposting yet i’ve seen some wild and good stuff out there i gotta step up my game #hope this looks ok i was kinda rushing to get it done while it’s still february lol #(i have a self imposed rule that i have to draw at least one thing a month) #zekrom can be wildly too small to scale. as a treat. i needed it to fit in the frame LOL #i’m quite proud of this i think. we’ll see how tomorrow’s me feels! #usually i regret posting something immediately after finishing it esp when late at night but as i said i’m rushing lol #one of the first pokémon i’ve ever drawn and it’s a Complicated Legendary. goody #but like look at my boy n right #[edit: fixed a few minor issues]

[dungeonenvy]

The big bow with the pearl in the back is literally kokomi's outfit

This is Watatsumi resistance fashion, and it so neatly encapsulates Chiori's ethos. It's so interesting to me that THIS is her inspiration when she finds her back against the wall. No resources, no allies in the system she's trying to overcome.

But she steps forward and allies with the fatui(lyney and lynette), the traveler, and Navia, just like Kokomi made alliances.

Chiori is Inazuman, but she REALLY doesn't like Inazuma, and it shows here. The tradition and legacy of eternity is stifling to her creativity. Bringing forward the legacy of resistance and blending it with Fontaine's drive for innovation.

Absolutely in love with these designs. Lynette leads the way as the first model to appear, her hat literally glowing as the light of innovation. Lyney is the cutting edge, sharp angles, bold colors, standing out even amid the other Chioriya designs.

Navia is a cresting wave, the height of fashion, something a little more traditional but still a very bold design.

And finally, bringing up the back of the show, Kirara is in a *very* traditional outfit that still has frills and touches to show that Chiori refuses to do anything without putting her own vision on it.

All of this ties into Chiori's speech. Love it.

#fashion #genshin impact #chiori #chioriya boutique #kirara #navia #lyney and lynette #lyney #lynette #I wish genshin was a little bolder with its design choices sometimes #gotta wonder how hamstrung the developers are by having to follow marketing's rules

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

truuulyyyy incredible how quickly mina’s position in the crew of light goes from Sweet Girl to President Of The Universe Basically

#feel like there’s something to be said about like #idk. protecting mina is job number one and then once they have so profoundly failed to do that #she’s in full shot-calling mode #the worst thing possible happens and after that the old rules no longer apply… #something like that. idk. i gotta tease that out later #dracula daily

[bonetrousledbones]

damn they weren't lying. that art style can evil

yucky unfiltered version under the cut

i tried a super different coloring method too and it did not work particularly well lol

#trousled arts #evil art style challenge #undertale #papyrus #i guess. #fedora papyrus #if you asked me i think he should be more known as times new roman instead of fedora papyrus but WHATEVER #i decided if i was gonna draw him i would have to fix him. so he's cool now #he looks like he would have a transatlantic accent #and lets just ignore that the hat doesnt really actually fit on his head ok i didnt feel like dealing with that #anyway first and foremost this was just an excuse for me to prove that i Can draw skulls actually . i do in fact know what they look like #gotta know the rules before you mangle them until they are capable of making cartoon expressions

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Unfamiliar showers

#my favorite least favorite thing about trying out new showers is the lil shonen protag moment I have at the start #“hmm… it seems there’s a single handle to turn it on… does it move in one direction or swing hot one way and cold the other?” #“okay… this one swings… but still the water isn’t on… okay so temperature and pressure are controlled separately- what now?” #“ah! you pull the handle and the water comes out of the shower. the water pattern is strange… did someone change the settings?” #“oh! I see… a little knob on the side of the shower head… anddd… there it is! now I just gotta get the temperature just right…” #rip to the jojo characters but I could immediately understand the rules and effects of a stand attack within MINUTES #gpoy #gpoyb

[so-very-small]

a person who shrunk down to three inches tall roughly five months ago: *finally accepts that they will never grow back and return to a normal life, and are doomed to an overwhelming existence of survival in a world no longer meant for them*

somewhere, in the distance, Rod Sterling looks at the fourth wall: Man that shit was fucked up. Anyways. Tune in next week for more fucked up shit.

#g/t #giant tiny #im finally watching the twilight zone and this RULES #i love love older tv shows. this is like the grandpa to creepypastas #im only a few episodes in. like ive seen bits and pieces thru the years but never watched them all in order #………….they have to cover shrinking right. like. im not basing this post off an episode idk if there is one #but there MUST be….. like. hold on i gotta google some stuff

[n0brainjustvibes]

every day I wish for a Taylor Doesn't Turn Herself In AU simply so she can interact with Accord. I want Taylor "raised by an English professor" Hebert to bond with Accord over ruthless supervillainy for the greater good, the importance of public infrastructure, and respecting good old English grammar.

#I think Accord would afford her grudging respect #she's disorderly but he can generously attribute that to the Folly of Youth #she's got the spirit #he leaves with distaste for most of the Undersiders but a vague hope that The Kids Are Alright #taylor muses about the arrogance of imposing your idea of a perfect world upon others through conquest #this is of course covering the fact that her distrust for authority is screaming at her and she does not want Accord controlling HER #she then is like “gotta go! I have civilians questioning my absolute rule and black widows to put on their balls” #taylor hebert #self aware queen #worm #worm spoilers #skitter #accord #parahumans #wormblr

[yonpote]

phan yuri PHAN YURI PLEAAASE... use your AU characters

i hope this suffices....

phil now has a mullet. cuz i want her to

#dan and phil #phan #myart #phanart #rule 63 #if u didnt know theyre both trans lesbians :) also i decided phil still goes by phil #but its short for philomena #do i have a tag for mechanic yuri au? #mechanic au #i gotta retag my art

[sergle]

randomly saying kys aint a good look

no damn way you sent me an ask over this image

#it's gotta be that bc i haven't said shit #laugh rule #i like that i don't even have to do something in order for someone to get upset at me for doing it #sergle answers #also you know what i'm gonna say next....

[marcmorrigan]

finally delivering on the princess tutu headshots i promised... love these dysfunctional teens 🩰💖💕

LOTS of notes about headcanons/design choices under the cut! like. a lot. dont say i didnt warn you

starting with my specialest guy fakir:

i had a suuuper clear vision for fakir, and i couldnt be happier with how he turned out, he looks exactly how i imagine him! trying to translate his Bird-Shaped Hair into my style gave me SERIOUS homestuck flashbacks. my affinity for knights with Problems knows no bounds...

adding the hyperpigmentation around his eyes and his acne scars is what really solidified this for me-- i put those in and was like oh!!! there you are!!! my boy!!! and you can tell because i gave him acne scars + thick eyebrows that he IS my boy... there are very clear trends among my headcanons for my faves lol. big noses, thick eyebrows, skin imperfections, heavy eyebags, long dark hair... and fakir truly has it all 😤 he is so Ideal Character Design to me

i think fakir is actually pretty self-conscious about his appearance tho! we see characters like pike and lilie say hes handsome to ahiru, but i dont know how often he actually hears that? and im sure its hard not to compare himself to mytho, who is straight out of a fairy tale; being a regular teenager dealing with regular teen body stuff is hard enough without your roommate being a magically beautiful eternally youthful storybook hero. i think he probably internalises more that people see him as scary and angry, and that the girls who do have crushes on him always frame it in contrast to mytho, who is Good and Kind and Handsome, implying (or sometimes outright stating!) that fakir is Bad and Mean and... Well...

fakir is very sensitive but quiet about it, so i think its a very private point of self-consciousness. i think he puts a lot of semi-secret effort into his appearance; canonically he has a lot of very funny and clearly customised clothing, and he chooses to keep his hair long and in a very particular style (i have a whole breakdown in my mind of how he achieves that style and it involves a surprising amount of pins and an unsurprising fuckton of teasing. i think his hair is a little fried from heat damage!), and i think that probably extends to other things, too, like manicuring his eyebrows and doing a lot of very Teenage Skincare that doesnt actually help his acne much lol. i think he probably has a lot of self-injurious habits and BFRBs like skin picking and chewing, mostly at his acne and around his nails (both of which he hates, because he knows he shouldnt but does it anyway). i think if he does it enough that theres noticeable evidence it feels, like, world-ending for him, ESPECIALLY if anyone asks what happened lol. do not perceive him except in the very specific ways and contexts he approves of THANKS

on to the narratives favorite princess, mytho:

again, i had a pretty clear idea of the vibe i wanted mytho to have going into this-- i want him to have, like, extreme prince charming vibes, very Classically Handsome without necessarily being 'conventional.' i thought a lot about 'the happy prince' story while i was working on this, and really wanted him to look like a cross between how the prince statue looks in my head and a porcelain doll. and also a cross between jonny brown and brigitte bardot? lots of very direct influences for him lol. so! lots of gold tones, gemmy eye color, cute little tooth gap, quivering wide-eyed thousand-yard-stare doe eyes and big ol dolly anime lashes, which were the very last thing i added because i was NERVOUS about pulling those off lol. they turned out cute tho! ive only done a handful of pieces for this series and i can already tell princess tutu is gonna make me up my lash drawing game considerably, these kids all look like they blink and cause a hurricane from the gale force wind of their falsies

also wait i lied the very last thing i did was add his freckles/beauty marks because he needed that little extra oomph and those were It. i think he probably has some on his hands/wrists too 💕

i was a little unsure if my idea for his hair would translate with this flat-color approach but im pretty happy with it! its supposed to be afrotextured hair (somewhere between 3b and 4c i think? wide range of potential i knowww but im still kind of hammering out my headcanons okay, this is exploratory lol) thats been rolled and finger-styled into his little feather shapes. i think loose, chunky twists would be another fun way to interpret his hair and twists are one of my fave styles to draw do i might draw him like that at some point too...

i guess fakir is the one who styles his hair for him before mytho gets his heart back? i imagine fakir is pretty meticulous about maintaining mythos health and appearance, even at the worst stages of their relationship. i think itd be hard for fakir to frame the way he treats mytho as For Mythos Sake if he wasnt doing some level of actually beneficial care for him, so being really fastidious about things like mythos diet and sleep hygiene and hair care and such gives fakir an outlet for his 'you just have to do what i tell you' thing that helps him convince himself it really is helping, no really, hes doing this for mythos benefit and he just has to be strict with him because mytho doesnt UNDERSTAND he needs PROTECTING and fakir is the ONLY ONE who can do it so mytho HAS to let him because if he doesnt then why does fakir even EXIST, if he cant manage this then what is he good for, and--

yknow. the usual complexes. and their relationship is so complex!!! but also so simple, but like. in a good way. fakirs behavior is complicated but his motivation regarding mytho is SO straightforward which makes that downward spiral into harm really easy to map out... i wont go much into that in this post since this is about visual/appearance-related headcanons but just. augh. i love this show and i love these characters!!! and i hope its apparent in my work that i do love them so <3

im hoping to do a set of these for the girls next!!! i have some other stuff to finish first but hopefully... Soon... Some Birds...

#princess tutu #fakir #mytho #prince siegfried #my art #i had sooo much fun playing around with style in these... the super strong white highlights + underpainting combo looks SO lovely #i should take this approach more often i almost never do!!! it rules and is fun to do #i was listening to my fakir playlist nonstop for DAYS while working on this and still intermittently since... #it feels like ive been sitting on these for a month but its only been 5 days omg. crazy... good to know tho #anyway i love themmm theyre everything. SO fun to draw i really hope i can do more art of them. i Want To... i have Ideas >:o) #btw is putting notes on my thoughts under a cut like this interesting for yall? its fun for me but idk if yall wanna read all that #i will probably continue regardless bc i love to hear myself talk esp abt my design choices but #im curious if my notes on my thought process are interesting to anyone else #if not oh well! thats what the cut is for 😤 nobodys gotta read it if they dont wanna im doing this for Me #full color

[toxooz]

anyway the comic update should be next week (3pgs left) until then a ghillie König warm up scribble bc i finally caved and got the sloth pak and am Obsessed with how much more creepy he looks 😞👐

the pic that started it all:

#i never spend money on games other than the initial Game itself but MAN #it passed my rule of dont buy it unless u consistently think abt it for days and well it passed #i do want to get the whole ghost n soap pack too but brother that shit too much money im willing to spend #now i just need his peanut butter edition 😔 #he looks even creepier than his default skin (how hot of him) but i play like a clown so therefor he looks like a clown #BUT homie showed me how to do private matches with bots so i can practice without the feeling of sheepish embarrassment lmfao #bc apparently im even scared to be Perceived by randos who will never see me again in 5 seconds #thats anxiety baybay!!!! #so anyway my prayers have been answered OK i Gotta shuddup brain is playing pinball with 1000 thoughts rn peace #my art #i mean barely PFFFT #scribble #sketch #konig #ghillie #cod #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare 2 #konig modern warfare #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #könig #konig cod